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2015-04-21, 06:31 PM
This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time. :smallamused::smallbiggrin:

2015-04-21, 07:29 PM
I activate my super power and...

Oops. Omnilock. See ya.

2015-04-21, 08:35 PM
Since the other guy left, I go up to Drakeburn and use my control of arachnids to attack him with twelve scorpions. They fill him with venom until he stops twitching.

Targ Collective
2015-04-21, 08:51 PM
I gain the somewhat befitting Love Embodiment. I have a limitless source of Love from my Orb of Light, so I am now an all powerful God. I shine the Light of Love everywhere I go.

2015-04-21, 10:02 PM
With my newly obtained Dream - World Lordship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream-World_Lordship), your worst nightmares are now mine to command! :evil laugh:

*forces you to dream about the third generation of My Little Pony*

2015-04-22, 01:36 AM
I manipulate the Akashic Plane to transfer all of your knowledge to myself (I'd link, but I'm on a phone).

Laughing Dog
2015-04-22, 07:31 AM
With my newly acquired Kinetic Energy Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption), I stop that freight train from hitting Trevortni. I then deck him anyways.

2015-04-22, 02:23 PM
*I use my new Aversion Field to escape from the nightmares and such*


2015-04-22, 02:36 PM
I use my Health Optimization (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Health_Optimization) to become the world's greatest doctor, leaving this thread be.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-04-22, 06:53 PM
It's lucky he's a super-doctor, though, 'casue ol' Fullbladder just got Disease Acceleration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Acceleration) and I have very poor self control.

2015-04-22, 07:07 PM
Dang it! I got Death Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment)! I'm basically powerless, since nobody above me actually died. :small annoyed:

So I'm just going to sit here, do nothing, and pose as a sitting duck. :smallsigh:

Angsty Anubite
2015-04-22, 08:11 PM
Oh no you aren't.

You and this thread are gonna

*strikes a pose*

DANCE. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Manipulation)

But don't worry! Eventually people will start dying from exhaustion, and then you'll be King of the dance floor!

2015-04-22, 08:42 PM
Causality Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation).



Bored now. Perhaps a few hundred blue flamingos joining the dancers would help?

*snaps fingers*

2015-04-23, 05:15 PM

I turn into a centaur and kick a whole bunch of flamingos, causing a bird massacre.

Targ Collective
2015-04-23, 06:54 PM
Ooh. Serenity Constructs.


Since my light is balanced at all times, I always experience a constant flow of peace and serenity. Nothing can faze me. Nothing at all.

I create an orb of Serene Light and create a variety of beautiful forms from it.

2015-04-23, 07:28 PM
I use my ability of Comic Narration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comic_Narration) to put an end to this ridiculous dancing scene!

2015-04-23, 11:29 PM
With the power of Card Combat (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Combat), I can make everyone hit the deck! Looks like ending the dance was just in the cards for y'all! I just aced you all!

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 12:10 AM
I get...


SERIOUSLY? This is SERIOUSLY a friggin' superpower?

I Ascend through the Planes of Light to get my godhood back.

2015-04-24, 09:27 AM
I gain the Radiation Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Manipulation) power, and decide to test it in some uninhabited, empty dimension. Say... the Planes of Light. A few moments later, said plane has become the center of an interdimensional radioactive storm, which... Oops, didn't see you there, Targ.

2015-04-24, 01:24 PM
Oooh. What an amazing sight. Photography Vision (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photography_Vision) is perfect to share this with others!

*Stares at irradiated Planes of Light*

2015-04-24, 04:05 PM

None of you have computers.
And I value all of your opinions.
You raised me well, dad.
I have no reason to cry...

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 05:21 PM

Oh great, another power that is out of character/no use to me. Fortunately light is a form of radiation so that didn't hurt the planes of Light, but *this*... I'm going to have to have counselling over this one.

2015-04-24, 05:28 PM
Through Oxygen manipulation, I command all of the oxygen in other people's lungs to start a hurricane.
Inside of the other posters.

2015-04-24, 05:59 PM
Gains Poison-Fire Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison-Fire_Manipulation).

Hurriedly uses it to kill TPBM, to prevent this hurricane from getting any worse.

2015-04-24, 07:54 PM
Hah! You wrote TPBM, which means that only if I post right beneath you will I die!


XIHIRLI has died and lost the game.

Except not really.


I craft my body to have fire and poison resistance, at the price of losing the Oxygen power and probably only killing a few people.

Targ Collective
2015-04-24, 08:41 PM


I escape to the real world. Aha!

2015-04-25, 03:53 PM
With the powers of Animal Magic (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Magic), I take control of you. You are now forced to do my bidding! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

2015-04-25, 06:55 PM
I change into a bat.

Now I'm being commanded by animal man.

What is thy bidding, my master?

2015-04-25, 10:44 PM
I can feel my old power leaving me, and now I feel as though I have a new power.

I now possess the power of.... Disgust Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Inducement)?

I use my new power to make TPBM disgusted with the person under him.

2015-04-26, 01:03 AM
With the power of Rarity Detection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Detection), I outfit myself in full enchanted diamond gear and still have enough left to build a fortress out of solid diamond. WHAT NOW

2015-04-26, 05:19 PM

Mental Shield Penetration.

Now free of animal control and trapped in the form of a giant bat, I turn angrily on she who dominated my mind and annihilate her mental shield, so that she will fail every will save she makes against any psychic attack!

Targ Collective
2015-04-26, 05:54 PM

I create an orb of water, free floating, and move my orb of Light into it. i then enjoy the watery light cadence.

2015-04-26, 07:41 PM
Cowardice Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cowardice_Empowerment)

Hm...... Boo!

2015-04-26, 07:42 PM

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I use my GIANT STANDARD ISSUE SCIMITARS to destroy the fortress around Emporerdaniel! Now they are left defenseless mentally and physically!

2015-04-26, 07:47 PM
"Fire control! Initiate strafing run!" (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Airborne_Attacks)

2015-04-26, 07:51 PM

I make a shield (and several thousand spare scimitars) out of the phrase: "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur."

I block the evil rain of fire.

2015-04-26, 07:55 PM
If fire doesn't work, you need more fire. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Fire_Manipulation)

Targ Collective
2015-04-26, 08:03 PM

I use this to locate God, or try to - the needle just spins... Oh! Maybe I'm a God! :)

2015-04-26, 09:56 PM
*Looks at roaring flames*

Hey, would you mind not setting me on fire? Thanks.

