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Drakeburn
2015-04-21, 06:31 PM
This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time. :smallamused::smallbiggrin:

Twelvetrees
2015-04-21, 07:29 PM
I activate my super power and...

Oops. Omnilock. See ya.

Xihirli
2015-04-21, 08:35 PM
Since the other guy left, I go up to Drakeburn and use my control of arachnids to attack him with twelve scorpions. They fill him with venom until he stops twitching.

Targ Collective
2015-04-21, 08:51 PM
I gain the somewhat befitting Love Embodiment. I have a limitless source of Love from my Orb of Light, so I am now an all powerful God. I shine the Light of Love everywhere I go.

Drakeburn
2015-04-21, 10:02 PM
With my newly obtained Dream - World Lordship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream-World_Lordship), your worst nightmares are now mine to command! :evil laugh:

*forces you to dream about the third generation of My Little Pony*

Trevortni
2015-04-22, 01:36 AM
I manipulate the Akashic Plane to transfer all of your knowledge to myself (I'd link, but I'm on a phone).

Laughing Dog
2015-04-22, 07:31 AM
With my newly acquired Kinetic Energy Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption), I stop that freight train from hitting Trevortni. I then deck him anyways.

Xihirli
2015-04-22, 02:23 PM
*I use my new Aversion Field to escape from the nightmares and such*

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aversion_Field

Inevitability
2015-04-22, 02:36 PM
I use my Health Optimization (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Health_Optimization) to become the world's greatest doctor, leaving this thread be.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-04-22, 06:53 PM
It's lucky he's a super-doctor, though, 'casue ol' Fullbladder just got Disease Acceleration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Acceleration) and I have very poor self control.

Drakeburn
2015-04-22, 07:07 PM
Dang it! I got Death Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment)! I'm basically powerless, since nobody above me actually died. :small annoyed:

So I'm just going to sit here, do nothing, and pose as a sitting duck. :smallsigh:

Angsty Anubite
2015-04-22, 08:11 PM
Oh no you aren't.

You and this thread are gonna

*strikes a pose*

DANCE. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Manipulation)

But don't worry! Eventually people will start dying from exhaustion, and then you'll be King of the dance floor!

Twelvetrees
2015-04-22, 08:42 PM
Causality Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation).

MUAHAHAHAHA! WHAT POWER!

...
...
...

Bored now. Perhaps a few hundred blue flamingos joining the dancers would help?

*snaps fingers*

Xihirli
2015-04-23, 05:15 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taur_Form

I turn into a centaur and kick a whole bunch of flamingos, causing a bird massacre.

Targ Collective
2015-04-23, 06:54 PM
Ooh. Serenity Constructs.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Constructs

Since my light is balanced at all times, I always experience a constant flow of peace and serenity. Nothing can faze me. Nothing at all.

I create an orb of Serene Light and create a variety of beautiful forms from it.

Drakeburn
2015-04-23, 07:28 PM
I use my ability of Comic Narration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comic_Narration) to put an end to this ridiculous dancing scene!

Emperordaniel
2015-04-23, 11:29 PM
With the power of Card Combat (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Combat), I can make everyone hit the deck! Looks like ending the dance was just in the cards for y'all! I just aced you all!

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 12:10 AM
I get...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

SERIOUSLY? This is SERIOUSLY a friggin' superpower?

I Ascend through the Planes of Light to get my godhood back.

Inevitability
2015-04-24, 09:27 AM
I gain the Radiation Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Manipulation) power, and decide to test it in some uninhabited, empty dimension. Say... the Planes of Light. A few moments later, said plane has become the center of an interdimensional radioactive storm, which... Oops, didn't see you there, Targ.

Twelvetrees
2015-04-24, 01:24 PM
Oooh. What an amazing sight. Photography Vision (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photography_Vision) is perfect to share this with others!

*Stares at irradiated Planes of Light*

Xihirli
2015-04-24, 04:05 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Denial

None of you have computers.
And I value all of your opinions.
You raised me well, dad.
I have no reason to cry...

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 05:21 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Chi_Manipulation

Oh great, another power that is out of character/no use to me. Fortunately light is a form of radiation so that didn't hurt the planes of Light, but *this*... I'm going to have to have counselling over this one.

Xihirli
2015-04-24, 05:28 PM
Through Oxygen manipulation, I command all of the oxygen in other people's lungs to start a hurricane.
Inside of the other posters.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oxygen_Manipulation

Drakeburn
2015-04-24, 05:59 PM
Gains Poison-Fire Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulation).

Hurriedly uses it to kill TPBM, to prevent this hurricane from getting any worse.

Xihirli
2015-04-24, 07:54 PM
Hah! You wrote TPBM, which means that only if I post right beneath you will I die!

...Wait.

XIHIRLI has died and lost the game.

Except not really.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Augmentation

I craft my body to have fire and poison resistance, at the price of losing the Oxygen power and probably only killing a few people.

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 08:41 PM
Ooh!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness

I escape to the real world. Aha!

Emperordaniel
2015-04-25, 03:53 PM
With the powers of Animal Magic (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Magic), I take control of you. You are now forced to do my bidding! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Xihirli
2015-04-25, 06:55 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Physiology
I change into a bat.

Now I'm being commanded by animal man.

What is thy bidding, my master?

Drakeburn
2015-04-25, 10:44 PM
I can feel my old power leaving me, and now I feel as though I have a new power.

I now possess the power of.... Disgust Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Inducement)?

I use my new power to make TPBM disgusted with the person under him.

Emperordaniel
2015-04-26, 01:03 AM
With the power of Rarity Detection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Detection), I outfit myself in full enchanted diamond gear and still have enough left to build a fortress out of solid diamond. WHAT NOW

Xihirli
2015-04-26, 05:19 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Shield_Penetration

Mental Shield Penetration.

Now free of animal control and trapped in the form of a giant bat, I turn angrily on she who dominated my mind and annihilate her mental shield, so that she will fail every will save she makes against any psychic attack!

Targ Collective
2015-04-26, 05:54 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Body_Creation

I create an orb of water, free floating, and move my orb of Light into it. i then enjoy the watery light cadence.

Drakeburn
2015-04-26, 07:41 PM
Cowardice Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cowardice_Empowerment)

Hm...... Boo!

Xihirli
2015-04-26, 07:42 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Weapon_Proficiency

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I use my GIANT STANDARD ISSUE SCIMITARS to destroy the fortress around Emporerdaniel! Now they are left defenseless mentally and physically!

Jormengand
2015-04-26, 07:47 PM
"Fire control! Initiate strafing run!" (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Airborne_Attacks)

Xihirli
2015-04-26, 07:51 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Writing_Manifestation

I make a shield (and several thousand spare scimitars) out of the phrase: "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur."

I block the evil rain of fire.

Jormengand
2015-04-26, 07:55 PM
If fire doesn't work, you need more fire. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Fire_Manipulation)

Targ Collective
2015-04-26, 08:03 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Tracking

I use this to locate God, or try to - the needle just spins... Oh! Maybe I'm a God! :)

Twelvetrees
2015-04-26, 09:56 PM
*Looks at roaring flames*

Hey, would you mind not setting me on fire? Thanks.

