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2015-07-22, 04:11 PM
After the old thread disappeared I am going to try to resurrect this game.

Each poster posts something that the poster below them may not do in their post while not doing what the poster above them said they would not do. e.g if someone posted

"The poster below me will not post in black"

The next poster might post

The poster below me will not use the letter B

In which case the next poster may not use the letter B anywhere in their post.

4 rules
1) You may not do what the poster above you said you would not do.
2) You must post something that the poster below you may not do.
3) You may make it as easy or as difficult as you wish for the next person to post without breaking the rules but you may not make it impossible.
4) No using convoluted language so that the poster below you has to do something if you want to do that sort of thing start a new game there used to also be a thread called the poster below me will.

All that remains is to give something for the poster below me not to do so.

The poster below me will not use the letter G.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-23, 10:09 AM
Okay, sounds simple enou– OOOH! almost had me there:smallsmile:

TPBM will not use spaces (I.e. via the space bar, tab nor enter keys).

2015-07-23, 10:16 AM
surenoproblemTPBMwillnotuseanygrammaticalnegatives exceptforwhatthisthreadrequires(TPBMwillnot)

2015-07-23, 10:23 AM
The poster below me will post without using the the English language. :smallbiggrin:

2015-07-23, 12:27 PM
L'affiche en dessous de moi de ne pas utiliser la lettre b.

Désolé aucun francophones , je faisais de mon mieux , mais je pense que je fait beaucoup d'erreurs

Prince Zahn
2015-07-23, 12:43 PM
No reversed "d"? I can I can do this!

The person underneath me will not use the standard font.

2015-07-23, 03:02 PM
I enjoy this.

the person below me will not post. anything with the letter "T" in it :smalltongue:

2015-07-23, 03:19 PM
Such a person as who is below me shall never use such a symbol as "e".

2015-07-23, 06:47 PM
What? Is that it? My QWRTY ki-board has no such symbol, this is but a try-full.
Wow, that lttr was convnint. I guss w nvr know how good w hav it until it's gon.

Tha humanoid undr tha currnt writ-R shall communicat his, hr, or vir intnt with ONLY THA USAJ OF :smallbiggrin:MOTICONS.

2015-07-24, 04:53 AM
:smallconfused: .... ��⤴

�� ⤵�� ��

Okay, in case these do not show up properly anywhere but on my phone, the symbols after smallconfused-smiley were supposed to be:
Top line: Angry face, up arrow
Bottom line: Message symbol, down arrow, stop sign, moon crossed with a line

...and then it occurs to me, I misinterpreted the challenge slightly *facepalm*

2015-07-24, 05:52 AM
Okay, I won't post any diamond-shaped boxes with question marks in them.

TPBM will not put something stupid as their challenge.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 06:41 AM
Too bad, I had a really good one :smalltongue:

The person below me will not type the words in his post from left to right.

2015-07-24, 10:28 AM
.srettel kcalb esu ton lliw MBPT

2015-07-24, 03:32 PM
Fair enough.

TPBM will not use any keys not on the home row to type their post.

2015-07-24, 04:10 PM
This becomes a lot easier with an onscreen keyboard so you do not actually need any key presses but instead use the mouse.

TPBM will not cheat with an onscreen keyboard and will not use any keys to the left of, or on, the rfv column.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-24, 04:58 PM
This is a bit... I must think how I might say that...

this human slash non-human who will play now will not post with any apathy.

Edit: @v Nicely done. Just remember: in this thread, we forbid, not compell

2015-07-24, 06:36 PM

TPBM will have so much apathy that the entire world will cease to care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2015-07-24, 07:37 PM

TPBM will not do anything they don't want to; I can't be assed enough to limit them right now, for some reason...

2015-07-25, 04:40 AM
TPBM will not use articles in his post!

2015-07-25, 04:32 PM
Ha. Easy.

Person posting below me will use at least 25 spoilers.

