Townacious D Benefit Show [One time event] (All plots banned)

[Indurain]

The rolling countryside is beautiful and serene, as a large crew of workers of various races make their way to the isolated field outside of the town. As the team of orcs and goblins and gnomes and humans and halflings walk down a long, slowly-sloping hill a voice rings out.

"This is it. This is the spot. Start setting up at the bottom of the hill."

The crew reaches the bottom of the hill, and find a lot of lumber waiting for them. They instantly go to work building a large rectangular base.

((This is the beginning of something great [I hope]. Stay tuned for more details, but like the title of the thread states...NO PLOTS ALLOWED!!))

[Indurain]

To even the casual observer it's now obvious that was once the bottom of a nice rolling hill is now a giant stage. As the crew finish bringing out innumberable amplifiers and microphones, and guitars, and many other flashy things, a small man walks to the top of the hill, waves his fingers around and creates in the sky a large, bright sign reading:

BENEFIT CONCERT
TONIGHT 8 PM EST
FEATURING THE DEBUT OF

TOWNACIOUS D

The sign stays in the sky, visible from even the farthest reaches of the town.

[Flabbicus]

(( Lemme guess, a reenactment of "The Best Song in the World Tribute." With a real demon. Moreover something along those lines. Am I right or am I right? ))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

As the sun sets over the hills and the stage is cast in shadows, the lights go on and the crowd murmurs in anticipation.

Atreyu makes his way out onto the stage and some roadies set up some turntables, he gets behind them and starts scratching.

"Masked Llama, real name, no gimmicks."

[Indurain]

Suddenly Indurain comes bursting out onto the stage. Holding a microphone all gangsta like he busts out rhymin' (to the tune of Without Me - Eminem)

"Two supa hot girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..

Two supa hot girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..

Guess who's back, back again
Indy’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back;

I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See comedy no more they want drama
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want drama, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of love mixed with some hard hittas
Some drama that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the cleric when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the lamb and postulating
I know you got a job Ms. El J
But your husband's pirate problem is complicating
So the town council won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut down my nudity
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, rum on your lips, drink that
fun on your lips and some for our hits
And get ready cuz this monk’s about to get heavy
I just dealt with my issues, “I’m coming Paigey.”


Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

Little demons kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still afraid of Darius
They start feeling like prison is useless
'Til Graklok comes along on a mission and yells "NACHOS”
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air plane a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone checkin my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back na-na-na-na-na-na fix your bent antennae
the Zergling gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my gp, my cp is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..


A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that bit
Kyrian and Lyrak you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Dark Sayian actors
And Arha, you can get stomped by Llama
You 100 year old fickle temptress show me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, nobody cares that you’re whole now
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Cosmo turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the town just seems
Everybody only wants to dis-cuss “me”
So this must mean we’re dis-gusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Wukei quit G
To do my Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
20 million other nude emperors emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me..

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me.."


(DO do do do do do)
(La la la la la la)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu steps out from behind the turntables and trots up to the microphone. With a nod to the band, he turns to the crowd and starts singing*

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

[Ms_Elaneous]

A group of teenage groupies show up and beginning screaming in the background, "Townacious D! We LOVE YOU!" They all squeel like crazy and wave around signs all of which carrying variants of "Will you marry me?" and "Give me a bare hug!"

[Indurain]

Indurain walks over, and is about to throw his arm around the llama when he suddenly jumps back and points to the side of the stage where there appears to be a large orc dressed in a shabby bear costume.

Oh shock there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Townacious D

[Lykan]

((Why do I feel like chanting "go whitey!" after Indurian's rap? :P))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama points at the bear and lets out a worried bleat that turns into*

"Friends will be friends
He’s running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-Trog’s tavern-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-Trog’s tavern-we'll-always-be-friends! "

*He turns to Indy and points to some of the girls with a wink*
(Cuz he rocks! Get in here, Lykan. )

[Lykan]

((Sorry Llama, I don't know this song. :tongue:))

[Flabbicus]

If one would look hard enough they would notice Rilik in the crowd, waving a flaming lighter back and forth in tune to the music. He is of course wearing a helmet. A few fiends attempt to drag him back down to the fiendish planes but he thwacks them away before they can do anything.

(( Cameo appearance! And don't worry, no plot will arise from this. More of a spur of the moment type thing. ))

[Indurain]

Indurain returns the point, and strums on his guitar.

