Sneak's Milk Bar Resturant III

[McBish]

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Come revel in the fine heritage and sensational sounds from the Town's longest standing dining establishment. The aroma of ambrosia will entice any couple to wine and dine away the worries of the world, while our nimble staff will jump to your whims desire. Make a reservation, bring a loved one, and enjoy your evening.
Please note (Lykan) that Sneak’s Milk Bar Restaurante was built using many enchantments to prevent damage and destruction.

From the outside, you can see an ornate cobblestone drive leading up too a two story building with a domed roof. The perimeter is surrounded by a tall wrought iron fence, with gargoyle topped posts every ten feet. Midway up the drive to the building, a stone white fountain with four figurines stand on top. Looking at a glance, you would recognize a stunnigly handsome male, an equally beautiful female, a suave sophisticated cat, and an unmistakeable Llama. If you examine the details more closely, you would see that these are stone replicas of El Jaspero, Alarra, Sneak, and Atreyu. Each the sculptures holds a goblet, out of which water drops flowingly into a basin. The front of the building features red tile leading up to two Mahogany French doors with stained glass in them. On the left door, you can make out the figurine of the Kender in various shades of green glass, with his/her hand out greeting you to come in. On the right door, in purple glass, Supagoof holds his arms in a please enter this way fashion.

Coat Check/ Valet
Start your evening by handing your coats to NPC Chester Checkets This friendly young chap is here to store and hold coats/valuables so diners can fully enjoy the experience. He'll also park and retrieve your carriage in the secure lot with minimal wait time.

Maitre Di
Roberto Grenfini - Your NPC host for greeting an seating, taking reservation, and escorting patrons to their dining tables. Roberto will even try his best to accommodate those without a reservation (for a small fee to grease the wheels, so to speak.)



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The focal point of the restaurant is our center stage and live big band. On the right side of the stage, a tall bronze statue of Mortia De Luna Draco stands, with his left arms outstretched. On the left side of the stage, an equally tall statue of Lykan stands, with his right arms outstretched. Both outstretched hands meet at the fingertips. The stage is set for an orchestra on the right side, with a short barrier in front of each chair. Upon the barrier, the signature Trademark of SMBR is painted. On the left side of the stage, facing the audience, are both a microphone and a conductors stand. In front of the stage, open tables are spread out surrounding the dance floor. The center of the room you will find a fire pit for warmth, enchanted to warm but not burn. Along the walls, patrons can obtain a more secluded booth with views to the stage, but privacy of conversation. Above the outer rim of the booths, a balcony with tables is set. The balcony is the only spot in the restaurant with carpeting. The enchanted ceiling appears to reflect the outside sky, all with the protection that a roof provides. Rain drops will appear to dissolve over your head.

Reservations (Please label your table at the beginning of your post)
Tables 1 through 10 – Around the dance floor and near the fire pit, these are the open tables that may seat from 2 to 6 patrons.
Booths 11 through 20 – These are the booths surrounding the outer walls of the restaurante. With sound dampening spells to keep your conversations quiet from prying ears, you and a loved one can enjoy the ambiance with little disturbances. They seat a max of 4 patrons.
Balcony 21 through 26 – Above the booths on the balcony, these tables offer not only a view of what’s happening on the floor, but also a splendid view of the oceans. These tables seat 2 to 6, but may also be joined to make room for 8. Please, no giants allowed upon the balcony.

Permanent Reserve
Please understand that these spots are for those who helped not only bring the first milk bar into light, but also those who helped assist in bringing the bar to its next incarnation.
Atreyu Booth – This booth, set immediately right of the main stage, is reserved from Atreyu the Masked Llama and guests of his. The booth is floored in velvet cushions, perfect for making our favored quadruped relax.
El Jaspero & Alarra’s Table – A table, centered in the middle of the room, close to the fire and with clear sight of stage, is reserved for Alarra and El Jaspero, whose investing helped bring the new restaurante to life.
Sneak’s Balcony Den – A room, sanctioned off from the other balcony tables, is reserved for the Cat God who is the milkbar’s name sake and initial investor.

Live Band
Tony Briamoire - Pianist extraordinaire and his Crazy Possums. This 30's style big band is able to provide a more contemporary musical setting while still knowing all the favorites. Featuring Jocelyn Soprano - female vocalist who vocal range extends to the heavens. While the band is on break, or by special request, violinist Keshet Eilon will grace your table with a simple yet sweet sonata.

Waitstaff
The waitstaff of woodland elves, Golradir, Findecáno, Fëanáro, Ireth, Nessa, Fritz, and Nienna. A fine heritage of nobility and grace, these elvin staff members rarely drop a tray or smug remark. Coupled with our fine chefs, haflings Beymar & Emiralk to get your meals served prompt and hot to your table.



Dinner Menu
Appetizers
Exachix Fried Cheese Stixs – A serving of deep fried breaded cheese to start your mouth watering.
Cathindir’s Blossom – This onion appetizer will send your mind into battle with itself as to what taste better – the onion or the sauce?
Kerigan Quesadilla – Served with either chicken or beef, these quesadilla leave you wanting more.
Grakloks Gargantuan Potato Fries – A serving of criss-cross fries so large, you’ll wonder if there’s room left for the main course.
Amiria Appetizer Sampler - A little bit of each appetizer for those who just want to taste them all.