Supernatural Voice (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice)

Emperordaniel
2015-04-26, 11:41 PM
I gain the power of Explosive Combat (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat). With but a touch, I blow my escaped slave's scimitars to smithereens. With a second touch, my escaped slave meets the same fate.

Xihirli
2015-04-27, 02:07 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/G-Force_Adaptation

I take only fire damage from the explosion and survive as a Regener before stabbing you with one of my many hundreds of scimitars, Person Above Me.

Inevitability
2015-04-27, 03:14 PM
I manipulate some societies (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Society_Manipulation) and send the combined armies of the USA, China, Russia, and North Korea to attack TPBM.

Xihirli
2015-04-27, 06:44 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnifabricating

I invent a Death Star with a grate over the Exhaust Port and a shield generator INSIDE the shield it generates.
Then I blow you all up.

Emperordaniel
2015-04-27, 07:48 PM
But I have the power of Light Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Empowerment), and since the Death Star uses a superlaser to blow things up with...

Let's say it doesn't end prettily for you. Or the giblets floating in space that were once you.

I then take your scimitars and add them to my collection.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-04-27, 09:46 PM
Oh, Daniel....

... I use True Love's Kiss (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Love%27s_Kiss) to... uh.... unite our empires! Yeah! The science and epic space forces of Fullbladder Manufacturing and... whatever it is you have. I'm sure it's fine. Sound like a good idea? YesIthinkitdoes. *nod nod* Now if you'll just sign this prenuptial merger agreement...

Angsty Anubite
2015-04-27, 11:21 PM
Ohhh! Ohhh! True Love! That must mean a wedding! Ohhhhhhh! Leme help!

I dress up as a preacher pirate captain to take advantage of my Fashion Ability Manifestation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fashion_Ability_Manifestation) power. *Ahem*

Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...

Drakeburn
2015-04-28, 12:47 AM
Channels Energy (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Channeling) to gain enough power to disrupt the wedding.

I know it is a bit early, but I'm speaking now against this wedding!

Silent_Interim
2015-04-28, 01:47 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Symbols_Physiology
How could you ever kill a poor, well-defended, adorable murder-death tiger kitty-cat? Don't you just love the kitty-cat? Isn't he so adorable as he rolls over for belly scritches? Isn't he adorable as he engages berserker mode and murders everything around him?

Also, I'm totally down with Dothraki style weddings. You know, where lots of people die.

Targ Collective
2015-04-28, 04:14 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Jump

Enhanced Jump.

Hah! Now for the Grand National!

Xihirli
2015-04-28, 04:14 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Prime

Okay. Useless.
I stay dead.

Neoriceisgood
2015-04-28, 05:13 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Psychometry

... I take a bite out of you to find your weakness ... I guess! :smalleek:

Not much of a combat power!

Silent_Interim
2015-04-28, 05:55 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion-Connective_Immortality

Just before I continue, to clarify, you only have to use the superpower on the random page you get? You pick any subcategories? I can't think of any alternative methods that work, so I can only assume so. Also, I assume you only use what you have in the current post, not additional powers from previous posts, though I could be wrong.

Anyway, I make a bunch of people hate me by being a douche to them, and am now immortal. Yay. Woohoo. Worst come to worst, if they stop hating me, I'll start being a douche to more people. A never-ending chain of self-perpetuating douchosity will ensue.

Xihirli
2015-04-28, 08:20 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time-Space_Synesthesia

Prophecy is intensely useless in a forum game.
I wait for my next turn, hoping to eventually get something to resurrect me.

Targ Collective
2015-04-28, 08:24 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Transcendence

The Light... Too... Much...

Emperordaniel
2015-04-29, 01:21 AM
Image Subjection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Image_Subjection).

Welp, it's been nice knowing y'all.

*proceeds to crown himself and Fullbladder as Diarchs of the Universe*

Inevitability
2015-04-29, 10:42 AM
My Intelligence Infinitum (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Infinitum) boosts my intelligence to near-infinite levels. I use it to analyse reality, which by extension means your mind. With perfect knowledge of your being, I vanquish you, restoring normality.

Xihirli
2015-04-29, 01:29 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hindsight

Well. Now I won't be killed in any of the ways I was killed already. That's nice.
I stay dead.

Dire Moose
2015-04-29, 04:05 PM
Explosive Combat (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat)

I punch your corpse into 1000 pieces of smoking ash, preventing any attempt at resurrection and/or reanimation.

Silent_Interim
2015-04-29, 05:49 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Inducement

Xihirli! It's now possible for you to come back and not be dead! Consider it altruism. Also, I make it possible for it to be impossible to defeat me. If that isn't possible for my power to let me do that, I make it possible.

Actually, I can make essentially anything possible. So... I guess I do whatever for eternity. Huh. Invincible immortality would be boring, though, so perhaps not.

Targ Collective
2015-04-30, 01:31 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Breath

Is Light an element? Stuff it, let's say it is.

I use my mouth to spit fire lasers, just for fun. Unfortunately I hit Xihirli.

Xihirli
2015-04-30, 02:05 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Immunity

...I stay dead. Thanks for making resurrection possible, though.

Twelvetrees
2015-05-01, 11:24 AM
Ice Exoskeleton (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Exoskeleton)

*accidentally walks in front of Targ's laser breath, refracting it all over the thread*

Whoops.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-01, 11:32 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Surfing

*vaporizes Twelvetrees' ice exoskeleton (and Twelvetrees also) as I surf by on 3000 degree flame*

Did I do that? :wink:

Xihirli
2015-05-01, 02:23 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Resurrection

How lucky. I'm back.

I use one of my many scimitars to defend myself from the next attack!

Jormengand
2015-05-01, 02:33 PM
I breathe you in (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_Power_Replication) and steal your self-resurrection.

Silent_Interim
2015-05-01, 04:52 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Probability_Manipulation

How fortunate.

How very fortunate indeed.

I pick up a rock, which I happen to be able to throw perfectly, which happens to hit the button I want it to, which happens to crush all my enemies.

Also, I dodge your attack, whoever. Luckily.

Tentreto
2015-05-01, 05:19 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_Omnipotence

:eek:
Wow...just wow

I...guess I begin destroying everyone as I conquer the world!

Dire Moose
2015-05-01, 06:59 PM
Neanderthal Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neanderthal_Physiology)

TROG SMASH PUNY TENTRETO!

*throws rock*

*rock breaks*

Duh.. Trog think you must be god or something. Ooga booga.

*paints picture of Tentreto on cave wall and bows to it*

Neli42
2015-05-02, 01:06 AM
Suddenly the eyes of all are drawn to a new entity that appears in the midst of the chaos. Although later you will not be able to agree on how exactly it had manifested (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Appearance_Alteration), you do all agree that it is your doom you see, and so you acquiesce, submit, and surrender.*

*Except for Targ, who wasn't really into the whole domination and destruction thing to start with. He sees an ethereal messenger of peace and unity, come to free him from this realm of discord, malcontent and despair. He ascends and transcends.

