AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo

[Saurous]

And then I'd be heartbroken after that, most likely. And I'd never hear the end of it.

...shouldn't you be mad at PM, then? He summoned an ICBINA that looked like Castaras that broke your pet's spine. In eight freaking places.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*opens envelope*

[Saurous]

Can you read anything on it? :smallconfused:

*Pulls out tape-recorder*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Umm...

*runs into room and bars the door*

[Saurous]

Well, I suppose I should have expected that. It's a fake tape recorder, anyways...

*He tosses the fake recorder at the trash can, and it cracks apart loudly*

So...I guess there isn't anything interesting happening for the rest of today. This place becomes boring around 8:00.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*begins to read letter*

Hmm...
Oh?
Really.

[Saurous]

*begins to read letter*

Hmm...
Oh?
Really.

Alright, you're just doing that to bug me. :smallannoyed:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Well of course I am!

Wow, that is...slightly disturbing.
Huh.

*crumples up note, blowtorches it, blowtorches the ashes, blowtorches the ashes ashes, blowtorches the ashes ashes ashes, then feeds it to a cat and throws it into a black hole*

[Mr. Moon]

And then I'd be heartbroken after that, most likely. And I'd never hear the end of it.

...shouldn't you be mad at PM, then? He summoned an ICBINA that looked like Castaras that broke your pet's spine. In eight freaking places.

Well, that's not nice. I shall have to beat him up.

Where is Happiness, anyway?

[Saurous]

Well, last I saw him, he was going to fight Fus because Dartonus had attempted to make me fall in love with Castaras, and instead he hit Happiness with it, and Fus was affected by a love potion that made him fall in love with Castaras. And then he re-manifested inside my mind. Then I believe someone stuffed him down the garbage chute. So, basically, it's all long and convuluted.

*Happiness wanders in, covered from head to toe in random chunks of disposed material*

I feel icky... :smallfrown:

Well, you look icky. :smalleek:

[Mr. Moon]

Aw... That wasn't nice. *washes Happieness off with a very large bucket of water* And yes, I made sure to check that it was water.

[Saurous]

I think Maur stuffed him down the chute.

Meep! :smalleek: I didn't mean to! It was an accident!

Uh, thanks MC. Have you seen Castaras? Or Fus? I wasn't done yelling at him yet.

He's hiding in his room, reading a note from Castaras.

WHAT?! :smallfurious:

What's wrong? Upset that Fus stole the one you have your eyes on?

...maybe?

[Mr. Moon]

Aww... you poor thing! You must be heart-broken. Come'n, lets go get some ice-cream.

*Moon Called and Happieness walk into the kitchen and eat large amounts of ice-cream, while Happiness tearfully tells Moon Called his story*

[Saurous]

........

:smalleek:

That. Was. Not. Fair. :smallannoyed:

+5 to Bluff checks, Saurous! HAHAHA!

[Mr. Moon]

So what, I was conned? *ish confuzed*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*comes out of room with an odd look on face*

I need to...uh...go.

*runs down the hall*

[Lord Magtok]

*Wanders over to Saurous and MC.*

I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I just felt it important to note that we're on page 43 now, and we will need a new thread and title soon enough.

[Mr. Moon]

So we are.

You guys have fun. I'm going to see if I can find something to eat.

[Saurous]

So what, I was conned? *ish confuzed*

Yeah, I was just doing that to annoy Saur. I'll leave you two alone for now.

*He runs off*


*Wanders over to Saurous and MC.*

I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I just felt it important to note that we're on page 43 now, and we will need a new thread and title soon enough.

First of all, what would you be interrupting?

And second, how about "The Munchkins Strike Back"?

[Lord Magtok]

And second, how about "The Munchkins Strike Back"?

Didn't we do that already? :smallconfused:

What about AMEN V: "The fifth thread in the increasingly inaccurately named AMEN Trilogy"?

[Mr. Moon]

As rip-offs go, that one is just lame, Maggot.

How about "AMEN V: The Xykon Fanclub Wishes They Were Us"?

[Saurous]

Didn't we do that already? :smallconfused:

What about AMEN V: "The fifth thread in the increasingly inaccurately named AMEN Trilogy"?

Oh, right.

How about..."AMEN V: Are We Going Somewhere With This"? To unoriginal?

[Lord Magtok]

As rip-offs go, that one is just lame, Maggot.

How about "AMEN V: The Xykon Fanclub Wishes They Were Us"?

Yeah, you're right, it was lame. That one might work. Now we just have to hope Rex will be around when we near 50, because I sure as heck am not making the thread.

Could someone get a link to the page in the last thread with our title ideas?


Too unoriginal?

I wouldn't know. I can't figure out what its a rip-off of.

[Mr. Moon]

I'll go take a look for it.

[Saurous]

And here is the old thread's choices. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36535&page=45#1331)

It isn't a rip-off, but it's kind of simple to think of.

[Lord Magtok]

Okay. By the way, I noticed Saurous was nominated twice for evilest. Way to go, necromancer. I have at least five nominations though, so don't get your hopes up.

[Saurous]

Okay. By the way, I noticed Saurous was nominated twice for evilest. Way to go, necromancer. I have at least five nominations though, so don't get your hopes up.

I...wasn't getting my hopes up? I actually have nominations? :smallconfused: I stopped paying attention to that thread.

I'm surprised MC hasn't gotten any for either category. She fits in with both...sorta...

[Mr. Moon]

Ummm.... Nomintated? What? Where?

[Rex Idiotarum]

Let's see, I'll give one involving Magtok for this one, but the next one has to be AMEN VI: The secret of Saurous' Rock.

[Lord Magtok]

I think Castaras got a nomination or two for all her pastry-based weapons.

[Saurous]

Ummm.... Nomintated? What? Where?

We're talking about this, dear. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38409)


Let's see, I'll give one involving Magtok for this one, but the next one has to be AMEN VI: The secret of Saurous' Rock.

Um...why? :smallconfused:

[Mr. Moon]

Oh.

