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Lheticus
2014-10-26, 08:13 PM
I wanted to start a thread for joking riddles, so I did. No rules or order of posting here--post silly riddle questions or answer them in whatever order you want!

For me, I just have this one to start us off:
Tropers may find it pretty easy...

What kind of band do characters in racing games like the most?

thatonesungod
2014-11-18, 04:25 PM
.. i dono... a rock and "roll" band.



Why do chemists relate Helium Curium and Berillium.

Lheticus
2014-11-19, 09:20 PM
.. i dono... a rock and "roll" band.



Why do chemists relate Helium Curium and Berillium.

Since you actually responded, I'll say the answer in honor of that:

A RUBBER band. *ba dum tiss*

IZ42
2014-11-30, 02:09 AM
Because if you can't helium of curium, you barium! (did you mean barium because that's the version I heard)

Asta Kask
2014-12-25, 06:04 AM
Q: Why did Dr. Facilier cross the road?

A: Hes got friends on the other side.

thatonesungod
2015-01-01, 08:46 PM
i did in fact mean barium, a misaimed brain gets in the way sometimes


which pokemon would be the favorite of the ancient greeks

i dont know so make up your own answer

Lheticus
2015-01-01, 10:21 PM
i did in fact mean barium, a misaimed brain gets in the way sometimes


which pokemon would be the favorite of the ancient greeks

i dont know so make up your own answer

I...have no idea. This is really more of an intriguing than humorous question, anyone else have thoughts on this?

Also: What is the name of the version of Google for birds?

Gaggle.

thatonesungod
2015-01-15, 08:11 AM
have you heard about the wedding between the two antenna

it was fine, but the Reception was Excellent (kappa)

KuReshtin
2015-01-15, 09:41 AM
What do you call two crows sat on opposite sides of a tree, both too shy to talk to the other.

It was a failed attempted murder.
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/imagesattempted-murder.jpg

IZ42
2015-01-15, 11:40 PM
What sound does 3 elephants falling down a cliff, two hitting land and one hitting water sound like?

Ba-dum tsshh.

Lheticus
2015-01-16, 07:42 AM
What sound does 3 elephants falling down a cliff, two hitting land and one hitting water sound like?

Ba-dum tsshh.

I dub this joke "The Biggest Rimshot Ever."

TheWombatOfDoom
2015-02-27, 08:17 AM
If cookie monster were big enough to eat a country, which county would he eat first?

Lheticus
2015-02-27, 03:37 PM
If cookie monster were big enough to eat a country, which county would he eat first?

Cookie Country. (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Country)

TheWombatOfDoom
2015-02-27, 03:56 PM
Cookie Country. (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Country)

Noooo. VietNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Lheticus
2015-02-27, 04:40 PM
Noooo. VietNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Ya gotta admit though, ya weren't expecting that were ya? :P

Trevortni
2015-03-06, 02:32 PM
I dub this joke "The Biggest Rimshot Ever."

The International Space Station falls from orbit and breaks into three pieces, the first two of which impact on land, and the third one lands in the water.

Ba-dum tssh.

Lheticus
2015-03-25, 04:39 PM
What is the difference between a stage magician and a politician? I actually want people to try and answer this one please.

Trevortni
2015-03-25, 04:48 PM
What is the difference between a stage magician and a politician? I actually want people to try and answer this one please.

The way you say that, it almost sounds like it might not have an answer yet, or you might be trying to find the answer?

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How about:

One of them uses psychology and distraction to sell illusions to people who pretend not to notice that he's blatantly lying to them. The other one does magic tricks.

Lheticus
2015-03-25, 05:23 PM
The way you say that, it almost sounds like it might not have an answer yet, or you might be trying to find the answer?

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How about:

One of them uses psychology and distraction to sell illusions to people who pretend not to notice that he's blatantly lying to them. The other one does magic tricks.

It does have an answer already. I didn't even come up with this joke, I heard it on Youtube. Your answer wasn't the one I heard, but it's still good.

The one I heard was:

The magician is actually convincing.

Trevortni
2015-04-26, 03:17 PM
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Lentrax
2015-04-26, 04:12 PM
The sinking of the unsinkable, which shall sink our hearts. And wallets too if we invested in that company.

Trevortni
2015-04-26, 07:05 PM
Close, but the answer I was looking for is: halfway

Xihirli
2015-05-23, 08:28 PM
What is the best weapon of all time?

Socksy
2015-06-06, 02:44 PM
What is the best weapon of all time?

According to AD&D, a shovel.
But I'll go with the pen, because it's mightier than the sword!

What's the difference between a grotty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean!

Lheticus
2015-06-11, 10:05 PM
What's the difference between that last joke and someone trying to play a guitar with a broken arm?

One's a straining pun, the other is a paining strum.

GAAD
2015-06-12, 01:32 AM
What do you call a grieving pharaoh in the first stage of grief?

In de nile.