2015-07-25, 05:06 PM
Tywin Lannister dies, the Half-Blood Prince is Snape, the Circle and the Pentagon are the same gods, Akkarin is a black magician, Ewart wasn't a traitor, the key can be found by taking the tree tile and pulling it off, Nale is killed by Tarquin, Thule gets turned into a dreadnought, the last floor contains the shopkeeper who is the final boss, Arkantos turns into a god, the answer to the riddle is "Nothing", Lear is a girl, Caine sacrifices himself to kill Gaia, Black Wings//Rain gets her wings cut off, Tobias is Lord Agony who is also Jacob, Tosca kills herself by jumping off a roof, Asaga is the Sharr of Ryuvia, the Council of Thirteen kill Nagash by tricking an Empire swordsman into doing it for them, no-one killed him: he was hiding in his room, Tom gets shot trying to escape, everything the Oracle says is a lie, you have to present the tape to the assassin, Gandalf comes back reborn, Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker, Javert commits suicide.

Next: TPBM will not use any letters or equivalent symbols to type their post.

2015-07-26, 12:07 AM
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2015-07-26, 01:15 PM
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Prince Zahn
2015-07-27, 09:45 AM

The next person will not post asymmetrically.

2015-07-27, 11:03 AM
No, sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

No typing "g", "n", "i", "p", "y", "t" on!

2015-07-27, 03:04 PM
For real? Ok...

Use four colors.

2015-07-27, 03:42 PM
Alright, just this one boring but safe black. Maybe little lime green too. But just a little bit. Two is enough, and not too much.

The poster below me will not keep eyes open while typing a response. (it's okay to open them again to find the "submit reply" button)

2015-07-27, 04:14 PM
You think I can't type? You think I have to use my eyes?
Okay, now you know I'm awesome.

TPBM will never set fire to ANYTHING. Also, include at least one quote from Star Trek.
Your refusal would be unwise.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-27, 04:31 PM
I'm a fire wizarddoctor, Xihirli, not an engineerarsonist!
Besides, that's treading on Guilty/not Guilty territory, and that's not what this game is about...

The person below me will not type every fourth letter of each of his/her/hir/ words.

@v my condolences, you appear to have been ninja'd

2015-07-27, 04:31 PM

The poster below me will exclude all vowels from their post.

2015-07-27, 04:49 PM
4 RL? Nrgh...

TPBM, n0 n|_|mb3rs.

2015-07-27, 06:14 PM
...I don't think most of us have been using numbers.

TPBM will not use modern English.

2015-07-27, 09:41 PM
La Francais moderns n'est pas l'Anglais moderne.
Desole s'il y a des erreurs, je n'ai pas ecrit la Francais pour plusieurs annees.
Comment est-ce que on ecrit des accents?

Le person dessous moi va utiliser tous les lettres de l'alphabet.

Modern French isn't modern English.
Sorry if there are mistakes, I haven't written French for several years.
How do we write accents?

TPBM will use all the letters of the alphabet.

V Oops, sorry. :smallredface:

2015-07-28, 03:08 AM
Remember people you are supposed to be telling the poster below you what not to do.

The poster below me will not use the letter F.

I don't know why I am trying so hard to avoid a lame cop out in this post despite the poster above me breaking the rules. I was amazed just wasn't as easy as I thought it was in fact quite difficult. I hope you enjoyed reading this peace of text.

2015-07-28, 03:11 AM

TPBM won't use the spacebar or any symbols.

2015-07-28, 04:50 AM

Prince Zahn
2015-07-28, 09:21 AM

I have to include lower case letters I guess, otherwise the forums recognizes it as inappropriate, I think.


2015-07-28, 09:36 AM
The poster below me will post an image, no typed text.

2015-07-28, 02:27 PM

2015-07-28, 02:29 PM
*hands AvatarVecna a gazelle instead*

The poster below me shall use the most loquacious phrasing they can think of.

2015-07-28, 02:41 PM
Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland! TPBM will not get the reference.

