AMEN V: Rise of the Maggots

[Vespe Ratavo]

Allow me to suggest your next move... Meteor Swarm!

[Cobra_Ikari]

*rolls dice, Vespe turns into a fish*

[PirateMonk]

Perhaps so, but I have invented a spell for this very purpose! ((It even says so on my Town characters page!!)) Vespe's Natural 20! Now, who has the higher Init modifier... 18 Dex, sucker!

Graham's Number^475, not that it matters. DM Spell-like Ability: Manipulate Dice. You roll a Natural 1.

[Saurous]

*Pushes out a couch and some popcorn*

This should get interesting...

*Jumps over the side of the couch, and lands in the center of the sofa*

[Vespe Ratavo]

The Meteor Swarm accidentally destroys Vespe's home. Damn you PirateMonk! Aha! Vespe pulls out the DM's guide. "Suddenly, thirty seven level 30 barbarian chimeras attack PirateMonk! And fullbladder."

@V: But now I'm the DM....na-na.

[PirateMonk]

^ Will of the DM. No you're not.

Not really. I get 20 levels for each point of damage I deal to him, and he actually has stats in the double digits. He's not a real Munchkin.

D12 Swarm, centered on me. The chimeras die painfully, and I go up 78946783 levels.

[Goblin Music]

*RC car shoots random person*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*grabs large amounts of chocolatey foods*

*jumps onto couch*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

A shrew scurries off from where Fullbladder was, escaping Vespe's death spells. It then returns to being Fullbladder.

The goblin then becomes Santa the Deceiver, his alter-ego.

"Barbarian-guy... you're rather short."

[Goblin Music]

*Jumps on chair while controlling RC Car*

[Saurous]

*Stands up, walks over to the edge of the couch, and somehow makes the couch longer. He sits down on the very end, as far away from Fus as possible*

[Vespe Ratavo]

All right... 9999999 level 9999999999 gestalt Fighter/Monk stone colossusi attack PirateMonk!

[PirateMonk]

They collapse in a barrage of Orbs, D12 Swarms, and other spells that scale damage by level and normally have limited max damage. PM goes up 73657465865567654653256^5784578746572434 levels.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Grr...all right. Your character dies! DM fiat! Ha!

[Goblin Music]

*the RC car soots PM*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*rolls dice again. They eat vespe and PM's dice*...

[Lord Magtok]

Indeed, they are. 'Specially because I get to yell at Magtok.

*Saurous looks back in forth, and then kicks Vespe*

Yell at me? :smallconfused:

That never happened. I think you're getting delusional, necromancer.

And what in the multiple hells is going on?

[PirateMonk]

Grr...all right. Your character dies! DM fiat! Ha!

But you're not the DM anymore.


^ Will of the DM. No you're not.

Not really. I get 20 levels for each point of damage I deal to him, and he actually has stats in the double digits. He's not a real Munchkin.

D12 Swarm, centered on me. The chimeras die painfully, and I go up 78946783 levels.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

That's a lot of dice. And levels.

Oh, it seems the cursed item has kicked in.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ok....that's it. Munchkin powers activate! Vespe gains 500 levels in each class. Ever. Even the ones that don't exist. And he turns into Cthulu, and strangles PirateMonk. With his +9999 tentacles of dooooom.

[Saurous]

Yell at me? :smallconfused:

That never happened. I think you're getting delusional, necromancer.

And what in the multiple hells is going on?

Munchkin fight. That's what's going on.

*Picks up the popcorn bowl, and begins munching on it*

[Lord Magtok]

*Orders a minion to fetch another bowl of popcorn, and watches the fight.*

Munchkin fight? Wasn't that in the deleted scenes of the Wizard of Oz?

[Goblin Music]

*the RC shoots PM with explosives just to annoy him*

[PirateMonk]

Ok....that's it. Munchkin powers activate! Vespe gains 500 levels in each class. Ever. Even the ones that don't exist. And he turns into Cthulu, and strangles PirateMonk. With his +9999 tentacles of dooooom.

Wow, you actually penetrated my DR and dented my NI HP. Now die.
Vespe is attack by a Blue Dragon Godmodder 67364/DM 5/ BFC Munchkin 48746767. He is instantly slain and preventd from ever coming back.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Luckily his evil twin Devlin pops in. True Anti-Godmodding Field! Vespe does not die. Both of them turn into....what's 20,000 sizes up from Colossal? And trample PirateMonk over and over again.

[Saurous]

At this rate, this fight could go on all night. Or forever. Whichever is more interesting.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder suddenly has a brainstorm. Positive lightning bolts blast from his nostrils and their upper atmosphere comrades, the so-called 'sprite' lightning formations, rocket from his ears in brilliant colours.

He walks over to the wall and unplugs both the Munchkin Power Generator and the Improbability Drive.

Improbably, the universe shatters again. When it returns, the fight is preturnaturally over with absolutely none of the damage or buffs occuring.

"Now settle this argument like gentlemen."

[Cobra_Ikari]

Hey, Fus. Lookin' good! ;)

[PirateMonk]

House Rule! Anti-Godmodding fields don't work and never did. You really are dead.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Fullbladder suddenly has a brainstorm. Positive lightning bolts blast from his nostrils and their upper atmosphere comrades, the so-called 'sprite' lightning formations, rocket from his ears in brilliant colours.

He walks over to the wall and unplugs both the Munchkin Power Generator and the Improbability Drive.

Improbably, the universe shatters again. When it returns, the fight is preturnaturally over with absolutely non of the damage of buffs occuring.

"Now settle this argument like gentlemen."

((I'm going to assume this happens before I irreversibly die...))
He's right PirateMonk. Let's settle this like real gentlemen. Halo 2 at twenty paces.

[Saurous]

Fullbladder always ruins the fun....

Can I put out a vote for Wednesday being Movie Night? Nothing interesting ever happens on Wednesday...

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey....this place is neat. Munchkin fights...movies...where do I sign up?

[Mr. Moon]

At this rate, this fight could go on all night. Or forever. Whichever is more interesting.

I think this can only go on so long. After that, it'll just get boring. *steals a handful of popcorn*

Edit: Or that.

Wednasday should be movie night. I can finaly watch the Final Fantasy movie! ^_^

[Lord Magtok]

Fullbladder always ruins the fun....

Can I put out a vote for Wednesday being Movie Night? Nothing interesting ever happens on Wednesday...

