ti'esar
2014-12-17, 10:21 PM
With the permission of its original caretaker, Fawkes (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?19574-Fawkes), I have decided to restart the Order of the Stick Graveyard, commemorating all those who have died over the course of the comic, the good and the evil, the lawful and the chaotic. As per the original thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?230181-The-Graveyard), the deceased are listed in roughly chronological order.
This list is only partially updated, and I'd appreciate feedback on anything that is missing. Credit again belongs to Fawkes as the creator of the original.
Before Dungeon Crawlin' Fools
The Gods of the East
"Why?"
Apollo, Ares, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Aphrodite, Zeus and the rest of the gods of the East were all slain by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html). However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
The First Universe
"Millions of souls cried out in anguish, dying with prayers to impotent gods on their lips."
The inhabitants of the first universe created by the gods were all destroyed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html) along with the Gods of the East, all within twenty-seven minutes. It's possible that this world may still exist, inside of the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html).
The Dark One
"We do not wish to conquer humanity. We wish to share this-"
The purple-skinned leader of the goblinoids was slain by an assassin during a meeting with human leaders. He later ascended to godhood.
One Million Humans
"In one year, they killed over one million humans in retribution for the Dark One's murder."
After the Dark One was killed, his army launched a massive counterattack against the humans.
Barbarian Shaman
"I had a different name when I was alive - 200 years ago."
200 years ago, a lizardfolk barbarian shaman with an unknown name died and rose as the vampire known as Malack (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0874.html). Though Malack considers himself to have lived as this shaman, revelations about the nature of vampirism (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0946.html) indicate that they were separate entities.
Malack's Brothers
"I remember the taste of their blood far more vividly than any fraternal bond, though."
Before he became a vampire, Malack had seven brothers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0878.html). They aren't around anymore.
Barky
"Woof."
Xykon's dog died of unknown causes and was subsequently reanimated by Xykon 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Bird
"CAW!!"
A bird was killed by the newly-reanimated Barky 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Grandma
”Brains.”
Xykon animated his grandmother as a zombie after she died. It is unknown whether he had a hand in her demise.
Professor Xavion
"Respect is earned through your actions, young man.”
The leader of the S-Men was killed and reanimated by Xykon 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Ma and Pa
”No, no!” “Oh gods!”
Xykon used the zombies of his grandmother and Professor Xavion to kill his own parents 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Violet
"Nice to meet you."
A young woman named Violet died an unknown amount of time before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. She dated Eugene Greenhilt (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0039.html) in the afterlife for some time, but broke up with him after her great-great-granddaughter fulfilled the oath (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html) that had kept her out of the Upper Planes.
Mijung
"Just a moment, dear. I think it- guh."
Soon Kim's wife was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0275.html) sixty-six years (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) before the Order of the Stick's trial at Azure City. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible she wasn't actually killed.
Cleric of the Dark One (and Chicken)
"That didn't work out so hot for him."
65 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan, a goblin Cleric discovered a rift to the Snarl. While attempting to send a chicken through the rift, both the Cleric and the chicken were consumed by the Snarl. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
Crimson Goblins
"Ooooooooo... sparkly..."
After being risen as a god, the Dark One bestowed a red cloak, the Crimson Mantle, upon a chosen cleric. This cleric was killed by Kraagor, and his men slain by the Order of the Scribble, but the Mantle was passed down for generations. Many of the bearers have been slain by the Sapphire Guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html).
Kraagor
"Raging makes Kraagor a thirsty boy."
The dwarf barbarian of the Order of the Scribble was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) while sealing one of the five rifts. The gate at the site of his death was turned into a tomb by Serini Toormuck and protected with the strongest monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) she could find. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible he wasn't actually killed.
Soon Kim
"Only the honor of a paladin is unbreakable - even by death itself."
The leader of the Order of the Scribble died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) many years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His ghost, along with those of the rest of the Sapphire Guard, protected the gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)in the Azure City throne room until it was destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0462.html) by Miko Miyazaki, at which point he was forced to return to the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html).
Lord Ronjo
"And when my father passed on, the duty and all of the secrets passed on to me."
Shojo's father, the previous commander of the Sapphire Guard, died 47 years before (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) the Order of the Stick arrived in Azure City.
Horace Greenhilt
"I was long in my grave before either of you were more than a gleam in my boy Eugene's eye."
Roy's grandfather, a fighter, died long before Roy was born. They have since met in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html).
Monsters
"The squad was led by a clever and heroic young sergeant who had slain many monsters in her time."
Before the mission that cost her arm, Sigdi Thundershield had killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html) many monsters that threatened the dwarven people, including trolls.
Dwarven Soldiers
"Och, ye two are married now!"
According to Durkon's Uncle Thirden, at least two of the soldiers in his mother Sigdi's squad were killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html) by a draconic troll that proved immune to their flaming weapons. Others were killed by the cave-in that buried the troll.
Tenrin Thundershield
"...Then I haf an idea."
According to Durkon's Uncle Thirden, Durkon's father sacrificed himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html) to save his mother and the surviving members of her squad from a part-dragon troll before Durkon was born.
Leeron the Unlucky
"R.I.P. We mean it this time."
True to his name, Leeron the Unlucky died four times in the year 1041.
Fyron Pucebuckle and Son
"Very well, hand it-"
Eugene Greenhilt's master was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0078.html) forty years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon attacked Fyron and stole an artifact (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0434.html) from his collection. Fyron proved a better caster than Xykon, but Xykon managed to kill Fyron by bludgeoning him to death with his own Wizzy award. According to Roy, Xykon also killed Fyron's son (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html).
Four Other Fyrons
"Do you have any idea how many people I've killed in front of their loved ones?"
Xykon claims to have killed a total of five different people (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html) named Fyron in Cliffport.
Redcloak's Tribe
"Come and meet your doom, roundteeth! I'll take you all down with me!"
All of Redcloak's family and friends were killed by crusading paladins of Azure City 34 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His mentor, mother, uncle, older brother, and younger sister were among the slain. Only Redcloak and his younger brother Right-Eye survived.
Crusading Paladins
"You evil scum, the holy light of-"
Several of the paladins who attacked Redcloak's village were slain: two by his elder brother, four by his mentor, two by his uncle, and one by Redcloak himself.
Swamp Paladins
"Please, sir, I have a wife and child back home! Have mercy! AARRGH!!"
Several paladins and soldiers guarding a fortress in a swamp were killed by Xykon 30 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Swamp Lizardfolk
"Those scaly-assed jerkwads have some nerve, don't they?"
Many of the lizardfolk who attacked the swamp paladins were killed by Xykon.