2015-07-28, 03:04 PM
I don't get the reference. :smallconfused:

TPBM will not use any acronyms.

2015-07-28, 03:04 PM
I remain blissfully oblivious.

TPBM will not use sentences with over three words.

2015-07-28, 04:15 PM
Oh, screw you!

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Next poster! No using symbols!

2015-07-28, 05:33 PM
TPBM won't use contractions

2015-07-28, 05:42 PM
TPBM won't use contractions

:furious: APOSTROPHE :furious: This post will remain here, to immortalize your mistake.

Prince Zahn
2015-07-29, 04:14 AM
Hey cool no limits!

The person below me will not use proper spelling.

2015-07-29, 04:57 AM
Eazy enugh.

TPBI wun't nott uze verbz!

2015-07-29, 05:31 AM
Of course not. Sorry, I ninja last time. You oblivious though?

Poster below me. No words that not in this post.

2015-07-30, 04:59 AM
Of course.

Poster Below Me: no words!

Prince Zahn
2015-07-30, 08:27 AM

2015-07-30, 11:30 AM
*Drives slowly by without stopping*

TPBM will not respond with less than fifteen words.

2015-07-30, 12:15 PM
Must I continue to speak? Then I shall: When I was but a lad, I-
Oh, that's plenty.

TPBM will NOT uphold the equality or superiority of any non-drow race, even through omission.

2015-08-04, 07:48 PM
Well met, fellow Drow. I, Arak Draa, the Jack of Wrath, have commandeered this puny human's account. I have received word that the Paradox Ariser, the High Elf who by a stroke of luck was responsible for the Siege of Doraluun, has emerged from hiding. Do you have any information as to her whereabouts, such that I might exact vengeance for our brothers and sisters slaughtered by these dishonorable barbarians? Riid'hop ban.

The poster below me shall not post without first running the entire message through at least five layers of Google Translate.

2015-08-04, 08:27 PM
Well met, fellow Drow. I, Arak Draa, the Jack of Wrath, have commandeered this puny human's account. I have received word that the Paradox Ariser, the High Elf who by a stroke of luck was responsible for the Siege of Doraluun, has emerged from hiding. Do you have any information as to her whereabouts, such that I might exact vengeance for our brothers and sisters slaughtered by these dishonorable barbarians? Riid'hop ban.

The poster below me shall not post without first running the entire message through seventeen layers of Google Translate.

Actually , wait a minute ? Well , the damage is . Ganbarou want chtonachalo not have to say .

Avrds , Hail ! Sdelaemsoglasnogo us . No consonants!

Prince Zahn
2015-08-05, 11:00 AM
That restriction. - whatever it is, does not apply past through through the language barrier.

The poster below me will not make this game difficult for the poster below him/her/hir/it/etc.

2015-08-05, 11:36 AM
The person below me will not use the semicolon.

2015-08-05, 06:51 PM
The person below me will not use the semicolon.
Phew, I'm glad. I thought my first was going to be difficult, given the seventeen-layer business. It is not difficult: it is easy.

The poster below me will use words at most three letters long.

2015-08-05, 07:30 PM

Hey you! Yes, you! No A's, E's, I's, O's, U's, or Y's!

2015-08-05, 07:46 PM
H0w b0wt W's?

K, p0st3r b3l0w m3, n0 R's, S's, T's, L's, N's, 0r... th3 l4st th1ng's.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-06, 07:11 AM
PBM! You break da game if you make up yo ow|\| Ba|\|.

@v Good Choice:smallamused:

2015-08-06, 07:21 AM
No making up my own ban? Alright.

TPBM will not use modern English.

2015-08-06, 01:17 PM
Thine ironic echo not wilt dampen mine merriment. The merry lad/lass/othereth what lies beneath mine text is henceforth forbidden from the use of the bar of space.


2015-08-06, 01:51 PM

TheposterbelowmeshallnotpasswithoutmakingaLOTRrefe rence,MontyPythonreferenceandatleastonefreelychose nreferenceintheirpost.

