AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo

[Castaras]

* Wakes up *

What did I miss?


With LF, Castaras, and me around to mentally scar her.

Sounds like fun, when do we start? :smalltongue: :smallwink:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Alas to that plan; I must take my leave once more. I shall be far from the territories of AMEN, in a large village known as 'Cond'up'* on business. I leave this troll polymorphed to look like me in my place. Torment the poor creature as you will."

With that Fullbladder puts on a travelling hat and is gone like he never existed.

*Not real name of the place, but close.

[Saurous]

Sounds like fun, when do we start? :smalltongue: :smallwink:


Never. :smallannoyed:

Why don't you torture the polymorphed Fullbladder look-alike?

[Castaras]

Because he was made to be tortured. No fun in torturing something that was meant to be tortured.

[Korith]

***FIREBALL***http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/abardam/santa.png

Now you can start.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Then torture Korith.

[Korith]

My pain threshold is up to it, but make sure that Rex is the one slashing the whip.

[Saurous]

My pain threshold is up to it, but make sure that Rex is the one slashing the whip.

Why would you want-

Ouch. I need to stop listening to you people. My sanity is damaged enough.

[Korith]

[Mr. Burns]Excellent[/Mr. Burns]

Anybody else want some?

[Castaras]

Anyone know what happened to the mouthwash lake? I think we might need it again...

[Saurous]

I think it's more of a mouthwash puddle at this point, but it's over there.

*He points at a greenish puddle in a large crater that used to be the lake*

[Goblin Music]

Torture him *shoots the FB look alike with lightning gun*

[Castaras]

Only a puddle? What has the world come to eh?

[Saurous]

Only a puddle? What has the world come to eh?

It's come to you sticking your head into it every ten minutes. You can't expect it to stay a full lake if you use it every time something strange happens.

[Korith]

So that's why Drow eyes are red?

[Castaras]

I didn't stick my head in the puddle every ten minutes...It was more like about 4 hours a day for about 4 days. And anyway, that doesn't matter.

What matters, is how to fill it up again, so that we may drown more people, and so that certain people can have...fun. :smallamused:

[Saurous]

I didn't stick my head in the puddle every ten minutes...It was more like about 4 hours a day for about 4 days. And anyway, that doesn't matter.

What matters, is how to fill it up again, so that we may drown more people, and so that certain people can have...fun. :smallamused:

...do you mind if I use the last bit of it? I don't need to think about those...things.

And I think Magtok recieved a new shipment of the stuff. We can simply dump it out here if we can find it.

[Castaras]

Hmm...I thought those canisters contained poison...


...do you mind if I use the last bit of it? I don't need to think about those...things.

Go ahead. :smalltongue:

[Saurous]

Good. But, before I do so, can you explain specifically which "fun" you were talking about? I'm not gonna remember it enough for it to cause permanent mental scarring.

[Korith]

*Chained Acid Splash*
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*Chained Acid Splash*
*Empowered Chained Acid Splash*
*Empowered Chained Acid Splash*
*Empowered Chained Acid Splash*
*Empowered Chained Acid Splash*
*Maximized Chained Acid Splash*
*Maximized Chained Acid Splash*
*Maximized Chained Acid Splash*
*Maximized Chained Acid Splash*

That should give you something to work with...

[Castaras]

I'm not going to say, since it would be much more fun watching you try and puzzle it out. :smalltongue: And because it would be too far into that sort of topic.

[Saurous]

...okay... :smalleek:

*He sticks his head into the mouthwash, and then walks off*

[Castaras]

Ok, that's my disturbing deed for today.

* Grabs canisters and pours into crater *

[Saurous]

Castaras, why does that look much more...acidic than the mouthwash? I think those canisters were poison.


...anyone want to test it? :smallamused: Magtok? Fus? Happiness?

[Castaras]

Actually...I have an idea. I'll get happiness for you.

* Throws personality potion at Saurous *

[Saurous]

*Ducks out of the way of the potion*

Happiness is seperate from my mind at this point. It just takes a bit of deception to get him to come out of his hiding spot.

*Saurous runs off, and comes back with a stuffed rabbit. He holds it up into the air, and shouts loudly*

Ah, what's this? A rabbit? I believe I am going to use it as a new torture victim.

Put that rabbit down!

*Happiness rushes towards Saurous. Saurous steps out of the way, and Happiness falls into the lake*

Oh my gods! It burns! It's burning my skin! ARGH!

[Castaras]

Interesting...Burns is that?

* Notes things down on clipboard *

Tell me Happiness, how do you feel?

[Saurous]

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Did Magtok not tell you that multiple exclamation marks are the signs of a diseased mind, Happiness? :smallamused:

IT BURNS!

[Mr. Moon]

*sighs, and extends a hand to Happieness*

Aw, come'n you guys. I think he's cute. He's like a... pet.

[Saurous]

A pet that has an annoying tendancy to activate my conscious, make me feel bad about myself, and whose screams are fulfilling? Then sure, he's like a pet.

At least someone is nice around here. I can see why Saurous like-

Quiet before I kick you back in the lake.

...I'll be quiet now.

[Castaras]

So it burns and gives multiple exclamation marks...interesting.

Could you leave Happiness in there for a little longer? I want to see the long term effects.

[Mr. Moon]

Nah, but I know a way you can. *pushes Castaras into the acid*

Come on, Happieness, let's go clean you up.

[Castaras]

Now how did I know someone was going to do that?

* Looks at hands *

Y'know, it dissolved the clipboard and paper. But it isn't dissolving me. Yay for fortitude saves.

[Saurous]

I don't know...wait, what's on my- Oh my gods! It's still eating my skin! AHHH! GET IT OFF!!!

*He runs around screaming, all while his skin melts off. After a few minutes, he collapses onto the floor and evaporates*

What a fitting end to such a helpful yet annoying emotional personification.

[Castaras]

Maybe I should fail my save, just so I can see what happens.