Ekdysdioksosiirwo
"My name is not "Scaly." My name is Ekdysdioksosiirwo, Viridian Lord of-"
The "Viridian Lord" of the lizardfolk was zapped by Xykon because his name was too long to remember.
Redcloak's Goblins
"Urk!"
The goblin army raised by Redcloak to capture Lirian's Gate was destroyed. Many were killed by Lirian's defenders, but several were killed by a poorly placed Cloudkill spell from Xykon. The few survivors were later killed by Xykon while testing out his newfound lich abilities.
Lirian's Defenders
"I regret that I have but nine hit points to give for my country."
Many of the elves and monsters Lirian enlisted to help defend her gate were killed by Xykon and his goblins.
Xykon
"C'mon, let's get undead."
After being imprisoned by Lirian, the sorcerer Xykon died and was transformed into a lich by Redcloak 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Lirian
"Even if you locate them, my friends will stop you from conquering the other four Gates."
The elven druid of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon then bound her soul to a gem which he kept in his pocket and animated her body as a zombie. Shojo had been trying to find her since the destruction of her gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0290.html), but was unable to determine what had become of her.
Beezlebuddy's Waitress
"Is everything okay? I can get you another-"
The server at the Evil Diner was killed by Xykon soon after he became a lich. As an outsider, she wasn't technically "killed," but no one's really sure what happens when outsiders die.
Girard Draketooth
"Say hello to your barnyard gods for me."
The Order of the Scribble's illusionist and tracker died of unknown causes (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0846.html) over 20 years before the Order of the Stick arrived in the Western Continent.
Mia Starshine
"Be better. Both of you. Be better than this town. Than all of this."
Haley's mother died of an arrow wound (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0772.html) when Haley was still a little girl.
Eric Greenhilt
"wanna play blocks with me?"
Roy's little brother died in an accident 18 years before Roy's own death. They have since been reunited in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0496.html).
Ninja Valedictorian
"I am salutatorian no more!"
The valedictorian of Ninja School was killed by Therkla (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0509.html) so she could assume his cap and gown.
Poodle Swarm
"Might I suggest "hot dog" as a suitable replacement?"
A swarm of poodles were burned to death by Redcloak during the escape from the circus three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Robin's Parents
"Ooooo, tough break, old chum."
The circus acrobats, revealed to be the parents of Batman's sidekick, were killed by Redcloak three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Eugene Greenhilt
"Gosh, son, thanks for destroying Xykon for me. My spirit will rest easy now."
Roy's father was killed and revived six times before he finally died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0015.html) in the year 1180. His spirit is now stuck on a demiplane (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html) below the Upper Planes until his Blood Oath of Vengeance is fulfilled by his descendants. He has promised Roy that if he ever is allowed onto the Celestial Realm, he will never visit his family (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0500.html).
Sara Greenhilt
"This is the afterlife, Roy, honey."
Roy's mother died of unknown causes 3 years before the death of her son Roy. She now resides in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0494.html).
Bloodmak the Unholy
"Not coming back as a vampire. Honest."
This non-vampire died in the year 1180 and is buried next to Eugene Greenhilt.
High Priest Hurak
"Don't mind if I do."
The high priest of Thor passed away (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) three years before the events in Cliffport.
Aliyara, Ridiziak, and Eriaxnikol
"Help me!" "Somebody-"
Right-Eye's wife and two of his children were killed by adventurers about two years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Of all of Right-Eye's family, only his brother Redcloak and his daughter still live. His daughter's whereabouts are unknown.
Malack's Offspring
"Malack. How's the family?"
Three of Malack's 'children' were killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html) roughly two years before the Order arrived in the Western Continent. Of course, they weren't children in the traditional sense (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0870.html)...
Lord Tyrinar the Bloody
"Have we considered a more democratic form of government?"
The figurehead ruler of Tyranaria was killed by the Empress of Blood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0759.html) some time before the Order of the Stick arrived in the Empire of Blood.
Durkon's Grandfather
"A kick be worth a thousand words."
Durkon's 'granpappy' died of double liver failure (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) one year before the events in Cliffport.
Angels
"Well, huh. That ain't good."
Several angels that were gated into battle by Dorukan were killed by Xykon.
Right-Eye
"Goodbye... Redcloak."
Redcloak killed his brother Right-Eye in order to keep him from killing Xykon and ruining "the plan" six months before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. He was then forced by Xykon to reanimate him as a zombie.
Dorukan
"You have not earned your magic, it came to you in your blood."
The wizard of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0196.html) about six months (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0071.html) before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. While the two were fairly evenly matched, Xykon was able to win the battle by repeatedly casting Energy Drain. Xykon then bound Dorukan's soul into the same gem as Lirian's.
Frog Creature
"Come on, let's pull this back to the village and collect the bounty."
A three-eyed giant frog monster was killed by Roy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0963.html) in one of his first adventures with Durkon.
Inn Patron
"Hide the body! Hide it!"
A guest of the ROB-U While-U-Sleep Inn was killed by Crystal and Chuck three weeks before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Victims
"It wasn't a "knife fight" until you started stabbing people!"
Belkar murdered 15 people in a tavern five days before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Prison Guard
"I'm gonna get fired for sure now!"
Four days before the forming of the Order of the Stick, Belkar murdered the guard on duty after a stray spell from the Wizard's Guild destroyed his prison cell.
Kobolds
"Ha! Missed!"
A group of kobolds died during the Order of the Stick's first random encounter. Only one of the five kobolds was physically killed by the Order, while the other four died of laughter.
178 People
"thog also kill 178 other people when nale tell him to."
Thog killed 178 people, besides the earth fairy, on behalf of Nale before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Dungeon Crawlin' Fools
Xykon's Goblins
"Xykon's dead, so no one is paying us anymore. We surrender."
Except for Redcloak, (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0148.html) all of the goblins employed by Xykon are now deceased, including every goblin from Right-Eye's village. Many were killed by the Order of the Stick, but some were killed by Xykon himself. Any goblins who were not personally slain by the Order were killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon.
Toll Ogres
"Hunh. Hunnerd gold to pass."
A toll ogre and two of his friends (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan. One of the ogres, despite appearances, was actually female, and had been wearing the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html).
Lizardmen
"Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff."
A pair of lizardmen (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0014.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Trigak
"Gak!" "Gak!" "Gak!"
Xykon's "three-for-one" discount mercenary (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0023.html) was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0021.html) after fighting the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Zombie Ogres
"Xykon, my ogres fight for- brains."
A group of ogres under Xykon's employ were killed and reanimated by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html) when they complained about their wages. The resultant zombies were presumably destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon.
Thor's Worshipers
"Oh sweet apathetic gods! Our lives mean nothing!"