Supernatural Voice (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice)

2015-04-26, 11:41 PM
I gain the power of Explosive Combat (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat). With but a touch, I blow my escaped slave's scimitars to smithereens. With a second touch, my escaped slave meets the same fate.

2015-04-27, 02:07 PM

I take only fire damage from the explosion and survive as a Regener before stabbing you with one of my many hundreds of scimitars, Person Above Me.

2015-04-27, 03:14 PM
I manipulate some societies (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Society_Manipulation) and send the combined armies of the USA, China, Russia, and North Korea to attack TPBM.

2015-04-27, 06:44 PM

I invent a Death Star with a grate over the Exhaust Port and a shield generator INSIDE the shield it generates.
Then I blow you all up.

2015-04-27, 07:48 PM
But I have the power of Light Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Empowerment), and since the Death Star uses a superlaser to blow things up with...

Let's say it doesn't end prettily for you. Or the giblets floating in space that were once you.

I then take your scimitars and add them to my collection.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-04-27, 09:46 PM
Oh, Daniel....

... I use True Love's Kiss (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Love%27s_Kiss) to... uh.... unite our empires! Yeah! The science and epic space forces of Fullbladder Manufacturing and... whatever it is you have. I'm sure it's fine. Sound like a good idea? YesIthinkitdoes. *nod nod* Now if you'll just sign this prenuptial merger agreement...

Angsty Anubite
2015-04-27, 11:21 PM
Ohhh! Ohhh! True Love! That must mean a wedding! Ohhhhhhh! Leme help!

I dress up as a preacher pirate captain to take advantage of my Fashion Ability Manifestation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fashion_Ability_Manifestation) power. *Ahem*

Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...

2015-04-28, 12:47 AM
Channels Energy (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Channeling) to gain enough power to disrupt the wedding.

I know it is a bit early, but I'm speaking now against this wedding!

2015-04-28, 01:47 PM
How could you ever kill a poor, well-defended, adorable murder-death tiger kitty-cat? Don't you just love the kitty-cat? Isn't he so adorable as he rolls over for belly scritches? Isn't he adorable as he engages berserker mode and murders everything around him?

Also, I'm totally down with Dothraki style weddings. You know, where lots of people die.

Targ Collective
2015-04-28, 04:14 PM

Enhanced Jump.

Hah! Now for the Grand National!

2015-04-28, 04:14 PM

Okay. Useless.
I stay dead.

2015-04-28, 05:13 PM

... I take a bite out of you to find your weakness ... I guess! :smalleek:

Not much of a combat power!

2015-04-28, 05:55 PM

Just before I continue, to clarify, you only have to use the superpower on the random page you get? You pick any subcategories? I can't think of any alternative methods that work, so I can only assume so. Also, I assume you only use what you have in the current post, not additional powers from previous posts, though I could be wrong.

Anyway, I make a bunch of people hate me by being a douche to them, and am now immortal. Yay. Woohoo. Worst come to worst, if they stop hating me, I'll start being a douche to more people. A never-ending chain of self-perpetuating douchosity will ensue.

2015-04-28, 08:20 PM

Prophecy is intensely useless in a forum game.
I wait for my next turn, hoping to eventually get something to resurrect me.

Targ Collective
2015-04-28, 08:24 PM

The Light... Too... Much...

2015-04-29, 01:21 AM
Image Subjection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Image_Subjection).

Welp, it's been nice knowing y'all.

*proceeds to crown himself and Fullbladder as Diarchs of the Universe*

2015-04-29, 10:42 AM
My Intelligence Infinitum (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Infinitum) boosts my intelligence to near-infinite levels. I use it to analyse reality, which by extension means your mind. With perfect knowledge of your being, I vanquish you, restoring normality.

2015-04-29, 01:29 PM

Well. Now I won't be killed in any of the ways I was killed already. That's nice.
I stay dead.

Dire Moose
2015-04-29, 04:05 PM
Explosive Combat (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat)

I punch your corpse into 1000 pieces of smoking ash, preventing any attempt at resurrection and/or reanimation.

2015-04-29, 05:49 PM

Xihirli! It's now possible for you to come back and not be dead! Consider it altruism. Also, I make it possible for it to be impossible to defeat me. If that isn't possible for my power to let me do that, I make it possible.

Actually, I can make essentially anything possible. So... I guess I do whatever for eternity. Huh. Invincible immortality would be boring, though, so perhaps not.

Targ Collective
2015-04-30, 01:31 PM

Is Light an element? Stuff it, let's say it is.

I use my mouth to spit fire lasers, just for fun. Unfortunately I hit Xihirli.

2015-04-30, 02:05 PM

...I stay dead. Thanks for making resurrection possible, though.

2015-05-01, 11:24 AM
Ice Exoskeleton (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Exoskeleton)

*accidentally walks in front of Targ's laser breath, refracting it all over the thread*


2015-05-01, 11:32 AM

*vaporizes Twelvetrees' ice exoskeleton (and Twelvetrees also) as I surf by on 3000 degree flame*

Did I do that? :wink:

2015-05-01, 02:23 PM

How lucky. I'm back.

I use one of my many scimitars to defend myself from the next attack!

2015-05-01, 02:33 PM
I breathe you in (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respiratory_Power_Replication) and steal your self-resurrection.

2015-05-01, 04:52 PM

How fortunate.

How very fortunate indeed.

I pick up a rock, which I happen to be able to throw perfectly, which happens to hit the button I want it to, which happens to crush all my enemies.

Also, I dodge your attack, whoever. Luckily.

2015-05-01, 05:19 PM

Wow...just wow

I...guess I begin destroying everyone as I conquer the world!

Dire Moose
2015-05-01, 06:59 PM
Neanderthal Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neanderthal_Physiology)


*throws rock*

*rock breaks*

Duh.. Trog think you must be god or something. Ooga booga.

*paints picture of Tentreto on cave wall and bows to it*

2015-05-02, 01:06 AM
Suddenly the eyes of all are drawn to a new entity that appears in the midst of the chaos. Although later you will not be able to agree on how exactly it had manifested (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Appearance_Alteration), you do all agree that it is your doom you see, and so you acquiesce, submit, and surrender.*

*Except for Targ, who wasn't really into the whole domination and destruction thing to start with. He sees an ethereal messenger of peace and unity, come to free him from this realm of discord, malcontent and despair. He ascends and transcends.

