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Zaydos
2015-05-11, 05:56 PM
0 Sure it is, it just requires switching avatar far far too often.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-11, 06:36 PM
-1. Today, I learned something that makes special relativity make more sense.

ezkajii
2015-05-11, 06:42 PM
0 Do share!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-11, 06:46 PM
-1. That sounds interesting. At least...
*puts on shades*
Relatively.
:smallcool:YEEAAAAHHHHHH:smallcool:

Zaydos
2015-05-11, 06:57 PM
0 Jokes aside, it does sound interestin'.

Targ Collective
2015-05-11, 06:59 PM
Negative One

Okay, share. While counting down, preferably.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-11, 08:56 PM
-2. The suspense is palpable.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-11, 08:57 PM
-3. Well, it's time to stop sleeping. See you all in the morning.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-11, 09:00 PM
-4. Okay, so you know the twin paradox? I assumed that since both are moving relative to each other, both would see the other as experiencing the same time dilation, so they wouldn't even agree on who was slowed down. Then I realized that the moving twin's frame of reference was accelerating, which changes things.

Another thing to keep in mind, in the words of Douglas Adams: "Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order though."

Trevortni
2015-05-11, 09:00 PM
-5? Did I just get double ninjaed?

Special is speed and general is gravity, right? Or is it the other way around? I can never keep them straight for some reason. Probably has something to do with spacetime's....
:sunglasses:
Curvature.

Zaydos
2015-05-11, 09:31 PM
-4 Special is speed, general is gravity, is one way of putting it.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-11, 09:33 PM
-5. I should be working now.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-11, 09:53 PM
-6. Just keep going...

Trevortni
2015-05-11, 10:19 PM
-7! That's three posts!

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-12, 05:41 AM
Negative eight. Morning all.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 06:27 AM
-9. Nearly time to sleep.

ezkajii
2015-05-12, 08:03 AM
-7 More like time to party!!! unss unss unss unsssszzzzzzzzzzzzz

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-12, 08:16 AM
-9, actually. Posting mix-up.

Gadora
2015-05-12, 09:32 AM
I think you'll find that it's actually negative eight.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 09:57 AM
-9. Zzzzzzzz

Zaydos
2015-05-12, 10:58 AM
Negative eight

ezkajii
2015-05-12, 12:59 PM
Negative seven

Gadora
2015-05-12, 01:24 PM
Negative six!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 01:28 PM
-7. Knee high desks are difficult to use.

Mauve Shirt
2015-05-12, 03:00 PM
-6 Sounds like you'd have to sit on the floor.

ezkajii
2015-05-12, 03:51 PM
-5 That's really the only sensible option, I think. You could lay down on a mattress, or hang from the ceiling too, but those are less practical.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-12, 04:13 PM
-6. What if you stacked two knee-high desks on top of one another?

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 04:26 PM
-7. I only have one. Fortunately, I also have a chair.
http://i.imgur.com/puB74YUl.jpg?1

Zaydos
2015-05-12, 04:42 PM
-6 There are things that are great when they're knee high... desks are not one of them.

Gadora
2015-05-12, 04:54 PM
Negative five.

I like the 'hanging from the ceiling' option.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-12, 04:59 PM
-6. If you moved at close to light speed relative to it, you would appear compressed to an appropriate height by an outside observer. Of course, to you it would seem even shorter, but to the rest of us, all would be well.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 05:01 PM
-7. I'm an owl, not a bat.

Zaydos
2015-05-12, 05:08 PM
-6 Bats are the best nocturnal aerial predator... other than purple dragons that is.

Targ Collective
2015-05-12, 05:33 PM
Negative eight

There are those that would argue the mosquito is an even more dangerous aerial predator.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-12, 07:38 PM
Actually, it's -8 now. And I don't know any bats capable of flying at relativistic speed.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 07:49 PM
-9. I was referring to Gadora's statement, but bats are relatively fast fliers.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-12, 08:35 PM
-10 Something about flight

Zaydos
2015-05-12, 08:46 PM
-9 I feel compelled to make relativistic bats now.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-12, 08:52 PM
-10.