A village of Thor worshipers was destroyed by Surtur (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0040.html) while Thor was occupied answering Durkon's prayers.
Goblin Ninjas
"Ninja!"
While the Order of the Stick experienced (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html) trouble (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) fighting Xykon's goblin ninjas, Belkar was able to kill one himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0042.html), and one may or may not have been killed when the Order accidentally set up a Schrödinger’s Cat experiment. The others were likely killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sigil Guardians
"What are you- you're slashing my soft defenseless flesh with your axe! Why??"
In the Dungeon of Dorukan, each of the sigils was guarded by a woman and at least two monsters. The guardian of the Earth Sigil was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0051.html). It is unclear if the monsters protecting her were killed by Roy and Thog, but they were certainly destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon. The guardian of the Fire Sigil was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0052.html), and the monsters were killed in the explosion. The bird monster protecting the Wind Sigil was killed by Haley and Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0053.html). Celia (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0072.html), the guardian of the Wind Sigil, was the only surviving guardian.
Yikyik
"Let's do it."
Belkar's Kobold doppelganger was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0063.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sacrificial Goat
"I can't worship a bloodthirsty vengeance god."
Belkar sacrificed a small goat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0081.html) to Banjo during his brief time of worship.
Jeff
"Tell my wife I love her...and tell my children that I died for a good cause..."
Xykon's newest "Chief Gate Inspector" died after being zapped by Dorukan's Gate. At least four others (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html) died in this same manner.
Fruit Pie the Sorcerer
"Growing... so cold... I regret... nothing..."
This food-filled magic user was killed by goblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Very Easy Encounters
"The two of us can lead you part of the way, but the path is through many dangerous areas."
An unknown number of monsters, including at least one kobold, were defeated and presumably slain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0094.html) by the Order of the Stick while on their way to Xykon's secret lair.
Other People
"Soon, we will arrive at the Passageway of Horrible Death for Other People."
A lot of people died horribly (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0094.html) deep in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Pub Snack Dragons
"The fireball seals in the deep roasted flavor!"
A group of dragons in the Dungeon of Dorukan were killed by the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0099.html) after a barbecue sauce trap (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0098.html) attracted the dragons' attention.
Outdated Monsters
"Ugh, that CAN'T be good for you in the long run."
Several of the monsters controlled by Dorukan's Talisman were killed by the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0059.html). The rest (except the Flumphs) were killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon.
Slack-Jawed Enforcer of an Arbitrary Civilization
"What can the town guard do for you today?"
Nale and Thog's prison guard was killed by Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html).
No Cure for the Paladin Blues
Poor Little Rat
"Squeak?"
A rat in the inn was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0124.html) for XP, but was too low of a Challenge Rating to give him any.
Kuurkk the Anemic, Lokor the Chronically Insecure, and Hak-Tonog the Moderately Incontinent
"Can you excuse me for one moment?"
These three Barbarian Guild members were killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0133.html) as part of a test to join the guild.
Parrot
"I think you're drifting into another sketch, sir."
This parrot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html) is no more! He has ceased to be!
Green Ogre-like Things
"Swanky!"
Two unidentified monsters were killed by Vaarsuvius in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0145.html).
Hobgoblins
"I have a really good feeling about this."
After the supposed "supreme leader" was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0149.html), hobgoblins have been crushed by avalanches (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html), fed to guard monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0192.html), blasted by a silver dragon, marched to exhaustion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0376.html), and attacked by acid-spitting beetles (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0416.html). And that's just before they went to war.
Spider Dudes
"Time for some Insecticide in the First Degree!"
A pair of giant spiders was killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Executioner
"Duly noted. Pull the switch."
Only one of the Wooden Forest bandits was actually killed in the altercation with the Order of the Stick. The would-be executioner was killed by Roy's broken sword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0164.html).
Green Hag
"Ah, got it."
This spellcaster was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0176.html) on the hex grid in Wooden Forest.
Young Black Dragon
"The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
This dragon was disintegrated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html) by Vaarsuvius in the cavern in Wooden Forest.
Samantha
"You'll serve me or you'll die! Hold Person!"
The bandit leader's daughter was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Leader
"You killed my little girl!"
The former Bandit Leader was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Good Monsters
"Fantastic! I am pleased you-"
After Xykon abandoned his tower, numerous good monsters invaded his keep. Most were killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html) when he returned, and many were reanimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0193.html)as zombies.
Magnesium Elemental
"Magnesium. It's toxic and burns at an extremely high temperature."
Redcloak's creative summon was banished by the silver dragon in Xykon's tower. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Silver Dragon
"Your dark blight on the world ends-gurk."
This dragon was killed by Shelby the Dragonslayer in Xykon's tower. He was later animated by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0300.html) and destroyed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html).
Shelby the Dragonslayer
"You suck."
This unfortunate hobgoblin was killed by Xykon after becoming "overqualified for the position of random mook."
Ogre Camp
"I said, we are ready to-"
A tribe of ogres that had kidnapped a dirt farmer were killed fighting the Order of the Stick. Most were killed when Miko congregated them together to be blasted (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0215.html) by Vaarsuvius and Durkon, but several were left for the rest of the party to fight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0219.html).
Half-Ogre with a Spiked Chain
"The combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-"
This ogre's perfect combo (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html) was no match for Roy's cunning.
Larry Gardener
"Stoppus Badguyus!"
This student at Warthog's School of Wizardry and Sorcery was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0253.html).
Kodrog the Slayer and Jim
"It turns out the thing in the darkness is actually-"
These two hobgoblins were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0259.html) because they were blocking his view.
Azure City Prison Guard
"Well, I suppose that's- glurk."
Belkar managed to escape incarceration in Azure City by murdering the prison guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0261.html).
Nachos
"Or nachos!"
This "nourishing fare" was killed by Popcorn during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
Milk Dudes
"Promise me... that you'll... *cough* ...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles... conveniently located by the theater exits..."
This classic refreshment was killed by Pizza during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
War and XPs
Moths
"Don't go towards the light!"
Several moths fell victim to a bug zapper (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0315.html) in Azure City.
Blueriver Fort Soldiers
"Good work, General."
The soldiers at Blueriver Fort were killed by Xykon's army.
Owlbear
"one."
An owlbear is killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html).
Citizens of Cliffport
"I think the killer might be trying to tell us something."
415 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0363.html) innocent civilians (and two innocent police officers) were murdered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0298.html) by Nale and Thog as part of a plan to replace Elan with Nale. There were sixteen different massacres (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0339.html), carefully arranged (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html) to lead the police to a certain location (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0361.html).
Hydra
"...and THAT'S the story of how I made my first million gold pieces."