Yeah, in truth, I can understand how I fit into both. I give donations to the Salvation Army and burn orphaneges. What can I say? I'm a complex individual. :smallbiggrin:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

AMEN V: I finally killed Crystal Man!

[Saurous]

Oh.

Yeah, in truth, I can understand how I fit into both. I give donations to the Salvation Army and burn orphaneges. What can I say? I'm a complex individual.

...and you voted for my inner happiness. For Good. I need more nominations in Evil, damnit!

I don't mean to yell, but...you put a nomination for Happiness and not me?!

And that one time when I burned down an oprphanage, the thing attacked me. You all saw it, right?

[Lord Magtok]

Oh.

Yeah, in truth, I can understand how I fit into both. I give donations to the Salvation Army and burn orphaneges. What can I say? I'm a complex individual. :smallbiggrin:

I think I did both of those once...at the same time.

[Mr. Moon]

Sorry. You just don't compare with PM's munchkining Evil-ness.

Tell ya what. Nominate me for both Evil and Good, in the same post, and I'll nominate you for Evil.

What? I want at lest one nomination!

Edit: Oh, sounds fun.

[Saurous]

I anticipated that you were going to say that, and I already put in nominations for you in both categories. :smallannoyed:

[Rex Idiotarum]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Land_Before_Time_VI:_The_Secret_of_Saurus_Rock

Jeez, I've been Nominated 6 times already.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Land_Before_Time_VI:_The_Secret_of_Saurus_Rock

:smalleek:

*bursts out laughing*

[Saurous]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Land_Before_Time_VI:_The_Secret_of_Saurus_Rock

Jeez, I've been Nominated 6 times already.

Okay...NO! No Land Before Time refrences!

[Mr. Moon]

Ah, so you did. Thank-you. ^_^

Edit: Heheh. Burn.

[Saurous]

Ah, so you did. Thank-you. ^_^

Edit: Heheh. Burn.

You're welcome. :smallbiggrin:

Oh, and shut up.

[Destro_Yersul]

Hey, I want to know why I'm not on the Rage list yet! I've made that Moon called joke at least six times now.

[Mr. Moon]

I won't be able to add anyone to my Rage List untill Tuesday at the latest. Send me a PM reminding me around then.

Here's a hint: Make sure I've seen your post. It helps.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Pst: Moon_Called


<center><b>The Hitlist:</b><p>
The hitlist is a list of people on the forum at Giant in the Playground that I (Moon_Called)

have it out for. It has nothing to do with Neopets. Otherwise known as <font color=FF0000> A

Furious but Slightly Overrated Rage Against Everyone Who Made That "The moon called"

Crack.</font> Or just <font color=FF0000>The Rage</font>.<p>

<b>Lord Magtok</b><br>
<b>Caw<b><br>
<b>Shizuka Magnifico</b><br>
<b>Death</b><br>
<b>Bor<br>

Bookman<br>
El Jaraspo<br>
Lord Fullbladder<br>
Chris the Pontifex<br>
Ayya<br>
Sarous<br>
Xerilum/Burn-Burn<br>
NecroPaladin<br>
Fus.Weapon 1337<br>

<font color=FF0000>Rex/Regina Idiotarum</font><br>
Pirate Monk<br>
Hephaestus<br>
Yenober</b></center>

That'll solve your coloring problems

[Mr. Moon]

Thanks. I'll edit it once I can access my home-computer. I can't remember what my Pass Word for that account was, so I can only access it through my "Remember Me"d favourites file.

[Rex Idiotarum]

You can't get it E-mailed to you?

[Mr. Moon]

Maybe. I'm to lazy to do it, though.

[Saurous]

Maybe. I'm to lazy to do it, though.

Laziness is the mind-killer that is capable of laying waste to the almost any army, no matter how powerful.

And yet, there is no way around it.

Show off...

[Mr. Moon]

Either that or the PlayElfs I hand out to my enemies troops pre-battle. It's an amazing tactic, you'd be surprised how well it works.

[Rex Idiotarum]

PlayElfs? Even nude, they still confuse me of their gender.

[Saurous]

Either that or the PlayElfs I hand out to my enemies troops pre-battle. It's an amazing tactic, you'd be surprised how well it works.

That is a good idea, those Playmagazines always seem to have some sort of bad effect on whoever reads them. I also have a tactic:

Free internet subscription. They never come back out of that trance.

And I don't see why people find it so hard to figure out an elf's gender. It's not that hard, people!

[Destro_Yersul]

Is in V's case. *phone rings*
Hello?
Uh huh.
Yes, she is. Hold on, I'll get her.
Hey! MC! It's for you! *holds up phone* apparently the Moon wants to talk to you...

:smallbiggrin:

[Mr. Moon]

I know. I mean, have you ever seen a picture of a Female elf? Even dressed, they count as Nerd-Porn.

Edit: Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it. *stab*

[Saurous]

*A letter falls in through the window, and lands in Saurous's hand. He opens it*

Oh, look.
MC! This letter is for you. It's from the Moon. It says that it wants you to stop getting angry for the "The moon called" cracks. And it says that because this is a letter, it's going to be harder to make a joke about it, but I'm doing it anyways.

:smallamused:

[Mr. Moon]

So, the moon wants me to stop killing my self for puns I make about my name? O.o

[Saurous]

((Crap, edited))

Eh, whatever. That was my horrible attempt at a moon called pun.

*Tosses the letter towards the furnace*

[Mr. Moon]

There there. I can't make puns either. And to further your indignaty, you aren't getting added to the Hitlist.

[Goblin Music]

I know. I mean, have you ever seen a picture of a Female elf? Even dressed, they count as Nerd-Porn.

wow um that is very correct and....
(*player starts acting nervously*)

[Saurous]

There there. I can't make puns either. And to further your indignaty, you aren't getting added to the Hitlist.

I thought I was already on the Hitlist. :smallfrown: And "indignaty" has an "i" where the "a" is. Sorry, that was bothering me. I'm not making fun of your spelling abilities, I just needed to say that.



wow um that is very correct and....
(*player starts acting nervously*)

I don't even want to know why you are acting nervous. Freakin' pervert...