*picks beet out of garden*

*drops it*

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-12, 08:53 PM
-11. Progress!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-12, 08:54 PM
-12. You can't make relativistic bats. Everyone knows bats are blind. Blind things can't C. Yes, I know bats aren't actually blind. Bear with me.

Trevortni
2015-05-13, 12:27 AM
-13. Where's a rim shot when you need one?

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-13, 05:29 AM
negative fourteen.

ezkajii
2015-05-13, 07:55 AM
-13. I never thought I would see a conversation on relativistic bats, much less one with a gorgeous pun.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-13, 08:06 AM
-14. You're listening to a talking owl. Anything is possible.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-13, 08:35 AM
-15 :smallconfused:

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-13, 08:36 AM
-16. Actually, bats aren't normally blind. Bats that use echolocation don't have good vision, but they still have it, and fruit bats need good eyes to tell which fruits are the most ripe.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-13, 09:03 AM
-17. Get scienced!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-13, 09:41 AM
-18. PIK got white text'd. At the pun.

Zaydos
2015-05-13, 09:47 AM
-17 I think though, that this means that bats that use echolocation, while they can't C well, can approach C.... which means making relativistic bats now loses its appeal because it's too easy.

ezkajii
2015-05-13, 11:47 AM
-16 I... I... okay.

Mauve Shirt
2015-05-13, 03:00 PM
- 15

Woodzyowl
2015-05-13, 03:02 PM
-16. Good one, Zay.

Zaydos
2015-05-13, 03:52 PM
-15 And my head hurts and I seem to be dizzy -_- I think I need to eat more carrots.

Targ Collective
2015-05-13, 07:13 PM
Negative Sixteen

I'd like to compliment you Zaydos (yes I know we have a thread for that) on your comeback on the Play as your Avatar thread. Was hoping you'd answer it. In a small way your humour makes this world a better place.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-13, 07:58 PM
-17. It's not my fault echolocation doesn't work for white text.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-13, 07:59 PM
-18. You aren't that batty.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-13, 08:41 PM
Negative nineteen.

Targ Collective
2015-05-13, 08:59 PM
Negative Twenty

Is the pony surge

As all obey

The downward urge

It seems the Ponies are ascendant

Yea, the negatives are transcendent

Perhaps the non ponies have lost heart?

The negatives are here for all at last.

Zaydos
2015-05-13, 09:53 PM
Negative nineteen Thanks Targ.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-13, 10:24 PM
-20. Eternity lies ahead of us, and behind. Have you drunk your fill?

Trevortni
2015-05-13, 10:58 PM
-21. Eternity is such a short time....

Targ Collective
2015-05-14, 12:09 AM
Negative Twenty Two

Is the count we see

Some way yet

From Pony victory

Onwards with the downwards surge

Counting down's the Pony urge

Dirtytabs
2015-05-14, 01:22 AM
-23
Uh... Roses are red...

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 01:25 AM
-22
Roses are red
I should be in bed
Instead with words and thought I'll shape
Something that all nine alignments does ape.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 05:17 AM
-23. Something something poetry.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-14, 05:39 AM
-24. Downness.

ezkajii
2015-05-14, 08:06 AM
-23.

Ho...garth?

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 09:12 AM
-22 My laptop is being stupid.

Trevortni
2015-05-14, 09:49 AM
-23. Ouch hubby lurching Keck slingshot j Kingston.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 11:21 AM
-24. Indeed.

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 02:03 PM
-23.
Who knew non-ponies were so outnumbered?
Or maybe we just don't really care.

ezkajii
2015-05-14, 02:25 PM
-22. Can confirm, I was previously posting almost as often as possible, but now work's busier so I only post every couple hours.

Mauve Shirt
2015-05-14, 02:27 PM
- 21

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-14, 02:59 PM
Negative twenty two

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 03:00 PM
-21
Ah. Well, I'm sure we'll continue into another thread anyway.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 03:01 PM
-22. Invariably.

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 03:21 PM
-21 I am blegh so utterly and completely blegh.