* Fails save and disappears under acid *

[Mr. Moon]

*sighs, and pulls out a scroll of Greater Resurection*

Come on back, Happieness.

And you can't say he doesn't want to live. I'm sure he does very much, you big bully.

[Saurous]

I'm sure he does. :smallamused:

*He stands back up*

I'm a real boy!

*Saurous smacks his forhead*

[Mr. Moon]

...

Hang on, I'll be right back.

*dashes off to her room, and returnes with a kind of necklace*

Happineis, put this around your neck. Once you're wearing it, they can't hurt you. Much.

[Saurous]

'K.

*He puts the thing on his neck*

I wasn't planning about harming him any more. Well, at least not today. I do not know about Castaras or anyone else, however.

[Mr. Moon]

Just a precaution. And only I can take it off him. So don't even bother trying.

[Saurous]

I did not even think of it. :smallamused:

*Maur wanders over*

So, you're Happiness?

Um, yes?

Wanna go do something stupid?

Sure!

*They both run off to go accomplish some sort of wacky adventure*

Maur! Get back here! At least keep away from the- crap. Not the mouthwash lake...:smalleek:

[Korith]

*Clones Moon_Called's Charmanders*

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[Castaras]

Hmm...an interesting experience...

* Floats over to happiness *

And a nice little necklace. Why do you want to keep happiness alive? I can think of many reasons...:smallamused:

[Mr. Moon]

Sweet! An army of Charmanders!

I think he's cute, Castaras. He's my pet now. And not in any sort of perverted way you can possibly twist it into.

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[Saurous]

The Charmanders will destroy you all. All, I say!

That's just great, please tell me he's just a slave, and she doesn't really like him like that...

Why do we care?

That's a stupid question, Sanity. You've been demoted to an intermediate emotion.

Shoot.

[Castaras]

Meh. I can nearly always twist things people say. Some are easier than others, though. :smallamused:

[Mr. Moon]

Of course Happieness isn't my MWS.

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[Castaras]

* Whistles innocently, not saying anything to MC's comment. *

[Saurous]

Why is it that he's trying to kill himself in the acid lake? And...MAUR! Get out of that acid!

You're no fun... :smallfrown:

*A devourer walks over and lifts both Happiness and Maur out of the lake*

Now go do something that doesn't remove you both from the mortal coil.

*SCRK! And that was the sound of the topic shifting lanes.*

[Mr. Moon]

What's the matter, Saurous? Jellous? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/aquasixio/Naruto%20Avatars/Jounin%20and%20Hokage/Kurenai.jpg

[Castaras]

Aww, I was having fun. Should I get a bit of that lake and put it into potions, y'think? Or should I put it into cakes?

And he probably is, MC. He does like you y'know.

[Saurous]

What's the matter, Saurous? Jellous? http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/aquasixio/Naruto%20Avatars/Jounin%20and%20Hokage/Kurenai.jpg


Ummmm....maaaaaaybe? :smallredface:

[Mr. Moon]

*evil snicker* http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j121/Saka-Loves-Naruto/Naruto/Avatars/thPretty.jpg

((Sorry Lee-kun))

[Saurous]

Eh, heh...

*Eyetwitch*


...um, not to change the subject radically, but did I mention that I was sorry for accidentaly impaling you on a lightsaber yesterday?

[Castaras]

And now I make a tactical retreat, leaving the two love birds to do what they want.

* Does just that *

[Mr. Moon]

Meh, it's okay. I'm a Lee fangirl. http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/Amara956/Naruto%20Avatars/thOccupationFangirl.gif

I'd do it again to.

[Saurous]

You really scare me sometimes, MC. :smalleek:
Make Lee go away, please...

[Mr. Moon]

Aw... but Lee's awesome. I'm not saying he's sexy. Kabuto's sexy. But Lee's freaken' awesome. http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j121/Saka-Loves-Naruto/Naruto/Avatars/thReally.jpg

[Saurous]

You think one way, I think the other, I supose. Lee is creepy in my eyes, anyway.

[Mr. Moon]

I used to think that way. I laughed when Gaara beat him up. But for some reson, the episode when Sakura and Ino went to visit him showed him to me in a new light. You have to admire his dedication.

[Saurous]

Uh...huh...

*Maur suddenly rushes over, covered in a thick layer of some sort of greenish blood*

Guess what! Happiness has chugged down about three gallons of Coke, and I just killed a Coutal! Isn't that great!?

...did you say three gallons?

Actually, it's about three and a half. He's still going.

[Castaras]

Where did he get all that coke from?

* Floats over to Happiness *

Where'd you get that coke from?

[Saurous]

*Happiness puts the bottle of Coke he is chugging down*

Um, I didn't steal it from your kitchen, if that's what you were thinking...

[Castaras]

Good.

I don't like it when people take things from my kitchen without my permission.

Ooo look, I'm alive. Can I have some of that coke?

[Saurous]

Uh, sure. I'm gonna go throw up now.

*He hands her the bottle, and then heads off to the restroom*

[PirateMonk]

The chef Sampiatar walks up to the Tiny PM, looking nervous and carrying a piece of paper.

"Um, you may want to have a look at this. Hey, Dagger Thrower, stop getting those things in my soup! No, don't-"

"Okay. Uh huh. Oh. What? GAH!"

He drops the paper, collapses, and huddles up.

"Staycalmandbreathdeepstaycalmandbreathdeeply..."

[Dartonus]

I run after happiness and attempt to force feed him a mint mento.
(Hey, It works even if It's not diet coke.)

[Castaras]

* Drinks Coke *

Ah...I love coke...

Wait...is this old style coke? :smalleek:

GAH!

* Runs into kitchen *

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

No, it has to be Diet PEPSI. Then the Mentos trick works.

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...since I've been out, you've replaced the lake with acid, discussed Naruto, and further injured Saurous's Happiness.