[Madmal]

*a bucket full of custard falls from a random portal*

[Goblin Music]

Power word KILL! (@Saurous) the geeks will rule! Muahahahahahahaha

[Mr. Moon]

Hmmm.... I really should start using my spell-checker, shouldn't I?

In that case, your taken off the Hitlist.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Let's see, I just rebooted my computer, so I need to refill all my porn. Elves you say? That sounds like a nice place to start.

[Saurous]

Hmmm.... I really should start using my spell-checker, shouldn't I?

In that case, your taken off the Hitlist.

It helps. :smallbiggrin:

Darn, I shouldn't have brought that up.



Power word KILL! (@Saurous) the geeks will rule! Muahahahahahahaha

Don't you mean the perverted geeks will rule? There's a slight difference between geeks and perverted geeks.

[Goblin Music]

you are sick, so very sick, didn't i kill you? *vanishes*

[Mr. Moon]

So... you'd rather I take you off? I'm trying to make you pay. Help me out here.

...

That didn't come out right.


Let's see, I just rebooted my computer, so I need to refill all my porn. Elves you say? That sounds like a nice place to start.

Opps.

[Saurous]

So... you'd rather I take you off? I'm trying to make you pay. Help me out here.

...

That didn't come out right.

Indeed, it didn't come out right. And I wonder if my reply in the The Person Above Me thread is enough to be back on the Hitlist...


Let's see, I just rebooted my computer, so I need to refill all my porn. Elves you say? That sounds like a nice place to start.

Thank you, Rex. Thank you for adding another scar to my sanity.

[Madmal]

Let's see, I just rebooted my computer, so I need to refill all my porn. Elves you say? That sounds like a nice place to start.

*3 magazines fall in front of Rex, there's a little note on them:*


Enjoy, i think MC's on one of them...all elves look the same...

[Mr. Moon]

... Fine. Be that way. See if I care. *goes off to sulk*

Edit: *see's note* Gimmie those! *burns the magazines* I don't remeber posing nude for anything. Why do I think Maggot had something to do with this? *sulks even more*

[Saurous]

... Fine. Be that way. See if I care. *goes off to sulk*

Edit: *see's note* Gimmie those! *burns the magazines* I don't remeber posing nude for anything. Why do I think Maggot had something to do with this? *sulks even more*

Aww...quit sulking. I didn't mean anything by that. Should I just stop trying to make moon called puns?

And she doesn't remember posing for pictures like that? Then how did Perversion find...

[Madmal]

Aww...quit sulking. I didn't mean anything by that. Should I just stop trying to make moon called puns?

And she doesn't remember posing for pictures like that? Then how did Perversion find...

*another note falls on Saurous' head, tied to a brick:*


it's a wonderfull world full of fun when you have managed to be able to scry through alternate realities..and some not too "alternate":smallamused:

[Saurous]

Oh, I wonder what that could mean... [/sarcasm]

*Turns back to MC*

Do you mind if I faint for a moment? I kinda have a brick lodged in my skull.

[Mr. Moon]

Aww...quit sulking. I didn't mean anything by that. Should I just stop trying to make moon called puns?

And she doesn't remember posing for pictures like that? Then how did Perversion find...


Yeah... I don't like it when you guys make puns about my name. It's supposed to have an air of romance, not punnery.[/whimper]

Edit: Go ahead.

[Saurous]

Thank you.

*Saurous dies from brain damage, and another Saurous walks in, sweeping the old corpse away*

Personally, I think it's a beautiful name, it's just somewhat easy to make a pun about it. I don't mean to upset you, I just don't think before I say some things.

[Goblin Music]

Do you mind if I faint for a moment? I kinda have a brick lodged in my skull.
was it gold and wrapped around a lemon?

[Madmal]

*a facehugger koala falls down from another random portal with another note*


aaaawwww, how cute!!!
Mc and Sauri, sitting on a tree...

*the portal closes*

[Saurous]

...someone get this koala off me before I decide to employ my little-used eye beams...


was it gold and wrapped around a lemon?

No, it was red and wrapped around a note. Like a normal brick.

[Mr. Moon]

'Tis the fate of many of my freinds. Which is one of the reason I don't hang out with them much. :P

Moon Called was my first RP character, so she's pretty important to me. Not the Moon Called you know, she was very diffrent back then.

Edit: *Moon Called pulls the koala off Sarous' head* Calmly, little one. *gently sooths the koala until it is docile as a pet*

[Saurous]

You have a talent for calming creatures down. Hopefully the koala won't act like your latest...um...pet.

*Happiness runs past them, completely nude*

WEEEEEE!!

MY EYES!

[Mr. Moon]

What can I say? I like furry things. Anyway I- *pauses to stare wide eyed at Happieness* Oh dear.

[Saurous]

Would you happen to have a fork or spoon or something I can gouge my eyes out with?

*Happiness runs back, heading back from whence he came*

Son of a-

[Goblin Music]

*falls over*

[Mr. Moon]

*covers eyes with one hand* Saurous, he's your conciounse. Go deal with him.

[Saurous]

I've got no control over him. He makes up most of my conscience, and I cannot control my conscience for some horrible reason. The best I can do is at least make him stop running around. Or shoot him, but the former sounds like a better idea.

[Mr. Moon]

Hmm... I wonder... *waits until Happiness is out of sight* Happiness, sit!

*loud crashing noise*

"Ow..."

I knew that necklace looked famliar...

[Saurous]

Well, that was a horrible experience. Remind me to glue Happiness's clothes on him later.

That looked like fun...

Maur, don't even think about it.

Aww... :smallfrown:

Now then, what were you saying after what you said about furry animals?

[Mr. Moon]

I dunno. I just like them. I'd probably make a good Druid if it weren't for my allergies.

[Saurous]

Uh..huh. I've always thought that animals play an-

*The koala suddenly leaps up and clamps onto Saurous's head again*

Unholy crap...

[Mr. Moon]

Gah! *gently unhooks the koala from Saurous' face* You know, this reminds me of James and his Weapingbell. Exepct instead I'm James and Weapingbell is attacking you, Jessie. ^_^

Actualy, I think I might take a few levels in Druid, with this koala as my animal compainion. What do ya think, little guy?