Tentreto
2015-05-14, 03:25 PM
-20
My blegh is so blegh for the next few weeks... so much work, so little time!

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 03:36 PM
-19
I'm feeling quite nice today.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-14, 04:00 PM
-20 That's good.

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 04:32 PM
-19 Have some new Exalted feats.

Honest Living [Exalted]
You live an upstanding an honest life, your righteousness reflected in your daily business by efficiency and clean skill.
Benefit: You gain a +1 perfection bonus to all skill and ability checks made outside of combat when there is no imminent threat of combat. This bonus increases to +2 on Craft and Profession checks.

Bear Burden [Exalted]
You are able to bear another creature's suffering in its place.
Prerequisites: Stigmata, Heal 6 ranks.
Benefit: With a touch you can take another creature's suffering onto yourself. This functions as a Heal and Restoration spell on the target, except that it does not heal hit point damage and you suffer the effects of any affect removed from the target by this effect (for example if you heal them 4 Con damage and 2 Str drain you suffer 4 Con damage and 2 Str drain). Your immunities and resistances do not apply to effects placed upon you by using this feat.

Bear Burden [Joke]
You are carrying a bear.
Prerequisites: Strength 15+.
Benefit: You have a bear which will not let anyone else near it and will hang onto your back allowing you to carry it. The bear never moves anywhere on its own and will attack any creature you attack. Regardless of its size the bear somehow fits within your space. You must be able to lift the bear overhead to gain the benefits of this feat, otherwise it ignores everything. A black bear weighs 250 lbs, a grizzly bear 700 lbs, a polar bear 1000 lbs, a dire bear 8000 lbs, and a dire polar bear 64000 lbs.

Trevortni
2015-05-14, 05:00 PM
-20. Can I name mine Eric?

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-14, 05:08 PM
-21. I can bearly believe you'd make such a pun. Barbearic.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 05:42 PM
-20. Blargh

Dirtytabs
2015-05-14, 05:44 PM
-21 Beary good.

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 05:46 PM
-20 Woodzy seems to be having trouble trying to bear it.

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 07:25 PM
-19

We're more cunning than you thought!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 07:26 PM
-20. Hardly. You're just more persistent.

Trevortni
2015-05-14, 08:04 PM
-21. Bear Bear Bear Bear.

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 08:05 PM
-20 The feat says nothing about names. Therefore I cannot answer that question.

Burden 2 Bear
You carry 2 bears instead of 1.
Prerequisites: Bear Burden.
Benefit: Your bear weighs half as much as normal, but it seems to have sprouted a conjoined twin which weighs the same amount. This means that you are in effect carrying two bears which attack your enemies.

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 08:09 PM
-19
Nobody expects the drow xenophobe!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 08:11 PM
-20. The what?

Dirtytabs
2015-05-14, 08:39 PM
-21 So at the lightest, your bears weigh 500 pounds. That's a lot to haul around.

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 08:55 PM
-20 No, at its lightest it weighs 125 lbs but you have 2 of them for a total of 250 (18 Strength is enough if medium). Of course you can opt for the 32 tons of bear option if you can carry that much (erm... what's your size?).

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-14, 09:00 PM
Are you remembering to account for quadrupeds' increased carrying capacity? Oh, and -21.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-14, 09:01 PM
-22. 64 tons to carry sounds a bit grisly.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-14, 09:09 PM
-23. I'm thinking of playing some Dread with friends.

Zaydos
2015-05-14, 09:15 PM
-22 Dirtytabs is a biped :smalltongue:

And now I'm making a (chain of) feat(s) that lets you have a swarm of angry demonic bugs living inside of you.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-14, 11:08 PM
-23. But you can't be a biped if you have more than two feats!

Trevortni
2015-05-15, 12:29 AM
-24. At least it'll be harder to be defeated.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-15, 05:15 AM
-25. Murglurglurglurg

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-15, 05:22 AM
Negative twenty six.

ezkajii
2015-05-15, 07:58 AM
-25. It's 8 in the morning and I'm entirely incapable of coming up with a good pun. I am sad, I would love to give you all a good pun.

