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Grim ranger
2015-08-23, 03:02 PM
I proceed to summon a pillar of light (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Pillar_Projection) to thoughtfully provide your sales pitch with a proper spotlight.

2015-08-24, 02:40 PM
With my Artifical Heart (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Heart) I..., uh.. keep on living and say "Hi, long time no see" to TPAM ?
Beat still my heart ..but not too still, please.

...How does that even remotely count as a superpower ?

Then again, as a biology major ,I alway marveled as how comic books alway used the word "mutants".
*Bombastic voice*
"She has a peacemaker, he's colorblind, together they wear spandex and fight crime !"

2015-08-24, 05:14 PM
After putting on a mask to cover my disfigured face from the random raccoon attack, I start creating smoke!
Hahahaha! Soon the world will overflow with smoke! Breath you fools! Breath! *cough* *cough*, crap! no immunity to my own power! Well then I buy a gas mask from some online site.

Grim ranger
2015-08-26, 12:55 PM
I care not for your smoke. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technomorphism) Breathing is a weakness reserved for organics.

With my mastery of technology, I proceed to build myself up as the new conqueror of the world by multiplying my nanomachines, and blast my opposition to paste with my nanite-built doom fortresses and robot armies.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-26, 01:47 PM
A massive, international new anti-tech movement is rising against you, ironically, it is one that prayers to fight tech with tech.

2015-08-27, 08:17 PM
I use the power of Divine Communication (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication) to revive myself from the dead, then revive myself from the dead again wearing a gas mask, along with giving the entire world gas masks.

2015-08-27, 11:59 PM
I maul TPAM
But in an enhanced way (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Mauling)
It's so enhanced that I cut bits of them at every swing like an axe into a tree
Or as we call it in the enhanced mauling buisness
A chopping maul.

(Actualy out of curiosity, why is 'chopping' not a real english world ? (apparetly) I mean 'to chop' is a verb ?)

2015-08-29, 07:27 AM

I am become the Demon of Stupidity and Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. I bestow the power of wanting to be evil in the most self-destructive way possible to the entire world.

Grim ranger
2015-08-29, 07:47 AM
I start by shanking you to the back, TPAM, thus freeing myself for more fruitful endeavors than endlessly stabbing people. Afterwards, I call all possible Grims to help me out (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate-Selves_Contacting).

The world shall be mine...or ours?

@V: Works likely all the way until Power Immune or Omnipotent (or just Cosmic) Grim comes along. Then you are beyond hosed, my friend :smalltongue:

Prince Zahn
2015-08-29, 09:58 AM
@^Except I don't think you get to keep your powers from previous turns. Get Omnipotent again, and we'll talk :smallwink:

I infiltrate your base of operations and transform your grims into what you soon discover are grotesque and eldritch charicatures of your endless selves (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mockery_Physiology) who soon ambush, torture, and eventually eat you in their madness. It's quite amusing, too - like watching Snow White's seven dwarves fight eachother to the death in a room full of fun house mirrors.

2015-08-29, 02:09 PM
This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time. :smallamused::smallbiggrin:




2015-08-29, 10:09 PM
Beware ! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jabberwock_Physiology)

(I love how every example except one for this Jabberwock phisiology "power" is 'The Jabberwock'. You don't say ?!)

@V Actualy, your power is 'list of telepahtic abilities', no one said it was the abilities themselves.
*wonders why the silly drow is waving a piec of paper with telepathic abilities written on it while shouting 'kneel'*

2015-08-29, 10:17 PM
Well, would you look at that. I got the telepathic abilities.
All of them.


Prince Zahn
2015-08-30, 02:11 AM
*grins and chuckles ominously* (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment)
Telepathy? Is that the best you got?! *ties an impossibly tight knot in your mind link* what? Impossible, you say? I, Prince Zahn, am badass incarnate! The laws of reality kneel down to my whim!
[...one long and badass cutscene later filled with displays of arbitrary violence] I give Xihirli the most badass beatdown the gods have ever seen as they eat popcorn and watch closely in approval. When I'm done I eat all the divine popcorns and ascend to godhood for saving the world from the nefarious Drow.