[Saurous]

*It clamps onto her face*

Maybe that means "Sounds like a good idea" in a face-hugging koala language? :smallamused:

*He gently pulls it off her head*

[Mr. Moon]

*in a daze* Great.... That hurt. Although I think I should control my new animal companion, don't you? ;P

I'm gonna work on an avatar. On MS Paint. Muhahahah... *sigh* I want Fireworks!!! *sob*

Edit: Hey! Look! I didn't misspell anything this time!

[Saurous]

It's surely a sign of the apocalypse. :smalleek:

Run for you lives! Run, I say!

[Mr. Moon]

Oh shush. I'm bound to do it sooner or later. It's all a matter of logistics.

That or I got lucky.

[Saurous]

I'm going to say that you were just lucky.

[Mr. Moon]

Yeah, me to. :P *sigh* I am the bane of my English teacher.

[Saurous]

You're teacher is a werewolf? :smalleek:

*And then, that figure of speech flew right over Saurous's head*

[Mr. Moon]

*sigh* It means that my poor spelling is her doom. She dispares of it. Etcetera.

[Saurous]

Oh, oh. Sorry, my brain doesn't work at...

*Looks at a clock*

...2 am...

[Mr. Moon]

Heh. I think we should both go to bed now. I have school tomorow... :P

[Saurous]

Good point. I need some sleep, lest I fail that- Did a pink ninja just brush past my leg? :smalleek:

[Mr. Moon]

*points at Sarous' bedroom* You. Bed. Now.

G'night.

[Castaras]

* Switches off video recorder *

And cut! Perfect...perfect...:smallamused:

[Mr. Moon]

I suppose I should be afraid now, shouldn't I?

[Castaras]

Probably. :smallsmile:

* Takes recording into kitchen *

[Madmal]

*another portal opens, but this time, the note is attached to a pie*


Definately

[Goblin Music]

oh you should be afraid, so very afraid:smallamused:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*wakes up, walks into kitchen*

*remembers most of yesterday*

:eek:

[Goblin Music]

*wakes up walks in to kitchen holding a coffee cup* Alo Fus trying to doom us all again?

[Korith]

Bwahahahaha!

During a weekend conversation on the evolution of the Game Boy, I resurrected my original game boy, green screen and all, with it's Pokemon Red cartridge still plugged in.

Needless to say, once again Charmander beat the snot out of Squirtle in the first battle of the game. Both my Ratata and Pidgey are coming along well.

Fear the Poke-revival!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

My completely legitamently caught Mew can beat your completely legitamently caught Mew, Korith.

And I say 'legitament' very loosely, but it is technically true since I caught it in an ingame glitch.

Would you believe Cond'up had everything you need to build a functional Transformer?

[Lord Magtok]

Woo! Page 46! Almost time for a new thread! And I've finally come up with a new plot to make Saurous miserable!

[Castaras]

Now where do I store this DVD recording...

Magtok? Want some blackmail material?

[Goblin Music]

Dude that is awsome[/sarcasm]

[Saurous]

Woo! Page 46! Almost time for a new thread! And I've finally come up with a new plot to make Saurous miserable!

Oh, yay. :smallannoyed:

Is there a possiblitity that we can just skip over this next plot? I don't like being miserable all the time.

[Lord Magtok]

Now where do I store this DVD recording...

Magtok? Want some blackmail material?

Sure. Just store it in the shiny safe with the eye-scanner. Wait, hold on. *Grabs a small remote thingy and scans Castaras's eye.*

There. Now you can put it in. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go trap Saurous's room with something explosive.

[Castaras]

I have a feeling something bad is going to happen to me...

* Puts blackmail in safe and shuts safe again * The fake blackmail, anyway. The real one can go elsewhere.

[Saurous]

I do not see why you guys see that video that Castaras took as "blackmail". That sort of thing doesn't bother me anymore. Well, not as much.

And, in other news, I am no longer an 8-bit sprited vampire wannabe! :smallbiggrin:

[Castaras]

I do not see why you guys see that video that Castaras took as "blackmail". That sort of thing doesn't bother me anymore. Well, not as much.

Shame, shame. :smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

And, in other news, I am no longer an 8-bit sprited vampire wannabe! :smallbiggrin:

Instead, you're a non-sprite vampire wannabe! :smalltongue:


* Puts blackmail in safe and shuts safe again * The fake blackmail, anyway. The real one can go elsewhere.

*Uses advanced white-text reading tech in red robot eye.*

Fake, eh? Well the real one will show itself soon enough. And now I have the scan-thingy of Cassie's eye. There's no limit to the number of things I can pin on her with this. Hehehehe...

Why poor Cassies?

Because Saurous is getting used to this kind of stuff.

I see.

Now go away.

But-

Go now. I'm not in the mood for a wacky mind-scarring misadventure.

Tomorrow then?

Maybe, just go away for now.

[Saurous]

Instead, you're a non-sprite vampire wannabe! :smalltongue:



*Uses advanced white-text reading tech in red robot eye.*

Fake, eh? Well the real one will show itself soon enough. And now I have the scan-thingy of Cassie's eye. There's no limit to the number of things I can pin on her with this. Hehehehe...

Why poor Cassies?

Because Saurous is getting used to this kind of stuff.

I see.

Now go away.

But-

Go now. I'm not in the mood for a wacky mind-scarring misadventure.

Tomorrow then?

Maybe, just go away for now.

Yes, yes I am.

And isn't your "advanced white-text reading tech" called highlighting?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Ok. We're still affected by the love potion. Magic, Cunning, your plan?
We formulated a way to get the po-
No.
What?
No! I'm not letting you get rid of that potion! And I'm tired of being shunned all the time! I'm going in control!

Ow, my inner personalities are fighting again.
Huh, I did it. Well, now that THAT'S over with..