Zaydos
2015-05-15, 08:15 AM
-24 I understand that boat ezkajii, I understand that boat. It's close cousin is crashing through my head trying to drive me back into my sunken home as we speak.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-15, 12:44 PM
-25. What about a neutral or evil pun?

Xihirli
2015-05-15, 02:00 PM
-24
He who would pun would pick a pocket.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-15, 02:18 PM
-25. And pickpockets are just a few steps short of evil overlords.

ezkajii
2015-05-15, 03:20 PM
-24. Depends on what said evil overlord has in his or her pockets

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-15, 04:01 PM
-25. Are you implying that short people tend to pick people's pockets, that tall people tend to become evil overlords, or both?

ezkajii
2015-05-15, 04:24 PM
[noncontributing post] I was assuming they were on stairs, at different levels

Gadora
2015-05-15, 05:06 PM
-24. Bilbo was short, Saruman was tall. Make of that what you will.

Xihirli
2015-05-15, 05:33 PM
-23 Rally, non-ponies!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-15, 06:00 PM
-24. fhdjgbhjdfbg

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-15, 10:19 PM
-25. Help, I'm caught in a loop!

Dirtytabs
2015-05-16, 01:42 AM
-26 Hiss hiss!

Xihirli
2015-05-16, 08:34 AM
-25 Steady, nonequine brothers! We shall not falter!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-16, 11:02 AM
-26. We'll see about that.

Trevortni
2015-05-16, 11:52 AM
-27. Do you need a falter halter?

Dirtytabs
2015-05-16, 11:56 AM
-28 Walter exalter?

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-16, 01:16 PM
-29. Shall we pray over a Gibraltar altar?

Woodzyowl
2015-05-16, 01:19 PM
-30. Cave Johnson.

Xihirli
2015-05-16, 01:40 PM
-29 I'm going to get my engineers working on a combustible lemon that will

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-16, 01:58 PM
-30
no

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-16, 05:45 PM
-31. Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-16, 05:59 PM
-32. I only burn people occasionally.

Xihirli
2015-05-16, 06:41 PM
-31
No! Brethren! Do not fall behind!

Trevortni
2015-05-16, 07:20 PM
-00100000. Or -32 if you don't want binary.

Mauve Shirt
2015-05-16, 08:44 PM
- 31

Woodzyowl
2015-05-16, 08:49 PM
-32. Or 11100000 in 8-bit 2's complement. I think. It's been a while.

Xihirli
2015-05-16, 09:16 PM
-31 I dine on equine tonight!

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-16, 11:11 PM
Negative thirty two.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-16, 11:23 PM
-33. Deal with it, Xihirli.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 06:02 AM
-34. Let's be civil.

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 09:29 AM
-33 Sleep deprivation

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 11:52 AM
-32 I refuse to deal!

Targ Collective
2015-05-17, 12:43 PM
Negative Thirty Three

It seems we have a predator in our midst

For Xihirili the Equine Dining List

Even Mauve, in hatred bold,

Has never said said she'll feast

...upon our foals...

Xihirili! You are beyond the pale!

Your darkness consumes all without fail!

But you will find in me a bright Light

We will not give up the Pony fight!

Xihirili! Xihirili! Xihiliri the foul!

You will find the Pony hour is at hand!

Xihirili! Xihirili! Xihirili the foul!

Among us, your bad attitude will not stand!

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 12:44 PM
-34. That.

Targ Collective
2015-05-17, 12:50 PM
Ya gotta admit, I'm getting better. :)

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 12:50 PM
-33 Wait is baby eating happening?

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 12:58 PM
-32

You wish to see my blood spilled
You will not rest till I am killed.
You are determined; I, impressed
But do not expect your awaited rest.
You think your power is new to me
But Iíve been around the block, you see.
For Iíve tasted deeply Satanís kiss
Do you think I will choke on this?
Belial Iíve faced and he is gone.
Iíve communed with the demon Abaddon.
Sonneillon Iíve found and him Iíve crushed.
My actions make the Devil blush.
You may win, but before I die,
You will hear my Battle Cry.