Main Courses
All meals are served with our complimentary house salad and sliced bread – the greatest invention since the wheel.
El Lobster Jaspero - Freshly caught daily from the docks
Sneak Steak - The house specialty, a version of Filet Mignon
Rilik Porterhouse - A steak cooked so tender you can slice it with a butterknife.
Kender Cavier - A faint flavor of the sea, these eggs will tantalize your taste buds with ecstasy
Alarra Alfredo - A classic favorite of fettuccini noodles mixed with a house blend of herbs & specialty sauce
Lykan's Terriyaki Tsunami - Fresh organic vegetables cooked in our specially prepared Mediterranean sauce.
Hafling Dumpling Soup – A zingy taste prepared by our talented hafling house chefs.
Destro Maguro - A blend of herbs, rice, and sushi. Best with joined with our spicy wasabi sauce.



Deserts
Darius's Delight - A quality serving of black delicious chocolate served over succulent ice cream
Rain’s Five Layer Chocolate Cake – Between layers of chocolate and cake, your certain to find the orange icing which gives this desert the appearance of it’s namesake.
Kyrian Flamb’e – As fiery as it’s namesake, this desert of fruit and granola is both a meal and a show.
Indurain’s Ice Cream – Ice cream as pure and as bare as it’s namesake. Served via the old faithful Ice Cream Machine. This robotic delivery of the delicacy will delight you with it’s “rocking” serving abilities.



Drink Menu
Wines
Catoblepas Sauvingnon – Characterized by the high amounts to Tannin, this wine is for those of refined tastes.
Chimera Cabernet - a hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry
Kobold Chianti – A tart and tangy twist!
Merfolk Merlot - Full bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma, refreshing taste.
Atreyu Resiling - A crisp dry wine, the perfect introduction to wine for beginners.
Aerin Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity, an excellent choice with any of the lighter meals.
Verdandi Blanc - A white wine with a savoury taste. Once it hits your lips, you'll keep going back for more.
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the underdark
Feline's Fancy Noir - A swirly mix from the vineyard that any high class feline will adore



House Mixes
Thecla Tantilizer – An intertwining mix of lime, lemon, and cherry flavors certain to invoke the lycanthrope in us all.
Essence of Troglodyte – An old favorite guaranteed to make the hair on your head stand. Still served with clothespins for the nose.
Mortia Mayhem Mixer – We fired up the blenders to bring together the hardest of liquors with the kindest of spirits. It won’t help you win in the arena, but it will make you feel like a champion.
Lykan or not – This explosive drink will make you think twice about having another.
Kyrian Killer on the rocks – Well, it would be on the rocks if the intensity didn’t cause the ice to dissolve so quickly.
Gezina Martina – A dry martini with a touch of vermouth to make the eyes well up.
Moon Called Bloody Mary – A drink so rich, you might even say it’s bloody.
Fear Not Fenric – A non alcoholic blend to give you the courage to face the day.
Supagoof Shots – A quick shot of any of our top shelf liquors. They will make you feel Super.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster- This out of the world drink will send you to the moon!



Lagers and Imports
Chaotik Crisper – A lighter beer with a hint of education
Oskar Bock - Slow brewed and kept chilled, this is both a smooth and easy lagar.
Red’s Things Red – This lager features is one of the tastier red beers. Drink too much, and you’ll meet it’s namesake - Captain Red Thing
Gwenniss – A dark frothy lager. It won’t help your court case, but it will make the time pass faster.
Zann’s Plan ahead – If you didn’t have a way to get home before drinking this beer, we recommend that you talk to a cleric immediately.



"Soda's and other non-alcoholic drinks as well as kids menus available upon request. With our background being in milkshakes, we will of course be able to make an exquisite milky drink out of anything on the menu. Yes, that's right, anything."

((Please use the NPCs as needed, and let Kender or Supagoof know if there’s anything we can do to enhance your fine dining experience.))

[McBish]

Maybe just a little bit.

[Kyrian]

Alain smiles and stops dancing. "Ok then."

[McBish]

Jo looks over and notices the food. Shall we eat?

[Kyrian]

Alain nods and leads her back to her seat.

[McBish]

Jo smiles and pulls out his chair for him with a smile.

[Kyrian]

"Hey now...you're stealing my things..." Alain grins as he sits.

[McBish]

Sorry, couldn't help it. She sits down and starts to eat her soup.

[Kyrian]

Alain starts in on his lobster.

[McBish]

Jo seems to enjoy the soup a lot as she quickly finishes it.

[Kyrian]

"Care to try some of the lobster?"

[McBish]

Sure I'll have a bite. She takes her fork and tires to steal some.

[Kyrian]

Alain allows her to, after playfully pulling it away with a smile.

[McBish]

She rolls her eyes and tries it and nods. It's ok.

[Kyrian]

"I rather like it."

[McBish]

She shrugs and finishes her wine as well.

[Kyrian]

Alain finishes up and lays payment down. He stands and offers Jo a hand up. "Ready to go?"

[McBish]

Yeah I think so. She stands up.

[Kyrian]

Alain smiles and heads for the door.

[McBish]

Jo follows him and heads outside to the streets.

[Nightwing]

*tereal sits down at a table*

The allara Alfredo pleas.


*Tereal eats the great meal*

[Vhaidara]

Shadowbow walks in and orders the El Lobster Jaspero and a Catoblepas Sauvingnon.

All meals on me until midnight tommorow. 10 platinium if you can tell me about any drow or chromatic dragons in the area.

Just to clarify, he means NPCs for the drow and dragons. And yes. He does intend to kill them.

[Nightwing]

I will tell you were I saw a drow if you by me an allara Alfredo.

[Vhaidara]

You get 10 platinium for that. I'm paying for everyone's drinks to try and get some reliable sources.

[Nightwing]

There is one out side. Tereal point out the window. If you are a good enough archer you should be able to get him from here.

