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elliott20
2007-03-16, 11:13 AM
Austin Powers, greatest secret agent ever.

I see him as a rogue/monk with high charisma, ranks in disguise, hide, tumble, and a decent bit of proficiency in range weapons.

I just wonder how it would be possible to emulate all the convention lampooning that he does...

DaMullet
2007-03-16, 11:16 AM
Good RPing? Honestly, you can't use crunch to emulate sarcasm.

jlousivy
2007-03-16, 11:36 AM
rogue/monk/idiot :-)

Definitely has a flaw- bad teeth and body hair.

elliott20
2007-03-16, 11:39 AM
Yeah, most of it would probably have to come in the form of RPing. I need to lay off thinking about D&D after watching movies about zany whacky adventures.

Piccamo
2007-03-16, 11:42 AM
Definitely has a flaw- bad teeth and body hair.

Those are flaws? I thought they gave Profession(Swinger) bonuses.

Nerd-o-rama
2007-03-16, 01:14 PM
Especially the body hair. Just ask the real International Man of Mystery, Sean Connery.

elliott20
2007-03-16, 01:16 PM
Is there a feat that gives you a CHA bonus to the opposite sex?

ExHunterEmerald
2007-03-16, 05:10 PM
Is there a feat that gives you a CHA bonus to the opposite sex?

Cajones.
Not sure what book it's in.

Fax Celestis
2007-03-16, 05:18 PM
Cajones.
Not sure what book it's in.

That'd be the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

ExHunterEmerald
2007-03-16, 05:50 PM
That'd be the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

Well, it'd be the obvious choice.

squishycube
2007-03-16, 06:11 PM
I like it how Austin Powers manages to derail conversations towards sex even when he is not present.

ExHunterEmerald
2007-03-16, 06:12 PM
I like it how Austin Powers manages to derail conversations towards sex even when he is not present.

I think it's an Ex ability.
...or would his Ex be pre-empted by an S?

Solo
2007-03-16, 08:46 PM
Oh behave...

Rigeld2
2007-03-16, 09:15 PM
YEAH Baby, Yeah...

magnar
2007-03-17, 10:04 AM
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will EXPLODE if I hear one more reference to a "Judo Chop!"
It doesn't exist, people!

Piccamo
2007-03-17, 10:08 AM
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will EXPLODE if I hear one more reference to a "Judo Chop!"
It doesn't exist, people!
And here I thought it was the one hit KO move of Karate :smalltongue:

ExHunterEmerald
2007-03-17, 10:19 AM
And here I thought it was the one hit KO move of Karate :smalltongue:

Judo is a grappling form. Not a lot of chopping.
I prefer Shaolin anyway. Real Shaolin.

Macrovore
2007-03-17, 05:55 PM
I prefer Shaolin anyway. Real Shaolin.
is that the kind of shaolin where you learn to play soccer really well?:smalltongue:

ExHunterEmerald
2007-03-17, 06:04 PM
is that the kind of shaolin where you learn to play soccer really well?:smalltongue:

Yes, because you learn how to turn into a fireball when you get your yellow belt.

Deleran
2007-03-17, 06:13 PM
I always assumed it was a somewhat esoteric joke, as Judo has NO strikes in it at all. It's all grappling (unlike jiu jitsu and aikido, which are only primarily grappling and have some strikes).

Akennedy
2007-03-18, 10:09 AM
Magnar - omg I agree... I'm actually in judo (Green belt! Woo!), and whenever someone asks if i do an martial art, and i reply judo, the first words that exit their mouths are "JUDO CHOP" - I'm half tempted to throw them...

PinkysBrain
2007-03-18, 11:39 AM
A bard with perform(corny)?