Oh My God! You Killed Roy!

[choppus]

You... Dm?

[Auggle]

I thought for the longest time that he was going to land on the pile of hobgoblins that belkar made and belkar would forever be guilty that he saved roys life.

Anyways he could just be ressurected if his soul wants to come back, he
does need to get revenge on xyclon doesnt he?

P.S. You need to mark that this thread is a spoiler!

[Assassinfox]

http://www.markdrew.co.uk/UserFiles/Image/spam.jpg

[Dr._Weird]

Yeah, no kidding. How many of these threads are there now?

[jindra34]

actuallly i think 2 tops

[Assassinfox]

actuallly i think 2 tops

But do we have one more pointless than this one?

[jindra34]

no...nope...nada...

[Threeshades]

I thought for the longest time that he was going to land on the pile of hobgoblins that belkar made and belkar would forever be guilty that he saved roys life.

Anyways he could just be ressurected if his soul wants to come back, he
does need to get revenge on xyclon doesnt he?

P.S. You need to mark that this thread is a spoiler!

I'm so going to Sneak Attack Coup De Grace you in your dreamless sleep!

:xykon:

Anyway, this thread loses.

[choppus]

Actually, you'll notice this post is my second.
I created an account just to start this thread.

My chagrin will be published. Possibly deleted later, but for a breif moment it will shine.

[Assassinfox]

I'm so going to Sneak Attack Coup De Grace you in your dreamless sleep!

Not if I can get to him first!


Actually, you'll notice this post is my second.
I created an account just to start this thread.

My chagrin will be published. Possibly deleted later, but for a breif moment it will shine.

You haven't even actually said anything!

[Abacab]

Actually, you'll notice this post is my second.
I created an account just to start this thread.

My chagrin will be published. Possibly deleted later, but for a breif moment it will shine.

I mean no real offense, but you just could have posted it in the discussion thread.

[Threeshades]

Actually, you'll notice this post is my second.
I created an account just to start this thread.

My chagrin will be published. Possibly deleted later, but for a breif moment it will shine.

actually i wouldnt have noticed until you wrote this, because there is no post counts. I dont even know how many posts I have.

And no, you're not shining.

At all.



Not if I can get to him first!
Maybe we can fight an agreement. If we both attack at the same time, we can double the damage.

[Fawkes]

Sneak attack boot to the face!

[choppus]

I don't know... I have 11 replies and 130 views.
Must just be a popular forum, huh.

oh.. make that 15. Or 16, but that's including my own. 17 including your next.

Oh, Roy. I followed thee from the start.
I applauded your courage and strength of heart.
You lead and bled from strip to strip.
But now you're dead, your essense stripped.

Crosses where your eyes once were
Little red squiggles, everywhere.
The broken stone where you lie
Oh Roy my boy why did you die?

[RationalGoblin]

Ahem.

Choppus, double, triple, and quadruple-posting is against the rules. Just telling you before the mods come.

Also, ROY IS DEAD. Get over it.

[Setra]

actually i wouldnt have noticed until you wrote this, because there is no post counts. I dont even know how many posts I have.
You have 346.

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=22497

A whole world just broke down for me.

@CrazyFatGoblin
Youre absolutely right. But the whole thread is against the rules, so he has got nothing to lose.
Make that 347.

[Threeshades]

You have 346.

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=22497

A whole world just broke down for me.

@CrazyFatGoblin
Youre absolutely right. But the whole thread is against the rules, so he has got nothing to lose.

[Kreistor]

Roy just violated the First Rule for pilots...

Avoid the planet-sized object. There's only one of them that you need to worry about.

[choppus]

Ahem.

Choppus, double, triple, and quadruple-posting is against the rules. Just telling you before the mods come.

Also, ROY IS DEAD. Get over it.

You people are so hung up about rules.
I've posted a completely pointless thread (I've been told) in the wrong place (I've been told), forgot to mark it as a spoiler (i've been told), and then went and *totally* blew the rules away and double-no-quadRUPLE posted (so I've been told). What will happen? I'll get told.
You guys should try playing with fudge rules once in your lives.

Come on, guys... I'm writing *poetry* here. I'm pouring my heart out, and all you can do is tell me about *rules*. Come on, write me a damned poem.

[Setra]

Roy just violated the First Rule for pilots...

Avoid the planet-sized object. There's only one of them that you need to worry about.
I don't know why... but that cracked me up.

And what's more, I'M A NEWBIE! Have mercy.

(oh, crap... I just double posted again didn't I...)
Luckily.. no, you did not.

However there is something I like to call the edit feature.