*walks up to Cas*

*kiss*

*walks away*

[Castaras]

:smallredface:

* Walks quickly into kitchen *

[Lord Magtok]

Actually, I prefer to use the quote thingy, and then scroll down to check for white text. Highlighting every post is what paranoid types do. You're a paranoid fool! Why are you looking for white text? Do you really think I'm going to put something here? Go away!

[Saurous]

Ok. We're still affected by the love potion. Magic, Cunning, your plan?
We formulated a way to get the po-
No.
What?
No! I'm not letting you get rid of that potion! And I'm tired of being shunned all the time! I'm going in control!

Ow, my inner personalities are fighting again.
Huh, I did it. Well, now that THAT'S over with..

*walks up to Cas*

*kiss*

*walks away*


*Presses "Stop" on his video camera*

This stuff writes itself. :smallamused:

And I'm not paranoid, Magtok. Who are you working for? WHO ARE YOU?!

[PirateMonk]

A mature clone walks in with a shot gun, shoots the Tiny one, and repeatedly shoots (automatic shotgun! Woot! :smallbiggrin: ) Happiness.


Oh, yay. :smallannoyed:

Is there a possibilitity that we can just skip over this next plot? I don't like being miserable all the time.

Then keep Happiness in you more.

[Lord Magtok]

And I'm not paranoid, Magtok. Who are you working for? WHO ARE YOU?!

I'm working here at AMEN, and I'm Magtok. Don't you believe me? :smallwink:

Maybe if I call you a corpse-lover, you'll believe its really me.

[Saurous]

A mature clone walks in with a shot gun, shoots the Tiny one, and repeatedly shoots (automatic shotgun! Woot! :smallbiggrin: ) Happiness.


That isn't going to work, PM. Happiness was given a necklace that keeps him from dying.

*Happiness holds up said necklace*

And I don't think a certain someone is going to be happy that you tried to shoot her "pet"...

I think I have been speaking to Moon far to much. The horrible spelling is beginning to rub off. How did I miss the "i" in "possibility"?

[Lord Magtok]

That isn't going to work, PM. Happiness was given a neckless that keeps him from dying.

*Happiness holds up said neckless*

And I don't think a certain someone is going to be happy that you tried to shoot her "pet"...

I think I have been speaking to Moon far to much. The horrible spelling is beginning to rub off. How did I miss the "i" in "possibility"?

Umm...the word I bolded should have an extra "o." And that is also a common MC mistake, too.

[Madmal]

*another note falls, but this time it doesn't hit anybody*


Maybe he's turning into her? that actually happened on one of those realities..it was a little weird but dammable funny...:D

[Saurous]

Son of a...

That must be why her grammatical abilities are improving, she's transferring the horrible grammar to me!

Quick! Give me the definition of a hard-to-find word for me to look up!

[PirateMonk]

That isn't going to work, PM. Happiness was given a neckless that keeps him from dying.

*Happiness holds up said neckless*

And I don't think a certain someone is going to be happy that you tried to shoot her "pet"...

Um, yes, I was doing it simply because I enjoy inflicting pain on various parts of your psyche. Of course. <Destroys the necklace>

By the way, so Happiness lacks a neck? :smallconfused:

[Lord Magtok]

Quick! Give me the definition of a hard-to-find word for me to look up!

No. I'll just sit here and watch your English abilities decline.

*Does exactly that, gets bored, pulls out a Nintendo DS, and starts playing the DS port of Mario 64.*

[Saurous]

I don't feel very good... :smallfrown:

*Faints*

My...own horrible grammar...has smote me....curse you, MC! Curse...you....

[PirateMonk]

I don't feel very good... :smallfrown:

*Faints*

My...own horrible grammar...has smote me....curse you, MC! Curse...you....

Does Restoration work on splling*?

And do I care?

*Eek! Stupid keyboard!

[Lord Magtok]

I don't feel very good... :smallfrown:

*Faints*

My...own horrible grammar...has smote me....curse you, MC! Curse...you....

Eh? Whats that, he's fainted? Meh, I don't care.

General Pelly, are you still alive? If so, could you please stick a knife in his eye while he's down there? Someone needs to wake him up, and it might as well be you, and it might as well be violent.

[Saurous]

My name is "Pellaeon". And the gender-bending effects have worn off. I'll stab Saurous, though.

*Pellaeon tosses a dagger at Saurous's face, who promptly catches it*

You die for that, Captain.

Oh, that can't be go-

*Saurous proceeds with eviscerating the poor Captain*

[PirateMonk]

"Bored now."

The newest clone paralyzes Happiness, points Dagger Thrower at him, and hurls the undead Dirgatar at him.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/qwertynim/Belkarundead.png

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/belkanimatedfinal2.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/TAYLOR444/saurosvz7.png

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Longer lasting! No longer affected by Antimagic! Still projectile! Same great taste, less filling!"

Continued slogans pour out of Fullbladder's mouth as he suddenly appears and pops a crossbow bolt into the General's shoulder.

[Saurous]

"I ain't your target, PM. Now, can someone get these daggers out of my kidneys?"

"Here."

*Pellaeon attempts to pull out the daggers*

Did I not eviscerate you, Pellaeon?

"Oh, right."

*Pellaeon drops dead, massive cut marks appearing on his body*

[PirateMonk]

"I ain't your target, PM. Now can someone get these daggers out of my kidneys?"

"Here."

*Pellaeon attempts to pull out the daggers*

Did I not eviscerate you, Pellaeon?

"Oh, right."

*Pellaeon drops dead, massive cut marks appearing on his body*

You're not?:smallconfused: How else do I annoy M_C enough without speaking to her or in her vicinity?

[Saurous]

You're not?:smallconfused: How else do I annoy M_C enough without speaking to her or in her vicinity?

You don't.

"Hey! We actually agreed on something!"

Well, I'll have to solve that.

*Saurous revives the running gag, and pushes Happiness down a nearby staircase*

[Lord Magtok]

My name is "Pellaeon". And the gender-bending effects have worn off. I'll stab Saurous, though.

*Pellaeon tosses a dagger at Saurous's face, who promptly catches it*

You die for that, Captain.

