huyneo
2007-04-10, 04:06 PM
I did 2 crazy things
Crazy Thing 1
Here is what happened
I was a Young Force Dragon with my party and so we were fighting this Phane
and when we were fighting it it froze me.
So when phanes freeze you you grow older. and as a dragon i can't die by age.
So immedatly after that my wizard friend did temporal statis which froze the phane. So my friends just let time go by as i grow bigger :D
I eventually got to great wyrm.
My DM Hated Me...
Crazy thing 2
So now my DM is pissed at me so he has Tiamat come down and try to entirely own and kill me. I naturally thought i was screwed. So i had the week to think about it. I had yet another damn thing to do.
So when the time came the battle started.
Round 1
Tiamat as Supreme Initiave
Tiamat breath weapons me dealing aprox: 1800 some
My turn...
I cast Epic Spell (Time Duplicate)
Time Duplicate + Me= Cast 11 gates to The bottom of Mount Celestia
Can you guesse whats down there?
THE INFINITE OCEAN OF HOLY WATER But it is accually just a very very very big sea of water.
Now... let me explain to you the calculations.
2d6 = 1oz of holy water
1 gallon = 128 oz
5ft cube = 935 Gallons
1 Gate= 15.7 5ft sq.
1 Second= 2009.6 ft cubed
SOOOo
1 Gate = 481,017,850 D6 /s
11 Gates... = 5,291,196,350 D6 /s
DM facepalms himself
Morale 1: Make sure your PCs can't do any really really evil plans.
Morale 2: Ban the very big sea of holy water
Any Comments?
Crazy Thing 1
Here is what happened
I was a Young Force Dragon with my party and so we were fighting this Phane
and when we were fighting it it froze me.
So when phanes freeze you you grow older. and as a dragon i can't die by age.
So immedatly after that my wizard friend did temporal statis which froze the phane. So my friends just let time go by as i grow bigger :D
I eventually got to great wyrm.
My DM Hated Me...
Crazy thing 2
So now my DM is pissed at me so he has Tiamat come down and try to entirely own and kill me. I naturally thought i was screwed. So i had the week to think about it. I had yet another damn thing to do.
So when the time came the battle started.
Round 1
Tiamat as Supreme Initiave
Tiamat breath weapons me dealing aprox: 1800 some
My turn...
I cast Epic Spell (Time Duplicate)
Time Duplicate + Me= Cast 11 gates to The bottom of Mount Celestia
Can you guesse whats down there?
THE INFINITE OCEAN OF HOLY WATER But it is accually just a very very very big sea of water.
Now... let me explain to you the calculations.
2d6 = 1oz of holy water
1 gallon = 128 oz
5ft cube = 935 Gallons
1 Gate= 15.7 5ft sq.
1 Second= 2009.6 ft cubed
SOOOo
1 Gate = 481,017,850 D6 /s
11 Gates... = 5,291,196,350 D6 /s
DM facepalms himself
Morale 1: Make sure your PCs can't do any really really evil plans.
Morale 2: Ban the very big sea of holy water
Any Comments?