The Order of the Stick fought a hydra during the Oracle's Test of the Body. Although they didn't actually kill the hydra, many of its individual heads have been removed and served as barbecue (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0326.html).
Leeky's Trees
"Don't worry, my wooden friends! You are well-protected against any lightning attacks! Besides, that bolt struck at least four miles out to sea anyway."
The trees Leeky Windstaff used to terrorize Cliffport were destroyed by Durkon's creative use of the spell Control Weather (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0352.html).
Yokyok
"Oh shi-"
Yikyik's son was killed by a group of 'heroes' hired by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html).
Kitty the Hawk
"You named your hawk, Kitty?"
Leeky Windstaff's animal companion was killed by Roy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0359.html) in Cliffport.
Chief
"I'm getting too old for-"
The chief of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0360.html) as part of his plan to switch places with Elan.
Police Officer
"yay! resisting arrest is fun!"
One of the officers of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0362.html).
Watchtower Guards
"Must warn... Azure City..."
The Azure City soldiers protecting the watchtowers were systematically wiped out (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0370.html) by Xykon and Redcloak.
Teleporting Wizard
"Welcome to Azure City! *hic*"
One of Shojo's strongest wizards was eaten by a giant bird (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0377.html) after drunkenly teleporting the Order of the Stick into its nest. Shojo had intended to revive him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html), but it is doubtful (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0426.html) that he got the chance to do so.
Shojo
"It appears... not everyone... agrees with your... analysis."
Azure City's ruler was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0407.html) after being exposed as a fraud (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0406.html). An attempt was made to resurrect him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0410.html), but his soul was evidently not willing to return.
Azure City Soldiers
"All the rest of us who are too dumb to run, let's show these orange bastards what it means to be an Azurite!"
About 10,000 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Azure City's finest were killed in the assault on Azure City. Soldiers have been crushed by Titanium Elementals (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html), blasted by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html), killed by Xykon and Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0446.html), trampled by hobgoblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0452.html), crushed underfoot by a fiendish mammoth (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), gassed by a Chlorine Elemental (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html), and killed in the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). Many of those who remained in Azure City after the invasion were killed and impaled on spikes (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0510.html).
Hobgoblin Soldiers
"I regret to report that I am no longer fit for duty... Supreme Leader..."
In the battle of Azure City, hobgoblins were skewered by giant spears (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0427.html), sacrificed to build a ramp (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0436.html), massacred by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html), scorched by the Eye of Fear and Flame (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html), and killed by the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). Redcloak had been sacrificing the hobgoblins casually and animated them as zombies in lieu of healing them (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0433.html), but found a change of heart after a hobgoblin sacrificed himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html) to save his life. It has been estimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) that the hobgoblin death toll during the siege of Azure City was about 10,000.
Titanium Elementals
"Paper beats rock."
Three of Redcloak's unorthodox elementals were dismissed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html) by Vaarsuvius. The other two were dealt with by the rest (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0425.html) of the Order of the Stick. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Sangwaan
"Have a good year, my friend."
Azure City's best seer was attacked by Xykon's zombie dragon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0429.html) and thrown from the ramparts. Although she survived the dragon's bite, she was presumably killed by the fall.
Grand Larcenist
"What the- What are you doing?"
This criminal was temporarily released from prison to fight the hobgoblins, where he was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html) while attempting to assassinate Hinjo.
Skeletal Horse
"Sir, we finally have enough corpses to serve as a ramp for your horse."
The Death Knight's mount was disintegrated by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0437.html).
General Chang
"You'll never take this city while I'm alive, monster!"
The leader of Azure City's army was killed by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html)while holding the breach in the Azure City wall.
Death Knight
"Choose your doom, then, chicken-mage: Original Recipe, or Extra Crispy?"
Xykon's overzealous decoy was killed by the severed head (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0441.html)of the zombie dragon.
Roy Greenhilt
"Huh. That's harder to break than I would have expected. Maybe if I-"
The leader of the Order of the Stick was killed by fall damage (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html) after being hit by a Meteor Swarm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html) from Xykon. Haley and Belkar were able to retrieve his corpse (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html). During an attempt by Celia to find an alternate way to revive him, Roy's body was turned into a bone golem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0576.html), which was eventually destroyed by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0649.html). After spending some time in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html), where he was reunited with his mother, younger brother, and grandfather, Roy was finally resurrected (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0665.html) by the reunited Order of the Stick.
Hobgoblin Cleric
"I think... I think there's something in my eye."
This sensitive cleric found himself on the tip of Belkar's knife (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html).
The Sapphire Guard
"Oh Twelve Gods... what have I done?? Forgive me!"
Many paladins of the Sapphire Guard were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html)while defending Soon Kim's gate. Their ghosts (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)arose immediately afterward to continue defending the gate alongside the ghosts of Soon Kim and, presumably, every other member of the Sapphire Guard who had previously died. The ghosts were then destroyed by Xykon and Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0459.html), and will be unable to return, since the gate they were sworn to protect has been destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). The only known survivors are Hinjo, O-Chul, and Lien. It is unclear how many other members of the Sapphire Guard, if any, remain alive.
Blue Ninjas
"That doesn't make any-"
A pair of ninjas Daimyo Kubota hired to kill Hinjo met their fates (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) at the hands of the Huecuva and Durkon.
Huecuva
"Huh?"
Xykon's level-headed decoy was crushed by Durkon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) while attempting to kill Hinjo.
High Priest of the Twelve Gods
"Does a 21 save?"
This high-level cleric was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html) in a duel. While awaiting his final judgment (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html), he discovered that the saving throw he 'failed' was actually a 22, not a 21.
Chlorine Elemental
"kill all humans."
The third of Redcloak's unusual summons was destroyed by Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Kidnapper
"It's so much safer up here!"
This Azure City prisoner was killed by debris (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html) when Tsukiko damaged the prison walls.
Jirix
"Trust me, we're a LOT safer staying right-"
Jirix was decapitated by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0461.html) during the Azure City throne battle. He was raised, and was killed again by O-Chul (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0656.html) during his escape from Xykon's stronghold. He was later resurrected (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0703.html) and made Prime Minister of Gobbotopia.
Miko Miyazaki
"I can live with that."
Miko was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html) due to injuries sustained in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html) of Soon's Gate.
Hobgoblin General
"Truly, there has never been a more spectacular display of magic in the annals of warfare."
Redcloak's general was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Soon's Gate.
Eye of Fear and Flame
"HELLO? ANYONE?"
After being reduced to a skull (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html) by Belkar, Xykon's cowardly look-alike was shattered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html) by Haley.
Vulture
"Here you go, one piping hot pot of fresh vulture stew."
A vulture that had been sitting by Roy's corpse was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html) for stew.