2015-08-06, 06:03 PM
You shall not pass! None shall pass! Do not pass Go!

TPBM will not say anything except in haiku form.

2015-08-06, 08:34 PM
The poster below
Will not provide a response
With more than three words

2015-08-06, 10:51 PM
No verbs.

2015-08-06, 11:18 PM
A tiresome repeat. Contractions bad, person beneath me.

2015-08-06, 11:21 PM
So, what you say, is that I may not use the trite contraction to communicate what I wish to say? Hmm? That works fine for me. I tend to be verbose anyways.

The Person Below Me must not include in his/her/its post any word with more than one syllable.

2015-08-07, 01:56 AM
Guy/gal down there: no black text.

2015-08-07, 02:21 AM
Great, I think you broke it. Oh well...

TPBM! You are forbidden from using your keyboard to respond.

Tom the Mime
2015-08-07, 03:25 AM
Voice to text on my phone seems to be working ok.

The poster below me will not spell any words correctly

I'm surprised at how well this is working even with some punctuation. Not sure how to get a bracket though.

2015-08-07, 09:56 AM
TPBM canot havv peryods, cohmmas, orr semicollons.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-07, 10:02 AM
The person below me will not get right to the point - that's an order!

2015-08-07, 02:25 PM
So, if I were to... say. I don't know, supposing things were to go exactly as you suggested. Do you see what I am getting at?

TPBM will not say anything that most people would perceive as gentle.

2015-08-07, 03:48 PM
Oh, screw you, moonsmoker!

Ugh, ****in' people...hey you! Yes you, right below me! I'm sick and tired of people breaking the fourth wall when they post, so this is your only warning: if you do that thing I just mentioned, I'll make you regret it!

2015-08-07, 04:01 PM
Should anyone respond to this message I'm just shouting into no medium whatsoever, that person would have to NOT gently lean on the wall I'm not allowed to break.


Prince Zahn
2015-08-09, 01:05 AM
*audience applause*

The person below me will not type words horizontally and/or vertically. All other legible directions and patterns are acceptable, however.

2015-08-09, 08:08 AM

2015-08-09, 09:32 AM
_ .///// _ _ _ /////. . . _ ///// _ _ _ ://// . _ _ /////. ///// . _ . . /////. . .

V This translates to "No vowels", it's in morse code. Oh well.

2015-08-09, 01:11 PM
Hrm. Uh. Okay.

QQQQ will not use any words with a positive connotation.

Prince Zahn
2015-08-09, 01:41 PM
To that stranger under me: boring posts are boring; I forbid you post that way.

Tom the Mime
2015-08-09, 06:41 PM
There once was a man who was quick
Who posted this post with a click
When this thread was read
He suddenly said
"The post below me shall be a limerick"

2015-08-09, 07:30 PM
There once was a poster named Mythy
Who posted her posts in a jiffy
Then one day she said
"You won't type with 'your head'
For those eight letters there are quite iffy."

2015-08-20, 10:53 PM
if I bilk 1, 4, 5, 8, 15, 18, 21, & 25,

TPBM is NIX in fixing mistickings

Prince Zahn
2015-08-31, 09:35 AM
This pray was made with spell checker off. This post generally shows how I can post with mistakes too, but im not correcting any of them. I hope you are happy.

Because I a m not.

The person below me will not use short sentences.

@v:smalltongue: Eh, it was too brief for my tast.e:vaarsuvius:

Insane Trystane
2015-09-07, 08:48 PM
You know, I could ask how short a short sentence would have to be to qualify as such, but I think I'll opt to just muse about how I could've asked that instead, thereby helping to ensure that my first sentence, at least, cannot be mistaken for anything resembling short.

Then I'll probably get around to thinking of what to tell the person below me not to do, but first I'm going to hide the fact that nothing immediately comes to mind by typing another self-narration-filled extended sentence, which may not work since I just divulged the fact that I'm stalling.