2015-05-02, 05:24 PM

I, um. I build a wall. And hide behind it. I hide behind a giant wall of shadowy metalness from all of you. Spiritual enlightenment, you say? Sounds good. I know we've had our differences in the past, but be reasonable oh who am I kidding I'm going to be murdered.

2015-05-02, 05:30 PM

Well, after a massive powerdown in the face of destruction, I decide to use my teleportaiton powers to send this entity to doom some other universe.
Now guys, when I said world domination....

2015-05-02, 06:26 PM
Now guys, when I said world domination....

You really meant domination of a plane where every second that passes is a millennium on the prime material. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation) Haz fun!

Targ Collective
2015-05-02, 06:38 PM

Hmm. Perhaps it's time... To pierce... The Chronosphere.

2015-05-02, 06:46 PM

That's neat. So, now that I've recovered from my bout of pacifism, I proceed to obstruct Targ's lungs and breathing. Sorry, Targ. It's for the best. By which I mean my best.

Also, the same goes for everyone else. For those without lungs, I find sharp objects tend to work quite well. In fact, I'll use sharp objects on all of you, just in case. All from within a lovely little safe bubble to protect me.

2015-05-02, 07:18 PM
So, currently trapped in a time crawl, while due to slow time, my lungs will be pierced in a few thousand years. What power shall I gain to get back to the fight...

I'm really going downhill now.

Well, at least I have a few thousand years to get my reroll...

Dire Moose
2015-05-02, 08:28 PM
Reality Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment)

*cue Ominous Latin Chanting*

I am become the very multiverse itself in its entirety. I am everything and anything in existence. Wielding power unto the Gods, I will simply crush you all into oblivion with the sheer power of my will!


Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-02, 09:46 PM
Well, I got Knowledge Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment), so I'll use that to learn how to break free from your will and put an end to your embodiment of reality. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.

2015-05-02, 09:53 PM

After Fullbladder defeats Dire, I slow down his thought process to the point where his knowledge is of no use. Then I bonk him on the head with a big rock.

Also, I totally dress up as a wizard and cast sleep on him.

2015-05-03, 12:12 AM
With my newfound powers of Energy Redirection (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Redirection), I assume a stance that will allow me to absorb and return any energy-based attacks directed toward me.

2015-05-03, 05:43 AM
I... gain the abilities of a koala? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology)

Well, I guess *yawn* I could really use a twenty-hour nap. G'night *yawn* everyone...

2015-05-03, 07:21 AM

For lack of a better option, I heal and restore everyone back to life and thus become powerful due to the sheer happiness in the world.
This will not last for long...

2015-05-03, 11:06 AM
Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can

I become spiderman, because come on, who doesn't want to be spiderman?

Dire Moose
2015-05-03, 01:30 PM
Digestive Shapeshifting (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digestive_Shapeshifting)

*nom nom nom*

Now I'm spiderman too!

2015-05-03, 08:06 PM

I thank the dragon for the revive and offer to take vir wherever ve likes.

2015-05-04, 05:18 PM
You seem angry, young scimitar wielder. Let me help you, *Heals Soul (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Healing)* There, better?

2015-05-04, 05:37 PM
I become much healthier, because I now have incentive to exercise. I then hug Lex-Kat, because apparently my aggression (read: richardness) is directly proportional to the offensive power of the superpower I get.

2015-05-04, 05:42 PM
My soul now healed, I give up the ways of violence forever. I determine to use my magical might on enchantments and buffs to help people in need, the common man executing simple tasks. I will use my power to build this world up rather than destroy.
I thank you.



Dire Moose
2015-05-04, 06:11 PM
Insertion & Removal (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insertion%26Removal)

I magically insert you into a microwave and turn it to Extra High.

2015-05-04, 08:27 PM
Owl...Physiology... (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Owl_Physiology)

I peck you to death and fly away, gnawing on your detached antler with my owl beak :3

2015-05-04, 08:40 PM

I assume that you didn't want to be an owl, right? Well, now you aren't!

Oh dear lord that is so much worse...

Please change back into an owl...

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-04, 11:38 PM
Exoskeleton (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Exoskeleton)

So, uh, I guess I don't need that powered armour anymore. Huh.


2015-05-05, 03:44 PM

I burst out of the microwave and... wow. I cannot think of a lamer power. Without super-strength I'll just tear my arm out of its socket.
I guess I shoot some web into TPBM's eyes.

2015-05-05, 06:04 PM
I destroy everyone's concept of reality (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Destruction) and substitute my own. Emperor of the Universe once again!

2015-05-05, 08:42 PM

We have computers in this game, right?
I wipe out all computer viruses for funsies.
In the service of my new master, who controls my reality.

2015-05-06, 10:22 AM

I... take over the world... I guess.

2015-05-06, 12:51 PM

I use my expulsion powers to destroy goto124's power over me and obliterate the consciousness emerging from me.
Unfortunately, that means the 'Emperor of the universe' is no longer mind controlled.
:smallfrown: Well, this is marginally better...

2015-05-06, 07:38 PM

*I take over ruling the universe*

Now everyone play nice ...

Or Else :smallmad:

Dire Moose
2015-05-06, 08:29 PM
Ice Embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Embodiment)

I freeze you completely solid, shatter you, and take over your throne.

2015-05-06, 08:59 PM
Yay!! I sprout Wings of Water (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation) and fly around, happy as an assassin with fresh blood on her blade.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-06, 09:16 PM
Magic (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic).

Guess I'll just have to perform a dark ritual, eh? Yeah.

@V: Yes. Thank you.

2015-05-06, 10:30 PM
Indiscriminate Substitution? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indiscriminate_Substitution) :smallconfused:

*replaces Fullbladder's magic with science*

2015-05-07, 02:33 PM

What... what is a dragonman? Why do they have their own power page?
Let's see...
*Flips book on obscure methods of magic*
Let's see... capabilities of Dragonmen...
"Elemental Resistance (depends on your element)
Dragon Armor
Dragon Magic
Draconic Elemental Manipulation
Draconic Energy Manipulation
Elemental Breath
Scale Manifestation
Tail Manifestation
Wing Manifestation"

That's kinda cool, I guess my element is fire or maybe scimitars. But I look awful with scales and wings, and I don't know what I'd use a tail for. Let's check out the Dragon Magic...

