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wackodraco
2007-04-18, 07:01 PM
Jerren were a subrace introduced in the 3rd edition Book of Vile Darkness. In essence, Jerren are functionally identical to halflings, but with a more "evil" flavor.
D'ya think Belkar is a Jerren?

Gaelbert
2007-04-18, 07:09 PM
If he was, I don't know if Belkar could have kept that a secret for this long without even giving a specific hint. I could be wrong, though.

mikeejimbo
2007-04-18, 08:25 PM
If he was, I don't know if Belkar could have kept that a secret for this long without even giving a specific hint. I could be wrong, though.

I could see one way in which he could keep the secret:

He doesn't even know.

Or maybe he's half. Half-halfling, half-jerren.

Shhalahr Windrider
2007-04-18, 08:34 PM
Nah. He has too much culinary expertise to be anything but a normal halfling who just happens to be Chaotic Evil.

Besides, it's just funnier that way. :smallwink:

Innis Cabal
2007-04-18, 08:42 PM
umm...no i don't think so.

monsterinshadow
2007-04-18, 08:46 PM
naw, Jerran's are way too teritorial and would NEVER be able to get along with good alligned players.

Setra
2007-04-18, 09:01 PM
naw, Jerran's are way too teritorial and would NEVER be able to get along with good alligned players.
Belkar gets along with the party?

CardinalFang
2007-04-18, 09:02 PM
Belkar gets along with the party?
He hasn't killed them...yet.

jindra34
2007-04-18, 09:03 PM
He hasn't killed them...yet.

KEY WORD: YET...

Innis Cabal
2007-04-18, 09:07 PM
Belkar is a Jerran like i am a 12 year old girl with purple hair and 16 inch nails

Maltrich
2007-04-18, 09:15 PM
You have 16-inch nails?

Pix plz.

jindra34
2007-04-18, 09:16 PM
You have 16-inch nails?

Pix plz.

s/he was pointing out how extremely unlikely that situation was... you really need to get a comedic device sensor... you probably could get one at a discount from Elan

Demented
2007-04-18, 09:22 PM
You need to fix your sarcasm detector asap!

jindra34
2007-04-18, 09:22 PM
You need to fix your sarcasm detector asap!

WHo does may i ask?

NeonRonin
2007-04-18, 09:32 PM
If Belkar is a Jerren, would he ever have had a shoulder angel in the first place? That is, BEFORE the angel got sent to a mental institution by Belkar's lack of jolliness?

I sincerely doubt that he is anything other than an ordinary, run-of-the-mill, completely psycho halfling.

Assassinfox
2007-04-18, 09:35 PM
Wow, this idea got shot down like a blimp over a military base. o.O

I for one see some merit in your idea. Don't Jerrens eat people? It'd fit well with Belkar's "culinary tastes" and his "extra chunky salsa". :smallwink:

Nimelennar
2007-04-18, 09:41 PM
I think his angel (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html) would have been able to tell the difference, and wouldn't have gone quite so crazy if he was a/half Jerren. All he says is "He's a halfling, he's supposed to be jolly!"

Demented
2007-04-18, 09:43 PM
WHo does may i ask?

Whoever made the post above mine. Because the post above that post is just dripping with sarcasm. Of course, it's probably dripping because it got flooded over by the post above THAT post, and I could go on....

But then, what do I know? I've just got this primitive Irony Sensor. Even says "Built Ford Tough" on the front. Still, it works like a charm. Made from those good old days when they still had nonbiodegradeable plastic. Still, it's a pain having to measure sarcasm using a slide ruler.

jindra34
2007-04-18, 09:45 PM
Whoever made the post above mine. Because the post above that post is just dripping with sarcasm. Of course, it's probably dripping because it got flooded over by the post above THAT post, and I could go on....

But then, what do I know? I've just got this primitive Irony Sensor. Even says "Built Ford Tough" on the front. Still, it works like a charm. Made from those good old days when they still had nonbiodegradeable plastic. Still, it's a pain having to measure sarcasm using a slide ruler.

I got mine upgraded after monday...

Innis Cabal
2007-04-18, 09:49 PM
no i don't have 16 inch nails....im not even female....but he isnt a Jerran, even if rich had the book of vile darkness in his comic he dosnt seem to pull things from the same place twice...and thats the logical answer....now for the answer that makes sense...he isnt

Demented
2007-04-18, 09:51 PM
I got mine upgraded after monday...

Ooh, sounds like a story to tell. I want to hear all the juicy details!

jindra34
2007-04-18, 09:53 PM
Ooh, sounds like a story to tell. I want to hear all the juicy details!

GO ask Elan he's the one who did the work...