[Vhaidara]

His bow appearing in his hands, Shadowbow moves closer to the door nearest the window.

I like to confirm my targets first. No drow alive can outrun a foe they can't see, because they don't know where to run.

He then exits the building and jumps onto the roof to get a good look.

[Nightwing]

*tereal sips his drink*

[Deadly]

Aeri walks in and waits for Nazgul

[Kyrian]

Nazgul enters. A booth please. Roberto smiles and a waitress leads them to their seats.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and sits down, taking Nazgul's hand

[Kyrian]

Nazgul sits beside her and the waitress sets two menus down and scurries away.

[Deadly]

Aeri leans against him and looks over the menu

[Kyrian]

Nazgul kisses the top of her head and smiles.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles I'll have an El Lobster today, I think.

[Rebonack]

A child on the outside pounds on a window fruitlessly before getting enveloped by an ooze.

[Kyrian]

Finally? Nazgul laughs.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins Well, I've tried all the other sea food here, so now I start over.

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles. When the waitress arrives, he orders two El Lobster Jasperos, and two Chimera Cabernet. The waitress leaves again. Nazgul smiles at his wife.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles back and kisses him And that's how a drink at Trog's turns into dinner at Sneak's. she grins

[Kyrian]

Complaining? Nazgul returns the kiss.

[Deadly]

Not at all, my love. she smiles

[Kyrian]

Nazgul kisses her passionately. Didn't think so.

[Deadly]

Aeri sighs at the kiss and smiles Why would I ever complain?

[Kyrian]

Don't have a clue. Nazgul smiles back. The waitress ninja waits and their food is on the table without them ever hearing or seeing her.

[Deadly]

Aeri blinks at the food, then grins Looks good.

[Kyrian]

Taste good too.

[Deadly]

She smiles and starts to eat It certainly does

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles and starts on his food.

[Deadly]

Aeri sips her wine and smiles at him

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles back and keeps eating.

[Deadly]

Aeri returns to her food as well

[Kyrian]

Nazgul finishes his food and tries to sneak a bite of Aeri's.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins Next time, order a bigger plate

[Kyrian]

More fun my way.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins and kisses him But now I'll starve she says, clearly not serious

[Kyrian]

Aww...I'm sorry. Nazgul gives a playful pout.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and wraps her arms around him You're forgiven

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles and kisses her.

[Deadly]

Aeri returns the kiss and smiles I love you

[Kyrian]

I love you too.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and just leans against him, resting her head on his shoulder

[Kyrian]

Nazgul holds her there and smiles as well.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and dozes off slightly as her player decides to take a break

[Nightwing]

*Tereal walks in*
One allara Alfredo pleas.

[Kyrian]

Nazgul holds Aeri close, smiling.

[Nightwing]

*Tereal dig into his meal*

Yum!

[Deadly]

Aeri wakes back up and smiles Sorry... stressed player, I think. Feeling better now. she grins

[Kyrian]

Send him my player's regards, if you don't mind. Nazgul smiles back.

[Deadly]

He says thanks. And if he doesn't mind I'd like him to stop using me as a messenger.

((Sorry... :smallbiggrin:))

Aeri chuckles and kisses Nazgul

[Kyrian]

Nazgul returns the kiss and smiles.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and sits up a bit to sip her wine

[Kyrian]

Nazgul decides it'd be easier to try and steal Aeri's glass than to grab his own.

[Deadly]

Aeri blinks as her glass disappears from right in front of her What the... she looks over at Nazgul and grins before grabbing his glass.

[Kyrian]

Nazgul grins and sips from Aeri's glass.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and sips from Nazgul's glass.

[Kyrian]

Nazgul sets Aeri's glass down and watches her.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins and smiles at him as she drinks.

[Kyrian]

Nazgul chuckles.

[Deadly]

Aeri sets her glass down and leans over to kiss him

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles and returns the kiss.

[Deadly]

Aeri leans against him and smiles Want to do something else, my love?

[Kyrian]

My player has about an hour and a half left. What would you like?

[Deadly]

What about the beach, then?

[Kyrian]

Sounds like fun.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and takes his hand

[Kyrian]

Nazgul slides out and picks her up.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and wraps her arms around his neck

[Kyrian]

Nazgul leaves and skips the streets, flying to the beach.

[wxdruid]

Thecla pads into the SMBR and waits for Mik.

[Kyrian]

Mik steps in, and Roberto grins. Ah, I believe I remember you two, it's been two long. Where may I seat you this afternoon?

Mik looks down at Thecla. Cutie?

[wxdruid]

A nice cushion place on the floor?

[Kyrian]

Roberto chuckles at the request, and has a waiter set some of the most comfortable cushions on the floor for the two, and leads them over.

[wxdruid]

Thecla chooses a comfy spot and sits down.

[Kyrian]

Mik sets his bag down, and lounges next to Thecla. The waiter leaves a menu for them and gives them some time.

[wxdruid]

I already know I want steak, nice and juicy and rare.

[Kyrian]

Would you like anything to drink?

[wxdruid]

Thecla chuckles, I'll try the drink named after me without the alcohol of course. That's funny, there's a drink named after me.

[Kyrian]

Mik grins and scratches Thecla behind her ears. When the waiter returns, Mik orders Thecla's food and drink, then the same for himself.

[wxdruid]

Thecla wags her tail and sniffs the air.

[Kyrian]

Mik lays back on his back, and looks up to the ceiling.

[wxdruid]

Thinking about anything in particular, Sweetie?

