Buy stock in evil

[K2]

Its on nasdaq, and the symbol is Doom. I think I am going 100 shares tomorrow. And I have a few characters who may apply. My point is, I believe that it is a very good investment, I mean look how fast they are growing.

[Kresalak]

It's not worth it; the market is going to crash.

[Sage in the Playground]

Meh, LG Inc. always beats Evil in the 4th Quarter.

[jindra34]

Meh, LG Inc. always beats Evil in the 4th Quarter.

And Good is always best in the fifth...

[K2]

Meh, LG Inc. always beats Evil in the 4th Quarter.


only because evil normally sells its self out(like enron) but I am geting a good feeling about Xykon, I dont think that he will sell evil out just kill and raise it.

[Tolkien_Freak]

Of course, it is assumed that anyone buying stock in EVIL would be tempted to be involved in if not actually involved in an insider trading scam. Thus, [insert conclusion here].

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

I would put all of my money into it. Maybe I can get a discount at the cost of some sacrificial goats.

[Spiky]

only because evil normally sells its self out(like enron) but I am geting a good feeling about Xykon, I dont think that he will sell evil out just kill and raise it.

I'm pretty sure he meant LG beats Sony in the 4th quarter. Not sure, though.

[K2]

I would put all of my money into it. Maybe I can get a discount at the cost of some sacrificial goats.

Why stop at goats? I can get you some virgins, or babies if you prefer. Would you like human or elf?

[Setra]

I've already invested.

[the_tick_rules]

yeah but evil always fails in the end. black tuesday hehe.

[gadren]

Why stop at goats? I can get you some virgins, or babies if you prefer. Would you like human or elf?
Gnome.
Though sometimes I wonder if there are any in OOTS...

[Tharr]

They already own Hasbro, and Starbucks.

[J_Muller]

Why stop at goats? I can get you some virgins, or babies if you prefer. Would you like human or elf?

I've never understood the whole "virgin sacrifice" thing.

What a waste of a perfectly good virgin.

[Mewtarthio]

Gnome.
Though sometimes I wonder if there are any in OOTS...

Leeky Windstaff, evil gnome druid. Also, a gnome tinkerer Durkon visited to quiet his armor.

Incidentally, before I even knew either of them were gnomes, I pictured them with the same accent (sort of a nasaly Welsch). Weird, huh?

[see]

I've never understood the whole "virgin sacrifice" thing.

What a waste of a perfectly good virgin.

Sacrificing the virgins means you don't sacrifice those with experience, training, and knowledge.

[Twilight Jack]

I've never understood the whole "virgin sacrifice" thing.

What a waste of a perfectly good virgin.

Actually, that's why it's called a sacrifice. Sheesh.

[Geilan]

I've bought 200 stocks already.

I sacrifice virgin infant half-elves. It's the best of all worlds

[Bunch of Grapes]

Hmm, that would explain a few things. I told my broker to get 500 shares and sacrificed a virgin infant half-orc. Now for some reason my broker still hasn't gotten back to me :smallfurious: :smallconfused:

[jindra34]

Hmm, that would explain a few things. I told my broker to get 500 shares and sacrificed a virgin infant half-orc. Now for some reason my broker still hasn't gotten back to me :smallfurious: :smallconfused:

you probably did not have enough money... sacrificing a half-orc causes prices to spike...

[Threeshades]

I think i will invest everything in True Chaotic to make the stock market crash and watch you all going crazy about the loss.

[Irenaeus]

I find the term "virgin infant" rather disturbing. It suggests that the first word is not necessarily redundant.

[Demented]

Well it... ah... ahem. Just pretend that connection was never made. Sanity is a precious resource; you only run out of it.

[Irenaeus]

Well it... ah... ahem. Just pretend that connection was never made. Sanity is a precious resource; you only run out of it.

Oh. Ok. LALALALALA!