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UndyingSolon
2015-03-17, 05:34 PM
Heard joke once: Man goes to GiantITP Forum. Says the game he plays has him depressed. Says the rules seem harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone at the table where the player actions are vague and uncertain. Posters say, "Treatment is simple. The DM is allowed to exert a lot of control over the game to make it fun for the players. Go and ask him. That should clear up the rules." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Posters... I am DM." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll a natural twenty. Curtains.

Maglubiyet
2015-03-17, 06:07 PM
I only rolled a 14. But I still laughed.

Talyn
2015-03-18, 07:31 PM
That joke works on multiple levels. Kudos.

YossarianLives
2015-03-18, 07:34 PM
Hahahahahaha.

2 funny 4 me.

UndyingSolon
2015-03-23, 09:38 AM
Thanks!! :smallbiggrin:

Sith_Happens
2015-03-23, 09:46 AM
But if OP is DM THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

themaque
2015-03-23, 10:32 AM
Better get a rotating GM thing going.

If you refuse to compromise, you may blow up the game.

Joe the Rat
2015-03-23, 11:00 AM
Better get a rotating GM thing going.

If you refuse to compromise, you may blow up the game.
Aye, otherwise it might end in tragedy.

But that's enough clowning around for now.

Amphetryon
2015-03-24, 07:46 AM
Show of hands for those who read this in Rorschach's voice.

UndyingSolon
2015-03-24, 11:38 AM
*Raises Hand*

oh wait...

I can't really help it though. Everything I write is in Rorschach's voice.

*HURM*