Marlowe
2015-07-20, 07:49 PM
-If I am a pilot, I will resist the urge to leave my Mobile Suit in the middle of combat even if I did just see a cute girl.
-If I am a suit designer, I will design all my suits with room for a spare pilot, so that when the protagonists inevitably leave their Suits to chase mentally-damaged tail we have someone available to hi-jack their rides.
-I will remember that no matter how dangerous being a pilot is, it's still probably safer than being ship crew or a civilian.
-I will also remember that ship gunners never hit anything unless the gunner in question is a hastily-drafted teenage girl. Crew assignments will be made with this in mind.
-If I am a woman, I will not fall in love. That just gets me killed.
-If I am a man, I will only fall in love with people on the other side. That will get them killed.
-I will remember that blonde men that aren't Johnny Ridden should be shot on sight.
-I will remember that blonde woman are fine unless they happen to be Katejina Loos.
-If I am a Fed, I will pay very close attention to my immediate superior's uniform. If he wears the tunic with the belted waist, he will probably be heroic or at least a decent guy. If he wears the full-length jacket and he isn't actually General Revil I will frag him at the first opportunity.
-Also if I am a Fed, I will remember that our efforts are only rewarded with victory when we base our offensive upon a mismatched group of semi-trained quarreling kids with untested equipment. Relying on our supposed professionals just gets you a screaming mass of crippling dysfunctions and Zeta Gundam.
-If I am a Zeon, I will watch my superior officer carefully for signs of homicidal insanity. If at all possible I will try to get myself assigned to a female superior, as most high-ranking Zeon woman seem to be at least sane and competent. There don't appear to be enough high-ranking women in any other faction to grade this trend on a curve.
-Also if I am a Zeon, if I see a bunch of Feddie prisoners attempting to kill each other in their cell, I will leave them to it.
-If I am a Titan, I will defect as soon as possible.
-If I am a Zanscare, there's plainly nothing that can be done.
-If I am a suit designer, I will design all my suits with room for a spare pilot, so that when the protagonists inevitably leave their Suits to chase mentally-damaged tail we have someone available to hi-jack their rides.
-I will remember that no matter how dangerous being a pilot is, it's still probably safer than being ship crew or a civilian.
-I will also remember that ship gunners never hit anything unless the gunner in question is a hastily-drafted teenage girl. Crew assignments will be made with this in mind.
-If I am a woman, I will not fall in love. That just gets me killed.
-If I am a man, I will only fall in love with people on the other side. That will get them killed.
-I will remember that blonde men that aren't Johnny Ridden should be shot on sight.
-I will remember that blonde woman are fine unless they happen to be Katejina Loos.
-If I am a Fed, I will pay very close attention to my immediate superior's uniform. If he wears the tunic with the belted waist, he will probably be heroic or at least a decent guy. If he wears the full-length jacket and he isn't actually General Revil I will frag him at the first opportunity.
-Also if I am a Fed, I will remember that our efforts are only rewarded with victory when we base our offensive upon a mismatched group of semi-trained quarreling kids with untested equipment. Relying on our supposed professionals just gets you a screaming mass of crippling dysfunctions and Zeta Gundam.
-If I am a Zeon, I will watch my superior officer carefully for signs of homicidal insanity. If at all possible I will try to get myself assigned to a female superior, as most high-ranking Zeon woman seem to be at least sane and competent. There don't appear to be enough high-ranking women in any other faction to grade this trend on a curve.
-Also if I am a Zeon, if I see a bunch of Feddie prisoners attempting to kill each other in their cell, I will leave them to it.
-If I am a Titan, I will defect as soon as possible.
-If I am a Zanscare, there's plainly nothing that can be done.