2015-08-30, 09:40 AM
Physical Restoration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restoration)

Time to begin cleaning up the mess that Prince Zhan just made in giving the ultimate beatdown. *Fix fix fix* I now have a base!

Grim ranger
2015-08-30, 11:45 AM
Hello, TPAM, would you just LISTEN TO ME FOR A BIT?! (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Scream)

*calmly collects TurboGhast blasted remains to nearest trash bin*

2015-08-30, 05:54 PM

I now own the most lucrative barber shop and lawn business in any universe.

2015-08-30, 09:07 PM

Cool. +11 level adjuster.

*Meteor Swarm*

2015-08-30, 11:00 PM
Hey guys I seem to have had a bit of a grow spurt. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Size_Enhancement)

Anyone up for battling on the middle of Tokyo ?

@V Oh let's say twenty to thirty minutes worth, enough for a succesfull action movie. Winner gets the sequels.

2015-08-31, 03:39 PM

Sure! How many rounds do you want to go for?

2015-08-31, 04:51 PM
This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time. :smallamused::smallbiggrin:


I may have destabilized the powers you get from your ability... you get the same abilities as... Dazzler.
So sorry.

2015-08-31, 08:29 PM
I slide.... a lot. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding

In fact, I slide into and up a tree and down the other side. Snatching gas masks from everyone everywhere from my previous scheme and sell them for exorbitantly.... low prices.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-31, 10:10 PM
*aims at Warper, the sliding wonder*
*BANG (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Protrusion)!* *headshot*
*blows smoke off barrel*
You thought we were just gonna let that slide, Didn'tcha?

2015-09-01, 04:30 PM

So I can basically do anything.
...You know what I must do.

How do I like it?

I like it....


2015-09-01, 05:55 PM
I make apropriate background music gesture with a gesture of hand for reallity is but an artificial similation and I can see the code and it is mine to play with (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence)
... At least as long as no one outside pull the plug.

2015-09-01, 07:02 PM

This is pretty meaningless since we swap powers every time we vote, but I guess I trade this for the Kamehameha I had earlier, just so I can do it one more time, not really pointed at anyone.


2015-09-01, 09:28 PM
Stochastic Mimicry (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stochastic_Mimicry)

I turn myself into the probability of the plug getting pulled, and then change myself to one. Then I turn myself into the probability of the gas mask market crashing and change it to zero, just to see what happens.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-02, 02:31 AM

Bye bye, Plug!
Bye bye, TPAM (I know, like, what were the odds, right?):smalltongue:

Bye bye, TPBM! *proceeds to eject more stuff out to space*

2015-09-02, 05:46 PM

I somehow managed to wake up after being shot in the face, and it seems getting my brains blown out has awakened my true power. Everyone starts to get minor headaches.

2015-09-02, 10:01 PM
I just want a hug but everyone keeps telling me I'm poison. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_Mimicry) And now I have a headache on top of that. :smallfrown:

Hug, TPBM ?

2015-09-04, 06:12 AM

Sure, here's a hug! *glorp* Umm, sorry?

2015-09-04, 03:21 PM

Guess what? All deserts, swamps, and other uninhabitable regions are now paradises. Owned by drow.

2015-09-04, 06:05 PM
Pyrokinetic Blade Construction (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Blade_Construction)

I slash warper with my new fire sword to stop the headaches.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-05, 09:44 AM
I trap TurboGhast in fake reality where he as accomplished so much within, from which he shall never wake up from. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Illusion):smallwink:

2015-09-05, 10:19 AM

...What am I supposed to do with that, KILL people!?
I guess I become the best exterminator in the business.

2015-09-05, 12:57 PM
I manipulate civilization (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Society_Manipulation) to create a better world. Come at me, villains!

