Single Greatest One-Liner

[Black of Night]

I'm sure this has been done before, but I didn't see a current thread....

So Rich has graced us with some pretty great strips, but from them all, what's your single favorite one-liner (not character specific)?

I have a bunch of favorites myself, but I'd have to say:

:xykon: "I think I just had an evilgasm." takes the cake.

Anyway, just post your top pick only, as all the "this one is really close too" ones will just make it go on like pi (http://www.totse.com/en/technology/science_technology/pi.html).

[PerryTatchett]

Mind Flayer - "Na, I'm cool."

[Gitman00]

:roy: Your approval fills me with shame.

[jindra34]

You Broke My Sword!

[Corlindale]

"Dragons: Color-coded for YOUR convenience!"

[CardinalFang]

There's a decent-length thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38785) just like this still on the first page.

That said, I love the "call of Banjulhu" line.

[TheAlmightyOne]

when in doubt set something on fire

[MReav]

I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like... victory.

[Pyrian]

I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like... victory.

Quoted For Truth. :smallcool:

[Sean92k]

:roy: If i dont look directly at it (Reffering to :elan: who is pretending to a wizard) it cant kill my brain

[Toastkart]

Roy has boobies

[Finwe]

Hey, I just regenerated a finger! Guess which one?

[lacesmcawesome]

Roy has boobies

I second that!

[Innis Cabal]

i think i just had an Evilgasm

[Felius]

"It appears... ...not everyone agrees with your... ...analysis."

Ok, not exactly a one liner, but still...

[Guest15]

Roy has boobies

Thirded. >_> Yeah, I'm mature.

[Innis Cabal]

i was hoping that wouldnt come into this thread

[the_tick_rules]

:xykon: Sacraficing minions, is there any problem it can't solve? I have that t-shirt.

[Tolkien_Freak]

I'm amazed no one posted this yet.

'I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.'

[Gmmaster42]

All of these are great quotes, but I think the single greatest one-liner found in OOTS is, "Well anyway, V says Elan has been running around naked, so I'm off to see what his 18 Charisma is worth 'under the hood.'" Classic.

[Izodor]

My favorite Quote is of V from #211:

:roy: You can't blow Miko up, Vaarsuvius!
:vaarsuvius: I believe you mean that I shouldn't blow Miko up. I am fairly certain that if I put my mind to the task, I can exactly do that.

I am so going to put this in my signature....

[Pronounceable]

Single greatest? Damn, it's a hard question.

prison changed thog quickly.

[MinMax]

One of my favourites: http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e267/Truth_Slayer/Hinjolly.jpg's I'll stand between any two murderers I want, thanks.

[Assassinfox]

:thog: thog rage at god

[jindra34]

My favorite Quote is of V from #211:

:roy: You can't blow Miko up, Vaarsuvius!
:vaarsuvius: I believe you mean that I shouldn't blow Miko up. I am fairly certain that if I put my mind to the task, I can exactly do that.

I am so going to put this in my signature....

Believe thats from 221 not 211

[Mummy king]

:xykon: oops! Turns out he was also and archmage! Needless to say, hilarity ensued.

[tezrik]

"What? The Belkster don't have time for the fuglies."

[Fred Fumblrol]

:belkar: Hey, wake up, Snow White! It's me, the 8th dwarf, "Stabby".

[fangthane]

I still have to go with good ol' Trigak.

"Wait, what?"

[blackfox]

Hey, I just regenerated a finger! Guess which one?Ah, crap. Someone got my favorite already. :smalltongue:

[Fo Shizzle]

"I'm in invisible."

[Swashbuckler]

Pimp-daddy Belkar with a roc-feather in his cap:

" 'Sup, ho?"

:smalltongue:

[curtevans]

Stuck Between TWO .. Well One Really isn't a One Liner But Just as Funny ...

:belkar: "Bwaha! I have deep-seated emotional problems! Die! Die! Die!"

And Of Course

:redcloak: to :belkar: "UNHOLY BLIGHT!"

:belkar: to :redcloak: -stab-

:elan: "Hey! Why wasn't Belkar effected?"

:roy: "Best not to dwell on it"

Though :xykon: "Hey, I just regenerated a finger! Guess which one?" and "I think I just had an evilgasm." Are Up there Too ... BOL

[MReav]

"I will stop you with my badly mangled Latin and questionable logic!"

[Tolkien_Freak]

:belkar: I took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as my feat last level.

This is a concise description of my school friends.

[Wolfman42666]

:vaarsuvius: "a wizard never loses his ticket"
:mitd: "sometimes i eat to fill the loneyness"
:redcloak: "some of us got passing grades in chemistry"

[Carteeg_Struve]

As much as I want to vote for Roy's "Treasure Type O" line, I will instead vote for the beautiful and wonderfully spoken immortal line from #285:

:haley: Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.

[Tolkien_Freak]

This isn't the best, just the wierdest.

:vaarsuvius: I did SAY that I was representing the halfling's viewpoint in this.

[Azukar]

Is there one single "bestese OotS line ever"? Doubt it..

But, the one that had me in stitches was definitely "Hey look: I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one."

[Fawkes]

I Am A Sexy Shoeless God Of War!