Friends will be friends
I’m running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-Trog’s tavern-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's Trog’s tavern we'll always be friends, yeah

Indy holds this last note for a long time, meanwhile pointing at all the groupies and tossing them a sly wink.

As he finishes a band comes out onto the stage armed with trumpets and saxaphones.

[Nevrmore]

An intimidating looking man in gangster apparel tries to shank the white rapper as he passes.

[Lykan]

A female Deme and her Aunt Asi join the crowd, pretty much screaming like crazy as well.

Deme is going to hate himself if he ever turns back.

[Ms_Elaneous]

The Townacious D groupies all sigh and swoon. Which was a poor choice as most of them hit their heads on one another on the way down.

There appears to be a second set of groupies arriving, however, wearing masks in favour of their beloved singer. One might notice that half of them are of the llama variety and all are very attractive, if not overly makeupped. Their signs read things like "Take Off Your Mask!" and "Gotta Love a Woolly Man!" They bleat and wail in excitement.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"Speaking of friends, oh naked one, are you ever gonna explain why you're no longer a llama?" *Grins Atreyu, with a continuity breaking smirk*

"The next song goes out to one of our original assassins to ever grace the Town. With a rap sheet longer than Lykan's tail, he earned this song."

*Atreyu and Indy both sing on this one, hanging near the micro phone*

(To the tune of "Mack the Knife")

Oh, the shark, has, pretty teeth, dear....and he shows them, pearly white

Indy:
Just a jackknife, has Renrik, yeah.....and he keeps it, out of sight

Llama:
When the shark bites, with his teeth, dear....scarlet billows start to spread

Indy:
Fancy gloves, though, wears Renrik, yeah..so theres not a trace, hmmmm of red

Llama:
On the sidewalk...sunday morning, ...lies a body oozin life


Indy:
Someones sneakin round the corner...is the someone, ‘rik the king?




Llama:
From a pirate boat.... by the river..... a cement bag, droopin down


Indy:
Yeah, the cements just for the weight, dear...bet you Ren, hes back in town


Llama:
Looky here Mortia Draco, disappeared dear...after drawing, out his cash


Indy:
And Renrik spends, like a sailor...did our boy do, somethin rash?




Llama:
Amiria, evil Arha..phoenixineohp, sweet Ms. E too
Oh, the line forms on the right, dears.....now that Renrik’s back in town

[Lykan]

"Speaking of friends, oh naked one, are you ever gonna explain why you're no longer a llama?" *Grins Atreyu, with a continuity breaking smirk*

"The next song goes out to one of our original assassins to ever grace the Town. With a rap sheet longer than Lykan's tail, he earned this song."


((Must not be very long then. Most of Lykan's tail was bitten off. :tongue:))

[Flabbicus]

(( Lykan come on give the (rat)-man/ghoul some credit. He managed to reinstitute the assassination rules to great effect soon-after coming back. You must remember the number of people he killed in that first week (me among them). ))

Rilik waves the flaming anachronism back in forth with the song.

[Indurain]

"Very nicely done my furry friend." Indurain says as Atreyu bleats out the last line. "And to answer your question...bed rest works miracles."

Indurain turns to the crowd, causing some more swooning.

"I want to thank you all for coming out, some of you who are out past your bedtimes," He says, smiling his 30 CHA smile at the groupies. "some of you who have broken out of your imprisonment, and those of you who just have nothing better to do."

Indurain takes the microphone off the stand.

"You may have noticed the sign says that this is a benefit concert. All proceeds from tonight's event will be going towards a top-secret town revitilization project that Llama and I are currently working on. I can't tell you any more than that, but you know that if it involves adventures with me and this kickin' quadraped, the town is in for a real good time!!"

"We're gonna take things down a notch now, and get a really funky groove going. All I can say about this next song is...smoke 'em if you got 'em!"

Indurain makes a few adjustments to his guitar and starts to play (the tune of No Woman, No Cry by Bob Marley)

No, woman, I cry;
No, woman, I cry;
No, woman, I cry;
No, woman, I cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In Sneak’s Milk Bar before there was town,
Oba - obaserving the arena fight
As we would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we’ve lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you cant forget your past;
So dry your tears, I say.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama points to his section of groupies and wags his tail in their general direction, as he takes to the microphone*

No woman, no cry;
No woman, no cry.
ere, little Ms. E, dont shed no tears:
No woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In Trog’s tavern and chowdown
And then Lykan would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin through the nights.
Then we would cook some bamhacon,
Of which Ill share with you;
My hooves is my only carriage,
So I’ve got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:

[Nevrmore]

A man starts screaming loudly about how much Townacious D sucks.