I use it a lot if I feel like I've posted too much.
You people are so hung up about rules.
I've posted a completely pointless thread (I've been told) in the wrong place (I've been told), forgot to mark it as a spoiler (i've been told), and then went and *totally* blew the rules away and double-no-quadRUPLE posted (so I've been told). What will happen? I'll get told.
You guys should try playing with fudge rules once in your lives.

Come on, guys... I'm writing *poetry* here. I'm pouring my heart out, and all you can do is tell me about *rules*. Come on, write me a damned poem.
There once was a little dog named Tad
He walked across the plains to the forums
Everyone was mean, and he got sad
So he broke the rules and flamed them
Suddenly the voice of mod rang out
Tad could do naught but shout
And so Tad was banned, and we all said yay
That is the story of Tad.

So I'm a little loco.


Unfortunately none of us ever gets off their ass to report this to a mod (primarily because the own post count gets healthy boosts from threads like this)
Actually I never report it, because I feel it would bother them.

[choppus]

And what's more, I'M A NEWBIE! Have mercy.

(oh, crap... I just double posted again didn't I...)

[Threeshades]

You people are so hung up about rules.
I've posted a completely pointless thread (I've been told) in the wrong place (I've been told), forgot to mark it as a spoiler (i've been told), and then went and *totally* blew the rules away and double-no-quadRUPLE posted (so I've been told). What will happen? I'll get told.
You guys should try playing with fudge rules once in your lives.

Come on, guys... I'm writing *poetry* here. I'm pouring my heart out, and all you can do is tell me about *rules*. Come on, write me a damned poem.

Well once you have been told often enough you will get kind of banned.

And we're so hung up about rules here (and in pretty much every other forum) because otherwise the whole forum would get messed up completely. Unfortunately none of us ever gets off their ass to report this to a mod (primarily because the own post count gets healthy boosts from threads like this)

[Kreistor]

I don't know why... but that cracked me up.

You're welcome. I had the same reaction when I heard it. (Though for me, it was in relation to flying games, not true piloting.)

[Assassinfox]

Don't feed the trolls, people.

[choppus]

That was a good poem Setra, though the rhyming could have been better. Threeshades, please understand I'm just an oots fan, and when Roy got the can, I felt the urge to pen a letter.

Now I've flamed no one, nor used foul tongue, but you all tell me the mods will come, and take my new account away, and ruin my day, and make it rain on my little parade.

Well I'm not here to cause trouble or get your forum in a muddle. I wasn't supposed to misplace my post, but it can't be undone unless the mods come and shut down my little kefuddle.

So sorry for breaking the rules like I did, and sorry for all the bad stuff I said,
But ban me or not, I've now said my lot, and dammit, I'm going to bed.

Goodnight all.

[Setra]

That was a good poem Setra, though the rhyming could have been better.
I could do better, but I find the best poems don't rhyme very much.

[Assassinfox]

Where's a mod when you want one. :smallannoyed:

[Demented]

There once was a fighter named Roy
Who picked up a sword as a Boy
Told by his dad he should be a Wizard
Told the old man to go suck a Gizzard
Now he's fertilizer for Soy.

= - = - = - = - = - =

Wearing a sullied blue Shirt
His favorite sword in the Dirt
He lies in the Mud
With the rest of the Crud
Meteor swarm really Hurt

...

I'm only good for limmericks.

[hrak]

roy should have landed in hob goblins pile from beckler

[EntilZha]

Roy's deader than disco!

:smalleek:

[blackout]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
...Still, his descent was funny. :)

[RationalGoblin]

Eh, why not. I have nothing to lose, and I haven't posted in the other "ROY'S DEAD! BRING HIM BACK!" or "ROYS DEAD! ONOZES!" threads.

I think he's going to hang around his dad as a ghost for a while, make fun of him, and complain about being dead right before they ressurect him.

Oh, and choppus? I only got annoyed because forum newbs, note the ew instead of oo in noobs, always, without fail, misplace their posts.

Sorry about that, :smalltongue: I just got sick and tired of those kind of things. (Plus, I hate double-or-more posting with a passion.)

EDIT: Yeah, that's the funniest fall I've ever seen.

[blackout]

"Somehow, I can't help but think Elan is responsible for this."
Or something to that extent.

[Beardtrix]

There once was a fighter named Roy
Who picked up a sword as a Boy
Told by his dad he should be a Wizard
Told the old man to go suck a Gizzard
Now he's fertilizer for Soy.

= - = - = - = - = - =

Wearing a sullied blue Shirt
His favorite sword in the Dirt
He lies in the Mud
With the rest of the Crud
Meteor swarm really Hurt

...

I'm only good for limmericks.

The first one was horrible. Second one not so bad. I suppose there aren't too many words rhyme with wizard, soy is a good Azure city/Oriental Adventures reference though. Heck, as a whole the post was awesome!