Silent_Interim
2015-05-02, 05:24 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal-Shadow_Breath

I, um. I build a wall. And hide behind it. I hide behind a giant wall of shadowy metalness from all of you. Spiritual enlightenment, you say? Sounds good. I know we've had our differences in the past, but be reasonable oh who am I kidding I'm going to be murdered.

Tentreto
2015-05-02, 05:30 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Orb_Generation

Well, after a massive powerdown in the face of destruction, I decide to use my teleportaiton powers to send this entity to doom some other universe.
Now guys, when I said world domination....

Jormengand
2015-05-02, 06:26 PM
Now guys, when I said world domination....

You really meant domination of a plane where every second that passes is a millennium on the prime material. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation) Haz fun!

Targ Collective
2015-05-02, 06:38 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shield_Penetration

Hmm. Perhaps it's time... To pierce... The Chronosphere.

Silent_Interim
2015-05-02, 06:46 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

That's neat. So, now that I've recovered from my bout of pacifism, I proceed to obstruct Targ's lungs and breathing. Sorry, Targ. It's for the best. By which I mean my best.

Also, the same goes for everyone else. For those without lungs, I find sharp objects tend to work quite well. In fact, I'll use sharp objects on all of you, just in case. All from within a lovely little safe bubble to protect me.

Tentreto
2015-05-02, 07:18 PM
So, currently trapped in a time crawl, while due to slow time, my lungs will be pierced in a few thousand years. What power shall I gain to get back to the fight...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Color_Manipulation
I'm really going downhill now.

Well, at least I have a few thousand years to get my reroll...

Dire Moose
2015-05-02, 08:28 PM
Reality Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment)

*cue Ominous Latin Chanting*

I am become the very multiverse itself in its entirety. I am everything and anything in existence. Wielding power unto the Gods, I will simply crush you all into oblivion with the sheer power of my will!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-02, 09:46 PM
Well, I got Knowledge Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment), so I'll use that to learn how to break free from your will and put an end to your embodiment of reality. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.

Silent_Interim
2015-05-02, 09:53 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brainwave_Manipulation

After Fullbladder defeats Dire, I slow down his thought process to the point where his knowledge is of no use. Then I bonk him on the head with a big rock.

Also, I totally dress up as a wizard and cast sleep on him.

Emperordaniel
2015-05-03, 12:12 AM
With my newfound powers of Energy Redirection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Redirection), I assume a stance that will allow me to absorb and return any energy-based attacks directed toward me.

Inevitability
2015-05-03, 05:43 AM
I... gain the abilities of a koala? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology)

Well, I guess *yawn* I could really use a twenty-hour nap. G'night *yawn* everyone...

Tentreto
2015-05-03, 07:21 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Restoration_Embodiment

For lack of a better option, I heal and restore everyone back to life and thus become powerful due to the sheer happiness in the world.
This will not last for long...

Silent_Interim
2015-05-03, 11:06 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Web_Generation
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can

I become spiderman, because come on, who doesn't want to be spiderman?

Dire Moose
2015-05-03, 01:30 PM
Digestive Shapeshifting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digestive_Shapeshifting)

*nom nom nom*

Now I'm spiderman too!

Xihirli
2015-05-03, 08:06 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Terraportation

I thank the dragon for the revive and offer to take vir wherever ve likes.

Lex-Kat
2015-05-04, 05:18 PM
You seem angry, young scimitar wielder. Let me help you, *Heals Soul (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Healing)* There, better?

Silent_Interim
2015-05-04, 05:37 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Athletics_Empowerment
I become much healthier, because I now have incentive to exercise. I then hug Lex-Kat, because apparently my aggression (read: richardness) is directly proportional to the offensive power of the superpower I get.

Xihirli
2015-05-04, 05:42 PM
My soul now healed, I give up the ways of violence forever. I determine to use my magical might on enchantments and buffs to help people in need, the common man executing simple tasks. I will use my power to build this world up rather than destroy.
I thank you.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Manipulation

MOTHER-

Dire Moose
2015-05-04, 06:11 PM
Insertion & Removal (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insertion%26Removal)

I magically insert you into a microwave and turn it to Extra High.

inuyasha
2015-05-04, 08:27 PM
Owl...Physiology... (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Owl_Physiology)

I peck you to death and fly away, gnawing on your detached antler with my owl beak :3

Silent_Interim
2015-05-04, 08:40 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Form_Restoration

I assume that you didn't want to be an owl, right? Well, now you aren't!

Oh dear lord that is so much worse...

Please change back into an owl...

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-04, 11:38 PM
Exoskeleton (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Exoskeleton)

So, uh, I guess I don't need that powered armour anymore. Huh.

*shrug*

Xihirli
2015-05-05, 03:44 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Web_Generation

I burst out of the microwave and... wow. I cannot think of a lamer power. Without super-strength I'll just tear my arm out of its socket.
I guess I shoot some web into TPBM's eyes.

Emperordaniel
2015-05-05, 06:04 PM
I destroy everyone's concept of reality (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Destruction) and substitute my own. Emperor of the Universe once again!

Xihirli
2015-05-05, 08:42 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence

We have computers in this game, right?
I wipe out all computer viruses for funsies.
In the service of my new master, who controls my reality.

goto124
2015-05-06, 10:22 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta-Possession

I... take over the world... I guess.

Tentreto
2015-05-06, 12:51 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expulsion

I use my expulsion powers to destroy goto124's power over me and obliterate the consciousness emerging from me.
Unfortunately, that means the 'Emperor of the universe' is no longer mind controlled.
:smallfrown: Well, this is marginally better...

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-06, 07:38 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Lordship

*I take over ruling the universe*

Now everyone play nice ...

Or Else :smallmad:

Dire Moose
2015-05-06, 08:29 PM
Ice Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Embodiment)

I freeze you completely solid, shatter you, and take over your throne.

Lex-Kat
2015-05-06, 08:59 PM
Yay!! I sprout Wings of Water (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation) and fly around, happy as an assassin with fresh blood on her blade.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-06, 09:16 PM
Magic (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic).

Guess I'll just have to perform a dark ritual, eh? Yeah.

@V: Yes. Thank you.

Drakeburn
2015-05-06, 10:30 PM
Indiscriminate Substitution? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indiscriminate_Substitution) :smallconfused:

*replaces Fullbladder's magic with science*

Xihirli
2015-05-07, 02:33 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonman_Physiology

What... what is a dragonman? Why do they have their own power page?
Let's see...
*Flips book on obscure methods of magic*
Let's see... capabilities of Dragonmen...
"Elemental Resistance (depends on your element)
Dragon Armor
Dragon Magic
Draconic Elemental Manipulation
Draconic Energy Manipulation
Elemental Breath
Scale Manifestation
Tail Manifestation
Wing Manifestation"

That's kinda cool, I guess my element is fire or maybe scimitars. But I look awful with scales and wings, and I don't know what I'd use a tail for. Let's check out the Dragon Magic...