Fiendish Octopus
"No, to the left! THE LEFT, you stupid invertebrate! Grapple her from the- Goddamn it!"
Redcloak's most recent summon was defeated by Lien (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0479.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as the fiendish octopus are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
This list is only partially updated, and I'd appreciate feedback on anything that is missing. Credit again belongs to Fawkes as the creator of the original.
Before Dungeon Crawlin' Fools
The Gods of the East
"Why?"
Apollo, Ares, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Aphrodite, Zeus and the rest of the gods of the East were all slain by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html). However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
The First Universe
"Millions of souls cried out in anguish, dying with prayers to impotent gods on their lips."
The inhabitants of the first universe created by the gods were all destroyed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html) along with the Gods of the East, all within twenty-seven minutes. It's possible that this world may still exist, inside of the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html).
The Dark One
"We do not wish to conquer humanity. We wish to share this-"
The purple-skinned leader of the goblinoids was slain by an assassin during a meeting with human leaders. He later ascended to godhood.
One Million Humans
"In one year, they killed over one million humans in retribution for the Dark One's murder."
After the Dark One was killed, his army launched a massive counterattack against the humans.
Barbarian Shaman
"I had a different name when I was alive - 200 years ago."
200 years ago, a lizardfolk barbarian shaman with an unknown name died and rose as the vampire known as Malack (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0874.html). Though Malack considers himself to have lived as this shaman, revelations about the nature of vampirism (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0946.html) indicate that they were separate entities.
Malack's Brothers
"I remember the taste of their blood far more vividly than any fraternal bond, though."
Before he became a vampire, Malack had seven brothers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0878.html). They aren't around anymore.
Barky
"Woof."
Xykon's dog died of unknown causes and was subsequently reanimated by Xykon 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Bird
"CAW!!"
A bird was killed by the newly-reanimated Barky 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Grandma
”Brains.”
Xykon animated his grandmother as a zombie after she died. It is unknown whether he had a hand in her demise.
Professor Xavion
"Respect is earned through your actions, young man.”
The leader of the S-Men was killed and reanimated by Xykon 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Ma and Pa
”No, no!” “Oh gods!”
Xykon used the zombies of his grandmother and Professor Xavion to kill his own parents 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Violet
"Nice to meet you."
A young woman named Violet died an unknown amount of time before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. She dated Eugene Greenhilt (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0039.html) in the afterlife for some time, but broke up with him after her great-great-granddaughter fulfilled the oath (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html) that had kept her out of the Upper Planes.
Mijung
"Just a moment, dear. I think it- guh."
Soon Kim's wife was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0275.html) sixty-six years (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) before the Order of the Stick's trial at Azure City. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible she wasn't actually killed.
Cleric of the Dark One (and Chicken)
"That didn't work out so hot for him."
65 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan, a goblin Cleric discovered a rift to the Snarl. While attempting to send a chicken through the rift, both the Cleric and the chicken were consumed by the Snarl. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
Crimson Goblins
"Ooooooooo... sparkly..."
After being risen as a god, the Dark One bestowed a red cloak, the Crimson Mantle, upon a chosen cleric. This cleric was killed by Kraagor, and his men slain by the Order of the Scribble, but the Mantle was passed down for generations. Many of the bearers have been slain by the Sapphire Guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html).
Kraagor
"Raging makes Kraagor a thirsty boy."
The dwarf barbarian of the Order of the Scribble was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) while sealing one of the five rifts. The gate at the site of his death was turned into a tomb by Serini Toormuck and protected with the strongest monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) she could find. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible he wasn't actually killed.
Soon Kim
"Only the honor of a paladin is unbreakable - even by death itself."
The leader of the Order of the Scribble died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) many years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His ghost, along with those of the rest of the Sapphire Guard, protected the gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)in the Azure City throne room until it was destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0462.html) by Miko Miyazaki, at which point he was forced to return to the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html).
Lord Ronjo
"And when my father passed on, the duty and all of the secrets passed on to me."
Shojo's father, the previous commander of the Sapphire Guard, died 47 years before (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) the Order of the Stick arrived in Azure City.
Horace Greenhilt
"I was long in my grave before either of you were more than a gleam in my boy Eugene's eye."
Roy's grandfather, a fighter, died long before Roy was born. They have since met in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html).
Monsters
"The squad was led by a clever and heroic young sergeant who had slain many monsters in her time."
Before the mission that cost her arm, Sigdi Thundershield had killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html) many monsters that threatened the dwarven people, including trolls.
Dwarven Soldiers
"Och, ye two are married now!"
According to Durkon's Uncle Thirden, at least two of the soldiers in his mother Sigdi's squad were killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html) by a draconic troll that proved immune to their flaming weapons. Others were killed by the cave-in that buried the troll.
Tenrin Thundershield
"...Then I haf an idea."
According to Durkon's Uncle Thirden, Durkon's father sacrificed himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0991.html) to save his mother and the surviving members of her squad from a part-dragon troll before Durkon was born.
Leeron the Unlucky
"R.I.P. We mean it this time."
True to his name, Leeron the Unlucky died four times in the year 1041.
Fyron Pucebuckle and Son
"Very well, hand it-"
Eugene Greenhilt's master was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0078.html) forty years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon attacked Fyron and stole an artifact (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0434.html) from his collection. Fyron proved a better caster than Xykon, but Xykon managed to kill Fyron by bludgeoning him to death with his own Wizzy award. According to Roy, Xykon also killed Fyron's son (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html).
Four Other Fyrons
"Do you have any idea how many people I've killed in front of their loved ones?"
Xykon claims to have killed a total of five different people (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html) named Fyron in Cliffport.
Redcloak's Tribe
"Come and meet your doom, roundteeth! I'll take you all down with me!"
All of Redcloak's family and friends were killed by crusading paladins of Azure City 34 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His mentor, mother, uncle, older brother, and younger sister were among the slain. Only Redcloak and his younger brother Right-Eye survived.
Crusading Paladins
"You evil scum, the holy light of-"
Several of the paladins who attacked Redcloak's village were slain: two by his elder brother, four by his mentor, two by his uncle, and one by Redcloak himself.
Swamp Paladins
"Please, sir, I have a wife and child back home! Have mercy! AARRGH!!"
Several paladins and soldiers guarding a fortress in a swamp were killed by Xykon 30 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Swamp Lizardfolk
"Those scaly-assed jerkwads have some nerve, don't they?"
Many of the lizardfolk who attacked the swamp paladins were killed by Xykon.
Ekdysdioksosiirwo
"My name is not "Scaly." My name is Ekdysdioksosiirwo, Viridian Lord of-"
The "Viridian Lord" of the lizardfolk was zapped by Xykon because his name was too long to remember.