"The user is capable of performing dragon-related magical feats, often either taught by a dragon, siphoning magic from a dragon, being magically link with a dragon, or being a dragon. But it truly depicts to magic that is exerted by dragons, since most dragons are described as magical creatures to their very bones, the source of their magic is unknown. The user has the ability to wield this form of magic to cast spells and other magical styles."

I could already do all of that that's useful with no dragons around.
I magically link with a dragon and steal its energy to double the spell slots I can fill every day, as long as they're fire.

Targ Collective
2015-05-07, 04:18 PM

Move over Death, you're out of a job. I make all life IMMORTAL as it Ascends through the Wheel of Rebirth into the Planes of Light.

2015-05-07, 04:29 PM

Well, one new guardian for the realm of light.
I try and guard targ from a future attack being, y'know, the one who probably made me angelic

2015-05-07, 04:51 PM

Now that I'm immortal, I turn toward a legacy.
I create planets. And sell them.
From my base on a planet made entirely from scimitars.
And some mattresses on some nice sturdy rock to let me sleep.

I gladly give up my dragon magic (though I can still cast twice as many Meteor Swarms and Fireballs now, so fear me) for this.

2015-05-07, 06:41 PM
Universal Embodiment. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Embodiment)


Targ Collective
2015-05-07, 08:42 PM
I like this one. Fits my character well. (Of course I go with the Light Violet types.)


2015-05-07, 11:57 PM

Inspired by Targ Collective's My Little Pony-ish avatar, I infuse everybody with the energy of Friendship!


What do you mean that isn't a real energy?

2015-05-08, 12:35 AM
Stands by Amy_Amethyst, ready to turn anyone who threatens her into a human popsicle, using Frostbite (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frostbite). And by threaten, I mean even challenging her use of Friendship Energy.

2015-05-08, 12:51 PM

So, anyone want to buy an adamentium sword?

2015-05-08, 03:06 PM

I turn your adamantium swords into jelly.

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-08, 09:17 PM
Sadness Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Inducement)

Well, time to make Xihirli too depressed to use his weirdo powers.

2015-05-09, 12:09 AM
Psammokinetic Creature Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Creature_Creation)

That seems like a descent power to me.

*creates an army of sandmen and sandmonsters to defend against TPBM*

2015-05-09, 08:50 AM

I fly away to escape the golems with steel wings
'You cannot defeat me, my wings are like a shield of steel!'

2015-05-09, 09:35 AM

I cast Summon Bigger Seal!

2015-05-09, 09:35 AM
Destiny Manipulation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation)

Come with me to the Dark Side, Drakeburn... it is your destiny.

Dire Moose
2015-05-09, 08:30 PM
Telekinetic Surgery (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Surgery)

*removes your heart, stomach, lungs, liver, and spleen, and shows them to you while laughing manaically*

Angsty Anubite
2015-05-10, 12:39 AM
Instant Learning (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning)

*knocks you out via kickboxing*

Ya know he can't even see what you're doing because your organ removal made him unconscious, right?


... oh, whatever.

*grabs surgical supplies*

*pokes your brain to force you to preform telekinetic surgery upon Emperordaniel while browsing Kayak (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqrTEQ_1h68)*

Targ Collective
2015-05-10, 02:10 AM

TOTALLY a power I have in real life. The trick is to accept help from those who donate their services, or give favourable terms.

2015-05-10, 03:04 AM
Well, now my body is indestructible and intangible, so I rush at targ, hoping to give a big hug.
This might be a good time to mention that the insides of my arms are somewhat spikier.

2015-05-10, 12:53 PM

Wow. That's lame. Do they think I'm a wood elf?

Whatever. I kindly ask the ponies and dragons to stop fighting and end the conflict.

Whistle while you work!

Dire Moose
2015-05-10, 02:39 PM
Spiritual Healing (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Healing)

*recovers from kickboxing-induced unconsciousness*

Targ Collective
2015-05-10, 05:32 PM

This is a cool one. No more common cold!

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-10, 08:40 PM
Yes, my Divine Sense (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Sense) detects greatness from you. I shall bring the people word of your power, Master Targ.

2015-05-11, 12:35 AM

Um ... *fades into invisibility and watches to see what happens next*

Angsty Anubite
2015-05-11, 03:27 AM
Omni-Creator (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator)


I'm supreme king of the omniverse.

Naturally the only thing to do in this situation is have an epic Marvel-DC-Dragonball-Homestuck-The Picture of Dorian Gray-crossover... no no, that just sounds stupid. Well, maybe not the Dorian Gray part, but whatever. Hang on, I'll think of something... hmm, maybe I can make invisible gem here the star of my new show... gem... gem, yes! Now I just need you, Dorian, Dave and Krillin to sing the theme song! This isn't stupid at all!

Oh gods, somebody stop me before I ruin every fandom ever.

2015-05-11, 04:03 AM
Omni-Creator (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator)


I'm supreme king of the omniverse.

Naturally the only thing to do in this situation is have an epic Marvel-DC-Dragonball-Homestuck-The Picture of Dorian Gray-crossover... no no, that just sounds stupid. Well, maybe not the Dorian Gray part, but whatever. Hang on, I'll think of something... hmm, maybe I can make invisible gem here the star of my new show... gem... gem, yes! Now I just need you, Dorian, Dave and Krillin to sing the theme song! This isn't stupid at all!

Oh gods, somebody stop me before I ruin every fandom ever.

Maybe I can use my Wonder Inducement (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wonder_Inducement) to make it marvelous to whoever see it, however it turns to be.

Targ Collective
2015-05-11, 04:14 AM

"And then everyone made friends". - Written for the world of Canterlot

2015-05-11, 07:10 AM
After being away for what seems like forever, I'm going to go and give you a great big hug!
It's to my great surprise, however when you drop over dead after seeing me. Huh.
**checks my power**
Oh, it's Fatal Countenance (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance). Sorry about that, not much I can do there. I better go grab my Protoman Helmet to cover up my head so that doesn't happen again.

2015-05-11, 02:18 PM

That's alright. I didn't die, I just went into a Superman "healing coma." I'll be fine.

Targ Collective
2015-05-11, 07:15 PM

So... Apparently I'm an alien as well as a godlike being. Hope none of you have a problem with that.

2015-05-11, 07:28 PM
*Appears in a beam of moonlight*

Huh. Would not have expected that Pure Moon Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Moon_Manipulation) would be a super power.