Okay. So how about Austin Powers next week? I haven't seen that in a while.

[Saurous]

Okay. So how about Austin Powers next week? I haven't seen that in a while.

I guess. We may just be able to salvage enough of tonight to watch a movie. Exorcist, anyone?

...don't look at me like that.

[Goblin Music]

On PM's brain of where ever says GM's voice coming from the RC car

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"My vote goes to Transformers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBBT_9PJFAk&mode=related&search=). My vote counts very little, but it does indeed count. You can't deny the glory that is Transformers. It's even got Unicron."

[Lord Magtok]

I guess. We may just be able to salvage enough of tonight to watch a movie. Exorcist, anyone?

Hmm...maybe we should just intervene and end this thing before we lose the roof to a random munchkin explosion. I really like that roof, and I'd hate to lose it again.

Speaking of losing things, has anyone seen my right arm? I just noticed that its gone again. Damn limb theives...

[Vespe Ratavo]

Well, I don't know where your arm is Magtok, but I have this... He hands Lord Magtok a Spartan shield on a stick.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Hey, Fus. Lookin' good! ;)

:smalleek:

Y'know, the only reason I'm creeped out is because you're a snake.

[Lord Magtok]

Well, I don't know where your arm is Magtok, but I have this... He hands Lord Magtok a Spartan shield on a stick.

Yeah...a lousy sheild on a lousy stick will do fine...I mean, its not like I need FINGERS or anything.


Y'know, the only reason I'm creeped out is because you're a snake.

So if he wasn't a snake, you'd be okay with it? :smalleek:

[Saurous]

Soooo....are we going to watch a movie or not? Or are we just going to babble on? I already got the couch, popcorn, and stack of movies.

*He points to a stack of DVDs. In descending order: Exorcist, The Final Fantasy movie, Transformers, and Austin Powers*

[Goblin Music]

FF definitely FF

[Vespe Ratavo]

Ooh! Lets watch 300! I'll go get a reel from the theaters... says the elf in Spartan garb.

[Lord Magtok]

I really don't care what we watch, I just want that arm back.

Edit: Vespe can get us a bootleg 300? Woo! I haven't seen it yet!

[Mr. Moon]

*glances at movies, grabs the FF movie, darts over to the DVD player and puts it on before anyone can object, then flops back onto the couch*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Yeah...a lousy sheild on a lousy stick will do fine...I mean, its not like I need FINGERS or anything.



So if he wasn't a snake, you'd be okay with it? :smalleek:

Yes.

What?

[Saurous]

*Sits down next to her, and picks up the popcorn bowl*

Final Fantasy. I guess that's okay. 'Wanted to watch Exorcist, though...

*He holds out the popcorn bowl*

Want some?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Nah, no thanks. I've gotta go steal 300. Anyone coming? Vespe hops into a helicopter gunship.

[Mr. Moon]

*grins, and curls up next to Sarous, randomly eating popcorn one bite at a time*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder holds up the remote and switches the DVD/VCR combination that AMEN probably has from DVD to VCR, immediately starting up his own animated choice, as it was already in as a VHS.

"So, Moon.... Tried out that Organic Jetpack yet?"

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*just notices that the couch is longer than before*

?!

What happened to the couch?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe shrugs and pilots the helicopter away to go steal a reel of 300. For AMENNNN! He screams as he leaves.

[Saurous]

*just notices that the couch is longer than before*

?!

What happened to the couch?

I made it longer to keep away from you idiots. Now, shut up, have some consideration for the movi- Dangit, Fullbladder. :smallannoyed:

[Mr. Moon]

*grabs the remote control, and returns it to FF. Gets a scroll of Symbol of Pain, and casts it on the remote control after putting it to the side* Organic Jetpack? I don't know what you're talking about.

[Lord Magtok]

I could just sit on the couch and watch the movie like an ordinary person...but then again, I'm not ordinary, am I? Time for the special seat!

*Wires decend from the ceiling, plug themselves into Magtok's back, and lift him up behind and above the couch into a perfect position for watching the movie.

His body goes limp, and his eyes roll to show only whites, yet somehow, he is still alive and watching the movie with wires painfully digging into his back. And enjoying it.*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...Wait, someone put Final Fantasy in? As in the movie?

[Vespe Ratavo]

The Helicopter crashes into the base. I got it! Vespe triumphantly holds up a bootleg copy of 300. He also mends the ceiling.

[Saurous]

*grabs the remote control, and returns it to FF. Gets a scroll of Symbol of Pain, and casts it on the remote control after putting it to the side* Organic Jetpack? I don't know what you're talking about.

Fullbladder tried to reincarnate you with an organic jetpack. Remember?


...Wait, someone put Final Fantasy in? As in the movie?

Moon did that before anyone could react.

[Mr. Moon]

*raises a hand, but says nothing, eyes focused on the screen*

Edit: *shrugs* I normaly ignore those things. They tend to wear off the next day. However, an organic jetpack might be entertaining...

[Cobra_Ikari]

*calmly pulls out a large plastique and slaps it on the tv*

...fire in the hole!

[Mr. Moon]

Ummm... Are you blowing up the movie I've been wanting to see longer than I've been wanting to see Spirited Away?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Remember that time you were a beaver? I did eventually get it right.

".... Fine."

Fullbladder begins killing and reincarnating Moon Called. Eventually he gets it right.

"Do you think she'll kill me for including the optional Organic Jetpack and increasing cup size? 'Cause I can try again, y'know."

So there.

Fullbladder lifts up the completey-different-from-the-regular-remote Universal Remote and turns it back to Transformers.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Spartans! Take cover! Vespe hides under his shield.

[Saurous]

*calmly pulls out a large plastique and slaps it on the tv*

...fire in the hole!


The Helicopter crashes into the base. I got it! Vespe triumphantly holds up a bootleg copy of 300. He also mends the ceiling.

Oh for Nerull's sake, why can't we watch a movie without mass havoc!? :smallmad:

*Grabs the plastique and hurls it behind the couch*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ummm... Are you blowing up the movie I've been wanting to see longer than I've been wanting to see Spirited Away?

If the movie is Final Fantasy, I am doing you the biggest favor imaginable.

*flicks detonator cap*

[Lord Magtok]

*The wires that attach Magtok to the ceiling suddenly raise him out of sight, and a large laser cannon replaces him, with the warning "Stop messing with the TV and watch the damn movies. Or else." written on its side.*

[Mr. Moon]

But... but... but... but... *look of utter horrer and confusion*

But... Why, Cobra?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*casts immobilize on everyone*
*fixes TV*
*hits "PLAY" on the remote*

We are watching Final Fantasy.