"The user is capable of performing dragon-related magical feats, often either taught by a dragon, siphoning magic from a dragon, being magically link with a dragon, or being a dragon. But it truly depicts to magic that is exerted by dragons, since most dragons are described as magical creatures to their very bones, the source of their magic is unknown. The user has the ability to wield this form of magic to cast spells and other magical styles."

I could already do all of that that's useful with no dragons around.
I magically link with a dragon and steal its energy to double the spell slots I can fill every day, as long as they're fire.

Targ Collective
2015-05-07, 04:18 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Manipulation

Move over Death, you're out of a job. I make all life IMMORTAL as it Ascends through the Wheel of Rebirth into the Planes of Light.

Tentreto
2015-05-07, 04:29 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nephilim_Physiology

Well, one new guardian for the realm of light.
I try and guard targ from a future attack being, y'know, the one who probably made me angelic

Xihirli
2015-05-07, 04:51 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation

Now that I'm immortal, I turn toward a legacy.
I create planets. And sell them.
From my base on a planet made entirely from scimitars.
And some mattresses on some nice sturdy rock to let me sleep.

I gladly give up my dragon magic (though I can still cast twice as many Meteor Swarms and Fireballs now, so fear me) for this.

Emperordaniel
2015-05-07, 06:41 PM
Universal Embodiment. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Embodiment)

I. am. THE UNIVERSE.

Targ Collective
2015-05-07, 08:42 PM
I like this one. Fits my character well. (Of course I go with the Light Violet types.)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Manipulation

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-07, 11:57 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion

Inspired by Targ Collective's My Little Pony-ish avatar, I infuse everybody with the energy of Friendship!

*blinks*

What do you mean that isn't a real energy?

Lex-Kat
2015-05-08, 12:35 AM
Stands by Amy_Amethyst, ready to turn anyone who threatens her into a human popsicle, using Frostbite (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frostbite). And by threaten, I mean even challenging her use of Friendship Energy.

Tentreto
2015-05-08, 12:51 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geokinetic_Blade_Construction

So, anyone want to buy an adamentium sword?

Xihirli
2015-05-08, 03:06 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Reality

I turn your adamantium swords into jelly.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-08, 09:17 PM
Sadness Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Inducement)

Well, time to make Xihirli too depressed to use his weirdo powers.

Drakeburn
2015-05-09, 12:09 AM
Psammokinetic Creature Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_Creation)

That seems like a descent power to me.

*creates an army of sandmen and sandmonsters to defend against TPBM*

Tentreto
2015-05-09, 08:50 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Wing_Manifestation

I fly away to escape the golems with steel wings
'You cannot defeat me, my wings are like a shield of steel!'

Xihirli
2015-05-09, 09:35 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seal_Creation

I cast Summon Bigger Seal!

Emperordaniel
2015-05-09, 09:35 AM
Destiny Manipulation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation)

Come with me to the Dark Side, Drakeburn... it is your destiny.

Dire Moose
2015-05-09, 08:30 PM
Telekinetic Surgery (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Surgery)

*removes your heart, stomach, lungs, liver, and spleen, and shows them to you while laughing manaically*

Angsty Anubite
2015-05-10, 12:39 AM
Instant Learning (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning)

*knocks you out via kickboxing*

Ya know he can't even see what you're doing because your organ removal made him unconscious, right?

Wait...

... oh, whatever.

*grabs surgical supplies*

*pokes your brain to force you to preform telekinetic surgery upon Emperordaniel while browsing Kayak (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqrTEQ_1h68)*

Targ Collective
2015-05-10, 02:10 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Theurgy

TOTALLY a power I have in real life. The trick is to accept help from those who donate their services, or give favourable terms.

Tentreto
2015-05-10, 03:04 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Physiology
Well, now my body is indestructible and intangible, so I rush at targ, hoping to give a big hug.
This might be a good time to mention that the insides of my arms are somewhat spikier.

Xihirli
2015-05-10, 12:53 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Empathy

Wow. That's lame. Do they think I'm a wood elf?

Whatever. I kindly ask the ponies and dragons to stop fighting and end the conflict.

Whistle while you work!

Dire Moose
2015-05-10, 02:39 PM
Spiritual Healing (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Healing)

*recovers from kickboxing-induced unconsciousness*

Targ Collective
2015-05-10, 05:32 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unfettered_Body

This is a cool one. No more common cold!

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-10, 08:40 PM
Yes, my Divine Sense (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Sense) detects greatness from you. I shall bring the people word of your power, Master Targ.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-11, 12:35 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Invisibility

Um ... *fades into invisibility and watches to see what happens next*

Angsty Anubite
2015-05-11, 03:27 AM
Omni-Creator (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator)

GREAT GATSBY, THE POWER!

I'm supreme king of the omniverse.

Naturally the only thing to do in this situation is have an epic Marvel-DC-Dragonball-Homestuck-The Picture of Dorian Gray-crossover... no no, that just sounds stupid. Well, maybe not the Dorian Gray part, but whatever. Hang on, I'll think of something... hmm, maybe I can make invisible gem here the star of my new show... gem... gem, yes! Now I just need you, Dorian, Dave and Krillin to sing the theme song! This isn't stupid at all!

Oh gods, somebody stop me before I ruin every fandom ever.

Quild
2015-05-11, 04:03 AM
Omni-Creator (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator)

GREAT GATSBY, THE POWER!

I'm supreme king of the omniverse.

Naturally the only thing to do in this situation is have an epic Marvel-DC-Dragonball-Homestuck-The Picture of Dorian Gray-crossover... no no, that just sounds stupid. Well, maybe not the Dorian Gray part, but whatever. Hang on, I'll think of something... hmm, maybe I can make invisible gem here the star of my new show... gem... gem, yes! Now I just need you, Dorian, Dave and Krillin to sing the theme song! This isn't stupid at all!

Oh gods, somebody stop me before I ruin every fandom ever.

Maybe I can use my Wonder Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wonder_Inducement) to make it marvelous to whoever see it, however it turns to be.

Targ Collective
2015-05-11, 04:14 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Writing_Area

"And then everyone made friends". - Written for the world of Canterlot

Strategos
2015-05-11, 07:10 AM
After being away for what seems like forever, I'm going to go and give you a great big hug!
It's to my great surprise, however when you drop over dead after seeing me. Huh.
**checks my power**
Oh, it's Fatal Countenance (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance). Sorry about that, not much I can do there. I better go grab my Protoman Helmet to cover up my head so that doesn't happen again.

Xihirli
2015-05-11, 02:18 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Healing

That's alright. I didn't die, I just went into a Superman "healing coma." I'll be fine.

Targ Collective
2015-05-11, 07:15 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Alien_Physiology

So... Apparently I'm an alien as well as a godlike being. Hope none of you have a problem with that.

Twelvetrees
2015-05-11, 07:28 PM
*Appears in a beam of moonlight*

Huh. Would not have expected that Pure Moon Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Moon_Manipulation) would be a super power.