...wait...where did you get that acid? And where are the containers I filled with...uh-oh. That isn't acid, guys.

Its...err...well...something really, really foul. No, not that. Worse.

[Saurous]

Wait, so that isn't acid, it is....I wish we still had that mouthwash. :smalleek:

And I don't know how it became a discussion of Naruto. It just sort of happens. It happens alot in the past day or so.

[Lord Magtok]

I wish we still had the mouthwash too, but unfortunately, the group that sold the stuff was slaughtered by a epic-level group of Good adventurers.

Instead, I've decided to order some Mental-Scars-B-Gone. Its a special product that looks remarkably like gelatin, and is eaten. It should get here in about...four posts.


ALERT! there is a Good/Evil poll run by Lord Herman! I command you all to vote for me in Week 2! I've already been nominated! Don't vote for me, and I'll return the Mental-Scars-B-Gone, send Saurous's Happiness and his son to a nudist colony, and I'll hire a clown to toss each and every pie Castaras makes at a wall!

[Saurous]

ALERT! there is a Good/Evil poll run by Lord Herman! I command you all to vote for me in Week 2! I've already been nominated! Don't vote for me, and I'll return the Mental-Scars-B-Gone, send Saurous's Happiness and his son to a nudist colony, and I'll hire a clown to toss each and every pie Castaras makes at a wall!

I simply do not see the point for all of this. Why do people end up at each other's throats for a two-bit title? What's the point?

[PirateMonk]

I wish we still had the mouthwash too, but unfortunately, the group that sold the stuff was slaughtered by a epic-level group of Good adventurers.

Instead, I've decided to order some Mental-Scars-B-Gone. Its a special product that looks remarkably like gelatin, and is eaten. It should get here in about...four posts.

But... I just blew all those skill points getting Craft (Disturbing Mental Image) up to 6 ranks! Very few classes have it, you know. Shadow's lucky, being a Pedophile and all, but I think that must be the only class I don't have levels in. Ah well. By the way, I'm not actually a quadropedophile. I just have a D12 Fetish. :smallamused:
And no, I won't vote for you. Yes, I'm just being an arbitrarily defiant Chaotic.

[Lord Magtok]

I simply do not see the point for all of this. Why do people end up at each other's throats for a two-bit title? What's the point?

Look, I really want this trophy. Its been my life-long goal to win this since about...10 minutes ago.

Besides, the personification of my self-esteem choked to death on his own spit, so if I get this trophy, I should be able to bring him back to life.

Now stop whining, and prepare yourself for NEXT WEEK!

[Saurous]

Look, I really want this trophy. Its been my life-long goal to win this since about...10 minutes ago.

Besides, the personification of my self-esteem choked to death on his own spit, so if I get this trophy, I should be able to bring him back to life.

Now stop whining, and prepare yourself for NEXT WEEK!

Prepare? What, am I supposed to prepare my hands to type out "I vote for Magtok"? Personally, I have better things to be doing with my life rather than waiting to vote for you in a silly competetion.

[Lord Magtok]

Prepare? What, am I supposed to prepare my hands to type out "I vote for Magtok"? Personally, I have better things to be doing with my life rather than waiting to vote for you in a silly competetion.

You? Better things to do? :smallconfused:

You're Saurous the necromancer. You don't have "better things to do." :smalltongue:

[Saurous]

You? Better things to do? :smallconfused:

You're Saurous the necromancer. You don't have "better things to do." :smalltongue:

I don't only live to serve AMEN, you know. And no perverted jokes about what I do in my free time.

[Dartonus]

Supplement Fight!
*Throws Spell compendium, A 285-page book of Spells for spellcasters, at saurous.*
*Follows up by hitting mooncalled with a volley of Fiendish Codex I, FC II, And an empty bookshelf labeled: Reserved for FC III*
*Hits PirateMonk with a 1,000 page spellbook*
I was out of other supplements.

[PirateMonk]

*Hits PirateMonk with a 1,000 page spellbook*
I was out of other supplements.

If you can't throw a supplement, don't throw anything at all. BANNED! :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

I don't only live to serve AMEN, you know. And no perverted jokes about what I do in my free time.

Fine. I'll just think about the jokes in my head without actually saying anything. :smalltongue:

And are you referring to the alternate dimension called ARR ELL when you speak of non-AMEN things? I think I've heard of it before...

[Saurous]

Supplement Fight!
*Throws Spell compendium, A 285-page book of Speels for spellcasters, at saurous.*
*Follows up by hitting mooncalled with a volley of Fiendish Codex I, FC II, And an empty bookshelf labeled: Reserved for FC III*


*Saurous catches the compendium and begins looking through it*

Ah, thanks Dartonus. I needed a new book of spells. Unless a "Speel" is something different and not just a horrible typo. Are you and MC related? Your spelling abilities are similar...

[PirateMonk]

*Saurous catches the compendium and begins looking through it*

Ah, thanks Dartonus. I needed a new book of spells. Unless a "Speel" is something different and not just a horrible typo. Are you and MC related? Your spelling abilities are similar...

I think Psyke_D might be EvilElitest's sibling, actually.

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...similar spelling abilities. Could it be that Dartonus and MC were twins seperated at birth?

...Naw, that idea is too ludicrous, even for AMEN.

[Saurous]

Hmm...similar spelling abilities. Could it be that Dartonus and MC were twins seperated at birth?

...Naw, that idea is too ludicrous, even for AMEN.

*Rolls up the sourcebook, and hits Magtok over the head with it*

Bad! Bad cyborg! No blatant cliches! And no ideas that make me want to question why I like MC. :smallannoyed:

...I just said that out loud, didn't I?

[Lord Magtok]

...I just said that out loud, didn't I?

Indeed you did.

First you mock her spelling, then you mock her love of Pokemon and Naruto, and then you kill her, mock her Naruto fanaticism again, and then you once again mock her spelling.