[Ms_Elaneous]

Both groupies swoon madly. Luckily some of the llama ladies hit the ground first and their fluffy wool cushions the falls of some of the other groupies.

[Indurain]

As the Llama sings, Indurain wanders around the stage, just letting his guitar sing into the night.

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Eventually he wanders over to the Llama's microphone and the two of them begin to really sing with all their hearts.

Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right!
I said, everythings gonna be all right-a!
Everythings gonna be all right!
Everythings gonna be all right, now!
Everythings gonna be all right!

[Lykan]

((Hehe...))

Deme and Asi swoon as well, though come too at the catcalls of the man. They go over and attempt to throw him out of the area.

Two lady werewolves.

Ouch.

[Nevrmore]

The man turns out to be an epic level barbarian.

As he screams insults about T.D. he swings at the werewolves with a giant hammer.

[Lykan]

The to suddenly lose interest and go back to swooning at Indy and Llama.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama grins as the two ladies go to "assist" the poor fellow and winces as the poor groupies crumple to the ground. He turns to Indy with a "I didn't mean to" look. Then he goes to the front of the stage and addresses the crowd.*

"This song was written in tribute to Indurain whenever he had been killed by a librarian possessed by an evil book. That was shortly after he had been turned into a cow. Hehe, those were good times. He was the second most popular ungulate in Town."


*sung to the tune "Especially in Michigan" by "Red Hot Chili Peppers" off their Stadium Arcadium Jupiter CD.

I miss my friend
Librarian did him in
When he was human again
I really miss you, Indurian
...wish you could be here, friend.

White dunes he's in
A beach full of pretty women
C'mon huckleberry finn
Paige misses seeing his grin
...we all miss Indurain.

Don't want a future
Where Nudie-Man doesn't run amok
Ladies and gentlemen
Remember when he'd come running
You'd want to upchuck.

Clerics would call his lust a sin
He's dancing naked once again
You can see all of his skin
(You know we miss you, Indurain)

From his chin and to his shins
More talent than barbarians
I wish we had medicine
Ressurection we could slip in
...into Indurain.

The book controlled Librarian
Who laughed when she slid the sword in
Float away like a zeppelin
(on stoic gusts of northern wind)

Out in the town we'll be
Mourning because this will suck
Deep in the milk bar where
from the waitress you were running
you were out of luck

I miss my friend
Hope we see him once again
Either as cow or human
He was one of the bravest men
...We all miss Indurain

Throw him in the looney bin
Cause he is naked from the chin
He will let you see all his skin
(Did Paige just say his violin?)

[Nevrmore]

The barbarian cries a little inside and leaves.

[Ceika]

Ceika wanders up and weasels her way to the front of the crowd. She claps and cheers to see the performance.

As the concert continues, Ceika produces a small version of an everburning torch, and holds it high over her head, waving it slowly side to side in tribute.

[Lykan]

Deme and Asi squeal again, jumping up and down

[Indurain]

Indurain steps up, wiping something from his eye. "Oh the memories. Much simpler times back then eh my friend?"

"Not like last week, when you started arguing with me over who was a better wrestler...Coco B. Ware or Jake the Snake. You wouldn't let up about the shocking parrot man." Indurain turns to the crowd. "To be honest, things got pretty heated. And to tell the truth..."

Last week, Llama quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama nods and does the Koko flap*

Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.

[Lykan]

((There was a misunderstanding, didn't understand...
Now we're back together again...

Dangit, simu'd))

[Indurain]

A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash.

Indurain sings, a huge grin on his face.

[Ms_Elaneous]

The Indy-groupies and the Llama-groupies all get up and begin to mix, jumping up and down and screaming for all they are worth.
"WE LOVE YOU!"
"OMG!"
"YOU FREAKIN' ROCK!"
"CALL ME!"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama smiles and waves to Ceika before she goes to sleep*

that's true!

[Ceika]

Ceika whistles at the duo, waving her makeshift lighter in the air.

As much as Ceika enjoys the concert, though, her player must rise well before the sun upon the morrow, and must away. Ceika is welcome to flash cheer the band until the end of the concert though.