2015-05-12, 11:01 AM
Lust Embodiment!? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodiment) I'm not sure what to think of this one..... :smalleek:

2015-05-12, 01:59 PM

AHA! Flee before me, worms! Just being NEAR me...


2015-05-12, 02:02 PM

Okay Xihirli.

Summon Bigger Fish!

*Watches as the fish eats Xihirli.*

Targ Collective
2015-05-12, 05:41 PM

Arguably, Unicorns are a type of monster. But the biggest monster of all is Man.

2015-05-13, 03:18 AM
Immortality Manipulation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Manipulation)

I give myself immortality and/or strip everyone else of their immortality.

2015-05-13, 04:00 AM
Ah, ha!

I don't need immortality since I have Life-Force Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Absorption).

Now that's tricky. If I held you captive to use you as a power source, you may use reincarnation to escape. I'd rather have you turn someone random immortal so I can use him instead of you, but you could decide to make this stop whenever you want.

Whatev', that's broken enough.

2015-05-13, 08:58 AM
Well, I may be dressed up like Proto, but it turns out I've got Snake Man's (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den) power. Just keep the weapon energy flowing and you won't have to worry about running out of life force again!

2015-05-13, 12:58 PM

I guard myself from abduction and power surges with shield of water.
This is the lamest element ever.

Noah: Is not!

*Meteor swarm*

Noah: Argh!

2015-05-13, 01:52 PM
Goblin Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Goblin_Physiology)?? :smallconfused::smallfrown:

*Curls up in a ball and cries herself asleep*

@V Trade ya. :smallbiggrin:

2015-05-13, 02:06 PM



2015-05-13, 02:11 PM
Unimind. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind)

'nuff said.

2015-05-13, 03:12 PM

I hit Indarra and Emporerdaniel.

With a planet.

2015-05-13, 11:40 PM
*Uses Aura Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption) on Xihirli to halt the approaching planet*

*Becomes overwhelmed by Xihirli's love of scimitars*

Somebody, anybody, help me!

Targ Collective
2015-05-14, 12:16 AM

That's why you should be careful who's aura you absorb. Not that I'd be caught dead doing that - you deserve what you get, you dirty vampire.


I suppose I *should* help...

Here. The Scimitars are more beautiful. Not much help i know, but all I can do with this power.

2015-05-14, 06:09 AM

Ooh. It says I can make more weapons out of sand.

Not sure how durable these will be after I start up with my new power next turn, but...

*Creates dozens of Scimitars out of the sand from the ground*

2015-05-14, 06:22 AM

*Uses spoons to scoop away the sand from Xihirli's Scimitars*


2015-05-14, 02:12 PM
Peak Human Reflexes (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Reflexes)

I'll use this to dodge the incoming sand, spoons, and possibly scimitars being shoveled my way. :smalleek:

2015-05-14, 03:20 PM
Tentreto is back in business!
Now selling various mecha, weapons and armour.
Buy yours today
P.S do not attack the shopkeeper

2015-05-14, 03:38 PM

I think this will give me utter control over anything that I understand as well as I understand myself.

All your scimitars are belong to me. I am Xihirli, lord of the scimitars.

2015-05-14, 05:23 PM

There. That's the link to random, so that no one has to go back to page one to get a superpower.

That said...

I help people move!

Dire Moose
2015-05-14, 07:24 PM
Enhanced Musicianship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Musicianship)

*does badass guitar solo*

2015-05-15, 02:10 PM

I'm certain I already had this one. Ah well. I give myself Gaara's super-useful sand shield all over my body and enchant it like that special "mother sand" that will protect me no matter what so that I continue to have a nice defense after I move on to the next superpower.

2015-05-15, 09:10 PM

Aha! I can use this power to be undefeatable!

*grows long fluffy cat fur and starts purring*

Nobody can resist the purring kitty!

2015-05-16, 12:11 AM
With my powers of Fourth Wall Awareness (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness), I reveal that we are all, in fact, simply ordinary humans posting in a thread discussing the "Random Powers" ability on an Internet wiki for our own amusement - and that we do not actually get any of the powers we type about. I then give this power to everyone else as well.

Fourth Wall Awareness for everyone!

2015-05-16, 11:52 AM
Mirror Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Creation). This is a fun one.....

*traps TPBM in a complex labyrinth made entirely out of mirrors*

Good luck finding your way out! :smallamused:

2015-05-16, 01:38 PM

The power to always be wrong? No thanks.

I'll just smash my way out.
*Pulls out hammer, smashes a mirror, hammer turns into a jelly doughnut.


Fine. I'll just use Meteor Swarm.
*Suddenly runs out of spells for the day*

HOW is this a power? Wait a second... I can say something is the way I don't want it to be, right?
*Suddenly loses the ability to speak, but would have said, "I am trapped in a labyrinth."


2015-05-16, 04:52 PM
Organic Absorption (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Absorption)


Okay, this is bad. Everybody just stay away away from me.

I'm going to calmly sit down on the floor here and hope TPBM doesn't do anything rash.

Dire Moose
2015-05-16, 10:32 PM
Explosion Immunity (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Immunity)

Well, in case someone does do something rash, I probably don't have to worry about it.

2015-05-16, 11:26 PM
Gravitational Singularity Generation. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Singularity_Generation) :smallamused:

*creates a black hole to swallow Dire Moose and TPBM out of existence*

2015-05-17, 03:19 AM

I naturalize the black hole...wow
To be safer, I make dire moose and myself adapt to the black hole.

2015-05-17, 11:56 AM

Huh. I stay stuck in the labyrinth. I got rid of the horrible power, though.

Targ Collective
2015-05-17, 12:47 PM

This.. doesn't make sense. How does the water cohere? And what use would an *offensive* power be to me?

Ah well.

2015-05-17, 01:16 PM
Weapon Aura (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Aura)

How can I use that power? I don't even have a weapon!!!

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-05-17, 08:09 PM
Dimensional Travel (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Travel).

Maybe I'll use it to find a dimension that's not vomiting random insane superpowers onto everyone.

And then, using the superpowers I have hypothetically built up here, become a god of that virgin world.

2015-05-18, 10:15 AM

Guns, bullets, throwing daggers, tanks, mines, cannonballs...

Drakeburn, maybe we should team up!

2015-05-18, 01:22 PM
Supernatural Concealment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Concealment)

I suppose I'm just hiding from everyone here.