Drakeburn
2015-05-12, 11:01 AM
Lust Embodiment!? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodiment) I'm not sure what to think of this one..... :smalleek:

Xihirli
2015-05-12, 01:59 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Aura

AHA! Flee before me, worms! Just being NEAR me...

WHY!? OH WHY ISN'T RADIATION IMMUNITY INCLUDED? A THOUSAND DEATHS WOULD BE A REPRIEVE AT THIS POINT! THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING CASTRATED BY A DRAGON'S FANGS! DEAR MERCIFUL GODS OF EVIL, KILL ME!

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-12, 02:02 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ichthyoid_Manipulation

Okay Xihirli.

Summon Bigger Fish!

*Watches as the fish eats Xihirli.*

Targ Collective
2015-05-12, 05:41 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Empowerment

Arguably, Unicorns are a type of monster. But the biggest monster of all is Man.

Emperordaniel
2015-05-13, 03:18 AM
Immortality Manipulation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Manipulation)

I give myself immortality and/or strip everyone else of their immortality.

Quild
2015-05-13, 04:00 AM
Ah, ha!

I don't need immortality since I have Life-Force Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Absorption).

Now that's tricky. If I held you captive to use you as a power source, you may use reincarnation to escape. I'd rather have you turn someone random immortal so I can use him instead of you, but you could decide to make this stop whenever you want.

Whatev', that's broken enough.

Strategos
2015-05-13, 08:58 AM
Well, I may be dressed up like Proto, but it turns out I've got Snake Man's (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den) power. Just keep the weapon energy flowing and you won't have to worry about running out of life force again!

Xihirli
2015-05-13, 12:58 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Imprisonment

I guard myself from abduction and power surges with shield of water.
This is the lamest element ever.

Noah: Is not!

*Meteor swarm*

Noah: Argh!

Lex-Kat
2015-05-13, 01:52 PM
Goblin Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Goblin_Physiology)?? :smallconfused::smallfrown:

*Curls up in a ball and cries herself asleep*

@V Trade ya. :smallbiggrin:

Indarra
2015-05-13, 02:06 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Soul

...

:smallconfused:

Emperordaniel
2015-05-13, 02:11 PM
Unimind. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind)

'nuff said.

Xihirli
2015-05-13, 03:12 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Telekinesis

I hit Indarra and Emporerdaniel.

With a planet.

Twelvetrees
2015-05-13, 11:40 PM
*Uses Aura Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption) on Xihirli to halt the approaching planet*

*Becomes overwhelmed by Xihirli's love of scimitars*

Somebody, anybody, help me!

Targ Collective
2015-05-14, 12:16 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement

That's why you should be careful who's aura you absorb. Not that I'd be caught dead doing that - you deserve what you get, you dirty vampire.

Now.

I suppose I *should* help...

Here. The Scimitars are more beautiful. Not much help i know, but all I can do with this power.

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 06:09 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sand_Mimicry

Ooh. It says I can make more weapons out of sand.

Not sure how durable these will be after I start up with my new power next turn, but...

*Creates dozens of Scimitars out of the sand from the ground*

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-14, 06:22 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tableware_Weapon_Proficiency

*Uses spoons to scoop away the sand from Xihirli's Scimitars*

Spoooooooooon!

Lex-Kat
2015-05-14, 02:12 PM
Peak Human Reflexes (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Reflexes)

I'll use this to dodge the incoming sand, spoons, and possibly scimitars being shoveled my way. :smalleek:

Tentreto
2015-05-14, 03:20 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Constructs
Tentreto is back in business!
Now selling various mecha, weapons and armour.
Buy yours today
P.S do not attack the shopkeeper

Xihirli
2015-05-14, 03:38 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solipsistic_Manipulation

I think this will give me utter control over anything that I understand as well as I understand myself.

All your scimitars are belong to me. I am Xihirli, lord of the scimitars.

Indarra
2015-05-14, 05:23 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

There. That's the link to random, so that no one has to go back to page one to get a superpower.

That said...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Furniture_Manipulation

I help people move!

Dire Moose
2015-05-14, 07:24 PM
Enhanced Musicianship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Musicianship)

*does badass guitar solo*

Xihirli
2015-05-15, 02:10 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sand_Manipulation

I'm certain I already had this one. Ah well. I give myself Gaara's super-useful sand shield all over my body and enchant it like that special "mother sand" that will protect me no matter what so that I continue to have a nice defense after I move on to the next superpower.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-15, 09:10 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Magic


Aha! I can use this power to be undefeatable!

*grows long fluffy cat fur and starts purring*

Nobody can resist the purring kitty!

Emperordaniel
2015-05-16, 12:11 AM
With my powers of Fourth Wall Awareness (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness), I reveal that we are all, in fact, simply ordinary humans posting in a thread discussing the "Random Powers" ability on an Internet wiki for our own amusement - and that we do not actually get any of the powers we type about. I then give this power to everyone else as well.

Fourth Wall Awareness for everyone!

Drakeburn
2015-05-16, 11:52 AM
Mirror Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Creation). This is a fun one.....

*traps TPBM in a complex labyrinth made entirely out of mirrors*

Good luck finding your way out! :smallamused:

Xihirli
2015-05-16, 01:38 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

The power to always be wrong? No thanks.

I'll just smash my way out.
*Pulls out hammer, smashes a mirror, hammer turns into a jelly doughnut.

...What.

Fine. I'll just use Meteor Swarm.
*Suddenly runs out of spells for the day*

HOW is this a power? Wait a second... I can say something is the way I don't want it to be, right?
*Suddenly loses the ability to speak, but would have said, "I am trapped in a labyrinth."

MMMPH! MMMPH! MMMPH!

Twelvetrees
2015-05-16, 04:52 PM
Organic Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Absorption)

Uh.

Okay, this is bad. Everybody just stay away away from me.

I'm going to calmly sit down on the floor here and hope TPBM doesn't do anything rash.

Dire Moose
2015-05-16, 10:32 PM
Explosion Immunity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Immunity)

Well, in case someone does do something rash, I probably don't have to worry about it.

Drakeburn
2015-05-16, 11:26 PM
Gravitational Singularity Generation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Singularity_Generation) :smallamused:

*creates a black hole to swallow Dire Moose and TPBM out of existence*

Tentreto
2015-05-17, 03:19 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Field_Projection

I naturalize the black hole...wow
To be safer, I make dire moose and myself adapt to the black hole.

Xihirli
2015-05-17, 11:56 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Imprisonment

Huh. I stay stuck in the labyrinth. I got rid of the horrible power, though.

Targ Collective
2015-05-17, 12:47 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Whip_Generation

This.. doesn't make sense. How does the water cohere? And what use would an *offensive* power be to me?

Ah well.

Drakeburn
2015-05-17, 01:16 PM
Weapon Aura (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Aura)

How can I use that power? I don't even have a weapon!!!

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-17, 08:09 PM
Dimensional Travel (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Travel).

Maybe I'll use it to find a dimension that's not vomiting random insane superpowers onto everyone.