And then finally, you question your love for her.

...Wow. I think you've done more to hurt her than I've done to hurt her! :smalltongue:

[PirateMonk]

<Switches systems, casts Strike Blind and Strike Deaf on Saurous, and switches back> Who wants to join the Society for Divorcing Saurous and Moon_Called?

[Lord Magtok]

Me! Pick me! I accidently brought them together, and feel obligated to end this before they end up commiting a Good act, or team up to kill me again.

[Saurous]

Indeed you did.

First you mock her spelling, then you mock her love of Pokemon and Naruto, and then you kill her, mock her Naruto fanaticism again, and then you once again mock her spelling.

And then finally, you question your love for her.

...Wow. I think you've done more to hurt her than I've done to hurt her! :smalltongue:

'Don't remember when I mocked Pokemon, but I otherwise get your point. And the killing was an accident.

And I do care for her, I'm just trying to find out exactly why.

And I'm blind and deaf? This does suck. Indeed.

[PirateMonk]

Okay, we have a few options to consider. Here's a few that immediately come to mind:

-Clone and eliminate Maur, and indoctrinate the clone. We can then use him to split his parents apart.
-Plant incriminating evidence.
-Cast Programmed Amnesia on one or both of them.

[Lord Magtok]

Okay, we have a few options to consider. Here's a few that immediately come to mind:

-Clone and eliminate Maur, and indoctrinate the clone. We can then use him to split his parents apart.
-Plant incriminating evidence.
-Cast Programmed Amnesia on one or both of them.

Hmm...they all sound so fun. I like #2 the most.

What if we steal a pair of Castaras's undergarments, and leave them on Saurous's bed where MC can find them?

Or somehow use one of those fancy picture editing thingies to make it look like MC slept with Fus?

[Saurous]

Soooooo...do I just wait here until the effects of the blindness spell wear off? Or are you guys going to commit some insidious plan that will try and get me to hate MC or vice versa?


...nah...that's just silly.

[PirateMonk]

Both spells last one minute, but I can maintain them indefinitely.

[Lord Magtok]

*Carries out both of the two plans specific incriminating evidence plans.*

I've got the picture in a safe if the other idea doesn't work, PM. You can let the spell fade now.

[PirateMonk]

Well, I can't really maintain them while I'm on D&D rules anyway, so... sure. You can see and hear now.

[Nekulor]

*looks for someone to disintegrate*

[Goblin Music]

Stealthily dispels Blindness and Deafness on sourous while simultaneously handing the hole taped conversation over to him.

[Castaras]

So, whats been happening?

What if we steal a pair of Castaras's undergarments, and leave them on Saurous's bed where MC can find them?

I do rather like keeping myself in one piece, y'know. I'd rather not be cut into tiny pieces and thrown to the four winds by a crazed elf/drow.

Don't you -

Oh crap, you already have. Time to go into hiding.

* Disappears *

[Dartonus]

Time to go trigger happy with the ol' SC!!!!
*Casts prismatic eye, prismatic ray, Heart ripper, Reality Maelstrom, Stone to Lava, programmed amnesia, and all the others on Saurous. Specifically wipes Saurous's affection for Mooncalled and replaces it with a love for castaras. Also turns the area around his bed to Magma so he can't get to Castaras in the first place, then sets prismatic ray and prismatic Eye traps in his covers and bathroom, THEN heads off to try to kill Tasha with heart ripper without the dancing man foiling him.*

[Castaras]

Specifically wipes Saurous's affection for Mooncalled and replaces it with a love for castaras.

Pleasemakewillsavepleasemakewillsavepleasemakewill savepleasemakewillsave

[Dartonus]

*Wipes his ability to make a will save, Then runs from Castaras as fast a possible and then some.*

[Saurous]

*Saurous wanders in, carrying a Rust Monster over his head*

What did I miss? Have you guys been torturing Happiness (who I use as a decoy)?

*Happiness jumps off the bed, lands in the magma, and floats to the side of the lava moat*

Have you seen Castaras today? I wanted to give her something...

Um, no.

Shoot. I'll go find her myself, then.

*Happiness pulls out a box of chocolates and some flowers and runs off to find Castaras*

Dartonus, you should know by now that I try to go out and accomplish tasks while everyone else is around here doing nothing but stupid pranks. And I don't sleep, anyway. And why do you care if I have feelings for Moon Called, anyways?

[Castaras]

* Reappears *

That's a relief, its only happiness who... got...

:eek:

I think it is time to make a tactical retreat again.

* Heads for kitchen *

[Saurous]

*Happiness runs after her*

Wait! Come back! :smallfrown:

*Meanwhile, Saurous rolls on the floor laughing*

[Castaras]

* Peers round door *

Yes?

[Saurous]

I, um, brought you these...

*He holds out the chocolates and flowers*

[Castaras]

* Takes flowers and chocolates *

Errm, yeh. Thanks. Now I've got something to do, so if you just make your way over to that pool, please?

* Disappears *

[PirateMonk]

<Summons an ICBINA, Mk. II (Looks like Castaras but has the mind of Ayya)> She's just playing, happiness.

[Castaras]

* Hides in kitchen *

And I really feel sorry for Happiness now.

[Saurous]

Um...why does she look surprisingly dumber than normal? And are those bloodstains on her clothing? :smallconfused:

[PirateMonk]

The ICBINA hugs Happiness. Hard.

[Saurous]

Uh, Miss Obviously-Not-Castaras, you're crushing my spine. I need that to be able to stand. :smalleek:

[PirateMonk]

She begins playing Twister with him on the mat that only CE barbarians can see.

[Castaras]

* Stays in hiding *

[Lord Magtok]

*Orders some minions to record Happiness playing Twister with the ICBINA for blackmail purposes, as the cyborg runs a safe distance away from the scene.*

[Goblin Music]

Interesting, Very interesting.

[Castaras]

Interesting, Very interesting.