That should make it hard to attack me, right?

2015-05-18, 01:58 PM

I shatter some mirrors but am still trapped in the labyrinth.

2015-05-18, 10:52 PM
Omnislayer!? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer) You're kidding me..... :smallamused::smallbiggrin:

*starts my killing spree by killing Xihirli and TPBM* :smallcool:

2015-05-19, 05:19 AM

*uses it to create a cartoon mirror that reflects Drakeburn's power back on himself*

*sticks a foot long cartoon tongue out and gives Drakeburn a raspberry*

2015-05-19, 11:48 AM
Using my powers of Muscle Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Manipulation), I turn the person below me into a puppet to further my schemes.

2015-05-19, 02:08 PM

Why does everyone always kill me?
What have I done to... Oh, it's you, nevermind.
My muscles are under your command, but I'm a dead corpse who kills everyone around me with some nicely reintroduced Black Death, Polio, and Smallpox.

2015-05-21, 07:11 AM
"Hmm... all that disease gives me an idea..."
**sends Break Man to discretely acquire samples from**

"Since he's a Banette and thus a ghost he should be immune to the effects, while giving me some nice material to work with in light of my recently acquired Enhanced Assassination Skills (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Assassination)"
**discreetly offers my services to TPBM**

Targ Collective
2015-05-21, 04:11 PM
Thanks, but I don't have need of an assassin. If you do bodyguard or housecleaning work I'd be interested though, only just cleaned up a bunch of traps from the Planes of Light. *Someone* thinks it's funny. *grumble grumble*


I'm tempted to bring Past! Terry back to continue the Discworld series, but that would be uncharacteristically evil of me.

Who wants to visit... the future?

2015-05-23, 08:35 PM

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*The entire planet is engulfed in Meteors*

2015-05-24, 07:01 AM
Ice wall generation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Wall_Generation)

I make a wall of ice around the world to prevent the meteors.
It also creates rain and mass flooding, but hey, one thing at a time...

2015-05-25, 03:15 AM

*gets migraine trying to figure out which power(s) to use first*

I think I need to go lay down in the dark ...

2015-05-25, 04:43 AM

All of you are turned into Girl Scout Cookies. I will go door-to-door selling your sweet, succulent bodies to children for their consumption, and I will then use the proceeds to take over the world.


2015-05-25, 11:04 AM

I force you to turn me back and turn the apocalyptic falling ice into cookies.

I eat some cookies. They may have been people.

2015-05-25, 11:25 AM
Someone is dying. Fear no more, I have come with my Divine energy manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Energy_Manipulation) to assist.

2015-05-26, 07:15 AM
Wrath embodiment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wrath_Embodiment)

Time for world conquest attempt #2... oh wait, I need to also be eternally angry for this to work?
Well, I'll just wait here for someone to actually make me angry, because life isn't too bad after ending an apocalypse

2015-05-26, 08:41 AM
Nigh Omnipresence (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh_Omnipresence). Who wants a good old-fashioned team-up? No? *stabs anyone who refuses from all sides at once*

2015-05-26, 12:58 PM

Oh, yes.

*Accepts Daniel's offer, then calls in solar power to blast away the planet, teleporting into the center of the sun to evade revenge.*

Come and get me!

2015-05-27, 02:13 AM

Come and get you I shall indeed! For with my Oxygen Independence and Enhanced Endurance, I have no fear of crossing the void of space to reach you. Once I do, I will extract vengeance for the devastation you have wreaked upon my planet, Invulnerable to your pitiful rebuffs.

2015-05-27, 11:13 AM
You realize poison evaporates, right?

2015-05-27, 02:25 PM
You realize poison evaporates, right?

"Evaporates" doesn't necessarily mean "is destroyed" - and some poisons are still toxic when airborne. :smalltongue:

Oh, right, need a power - uh...

Anti-Storage (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti_Storage)! You shall never be able to catch meeeee!

2015-05-27, 03:18 PM

I absorb the "you're never going to catch MEEEEEE" and send it to a prisoner escaping justice. The police hear the sound and soon arrest the criminal.

2015-05-28, 10:01 AM

Everybody will want to hurt me! I'll never win!

2015-05-28, 02:14 PM
You see, I had that power already. I thought that saying things in reverse would help, but, you see, I was wrong.


*Gives ultimate slash, bisecting TPAM*

2015-05-28, 02:37 PM
Telomere Regeneration (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telomere_Regeneration)

Wow, a power that I actually needed to read the description to have any idea what it meant. Anyway, I guess I can give immortality out, so, apply here for an indefinite life span!

Angsty Anubite
2015-06-03, 02:41 PM

Please excuse me while I cartwheel down to the immortality shop.

2015-06-07, 02:52 PM
Field Manipulation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Field_Manipulation)

With that power, I stop TBAM in his tracks, trapping him inside a forcefield. Let's see you get out of that. :smallamused:

2015-06-07, 03:15 PM

Are you ready to face... my ULTIMATE FORM!?


2015-06-08, 03:22 PM

*I arise from my bisected body in my new form* Xihrili! You shall pay!

2015-06-09, 07:35 PM

Now I am slightly more dragon than I was before.

I breathe lightning into a time machine, teleporting you to 1885.

2015-06-10, 07:16 PM
Metalbending (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ferrokinetic_Combat). Come at me, I dare you!

2015-06-10, 09:07 PM

I am become fire, the consumer of worlds. Using this, I permanently augment my fire abilities again, so that my Meteor Swarms are real and do double damage.

*Meteor Swarm*

2015-06-11, 03:39 PM
After an extended absence, I return after presumably standing around and getting killed by AoE attacks several times! What mighty power do I unleash?

Native American Deity Physiology ("http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Native_American_Deity_Physiology)


I.. guess I become a trickster god and am a bit of an ass to everyone? Even then, like twenty of these have the "Trickster" power. Also, Xihirli, I hate to... rain... on your parade, but Rain Creation is in there, and we all know what happens to fire when submerged in water...

Targ Collective
2015-06-12, 04:00 PM

As I suspected. No-one here is a threat.

*ascends to the Light planes to observe and lend assistance as needed*

2015-06-12, 04:44 PM

I have suddenly received a will, in which I have inherited superpowers... but this could be a little mundane.
To make this more interesting, lets roll for my parents:


So I am now a living battering ram, plus:
Oh yeah:
I rush out my shop down the street propelled by my punch. Then i realize that this is going to be very hard to stop.
Err, a little help here please. Can someone decelerate me?