And Satan tempts me in the dark
But I, I cannot hear his hark.
Temptationís call wonít reach my ear
For Iím too far into Sin to hear!
So taste the sting, my enemy.
Learn why the demons come to me!
Cry out for mercy, cry out for grace!
They do not come, pain takes their place!
Belial Iíve faced and he is gone.
Iíve communed with the demon Abaddon.
Sonneillon Iíve found and him Iíve crushed.
My actions make the Devil blush.
As Satan meets me in the sky,
He shudders at my battle cry.

The Almighty rears his broken neck
And tries to call me in His beck.
From Him Iíve fled, from Him I fell.
Now I fight my way down the path to hell.
But the Savior comes to strike me down
So I shake my head at him and frown.
The God of Mercy begs for some.
He prays for a death that will not come.
Belial Iíve faced and he is gone.
Iíve communed with the demon Abaddon.
Sonneillon Iíve found and he is crushed.
My actions make the Devil blush.
Before I go to hell and fry,
God will fear my battle cry.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-17, 02:06 PM
-33. Losing seems to lead to losing it.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 02:12 PM
-34. We're currently at a draw.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-17, 02:36 PM
-35 No.

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 02:56 PM
-34 No we are not at a draw or no there is no baby eating happening?

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-17, 03:26 PM
-35. We're not at a draw. This thread has a rather dramatic lack of pictures in it.

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 03:27 PM
-34

Your doom comes closer and closer, pony. But we need only hold out for a few more pages to tie.

Gadora
2015-05-17, 03:30 PM
-33

So... posting pictures would make it a draw?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54497831/White%20Wind/HartUngalled_Bouncy.png

@v I can't draw either. What I can do is post pics of my character that other people have done.

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 03:32 PM
-32 I still can't draw so you won't see me posting pics.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-17, 04:43 PM
-33. I'll see what art I can come up with shortly.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 04:52 PM
-34. Something about pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/KP9L7oHl.jpg

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 05:10 PM
-33 Curse you, Woodzy!

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 05:11 PM
-32 Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz

Mauve Shirt
2015-05-17, 05:24 PM
- 31

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 05:25 PM
-32. Blart.

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 06:10 PM
-33
Ha! I would never betray my nonequine brethren!
-31

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 06:13 PM
-30 *stabs Xihirli in the back*

I would! On several occasions. It's a chronic disorder.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-17, 06:18 PM
-31. Dang, I'm getting flashbacks.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 06:25 PM
-32. Betrayal is all part of the game. Hence my alternate avatar.

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 07:19 PM
Know this, dragon. You have lost your side a warrior. Zaydos, your treachery may well lose you your chance at a tie.

-33

Gadora
2015-05-17, 07:26 PM
-32-30
Sadly, my old Pony avatar (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1101/twiav7.png) seems to be lost forever. It looks like I can't get in on the backstabbing fun.

EDIT: Xihirli, if you want to join the Pony team, don't you have to actually change your avatar?

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 07:32 PM
-29 You in fact do. For example I could change back to the half-peanut dragon pony avatar http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd466/Zaydos/peanutpony_zps595d39ca.png (http://s1221.photobucket.com/user/Zaydos/media/peanutpony_zps595d39ca.png.html) that The_Randomizer made for me... but the ponies aren't losing atm so it's not really worth doing.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 07:33 PM
-30. If you want to switch sides, there are several people who might make you a ponytar if you asked nicely.
@v: As far as I know, you can only have one avatar at a time. I keep my spare in my signature. You could make a very drowified pony. Like a Lolth-touched Dire Horse.

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 07:38 PM
I'm working on mine right now.

-31

- - - Updated - - -

How do I post a secondary avatar? A big part of my character is being Drow.

Trevortni
2015-05-17, 07:56 PM
-32. Maybe I should consider posting my alt in my sig too.

Gadora
2015-05-17, 08:08 PM
-29, on account of Xihirli still having a non-pony avatar.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 08:11 PM
-30. Unfortunately, we can't let you just count down, Dave. Err, wait, what?

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 08:13 PM
-29 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.

