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Tengu
2007-04-16, 03:54 AM
Depending on your alignment! Take with a pinch of salt.

Lawful Good: will politely remind those who cross the street on red not to do so.
Neutral Good: helps the old woman cross the road, of course on green.
Chaotic Good: does not care about lights, but crosses the street only when it's safe.
Lawful Neutral: walks when the light is green, does not when it's red. If the light turns red while he's in the middle of crossing the road, he stops.
True Neutral (old DND editions): keeps a notebook in which he carefully scribes the number of times he crossed the road on green and red light, trying to keep the numbers as close as possible.
True Neutral (DND 3.x): does not care.
Chaotic Neutral: crosses the road as he pleases, even aslant or longways. Does not even notice the lights.
Lawful Evil: will shoot you if you cross the road on a red light.
Neutral Evil: pickpockets people waiting for the light to turn green.
Chaotic Evil: pushes people in front of cars.

Takamari
2007-04-16, 04:07 AM
Lol, I'm not sure how many will agree with you, but I liked it. It was good for a laugh and an interesting way to describe the alignment system.

Lolzords
2007-04-16, 04:12 AM
Haha, I got a giggle or two out of that.