Oh the joy I could get from twisting that...:smallamused:

[Saurous]

What the heck is she doing to my le- OH MY GODS! SHE RIPPED OFF MY LEG! ARGH!

I'm so glad that Dartonus didn't think that I use decoys there is the possiblity of mental erasure. Or any other kind of dangers.

[Castaras]

I think he's noticed that ain't me. Dartonus, when I find you, you're dead meat.

[Saurous]

I'm sure he is, Castaras. Now then, where's PM? Or Magtok? I have something I want to discuss with them. :smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

When you're "discussing" it with them, tell me beforehand would you? I quite like seeing blood fly. :smallamused:

[Saurous]

I really don't know if there will be blood or not. It depends on what they say about the matter. :smallannoyed:

[PirateMonk]

I'm sure he is, Castaras. Now then, where's PM? Or Magtok? I have something I want to discuss with them. :smallannoyed:

I'd love to discuss something with you! What is it? :smallsmile: :smallsmile:

[Lord Magtok]

I'm sure he is, Castaras. Now then, where's PM? Or Magtok? I have something I want to discuss with them. :smallannoyed:

You rang?

Could we make this quick? I have evil things to attend to. Like writing up my acceptance speech once I'm voted #1 GitP evil person. :smallbiggrin:

[Saurous]

Well, let's see, I found these in my room.

*He holds up the "evidence" that Magtok had placed earlier*

And don't say you two aren't the ones who did it. I know Magtok is the one who placed them there, and I know that you, PM, were the one who struck me blind and deaf while you and Magtok had a conversation about something you obviously didn't want me to hear. So, what is it that you two are attempting to do? :smallmad:

[PirateMonk]

"But I didn't have anything to do with it. Wait, the others clones were doing something last night, and- gah!" Dagger Thrower lands one in he back of the neck, and the clone collapses.

[Castaras]

* Grabs popcorn and watches the verbal fight *

[Saurous]

"But I didn't have anything to do with it. Wait, the others clones were doing something last night, and- gah!" Dagger Thrower lands one in he back of the neck, and the clone collapses.

So...I guess that is basically a confession that PM had something to do with it. :smallannoyed:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*comes in munching on drumstick*

MMmmm....chocobo...

[Lord Magtok]

Well, let's see, I found these in my room.

*He holds up the "evidence" that Magtok had placed earlier*

And don't say you two aren't the ones who did it. I know Magtok is the one who placed them there, and I know that you, PM, were the one who struck me blind and deaf while you and Magtok had a conversation about something you obviously didn't want me to hear. So, what is it that you two are attempting to do? :smallmad:

I blame clones, cakes, and Castaras. :smallbiggrin:

[Saurous]

I blame clones, cakes, and Castaras. :smallbiggrin:

What do you not blame on those things? :smallconfused:

[Castaras]

What have you got against "C"?

...

And what do you mean by "I blame Castaras"? For what?

[Lord Magtok]

What have you got against "C"?

...

And what do you mean by "I blame Castaras"? For what?

For a lot of things. Pies, cakes, love potions, popcorn, and drying up the lake.

[Castaras]

You forgot these.

* Personality potion to head *

[Lord Magtok]

*A random clone comes and shoots the various personalities before they can do anything.*

Lets not do that again. I hate to waste perfectly good rounds on personifications.

[Castaras]

Hmm probably. So you two gonna fight any more, you both on pause, or will I be watching nothing that interesting?

[Lord Magtok]

You'll be watching nothing.

I'm pretty sure he fell for my blaming clones and cakes...err...I mean...saw the truth and realized that it actually WAS just clones and pies, and not my doing.

[Saurous]

Then how come the area around...this...was covered in metal flakes and your shedding skin, and why do you pick up on my security divinations?

[Castaras]

* Grabs more popcorn *

Looks like its carrying on.

[Lord Magtok]

Then how come the area around...this...was covered in metal flakes and your shedding skin, and why do you pick up on my security divinations?

Umm...clones and special anti-magic pies?

[Saurous]

*Sigh* Whatever, Magtok. I'm going to go burn these now.

*He walks off to the furnace*

[Mr. Moon]

Burn what? Have you found another one of Fus' copies of Play-whatever? *shudders*

[Saurous]

No, no. Just the latest of the long line of stupid Magtok pranks. And what "Play-magazine" is Fus on at this point? Let's see, he had Playdemon, Playcyborg, Playzombie... :smallconfused:

[Mr. Moon]

Hmmm... PlayElf? What race is he this time? I've stopped paying attention.

[Goblin Music]

((god i was thinking the same thing))

[Saurous]

I don't know. He has an ambiguous race at this point I guess. I think he's supposed to be an elf, but he doesn't have the pointed ears.

Maybe it's Playhalfelf. Doesn't roll off the tongue, but you get what you get.

[Mr. Moon]

((I need to roll some dice, and I'm to lazy to go to a dice-rolling site, so I'm doing them here.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]

Hmm... geuss it doesn't work here...))

That would be interesting. I can imagine it now...

Where's the mouthwash?

[Saurous]

....shoot. I shouldn't have brought that up. My brain feels like it is melting. Make the horrible mental images go away...

I think Magtok replaced the mouthwash with acid. No, wait. Something even worse than acid. No, worse.

[Mr. Moon]

Oh...

Umm...

Hang on, I'll be right back. *runs off to drug store*

Back. It's just a small bottle, but...


*pours the mouth wash over head*

[Saurous]

All these perverted thoughts are seriously putting a gulf in my mental faculties. One more of those and I may just snap.

...is there any more in that bottle?

[Mr. Moon]

Here. *hands the bottle over*

Now where did I put that peice of papper that has all my personal info on it?

*wanders off*

[Saurous]

*He pours the remainder out on his head*

Like a character sheet? Or is it just personal notes that you need to keep track of?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

I don't know. He has an ambiguous race at this point I guess. I think he's supposed to be an elf, but he doesn't have the pointed ears.