[Indurain]

Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu nods*

That's also true!

[Alarra]

Alarra perks up from the place near the stage where she's been the whole time, I swear to join in the cheering.

[Indurain]

This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the shockin' house and kick some ass.

Indurain's head is rockin now as the song really starts to pick up.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

What we gonna do with all the cash?
Chew grass, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!
Come on Indy, one time come on!

*The llama points at random people in the crowd to invite them. He gives a nod to Rilik because its been a loooong time*

[Rainspattered]

A crowd of obvious Ghouls (both orantely garbed Horrorpunk fans and the actual undead for which they are named) in skull-marked shirts, sporting devilocks and skeleton make-up on the faces of any who aren't, in fact, actually skeletons.
Some cheer in place, while those whose touch does not paralyze or otherwise cause injury start to jostle around to begin a mosh pit. One beings to crowd-surf towards the stage.

[Flabbicus]

Rilik clamors onto the stage. He worms his way over to the lead singers and pats the llama on the back.

[Indurain]

Skee-da-be-up!

Indurain finishes with a flourish!

"Alright. A hard night's rockin. I think it's time to slow things down once more...and if it's alright with the LLama, I'm gonna do this one solo."

With Atreyu nodding his approval, Indurain pulls a stool out of his invisible bag of holding and brings it to the front of the stage. He switches his guitar to an accoustic and sits down on the stool. The lights drop to a single spotlight on Indurain and his guitar.

How many times have you been pushed around?
Was anybody there?
I’ll always be there.
How many times have your friends let you down?
I know that’s unfair
And I can’t help but care.

How many times have your friends been possessed?
Just open up your heart
And place your hand in mine.
How many times has The Town slipped away?
Well, is anybody safe?
Does anybody play?

Oh, I’ve been waiting for you
I’m so messed up, but you’re so fine
Oh, I’ve been waiting for you
I’m so messed up, but you’re divine.

How many days have you just slept away?
Is everybody high?Is everyone afraid?How many times have you wished you were Trog?
Have they ever seen your heart?
Have they ever seen your pain?

Oh, I’ve been waiting for you
I’m so messed up, but you’re so fine
Oh, I’ve been waiting for you
I’m so messed up, but you’re divine.

She gets high
She gets lost
She gets drowned by the cost
Twice a day, every week, and all her life
She gets high
She gets lost
She gets drowned by the cost
Twice a day, every week, and all her life

Oh, I’ve been waiting for you
I’m so messed up, but you’re so fine
Oh, I’ve been waiting for you
I’m so messed up, but you’re divine.I’m all messed up, but you’re divine.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*the llama stands off to the side, listening to the heartfelt singing*

[Rainspattered]

One of the undead begins to crowd surf towards the stage, carried or thrown in the frenzy of the show. The slower song slows his progress, but notody really wants to just hold him up. I mean, he's a zombie. Who wants to hold one of those for too long? He continues to be carried more towards the stage.

[Lykan]

The girls continue to squee, jumping up and down as they listen to the naked emperor sing.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama turns to the crowd, glancing a little worriedly at the zombie*

"Okay, we have a special guest here today that is going to help us sing the next song. His singing talent is matched only by his talent to blow things up and I'm told he recently had part of his tail bitten off, but he's still going to perform here today. Come on, Lykan, and rock this crowd!!"

*Atreyu works his way back to the turn tables and watches for the werewolf.*

[Alarra]

Alarra tosses a rose onto the stage, smiling brightly.

[Flabbicus]

(( Dead time in 3-2-1... ))

Rilik watches the performance quietly, holding up his Ticket to Ride to all of the fiends who come back to claim him. He joins in with the signing, humming along with the tune when he doesn't know the words.

[Lykan]

An eerie chorus of moans arises as Lykan appears as a sillouete on the stage. Shadows dance around the concert grounds...

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain,
there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived,
their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world,
obscured as it was by great clouds.
Here they played out their peaceful lives,
innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below.
To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough.
Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town.
They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows.
You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind...

[Indurain]

Indurain slides up to a backup microphone, nodding to Lykan.

Falling out of astral planes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu plays along s Lykan narrates *

[Lykan]

In time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain,
and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty.
By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest.
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things,
and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world.
Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls.
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain.
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?
And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain,
holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the monkey.
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would soon stir from its deep sleep.
And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
There were no screams. There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
There was only fire.
And then, nothing.