[Vespe Ratavo]

@^ Natural 20. Nah-nah. :smallbiggrin:
Vespe comes out from under his shield. Because. He obviously wants to watch 300. Vespe plugs in the projector and starts 300.

[Cobra_Ikari]

But... but... but... but... *look of utter horrer and confusion*

But... Why, Cobra?

Because I love you too much to let you torture yourself with this?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"OPbviously because it's a movie crappier than The Land Before Time XII: Invasion of the Tinysauruses. Now enjoy the world-devouring Super Robot."

[Saurous]

Because I love you too much to let you torture yourself with this?

......

*Menacing twitch*

Now quit messing with the damned TV.

[Mr. Moon]

((Gah. Mom's kicking me off. Just pretend I'm still there.

....

On second thought, don't. I'm not here anymore.))

[Lord Magtok]

*Goes away to play video games downstairs.*

Crap, I suck at The Godfather with only one arm!

[Vespe Ratavo]

*Vespe watches 300... he is drooling....:smallyuk: *

Vespe goes downstairs. Ah screw this. Hey Magtok, how 'bout some Halo? I made you a new arm! He gives Magtok a bloody arm...

[Cobra_Ikari]

Moon has been saved. *sighs contentedly*...

[Saurous]

....when are we returning Ikari? He's starting to get a little annoying.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*watches the disturbing snake*

Umm...here.

*tosses a mongoose at it*

[Lord Magtok]

*Vespe watches 300... he is drooling....:smallyuk: *

Vespe goes downstairs. Ah screw this. Hey Magtok, how 'bout some Halo? I made you a new arm! He gives Magtok a bloody arm...

Fine. Just don't cry when you realize you're challenging someone who has mastered every piece of tech in existence, and that you're outmatched.

*Wins first round of Blood Gulch easily.*

[Vespe Ratavo]

*Vespe's Spartan whistles, and a legion of Spartans and Spartan-IIs rush into Blood Gulch and massacre Magtok.

Vespe wins round 2*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Fine. Just don't cry when you realize you're challenging someone who has mastered every piece of tech in existence, and that you're outmatched.

*Wins first round of Blood Gulch easily.*

That reminds me. All with weak hearts should leave NOW.

I've never played Halo, or Halo 2

[Saurous]

Thank you, um...Female Fus (For a lack of a better name).

*Stuffs both Ikari and the mongoose into a very small, inescapable cage*

[Lord Magtok]

That reminds me. All with weak hearts should leave NOW.

I've never played Halo, or Halo 2


You've never truly lived, then. I don't even own it, and yet I've still played it an denjoyed its awesomeness.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Heck, I don't even have an Xbox. OR a Playstation.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe returns upstairs. I propose a dance-off!

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Vespe returns upstairs. I propose a dance-off!

Who's dancing now?

[Saurous]

Gah. That's it, I'm going to bed.

You try to suggest something quiet and calm, but they go and screw it up...*Mumble grumble*

[Vespe Ratavo]

*puts on music, dances*

*sigh* Anyway... *throws out an inflatable mattress, curls up and goes to sleep under shield*

[Lord Magtok]

*Notices everyone is going to sleep, and sneaks off to posion all the drink and food, and hits everyone with one of Castaras's love pies before retreating to a secret room hidden in a web of electrical wires near the ceiling*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder bolts down Vespe's shield, then welds it to the floor and installs a pressure gauge. He alos turns up the heated flooring.

"In a few short hours, Spartan Stew..... Mmmmmm...."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe's player fills out a GURPS character sheet, and gives Vespe many levels of Temperature Tolerance. Then he realizes that the Munchkin Power Supply went out. Vespe's player shrugs and goes to bed.

Vespe himself dreams about a delicious stew, and swears he can smell something cooking.

[Goblin Music]

RC chopper zips after Magtok

[Lord Magtok]

*Magtok's many electrical wires on the ceiling whip themselves at the copter, and it is seemingly swallowed by them and placed out of the remote control's range.*

[Goblin Music]

(That is imposable)

[Lord Magtok]

Then they do the next best thing. They crush the little copter, and throw it to the floor.

[Saurous]

*Saurous exits his room, wearing a blindfold*

How the hell did Magtok get past my defense system? At least it made me remember to do this...

*He pulls out a box, and heads over to MC's door. He tries to place it on a nearby desk, misses several times, and then finally places the box on the desk. He places a small card reading "From Saur" on it, and then runs back to his room. He hits the wall next to the door, and then ducks back inside before anyone can say anything to him*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*eats mongoose, rolls cage into Saurous's room, leaves lots of explosive surprises, rolls back out*

[Saurous]

*Something hurls the "explosive surprises" back outside. They all fall inside of Ikari's cage*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Something hurls the "explosive surprises" back outside. They all fall inside of Ikari's cage*

*counts*...

...89...90...91...

...I'm missing 364. *pushes detonator*

...I love being explosionproof.

[Saurous]

Woah, woah, woah. Back up.

*Everything backs up a few minutes in time, and then stops. Saurous picks up the rest of the explosives, and places them inside Magtok's hidden room*

'K. You may continue.

[Lord Magtok]

*A large number of munckins kidnapped from the Wizard of Oz run out of the secret room with the bombs strapped to their chests.*

For the Wizard!

*They blow themselves up in Saurous's room.*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...crap. I don't have anymore explosives.

[Saurous]

*The automatic shielding kicks in, containing the explosions by the door*

Okay, everyone get the heck away from my room.

[Goblin Music]

i got some *RC car fires difused bombs and throwing stars at CI*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...so, I'm wondering why Sauros has it in for me.

*rolls Dice of Roguishness, escapes unescapable cage*

...I'm thinking it's cause he's got it for MC.

[Goblin Music]

the so called diffused bombs explode next to CI

[Saurous]

*Maur walks over to CI*

"So...you haven't been here for long, have you?"

[Cobra_Ikari]

...Explosionproof, GM. I wouldn't carry this many bombs if I wasn't.

*reveals bag of holding filled to the brim with various explosives*

And Maur, do you mean here at AMEN HQ, or at this realm we call the playground?

[Saurous]

"I mean around AMEN."