2015-06-12, 05:00 PM

Nooooo! I'm a cyborg embodiment of flame.

Also, that's not at all how fire behaves in rain. Even standard campfires can survive on the fuel they have left (you know, until it burns out) in less powerful rainstorms. I'm fine.

2015-06-15, 07:01 AM

*I make everybody and everything unbearably Cute*

There! ... Oh wait ... that includes me ...

Targ Collective
2015-06-16, 12:50 PM

Couldn't have suited me better if I'd chosen it. Technically the only *true* Universal Construct is a Nothingness Construct, or a Unity Construct, or the middle, or if you're looking at it holographically, a *paradox construct*. Going into the middle of a paradox throws you to the ends; if you try and polarise to one end of a paradox the other will tug you back, and you'll *always* be in the centre, as all three nodes of a paradox are mutually and inherently self balancing and stabilising. To resolve a paradox is to unify zero and one into clearness. To resolve a paradox is to be the VOID THAT IS. Inarguable. Eternal. Unbreakable. And the joke is we are all in this state at all times; we just see it in one direction or the other because of filters. Universal Force Constructs is Paradox Force Constructs is Nothingness Force Constructs is Presence Force Constructs is Flow Force Constructs - all at once - is *TRUE and ABSOLUTE force constructs*.

There is nothing in the rules that says you can't create sentient constructs with this, even independent ones, but they evidently haven't thought it through - on the site they only scratch the surface of what this means.

*demonstrates by creating Gold out of nothing*

Watch this.

*corrodes gold with acid*

Now see...

*creates full spectrum rainbow*


*collapses rainbow into the centre, into clarity*

Now can you see the light of the collapsed rainbow? *That's* how powerful this is.

Hee, it's nigh ompnipotence by another name. At least, creatively. And I can get around not being able to destroy by creating the opposite of whatever I want to destroy (as a waveform) and using the opposing force to still what I want to create into the void.

Oh My God I'm omnipotent.

2015-06-19, 02:01 PM
Omninescience (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omninescience)
Nope, not omniscience, though this is more interesting.
I use my powers to utterly ignore anything you can do targ, and in doing so, just by ignorance, I can be immortal. I am the black hole of the mind...
Now I retire to the corner, as apparently, I have to ignore everything.

2015-06-19, 03:39 PM
Hey, that's Fighter's power in 8Bit.



2015-08-03, 03:31 PM

I freeze Groot, then walk up a mountain singing a catchy song and construct myself a fortress, with golems of all sizes to guard it.

2015-08-03, 04:40 PM
Battlefield Adaptation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Battlefield_Adaptation)

*storms Mythaos's icy fortress*

2015-08-03, 05:33 PM
That was an epic battle! Too bad it never happened at all, thanks to Temporal_Erasure (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Erasure).

Who will challenge the power of negating your existence?

2015-08-04, 10:53 AM
I WILL CHALLENGE- What in Oblivion?


...What the... Why would I ever USE that!? Maybe I can put it in Reverse on the Sunbelt. I'll try that.
Nope, made it worse. Sorry.

2015-08-04, 02:11 PM

Well, that's straightforward.
I'll just leave Xihirli be for now, and go for TPATPAM instead. Let's see how well you can concentrate on time when your spine is doing cartwheels inside your back. Or, failing that, without a spine at all.

2015-08-04, 03:46 PM
This game is pretty much like Kiss or Kill, except with a twist: You have to use the superpower you gain from the Superpower wiki's Random Page Link!.

Link to gain a random superpower. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)

So with my Ignition Slash ability, I cut the blank white space and set it on fire. At the same time. :smallamused::smallbiggrin:

Here's that link again.


I use it to make millions doing stunts and music videos.

2015-08-04, 06:45 PM

Well, that's straightforward.
I'll just leave Xihirli be for now, and go for TPATPAM instead. Let's see how well you can concentrate on time when your spine is doing cartwheels inside your back. Or, failing that, without a spine at all.

Quite well, strangely enough (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology) - and things get pretty strange, considering that my true form can not be grasped by mortal beings... let alone the spine. Or whatever that thing is. Even I forget what it does sometimes. Huh. *scratches head, extends eye stalks* Maybe you should put that back, or be devoured, or both at once.


Quake in fear, mortal beings, at your first sight of the unholy power that is unnatural, non-Euclidean, Eldritch Physiology!

V *runs screaming from kitten* If you could see that thing in 9 dimensions like I can, you'd know why.

2015-08-04, 08:26 PM
Animal Imitation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Imitation)

*runs like a frightened kitten away from Orm-Embar*

2015-08-04, 09:14 PM

I'll never waste spell slots on Plane Shift or Teleport again. I'll be able to Meteor Swarm much more often.

2015-08-05, 09:16 AM
Alright, then.

I go talk to NASA. Once they hear my plan, they happily agree to it. I begin training to become an astronaut. Meanwhile, NASA builds a new and improved Space Shuttle, capable of sending up to eight people at a time, plus one to pilot the shuttle while the others are on the Moon. They start a recruitment drive building up the number of potential astronauts to several hundred candidates. A few years later, I, along with eight other astronauts, take off. We arrive at the Moon, and I step out onto the airless surface. I begin using my power to its fullest extent. Hours later, I depressurize my suit, take off my helmet, and breathe in the first breath of the new lunar atmosphere. Then, we unpack our supplies and building materials from the lunar module. Armstrong City has been founded. I live out the rest of my days as Mayor.

2015-08-08, 04:13 PM
The rest of your days will be a long time, thanks to Regeneration Bestowal (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regeneration_Bestowal).

2015-08-08, 04:14 PM

I make millions giving off an unlimited source of energy. Russia alone pays me $900,000 every winter.

2015-08-08, 11:57 PM

*absorbs all the heat generated by Indarra ... (and Indarra too) *


2015-08-09, 07:55 AM

I hire myself out to various terrorist organizations as the ultimate secret weapon. Once I've amassed a mid-size fortune, I go to the US government and offer them the identities of everyone who hired me and my services in exchange for amnesty. After a career with the military, I retire to a small town in Montana and become head of the local 4th of July celebration committee. I am nicknamed Gandalf for the wonderful shows I put on.