[Kyrian]

How much fun we've had recently. Our wedding. How cute you looked. How you still do. Just stuff. Mik grins.

[wxdruid]

Thecla's tail thumps against the floor, I think you were cuter, that little black bowtie looked great on you.

[Kyrian]

Mik sits up a little and makes a face. I only wore it because you liked it... he smiles. I've had so much fun with you Thecla, I don't know if I've ever thanked you for it all.

[wxdruid]

Thecla ducks her head down and to one side, No thanks required, I just enjoy having fun with you.

[Kyrian]

As do I, cutie.

[wxdruid]

Thecla sniffs the air again as her tummy growls, I can smell it. :-)

[Kyrian]

Sure enough, the waiter returns with their food and drinks. He makes sure everything is ok before he heads off.

[wxdruid]

Thecla laps up some of her drink and munches into her steak, enjoying the taste.

[Kyrian]

Mik moves so he can start on his steak.

[wxdruid]

Thecla finishes and licks her muzzle clean. She laps up some more of her drink.

[Kyrian]

Mik finishes and lays back, propping himself up on his elbows.

[wxdruid]

Thecla goes over to Mik and stretches out on one side of him. mmm, now I'm full and happy.

[Kyrian]

Mik reaches and scratches behind her ears.

[wxdruid]

Thecla wags her tail, happy with the attention.

[Kyrian]

Mik tilts his head so he can kiss Thecla on the nose. I love you, cutie.

[Nightwing]

*A half orc enters*

Puppies! Blog play with puppies!

[wxdruid]

Thecla grins and buries her head next to Mik's.

[Kyrian]

Mik gently pets her.

[AmberVael]

The Dancing Man enters and holds up a sign that simply says "bang."
An assassin from nowhere that doesn't exist shoots at the half-orc, sending a very real bullet at its head.

[wxdruid]

Thecla wriggles happily next to Mik, her tail thumping against him and the floor.

[Nightwing]

(What did I do? The laws of the lord thog clearly state that all half orcs like puppies.)

[Kyrian]

Should we stay here for a while then?

[AmberVael]

((And the laws that don't govern the Dancing Man state that the laws that don't govern the Dancing Man aren't actually laws but rather suggestions that the Dancing Man should or should not follow the rules of pure chaos, depending on how he feels that day))

[Nightwing]

((I'm just going to ignore this))

((P.S.with that banner you will win that contest))

*blog orders stake*

[AmberVael]

The Dancing Man throws his cane at Blog with surprising accuracy. It both does and does not hit, so it doesn't actually hit him, but it seems like it does.
The paradox makes the Dancing Man's hat explode in confetti as he vanishes.

[wxdruid]

Sure, I need time to digest my dinner properly.

[Nightwing]

*Blog reaches down to pet mik*

puppies!

[Kyrian]

Mik is a werewolf in hybrid form at the moment, and since Blog never left Trog's, he doesn't. Plus, Mik and Thecla are in the middle of the floor, away from tables.

[hr]
What does happen, is Mik smiles at Thecla. Don't want you running around all hyper on a full stomach.

[Nightwing]

(I left trogs tavern 5 seconds ago. go to trogs and see the post)

*blog through his stake at Mik*

Ya! I feed puppies!

[Kyrian]

The steak vanishes in mid air.

[Nightwing]

What happen to steak! now puppies get hungry!

*Blogs starts to cry*

[wxdruid]

Thecla 'ports herself and Mik away.

[Nightwing]

*Blog leaves*

[Supagoof]

Roberto and crew, in their usual fashion, make sure the restaurant is cleaned up after all visits. Roberto is just returning to the maitre di stand when he sees a familiar face walk in.

Supagoof! How have you been sir? I take it life at sea is treating you well?

As well as can be expected Roberto. How fairs the restaurant in my absence.

Quite fine sir. As you can see, we still receive our mix of interesting guests. I'm afraid that one of your spells that keeps nosey ears away from our booths is no longer working.

Ah yes, well that can be expected to fail after sometime. (Like when people don't read the first page). Anyway, I'll go re-charge it. I don't know how long I'll be in around this time. If the Captain calls, I may have to leave at a moment's notice. Any mail for me?

Just a few messages sir. They are piled neatly in your quarters.

Thank you Roberto, you're the best. I should give you a raise.

You already did sir. Roberto smiles.

I see, well then, another perhaps. I know someday you plan to own and run this place. (And become available for anyone to use at anytime) So maybe enough to buy out my rights of ownership?

I'll get started on the paperwork immediately. Sir, if I may ask, why do you insist on going on these voyages?

There are some things in life that are more important then being wealthy and having money. Friendship is one of them....

I see. Well sir, until later then....

I leave it in your more then capable hands Roberto.

Supagoof leaves to his quarters, while Roberto continue to fold the napkins into shapes of swans to be set out on the tables.

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((And now that the page is far enough down the list....))

Supagoof comes out of his office and talks to Roberto. beymar and Emiralk come out from the kitchen.

Allright crew, this is the plan....Supagoof leans in an whispers to Roberto, Emiralk and Beymar. The listen, nodding their heads appropriately.

And I want this all to happen without a hitch. Got it?

Yes Sir.

Aye Aye, I mean yep.

Yep yep.

OPAH!

Beymar and Emiralk head back into the kitchen. Very soon you hear more ruckus then usual from back there, accompianied by high pitched squeels followed by splashing noises and of course. OPAH!

Roberto goes to the stage, and pulls out a large trunk. He opens it, and begins taking stuff out and placing it appropriately around the restaurant.

Supagoof follow him around and helps after sending chester out the door with a message.

