AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo

[Goblin Music]

its time to talk of many things,
of shoos and ships and sealing wax ,
of cabbages and kings,
and whether pigs have wings.

[Korith]

The monkeys dance around the fire
Building ever up the pyre
With the typewriters to which they were chained
No more shall now their fingers be strained
The works of Shakespeare have already been done
No more need for so silly a test as this one

The monkeys dance around the fire
Building ever up the pyre
Shaking their tales in wild desire
Enjoying a freedom that men most admire.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Is this place EVER going to get locked?! It's, like, 3 threads old!

[Castaras]

I think they're toying with us. Like a cat plays with a mouse...haha!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ooh, cat and mouse?
*Calls in Tom and Jerry*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*bonk with hammer*

[Cyrano]

I have no idea how to rhyme,
or even speak in iambic pentameter.

*waits for applause*

[Lord Magtok]

*Applauds, despite not knowing why he's applauding.*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Your words, Danna,
Are like a banana.
They sting my heart
When I get to the last part.
It's like something from Bad-Mart,
Except you don't need a cart.
Sometimes a rhyme will come and go
Like dirt through a gardening hoe
And by tenacious literary broom,
Good things we find, within the bloom.
Rhythmically."

Fullbladder proceeds to go into a long yarn involving old dogs and children and watermelon wine.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

WHY, is this place still here?!

[Goblin Music]

*GM's player walks in* die horrid cash seekers! you must die for killing the Dragon magazine! *falls on floor sobbing then vanishes*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Ooookaaayy......