Matau99
2015-03-19, 09:06 PM
Hello everyone! I'm currently doing an OotS fancomic, and I wanted to see if I had Vaarsuvius in character! Spoiled for length. :smallbiggrin:
Ah, the capability to completely restore my arcane potency with only eight hours of time is truly magnificent! I eagerly await the ability to take a long rest in what would seem to you non-archmagi as no time at all! Indeed, it truly saddens my heart to reconcile that our present "attack of opportunity," as it were, is only possible through my skill and my master's expertise in magical manipulation and arcane control. Additionally, the rest of you are either meat-shields, skillmonkeys, trapopeners, healbots, or combative psychopaths, all incapable of accomplishing the mighty power I unleash every day. Nonetheless, I brought you along for the simple reason that one thousand and five is larger than one thousand. As if my status as a wizard were not the only benefit I held over you, I also plan on taking levels in Archmage, Darklight Wizard, Incantatrix, Beholder Mage (upon double-casting Polymorph Any Object to turn into a beholder and then another beholder, naturally), or Tainted Scholar (subsequent to becoming a Necropolitan or acquiring the [Evil] subtype to avoid the negative effects of Taint, of course.) Indeed, any one of these prestige classes are capable of defeating all of you combined! Soon, I shall have the Swap Spell, Arcane Thesis, Irresistible Spell, and Miser with Magic feats (through retroactively gaining anti-feats), and then even the mightiest core-rulebook wizards will be as nothing to me! For truly it is said, "Phantasmal Killer is a lethal spell, but all the more lethal if it has no save!" And thus the lethality becomes exponentially increased if it is merely a 4th-level spell and becomes easier to cast the more metamagic is applied, as is achieved through Arcane Thesis! This lethality will become asymptotic to aleph null with the metamagic reduction native to Incantatrix! And it will become asymptotic to aleph one when I regain the spell slot for a trivial Spellcraft check! Despite all this, my loyalty would not be changed! I would still be the mighty Vaarsuvius, master of the arcane, and I would have reached a level of power exceeding even Xykon himself, but the bonds of friendship and camaraderie would yet tie me to this party!
Ah, the capability to completely restore my arcane potency with only eight hours of time is truly magnificent! I eagerly await the ability to take a long rest in what would seem to you non-archmagi as no time at all! Indeed, it truly saddens my heart to reconcile that our present "attack of opportunity," as it were, is only possible through my skill and my master's expertise in magical manipulation and arcane control. Additionally, the rest of you are either meat-shields, skillmonkeys, trapopeners, healbots, or combative psychopaths, all incapable of accomplishing the mighty power I unleash every day. Nonetheless, I brought you along for the simple reason that one thousand and five is larger than one thousand. As if my status as a wizard were not the only benefit I held over you, I also plan on taking levels in Archmage, Darklight Wizard, Incantatrix, Beholder Mage (upon double-casting Polymorph Any Object to turn into a beholder and then another beholder, naturally), or Tainted Scholar (subsequent to becoming a Necropolitan or acquiring the [Evil] subtype to avoid the negative effects of Taint, of course.) Indeed, any one of these prestige classes are capable of defeating all of you combined! Soon, I shall have the Swap Spell, Arcane Thesis, Irresistible Spell, and Miser with Magic feats (through retroactively gaining anti-feats), and then even the mightiest core-rulebook wizards will be as nothing to me! For truly it is said, "Phantasmal Killer is a lethal spell, but all the more lethal if it has no save!" And thus the lethality becomes exponentially increased if it is merely a 4th-level spell and becomes easier to cast the more metamagic is applied, as is achieved through Arcane Thesis! This lethality will become asymptotic to aleph null with the metamagic reduction native to Incantatrix! And it will become asymptotic to aleph one when I regain the spell slot for a trivial Spellcraft check! Despite all this, my loyalty would not be changed! I would still be the mighty Vaarsuvius, master of the arcane, and I would have reached a level of power exceeding even Xykon himself, but the bonds of friendship and camaraderie would yet tie me to this party!