[Kyrian]

Nazgul and Aeri come in, and a waitress immediately leads them to their usual table.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and sits down

[Kyrian]

Nazgul takes a seat beside her and orders their usual wine. The waitress hurries off to get it.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and Kisses him before turning to the menu

[Kyrian]

Nazgul looks at the menu.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles It's hard to decide

[Kyrian]

Nazgul chuckles. I know.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins I'll try another Destro Maguro

[Kyrian]

I think I'll have Sneak Steak. The waitress, who'd arrived just then, nods and takes their menus. Wow...good service.

[Deadly]

Aeri nods with a smile Very good, and the best company

[Kyrian]

Yes, the best indeed. Nazgul grins.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and leans against him

[Kyrian]

Nazgul holds her close, and soon the food arrives.

[Deadly]

Aeri sighs and kisses him before turning to the food

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles and starts in on the steak.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles at him Is it good?

[Kyrian]

Very. Nazgul smiles back.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and watches him as she eats her sushi

[Kyrian]

Nazgul grins at his steak before trying to steal some food from Aeri's plate.

[Deadly]

Aeri chuckles and tries to steal some of his steak in return

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles back and tastes the steak Mmm, not bad

[Kyrian]

See, I told you.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins And I never doubted you, my love

[Kyrian]

Nazgul returns the grin and leans over to kiss her deeply.

[Deadly]

Aeri sighs at the kiss and wraps her arms around him

[Kyrian]

Nazgul attempts to pull her into his lap.

[Deadly]

Aeri grins, and doesn't do anything to resist

[Kyrian]

Nazgul takes a small bite of steak and offers it to Aeri.

[Deadly]

Aeri takes it with a smile and leans back against him

[Kyrian]

Nazgul puts the fork down so he can have both arms around Aeri's waist.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and kisses him

[Kyrian]

Nazgul returns the kiss, then rests his cheek against hers.

[Deadly]

Aeri sighs happily and closes her eyes a bit

[Kyrian]

As Nazgul slowly pulls his head away, he kisses Aeri on the cheek.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles at the kiss and takes his hand

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles at her and gently squeezes her hand.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and kisses him I love you

[Kyrian]

I love you too. Nazgul smiles back and returns the kiss.

[Deadly]

Aeri sighs and just enjoys the peace

[Kyrian]

Nazgul smiles and lightly folds his wings around them.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and dozes off slightly in his arms

[Kyrian]

Nazgul chuckles softly and puts money on the table. Carefully keeping hold of Aeri, he slides out of the booth, and carries her outside.

[Deadly]

Aeri smiles and sighs slightly

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

The Pirate King, joined by Alarra and his family, enter the Restaurante with a minor entourage of pirates.

Ah, Mister Jaspero, says Fritz. Your humongous table is just this way. He leads them to a grand table taking up more-or-less one entire corner of the Restaurante, already shining with silver and crystal.

[Fenric]

Fenric arrives, and waits to see what the seating order might be.

[McBish]

Lillah and Kyrian appear and find seats at the table.

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp appears. She takes a look around and moves to a side, watching to see what happens.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

There is clearly no seating order; El Jaspero and Alarra are seated with Kint and Ala on each side of them, but everybody else is free to sit where they choose.

[Fenric]

Fenric finds a seat, and sits in it.

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp waves at the kids and the guests of honor and takes a seat between them and Fenric. She smiles at Fenric but leaves a seat in between then. One large enough for a furry quadruped.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

((Ever get the feeling you're running an event you never really signed up for? Fenric, I feel for you.))

Drinks and appetizers are served; Alarra has a glass of white wine and El Jaspero orders his usual Jasphattan. Kint and Ala get llamanades, of course!

[McBish]

Lillah and Kyrian get drinks as well and enjoy snacking on some appetizers.

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp has a fire amber and snacks on a few things.

[Ceika]

After taking her time walking through the town, Ceika walks up the somewhat familiar path to the renovated milk bar. Though there is a hint of the previous charm, the differences are astounding. Pausing to remember old times, she smiles to herself before walking inside. She catches the attention of the closest waitress or waiter and orders a berry milkshake, out of habit.

[Fenric]

(( It happens. You're doing fine. ))

Fenric sips at red wine and nibbles at various delicacies. He does arch an eyebrow at the thin turnout.

[phoenixineohp]

"Perhaps, though odd for the town, a nice, non-life-threatening, quiet birthday celebration is a blessing."

She smiles at El J, but seems a little sad that tentacles didn't pop out of the floor.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Dinner progresses quite charmingly, as these things usually do at Sneak's. Salads and dinners flow smoothly with the grace only a fine restaurant can offer.

Auntielarra, do they serve grilled cheese sandwiches here?

Alarra gives a mysterious smile. "Your uncle and I helped found the place. Of course they do!"

El J hoists his glass to Pxp. "Indeed! A quiet evening with friends? What in the world could be better?"

[Ceika]

Recieving her drink, Ceika looks around the room, somewhat curiously. This doesn't seem like the lively event that she had anticipated in her king's honor.

No, this will never do... She mutters as she walks toward the center of the room. About halfway there, she begins clapping a quick beat as she moves, trying to get the restaurant patrons to join in. Shen she reaches the center of the building, she raises her glass to the man of the day, and starts off, in a voice melodic and strong.

Singing (1d20+25=41) (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=999245)

A capital ship for an ocean trip
was the "Walloping Window Blind."
No wind that blew dismayed her crew
or troubled the Captain’s mind.
The man at the wheel was made to feel
contempt for the wildest blo-o-ow,
Tho' it often appeared when the weather had cleared,
That he'd been in his bunk below.