Oh, that can't be go-

*Saurous proceeds with eviscerating the poor Captain*

About time someone killed off that guy. Maybe I'll get an Bond movie henchman next. Is there a way I could get Jaws or Oddjob to work for me?

[PirateMonk]

Oh, I'm sure M_C will be just delighted to see what you've done to her pet. I mean, the stairs thing is bad enough, but just look at those shotgun wounds. Yes, that whole thing was an attempt to frame you. And yes, my entire plan hinges on MC not having Metagamer levels.

[Saurous]

*Saurous pulls out a long list*

Well, I already have Jaws working as a henchman. I don't know about Oddjob, though. I thought he had died. :smallconfused:

Oh, and PM, how about you try doing something that is actually evil rather than just annoying? I mean, at least go out and aggrivate a do-gooder rather than another evil-doer. And I was incapable of destroying the necklace, and thus would have been incapable of harming him.

Plus, I hacked into all the security cameras in the building. I caught every bit of your abuse towards Happiness from about eight different angles.

[Lord Magtok]

Plus, I hacked into all the security cameras in the building. I caught every bit of your abuse towards Happiness from about eight different angles.

Ooh...can I have a copy of the footage? I need a good laugh. Nope, nothing hidden here, Mr. Paranoid. Go away.

[PirateMonk]

Plus, I hacked into all the security cameras in the building. I caught every bit of your abuse towards Happiness from about eight different angles.

Nothing a little magical tampering wouldn't fix. <Wipes them all before Magtok can get his hands on it>



Oh, and PM, how about you try doing something that is actually evil rather than just annoying? I mean, at least go out and aggrivate a do-gooder rather than another evil-doer. And I was incapable of destroying the necklace, and thus would have been incapable of harming him.

I was going to, but now Magtok says there aren't any do-gooders.

[Lord Magtok]

I only meant there aren't any do-gooders at EVIL. You need to go look in RB for someone like Cobra Ikari. Maybe you might even find that qudruped llama you secretly adore so much. :smallwink:

[Saurous]

I'm glad all the cameras have anti-munchkin shields placed on them. I'm sure MC will love to see those... Hah! You can't help but read these, either!

[PirateMonk]

That's magic, not munchkining.


I only meant there aren't any do-gooders at EVIL. You need to go look in RB for someone like Cobra Ikari. Maybe you might even find that qudruped llama you secretly adore so much. :smallwink:

I told you, I'm not a quadropedophile, I simply have a D12 fetish.

[Saurous]

That's magic, not munchkining.



I told you, I'm not a quadropedophile, I simply have a D12 fetish.


It was magic, but it came from a munchkin. Thus, the munchkin-shields deflected it.

And the more you deny it, the more Magtok makes fun of it. Just look at where all my complaining about Magtok calling me necrophilliac ended up.

[Lord Magtok]

That's magic, not munchkining.

I told you, I'm not a quadropedophile, I simply have a D12 fetish.

I honestly didn't have to know that. :smalleek:

But I still think you should go kidnap Cobra Ikari. I can't stand him and all his hugs and flirting.

And no, before you even say it, I'm NOT just saying that because he never hugged or flirted with me. I am quite GLAD he never did. Now go kidnap him so we can make him fight to the death with Nekulor's rat-thingy.

[PirateMonk]

^ What? You didn't honestly think I rained D12s on you because they were lying around, did you? :smallamused:


It was magic, but it came from a munchkin. Thus, the munchkin-shields deflected it.

House Rule. Now they don't.<Wipes them again>


And the more you deny it, the more Magtok makes fun of it. Just look at where all my complaining about Magtok calling me necrophilliac ended up.

Maybe. But that was when he had an excess of clones. He finally got the population under control, so he won't be as welcoming of me slaughtering them.

[Lord Magtok]

Maybe. But that was when he had an excess of clones. He finally got the population under control, so he won't be as welcoming of me slaughtering them.

That was a while ago. The population could be anywhere now for all you know. Ha! Only Llama-lovers and necrophilliacs read white text!

[Saurous]

Fine, be that way. You'd most likely be capable of working your way around whatever MC throws at you, anyways.

I'll be over there, actually doing something constuctive. Like figuring out how to retrieve those videos from the pa- HEY! You're not supposed to be reading this!

[PirateMonk]

That was a while ago. The population could be anywhere now for all you know. Ha! Only Llama-lovers and necrophilliacs read white text!

And only those and Regina lovers write white text.

[Lord Magtok]

*A robot resembling Magtok enters the base with a brown, burlap bag. It opens the bag, and throws Cobra Ikari himself out of the bag.*

((I got him to agree to participating in this shenanigan.))

Good job, robot. The Rbers won't know what hit them. Hey Saurous, what do you think is a reasonable enough ransom price?

[Saurous]

There's always the strategy that we do not actually give a ransom price, and allow them to give offerings until we see we had caused enough madness.

[PirateMonk]

An ICBINA pokes its head out.

ayya wants to have some fun...

[Lord Magtok]

There's always the strategy that we do not actually give a ransom price, and allow them to give offerings until we see we had caused enough madness.

That'll work. Now would someone please tell him he's here now? I'm too lazy to PM him.


ayya wants to have some fun...

Umm...I just remembered I have to go do this important...thing...all the way over there, and coincidentally, far away from the ICBINA.

[Saurous]

An ICBINA pokes its head out.

ayya wants to have some fun...

:smalleek:

Uh...is that the teakettle boiling? Or is it Moon yelling at someone? It's hard to tell the difference.

*Flee!*

[Lord Magtok]

*Leaves a cardboard Saurous decoy behind to distract the ICBINA and flees.*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...hello, umm...scary...people...

[Rex Idiotarum]

Hello Cobra, welcome to AMEN, where Bad guys sometimes win, when they aren't fighting themselves.

[Cobra_Ikari]

When the bad guys fight themselves...don't they always win?

...and who wins the rest of the time?

...and why am I here? I like RB...can I go back now?

[Rex Idiotarum]

When bad guys fight them selves, one usually loses. When bad guys lose to non-badguys, it's usually because of good guys. And no, you can never return to Random Banter.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

ayya wants to have some fun...

