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Flabbicus
2007-04-16, 03:48 PM
Conveniently located at center downtown lies a refurbished old warehouse. A bell rings as you enter through the doors intp a small pizzeria, stocked in all manner of delicious italian dishes. There are a few tables scattered around by the counter, as well as several open booths. Beneath the cozy brick oven family restaurant that it may resemble lies a deep, dark, and disturbing secret. All of the staff are actually shadowkind, from the busboy to the janitor to the cashier. The juicebox in the corner has a music library of almost 3000 songs, so chances are it'll play what you want.

Behind the "Employees Only Door" is a secret passage that leads to the most powerful organized crime syndicate the Town has ever known. The warehouse actually is much longer and larger than it appears from the outside. The headquarters of the Corsone Syndicate is dug deep into the ground in an effort to resemble the Mind Flayer's usual home, the Underdark.


Menu

Appetizer
Bruschetta


Pastas
Fettucine Alfredo
Lasagna
Macaroni
Ravioli
Rigatoni
Spaghetti
Tagliatelle
Tortellini

Pizza
Any kind, with any topping excluding squid

Deserts
Cannoli
Gelato
Granita

Beverages
Choker-Cola
Water
Slurm

The GodfatherTM (One part nails, one part whiskey, and one part lead casings).
Catch of the Day in a Blender (Just like it sounds)
Mr. Blonde (Part beer and gasoline, add a dash of sociopath and you're done)
Beggar's Beer (taste's like sawdust, but its still alcoholic enough to get you drunk)


NPC's:
Tony Alberreti: Because it's not a stereotypical Italian pizzeria without a guy named Tony. Tony is a Choker waiter who navigates the restaurant through conveniently placed coat rails. He is a bit smarter than his fellow Choker's and is more than willing to aid any in need of food or sustenance.
Jeff the Ghost: A boy of 18, Jeff fills the roles of waiter, cashier, and janitor when need be. He would look like a normal person except for the fact that he's entirely transparent. He is a music junkie and is never far from his (incorporeal) mp3 player.

The Kuzzer Brothers: Two very large, and very fat, minotaur brothers. They carry around two big submachine guns and wear immaculate grey suits. Oddly neither of them wear pants though.
Louis Corsone: The big boss himself. A bluish-gray tinged mind flayer in a black and white striped suit. He never enters the main restaurant, and can always be seen smoking his trademark cigar between his tentacles.

(( Note: To any not versed in shadowkind Tony looks like a weirdly proportioned 17 year old kid covered in pimples with prehensile feet, Jeff just looks like a teenaged punk who needs to go outside more, the Kuzzers look like huge armed thugs with nose rings, and Corsone looks like a middle aged man with a long scraggly beard. ))

PC's
Flabbicus and Ruffles

GuesssWho
2007-04-16, 07:47 PM
Two men enter the restaurant.
One turns on the jukebox with a look. It starts to play 'Bang Bang Bang', by Tracy Chapman, even if the jukebox doesn't have that one.
{OOC: That's what I happen to be listening to right now. YouTube is a wonderful thing.}
The other chooses a table. "Pepperoni pizza, chocolate gelato, and a Mr. Blonde for my friend there." He notices that the other man hasn't paid for the jukebox and tosses the waiter a quarter for it.

Flabbicus
2007-04-16, 08:08 PM
(( Darn, I don't have that song. To Radioblog! This is a pretty good song. ))

Tony scribbles the order down with his feet while hanging onto a banister by the table. The choker catches the quarter in its hand and pockets it into a small pocket in his uniform. He swings away to fetch the order, resembling nothing less than an abberant spider monkey.

Jeff cleans up some suspicious looking red blood stain on the ground with a mop. He of course is listening to his headphones while doing so and tunes everyone and everything out.

GuesssWho
2007-04-16, 09:08 PM
The younger man, Mordred, grins, looking at the bloodstain. He licks his lips.
"Don't you start."
"Oh, alright."

Flabbicus
2007-04-16, 09:17 PM
The choker swings back over, this time balancing a platter with a well sized pepperoni pizza, chocolate gelato, and a Mr. Blonde on his free foot. He drops it on the table and swings away towards the front entrance. Where he can greet people/choke them to death.

Jeff starts singing along with the lyrics of the song he's listening too into the mop, "Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite..."

(( That's it for me for the night. I'll be back tomorrow night hopefully. ))

GuesssWho
2007-04-16, 09:19 PM
{See you.}
"Thankee, sai," Mordred calls after him, and they set to.