So blow ye winds, heigh-ho
A-roving I will go,
I’ll stay no more on the Town's shore,
so let the music play-ay-ay,
I’m off on the morning train,
I’ll cross the bounding main.
I’m off to my love with a boxing glove,
ten thousand miles away.

The Bosun’s mate was very sedate,
yet fond of amusement too.
He played hop-scotch with the starboard watch,
while the Captain tickled the crew.
The gunner we had was apparently mad,
for he sat on the after ra-a-ail,
and he fired salutes with the Captain’s boots
in the teeth of the booming gale.

So blow ye winds, heigh-ho
A-roving I will go,
I’ll stay no more on the Town's shore,
so let the music play-ay-ay,
I’m off on the morning train,
I’ll cross the bounding main.
I’m off to my love with a boxing glove,
ten thousand miles away.


The Captain sat on the Commodore’s hat
and dined in a royal way,
off roasted pigs and pickles and figs,
and gummery bread each day.
The Cook he was Dutch and behaved as such
for the diet he gave the crew - oo - oo,
was a couple of tons of hot-cross buns
served up with sugar and glue.

So blow ye winds, heigh-ho
A-roving I will go,
I’ll stay no more on the Town's shore,
so let the music play-ay-ay,
I’m off on the morning train,
I’ll cross the bounding main.
I’m off to my love with a boxing glove,
ten thousand miles away.


And we all felt ill as mariners will
On a diet that's cheap and rude;
And we shivered and shook as we dipped the cook
In a tub of his gluesome food.
Then nautical pride we laid aside,
And we cast the vessel ashore [or-or]
On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles,
And the Anagazanders roar.

So blow ye winds, heigh-ho
A-roving I will go,
I’ll stay no more on the Town's shore,
so let the music play-ay-ay,
I’m off on the morning train,
I’ll cross the bounding main.
I’m off to my love with a boxing glove,
ten thousand miles away.

[Raistlin1040]

Ekrath teleports in.
Hello all!

[McBish]

Lillah quickly joins in with the clapping enjoying the song very much. She hums along with the melody and it seems to add to the song without distracting from Cekia's performance.

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp smiles and claps along to the song.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El Jaspero joins in the song, beating the table with one hand and bouncing Agneta on his knee in the other.

Perform [roll0]

"Captain Ceiblayde, ahoy! A voice I'll never tire of hearing, come in and take a seat, we've barely started!" He is utterly insistent that Ceika sit as close to him and his family as possible.

[Ceika]

Finishing that song, and seeing that it received a positive response, Ceika takes a brief pause.

When I've the mind to sit, my king, I'd be honored to join you, but for now, join me in the next song, eh? She turns to the other patrons. The last line of the chorus and the verses is "Better him than I!" So, when it comes around, shout it out! This is the Pirate King we're celebrating!

She pauses a few moments longer, then begins clapping again, at a slightly quicker tempo.

So pass the mug around me boys,
Pass it 'round again.
Don't be stingy, don't be shy,
We're drinkin' to a friend.
Pass the mug around me boys,
Shout and raise 'em high.
It's always greater to have said,
BETTER HIM THAN I!

[McBish]

Better Him Than I!

Better Him Than I!

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp chuckles and follows along. Asher wakes up and starts bobbing to the beat, winking at the kids.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

"Better him than I!"
Gaaaahaaaaheeee!

[Ceika]

Now Jon he was a fine young lad,
We loved him like our own.
Said, "be careful son, where you go,
how far away you roam.
The ladies they will cheat ya boy,
With pretty words they lie."
He strayed one night, never seen again,
BETTER HIM THAN I!


So pass the mug around me boys,
Pass it 'round again.
Don't be stingy, don't be shy,
We're drinkin' to a friend.
Pass the mug around me boys,
Shout and raise 'em high.
It's always greater to have said,
BETTER HIM THAN I!


Now Davey was a strapping lad,
Brave and strong of will.
Said, "Be watchful boy of who you know,
The nicest ones can kill.
The crimps are all so crafty,
So mind your mug of rye."
He didn't heed and was shipped away,
BETTER HIM THAN I!

So pass the mug around me boys,
Pass it 'round again.
Don't be stingy, don't be shy,
We're drinkin' to a friend.
Pass the mug around me boys,
Shout and raise 'em high.
It's always greater to have said,
BETTER HIM THAN I!


Now Dean he was a sailor true,
With a smile for all his mates.
Said, "Be steady man where you sail."
He always tempted the fates.
He took a dare to face a gale,
Heaved off with a laugh and a sigh,
Then surrendered over to Davey Jones
BETTER HIM THAN I!


So pass the mug around me boys,
Pass it 'round again.
Don't be stingy, don't be shy,
We're drinkin' to a friend.
Pass the mug around me boys,
Shout and raise 'em high.
It's always greater to have said,
BETTER HIM THAN I!


Gina's plans they had all worked out,
Maggie's schemes were played,
And Christie's traps had all been sprung,
They hadn't been afraid.
The boys were gone, the girls were free,
To slip out on the sly.
With map and ship they sailed away,
Laughin': BETTER HIM THAN I!

[McBish]

Lillah can't resist and pulls out a flute to play along with Cekia. She does a very good job stopping at the end of each verse to join in with the crowd singing.

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro pops into existence. He seems to have acquired a cutlass from somewhere, and has it in a sheathe on his belt. Hello Everyone! He picks a seat and drops into it, grabbing a mug from a passing waiter.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

"And better him than I!"
Baaahaaa!

El J and Agneta join in the rousing chorus of applause for Ceika's song; he's clearly delighted to be singing the songs of his youth again.