[Cobra_Ikari]

I got kidnapped over here about 2 days ago, why?

[Saurous]

"Well, that makes sense then, if you're just now getting the slightest feeling that Dad 'has got it' for MC."

[Cobra_Ikari]

...ah.

...you know, he would be more successful there if...

...*whispers something to Maur*...

[Saurous]

"I'm sorry, what was that? Speak up a little."

[Cobra_Ikari]

...actually, maybe it's good you didn't hear, you might be a bit young for that kind of language. :)

*pulls out 6 glowing sets of dice and examines them carefully*

[Saurous]

"Awww...shoot. C'mon, please? I won't tell." :smallfrown:

"Wait, you do know who my parents are, right?"

[Cobra_Ikari]

...yes. But I also know how that all came about. ;)

*rolls 2 of the dice from the red set and marks something down*

[Saurous]

...yes. But I also know how that all came about. ;)

*rolls 2 of the dice from the red set and marks something down*

"Do you meant by Maggot's Magtok's jokes? Or are we thinking differently?" :smallconfused:

[Cobra_Ikari]

"Do you meant by Maggot's Magtok's jokes? Or are we thinking differently?" :smallconfused:

*tosses Maur the green d4*

...have fun.

*he grins and starts rolls the blue d6 and d12*

[Saurous]

"What am I supposed to do with this? And are you even listening to me talk?"

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yes, I am. Sorry, go ahead with your story. And roll it, it's fun!

*rolls a black d20 and looks out the window to see a massive lightning bolt tear a hole in the ground*

[Saurous]

"Oh, well. I think that even though it all started with Magtok constantly pushing the envelope on that same joke, I think they really do care about each other..."

*He rolls the d4, and waits to see if anything happens*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ah. Your dad seems a bit jealous. :P

Oh, and those dice don't cause anything. The green ones are Comprehension. Wicked awesome on homework and puzzling situations.

*flicks over the black d12*...that's a dice of Power. Those things...it's good to be inside for. :)

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

"Oh, well. I think that even though it all started with Magtok constantly pushing the envelope on that same joke, I think they really do care about each other..."

*He rolls the d4, and waits to see if anything happens*

Which one?

[Saurous]

Which one?

"Dad told me it was back in maybe the second thread. There was the threat of an Ayya attack or something, and Dad pulled out an indestructible desk to hide under, and MC asked if she could join him, and Magtok continued from there."


Ah. Your dad seems a bit jealous. :P

Oh, and those dice don't cause anything. The green ones are Comprehension. Wicked awesome on homework and puzzling situations.

*flicks over the black d12*...that's a dice of Power. Those things...it's good to be inside for. :)

"...yeah. He causes violence when he feels upset about something. I guess jealously can cause that."

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

"Dad told me it was back in maybe the second thread. There was the threat of an Ayya attack or something, and Dad pulled out an indestructible desk to hide under, and MC asked if she could join him, and Magtok continued from there."



"...yeah. He causes violence when he feels upset about something. I guess jealously can cause that."

So, wait, Moon and Saurous aren't...
Then where heck did YOU come fro-
Oh yeah...

Can I have a die? And an explanation of what they do?

[Saurous]

So, wait, Moon and Saurous aren't...
Then where heck did YOU come fro-
Oh yeah...

Can I have a die? And an explanation of what they do?


"No, no, they are. I meant 'Magtok continued from there' with the jokes and everything. You know, he carried on with the jokes for a while?"

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Oh. Why joke about something that's true?

Oh, wait. This is MAGTOK we're talking about.

[Cobra_Ikari]

So Moon's single? ...cool.

...mkay, the black ones are Power, they make crazy explosions and such. The green ones are Comprehension, help with understanding. The blue ones are Knowing, they tell you cool little trivia. The Red ones are Awesomeness, they make you...well, awesomer. And the silvery ones are Roguishness, for becoming a ninja, and the gold ones...well, those, I won't let you roll. :)

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

So...hmm.
Here, catch!

*tosses a mongoose at Ikari*
*grabs the gold dice and runs off*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Oh crap. This is not good.

We need an old priest and a young priest.

[Saurous]

So Moon's single? ...cool.

*Cannon fire suddenly comes from the cieling. The blast intentionally misses Cobra*

I'm not going to miss the next time you say that.

"Do not mess with my mom. That will end badly for all involved."

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*begins rolling dice*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Cannon fire suddenly comes from the cieling. The blast intentionally misses Cobra*

I'm not going to miss the next time you say that.

"Do not mess with my mom. That will end badly for all involved."

Your dad is a jerk, man. I don't wanna mess up your family. She seems cool enough, though.

Crap. Fus, what did you roll?

[Saurous]

*Maur ducks for cover*

Nah, I'm only a jerk to those I dislike.

Wait, how did I get out here?

*Saurous also ducks for cover*

[Madmal]

Malina suddenly spouts

am i seeing visions? or is Fus a girl now?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Umm, a gold 12 sided die, it landed on 7, a gold 4 sided die, landed on 4, 20 sided, landed on 12, and a 6 sided one, landed on 2.

Oh, and you aren't seeing things, Mal.

[Saurous]

"Is that bad?"

I only hope that that wasn't considered a very good roll...

[Cobra_Ikari]

...well...let's see...

*flips through handbook*...

...one of us...is growing a tumor. And you drowned half the citizens of a small kingdom.

[Saurous]

...so no immediate danger, but who recieved the tumor? :smalleek:

[Cobra_Ikari]

...umm...the third of us to touch the d4.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

*rolls all of them multiple times*
[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]

[Saurous]

"The...uh...golden d4, right?"

*Maur drops the green d4 he was holding*

*Saurous and Maur take a few steps away from Fus*

Fus just doomed us all, didn't she?

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Yeah, probably.

[Saurous]

Not that that's different than normal, but I didn't expect my doom to be caused by magical dice. :smalleek:

[Korith]

[roll0]

Let's see what happens...

[Goblin Music]

Hey CI do you have bone dice?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I'll save you! ... Friends!"

Fullbladder's pitiously goodly shout occurs as he suddenly throws himself ontop of the dice Fus rolled.

"....."

"Honestly, I expected an earth-shattering kaboom."

[Castaras]

Eh, what's happening?

Nothing much. Hang on, some of my pies have gone missing...

* Checks pies *

Crap. Love pies gone. And that looks like Magtok's DNA, which means he's stolen loads. Can't take the chance...