2015-09-06, 07:09 PM
Echnioderm Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Echinoderm_Physiology)

I use this power in order to turn into a Starmie, and due to reading minds not quite in the illusion, can escape! Now eat Swift, Prince Zahn! There's no dodging this!

General Tip: If you get a Physiology power you don't know what to do with, then transform into a Pokémon.

2015-09-06, 11:38 PM

But wouldn't that only crush things up against me?

2015-09-08, 04:35 PM

If it's not painful to cut some off then I create an unlimited source of cloth.
I hope that won't impact the economy badly...

2015-09-08, 06:33 PM
I think I need some of your cloth now ...

2015-09-08, 07:52 PM

ZAYDOS! I am coming for you! Do you hear me!? I hope you hear me! Because I'm hitting you RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THIS!

*Galaxy-destroying Meteor Swarm right in Zaydos's face*

Prince Zahn
2015-09-09, 05:48 AM

*Galaxy-destroying Meteor Swarm right in Zaydos's face*
Yeah, funny story about that, Xihirli... (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Creation)
*Counterpower - Genesis Burst!*

2015-09-09, 06:36 PM
Centrifugal Force Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Centrifugal_Force_Manipulation)

I need to get as far way from this as possible! I use my power to fly a spaceship with a spinning powered FTL engine out of the blast radius.

Sir Toast
2015-09-10, 06:41 PM

FEAR ME :mitd:

2015-09-10, 06:46 PM



I give up?

Prince Zahn
2015-09-11, 06:15 AM
Oh wow. A power I really wish I had in real life right now.

I gloat to TPAM about not needing air to be alive. Torturing TPAM with plenty of bad jokes and puns in the process.

2015-09-11, 01:11 PM
Good Lord, i wish i could roboticize myself to caring about these lame puns...and your stinking air!

Sir Toast
2015-09-11, 04:48 PM
I will make you taste defeat (and hear another bad pun) with this super power. :smallsmile:

2015-09-11, 08:24 PM
Doubt Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_Embodiment)

I use the doubt of all the theories about what dark energy is, which abounds in intergalactic space, to get back onto whatever planet we're on.

2015-09-12, 12:43 PM

I think we're on Pandora or something, we've destroyed all the other inhabitable planets.

I kill ALL the Na'vi with multi-strike of Meteor Swarms and Scimitar-Chucks, yo.

2015-09-12, 03:30 PM

You miss.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

Prince Zahn
2015-09-13, 07:01 AM
I'M WALKING ON SUN~SHI~NE! (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulation)♬

Sir Toast
2015-09-13, 07:28 AM
My wizard has a lot of powerful overpowered homebrew spells now!

2015-09-13, 01:58 PM

Those spells would really come in handy if you were a caster. Sadly, you're a Commoner with no skill ranks in anything that would help you not be beat up by me so that I could steal your overpowered spells.
Also, I beat her up and steal them.

2015-09-13, 07:59 PM

...I take the fastest possible route away from all of you.

2015-09-13, 08:49 PM

I lower the friction around you, causing you to slide around uncontrollably.

2015-09-14, 04:34 AM
Well darn, I think I've just drew the jackpot (Omniverse Manipulation) (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Manipulation)

Giddy with power, I start juggling around with entire universes and make random alterations because, hey, I can.
(And kittens, kittens everywheeere)

2015-09-14, 05:23 AM
I use this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Division variation of this http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scattering power to have a version of myself in every aspect of the Omniverse that TPAM created.

2015-09-14, 12:22 PM

Erm... I get everyone to love me? But then everyone starts stabbing everyone else.

There's got to be a better use for this.

Medival Wombat
2015-09-14, 03:24 PM
Sounds exiting! I´ll stay at a save distance and watch it through your own eyes.
Also I´ll link myself with my crush because... reasons^^

2015-09-15, 07:05 PM

...What. The. Hel.

Sir Toast
2015-09-15, 08:25 PM
I heal you so that people don't have to be scared of shaking your hand.