Oh, how about the individual choosing to post after me not be allowed to reply in the manner of anyone other than someone who is absent-minded, such as a forgetful professor, individual with their attention buried in their phone or alternative mobile device, or some other similar persona?

Medivh the mage
2015-09-12, 07:46 PM
Mmh hmm oh yah I totally agree with you.

Hey TPBM yah you listening oh yah I'll do that in a bit.have fun not saying any word with 6 or less letters

2015-09-12, 08:59 PM

Individual positioned southerly, polysyllabic conversation embargo established.

Sir Toast
2015-09-13, 07:43 AM
Fine, but the guy who posts next must type with caps lock on.

2015-09-13, 08:09 AM
You realise that the thread is titled "The poster below will not", that this forum automatically turns all-uppercase posts to all-lowercase, and that you can hold shift while capslocking to type in small, right?

TPBM will not use any letters on the first or third row. Hey, you can still say "Galahad has a flash SSD," so it's okay.

Medivh the mage
2015-09-13, 09:29 AM
7h3 90s73f 83l0\/\/ /\/\3 \/\/1ll |\|07 \_/s3 f's

Prince Zahn
2015-09-13, 02:37 PM
Congrats on that last post. It looked like a real headache. :smalltongue:

TPBM will not use the letters: T,U,V,W,X,Y, or Z.

@v Xihirli. You lose.

2015-09-13, 03:13 PM
A person beneath me: No consonants. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!

2015-09-13, 03:30 PM
Pstr bv m s vl.

TPBM wll nt fllw stndrd nglsh wrd rdr / grmmr.

2015-09-13, 03:54 PM
Wrong did .you it
vowels. without did it yOu

rules not thRead .follow of do the

2015-09-13, 06:13 PM
So, what are the rules of the thread?

1. Any poster must have something about their post hindered.
2. Posters must state a stipulation for the poster after them to follow, using a negative connotation.

I think I can break these rules. There isn't anything wrong with any of my sentences in this post.

2015-09-14, 05:24 AM
The poster above me followed the instructions of poster above them and so broke the rules of the thread intentionally, so I think I will now use this opportunity to apologize for my earlier mistake few posts above. Will try to amend the situation by repeating the prohibition that was meant for me. Yes, I am lazy. Someone else suffer through this:

A person beneath me: No consonants. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!

2015-09-15, 03:06 PM

A, E, I, O, U, Y = :smallmad::smallmad::smallmad::smallmad::smallmad: :smallmad::smallmad:

Prince Zahn
2015-09-16, 05:49 AM

hmmm ...

/\ !!!

Tom the Mime
2015-09-16, 06:22 AM
Forsooth. He hath forbade the heart of our set of characters.

I require the poster after this post to forget correct white space

Enero Irontoad
2015-10-02, 11:37 PM
Yo umea nu sespa cesinco rre ctly ?Ihop eth at ' swh aty oumean t .

Thepo sterbel owm ewil lpos tthei rmes sagewi tho utre adi ngitun tiliti spos ted( andn oedi tingi taf terpo sting) .

2015-10-03, 12:08 AM
So, no looking at the screen, huh? As long as I can still look at what my hands are doing on the keyboard, this should work out. (Watch as I just jinxed it... :smalltongue:)

TPBM: No looking at the keyboard while typing!

2015-10-03, 12:57 AM
Well, that should be easy enough. I DID learn to type, after all.
The person below me shall post using only their computer mouse.

2015-10-03, 11:18 AM
so use my mouse to press the keys? OK.

tpbm will use only symbols and numbers instead of letters. only things on your keyboard and no pictures/emojis.

2015-10-03, 12:07 PM

@': /#

2015-10-04, 12:35 PM
I can't wear unusual headwear combined with a goatee? Simple enough.

TPBM will not address anyone!

2015-10-04, 02:16 PM
That is doable.

The post below this one will contain no two words that belong to the same human-created language.

