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Jacklu
2007-04-07, 11:08 PM
In a large vacant lot on the edge of town A giant building suddenly appears in a storm of sponsor money and philanthropic donations. The building is BIG. It is at least seven stories high and constructed of white cement. Seen from above the building looks like a plus sign. On the front of one of the wings of the building is a large sign that reads:

Welcome to Sacred Planes Hospital.

Sacred Planes is a bustling hospital (it is located in the Town after all). The four wings of the building are named after the men who either donated vast amounts of money to the hospital or are somehow directly responsible for its construction. The wings are as follows:

Burlew Wing: the most modern of the wings, here you will find the most advanced medical equipment in town. From MRIs to Three Dimensional X-Ray extrapolaters. If it costs more than a small country and requires six years of college to operate, you'll find it here.

Sneak Wing: Home to the less... conventional healing practices, this wing is for those who either can't afford to be treated in the Burlew wing or just like blood letting. The world famous "stand in mashed potatoes while being beaten by a dead skunkology" lab is located on this wing. Warning: Coming to this wing may result in complete recovery but at the same time a complete lose of your grip on reality.

Fizzlewinks Wing: Named for the world class gnomish cleric, this wing caters to the magical healing methods. Members of the Town might find this the place to go when they discover their spleens have been forcibly removed by a roaming dark mage. From potions to intensive healing spells, this wing is well equipped for any emergency.


Jacklu Wing((What? I can't name a wing after myself? Forget you!)): Located within this wing is the maternity ward, geriatric ward and children's ward. The morgue is also found on this wing. One of the biggest morgues in the world, it still overflows from time to time(this is the Town after all). Most importantly, the cafeteria is situated here. Remember, Tuesday's meatloaf day:smallwink:.

Now for the staff. The hospital is fully staffed to handle any emergency. The doctors and nurses here are top notch and many are leaders in their respective fields. A few however are worth noting:

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Dr. DJ is an up and coming doctor. He is enthusiastic and talented and willing to go the extra mile for his patients. He has a tendency of narrating his own life but most people just ignore it.

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Dr. Turman is a senior doctor at the hospital. His specialty is radiology. If you want to see inside something, he's your man. Turnman is friendly and helpful, if a bit absent minded.

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Dr. Abode is the head doctor at Sacred Planes. He may look grumpy but he's actually a condescending, insulting, arrogant, jerk. Make no mistake, he is a genius. He has made some miraculous diagnosis's in the past, granted many came after his patient had already died and been brought back to life. Don't let his limp fool you, he could and would kick your arse if you disagree with him on a diagnosis.

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Nurse Katherine (Kat) is ummm..... uh... well, she doesn't really do anything... don't... uh... know why we keep her around... sorry, did you say something? I was, uh, checking out a patient chart...

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Jahn Ater is the hospital's head Maintenance Engineer. He mops the floor.

Feel free to NPC any of them as you need. Sacred Planes Hospital is now open for business!

Edit: The hospital just received a fleet of sparkly new ambulances. If you have a medical emergency they can show up and rush you to the hospital in seconds flat.