[Ceika]

Ceika decides on one more song for the time, something a bit more mellow, to settle the crowd for a bit so they can enjoy their dinner.

She whistles to Lillah to get her attention, inviting Lillah to accompany her on the song. She hums the first few bars, then starts singing, her voice strengthening and ebbing like the tide upon the beach.

Oh, th' times was hard an' th' wages low,
Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
An' th' grub was bad an' th' gales did blow,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
O-oh, leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For th' voy'ge is done, an' th' gales do blow,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

I thought I heard th' Old Man say,
Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
Ye can go a-shore an' take yer pay,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
O-oh, leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For th' voy'ge is done, an' th' gales do blow,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Oh, her stern was foul an' th' v'yage was long.
Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
An' th' winds was bad, an' th' gales was strong.
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
O-oh, leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For th' voy'ge is done, an' th' gales do blow,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

An' we'll leave 'er tight an' we'll leave 'er trim.
Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
A-an' heave th' hungry pa-acket in.
For it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
O-oh, leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For th' voy'ge is done, an' th' gales do blow,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Oh, leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er with a grin.
Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For there's many a worser we've sailed in.
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
O-oh, leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For th' voy'ge is done, an' th' gales do blow,
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

An' now it's time t' say good-bye.
Leave 'er, Johnnie, leave 'er!
For th' old pierhead's a-drawin' nigh.
An' it's time for us t' leave 'er!

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp applauds and waves to Destro. She takes another sip from her glass and holds an appetizer up for Asher.

[McBish]

Lillah nods and quickly joins in having heard this tune before. Her voice matches with Cekia's very well and has the similar ebb and flow.

[Destro_Yersul]

Destro waves back to Pheonix. He'd sing along, but he doesn't know the words. So he just hums instead.

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El Jaspero closes his eye and sings a solemn baritone line on the choruses.
His voice is warm, with a fond sadness to it.

Why does Uncle Jaspero look sad and happy at the same time?

"This is the song that the Lizas always sing when a cruise is finished. They're happy to be home, but sad to be saying goodbye to each other."

Oh.

[Alarra]

Alarra smiles, but doesn't join in the singing, being content to watch and listen.

[Ceika]

Having done her part to liven the mood a bit, Ceika heads for Jaspero's table and sits wher possible. She notices that her milkshake has melted, and, laughing, orders another. She joins in the festivities of the evening with a lighter heart than she's shown in a while, and truly seems to be enjoying herself while making light conversation, joking, and singing songs of the sea.

However, her player cannot stay up too much longer, and therefore, Ceika goes into NPC mode to enjoy the party, and will return to her ship in the early morning hours, when the party's died down.

[McBish]

Lillah sits down to enjoy the meal.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu trots in rather late, looking embarrassed and explains he was caught in a strange plot involving a time travelling moose and jello, but since its cleared up, he came to say "Happy Birthday"*

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

Muffy!
Yay!

The kids jump up for a wooly embrace and are joined shortly thereafter by El J. "Atreyu, old friend. I'm glad you made it, moose or no. Please, come in and take a seat; I ordered an extra centerpiece for you, though I wasn't sure what kind of dressing you'd want on it."

The Pirate King returns to his seat, filled with happiness and pride in his friends. Truly, if a man's worth is his friends, he's a King and more.

((I'm off to bed, but so very many thanks to all who participated and wished me well throughout the day. I'm touched and humbled to know and enjoy so very many wonderful people, and an extra helping of adoration to the avatarists who helped spread the awesomeness of Pirate throughout the lands.

Again, thanks and thanks again to all!))

[McBish]

((Night El J. Happy Birthday once again.))

[phoenixineohp]

(Night and happy birthday!)

[Destro_Yersul]

((Goodnight El J. And happy birthday!))

Destro waves to Atreyu and downs the contents of the mug he's holding. Hmm. Rather good stuff, this.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Yeah, Destro. Poor continuity. I'm also talking to your bird right now. I never left the Liza Jane, either. Wow. I'm irresponsible lately. How's you?"

*Atreyu munches on the centerpiece and plays with Kint and Ala, while being sure to be close to Pxp and sneaking in a nuzzle or four*

[phoenixineohp]

Phoenixineohp smiles and gives him some feather scratches as she watches him play with the kids while finishing her meal.

[Destro_Yersul]

Quite well. Though I must admit I broke continuity to come here. I'm off fighting an evil me in some plane or other. Destro grabs another mug and grins.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Well, if done correctly, a little discontinuity never hurt anyone, but I hope you'll forgive me I if I don't respond to your shop tonight. I'm rather tired and my player just needs to make a few posts and get to bed."

"Are you going to the temple, Muffy?"
"Come stay with us. We've got a tree house now. You never visit anymore. Come see it."

*Atreyu smiles and looks down, then up at Pxp with a "what do I do" look.*

[Destro_Yersul]

I don't mind. It's not like Hrafn has anything else to do. Say... Destro searches his pockets for something to give the kids. When do you think I should set off this "honour El J" thing I've got planned?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The kids look up, excitedly* "what's it do?"
"Set it off. Set it off."

[Destro_Yersul]

Makes a lot of noise. Destro, still grinning, pulls a mirror out of his pocket and speaks into it. Go for it. Then he resumes looking for something to give the kids. Shortly thereafter, the thunder of cannon fire can be heard above the restaurant.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The kids ooh and aaaaah and so does the llama....Tony falls asleep


Night Destro and Pxp.

[Destro_Yersul]

((Night Llama))

Destro continues grinning, eventually finding something harmless to give the kids: a music box.