* Blindfolds self *

[Goblin Music]

i was up so i did not get hit *puts RC stuff away*

[Madmal]

wait, what? i think i ate some of those...
*also blindfolds self*

[Goblin Music]

meh can't be to careful *blindfolds self*

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Eh, I don't need a blindfold.

And I'm still wondering if the dice have brought upon the end of the world yet.

[Madmal]

hey, Fus, if i can ask....why were you a girl that other day?

[Castaras]

Hmm. I have a new pie I want to test on someone. Someone offline, who will probably come online soon, who I want to get my revenge on...

* Drinks anti-love potion *

Well that sorts out one part.

* Takes off blindfold *

Now then...

* Picks up new cuteifying pie and stuffs it in Magtok's face *

[Madmal]

ooohhh..i'm curious, what does it have?

[Castaras]

Should turn him into some cute fluffy creature. Pure torture for him...:smallamused:

[Goblin Music]

yea great.

[Madmal]

someone wants to bet on what he will transform , if he transforms?

[Castaras]

One of those little robotic doggys? :smallamused:

[Madmal]

I'll say some kind of Robo cat, cats are said to be evil...

[Goblin Music]

(
there is no such thing as a nice cat! )
((as a queen shall say))

[Castaras]

I know some quite nice cats actually. :smallannoyed:

* Black short haired cat appears out of kitchen *

Yeh, they're planning to take over the world. Big deal. I like cats.

[Korith]

<_<

Meow meow meow? Meow meow meow meow mew mew meow. Meow. Meow? Meow meow. Meow! Mew mew Meow, meow. Meow.

((What, the golems? Yes, they're ready for you in the lab. Yes. Payment? The usual. No discount! Yes I remembered to add the catnip. A pleasure doing business with you, Emperor))

[Castaras]

* Gasp *

How dare you use such language on these forums!

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok awakens from his slumber in his new room, descends from the ceiling, and begins placing C4 in all his rooms.

He blows everything that he ever owned in AMEN up, with the exception of himself and the clothes he wears.

He then walks over to a corner, and the much-hated cyborg begins to sob loudly for some unknown reason.*

[Castaras]

Let me guess:

Attention seeking?
Unrequited love?
Bored?
Evil Plan failed?
Son coming to kill you?
Transformed into little creature?
Made to come off Giantitp?
Can't eat pizza anymore?
Must leave AMEN?

:smallconfused:

[Lord Magtok]

Let me guess:

Attention seeking?
Unrequited love?
Bored?
Evil Plan failed?
Son coming to kill you?
Transformed into little creature?
Made to come off Giantitp?
Can't eat pizza anymore?
Must leave AMEN?

:smallconfused:

Combination of these two, and the fact that I realized my life's work is meaningless and pointless. I can't possibly hope to crush the gods of light, I can't possibly retake my world, when it is so strongly defended by its noble hero of justice, and I can't even get a damn nuke to blow up a small, mostly-ignored country without some British jerk coming to blow everything up and rub the fact that he gets all the girls, and I'm bitter and alone in my face.

My life is worthless. My efforts are in vain, and any chance at redemption or happiness was lost long ago.

[Korith]

*Applaud*

I think they'll buy that one.

Now, I'll just build that simulacrum of yourself and when the heroes defeat it and count all the Magtok's they've destroyed, you should be able to rebuild.

[Castaras]

* Sigh *

Has your depression personality become dominant?

[Korith]

((It's okay...I transmuted his C4 into cake, and manifested a regional illusion of a trashed base. His depressed self doesn't even bother turning on it's true seeing...))

[Lord Magtok]

* Sigh *

Has your depression personality become dominant?

No. I've simply decided to stop living in a fantasy world, and accept the fact that I'm a worthless, mutilated freak who should've kicked the bucket long ago.

Oh, and I know Korith transmuted the C4. I'll get back to work blowing everything up again. *Does that.*

[Castaras]

Fine. Just keep away from my kitchen. Blowing that up will make you even more depressed when you realise you have no source of food.

[Lord Magtok]

Fine. Just keep away from my kitchen. Blowing that up will make you even more depressed when you realise you have no source of food.

I'm not depressed. I'm simply being realistic, and accepting my pathetic fate.

*The son of Magtok arrives, notices Magtok has already blown up everything and is an emotional wreck, and decides to leave before anyone notices him arriving.*

[Castaras]

Ok... :smallconfused:

[Korith]

*Scribbles note*

Contageous transmutation experiment successful. Note to self: Ensure base only looks destroyed during the next move. Designate as code name "broom closet". Use to host Golem Reserve Force.

[Lord Magtok]

*The cyborg of AMEN soon realizes that he stil has yet to truly finish wiping away the memories of his now-past obsession with revenge against the light gods.

He messily rips out a chunk of the metal side of his face with his hand, and then heads into the ruins of a lab to surgically remove the rest of his cybernetics.*

Magtok, what are you doing?

Wha-? Who are you?

The robot half of you. I demand to know why you are killing us.

I decided the mission is over. We shouldn't bother trying to stop those divine menaces. They're too powerful.

So you are giving up?

What other choice do I have? Now hold still so I can remove you and use the growth serum to regrow my other half human again.

No. I'm not letting you quit. We've fought this war for years, we're not stopping now. What will the others think when you're a full-blooded human?

They'll think I made the right choice, and saved AMEN from my son, the Gods of Good, and the Machine.

You disgust me, meatbag. The battle is win-able, you just need to try harder.

You hear their philosphical debates. Evil can't exist without good. There'll always be a force out to get me.

[Castaras]

Ah, so the philosophy has beaten you. Makes sense now. Well kinda.

Maybe they did all that philosophy just as a plot to get you to go all depressed? Probably is some sort of plot, so I'm not lying this time. Hang on, I white texted this, didn't I?
Pity really if you destroy yourself. I mean, if you're destroyed who will I have to try my potions on first hand? Not including anyone else of course, but I won't - Hey! Stop reading this!

[Lord Magtok]

You heard the meatbag woman. You don't have to kill yourself. Now lets begin rebuilding these ruins.

I'm not going to continue with a pointless mission to stop a Good I can't possibly destroy.

Yes, you will. It is what you were made for, Magtok. To fight in the never-ending war of alignment, fighting for order and darkness, a combination respected and chosen by few.

But why? Whats the point? What does it accomplish?