Trevortni
2015-05-17, 08:25 PM
-30. I blame the mobile site not showing actual avatars instead of my own failure to notice which way he had counted when he outright stated that he still didn't have the avatar.

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 08:33 PM
Okay, so I can't add a photo on here because there isn't anywhere I can put it that still has an http:// instead of https, and it won't accept http.
Progress, I curse you.

Also, the OWL has an OWL avatar, and you've never exploited THAT. So...
*Meteor swarm*

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 08:36 PM
-30. This is an owl from that show about ponies. Which, I suppose, means you could be another non-pony character from that show. There just needs to be an obvious connection. I think you can link your avatar without the http://. Let me check.
EDIT: Welp. I'm dum.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-17, 09:27 PM
Negative thirty one. Tomorrow is my last Monday that I have to go to school this year. /get hyped

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 09:29 PM
-30 My brain hurts.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-17, 10:12 PM
-31. Today I learned that Pathfinder really screws over people who like ability-score-enhancing items.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 10:20 PM
-32. Like monks?

Gadora
2015-05-17, 10:26 PM
-31. How so?

Zaydos
2015-05-17, 10:31 PM
-30 I am wondering how they messed with ability enhancement items.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-17, 10:44 PM
-31. Basically, all the mental-ability-improving things occupy the headband slot while all the physical-ability-improving things occupy the belt slot, rather than each item having its own slot. In plain 3.5, you can wear Gloves of Dexterity and a Belt of Giant Strength at the same time to get both a STR boost and a DEX boost, but in Pathfinder, you can only get one of the two benefits at full power. I found this out to my annoyance when looking up potential magic items for a fighter who relies on both agility and strength.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-17, 11:07 PM
-32. Basically making life hard for monks.

Gadora
2015-05-18, 12:28 AM
-31. I was under the impression that you could combine magic item effects into one item?

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-18, 05:29 AM
Negative thirty two.

ezkajii
2015-05-18, 07:52 AM
-31-31-31-31-31-31

Zaydos
2015-05-18, 09:25 AM
-30 At a surcharge till MiC came out (where it made +Stat items not cost extra to combine onto items). Not sure if PF carried over that patch.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-18, 09:50 AM
-31. BlarglewargleApplefargle.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-18, 11:07 AM
Negative thirty two.

ezkajii
2015-05-18, 01:36 PM
and back up, to -31

Zaydos
2015-05-18, 01:38 PM
I think -30 is better.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-18, 02:08 PM
-31. Not negative enough.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-18, 04:18 PM
I love the -32s.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-18, 09:15 PM
Negative 33.

Zaydos
2015-05-18, 09:42 PM
-32 Woodzy, Batman told me that owls are evil and want to corrupt his son and have armies of zombies.

Gadora
2015-05-19, 12:09 AM
Negative thirty-one.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-19, 01:28 AM
-32. That is an evil plot, so therefore we owls have had it at one point.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-19, 05:34 AM
Negative thirty three.

ezkajii
2015-05-19, 07:55 AM
-32 Owls are the keepers of all Evil Plots? TIL.

Zaydos
2015-05-19, 09:48 AM
-31 I meant to say something next time I posted here but I forget what.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-19, 09:51 AM
-32. Memory erasure is part of many evil owl plans. Not that you're among the targets of any plots.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-19, 10:57 AM
Negative thirty three.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-19, 11:52 AM
-34. What's so evil about your measured areas of land? As for the alternative pun... Let's not go there.

Zaydos
2015-05-19, 11:56 AM
-33 The way he measures it. Cthulhu is jealous.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-19, 12:00 PM
-34. Don't question the huge tracts of land. You may wake the sheeple.

ezkajii
2015-05-19, 12:21 PM
-33 the Lousiana Sheeple

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-19, 12:34 PM
-34. That sounds like a baseball team.

Zaydos
2015-05-19, 12:42 PM
-33 They're in the Eldritch Abomination League.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-19, 01:55 PM
-34. Is that the evil counterpart of the celestial spirit league?

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-19, 08:52 PM
-35. Only 9 more days until summer!