And then, using the superpowers I have hypothetically built up here, become a god of that virgin world.

goto124
2015-05-18, 10:15 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ammunition_Manipulation

Guns, bullets, throwing daggers, tanks, mines, cannonballs...

Drakeburn, maybe we should team up!

Twelvetrees
2015-05-18, 01:22 PM
Supernatural Concealment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Concealment)

I suppose I'm just hiding from everyone here.

That should make it hard to attack me, right?

Xihirli
2015-05-18, 01:58 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Whip_Manipulation

I shatter some mirrors but am still trapped in the labyrinth.

Drakeburn
2015-05-18, 10:52 PM
Omnislayer!? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer) You're kidding me..... :smallamused::smallbiggrin:

*starts my killing spree by killing Xihirli and TPBM* :smallcool:

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-19, 05:19 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

*uses it to create a cartoon mirror that reflects Drakeburn's power back on himself*

*sticks a foot long cartoon tongue out and gives Drakeburn a raspberry*

Emperordaniel
2015-05-19, 11:48 AM
Using my powers of Muscle Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Manipulation), I turn the person below me into a puppet to further my schemes.

Xihirli
2015-05-19, 02:08 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment

Why does everyone always kill me?
What have I done to... Oh, it's you, nevermind.
My muscles are under your command, but I'm a dead corpse who kills everyone around me with some nicely reintroduced Black Death, Polio, and Smallpox.

Strategos
2015-05-21, 07:11 AM
"Hmm... all that disease gives me an idea..."
**sends Break Man to discretely acquire samples from**

"Since he's a Banette and thus a ghost he should be immune to the effects, while giving me some nice material to work with in light of my recently acquired Enhanced Assassination Skills (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Assassination)"
**discreetly offers my services to TPBM**

Targ Collective
2015-05-21, 04:11 PM
Thanks, but I don't have need of an assassin. If you do bodyguard or housecleaning work I'd be interested though, only just cleaned up a bunch of traps from the Planes of Light. *Someone* thinks it's funny. *grumble grumble*

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Matter_Selection

I'm tempted to bring Past! Terry back to continue the Discworld series, but that would be uncharacteristically evil of me.

Who wants to visit... the future?

Xihirli
2015-05-23, 08:35 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chanting_Empowerment

Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm. Meteor Swarm.

*The entire planet is engulfed in Meteors*

Tentreto
2015-05-24, 07:01 AM
Ice wall generation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Wall_Generation)

I make a wall of ice around the world to prevent the meteors.
It also creates rain and mass flooding, but hey, one thing at a time...

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-25, 03:15 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mental_Power

*gets migraine trying to figure out which power(s) to use first*

I think I need to go lay down in the dark ...

AvatarVecna
2015-05-25, 04:43 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation_Beam_Emission

All of you are turned into Girl Scout Cookies. I will go door-to-door selling your sweet, succulent bodies to children for their consumption, and I will then use the proceeds to take over the world.

http://i.imgur.com/3V6kSs8.gif

Xihirli
2015-05-25, 11:04 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Manipulation

I force you to turn me back and turn the apocalyptic falling ice into cookies.

I eat some cookies. They may have been people.

DaOldeWolf
2015-05-25, 11:25 AM
Someone is dying. Fear no more, I have come with my Divine energy manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Energy_Manipulation) to assist.

Tentreto
2015-05-26, 07:15 AM
Wrath embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wrath_Embodiment)

Time for world conquest attempt #2... oh wait, I need to also be eternally angry for this to work?
Well, I'll just wait here for someone to actually make me angry, because life isn't too bad after ending an apocalypse

Emperordaniel
2015-05-26, 08:41 AM
Nigh Omnipresence (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_Omnipresence). Who wants a good old-fashioned team-up? No? *stabs anyone who refuses from all sides at once*

Xihirli
2015-05-26, 12:58 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Devic_Physiology

Oh, yes.

*Accepts Daniel's offer, then calls in solar power to blast away the planet, teleporting into the center of the sun to evade revenge.*

Come and get me!

Neli42
2015-05-27, 02:13 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_Mimicry

Come and get you I shall indeed! For with my Oxygen Independence and Enhanced Endurance, I have no fear of crossing the void of space to reach you. Once I do, I will extract vengeance for the devastation you have wreaked upon my planet, Invulnerable to your pitiful rebuffs.

Xihirli
2015-05-27, 11:13 AM
You realize poison evaporates, right?

Emperordaniel
2015-05-27, 02:25 PM
You realize poison evaporates, right?

"Evaporates" doesn't necessarily mean "is destroyed" - and some poisons are still toxic when airborne. :smalltongue:

Oh, right, need a power - uh...

Anti-Storage (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti_Storage)! You shall never be able to catch meeeee!

Indarra
2015-05-27, 03:18 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Absorption

I absorb the "you're never going to catch MEEEEEE" and send it to a prisoner escaping justice. The police hear the sound and soon arrest the criminal.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-05-28, 10:01 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

Everybody will want to hurt me! I'll never win!

Xihirli
2015-05-28, 02:14 PM
You see, I had that power already. I thought that saying things in reverse would help, but, you see, I was wrong.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heavy_Strike

*Gives ultimate slash, bisecting TPAM*

Tentreto
2015-05-28, 02:37 PM
Telomere Regeneration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telomere_Regeneration)

Wow, a power that I actually needed to read the description to have any idea what it meant. Anyway, I guess I can give immortality out, so, apply here for an indefinite life span!

Angsty Anubite
2015-06-03, 02:41 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Flexibility

Please excuse me while I cartwheel down to the immortality shop.

Drakeburn
2015-06-07, 02:52 PM
Field Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Field_Manipulation)

With that power, I stop TBAM in his tracks, trapping him inside a forcefield. Let's see you get out of that. :smallamused:

Xihirli
2015-06-07, 03:15 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation

Are you ready to face... my ULTIMATE FORM!?

*ULTIMATE ARCANE SCIMITAR STRIKE*

Amy_Amethyst
2015-06-08, 03:22 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Entity

*I arise from my bisected body in my new form* Xihrili! You shall pay!

Indarra
2015-06-09, 07:35 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Heart

Now I am slightly more dragon than I was before.

I breathe lightning into a time machine, teleporting you to 1885.

Emperordaniel
2015-06-10, 07:16 PM
Metalbending (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ferrokinetic_Combat). Come at me, I dare you!

Xihirli
2015-06-10, 09:07 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Infusion

I am become fire, the consumer of worlds. Using this, I permanently augment my fire abilities again, so that my Meteor Swarms are real and do double damage.

*Meteor Swarm*

Silent_Interim
2015-06-11, 03:39 PM
After an extended absence, I return after presumably standing around and getting killed by AoE attacks several times! What mighty power do I unleash?

Native American Deity Physiology ("http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Native_American_Deity_Physiology)

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE!?!? THERE ARE SO MANY!

I.. guess I become a trickster god and am a bit of an ass to everyone? Even then, like twenty of these have the "Trickster" power. Also, Xihirli, I hate to... rain... on your parade, but Rain Creation is in there, and we all know what happens to fire when submerged in water...