On a cosmic scale, nothing. On a much smaller scale, you will one day drastically transform one person's view of the universe. That one person will make a difference, and Good will suffer greatly.

Wait...you can see the future?

I see that in an analysis of various personalities in AMEN, one matches up with your own in more ways than you think.

Could you be a bit less cryptic?

No. The time will come when you make a difference. For now, clean up your mess, meatbag, and continue to fight the almighty fight against chaos and good.

[Castaras]

For now, clean up your mess, meatbag, and continue to fight the almighty fight against chaos and good.

'Ere now, you don't want to be fighting chaos. Good is alright, but chaos is fun. Actually, law and chaos are both fun.

[Deathcow]

Yay! Philosophy saves the day! ((Man, I love philosophy. There's no argument that you can't bog down in an endless discussion of semantics.))

[Korith]

Oh! Devil cybernetics!

*taps on a spare brain*

Have you met Liresalos, my Grandfather?

[Lord Magtok]

*Magtok steps out of the ruins of his own lab, grabs some wires, and begins to rebuild.*

You remember how much fun you had building this lab? How you spent the whole time thinking about what your first clone was going to do to "the sorry fool who thought he killed you"?

Yes.

Do you remember that wire, and the robot who comically killed himself with it as you laughed at him?

Yes.

Magtok, we are more than mere cold metal crafted by your hands. We are your children, and always will be as long as you care for us.

Machine...is there something you'd like me to call you?

As your creation and part of you, I need no name other than the one we share. But if you insist, I'd like to be known as "The Reborn." For I, a mere machine, have restored you to the path of life you were going to end.

Fine, Reborn. How come you never used to talk to me?

You didn't need my aid. You need it now.

Okay, then. But are you going to keep talking to me, or just go back to being silent?

I will speak with you when I deem it neccesary, or when you ask me to, master.

Why do I suddenly feel sappy and Good and all fuzzy inside? :smallyuk:

Because you finally have someone who cares about your well-being. Yourself.

You aren't Good, are you? :smallconfused:

No. I simply wish to aid my dark lord in his time of need, and return to the path of fighting the random, happy humans of Chaos and Light.

[Castaras]

No. I simply wish to aid my dark lord in his time of need, and return to the path of fighting the random, happy humans of Chaos and Light.

Corrected for you.

[Deathcow]

Aha! Magtok, your cybernetic self is Good, even if he doesn't admit it to himself. By caring for you, he has shown that even he, a so-called merciless machine, he has good inside of him, for surely care cannot exist without goodwill, and goodwill cannot exist without Good.

[Saurous]

Aha! Magtok, your cybernetic self is Good, even if he doesn't admit it to himself. By caring for you, he has shown that even he, a so-called merciless machine, he has good inside of him, for surely care cannot exist without goodwill, and goodwill cannot exist without Good.

Not necessarily. One can have Good feelings without having to be considered Good.

For example, "Love"-commonly referred to as a "Good" feeling- can be experienced by an Evil person without them being Good.

[Lord Magtok]

Aha! Magtok, your cybernetic self is Good, even if he doesn't admit it to himself. By caring for you, he has shown that even he, a so-called merciless machine, he has good inside of him, for surely care cannot exist without goodwill, and goodwill cannot exist without Good.

I am but a part of my lord, and by caring for him, I care for myself. However, I feel no qualms about ripping out YOUR vital organs and consuming them raw.

But I'm not a cannibal-

-I know, master. It would travel through my systems, not yours. Your digestive tract would remain clean of the filth.

But it matters not, as we have repairs to attend to, and bovine, you have business of your own, correct? Mind it, and leave me to mind my business.

[Korith]

Aha! Magtok, your cybernetic self is Good, even if he doesn't admit it to himself. By caring for you, he has shown that even he, a so-called merciless machine, he has good inside of him, for surely care cannot exist without goodwill, and goodwill cannot exist without Good.

Spits out laughing

If evil couldn't care for others, then it wouldn't be able to sustain itself. The fact is, evil beings can care for others quite effectively. Just think of the long historical ranks of romantic villains! The motivation of that care, however, is an entirely different subject.

[Castaras]

If evil couldn't care for others, then it wouldn't be able to sustain itself. The fact is, evil beings can care for others quite effectively. Just think of the long historical ranks of romantic villains! The motivation of that care, however, is an entirely different subject.

And to prove this, take a look at Saurous and MC. They love each other, are evil. They love their little ickle babbykins Maur, going as far as preventing him from going through with the sacrifice of paladin kids to the dark gods for fear he would be killed. They educate their little evil mastermind with much tender love and care. This doesn't make them good. Just makes them dark grey rather than black. Much more interesting as a villain.

[Lord Magtok]

All this good/evil talk is giving me a headache. Could we end it now?

My lord, your head is experiencing no pain-

I meant that the discussion was annoying me.

I see.

Back to repairs, Reborn.

Yes, master. I see we're almost finished with the clone labs. Does it not suprise you nobody thought to kill you when you were very much a mortal?

Shut up, or they'll hear you!

It matters not. The clone lab is nearly finished, and an android will soon emerge from the ruins to aid in rebuilding.

Okay...whew, I was scared for a moment there...

[Castaras]

Yes, master. I see we're almost finished with the clone labs. Does it not suprise you nobody thought to kill you when you were very much a mortal?

Because if you died it would be one less person to throw potions and food at.

[Saurous]

And to prove this, take a look at Saurous and MC. They love each other, are evil. They love their little ickle babbykins Maur, going as far as preventing him from going through with the sacrifice of paladin kids to the dark gods for fear he would be killed. They educate their little evil mastermind with much tender love and care. This doesn't make them good. Just makes them dark grey rather than black. Much more interesting as a villain.

So, I've become a good example of what it means to be a "Nice" villain?

[Castaras]

Not really "Nice", more of, "More interesting" than a pure black hearted munchkin bent only on destruction.

[Lord Magtok]

Not really "Nice", more of, "More interesting" than a pure black hearted munchkin bent only on destruction.

You mean PirateMonk? Yeah, he's the reason why I decided to be Lawful. Because he makes Chaos look annoying and random.

[Saurous]

You mean PirateMonk? Yeah, he's the reason why I decided to be Lawful. Because he makes Chaos look annoying and random.

Basic definition of Chaos.

[Castaras]

Meh. Anything chaotic going to happen y'think? Or is law gonna prevail today? If I want to stay neutral evil I need to do something lawful and chaotic today.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...hmm...alright, Castaras!