[Indurain]

The music stops and a whistling wind can be heard. Indurain leans forward.

O little town in somewhereville, your time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me now?

For a moment Indurain hangs his head, seemingly remembering something. His head begins to nod slightly and he looks out into the crowd and smiles. He takes a deep breath and looks over at Lykan.

"Thank you. You did that story great justice!!"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu nods in agreement, somewhat solemnly*

[Lykan]

It's a pleasure, Indy.

Lykan holds up his index and middle fingers to the crowd

Peace. I'm out.

He dissipears into the cyclone of the shadows, and they fade away.

[Rainspattered]

After the song ends, the zombie is tossed on stage by the crowd. Straightening the devilock on his face and shaking his head as though he could still sweat, he waits, awkwardly, for another song to start.

[Indurain]

"Alright this next song...wait you know what Llama...I think you should do this...by yourself."

Indurain smiles. ((and hopes ZRS reads the next LLama post))

[Rainspattered]

While waiting, the zombie begins to re-write Misfits lyrics in his head to fit the Town while dancing around on stage, not really altogether with the beat, but with an admirable amount of energy for a lively youngster, made more impressive by the fact that he is technically dead.
(It'll take him a while. I'll bbl.))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*He turns to the naked guitar player*

"I think I'll try it in a different key. I'll try in a normal key, and if it sounds bad, these people are just going to have to wait."

*Then he starts singing*
(To the tune of "Tell Me, Baby" by RHCP. Wow, this is kinda old, half the people are even here anymore.)

They come from every place to find
Some spells were meant to be declined
Tell Kantur what is on your mind
It's what bartenders do

No turning water into wine
The Gods we have here now are fine
One third of us are all divine
Don't mean to make you blue

Come and get it
All welcome in the city limit
Say goodbye
To free time when you get sucked in it
Everybody
Putting up with silly gimmicks
playing a llama
a fight'll happen any minute

This Town is made of many things
Just look at the cast page listings
Such high level PC playing
This place was made for you

(Chorus)
Tell me PC. what's your story
Where you come from
And where you wanna go this time
Lost your lover or your family
The good thing here is
Healing is not hard to find
Tell me PC what's your story
Where do you come from
And who is after you this time
Beware Loki and bored Wukei
Only the bones of innocents are left behind

You'll need to have Great Fortitude
Or death will be an interlude
Assassins kill when in the mood
Your lease on life renewed

The priests here must usually atone
Powerful bards on the microphone
Its a dumb thing to be out alone
You'll get a new tombstone

Chitty chitty baby
The Shadow Depths are a little gritty
Wolves can be a little sweet
But please beware the godly kitty
What a pity
New evil in our nice city
Someone rolled a hundred
Holy shock! That thing's a CR fifty.

Mortia rules the battledome
In the woods the orange zergling roams
Many have tiefling chromosome
I gladly call this home.

(Chorus)

(nifty playing by the band)

((Chorus and fade-out)

[Indurain]

Indurain comes back onto the stage, chuckling.

"That sounded good. But now it's time to really crank it up."

Indurain walks over to the Ceikamps and turns the volume up to 11.

"Let's ROCK!!"

Early in the mornin'
Risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette
And I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason
Reason things went wrong.
Got to find the reason why my Paige is all gone.

I got me some gnomes
And I can still high five.
I can play the guitar like a mother shockin’ riot.

Indurain starts into a tasty riff.

Life is too short so love what you can get

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Cause you might get run over or you might get wet.
Never start no static i just get it off my (chest).

[Indurain]

Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest.
Take a small example, a t-t-t-tip from me...

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Take all of your money, keep it away from Charity.
Lovin's what i got, it's within my reach

*He reaches out to some of those groupies*

[Indurain]

(and the sick Indy style I aint never gonna teach)

Indy sings with a wink.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

It all comes back to you you're going to get what you deserve.
Try and test that, you're bound to get served.
Love's what i got, don't start a riot,
You betta know that Indy is hot.

[Indurain]

Indurain leaps up to the microphone with the Llama and the two best friends sing in unison.

Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Why I don't cry when my kids runs away.

[Rainspattered]

In a gravelly, harsh voice, the zombie "grabs a mic" and ad-libs:
I don't get angry when Trog makes me pay,
I don't get angry when we're attacked with robots,
Give me a dragonliver and I won't give a shock.