Maybe it's Playhalfelf. Doesn't roll off the tongue, but you get what you get.

Aww, how did you guess?

[Saurous]

Aww, how did you guess?

I'm psychic like that. :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

I'm psychic like that. :smallamused:

Really? What am I thinking about right now, Mr. Psychic?

[Saurous]

You're thinking about the possiblities of causing harm to me, or any of the other members of AMEN.

[Lord Magtok]

No, I was thinking about if I should burn the...damn you! You are psychic!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*dumps a bucket of bubbling, pink liquid on everyone while they're asleep*

[Castaras]

Gods, I'm soaked! Who did this to me?! Who soaked my clothes with this lovely...pink... oh no... :smalleek:

* Gropes for blindfold *

[Dartonus]

Good thing I wear space marine power armor over my robes when I sleep!
*Takes em off*
*Walks away whistling*

[Saurous]

What in the-
What is the point of the sticky, pink liquid..... :smalleek:


Crap.
*Casts Blindness on self, and then puts a blindfold on*

[Castaras]

Now where the hell did I put the antidote?

* Gropes around kitchen, picks up random vial *

Fingers crossed...

[Saurous]

Castaras, what are the chances that it is the antidote? 1:100? 1:1000?

[Castaras]

Hmm... probably a bit more than 1:1000. Pity it isn't a 1 in a million chance, otherwise I'd be fine...

And I'm not even sure if the antidote works on Fus.' version.

[Goblin Music]

*wallks out of room* hi Castaras need help?

[Saurous]

Uh...GM, shouldn't you be wearing a blindfold? Didn't Fus dump that "pink liquid" on you while you were asleep?

*Ducks behind the counter*

[Castaras]

Oh gods, he looked at me...help!

* Hides under table *

[Lord Magtok]

What is this pink stuff? Castaras, what did you do this time?!?

And who left these daggers in my eyes? I can't see a thing!

[Goblin Music]

ever heard (<Sp?) of a shower? but anti-magic coffee helps as well

[Castaras]

'Tweren't me! I got a dose like you did! I think everyone did!

* Stays hiding from everything *

Still means you're affected GM.

Wait, antimagic coffee? Hand some down would you?

[Goblin Music]

*searches for antidote*

[Castaras]

Should be a bottle marked "Love potion antidote". I think there's one dose left, enough to cure one person without any side effects. Could you also get the bottle labeled "Potion enhancer"?

[Goblin Music]

*finds specified potions* k' got them.

[Castaras]

* Comes out from under table. *

Give them here then.

[Lord Magtok]

*Wanders around blindly, and accidently slaps Saurous in the back of the head and pulls a fire alarm.*

...oops.

[Goblin Music]

*hands cas the bottles*

[Lord Magtok]

You're giving her those things for free? What kind of evil person are you? :smallconfused: :smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

Thanks.

* Turns away from everyone, lifts up blindfold, and drinks the enhancing one. *

Phew. That should do it.

* Turns back to GM *

I won't throw any potions/food at you today.

[Saurous]

You're giving her those things for free? What kind of evil person are you? :smallconfused: :smallannoyed:

Perhaps the potion wasn't as worn off as he thought it was when he saw Castaras... :smallamused:

[Goblin Music]

This *holds up antidotes* i got 5 of these *throws a love potion antidotes laced with acid at magtoc and saurous*

[Castaras]

Perhaps the potion wasn't as worn off as he thought it was when he saw Castaras... :smallamused:

Oh dear...that means I've got what, Happiness and GM after me? Oh no... :smalleek:

[Saurous]

"A love potions"? That is just...*catches the bottle, and throws it back at GM*...horrible grammar.

And before you say anything, I'm capable of sensing where objects are, even if I am blinded.

[Goblin Music]

*catches bottle, edits both bottles for antidotes, loads the caught bottle in to a potion cannon and fires at saurous*

[Saurous]

*Saurous sidesteps, letting the potion smash into the ground*

What's with the offensive attitude this morning, GM? Mad at me for pointing out the possiblity that the love potion really did affect you?

[Goblin Music]

that is a possibility, truce? *holds out love-potion-antidote that is not laced with acid*

[Castaras]

Tactical retreat time...

* Moves to safe location, and watches fight, eating popcorn *

[Saurous]

Whatever.

*Reaches for the antidote, misses, and then grabs it*

I'm just glad that he doesn't really know anything to annoy me with...

Like the necrophillia jokes? Or the MC jokes? :smallamused:

Neither of those really bother me anymore. And I thought you were banished from my mind.

The Castaras look-alike broke my spine in eight places. I died after that point.

Great... :smallannoyed:

*Wanders away to figure out to rid himself of Happiness for good*

[Goblin Music]

((have you drank the antidote?))

[Saurous]

((Yes, yes I have))

[Goblin Music]

((it had uncontentious(<Sp?) poison in it))

[Saurous]

Oh noes, I are ded. [/sarcasm]

You do realize there is no real point in killing me, as I return within a few seconds or minutes. There isn't a point for killing anyone here, anyways, as we all godmod our way around death.

[Lord Magtok]

This *holds up antidotes* i got 5 of these *throws a love potion antidotes laced with acid at magtoc and saurous*

*The potion hits the blind cyborg in the face, prompting him to shout a string of profanities and insults until he dies and is replaced by another clone.*

Hey everybody! I'm the 2nd clone today!

...Why is the other me coated in pink stuff and lying on the ground with a cracked skull and a shattered antidote bottle lying in his puddle of blood? :smallconfused:

And who left those daggers in his eyes?

[Saurous]

*The potion hits the blind cyborg in the face, prompting him to shout a string of profanities and insults until he dies and is replaced by another clone.*

Hey everybody! I'm the 2nd clone today!

...Why is the other me coated in pink stuff and lying on the ground with a cracked skull and a shattered antidote bottle lying in his puddle of blood? :smallconfused:

And who left those daggers in his eyes?