Prince Zahn
2015-09-16, 06:19 AM

I...fall? On TPAM, Inevitably causing physical and mental trauma, assuming he can survive. I generally have quite a bit of mass, so that's a BIG chunk of tin landing a critical hit on you.

Nothing personal, Sir Toast, but from my experience the cleric is first to die when there's no bards around.

2015-09-16, 08:37 AM

...I bull-charge TPAM and trample them with my hooves, mooing victoriously.

2015-09-16, 06:05 PM
Archangel Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Archangel_Physiology)

Whoa, that power has a lot of sub-powers. I heal Sir Toast, then use angel manipulation to copy myself to all the universes TPAM created, spreading myself across the omniverse.

Sir Toast
2015-09-16, 08:21 PM
Tin is an excellent conductor of electricity. Now that I'm alive again its time for my revenge.
I zap Prince Zahn with a 20th level empowered chain lightning spell.
(I also zap Acheron for fun)

2015-09-17, 10:21 AM

... I change the color of my hair several times ... then I think I'll go hide in the corner.

2015-09-17, 05:23 PM

I make unlimited stores of renewable solar energy. I am now the only name in energy.

2015-09-24, 07:53 PM
Transcendent Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology)

Because I don't have anything better to do with this omnipotence level power, I fuel it back into the power source in order to supercharge it, making possible to gain 2 powers simultaneously until page 15. That should get things moving!

2015-09-25, 04:13 PM

Well, that first one's really cool.
*Dozens of mini-Xihirlis run around killing NPCs with screwdrivers*

Sir Toast
2015-09-25, 04:28 PM
Centipede powers activate!
I transform into a Colossal Fiendish Monstrous Centipede.
I bite everyone in my path.
None shall escape my wrath!

2015-09-29, 06:46 PM
I... forgive Sir Toast? What?


2015-10-03, 12:32 PM

I use godlike powers to BREAK THE THREE-POST RULE!



2015-10-03, 02:33 PM
Weapon Transformation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Transformation)

What to do, what to do...I know! Time to start my personal armory! *Xihirli is transformed into a scimitar*

Oh the irony, my +3 Shadow Feybane Scimitar...*casts Meteor Swarm using one of Xihirli's spell charges*

Sir Toast
2015-10-04, 04:07 PM
Compassion Inducement (["http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_Inducement")

I cause JBPuffin to be filled with compassion and transform Xihirli back to his normal drow self.
Fully expecting to be stabbed or meteor swarmed by Xihirli I cause him to feel compassion towards me.

Insane Trystane
2015-10-04, 08:11 PM
Wood Shield Construction. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Shield_Construction)
I use one of the most underwhelming superpowers I have ever heard of as an excuse to learn how to link things on the GitP forums.

Oh, and I make a shield. Out of wood. Without having to make a Craft (Woodworking) check.
Whaddya mean, it cost me a spell slot?!? ARRRGH.

2015-10-04, 08:48 PM
Energy propulsion (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Propulsion). So I can fly. I decide to keep this power to tap into it to never waste a spell slot on flight, overland flight, or feather fall. I'm also like a rocket now and can act out a whole bunch of dragon ball z scenes.
Anyway, I learned links, too!
I can't believe it took so long...


Prince Zahn
2015-11-08, 09:15 AM

Ahh... To be young forever....

I use my power to drain Xihirli's age and make everyone else but me a little bit older. Baby Xihirli won't be as much trouble, we can raise him to be a little more humanitarian.:smallsmile:

2015-11-21, 11:10 AM
Musical Movement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Movement)



2015-11-26, 07:23 PM

Ahh... To be young forever....

I use my power to drain Xihirli's age and make everyone else but me a little bit older. Baby Xihirli won't be as much trouble, we can raise him to be a little more humanitarian.:smallsmile:

"Humanitarian" is like "vegetarian," right?


Anyway, through taking 20 on my Elemental Polearm power, I go back to the age of 19.