[Rebonack]

A gigantic hand suddenly rips through the forth wall, grasping Maph'tey by the tail.

It deposits the traveler on the floor and vanishes back from wince it came.

"Huh... Haven't been in here before..."

[Destro_Yersul]

Hello Maph'tey. Pull up a chair. Destro gestures to an empty seat.

[phoenixineohp]

Pxp enjoys the rest of her dinner and comes out of dead time. She says goodnight to everyone, gives the kids a kiss and one for the llama as well. She then waves goodnight to the birthday boy and vanishes.

[Rebonack]

Maph'tey gathers himself off the floor and proceeds to dust off his pants. Sheetrock from busting through the fourth wall apparently.

"Chairs don't really agree with my extra limbs, so I'll go with that stool instead," he says while pointing at said stool. Apparently it was hiding in the aether or something, because that's where he pulled it out of. The stool skitters over to him and he takes a seat.

"So... how did that fight with your evilness go?"

[Destro_Yersul]

Not done yet. I'm out of continuity at the moment, and my player hasn't been able to find a good time to continue with that particular plot. Destro downs the contents of his second mug of ale. Cannons continue thundering in the background.

[Rebonack]

Maph'tey considers this for a moment.

"Well... I could stop by the plane you took him to a make snippy commentary while you mop the floor with him," the Traveler offers.

[Destro_Yersul]

Yes, that would be good. He seems to thing being bigger than me will help him win.

[Rebonack]

"I'll need directions to said plane, however," Maph'tey points out.

[Destro_Yersul]

It's my demiplane. Home field advantage you know. Same place as the house. Just put a [demiplane] tag in your post so no one will get confused.

[Rebonack]

"Well, sounds good to me," it's at about this time that one would expect him to poof away or something.

He won't, however. There will just be another one of him there.

[Supagoof]

Beymar and Emiralk roll a cart out of the kitchen. They have on a tray a large cake, in the shape of the Liza Jane. It is so adorned, that one would be hard pressed to eat it as cake. Such a working is usually reserved for museums. The roll it over in a furry to El J's table, and without stopping, slam the cart into the side of the table. The cake slides effortlessly across the tabletop, with the frosting silk sails bellowing from the vibration caused when the cart hit. It is quite a spectacle.

OPAH!

Now ladies and gents and kids and creatures of all sizes and ages. Beymar and Emiralk...

That's me!

are proud to give you, all be it a little after schedule, the fierce firework display you can only find here at Sneak's!

Yep, so if you thought it was going to be a quiet party.

were you wrong.

OPAH!

Just then, carrying a large box, Graklok emerges from the kitchen. He carries it over, and sets it down in the center of the dance floor.

Here otay?

Beymar gives him a nod. Graklok takes a match, strikes it, and holding it over the box as far away from himself as he can, he drops it, then runs and takes cover.

A flurry of explosions boom as the fireworks take off. The ceiling at Sneak's, enchanted to look like the sky, flashes brilliantly as the show begins. After some time, the fireworks take shape, and begin to replay scenes of El J life in town, from his being a bartender at Trog's, to becoming an angel, to sailing the liza jane, to finding Alarra. Wonderful moments replayed.

After the show goes on for sometime. Supagoof comes out from his office. Under his arm is a long, thin box with a bow. He walks over to the table and hands it to El Jaspero.

Something for our king. I hope you don't mind that a few of us pirates have joined in comradery for you? He says to El Jaspero with a wink.

((Sorry, I missed last night, alas RL issues keeping my time here limited when not during the workday. Happy B-Day El Jaspero!! Hope this addition is not to late to the party....))

[Blood]

Blood wanders in, a full day late. She seems to be wearing a pirate costume, to her extreme distaste. "I heard there was a party for Jaspero, so I decided to come late and help clean up the leftover food." The cat gives El J a genuine wink (with her one eye) and hops up on the sleeping Llama.

((Oh, and HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY EL JASPERO!))

[Raistlin1040]

((Happy Birthday El J!))
Ekrath leaves.

[Supagoof]

Seeing as the space time continium was working as it usually does in town, Supagoof places the package with the bow in front of El J, turns and heads back to his office.

Roberto, seeing Blood come in, wonders if the staff remembered to clean the bathrooms correctly. He heads over to find the litterbox full, so he calls Chester over to correct the situation. ((All guests at Sneak's will have appropriate accomodations.))

Chester makes sure the room is tidy, then takes the trash out back and has a sip out of his flask with Ireth.

[Blood]

Blood wonders vaguely whether the waiters remember the last time she was here. She smiles, looking creepy with her eyepatch. Taking a sip of her Feline's Fancy Noir and halfway between loving the taste and scorning it for being un-catlike, Blood takes to talking to the birthday-pirate and fluffy Muffy-pillow.

((:smallbiggrin: Hey Supagoof, do you remember the last time she was here?))

[Lykan]

Kalar carries Signy into the restrant, orders her some icecream, and sets her down in a chair, sitting next to her

You ever have icecream before, Signy?

[AmberVael]

Signy shakes her head.

[Lykan]

When the icecream comes, Kalar takes a spoonful and eats it, grinning. I offers a spoon to Signy.

Try some... You'll feel better.

[AmberVael]

Signy hesitantly takes a taste, watching the other people in the restuarant nervously.

[Lykan]

Kalar waves his hand, creating an obscuring wall of force to keep onlookers from watching. He smiles

Do you like it?

[AmberVael]

Signy nods, turning her attention back towards him and smiling.

[Lykan]

He smiles, touseling her hair

Good. I'll order some more if you want any more.