[Uberblah]

((is this IC or OOC?))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*grins at the zombie, and points to him*

(its IC, but continuity is stretched a bit, if you're concerned about characters being in multiple places. We're just goofing off, that why its a plot free zone)

[Indurain]

I don't get angry at the tabs i have to pay.

Indy sings, while trying to not laugh at the crowd's interpretation of the lyrics.

[Raistlin1040]

The living embodiment of Ekrath's "Teen Rocker" personality finds himself in the concert.
Kick ass!
He magics up a drum set and sits down. He proceeds to rock out.

[Uberblah]

((in that case...))

Ishmale reaches the bottom of the hill and sees the stage. Immediately he joins a mosh pit not caring who's on stage at the moment.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

don't get angry when my fur gets hot,
Get a name shaved in me and it hurts to trot.

*The llama blushes, especially when one of the groups shows "property of Atreyu" is shaved into her wool*

[Indurain]

Lovin and fighting, it's all the same.
To live with a llama is the only way to stay sane.
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me.

The two then sing along, cheering for the zombie.

Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that.
Lovin', is what i got, i said remember that

[Uberblah]

Ishmale climbs up on stage, waves at the performers then jumps back and surfs the crowd of NPCs.

[Rainspattered]

"While I'm onstage, I have a question. Emperor? Llama? Do you want to Bang Heads with me? Because if you do, I can show you what it's like." he says, a bass guitar appearing from nowhere in his hands.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu waves at Ishmale and nods to the zombie, smiling all the while*

[Indurain]

"Bang heads? I'm a monk my friend...my head is a lethal weapon!"

[Rainspattered]

"Then let's rock!"

((To the tune of Danzig's "Mother"))

Llama!
Tell phoenixeohp not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words,
What they mean
What they say.
Llama!

Emp'ror!
Can you stay naked for life?
Can you rule the waiting world?
Oh, Emp'ror!

Renric!
Goblin's come to the Deathkeep tonight,
Gonna show them our world,
Oh, Renric!

I'm not about to call it a night!
But if you wanna find Trog's with me,
I can show you what it's like,
'till you're drinking!

I'm not about to call it a night!
But if you wanna find Trog's with me,
I can show you where it's. . .

Llama!
I don't care if you don't have hands,
you can do more than most men can.
Oh, Llama!

Emp'ror!
Do you wanna switch crowns with me?
Do you wanna wear anything?
Oh, Emp'ror!

I'm not about to call it a night!
But if you wanna find Trog's with me,
I can show you what it's like,
'till you're drinking!

I'm not about to call it a night!
But if you wanna find Trog's with me,
I can show you where it's
Yeah!
Emp'ror!

I'm not about to call it a night!
But if you wanna find Trog's with me,
I can show you what it's like,
'till you're drinking!

I'm not about to call it a night!
But if you wanna find Trog's with me,
I can show you where it's--
Yeah!
Llama!

When the song finishes, the zombie swings his devilock out of his face, gives one last howl from his skull-pained face, and leaps into the crowd in an epic, undead stage dive.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(if you whipped that p on the spot, I'm really really impressed)

*The llama grins and bleats for the rocking zombie, then he turns to Indy to start off our big finale*

[Uberblah]

Ishmale starts rocking out to the music with double air guitars and a lot of head banging.

[Alarra]

Alarra claps and cheers also rather impressed.

[Uberblah]

Ishmale sees Alarra out of the corner of his eye.
AH! POLICE! RUN!
He runs away then after awhile quietly sneaks back into the mosh pit.

[Rainspattered]

Glenn Graves, still holding his bass guitar, cheers loudly for an encrore, excited by being on stage as much as receiving a name.

[Indurain]

"Alright Mr. Zombie. You certainly know how to rock, but it's time for the Llama and I take take this bad boy home. IT'S TIME FOR THE FINALE!!"

High above the mucky-muck, in a bed of straw,
There sits Llamaboy, rockin oh so raw.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Llamaboy, what is the secret of your power?
Llamaboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nudie-man,
arch-rival and nemesis of Llamaboy, with powers comparable to Llamaboy’s.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout some dimension door?
That do anything for ya? That's teleportation holmes.
How 'bout the power to heal a yak, from 2 yards away...
with high fives! That's a high five of healing, people.
How 'bout the power, to move you?