Redcloak's Goblins
"Urk!"
The goblin army raised by Redcloak to capture Lirian's Gate was destroyed. Many were killed by Lirian's defenders, but several were killed by a poorly placed Cloudkill spell from Xykon. The few survivors were later killed by Xykon while testing out his newfound lich abilities.
Lirian's Defenders
"I regret that I have but nine hit points to give for my country."
Many of the elves and monsters Lirian enlisted to help defend her gate were killed by Xykon and his goblins.
Xykon
"C'mon, let's get undead."
After being imprisoned by Lirian, the sorcerer Xykon died and was transformed into a lich by Redcloak 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Lirian
"Even if you locate them, my friends will stop you from conquering the other four Gates."
The elven druid of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon then bound her soul to a gem which he kept in his pocket and animated her body as a zombie. Shojo had been trying to find her since the destruction of her gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0290.html), but was unable to determine what had become of her.
Beezlebuddy's Waitress
"Is everything okay? I can get you another-"
The server at the Evil Diner was killed by Xykon soon after he became a lich. As an outsider, she wasn't technically "killed," but no one's really sure what happens when outsiders die.
Girard Draketooth
"Say hello to your barnyard gods for me."
The Order of the Scribble's illusionist and tracker died of unknown causes (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0846.html) over 20 years before the Order of the Stick arrived in the Western Continent.
Mia Starshine
"Be better. Both of you. Be better than this town. Than all of this."
Haley's mother died of an arrow wound (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0772.html) when Haley was still a little girl.
Eric Greenhilt
"wanna play blocks with me?"
Roy's little brother died in an accident 18 years before Roy's own death. They have since been reunited in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0496.html).
Ninja Valedictorian
"I am salutatorian no more!"
The valedictorian of Ninja School was killed by Therkla (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0509.html) so she could assume his cap and gown.
Poodle Swarm
"Might I suggest "hot dog" as a suitable replacement?"
A swarm of poodles were burned to death by Redcloak during the escape from the circus three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Robin's Parents
"Ooooo, tough break, old chum."
The circus acrobats, revealed to be the parents of Batman's sidekick, were killed by Redcloak three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Eugene Greenhilt
"Gosh, son, thanks for destroying Xykon for me. My spirit will rest easy now."
Roy's father was killed and revived six times before he finally died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0015.html) in the year 1180. His spirit is now stuck on a demiplane (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html) below the Upper Planes until his Blood Oath of Vengeance is fulfilled by his descendants. He has promised Roy that if he ever is allowed onto the Celestial Realm, he will never visit his family (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0500.html).
Sara Greenhilt
"This is the afterlife, Roy, honey."
Roy's mother died of unknown causes 3 years before the death of her son Roy. She now resides in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0494.html).
Bloodmak the Unholy
"Not coming back as a vampire. Honest."
This non-vampire died in the year 1180 and is buried next to Eugene Greenhilt.
High Priest Hurak
"Don't mind if I do."
The high priest of Thor passed away (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) three years before the events in Cliffport.
Aliyara, Ridiziak, and Eriaxnikol
"Help me!" "Somebody-"
Right-Eye's wife and two of his children were killed by adventurers about two years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Of all of Right-Eye's family, only his brother Redcloak and his daughter still live. His daughter's whereabouts are unknown.
Malack's Offspring
"Malack. How's the family?"
Three of Malack's 'children' were killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html) roughly two years before the Order arrived in the Western Continent. Of course, they weren't children in the traditional sense (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0870.html)...
Lord Tyrinar the Bloody
"Have we considered a more democratic form of government?"
The figurehead ruler of Tyranaria was killed by the Empress of Blood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0759.html) some time before the Order of the Stick arrived in the Empire of Blood.
Durkon's Grandfather
"A kick be worth a thousand words."
Durkon's 'granpappy' died of double liver failure (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) one year before the events in Cliffport.
Angels
"Well, huh. That ain't good."
Several angels that were gated into battle by Dorukan were killed by Xykon.
Right-Eye
"Goodbye... Redcloak."
Redcloak killed his brother Right-Eye in order to keep him from killing Xykon and ruining "the plan" six months before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. He was then forced by Xykon to reanimate him as a zombie.
Dorukan
"You have not earned your magic, it came to you in your blood."
The wizard of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0196.html) about six months (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0071.html) before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. While the two were fairly evenly matched, Xykon was able to win the battle by repeatedly casting Energy Drain. Xykon then bound Dorukan's soul into the same gem as Lirian's.
Frog Creature
"Come on, let's pull this back to the village and collect the bounty."
A three-eyed giant frog monster was killed by Roy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0963.html) in one of his first adventures with Durkon.
Inn Patron
"Hide the body! Hide it!"
A guest of the ROB-U While-U-Sleep Inn was killed by Crystal and Chuck three weeks before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Victims
"It wasn't a "knife fight" until you started stabbing people!"
Belkar murdered 15 people in a tavern five days before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Prison Guard
"I'm gonna get fired for sure now!"
Four days before the forming of the Order of the Stick, Belkar murdered the guard on duty after a stray spell from the Wizard's Guild destroyed his prison cell.
Kobolds
"Ha! Missed!"
A group of kobolds died during the Order of the Stick's first random encounter. Only one of the five kobolds was physically killed by the Order, while the other four died of laughter.
178 People
"thog also kill 178 other people when nale tell him to."
Thog killed 178 people, besides the earth fairy, on behalf of Nale before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Dungeon Crawlin' Fools
Xykon's Goblins
"Xykon's dead, so no one is paying us anymore. We surrender."
Except for Redcloak, (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0148.html) all of the goblins employed by Xykon are now deceased, including every goblin from Right-Eye's village. Many were killed by the Order of the Stick, but some were killed by Xykon himself. Any goblins who were not personally slain by the Order were killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon.
Toll Ogres
"Hunh. Hunnerd gold to pass."
A toll ogre and two of his friends (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan. One of the ogres, despite appearances, was actually female, and had been wearing the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html).
Lizardmen
"Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff."
A pair of lizardmen (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0014.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Trigak
"Gak!" "Gak!" "Gak!"
Xykon's "three-for-one" discount mercenary (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0023.html) was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0021.html) after fighting the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Zombie Ogres
"Xykon, my ogres fight for- brains."
A group of ogres under Xykon's employ were killed and reanimated by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html) when they complained about their wages. The resultant zombies were presumably destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon.
Thor's Worshipers
"Oh sweet apathetic gods! Our lives mean nothing!"
A village of Thor worshipers was destroyed by Surtur (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0040.html) while Thor was occupied answering Durkon's prayers.
Goblin Ninjas
"Ninja!"