The daggers were my doing, actually. The pink stuff was done by Fus, I believe.

[Castaras]

* Watches all the chaos *

Hmm...I have an idea...

* Picks up large canister of bright purple potion *

My own recipe of love potion...

* Pours the whole lot of Fus. *

[Saurous]

* Watches all the chaos *

Hmm...I have an idea...

* Picks up large canister of bright purple potion *

My own recipe of love potion...

* Pours the whole lot of Fus. *

Do you know what you've done?! Imagine how miserable you'd be if Fus fell in love with you! I'm just glad I'm a ghost right now and can hide if...I...need...crap.

[Lord Magtok]

The daggers were my doing, actually. The pink stuff was done by Fus, I believe.

Well, who cracked his skull, then? Was it Goblin Music in the Kitchen with the Bottle? :smallconfused:


Things have been awfully boring recently...
We need to try something new.
Something Evil.

Something so Evil it deserves to be capitalized like that, and will even make those that normally ignore AMEN quake in fear and beg for mercy.

Any suggestions?

[Castaras]

Do you know what you've done?! Imagine how miserable you'd be if Fus fell in love with you! I'm just glad I'm a ghost right now and can hide if...I...need...crap.

He isn't online. Therefore I'm pretty safe at the moment. When he comes online though...:smallamused:

* Goes invisible *

Magtok, I have no idea. You think of the Evil thing, I'll just ridicule it. It's what I'm good at.

[Saurous]

Well, who cracked his skull, then? Was it Goblin Music in the Kitchen with the Bottle? :smallconfused:


Things have been awfully boring recently...
We need to try something new.
Something Evil.

Something so Evil it deserves to be capitalized like that, and will even make those that normally ignore AMEN quake in fear and beg for mercy.

Any suggestions?

Hack into all the radios, televisions, and anything else that is capable of playing music of the world, and play Celine Dion over them 24/7.

...but I'm still civilized, so I won't be the one carrying out that plan.

[Goblin Music]

*Is invisible*

[Castaras]

Hack into all the radios, televisions, and anything else that is capable of playing music of the world, and play Celine Dion over them 24/7.

...but I'm still civilized, so I won't be the one carrying out that plan.

You could replace it with the crazy frog. That would be equally cruel, and slightly more civilized.

[Dartonus]

*Hiding from Castaras*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*wakes up, yawns*
*for whatever reason, casts Dispel Magic on the...well, everything*
*goes to kitchen to eat*

Oh, hi, Cas.


*heart*

[Castaras]

Hi Fus.

Wait, where'd that heart come from...? :smallconfused:

Oh no...:smalleek:

Karma and fate strike again.

[Dartonus]

*Still hiding from Castaras*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*runs outside and down the street*


*comes back with flowers and chocolate*

[Saurous]

Karma sucks, doesn't it, Castaras?

*Happiness suddenly manifests near Fus*

You're not giving those to who I think you're giving those to, are you? :smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

* Looks over and sees chocolates and flowers *

Errm...

* Carefully moves pies out of the way, glancing at happiness. *

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Karma sucks, doesn't it, Castaras?

*Happiness suddenly manifests near Fus*

You're not giving those to who I think you're giving those to, are you? :smallannoyed:

Umm...yeah?

[Goblin Music]

*walks over to fus* hum you sure you want to see her like this?
i mean look at you here drink this *hands fus the antidote for love potion with some crushing despair in it*

[Castaras]

* Quietly backs away from the fight. *

Holy crap.

[Saurous]

Umm...yeah?

Have at you, then!

*He draws a rapier, and proceeds to attack Fus*

...wait. He left! Darn...

[Castaras]

* Picks up chocolates, and spills potion on them *

Aww, waste of choccies...:smallfrown:

[Dartonus]

*Munches on a Baklava while hiding from Castaras*

[Castaras]

* Picks up one of the choccie boxes. *

Now if I could only remember which box is which...

Shouldn't risk it.
But it's chocolates...you like chocolate...
Shush. I don't want to get love-potionized.
But don't you want chocolates?
They're love potionized.
50/50 chance...

Damn it!

* Eats chocolates *

[Dartonus]

*Munches Baklava while watching Castaras*

[Lord Magtok]

You could replace it with the crazy frog. That would be equally cruel, and slightly more civilized.

That might work...but Fullbladder might try to interfere merely because the plan involves radios. :smallannoyed:

I was actually thinking of doing something more Bond-villain style, like steal a large nuke, invade Fort Knox, (Does it even still exist?) or use a giant cannon to destroy somehwere with a lot of people from orbit.

...Wait, I've already done all of those before. :smallfrown:

Maybe we could hold an FBer for ransom? Friendly Banter's been a bit too friendly recently. It needs some unfriendly and hostile action.

[Castaras]

* Hears Dartonus *

Still hiding from me eh? :smallamused:

@^ Seems like a good idea.

* Tries to find blindfold *

[Saurous]

That might work...but Fullbladder might try to interfere merely because the plan involves radios. :smallannoyed:

I was actually thinking of doing something more Bond-villain style, like steal a large nuke, invade Fort Knox, (Does it even still exist?) or use a giant cannon to destroy somehwere with a lot of people from orbit.

...Wait, I've already done all of those before. :smallfrown:

Maybe we could hold an FBer for ransom? Friendly Banter's been a bit too friendly recently. It needs some unfriendly and hostile action.

That is a good idea.

What about kidnapping Cobra Ikari? Or Voleta?

[Lord Magtok]

That is a good idea.

What about kidnapping Cobra Ikari? Or Voleta?

Cobra. That snake has had it too good for too long. I can't stand his kindness and huggings.

Now we're going to need some emergency snake-bite ointment, and a professional snake handler if we want this to succeed.

[Castaras]

Want me to get him over here?