2015-08-09, 01:02 PM

If this also protected me from the bends and other pressure stuff, I could do something with it.

I make $10 getting golf balls that fall in the water.

2015-08-09, 02:24 PM
Musical Attacks! (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks) I go on tour and make millions playing doom metal under the name "MC Dragon Disaster Area" while warning audiences to stay far, far away from the stage for the sake of their hearing, health and sanity. But do they listen? Huh, do you?

^^And then one day the tour stops at a small town in Montana. Silence fills the streets as the innocent townspeople huddle behind closed doors. It's high noon. A tumbleweed rolls past. (What? Where did that come from?) Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.

V I approve. It was already full of sadness. :smalltongue:

2015-08-09, 02:51 PM

I turn your rock into blues.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-09, 03:49 PM

I give you more reasons to be blue about.

2015-08-09, 04:59 PM

I start an entire team of super-heroes. Now we just need a villain to fight.

2015-08-09, 07:17 PM

How serendipitous. I empower myself and attack Xihirli's team of heroes.

2015-08-09, 09:56 PM

Halt miscreant! *shift into were form and help defeat Mythaos*

2015-08-10, 12:09 AM
Life-Force Empowerment (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Empowerment)

*joins in the fight against the forces of Mythaos*

2015-08-10, 12:36 AM
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm EVIL. WHY did I make a team of heroes? Oh. Stupid Evil. Right.


Oh well. I'm now a flying embodiment of hellfire, practically omnipotent. First I permanently double my allotment and power of Meteor Swarms for the day even after I lose this power next post. Then I join Mythaos and fry Amy in a single flash of fire. Then I give myself a bunch of constitution and DR/MR buffs to help my Fighter-ing. This temporary power is basically a permanent +16 level adjuster.

2015-08-12, 07:00 AM
Alien Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology)

I fight Xihirli and Mythaos by using my power to copy the traits of Galactus, Deoxys, and Superman to gain more than enough power to fight back, and likewise do so.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-12, 09:02 AM
I extract all emotions tied your fighting spirit (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Separation), Xihirli and Mythaos should have little trouble beating you guys when you fight without motivation and morale. Good luck getting those back, too.

Grim ranger
2015-08-12, 11:09 AM
Alas, you proceed to spontaneously explode on cellural level, unable to use your powers to stop me since I control even the brainmeats that would allow you to do so. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cell_Manipulation)

2015-08-12, 12:59 PM

While you're busy killing him, I torch and shock you to death simultaneously.

2015-08-12, 08:48 PM
Figuative Vocifery (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Figurative_Vocifery)

With my emotions sapped by Prince Xhan, I start using dark metaphors that could end the world if they resolve! Except that since I gain this power while exploding on the cellular level, I'm kinda done for before that can happen.

2015-08-12, 08:50 PM
Beast Lordship (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Lordship)

I lead an army of rhinos, bulls, tigers, wolves, bears, and a flock of geese to attack TPBM.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-13, 12:08 AM
Cartomancy (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartomancy)

I forsee your deadly attack, and seek out TPBM to come to my aid.

V Welp, so much for aid...

2015-08-13, 07:05 AM
I suddenly lift my sheet and reveal myself as a japaneese woman snow ghost (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Yuki-Onna_Physiology), silently freeze TPAM in a solid block with a gesture of a hand and then disapear into the blizzard.
(Warning, any "let it go" joke will attract the same fate)

@^ Hey it's quicker than being mauled to death by animals.
@V You'll probably have to do a little better than that, set your hand on fire or something..

2015-08-13, 11:48 AM

Scimitar-Chuck hands, yo.

Now I just need to find a way to feed myself.

2015-08-16, 09:28 AM

Stand back! Or I'll turn you into paper! And then recycle you!

2015-08-16, 04:35 PM

I have the power to lay golden eggs.
I use it to devalue gold and make the peasants just as wealthy (moreso, actually) as the ruling elite.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-17, 12:18 AM
I use my pent up negative emotions to make a set of pistols armed with vengeance, anger, betrayal, depression and angst for bullets. That stuff doesn't run out, as well as a thick, weightless garb and mask made of manifested fear. I use it to become an outlaw who steals from the rich who used to be poor, and live a gritty life of crime unless I somehow find inner peace and retire.

Also, I shoot Smuchmuch with all flavors of wrath and spite. And Xihirli, too, if just for amusement.:smalltongue:

2015-08-17, 08:23 PM

In other words, I can hit you an infinite number of times in a half-second.

I kill the entire universe.

2015-08-18, 10:07 AM

In other words, I can hit you an infinite number of times in a half-second.

I kill the entire universe.

You finish killing the entire universe except one man... me. You realize the voice in your head was not your own. I say "Thank you for doing that for me. Now would you please kindly kill yourself. Thank you!"


2015-08-18, 03:41 PM
Mammalian Physiology (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mammalian_Physiology)

I turn into a raccoon, attacking TPBM's face very fiercely.

2015-08-20, 06:52 PM

One fried raccoon later, I turn to begin blasting a hole in the great wall of china (because why not?)

2015-08-23, 08:33 AM
You finish killing the entire universe except one man... me. You realize the voice in your head was not your own. I say "Thank you for doing that for me. Now would you please kindly kill yourself. Thank you!"


Yeah, you can talk to me, you can't make me do it. And since you TOLD me who you were... yeah, you're doomed.


2015-08-23, 09:53 AM

Instead of using my power to avoid an attack, I will provide water for Xihirli to swim around in.

2015-08-23, 01:02 PM
Using my supernatural senses (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Tracking) I shall track TPaM to the end of the earth and beyond !

*Hands over your subponea*
You are hereby notified that you are to report to the tribunal to answer for all that water damage you caused. Have a good day."

Prince Zahn
2015-08-23, 01:21 PM
Using my supernatural senses (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Tracking) I shall track TPaM to the end of the earth and beyond !

*Hands over your subponea*
You are hereby notified that you are to report to the tribunal to answer for all that water damage you caused. Have a good day."

While you do that, a Man dressed like a ninja (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fashion_Ability_Manifestation) sneaks up on you slices your head off while remaining unnoticed, and fades away into the scenery in the blink of an eye.

@v I'd like 10 lbs please.

2015-08-23, 02:38 PM

I immediately stockpile a bunch of Fairy Dust. I never have to waste spell slots on Overland Flight or Feather Fall again.
Who wants to buy Fairy Dust?