Targ Collective
2015-06-12, 04:00 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Threat_Identification

As I suspected. No-one here is a threat.

*ascends to the Light planes to observe and lend assistance as needed*

Tentreto
2015-06-12, 04:44 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Inheritance

I have suddenly received a will, in which I have inherited superpowers... but this could be a little mundane.
To make this more interesting, lets roll for my parents:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charge!

So I am now a living battering ram, plus:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Megaton_Punch/Gallery
Oh yeah:
I rush out my shop down the street propelled by my punch. Then i realize that this is going to be very hard to stop.
Err, a little help here please. Can someone decelerate me?

Xihirli
2015-06-12, 05:00 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technorganic_Physiology

Nooooo! I'm a cyborg embodiment of flame.

Also, that's not at all how fire behaves in rain. Even standard campfires can survive on the fuel they have left (you know, until it burns out) in less powerful rainstorms. I'm fine.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-06-15, 07:01 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cuteness_Inducement

*I make everybody and everything unbearably Cute*

There! ... Oh wait ... that includes me ...

Targ Collective
2015-06-16, 12:50 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

Couldn't have suited me better if I'd chosen it. Technically the only *true* Universal Construct is a Nothingness Construct, or a Unity Construct, or the middle, or if you're looking at it holographically, a *paradox construct*. Going into the middle of a paradox throws you to the ends; if you try and polarise to one end of a paradox the other will tug you back, and you'll *always* be in the centre, as all three nodes of a paradox are mutually and inherently self balancing and stabilising. To resolve a paradox is to unify zero and one into clearness. To resolve a paradox is to be the VOID THAT IS. Inarguable. Eternal. Unbreakable. And the joke is we are all in this state at all times; we just see it in one direction or the other because of filters. Universal Force Constructs is Paradox Force Constructs is Nothingness Force Constructs is Presence Force Constructs is Flow Force Constructs - all at once - is *TRUE and ABSOLUTE force constructs*.

There is nothing in the rules that says you can't create sentient constructs with this, even independent ones, but they evidently haven't thought it through - on the site they only scratch the surface of what this means.

*demonstrates by creating Gold out of nothing*

Watch this.

*corrodes gold with acid*

Now see...

*creates full spectrum rainbow*

Watch...

*collapses rainbow into the centre, into clarity*

Now can you see the light of the collapsed rainbow? *That's* how powerful this is.

Hee, it's nigh ompnipotence by another name. At least, creatively. And I can get around not being able to destroy by creating the opposite of whatever I want to destroy (as a waveform) and using the opposing force to still what I want to create into the void.

Oh My God I'm omnipotent.

Tentreto
2015-06-19, 02:01 PM
Omninescience (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omninescience)
Nope, not omniscience, though this is more interesting.
I use my powers to utterly ignore anything you can do targ, and in doing so, just by ignorance, I can be immortal. I am the black hole of the mind...
Now I retire to the corner, as apparently, I have to ignore everything.

Xihirli
2015-06-19, 03:39 PM
Hey, that's Fighter's power in 8Bit.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Mimicry

I AM GROOT!

Mythaos
2015-08-03, 03:31 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Constructs

I freeze Groot, then walk up a mountain singing a catchy song and construct myself a fortress, with golems of all sizes to guard it.

Drakeburn
2015-08-03, 04:40 PM
Battlefield Adaptation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Battlefield_Adaptation)

*storms Mythaos's icy fortress*

Orm-Embar
2015-08-03, 05:33 PM
That was an epic battle! Too bad it never happened at all, thanks to Temporal_Erasure (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Erasure).

Who will challenge the power of negating your existence?

Xihirli
2015-08-04, 10:53 AM
I WILL CHALLENGE- What in Oblivion?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Homophobia_Inducement

...What the... Why would I ever USE that!? Maybe I can put it in Reverse on the Sunbelt. I'll try that.
Nope, made it worse. Sorry.

Mythaos
2015-08-04, 02:11 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spine_Manipulation

Well, that's straightforward.
I'll just leave Xihirli be for now, and go for TPATPAM instead. Let's see how well you can concentrate on time when your spine is doing cartwheels inside your back. Or, failing that, without a spine at all.

Indarra
2015-08-04, 03:46 PM
This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time. :smallamused::smallbiggrin:

Here's that link again.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Surfing

I use it to make millions doing stunts and music videos.

Orm-Embar
2015-08-04, 06:45 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spine_Manipulation

Well, that's straightforward.
I'll just leave Xihirli be for now, and go for TPATPAM instead. Let's see how well you can concentrate on time when your spine is doing cartwheels inside your back. Or, failing that, without a spine at all.

Quite well, strangely enough (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology) - and things get pretty strange, considering that my true form can not be grasped by mortal beings... let alone the spine. Or whatever that thing is. Even I forget what it does sometimes. Huh. *scratches head, extends eye stalks* Maybe you should put that back, or be devoured, or both at once.

Anyway!

Quake in fear, mortal beings, at your first sight of the unholy power that is unnatural, non-Euclidean, Eldritch Physiology!

V *runs screaming from kitten* If you could see that thing in 9 dimensions like I can, you'd know why.

Drakeburn
2015-08-04, 08:26 PM
Animal Imitation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Imitation)

*runs like a frightened kitten away from Orm-Embar*

Xihirli
2015-08-04, 09:14 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematical_Teleportation

I'll never waste spell slots on Plane Shift or Teleport again. I'll be able to Meteor Swarm much more often.

Mythaos
2015-08-05, 09:16 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Generation
Alright, then.

I go talk to NASA. Once they hear my plan, they happily agree to it. I begin training to become an astronaut. Meanwhile, NASA builds a new and improved Space Shuttle, capable of sending up to eight people at a time, plus one to pilot the shuttle while the others are on the Moon. They start a recruitment drive building up the number of potential astronauts to several hundred candidates. A few years later, I, along with eight other astronauts, take off. We arrive at the Moon, and I step out onto the airless surface. I begin using my power to its fullest extent. Hours later, I depressurize my suit, take off my helmet, and breathe in the first breath of the new lunar atmosphere. Then, we unpack our supplies and building materials from the lunar module. Armstrong City has been founded. I live out the rest of my days as Mayor.

JBPuffin
2015-08-08, 04:13 PM
The rest of your days will be a long time, thanks to Regeneration Bestowal (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regeneration_Bestowal).

Indarra
2015-08-08, 04:14 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Aura

I make millions giving off an unlimited source of energy. Russia alone pays me $900,000 every winter.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-08-08, 11:57 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Hole_Physiology

*absorbs all the heat generated by Indarra ... (and Indarra too) *

Oops?

Mythaos
2015-08-09, 07:55 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Bomb_Generation

I hire myself out to various terrorist organizations as the ultimate secret weapon. Once I've amassed a mid-size fortune, I go to the US government and offer them the identities of everyone who hired me and my services in exchange for amnesty. After a career with the military, I retire to a small town in Montana and become head of the local 4th of July celebration committee. I am nicknamed Gandalf for the wonderful shows I put on.