"Sure t'ing, babe."

Fullbladder snaps his fingers and follows the ICBINA off.

A passing Troll Minion (of Fullbladder's, that is, so it's any of the googlplex of troll varieties throughout all of mythology and fiction) sees this and places a sign next to the door Fullbladder went through. The sign reads "Fullbladder blames Magtok"

[Goblin Music]

casts otto's irresistible dance with this song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqHvIKMV14w) on cobra
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqHvIKMV14w)

[Cobra_Ikari]

...umm...what is a ICBINA? It sounds...scary...

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The Troll passes again, for no real reason as that it was headed in the wrong direction to begin with.

"'I Can't Believe It's Not Ayya', little snake-man," it grunts.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...Ayya?

...that sounds...nice enough...

[Goblin Music]

(START DANCING SERPENT how is this torture if YOU WILL NOT DANCE!:smallmad:)

[Cobra_Ikari]

What kind of dance? The "standing on something hot" dance, or the "people shooting at my feet" dance?

*does the swaying cobra dance*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Ahh! A snake! Protect the kitchen at all costs!

And the badgers, too!

[Goblin Music]

(you are not a gamer are you?) (The Numa Numa Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqr2q3YPu4E&mode=related&search=) of course)

[Cobra_Ikari]

I lack some of the limbs required...

...in case you hadn't noticed...I'm a freakin' snake!

[Goblin Music]

That is your problem not mine:smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

Look, maybe we should just go with the original plan, find that mongoose, and get the two of them into a box...

[Goblin Music]

that will not be a problem he is dancing

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder returns.

"Well, Maggie, I don't rightly know where the Mongoose got to. But I still have a shrew...."

Fullbladder holds up his shrew, looking questioningly from it to Cobra, trying to figure out how long the snake would last against the onslaught that is the shrew.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...

*eats the shrew*...

[Rex Idiotarum]

Snakes can dance, and due to the magic of the Rexatar, he's doing it now.

O! I want to do some art. *pulls out blade and eye's Cobra*
I call this one "United we stand...

[Cobra_Ikari]

...erm...

...yay, art? *backs away slowly*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The shrew bursts out of Cobra's snakey chest, alien style.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...*looks meaningfully at shrew until it repairs his chest and jumps back inside his mouth*

[Goblin Music]

*stands behind cobra* Join us Cobra join the Dark Side or be driven to your death either way i am happy

[Lord Magtok]

The shrew bursts out of Cobra's snakey chest, alien style.

Whoa! That was unexpected...but really cool.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

((Fine, then, Cobra. Have it your way.))

The shrew allows itself to be re-eaten. It then begins ripping internal organs to shreds, finally scurrying out the "other end" with a much gnawed section of lower intestine. It just keeps running.

[Madmal]

*Malmagor and Malina come by a random portal*

well, seems we came in time for madness...
Hey! what's Cobra doing here??? and who killed poor Ms. Pelican???

[Cobra_Ikari]

...no, that shrew is still inside me...and my organs are just fine...

I think Mr. Fullbladder is delerious...perhaps he needs a nap?

[Rex Idiotarum]

... Divided we fall!"
*cuts Cobra into 13 tiny pieces *

[Lord Magtok]

...no, that shrew is still inside me...and my organs are just fine...

I think Mr. Fullbladder is delerious...perhaps he needs a nap?

I for one, am not sleeping until we either get you in a cage, or rip out your fangs. :smallannoyed:

Anyone have a reptile cage, or something I can use to rip out those sharp and likely poisonous fangs? :smallconfused:

[Madmal]

We do...:smallwink:
What do you offer for it?:smallamused:

[Lord Magtok]

We do...:smallwink:
What do you offer for it?:smallamused:

A dozen of Saurous's stolen zombie-things, a recording of General Pelican's fate, and a robot ninja that can also make toast.

[Madmal]

hhhhmmm, maybe we should back down to recons-
DEAL!!!
oh, goddamitt!!

*Malina gives the cage*

[Cobra_Ikari]

I like my fangs where they are, thanks much.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I lack a cage. I do, however, have a shrew."

Fullbladder holds up Cobra, who apparently still contains the shrew.

[Madmal]

Well, pay up!!!

[Rex Idiotarum]

Crap, Magtok give me a name.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*nods at Fullbladder and hands him a business card*

[Saurous]

.....

I actually sleep for once, and you guys go and torture Ikari without me? I always miss the important events.

*Mumbles something about idiots and Magtok*


*nods at Fullbladder and hands him a business card*

And how is it possible for a snake to "hand" someone a card?

[Castaras]

I actually sleep for once, and you guys go and torture Ikari without me? I always miss the important events.

I feel that way all the time. Damned time zones...:smallfrown:

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*yawn*

*looks around*

Yeah...I'm...going to the kitchen.

[Cobra_Ikari]

And how is it possible for a snake to "hand" someone a card?

...I'm just that good. ;)

[Castaras]

Wait, so we did manage to capture him?
Hmm, time to try something new...
Well how COULD you do that? And look! He looks so thin!
Oh crap probably isn't going to work. Ah well.
Here, ignore the meanies here. Have some pie...:smallamused:
Fingers crossed...maybe he's immune to poison, from being on RB too much...

[Goblin Music]

a mouse scurries across the room towards cobra. to every one that is not CI it it explosives covered in mouse hide.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yay, pie! :)

...*pokes mousy thing*...?

[Lord Magtok]

Crap, Magtok give me a name.

For the next thread?

GoldenPye?

All Your Munckin Belong to Us?

The Xykon Fanclub wishes they were us?

[Castaras]

Ideas:

Pie for president
Potion commotion
Love and killing

[Madmal]

oh, oh, choose "Potion Conmotion", Potion Conmotion!!!

*sigh* can you at least not get giddy about it???

shut up

[Saurous]

How about "Are We Going Somewhere With This?"

[Lord Magtok]

Lets stop posting here until Rex gets back online. Oh, and I've decided to ask for a full-scale public image smearing campaign against that egotist Vael!

