Duke Malagigi
2007-04-25, 05:24 PM
Looking back to the funerary song (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2471822&postcount=11) to Roy Greenhilt I produced, I've decided to begin a thread simply for songs dedicated to the Order of the Stick's characters, and yes this would include the villains as well (even Miko the Terrible). I just have but one specific rule, any song created must be in the style of one of the Blackadder closing themes. If you want to know what they are click the spoiler button below.
The Black Adder
The sound of hoofbeats 'cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter,
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
he rides a pitch black steed.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
he's very bad indeed.
Black: his gloves of finest mole,
Black: his codpiece made of metal,
His horse is blacker than a vole,
His pot is blacker than his kettle.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
with many a cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
you horrid little man.
The Death of The Black Adder
So now, the wage of sin is paid:
The blade is still, the black steed grazes.
The only sound across the glade
Is Edmund pushing up the daisies.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
a shame about the plan:
Black Adder, Black Adder:
Farewell, you horrid man.
Blackadder II
Bells
So Flashheart tweaked the Adders beard,
From now he always shall be single.
To fall in love with boys is weird,
especially boys without a tingle.
Blackadder, Blackadder.
His taste is rather odd.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
The randy little sod.
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
I wish you were the star.
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
You're sexier by far.
Head
His great-grandfather was a king,
Although for only thirty seconds.
When put in charge of beheading,
He felt that fame and glory beckoned.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
No such blooming luck.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Elizabethan schmuck.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Nothing goes as planned.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Life deals him a bum hand.
Potato
Sir Francis and Sir Walter had
Discovered New Worlds and new nations.
And though Blackadder thought them mad,
He tried his hand at navigation.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He saw the oceans foam.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He should have stayed at home.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He heard the New World call.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Discovered bugger all!
Money
Take heed the moral of this tale,
Be not a borrower or lender,
And if your finances do fail,
Make sure your banker's not a bender
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He trusted in the Church,
Blackadder, Blackadder,
It left him in the lurch.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
His life was almost done.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Who gives a toss? No-one!
Beer
Blackadder couldn't hold his beer,
The art of boozing he's not mastered.
And I, your merry balladeer,
am also well and truly plastered.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
A bit like Robin Hood.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
But nothing like as good.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
I thought that he had died,
Blackadder, Blackadder,
The writers must have lied.
Chains
Beware, all ye who lust for fame!
The path of life is most uncertain.
Prince Ludwig thought he'd won the game,
But now, the Kraut's gone for a Burton.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He beat the Hun by luck.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He's smarter than a duck.
Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett,
Intelligent and deep.
Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett,
A shame about the sheep!
Blackadder Back and Forth
“Let joy fill every Briton's heart;
For now our country's going to make it;
At last a King who looks the part;
At last a Queen who looks good naked."
"Blackadder, Blackadder;
A monarch with panache!;
Blackadder, Blackadder;
He's got a nice moustache!"
"Everything he wants, he'll get;
The world is now Blackadder's oyster;
Most prime ministers are wet;
But Baldrick, he is even moister!"
"Blackadder, Blackadder;
A dog who's got his bone!;
Blackadder, Blackadder;
A bastard on the throne!"
"Blackadder, Blackadder;
His beard is neatly curled!;
Blackadder, Blackadder;
He's going to rule the world!"
The Black Adder
The sound of hoofbeats 'cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter,
Beware the deadly flashing blade,
Unless you want to end up shorter.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
he rides a pitch black steed.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
he's very bad indeed.
Black: his gloves of finest mole,
Black: his codpiece made of metal,
His horse is blacker than a vole,
His pot is blacker than his kettle.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
with many a cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
you horrid little man.
The Death of The Black Adder
So now, the wage of sin is paid:
The blade is still, the black steed grazes.
The only sound across the glade
Is Edmund pushing up the daisies.
Black Adder, Black Adder,
a shame about the plan:
Black Adder, Black Adder:
Farewell, you horrid man.
Blackadder II
Bells
So Flashheart tweaked the Adders beard,
From now he always shall be single.
To fall in love with boys is weird,
especially boys without a tingle.
Blackadder, Blackadder.
His taste is rather odd.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
The randy little sod.
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
I wish you were the star.
Lord Flashheart, Lord Flashheart,
You're sexier by far.
Head
His great-grandfather was a king,
Although for only thirty seconds.
When put in charge of beheading,
He felt that fame and glory beckoned.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
No such blooming luck.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Elizabethan schmuck.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Nothing goes as planned.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Life deals him a bum hand.
Potato
Sir Francis and Sir Walter had
Discovered New Worlds and new nations.
And though Blackadder thought them mad,
He tried his hand at navigation.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He saw the oceans foam.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He should have stayed at home.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He heard the New World call.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Discovered bugger all!
Money
Take heed the moral of this tale,
Be not a borrower or lender,
And if your finances do fail,
Make sure your banker's not a bender
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He trusted in the Church,
Blackadder, Blackadder,
It left him in the lurch.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
His life was almost done.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
Who gives a toss? No-one!
Beer
Blackadder couldn't hold his beer,
The art of boozing he's not mastered.
And I, your merry balladeer,
am also well and truly plastered.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
A bit like Robin Hood.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
But nothing like as good.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
I thought that he had died,
Blackadder, Blackadder,
The writers must have lied.
Chains
Beware, all ye who lust for fame!
The path of life is most uncertain.
Prince Ludwig thought he'd won the game,
But now, the Kraut's gone for a Burton.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He beat the Hun by luck.
Blackadder, Blackadder,
He's smarter than a duck.
Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett,
Intelligent and deep.
Lord Melchett, Lord Melchett,
A shame about the sheep!
Blackadder Back and Forth
“Let joy fill every Briton's heart;
For now our country's going to make it;
At last a King who looks the part;
At last a Queen who looks good naked."
"Blackadder, Blackadder;
A monarch with panache!;
Blackadder, Blackadder;
He's got a nice moustache!"
"Everything he wants, he'll get;
The world is now Blackadder's oyster;
Most prime ministers are wet;
But Baldrick, he is even moister!"
"Blackadder, Blackadder;
A dog who's got his bone!;
Blackadder, Blackadder;
A bastard on the throne!"
"Blackadder, Blackadder;
His beard is neatly curled!;
Blackadder, Blackadder;
He's going to rule the world!"