Mocking Xykon

[Illsbane]

Oh boy, oh boy ... After the most recent installment to OotS, I had this wonderful idea for a scenario. I may yet draw it myself. It'd require Xykon returning to his camp intact after having taken 'his' crown back from Roy during the aerial battle and encountering another wizard, let's call him Reaper. Pretend they know each other.

Reaper: "What is that on your head, man?"
Xykon: "It's my crown. I finally got it back! Paint me BADASS, huh?"
Reaper: "Yeah, if flower faeries are your idea of badass."
Xykon: "What? Shut up! This crown is cool, I am cool!"
Reaper: "Sure. Here, I'll help you perfect the look."
Xykon: "Wha-? Hey, get offa me!"
*some struggling ensues*
Reaper: "There, now it's perfect."
Xykon: "You suck. So much."
Reaper: "Look in the mirror and you'll see who really sucks."
Xykon: "Yeah, ha ha, real funny. Jerk." *walks away*
Redcloak: "Just out of curiosity; do you usually carry around a pair of gauze wings and a glittery wand?"
Reaper: "Bag of holding."
Redcloak: "And the superglue?"
Reaper: "No, I always keep that on me. One day, I hope to put some between Xykon's teeth."

[the_tick_rules]

i don't get it

[Black_Light83]

well i like the idea of xyon knowing the grim reaper... yup

[Professor Tanhauser]

Well, Xykon has to have some associates, and since skeletor won't return his calls he has to settle for the reaper.