While the Order of the Stick experienced (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html) trouble (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) fighting Xykon's goblin ninjas, Belkar was able to kill one himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0042.html), and one may or may not have been killed when the Order accidentally set up a Schrödinger’s Cat experiment. The others were likely killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sigil Guardians
"What are you- you're slashing my soft defenseless flesh with your axe! Why??"
In the Dungeon of Dorukan, each of the sigils was guarded by a woman and at least two monsters. The guardian of the Earth Sigil was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0051.html). It is unclear if the monsters protecting her were killed by Roy and Thog, but they were certainly destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon. The guardian of the Fire Sigil was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0052.html), and the monsters were killed in the explosion. The bird monster protecting the Wind Sigil was killed by Haley and Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0053.html). Celia (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0072.html), the guardian of the Wind Sigil, was the only surviving guardian.
Yikyik
"Let's do it."
Belkar's Kobold doppelganger was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0063.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sacrificial Goat
"I can't worship a bloodthirsty vengeance god."
Belkar sacrificed a small goat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0081.html) to Banjo during his brief time of worship.
Jeff
"Tell my wife I love her...and tell my children that I died for a good cause..."
Xykon's newest "Chief Gate Inspector" died after being zapped by Dorukan's Gate. At least four others (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html) died in this same manner.
Fruit Pie the Sorcerer
"Growing... so cold... I regret... nothing..."
This food-filled magic user was killed by goblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Very Easy Encounters
"The two of us can lead you part of the way, but the path is through many dangerous areas."
An unknown number of monsters, including at least one kobold, were defeated and presumably slain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0094.html) by the Order of the Stick while on their way to Xykon's secret lair.
Other People
"Soon, we will arrive at the Passageway of Horrible Death for Other People."
A lot of people died horribly (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0094.html) deep in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Pub Snack Dragons
"The fireball seals in the deep roasted flavor!"
A group of dragons in the Dungeon of Dorukan were killed by the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0099.html) after a barbecue sauce trap (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0098.html) attracted the dragons' attention.
Outdated Monsters
"Ugh, that CAN'T be good for you in the long run."
Several of the monsters controlled by Dorukan's Talisman were killed by the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0059.html). The rest (except the Flumphs) were killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon.
Slack-Jawed Enforcer of an Arbitrary Civilization
"What can the town guard do for you today?"
Nale and Thog's prison guard was killed by Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html).
No Cure for the Paladin Blues
Poor Little Rat
"Squeak?"
A rat in the inn was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0124.html) for XP, but was too low of a Challenge Rating to give him any.
Kuurkk the Anemic, Lokor the Chronically Insecure, and Hak-Tonog the Moderately Incontinent
"Can you excuse me for one moment?"
These three Barbarian Guild members were killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0133.html) as part of a test to join the guild.
Parrot
"I think you're drifting into another sketch, sir."
This parrot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html) is no more! He has ceased to be!
Green Ogre-like Things
"Swanky!"
Two unidentified monsters were killed by Vaarsuvius in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0145.html).
Hobgoblins
"I have a really good feeling about this."
After the supposed "supreme leader" was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0149.html), hobgoblins have been crushed by avalanches (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html), fed to guard monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0192.html), blasted by a silver dragon, marched to exhaustion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0376.html), and attacked by acid-spitting beetles (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0416.html). And that's just before they went to war.
Spider Dudes
"Time for some Insecticide in the First Degree!"
A pair of giant spiders was killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Executioner
"Duly noted. Pull the switch."
Only one of the Wooden Forest bandits was actually killed in the altercation with the Order of the Stick. The would-be executioner was killed by Roy's broken sword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0164.html).
Green Hag
"Ah, got it."
This spellcaster was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0176.html) on the hex grid in Wooden Forest.
Young Black Dragon
"The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
This dragon was disintegrated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html) by Vaarsuvius in the cavern in Wooden Forest.
Samantha
"You'll serve me or you'll die! Hold Person!"
The bandit leader's daughter was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Leader
"You killed my little girl!"
The former Bandit Leader was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Good Monsters
"Fantastic! I am pleased you-"
After Xykon abandoned his tower, numerous good monsters invaded his keep. Most were killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html) when he returned, and many were reanimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0193.html)as zombies.
Magnesium Elemental
"Magnesium. It's toxic and burns at an extremely high temperature."
Redcloak's creative summon was banished by the silver dragon in Xykon's tower. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Silver Dragon
"Your dark blight on the world ends-gurk."
This dragon was killed by Shelby the Dragonslayer in Xykon's tower. He was later animated by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0300.html) and destroyed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html).
Shelby the Dragonslayer
"You suck."
This unfortunate hobgoblin was killed by Xykon after becoming "overqualified for the position of random mook."
Ogre Camp
"I said, we are ready to-"
A tribe of ogres that had kidnapped a dirt farmer were killed fighting the Order of the Stick. Most were killed when Miko congregated them together to be blasted (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0215.html) by Vaarsuvius and Durkon, but several were left for the rest of the party to fight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0219.html).
Half-Ogre with a Spiked Chain
"The combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-"
This ogre's perfect combo (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html) was no match for Roy's cunning.
Larry Gardener
"Stoppus Badguyus!"
This student at Warthog's School of Wizardry and Sorcery was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0253.html).
Kodrog the Slayer and Jim
"It turns out the thing in the darkness is actually-"
These two hobgoblins were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0259.html) because they were blocking his view.
Azure City Prison Guard
"Well, I suppose that's- glurk."
Belkar managed to escape incarceration in Azure City by murdering the prison guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0261.html).
Nachos
"Or nachos!"
This "nourishing fare" was killed by Popcorn during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
Milk Dudes
"Promise me... that you'll... *cough* ...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles... conveniently located by the theater exits..."
This classic refreshment was killed by Pizza during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
War and XPs
Moths
"Don't go towards the light!"
Several moths fell victim to a bug zapper (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0315.html) in Azure City.
Blueriver Fort Soldiers
"Good work, General."
The soldiers at Blueriver Fort were killed by Xykon's army.
Owlbear
"one."
An owlbear is killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html).
Citizens of Cliffport
"I think the killer might be trying to tell us something."
415 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0363.html) innocent civilians (and two innocent police officers) were murdered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0298.html) by Nale and Thog as part of a plan to replace Elan with Nale. There were sixteen different massacres (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0339.html), carefully arranged (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html) to lead the police to a certain location (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0361.html).
Hydra
"...and THAT'S the story of how I made my first million gold pieces."
The Order of the Stick fought a hydra during the Oracle's Test of the Body. Although they didn't actually kill the hydra, many of its individual heads have been removed and served as barbecue (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0326.html).
