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SolkaTruesilver
2007-03-31, 05:40 AM
After all, I am sure these company make a bundle with over-money coming from their retirement fun (like the 401k :smallamused: )

So the losses expected from the insurances are completely covered this way, and a lot of money is made..


(sorry, I guess you'd have to be an actuary to actually find this funny.. I just laughed my ass off when I saw the cockroach's comment..)
1337_master
2007-03-31, 02:15 PM
Woah, Really?! awesome, I think you may have saved my ass.
AyuVince
2007-03-31, 02:51 PM
The hobbos really need Geico for their money... but then again, they don't even have cars (does Geico cover siege engines?).
SolkaTruesilver
2007-03-31, 10:20 PM
Hey, that's a very valid point.. I mean, Goblin do wreak a lot their Worg mounts..

However.. would a worg be insured as a possession (like a car), or it should have a life insurance?
Dentarg
2007-03-31, 11:39 PM
Curses, i've been beginning a few investments in it, then someone like Xykon and Redcloak have to come around and mess with my rates by causing such a genocide to all those poor defenseless goblins AND hobgoblins!

I swear, at this rate I might as well not have any insurance on them, they breed like rabbits, anyway...
Prince Vine
2007-04-01, 02:33 PM
On the other hand being the benefactor of most of those life insurance policies looks to pay off soon.
BobTheDog
2007-04-01, 02:38 PM
Mounts are detailed in the "Equipment" chapter of the PHB, hence they're properties.

Except perhaps Familiars/Paladin Mounts/Animal Companion, which are class features and (perhaps) would be covered by their master's own insurance...
the_tick_rules
2007-04-01, 06:08 PM
invest in whatever company is involved in goblin burials my roach friend.
Sage in the Playground
2007-04-01, 06:37 PM
invest in whatever company is involved in goblin burials my roach friend.

Zombification. No graves.
BisectedBrioche
2007-04-01, 07:03 PM
Zombification. No graves.

Looks like the slave trade just became a vialble investment.
Tharr
2007-04-01, 07:10 PM
The whole thing is great April Fools Day farced.
the_tick_rules
2007-04-02, 11:52 AM
right. How about in rock quarries, they'll need a lot of stone to rebuild the walls.
AyuVince
2007-04-02, 02:12 PM
Invest in human resources - necromancer services will boom due to the increased need for Raise Dead spells.
BisectedBrioche
2007-04-02, 02:39 PM
No, stockpile coconut oil. It'll become rare after the battle.