*begins summoning Chaos*

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe bursts out from under his bolted shield. Ah...hey, I think I turned evil. Cool! Chaos is coming? Well I better set up... Vespe sets up the Oots adventure game.

[Castaras]

Chaos? You mean Mr. Soak? I don't need milk or yogurts at the moment, thanks.

But I guess he's coming anyway.

* Grabs potionizing pistol and pieanizing gun *

[Cobra_Ikari]

...you know...this is really hard to do alone...*looks meaningfully around the room*

[Vespe Ratavo]

Huh? Oh, all right. Vespe walks over and helps to summon Chaos.

@^Er...,must...resist...;-) Kinky. Failure....

[Castaras]

Well when you've summoned him, call me.

* Wanders off in random direction *

[Cobra_Ikari]

*sits back and watches Vespe do all the work*

[Saurous]

Meh. Anything chaotic going to happen y'think? Or is law gonna prevail today? If I want to stay neutral evil I need to do something lawful and chaotic today.

I was planning on getting movie night to start up again. That'll cause some chaos. And I wanted to do it for...other reasons. :smallwink:

*Happiness and Maur walk in, carrying a loveseat over their heads*

Where'd you want me to put this?

...I told you guys to get rid of that thing.

But...but...I already finished making the "Reserved for Mo-"

...*Sigh* Fine, just...go put it in the TV room.


Huh? Oh, all right. Vespe walks over and helps to summon Chaos.

@^Er...,must...resist...;-) Kinky. Failure....

When you finish summoning him, I'll be over here, ready to kill it.

[Castaras]

Eh whatever. Be something to do while we wait for chaos.

[Vespe Ratavo]

A rift in dimensions appears above the altar, and pure Chaos spills through into the world.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s27/Vespe_Ratavo/chaos.jpg
Transliterate the Larry happy clam?

Vespe kneels.

((Dibs on being Chaos, since I did all the work))

[Lord Magtok]

When you finish summoning him, I'll be over here, ready to kill it.

And I'll be over there, with a giant cybernetic suit of armor, equipped with spoiler-nukes, lasers, and anti-chaos torpedoes.

Edit: So this is Chaos? We can kill this thing, right?

[Castaras]

Now what happens if Chaos gets blasted by personality potion?

* Blasts Chaos with personality potion *

[Vespe Ratavo]

Chaos does a little jig. LEEROY JENKINS! Chaos catches the potion and throws it all the way to Trogs Tavern. Yes, it throws through subforums.

[Castaras]

Pity PM isn't on at this moment. We could let him and Chaos fight it out while we go do something else more interesting.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Chaos cries. Castaras hurt its feelings.

Fine. I'm going home. Chaos jumps back into the dimensional rift.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The television flickers on. Events that never happened involving people who never existed flash across the screen before it settles upon a foreign image of AMEN members and a cliff. Magtok can be seen, milling about like a lamb. Upon the lciff stand Fullbladder and some strange parodied incarnation of Saurous. The sun shines darkly behind them.

"Look down there, Saurous. On that troubled Cyborg below us, confusion and chaos reign. All Magtok is facing an epic choice: a world of vengence, or a world of acceptance. Which will it be?"

Corny music and credits ensue, but the television turns off before it actually gets anywhere near the plot.

[Castaras]

Ha. Chaos is easy to defeat.

* Closes rift *

And so, movie time?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Sure. Vespe puts up the projector and starts 300 before anyone can object. He sits on the couch and summons some mozzarella sticks.

[Saurous]

I was actually hoping that-

...aw, too late.

*He sits down on the couch*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*sits on the couch*

...how about we settle the choice of movie in a fair way?

[Lord Magtok]

Hey guys, I've realized something.

My backstory has been rewritten several times now, and it has actually changed to suit the scene.

If whoever did this to me can change history itself, maybe they can help us destroy all that is Good.

[Castaras]

Hmm...I think it's these things called "Players" and "DMs".

[Vespe Ratavo]

EDIT: Simu'd. Darn.
Hmm...I suppose so. I think I know what happened to you Magtok. You see, we're all controlled by these things called "players" and they just do this for some sort of sick twisted fun. So what you need to do is....

Vespe's player seals Vespe's mouth shut. He shrugs and continues watching the movie. He attempts to insert a mozzarella stick in his ear.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Hey guys, I've realized something.

My backstory has been rewritten several times now, and it has actually changed to suit the scene.

If whoever did this to me can change history itself, maybe they can help us destroy all that is Good.

He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.

...it's not that hard to change history, Magtok. :)

[Vespe Ratavo]

THAT'S IT! Vespe's mouth rips open. He runs over to the middle of the floor and begins building a large circular gate.

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...I think it's these things called "Players" and "DMs".

Hmm...maybe if I just try to retell the whole thing, this player won't be able to tamper with it anymore without the change being incredibly obvious.

My real name is Kotgam-Drol, of the world Arr-El. No, not RL. Arr-El. :smallannoyed:

My parents were killed by a pair of thugs who also mutilated me, and who called themselves heroes, and ever since then, I've fought Light and Chaos, the primary aspects of those damned rogues that mutilated me.

After taking over my homeworld, my son led a rebellion to destroy my fascist rule.

I died by his hands, and found my soul drifting in the endless void that is the playground. Eventually, I found my body, attached myself to Psyke_D's Evil Inc., and helped create what we now call AMEN and EVIL.

The rest is history.

...That should stop any further alterations, right?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Not if this works! Vespe stands up. He presses a button, and the gate gets a purple glow in it. Behold! The VR Time Gate! Now I'm off to kill all your great-grandparents. Toodles! Vespe leaps into the time-gate.

((Nice backstory Magtok.))

[Cobra_Ikari]

...and...

*closes gate*

...there. 1 down, far too many to go.

*peels off "VR Time Gate" sticker to reveal "Interdimensional Prison" label*

[Lord Magtok]

Not if this works! Vespe stands up. He presses a button, and the gate gets a purple glow in it. Behold! The VR Time Gate! Now I'm off to kill all your great-grandparents. Toodles! Vespe leaps into the time-gate.

((Nice backstory Magtok.))

((It'll be rewritten and changed about a million more times before I finally get it right. And then I'll change it anyway because I dislike something minor.))