Prince Zahn
2015-10-05, 03:37 AM

v-Niet using Schwarzen letras.

2015-10-05, 11:41 AM
I was not a fan of that last one, there, Prince Zahn.

The person below me will not use any definite articles, adjectives, or punctuation.

2015-10-05, 01:33 PM

if someone posts after me he/she can't use a letter twice

2015-10-06, 05:02 PM
084 104 097 116 032 105 115 032 097 032 115 105 109 112 108 101 032 116 097 115 107 032 119 104 101 110 032 073 032 111 110 108 121 032 117 115 101 032 110 117 109 098 101 114 115 046 013 010 084 104 101 032 112 101 114 115 111 110 032 098 101 108 111 119 032 109 101 032 119 105 108 108 032 110 111 116 032 119 114 105 116 101 032 117 115 105 110 103 032 097 110 121 116 104 105 110 103 032 111 116 104 101 114 032 116 104 097 110 032 115 111 109 101 032 107 105 110 100 032 111 102 032 099 111 100 101 046

2015-10-06, 06:01 PM
4) No using convoluted language so that the poster below you has to do something if you want to do that sort of thing start a new game there used to also be a thread called the poster below me will. :smalltongue:

The poster below me will not break the rules of this game, nor any rule of English syntax or spelling.

2015-10-06, 06:04 PM
That appears to be confusing.

The person below me will not understand the rules.

2015-10-06, 06:48 PM

The poster below me will not break the rules of this game, nor any rule of English syntax or spelling.

My apologies. I was unable to actually write any coherent sentence without repeating a letter, so I used numbers. It is Ascii code, which I thought people would recognize, since it is very common.

Prince Zahn
2015-10-07, 06:11 AM
The poster above me has not told me not to do.

To fill it's place, the poster below me will not impose less than 2 restrictions, or more than 4 restrictions, TPBM will not make his restrictions too difficult for an average person to abide by.

2015-10-07, 07:30 AM
The poster below me will not use the very first of the twenty six common letters.
The poster below me will not post something too short in order to skirt difficulty.
The poster below me will not use incorrect words or sentences.
The poster below me will not miss to note how I did not use the forbidden letter myself.

2015-10-07, 09:04 AM
How short do you think is too short?
I knew you weren't using the forbidden letter before seeing the fourth restriction. Do you think this is good?
I believe this post is long enough.

The poster below me will not write below forty words.

@V: Will you give the decoded post? I'm curious. Plus, this bit took lots of time to write without the forbidden letter, so it would be cool if this is worth the time put into it. :biggrin:

2015-10-07, 10:01 AM
My apologies. I was unable to actually write any coherent sentence without repeating a letter, so I used numbers. It is Ascii code, which I thought people would recognize, since it is very common.

ASCII was fine, I translated it without too much trouble. What didn't work was this: It convolutedly said the poster below you had to do something, violating rule #4.

The poster below me will not use more than forty words.

2015-10-07, 01:38 PM
QQQQ won't breathe while typing.

2015-10-07, 02:49 PM
The poster below me will not use any letters on the home row of the keyboard.

2015-10-07, 03:08 PM

TPBM, type no noun!

2015-10-08, 11:52 AM
Am amused by what is imposed.

All to be typed below shall not exceed a singular grouping. Exampling to clarify: use "colorful", not "talking sounding _____ [word descriptively the carrying out of aforementioned]" (which, both, including any seen as alike, are advised not to be used due to being too common).

Prince Zahn
2015-10-11, 03:38 AM

You - don't misspell!

2015-10-11, 03:52 AM
As you wish.

The poster below me will not use the space bar.

Insane Trystane
2015-10-11, 12:38 PM
IsitaspacebarontheIphone?Iguessitis.Well,that'sfin ethen.


2015-10-11, 02:53 PM
60 seconds? Say something interesting, say something interesting...

Er... TPBM, no using backspace! And be honest about it!