Xihirli
2015-08-09, 01:02 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Lung_Capacity

If this also protected me from the bends and other pressure stuff, I could do something with it.

I make $10 getting golf balls that fall in the water.

Orm-Embar
2015-08-09, 02:24 PM
Musical Attacks! (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks) I go on tour and make millions playing doom metal under the name "MC Dragon Disaster Area" while warning audiences to stay far, far away from the stage for the sake of their hearing, health and sanity. But do they listen? Huh, do you?

^^And then one day the tour stops at a small town in Montana. Silence fills the streets as the innocent townspeople huddle behind closed doors. It's high noon. A tumbleweed rolls past. (What? Where did that come from?) Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.

V I approve. It was already full of sadness. :smalltongue:

Indarra
2015-08-09, 02:51 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Inducement

I turn your rock into blues.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-09, 03:49 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ugliness_Inducement

I give you more reasons to be blue about.

Xihirli
2015-08-09, 04:59 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Awakening

I start an entire team of super-heroes. Now we just need a villain to fight.

Mythaos
2015-08-09, 07:17 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Empowerment

How serendipitous. I empower myself and attack Xihirli's team of heroes.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-08-09, 09:56 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Werejaguar_Physiology

Halt miscreant! *shift into were form and help defeat Mythaos*

Drakeburn
2015-08-10, 12:09 AM
Life-Force Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Empowerment)

*joins in the fight against the forces of Mythaos*

Xihirli
2015-08-10, 12:36 AM
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm EVIL. WHY did I make a team of heroes? Oh. Stupid Evil. Right.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul

Oh well. I'm now a flying embodiment of hellfire, practically omnipotent. First I permanently double my allotment and power of Meteor Swarms for the day even after I lose this power next post. Then I join Mythaos and fry Amy in a single flash of fire. Then I give myself a bunch of constitution and DR/MR buffs to help my Fighter-ing. This temporary power is basically a permanent +16 level adjuster.

TurboGhast
2015-08-12, 07:00 AM
Alien Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology)

I fight Xihirli and Mythaos by using my power to copy the traits of Galactus, Deoxys, and Superman to gain more than enough power to fight back, and likewise do so.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-12, 09:02 AM
I extract all emotions tied your fighting spirit (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Separation), Xihirli and Mythaos should have little trouble beating you guys when you fight without motivation and morale. Good luck getting those back, too.

Grim ranger
2015-08-12, 11:09 AM
Alas, you proceed to spontaneously explode on cellural level, unable to use your powers to stop me since I control even the brainmeats that would allow you to do so. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cell_Manipulation)

Xihirli
2015-08-12, 12:59 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire-Lightning_Breath

While you're busy killing him, I torch and shock you to death simultaneously.

TurboGhast
2015-08-12, 08:48 PM
Figuative Vocifery (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery)

With my emotions sapped by Prince Xhan, I start using dark metaphors that could end the world if they resolve! Except that since I gain this power while exploding on the cellular level, I'm kinda done for before that can happen.

Drakeburn
2015-08-12, 08:50 PM
Beast Lordship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Lordship)

I lead an army of rhinos, bulls, tigers, wolves, bears, and a flock of geese to attack TPBM.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-13, 12:08 AM
Cartomancy (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartomancy)

I forsee your deadly attack, and seek out TPBM to come to my aid.

V Welp, so much for aid...

smuchmuch
2015-08-13, 07:05 AM
I suddenly lift my sheet and reveal myself as a japaneese woman snow ghost (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Yuki-Onna_Physiology), silently freeze TPAM in a solid block with a gesture of a hand and then disapear into the blizzard.
(Warning, any "let it go" joke will attract the same fate)

@^ Hey it's quicker than being mauled to death by animals.
@V You'll probably have to do a little better than that, set your hand on fire or something..

Xihirli
2015-08-13, 11:48 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Hands

Scimitar-Chuck hands, yo.

Now I just need to find a way to feed myself.

Amy_Amethyst
2015-08-16, 09:28 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation

Stand back! Or I'll turn you into paper! And then recycle you!

Indarra
2015-08-16, 04:35 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptic_Physiology

I have the power to lay golden eggs.
I use it to devalue gold and make the peasants just as wealthy (moreso, actually) as the ruling elite.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-17, 12:18 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Creation
...cool.:smallbiggrin:
I use my pent up negative emotions to make a set of pistols armed with vengeance, anger, betrayal, depression and angst for bullets. That stuff doesn't run out, as well as a thick, weightless garb and mask made of manifested fear. I use it to become an outlaw who steals from the rich who used to be poor, and live a gritty life of crime unless I somehow find inner peace and retire.

Also, I shoot Smuchmuch with all flavors of wrath and spite. And Xihirli, too, if just for amusement.:smalltongue:

Xihirli
2015-08-17, 08:23 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresential_Attack

In other words, I can hit you an infinite number of times in a half-second.

I kill the entire universe.

warper
2015-08-18, 10:07 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresential_Attack

In other words, I can hit you an infinite number of times in a half-second.

I kill the entire universe.

You finish killing the entire universe except one man... me. You realize the voice in your head was not your own. I say "Thank you for doing that for me. Now would you please kindly kill yourself. Thank you!"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Audible_Inundation

Drakeburn
2015-08-18, 03:41 PM
Mammalian Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mammalian_Physiology)

I turn into a raccoon, attacking TPBM's face very fiercely.

gllithid
2015-08-20, 06:52 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Attacks/Gallery

One fried raccoon later, I turn to begin blasting a hole in the great wall of china (because why not?)

Xihirli
2015-08-23, 08:33 AM
You finish killing the entire universe except one man... me. You realize the voice in your head was not your own. I say "Thank you for doing that for me. Now would you please kindly kill yourself. Thank you!"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Audible_Inundation

Yeah, you can talk to me, you can't make me do it. And since you TOLD me who you were... yeah, you're doomed.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pinniped_Physiology
WHAT THE-

Amy_Amethyst
2015-08-23, 09:53 AM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Intangibility

Instead of using my power to avoid an attack, I will provide water for Xihirli to swim around in.

smuchmuch
2015-08-23, 01:02 PM
Using my supernatural senses (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Tracking) I shall track TPaM to the end of the earth and beyond !

...
*Hands over your subponea*
You are hereby notified that you are to report to the tribunal to answer for all that water damage you caused. Have a good day."

Prince Zahn
2015-08-23, 01:21 PM
Using my supernatural senses (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Tracking) I shall track TPaM to the end of the earth and beyond !

...
*Hands over your subponea*
You are hereby notified that you are to report to the tribunal to answer for all that water damage you caused. Have a good day."

While you do that, a Man dressed like a ninja (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fashion_Ability_Manifestation) sneaks up on you slices your head off while remaining unnoticed, and fades away into the scenery in the blink of an eye.

@v I'd like 10 lbs please.

Xihirli
2015-08-23, 02:38 PM
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dust_Manipulation

I immediately stockpile a bunch of Fairy Dust. I never have to waste spell slots on Overland Flight or Feather Fall again.
Who wants to buy Fairy Dust?