Belkar needs a realationship!

[Cade]

So, I was thinking about OOTS this morning (not an uncommon practice), and I realized that Belkar is the only main charcter to have never had a relationship.

Roy: Celia
Durkon: Helga
Haley: Elan!
Elan: Haley/Samantha
Varsuvvius: His/Her Spouse.

So, who should belkar get? :smallbiggrin:

[Korith]

An intelligent Vorpal Dagger

[MReav]

Belkar prefers whores.

[Dusk_Rider]

:miko: + :belkar: = Perfect Match

[MReav]

:miko: + :belkar: = Perfect Match

Yes, like Matter and Antimatter.

[Megalomaniac2]

I think it would be really cute if Belkar and Tsukiko hit it off. It would be like a horribly sick, twisted Romeo and Juliet story.

[Norenche]

Belkar + lot of whores = perfect match

[MReav]

I think it would be really cute if Belkar and Tsukiko hit it off. It would be like a horribly sick, twisted Romeo and Juliet story.

I think that would only work if Belkar became a Vampire or something.

[Morty]

No, he doesn't. Why every few months someone has to come up with "Belkar didn't hook up with anybody" thread?

[Moral Wiz]

Because it's fun? and sanity destroying?

I wonder if this'll cause any more sanity blasting pictures? The last lot were brilliant!!!

[Threeshades]

An intelligent Vorpal Dagger


Belkar prefers whores.

An intelligent vorpal dagger whore. Or lots of them

[Morty]

For sanity-destroying pictures you've got this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34127) and this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34493).

[Cade]

For sanity-destroying pictures you've got this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34127) and this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34493).

My bad. wasn't aware this was old ground revisited....:smallredface:

[Nathander]

:miko: + :belkar: = Perfect Match

The horrifying fact is that I agree.

Personally, though, I think that before Belkar could move on to any relationship, he'd have to lose interest in his current love, that being Belkar.

[the_tick_rules]

maybe the giant should give him some other sociopath to kill with.

[Copacetic]

I think that would only work if Belkar became a Vampire or something.

No, An undead. " I Really LOVE undead

[jindra34]

No, An undead. " I Really LOVE undead

Vamps are undead...

[Da Luniz]

actually, while I doubt Belkar would return the feeling
Tsukiko might be interested in Belk just cause of the large amount of death he spreads when allowed

sry if you hate marvel

it would be like Thanos
killed most the unverse to get Death's attention

I could see Tsukiko being the reverse of that, wanting Belkar cause he kills

[Tolkien_Freak]

Belkar=Belkar

Need I say more?

(and not in the disgusting way, he's just too obsessed with himself for an ACTUAL relationship)

[Demented]

Maybe it's not a romantic relationship, but....

Belkar <--> Mr. Scruffy

[Orzel]

I could see Tsukiko repeadly trying to kill Belkar in order to... with an undead version of him.

Or a loose CN female halfing scout with mental issues is added to the cast.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Lend him a few gold and he'll find someone...

[Demented]

I could see Tsukiko repeadly trying to kill Belkar in order to... with an undead version of him.

You be glad I have zero art skill, because otherwise I'd make a short webcomic off of that idea alone!

[Mewtarthio]

:belkar::nale:

Let the slashfics begin!

[Tharr]

Belkar and the hand puppet Banjo could work out.

[ChomZ]

As V pointed out, Belkar has two emotions for people, hate and lust.. thats no basis for a relationship... I think..

[Lizard Lord]

I think it would be really cute if Belkar and Tsukiko hit it off. It would be like a horribly sick, twisted Romeo and Juliet story.

You mean the version where Romeo drinking the poison is considered a happy ending?

[Axl_Rose]

"The Belkster has no time for fuglies"

[gadren]

:belkar::nale:

Let the slashfics begin!
UGHHH!! GAHHH!! *SHUDDER*
I need some acid for my eyes now...

[MReav]

UGHHH!! GAHHH!! *SHUDDER*
I need some acid for my eyes now...

I would save that for the Belkar/Thog slashfics (or the Nale/Thog slashfics, or especially the Belkar/Thog/Nale ones.).


I could see Tsukiko being the reverse of that, wanting Belkar cause he kills

Maybe she would see him as a dating service.

[Demented]

the Belkar Dating Service for Necrophiliacs
:belkar:


Good one. :evilsnicker:

[Elliot Kane]

Belkar HAS a deep and meaningful relationship with the only person he will ever truly love: himself.

[Moik]

For Belkar's love you'd actually need to look at a different comic: Downer. Belkar, while initially being put off by her looks, he would subsequently fall in love with the Githyanki Kensai and her ways. I forget her name though.

[kpenguin]

Trust me on this, you don't want to start this type of thread. To see what comes of it, look no further (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34127).

Note: Keep a bucket of acid nearby for eye dunking.

[Finn Solomon]

Celia on the rebound, anyone?

[Demented]

/slap Finn

Don't you dare!

[JohnnyPsycho]

Celia on the rebound, anyone?

LOL...
Maybe if she gets really, really drunk while grieving over Roy...
...and I mean rrrrrrrrrreally drunk...

[Finn Solomon]

/slap Finn

Don't you dare!

I am filled with shame...yet also with a burning, yearning, curiosity...