Prince Zahn
2015-10-11, 03:00 PM


The person below me will not use the word s "no" or "not".

2015-10-11, 06:04 PM
Very well.

The poster below me must avoid using vowels.

2015-10-11, 08:27 PM
Heh heh heh. Wrooooooooooooong foooooooooooooormaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

The pooooooooooooosteeeeeeeeeeeer beeeeeeeeeeefoooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeee shaaaaaaaaaaaaall noooooooooooooot faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil tooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaadd graaaaaaaatuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiitoooooooooouuuuu uuuuus cooooooooonsooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaants.

2015-10-12, 03:00 PM
You said 'the poster before me', so I am not obligated to refrain from anything at all.

TPBM will not retain his usual persona while creating his next post.

2015-10-14, 12:19 AM
Greetings, puny humans valuable business partners!

I Arak Char, Diabolical Mastermind (for hire), have at last devised an EEEEEEEEEEVIL plan wonderful post!
muhuhahahaHAHAHAHAHAH*cough* *sputter*
... anyway,
the sucker gullible sap person who posts after me shall not read what lies beneath yonder spoiler tag!
By posting after Arak Char, Diabolical Mastermind (for hire), I, (INSERT NAME HERE), agree to forfeit your next bout of heavy emotion to the Fund for Arak's Gourmet Dinners. I acknowledge faeries have to eat, and allow the mighty, awesome, and humble Arak Char, Diabolical Mastermind (for hire) to feast upon my mental breakdown. Sincerely, TPBH

Prince Zahn
2015-10-14, 06:00 AM
I burn your spoiler without opening it.

The person below me will not complete his/her post.

2015-10-15, 08:58 AM
What do you mean I can't complete my post? Try to stop me!

The poster below me will not post

We apologize for the interruption in this transmission. This poster was in the process of entering a fiendishly convoluted, mind-boggingly hilarious command for the poster below him when a massive fireball engulfed the building, incinerating him and everything in the vicinity. There is no known way to retrieve the originally intended end to this post. All we know is that is was going to be pretty cool.

2015-10-15, 11:13 AM
Roger that, Gwyn. Not copying and pasting that exact red text. We apologize for the interruption in this transmission. This poster was in the process of entering a fiendishly convoluted, mind-boggingly hilarious command for the poster below him when a massive fireball engulfed the building, incinerating him and everything in the vicinity. There is no known way to retrieve the originally intended end to this post. All we know is that is was going to be pretty cool.

Wasn't red, tiny, or italics. Ha!

TPBGAAD shall not type with their hands!

2015-10-15, 03:03 PM
TPBGAAD shall not type with their hands!



no enter tpbm

Prince Zahn
2015-10-15, 03:43 PM
TPBM will not post proudly. C'est tout.

Insane Trystane
2015-10-15, 11:55 PM
I am awake much later than I should have been, and haven't showered since working out earlier today. I am physically incapable of doing anything proudly.

TPBM won't post any earlier than twenty minutes after me.

2015-10-16, 12:17 AM
Twenty-one minutes later...

TPBGAAD shall not post anything without documented citations.

2015-11-05, 04:47 PM
Objection1 (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/objection)! This post has gone unanswered for far too long!

TPBM shall create their post using words that can be found in the Gettysburg Address.

1. Objection! (n.d.). Retrieved November 5, 2015.

Prince Zahn
2015-11-12, 03:43 PM
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, in this world, a new, advanced field dedicated to brave men who fought on a great battle-field of the people, by the people, for the people from a world conceived to detract from our lives... We cannot hallow this earth, but, in a larger sense, the government will not endure those who are civil.

2015-12-07, 05:22 PM
What the f**k is f**king going on here, a*swipes? You'd better f**king give me a f**king good reason why I shouldn't f**king fire you on the f**king spot, you little s**tters!

The person below me shall retort using only swear words. German swear words.

2015-12-10, 11:50 AM
Gotcha, will not (per thread title), retort using any German swear words. Pinche gringo.