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-19, 09:32 PM
There's a lovely -36 down here!

ezkajii
2015-05-20, 11:10 AM
I'm so glad -35 is not representative of the current temperature.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-20, 11:11 AM
-36. Doom approaches.

Zaydos
2015-05-20, 11:16 AM
-35 We must use a different scale.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-20, 11:32 AM
-36. Let's do this in base 7.5 instead.

Targ Collective
2015-05-20, 11:42 AM
Negative Thirty-Eight.

You can if you want to, but I don't have the patience to work it out. :)

Woodzyowl
2015-05-20, 12:01 PM
-38. Wow Targ. Wooooooooow.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-20, 12:46 PM
-39. How about octal? We'd be at -47 then, and almost at -50.

Gadora
2015-05-20, 01:51 PM
Zero, as there seems to have been an unannounced panic.

Zaydos
2015-05-20, 02:00 PM
1 small step upwards.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-20, 02:09 PM
0. Unannounced panic is best panic.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-20, 02:57 PM
-1. I'll update.

ezkajii
2015-05-20, 03:28 PM
Zippidy nada

Zaydos
2015-05-20, 03:34 PM
One... I need to make an entry for the monster contest.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-20, 03:36 PM
0. Gopher it.

Trevortni
2015-05-20, 06:14 PM
-1 is a number.

Gadora
2015-05-20, 07:38 PM
Zero. Let us now climb!

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-20, 08:59 PM
Negative one. Or don't.

Woodzyowl
2015-05-20, 09:03 PM
-2. As long as we're climbing down.

PurityIcekiller
2015-05-20, 09:11 PM
-3. Hmm... This thread is going slower than I remember...

Zaydos
2015-05-20, 09:38 PM
-2 Climbing isn't fun.

sparky9042
2015-05-20, 10:17 PM
You know what thread I haven't posted in in a while?

This one. -3.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-21, 12:18 AM
Hey, hello. -4

Gadora
2015-05-21, 12:33 AM
-3 Have you considered seeing if you can get your pony avatar humanized?

Zaydos
2015-05-21, 12:33 AM
-2 q? Q? Q?

Woodzyowl
2015-05-21, 03:40 AM
-3. Yes.

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-21, 05:27 AM
-4. I need sleep.

ezkajii
2015-05-21, 07:52 AM
-3. Me tooooooo

sparky9042
2015-05-21, 08:15 AM
-4. Anyone know when the last time the ponies won was?

Dirtytabs
2015-05-21, 08:59 AM
-5 Uhm, recently. Page 17 I think.

Zaydos
2015-05-21, 09:08 AM
-4 No, that was just panic (I think there's been 2 panics since), it's been a good while since a pony victory.

Targ Collective
2015-05-21, 09:46 AM
Negative Five is what we have to see

Ponies are (de)scendant

Ponies onto victory

With negatives transcendent...

ezkajii
2015-05-21, 11:00 AM
-4 flimflamscendant

BasketOfPuppies
2015-05-21, 01:04 PM
-5. I can't remember a pony win since I got here. That's been almost two years.

sparky9042
2015-05-21, 01:10 PM
-6. Good to know things haven't changed. Now let's change them.

Trevortni
2015-05-21, 01:52 PM
-7. Sounds good to me.

Targ Collective
2015-05-21, 04:04 PM
Negative Nine

Pony counting holding sway

Counting down throughout the day

Diminishing score by the night

Deeper negatives in Pony sight...

Woodzyowl
2015-05-21, 04:23 PM
-10. Yeah, the pony win count hasn't changed since I starter.

Dirtytabs
2015-05-21, 05:31 PM
-11 Ba-dum

Gadora
2015-05-21, 07:47 PM
Negative ten.

ezkajii
2015-05-21, 08:30 PM
We missed -8 last time, so here it is!

Zaydos
2015-05-21, 08:31 PM
-7 We did, didn't we?

Woodzyowl
2015-05-21, 08:31 PM
-8. Indeed.

Gadora
2015-05-21, 10:56 PM
Negative eightseven. Huh, so we did.