OotS Monologues

[The Dark Fiddler]

Hi, all. Long story short, I plan on auditioning for a show titled She Kills Monsters at my university in a week or so, and the audition includes a "1-2 minute comedic monologue". Given the show is based on D&D, I felt like a monologue of some sort related to D&D would be great, and Order of the Stick seemed like a perfect fit. I was wondering if anybody could remember any good speeches or monologues that might work well?

I've currently got three considerations, all from Elan: his speech to the Azurites before the siege (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0421.html), his speech to Banjo asking for mercy from the orc tribe (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0558.html), and his speech to the patrons at the arena in the Empire of Blood (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0776.html). In the past, I used Xykon's speech to the freshly de-powered and invisible V, but I'd rather not re-do that one.

Currently, I'm leaning towards Elan's speech to Banjo, but any more options would certainly be welcome!

[Quild]

Villain's monologue are the best ones (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0702.html).

I checked the ABD monologue but I don't think it fits what you need.


Elan's one in the Empire of Blood is quite good, but wouldn't you need some introduction for it?

[D.One]

What do you think of Roy's speech to Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html), or Roy talking about mortality (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0669.html), or even Deva's speech about keeping trying (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0490.html).

[Zyzzyva]

I always sorta pegged Tarquin's speech to Elan (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html) as a monologue, but it's really a conversation.

My vote, therefore, is for the speech to the Azurite army.

[dancrilis]

Xykon start of Darkness if you have it is a great speech.

It can be found here also: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech/Webcomics