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Deus Mortus
2007-03-22, 06:43 PM
I'll start.

Epic eating equipment!

Golden Spoon of the tick, with it you can teleport stuff to your mouth at will.

The Golden Meatknife, animated +6 adamantite wounding glamered dagger my party uses to slice the meat.

Mewtarthio
2007-03-22, 06:53 PM
The Golden Meatknife, animated +6 adamantite wounding glamered dagger my party uses to slice the meat.

How about "You know you give out too many magic items when..."?

Deus Mortus
2007-03-22, 07:07 PM
Epic campaigns are fun?

People really look funny at us when we are eating, tenser's disks for plates and us just telling the knife what to cut and then pointin at it with our golden spoons and it disappears and I don't even chew, I have a dimunitive force hammer and sword mash it down in my mouth. What can I say, I'm a lazy wizard ^^

CASTLEMIKE
2007-03-22, 07:08 PM
Not mine read it on the boards one time. Using a Wish to summon a sandwich because you are hungry (Actually to upset the DM).

Deus Mortus
2007-03-22, 07:11 PM
Heh, I once used wish for a toothpick xD

martyboy74
2007-03-22, 07:27 PM
Getting energy immunity, then fireballing your face instead of shaving.

Douglas
2007-03-22, 07:30 PM
But your stubble would be immune to fire along with the rest of you, so that wouldn't work.

Deus Mortus
2007-03-22, 07:31 PM
If you want to be bald you could always use cumbust and then a wand CLW!

ocato
2007-03-22, 07:35 PM
Alter Self to win a beauty contest-- when you're a man.

DaMullet
2007-03-22, 08:32 PM
I've always liked using Greater Teleport to get downstairs in the morning. You just get your clothes to hang in space somehow (perhaps a custom magic coatrack of force?) and teleport right into them.

clockwork warrior
2007-03-22, 08:40 PM
hand of the magi

walked around the inn with a piece of ham floating by my mouth randomly taking bits here and there


the cantrip sticky (think thats the name)
again at an inn, casting it on silverware, then throwing it at the ceiling. got a nice collection going there till they ran out of forks