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Haruspex
2007-03-29, 07:55 AM
GANSTA CRIZZAB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SwDkAYS_-g

(Warning: It gets pretty obscene)

“I go by the name of Gansta Crizzab!”

Gansta Crizzab
Medium Aberration
Hit Dice: 4d8+8 (26hp)
Initiative: +0 (+0 Dex)
Speed: 30 feet.
Armor Class: 17 (+0 Dex, +7 natural) touch 10, flat-footed 17
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+5
Attack: Silvered longsword +5 melee (1d8+1/19-20)
Full Attack: Silvered longsword +5 melee (1d8+1/19-20) and claw +0 melee (1d4+1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Stream of Profanity, Attack of The Killer Gazebo, Alligator Freak House,
Special Qualities: Long John Silver Sword
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +1, Will +3
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 10, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 13
Skills: Intimidate +8, Jump +32
Feats: Skill Focus (Jump), Power Attack
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary or with Gray Sock Gang
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: No coins; double goods; standard items.
Language: Common
Alignment: Usually chaotic (any)
Advancement: 5-8 HD (Medium); 9-12 HD (Large)
Level Adjustment: -

The creature before you resembles a bipedal red giant lobster. It carries a silver sword in its right claw, and seems to be muttering obscenities for no apparent reason.

The Gansta Crizzab is 6-1/2 feet tall and weighs 220 pounds.

The Gansta Crizzab speaks Common.

COMBAT
The Gansta Crizzab will normally attack directly; resorting to tactics only if it senses a challenge. It will never fight quietly, spouting nonsense and insults towards its foes. At the very least it will use one free action a round to declare its attacks and/or talk down its enemies.

Stream of Profanity (Ex): The Gansta Crizzab is perfectly capable of fighting and swearing at the same time. As a free action the Gansta Crizzab may single out one opponent to be the target of its tirade. The creature must have an Intelligence of at least 3 and be able to see and hear the Gansta Crizzab. The target must then make a DC 14 Will save or be shaken for the remainder of the encounter. For each member of the Gray Sock Gang the Gansta Crizzab has adjacent to it, it may increase the DC by +1. Once a creature makes it’s save it is immune to this ability for 24 hours. This is a mind-affecting, language-dependant affect. The save DC is Charisma-based.

Attack of The Killer Gazebo (Ex): If the Gansta Crizzab successfully jumps a horizontal distance of at least 20 feet and lands in an square where he threatens an enemy, it gains a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls for its next attack against those enemies whom it threatens. This bonus lasts until the beginning of its next turn. Gansta Crizzab does not provoke attacks of opportunity when it moves by jumping. Due to the sheer amount of time spent practicing this maneuver, the Gansta Crizzab has a +20 racial bonus to Jump checks.

Alligator Freak House (Su): As a full-round action which provokes attacks of opportunity, the Gansta Crizzab may unleash a bolt of green energy towards its opponents. Treat this as a ranged touch attack which deals 2d6 points of damage and has a range of 50 feet. For each member of the Gray Sock Gang adjacent to it, the Gansta Crizzab may add 1d6 damage to this attack. If the attack is successful, any creature adjacent to the target takes half this amount of damage.

Long John Silver Sword (Ex): The Gansta Crizzab possesses a sword which it refers to as the Long John Silver Sword. This weapon has the statistics of a silvered longsword, but the Gansta Crizzab behaves as though it is a much more powerful weapon. It cannot be disarmed of this weapon, nor can it be sundered, as it appears to be stuck to its right claw. Once a day, the Gansta Crizzab may shout out “Long John Silver Time!” as a free action when making an attack with the Long John Silver Sword. If it successfully does this, it gains a +2 morale bonus on that attack roll.

Gray Sock Gang: Sometimes the Gansta Crizzab is accompanied by four doppelgangers who are known as the Gray Sock Gang. These are standard doppelgangers who like to take the form of their enemies and attack them one on one. Usually the Gray Sock Gang will also join in with the Gansta Crizzab’s mutterings.

Moribundus
2007-03-29, 05:02 PM
I like-- a lot.
freaking awesome in fact! don't know about the gameplay... it looks fine