[Lord Magtok]

Yes. When we get him here, we should lock him in a small box with a mongoose.

[Goblin Music]

Go snakenap! (kidnap only snake stile)

[Saurous]

Yes. When we get him here, we should lock him in a small box with a mongoose.

Doesn't Nekulor have a sentient Lich-mongoose? :smallamused:

[PirateMonk]

The Tiny clone lifts his head.

"You should all try o be nicer- no. Evil. Breath deep and stay calm. Breath..."

[Goblin Music]

@PM What are you thing? no evil, sounds like you have a death wish

[Lord Magtok]

Doesn't Nekulor have a sentient Lich-mongoose? :smallamused:

Yeah, I think he does.
So how much should we ransom the scaly worm's hide for?

And do we let him go so he can tell the others of our mind-scarring actions towards him, or do we collect the cash and allow the mongoose to break his neck? :smallconfused:

I like the first choice. It may improve our notoriety.

[Castaras]

I'll "invite" Cobra Ikari over, shall I? He trusts me.

[Saurous]

So...nothing interesting going on at the moment, I see. The silence comes... :smallannoyed:

[Castaras]

I think I can take off this blindfold now.

* Takes off blindfold *

* Sees Fus. *

* Love heart *

* Disappears into kitchen *

[Lord Magtok]

I think I can take off this blindfold now.

* Takes off blindfold *

* Sees Fus. *

* Love heart *

* Disappears into kitchen *

Hey Saurous, look! A blackmail opportunity!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Yay! Blackmail!

[Saurous]

Hey Saurous, look! A blackmail opportunity!

Woot!

*Grabs the video camera and tape recorder*

[Lord Magtok]

Fus, go over to the kitchen and let her make a fool of herself. I'm pretty sure she saw you last.

[PirateMonk]

"Blackmail? That's not very nice. No. Nice isn't the point. Stay calm..."

[Castaras]

So, the potion's got you now, what you gonna do?
Shush.
You have no idea what to do don't you.
Shut up, I know what I'm going to do. :smallannoyed:
Oh yeh? What?
Look you already know, since you are part of my mind.
Not since you messed about with that personality stuff.
Yeh. Now we all are different parts.
Look, let love take over Cas.
No. :smallannoyed:
Aww, come on, please? It'll be my big moment.
No. :smallmad:
Please? He does like you...and I could help...:smallsmile:
NO! :smallfurious:

* Blinks and carries on making food *

[Saurous]

Shoot. These things don't have mind-reading capabilities.

Why do you always do this? Why?
Wait, weren't you about to fight Fus?
Yeah, but I got bored, and came back in here.
Uh...huh...
More to the point, why are you trying to blackmail Fus and Cassie? Are you just-
No, I'm not working from my feelings for You-Know-Who. Why do you attribute everything I do with that?
...well, then why?
You see, this shows that you are Neutral Good, and I'm Neutral Evil. Good people are always so closed-minded. Where are all the other Manifestations? I'm getting tired of having to talk with you constantly.
Didn't we just lump together all the "Good" personalities in me, and all the "Evil" personalities in you?
Oh, right.

[Castaras]

* Puts envelope by Fus' offline body *

* Heads back for kitchen *

Why didn't you let me do it? I can do a better job.
Shut up, before I bring you out here and murder you.
But...but...
You're being annoying. Now shut up.
* Sniff *

[Lord Magtok]

*Reads Cassie's mind and backs far away from the envelope.*

Saurous, the note! Open it. Maybe it has something we can use against her.

[Castaras]

* The envelope shimmers slightly *

[Saurous]

No thank you. My conscience is killing me today, and personally, I don't feel like invading someone else privacy right now. I swear I'm going to kill Happiness soon.

*He puts the camera and recorder back down*

[Mr. Moon]

*sigh* What are you guys up to now? Anyway, you can't kill Happieness, Saurous, not while he still has the necklace I gave him. And think about how I'd feel if you killed my pet.

Besides, how would you feel if Castaras and Fus started blackmailing us?

[Lord Magtok]

No thank you. My conscience is killing me today, and personally, I don't feel like invading someone else privacy right now. I swear I'm going to kill Happiness soon.

Conscience? What is wrong with you? You don't need a filthy conscience! Consciences are for losers! Now open that thing so I can find out if its trapped...uh..I mean...if its A-quality blackmail material.

[Saurous]

*sigh* What are you guys up to now? Anyway, you can't kill Happieness, Saurous, not while he still has the necklace I gave him. And think about how I'd feel if you killed my pet.
Besides, how would you feel if Castaras and Fus started blackmailing us?

....

That was a cheap shot, MC. :smallannoyed:


Conscience? What is wrong with you? You don't need a filthy conscience! Consciences are for losers! Now open that thing so I can find out if its trapped...uh..I mean...if its A-quality blackmail material.

If you want to see what's in it so badly, why don't you open it? Because I really don't care what's inside it. :smallamused:

[Mr. Moon]

Yeah, I know. :smallbiggrin:

[Castaras]

* Picks up potions, and contemplates throwing them at someone *

[Saurous]

Yeah, I know. :smallbiggrin:

I hate it when you do that.


* Picks up potions, and contemplates throwing them at someone *

Throw those at me, and you may not live to see tommorrow, Castaras.

[Castaras]

Throw those at me, and you may not live to see tommorrow, Castaras.

Now, why would I do a thing like that? :smallbiggrin:

[Mr. Moon]

I hate it when you do that.

There there. Aren't you glad I gave you the warning, though?

[Saurous]

There there. Aren't you glad I gave you the warning, though?

*Rolls eyes*

Yes yes, I'm very glad you did. :smallamused: [/sarcasm]


Now, why would I do a thing like that? :smallbigsmile:

I don't know. Maybe it's because you do it almost every time?

[Mr. Moon]

Aw, but think about how much worse it would have been if you'd actualy hurt my poor pet. I'd be heartbroken.