Leeky's Trees
"Don't worry, my wooden friends! You are well-protected against any lightning attacks! Besides, that bolt struck at least four miles out to sea anyway."
The trees Leeky Windstaff used to terrorize Cliffport were destroyed by Durkon's creative use of the spell Control Weather (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0352.html).
Yokyok
"Oh shi-"
Yikyik's son was killed by a group of 'heroes' hired by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html).
Kitty the Hawk
"You named your hawk, Kitty?"
Leeky Windstaff's animal companion was killed by Roy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0359.html) in Cliffport.
Chief
"I'm getting too old for-"
The chief of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0360.html) as part of his plan to switch places with Elan.
Police Officer
"yay! resisting arrest is fun!"
One of the officers of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0362.html).
Watchtower Guards
"Must warn... Azure City..."
The Azure City soldiers protecting the watchtowers were systematically wiped out (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0370.html) by Xykon and Redcloak.
Teleporting Wizard
"Welcome to Azure City! *hic*"
One of Shojo's strongest wizards was eaten by a giant bird (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0377.html) after drunkenly teleporting the Order of the Stick into its nest. Shojo had intended to revive him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html), but it is doubtful (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0426.html) that he got the chance to do so.
Shojo
"It appears... not everyone... agrees with your... analysis."
Azure City's ruler was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0407.html) after being exposed as a fraud (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0406.html). An attempt was made to resurrect him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0410.html), but his soul was evidently not willing to return.
Azure City Soldiers
"All the rest of us who are too dumb to run, let's show these orange bastards what it means to be an Azurite!"
About 10,000 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Azure City's finest were killed in the assault on Azure City. Soldiers have been crushed by Titanium Elementals (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html), blasted by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html), killed by Xykon and Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0446.html), trampled by hobgoblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0452.html), crushed underfoot by a fiendish mammoth (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), gassed by a Chlorine Elemental (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html), and killed in the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). Many of those who remained in Azure City after the invasion were killed and impaled on spikes (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0510.html).
Hobgoblin Soldiers
"I regret to report that I am no longer fit for duty... Supreme Leader..."
In the battle of Azure City, hobgoblins were skewered by giant spears (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0427.html), sacrificed to build a ramp (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0436.html), massacred by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html), scorched by the Eye of Fear and Flame (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html), and killed by the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). Redcloak had been sacrificing the hobgoblins casually and animated them as zombies in lieu of healing them (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0433.html), but found a change of heart after a hobgoblin sacrificed himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html) to save his life. It has been estimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) that the hobgoblin death toll during the siege of Azure City was about 10,000.
Titanium Elementals
"Paper beats rock."
Three of Redcloak's unorthodox elementals were dismissed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html) by Vaarsuvius. The other two were dealt with by the rest (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0425.html) of the Order of the Stick. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Sangwaan
"Have a good year, my friend."
Azure City's best seer was attacked by Xykon's zombie dragon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0429.html) and thrown from the ramparts. Although she survived the dragon's bite, she was presumably killed by the fall.
Grand Larcenist
"What the- What are you doing?"
This criminal was temporarily released from prison to fight the hobgoblins, where he was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html) while attempting to assassinate Hinjo.
Skeletal Horse
"Sir, we finally have enough corpses to serve as a ramp for your horse."
The Death Knight's mount was disintegrated by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0437.html).
General Chang
"You'll never take this city while I'm alive, monster!"
The leader of Azure City's army was killed by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html)while holding the breach in the Azure City wall.
Death Knight
"Choose your doom, then, chicken-mage: Original Recipe, or Extra Crispy?"
Xykon's overzealous decoy was killed by the severed head (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0441.html)of the zombie dragon.
Roy Greenhilt
"Huh. That's harder to break than I would have expected. Maybe if I-"
The leader of the Order of the Stick was killed by fall damage (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html) after being hit by a Meteor Swarm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html) from Xykon. Haley and Belkar were able to retrieve his corpse (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html). During an attempt by Celia to find an alternate way to revive him, Roy's body was turned into a bone golem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0576.html), which was eventually destroyed by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0649.html). After spending some time in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html), where he was reunited with his mother, younger brother, and grandfather, Roy was finally resurrected (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0665.html) by the reunited Order of the Stick.
Hobgoblin Cleric
"I think... I think there's something in my eye."
This sensitive cleric found himself on the tip of Belkar's knife (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html).
The Sapphire Guard
"Oh Twelve Gods... what have I done?? Forgive me!"
Many paladins of the Sapphire Guard were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html)while defending Soon Kim's gate. Their ghosts (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)arose immediately afterward to continue defending the gate alongside the ghosts of Soon Kim and, presumably, every other member of the Sapphire Guard who had previously died. The ghosts were then destroyed by Xykon and Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0459.html), and will be unable to return, since the gate they were sworn to protect has been destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). The only known survivors are Hinjo, O-Chul, and Lien. It is unclear how many other members of the Sapphire Guard, if any, remain alive.
Blue Ninjas
"That doesn't make any-"
A pair of ninjas Daimyo Kubota hired to kill Hinjo met their fates (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) at the hands of the Huecuva and Durkon.
Huecuva
"Huh?"
Xykon's level-headed decoy was crushed by Durkon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) while attempting to kill Hinjo.
High Priest of the Twelve Gods
"Does a 21 save?"
This high-level cleric was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html) in a duel. While awaiting his final judgment (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html), he discovered that the saving throw he 'failed' was actually a 22, not a 21.
Chlorine Elemental
"kill all humans."
The third of Redcloak's unusual summons was destroyed by Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Kidnapper
"It's so much safer up here!"
This Azure City prisoner was killed by debris (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html) when Tsukiko damaged the prison walls.
Jirix
"Trust me, we're a LOT safer staying right-"
Jirix was decapitated by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0461.html) during the Azure City throne battle. He was raised, and was killed again by O-Chul (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0656.html) during his escape from Xykon's stronghold. He was later resurrected (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0703.html) and made Prime Minister of Gobbotopia.
Miko Miyazaki
"I can live with that."
Miko was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html) due to injuries sustained in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html) of Soon's Gate.
Hobgoblin General
"Truly, there has never been a more spectacular display of magic in the annals of warfare."
Redcloak's general was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Soon's Gate.
Eye of Fear and Flame
"HELLO? ANYONE?"
After being reduced to a skull (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html) by Belkar, Xykon's cowardly look-alike was shattered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html) by Haley.
Vulture
"Here you go, one piping hot pot of fresh vulture stew."
A vulture that had been sitting by Roy's corpse was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html) for stew.
Fiendish Octopus
"No, to the left! THE LEFT, you stupid invertebrate! Grapple her from the- Goddamn it!"
Redcloak's most recent summon was defeated by Lien (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0479.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as the fiendish octopus are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.