Not if I can help it! *Chases after Vespe with a chicago typewriter.*


*peels off "VR Time Gate" sticker to reveal "Interdimensional Prison" label*

Wha-? *Stops just in time to avoid falling into the prison.*

[Vespe Ratavo]

In a flash of plot, another time gate appears that can only be operated by Magtok and Vespe. This one may be used to view people in the past. It seems Vespe is talking with Magtoks great grandmother in a bar.

[Lord Magtok]

It appears she is actually an evil sorceress, and realizes what Vespe is doing in time to summon a demonic monster to kill him.

Magtok watches from a distance, in horrible fear of the woman who is to become an old hag that once stuck a knife in young magtok's eye about a century later.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe runs out of the bar and down the street, observing as many things as possible to lessen the chance of Magtok killing him. ((Observer effect. Basically, if you see something in the past, it happened. Tough. :smalltongue: ))

Vespe uses Time Travel to go find Castaras' dad. Unfortunately, it bugs and Vespe finds himself in 1966.

(( @^Poor Maggy. :smallfrown: ))

[Saurous]

*Saurous turns off the projector, and turns the couches to the portal*

This is more entertaining than 300 anyways...

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe teams up with Dr. Evil and they make an elaborate plan to take over the world by controlling all the worlds cats. They begin building the cat control beam.

[Lord Magtok]

*Magtok suddenly realizes he is trapped about a hundred years before his time, in a time ruled by the Chaotic offspring of a God of Light.*

Oh crap, I'm stuck here. And I'm going to probably screw something up and end myself.

Say stranger, you look familiar.

Great-Grandpa? Is that you?

Wha-? What are you talking about?

Nevermind. Nothing. Just forget I ever existed, okay?

Whatever.

Now how the hell am I going to get out of-

Master, allow me. I can fix the damage that has been done, and bring us back to AMEN. However, we will have to sacrifice the remainder of this post in the process.

Good. Do it.

As you wish...

[Vespe Ratavo]

Austin Powers bursts in and Dr. Evil and him have a climactic showdown, while Vespe freezes himself.

There is a knocking coming from the fridge.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...agreed, Saurous.

*kicks back*

[Vespe Ratavo]

As Vespe is now in the fridge apparently, the portal changes to a scene from the Battle of Thermoplaye (ironic, no?). Vespe appears to be leading the Spartans. He is dressed in Spartan-II garb, and blasting away Immortals with a rocket launcher.

There is a note on the fridge that says, "Do not open, otherwise there will be a paradox."

[Lord Magtok]

*Magtok suddenly finds himself in the wrong time period and wrong place. The Rise of Kotgam Drol, the year when he used massive political assassinations to come into power, is happening now. People are in the streets, screaming, looting, and killing.*

Crap. Not my own rise to power! I wanted to go to AMEN! *Is warped again.*

*Ends up in SW Ep. V.*

Vader: No, I am your fath...wha?

Magtok: Hey Vader, its me, Magtok. Remember? That Imperial Academy?

Vader: Look, I'm in the middle of something right now...

Magtok: Oh, sorry. See you later, and good luck with the son of Skywalker. *Warps back to AMEN.*

Bout time I got back here.

[Mr. Moon]

*looks around* What the heck is going on here? It's like a bad parody... only it's not funny.

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Does anyone have a scroll of dispel magic so this curse will go away?

[Vespe Ratavo]

The Time Gate flashes "Paradox Alert!" The Spartans at the battle of Thermoplaye turn into Spartan-IIs. The Persians turn into the Covenant. The battle continues with SMG's and Energy Blades.

But Vespe is turned into a badly drawn mix of the two Spartan types...
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s27/Vespe_Ratavo/Teh_spartan.jpg

The battle continues.

[Saurous]

That's...odd...

Not that I'm surprised by Vespe being at the battle of Thermoplaye, but because there appear to be some sort of creatures falling from the sky on top of him.

*Several portals appear in the sky above Vespe and the Spartans. Several very heavy creatures fall from them, aiming at Vespe. Will-o-the-Wisps follow after, who only appear to be there for dramatic lighting effects*


*looks around* What the heck is going on here? It's like a bad parody... only it's not funny.

We were going to try the movie thing again, but it somehow ended with Vespe getting lost in time. It's really quite funny, actually.

[Lord Magtok]

*looks around* What the heck is going on here? It's like a bad parody... only it's not funny.


We were going to try the movie thing again, but it somehow ended with Vespe getting lost in time. It's really quite funny, actually.

Maybe if we're lucky, Vespe will get lost and won't come back! :smallbiggrin:

[Mr. Moon]

*blank stare* I... see... *look of wonder as she tries to figure out how Vespe got lost in time from watching a movie* Never mind, I don't want to know.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Spartans! Take cover! They all throw down shield grenades and are covered in energy shields. Vespe dodges out of the way of the heavy animals and fires at a Prophet on the field.

KISS shows up and plays "Rock and Roll all Nite."

[Saurous]

*blank stare* I... see... *look of wonder as she tries to figure out how Vespe got sucked into a movie* Never mind, I don't want to know.

It's best not to try and think about it.

*A large bag of popcorn appears in his hands*

Huh. That was convenient.


Maybe if we're lucky, Vespe will get lost and won't come back! :smallbiggrin:

I can only hope...

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Okay, Castaras? Can you make me a potion to cure the items curse?

[Cobra_Ikari]

*blank stare* I... see... *look of wonder as she tries to figure out how Vespe got lost in time from watching a movie* Never mind, I don't want to know.

It actually involdved attempted murder more than a movie...

...*holds some dice out*...care to roll?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe slices a Grunts head off and hurls it at an Elite, who fires at a monkey. The paradox gets worse, as Space Marines, Eldar, and Tau enter the fray. Several of the Persians turn into horrible mutants. A few mind flayers show up as well.

Blind Guardian shows up and plays Battlefield. And smacks in some Space Marine heads.

[Mr. Moon]

So it is. *takes a bite of the popcorn* Needs butter. And salt. *butter and salt apear on the popcorn* Huh. So was that.

[Saurous]

*Saurous glaces at her, and then looks up at the cieling*

I wonder if it were possible to get several hundred thousand gold pieces...

*A massive bag of gold lands on the floor in front of the couch*

Sweet!

[Mr. Moon]

...

I want a puppy!

*nothing happens*

Damn...

[Cobra_Ikari]

I wonder if it would be possible to give Saurous a 10,000 lb anvil...

*looks over Saurous's head expectantly*

...well, damn. Guess I'll just stick with the dice...