[Indurain]

History of Llamaboy and Young Nudie-man,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And bleating forth with three-part harmony, YOW!
Llamaboy, what is the secret of your power?
Llamaboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Well, Llamaboy and Young Nudie-man joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Townacious D. That's right,
Me! And Indy!

[Uberblah]

Ishmale lights his thumb and holds it out. He sways to the music.

((assuming it's a ballad. it seems like one))

[Indurain]

THAT'S ME!!

Indurain yells into the microphone, pointing both thumbs back at himself.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

We're now Townacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

*The llama rises into the air thanks to a still, silence fly spell that has beeen cast*

[Uberblah]

Ishmale Ooooooo's and Aaaahhh's as Atreyu lifts off into the air without any wings.

[Indurain]

Indurain reaches his hand up towards the levitating llama.

Llamaboy, what is the secret of your power?
Llamaboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Take my hand!
Young Nudie-man, and fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the Renrik.
Slice his throat!
And grab his goat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty truth.

*he hovers above Young Nudie-Man*

[Uberblah]

YOU GUYS ROCK!!

[Lykan]

Deme and Asi scream, swooning again

We love you Townacious D!!!

[Indurain]

Indurain turns and faces the crowd. The stage lights grow in intensity until they are almost blinding. The Llama remains floating above the stage; Indurain his arms outstreched seems to be glowing from the lights. Then...darkness.

The stage lights go out, and other more subtle lights come to life all around the field. Both the emperor and the quadraped are gone from the stage.

Two loud voices ring out across the field.

"THANK YOU! GOODNIGHT!!"

[Uberblah]

Ishmale cheers and claps loudly.
TOWNACIOUS D!! YAAA!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!! WOOO!!!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The sounds of hoofbeats echo in the distance*

"Goodnight!"
(thanks everyone for coming and participating. Hope you had fun!)

[Uberblah]

(('twas most fun))

Ishmale turns and leaves, quite content. Then he disappears since the original is at the beach. The original does receive the memories of this event though.

[The_Librarian]

There's a green wolf in the crowd rockin' out...

((Whew, got here just before the end!
EDIT> Or not, DAMN IT!))

[Shadow of the Sun]

((I swear that if there is another one of these, it should be: By support of Towny Iommi))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(it says "One time event" but I'm sure if the interest was high enough, Indy and I would probably cave to peer pressure. It'll be awhile, though.)

[Shadow of the Sun]

((It must be done, if only for the Towny Iommi bit. And think, rehashing Black Sabbath songs for the Town? Awesome, no? But it will have to be in, like, 6 months or something.))

[Raistlin1040]

Teen Ekrath steps up to the mike, brandishing a red guitar.
This is a song I wrote not long ago. it's dedicated to love, and to the most hardworking man in the Town. Here we go.

All our times will come
True Rezz will help us now!
Townies don't fear the reaper
Nor do the gods, the wolves or the Gent. We can be like they are
He’s just a guy...don't fear Death (Yeah)
Just a man with a job...don't fear Death (Yeah)
With my wings, we can fly...don't fear Death (Yeah)
Baby I'm your Elf…

La la la la la
La la la la la

Valentines is done
Here but now they're gone
Jaspero and Alarra
Are together in eternity...Jaspero and Alarra
40,000 humans and elves everyday...Like Jaspero and Alarra
40,000 humans and elves everyday...Adventure everyday
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are
He’s just a guy...don't fear Death (yeah)
He’s a really nice guy...don't fear Death (Yeah)
With my wings, we can fly...don't fear Death (Yeah)
Baby I'm your Elf...

La lala la la
La lala la la

Love of three is one (Iames)
Here, but then they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared...saying don't be afraid
Come on baby...and she had no fear
And she ran to him...then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye...she had become like they are
She had taken his hand...she had become like they are
He’s just a nice guy...don't fear Death (Yeah)

[Rainspattered]

((I'll rewrite a whole misfits album for a Deathkeep band, if we ever do this again.))

[Raistlin1040]

Ekrath has made a little side stage where he performed "Don't fear Death".

[Vhaidara]

(We all knew it would happen eventually.)

A random NPC runs up and starts sing a song that allows him to cast Summon Plot. Do with him as you will.

[The Master]

Vahan claps and whistles from the corner from whence he had been watching the entire time. Entire Time. He then rushes off to find Atreyu.