He is challenging my ascendancy to Evilest playgrounder, simply by being cruel to a bunch of his Townies! That is nothing compared to AMEN! Nothing! He mocks us by claiming that his lone self is eviler than AMEN!

In fact, just to show the whole community that we are indeed the evilest, I'm declaring war on EVIl as soon as this thread is over. WAR, I say! This time, we am personally going to their door, beheading their paladins, and cracking the skulls of their members.

No messing around waiting or taunting them. This day has been delayed so much, even those fools at EVIL noticed the fact that they die so rarely!

*Shots Rage/Propaganda in the back of the head.*

Please excuse him. He is right about several of those things, though.

[Castaras]

Meh. Vael is a strong contender for evilness.

It's gonna be hard to choose who to vote for though. If I can be persuaded either way I might vote...

[Madmal]

*disscusing*

do it!!
but....why?
i considerred her/him to be funny, do it!!
*sigh* Miss Bossypants...

*Malmagor casts reincarnation on General pelican, for the heck of it*

[Korith]

...It's that time already?

Wait..that's actually a suggestion!

Poison apples for everyone!

No smurfs allowed

Revenge of the Pokémon

A fate worse than death

Evil is as evil does

[Castaras]

No smurfs allowed is an awesome idea!

[Lord Magtok]

You ressurected the General? Damn, I was going to replace him with a undead Oddjob, or a 501st clone.


No smurfs allowed is great! I can't stand those blue-faced little buggers!

[Rex Idiotarum]

I need one that makes fun of Magtok, I'm just going to rip off the worst terminator movie.

[Castaras]

Robo love?

[Madmal]

You ressurected the General? Damn, I was going to replace him with a undead Oddjob, or a 501st clone.


No smurfs allowed is great! I can't stand those blue-faced little buggers!

no, i didn't resurrected Him/Her...
we REINCARNATED him/her
lot more funny
now pay up, you still own me for the box!

[Lord Magtok]

I need one that makes fun of Magtok, I'm just going to rip off the worst terminator movie.

No! I can't be connected to a reference involving that son of a Nazi!


no, i didn't resurrected Him/Her...
we REINCARNATED him/her
lot more funny
now pay up, you still own me for the box!

Fine...*pays up* :smallannoyed: Almost got away with it for free, too.

[Rex Idiotarum]

New Thread!
(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2271670#post2271670)

[Castaras]

* Nukes the old hq and disappears *

[Goblin Music]

sets charges of plastic explosives for movement detonation.

[Lord Magtok]

We're not done with this thread yet! *Starts a bunch of fireworks to help it get destroyed.*

Last Laugh time! Muahahahahahahaha!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe comes in through a time portal.
I claim this land...FOR THE FUTURE!
BUAHAHHAHAH!

[PirateMonk]

*heh* Will this get ;locked now for necromancy?

[Vespe Ratavo]

*heh* Will this get ;locked now for necromancy?

No, we'd have to call in Saurous for that.
*ba dum bish!* NEENER NEENER NEENER!

[Lord Magtok]

He was the one who pointed out the fact that this thread wasn't locked, and he's a necromancer, so lets blame the whole thing on him. *Evil Laugh*

[Goblin Music]

Yes, but it was locked, wasn't it?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*pokes head in*

[Korith]

From somewhere out of time
Korith presses a button.
And somehow through time
The button sets a fuse
And as the fuse grows shorter
The fortress' doom grows nearer
The memories, briefly dearer
Fade to ash in atomic vanity.

[PirateMonk]

Okay, so the reason that it hasn't been locked is that we get more pages than most. So we just need to fill another three.

[Goblin Music]

so they deleted the other posts?

[Meynolds]

Hello there good evil beings! *Begins laughing maniacly*

[Lord Magtok]

Okay, so the reason that it hasn't been locked is that we get more pages than most. So we just need to fill another three.

We get more pages? Why? *Tiny Evil Laugh.*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*pokes head in again*

:biggrin:

[Goblin Music]

Nooo Deja-Vu! Arrrrrrrrg (wait deja-vu? how in the hel did you get deja-vu?)
get back to RL S (*Shoots*) Arrg!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Umm, what?

[Korith]

From somewhere out of time
Korith presses a button.
And somehow through time
The button sets a fuse
And as the fuse grows shorter
The fortress' doom grows nearer
The memories, briefly dearer
Fade to ash in atomic vanity.


And when it's found that something remains
Korith uses the next button to gain
A glimpse of those who dare survive
In the land he cured not to thrive
And with a twist of his hand he pressed
The second button, slightly distressed
For to prepare this doom, a mighty fortune cost
And it's embarassing to have recently lost
The act of oblivion drawing nigh
Korith lets out a pleasurable *sigh*

[Goblin Music]

and out of the ash i stood
i rose impervious to the doom,
and then only if i could
stay for the hour of noon.
the dirt ash and fire
calmed my worry
but a will uncover the lier
and as i started to go i said "Lemon Curry?!?"

[Korith]

If nonsense is the challenge to rhyme
Rex will show up for insanity time
A melon will fall from a purple-laced sky
Into your lunch of hamburger and fry
But my rhyme scheme can still be subtly sly
Because EXPLOSIVE RUNES will make you now die
There's nothing so much fun as EXPLOSIVE RUNES
So, given the opportunity, don't pass EXPLOSIVE RUNES
Are you charred yet? EXPLOSIVE RUNES
Then it's time to bring out the big guns EPIC REBUILD OF EXPLOSIVE RUNES FOR MORE DICE OF DAMAGE THAN YOU COULD FIT IN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE...ALL D12S TO MAKE IT WORSE!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ha! My Billy Joel powers protect me Korith!
BUAHAHHAH NEENER NEENR

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Yawn...
When is this going to be locked?

[Mr. Moon]

Guys, if you keep this up, I'll ask a mod to lock it. You're making us look bad.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Guys, if you keep this up, I'll ask a mod to lock it. You're making us look bad.

Yes, you should do that.

[Goblin Music]

hey we aren't even on page #51!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

How about...now?

[Goblin Music]

2 more posts and we will be, i think

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*hums One-Winged Angel...yes, even the lyrics*