The honored composer of the subsequent post shall not attempt to censor any strong and possibly inflammatory sentiments he/she/it/they may hold toward anything.

2015-12-11, 12:03 PM
I really, really don't like it when people try to incite other's into breaking rules. (That's all I have left - already exhausted my rage reserves of the day in real life, on helpless minion)

Poster below me can not post without kissing someone at the same time, as long as it takes to type a response. Also can not neglect giving the kiss the proper attention it needs. AT THE SAME TIME.

vv Edit: Cheater!

2015-12-12, 11:19 AM
I'm 'someone' right? :smalltongue:

TPBM will not listen to music while replying. If he/she is listening to music at the time, he/she must first turn it off.

Prince Zahn
2015-12-12, 11:30 AM
Finally a doable restriction!

Hey you, Poster below me, yeah, you! as you reply to this thread, you will not use delete anything you type, even if you make a mistake or typo (or autocorrect does it for you), I forbid you to fix it!

2015-12-12, 11:56 AM
The poster below me will not use the letter T.

2015-12-12, 01:08 PM
A fellow below me shall clasp his or her hands similar like prayer and shall avoid unclasping before a reply has been made.

2015-12-13, 04:11 PM

tpbm, no requesting something you cant do yourself.

typing with a knuckle is tricky...

Prince Zahn
2015-12-13, 05:41 PM
Okay, sure. This is one I can do well!

TPBM will not reply to this thread while indoors.

2015-12-14, 04:35 AM
Walking to work. Should pay more attention to cars whizzing by than to phone... Should.

TPBM will not type a reply by themselves. Delegate!

2015-12-16, 12:26 AM
Mew mew mraaaow miao meow. Mewmew meow mriao purrrrrrrrr...

There, I delegated it to my cat. Dunno what she said, though.

The person below me will not question my post.

2015-12-16, 03:45 AM
Lurkmeister, who is the clear authority on the subject, says that his/her/its/their cat has typed the previous post, and I see no reason to question this entirely reasonable statement of fact.

TPBM will use absolutely no sarcasm in his/her/its/their post.

2015-12-16, 11:06 AM

The poster below me shall not use black letters in their post.

2015-12-16, 01:19 PM
There goes my signature and thread title. I don't think my name counts.
The poster below me will not use the same words I used in this post.

2015-12-16, 01:37 PM
TPBM won't put capital letters inside their response.

2015-12-16, 01:49 PM
easy enough.

to the poster below me: please do not take more than thirty seconds to create your post, starting when you finish reading this sentence.

2015-12-17, 12:46 AM
Easy enough.

Time is of the essence -- the person below me will not take less than thirty sec--

2015-12-17, 01:30 AM
Dum dee dum...
Oh hey, I can do this challenge.

Just let me think of a suitable response.

Aren't you, you know, supposed to type a RESPONSE?
Yeah, yeah, sure, Bob. Go bother Shishka.

So, uh, hold on.
The poster below me shall not use any English characters.
Should be easy enough, the same characters are used in Spanish, and an argument could be made for simply not mentioning a fictional character of English origin...

2015-12-17, 09:53 AM

2015-12-17, 10:43 AM

TPBM must not type their post without using their nose. No backspace allowed!

Prince Zahn
2015-12-17, 12:11 PM
I okay z,
Gym bb I mean TBPM will not post in the dark, because that is a bad habit JUST LIKE TYPING WITH YOUR NOS E GAAW THIS KEYBOARD SMELLS FUNNY!!!

2015-12-17, 02:10 PM
I am in a nicely lit office (a different bad habit)

TPBM shall type their post with their eyes closed (and not edit it)

2015-12-17, 06:15 PM
EYes closed. No, really, they are. I just know where my keys are. Uless I' don't in ct' don't

TPB will decidpeher my missive thingy

2015-12-18, 02:01 AM
*deciphers missive thingy*

Now we both know what must be done!

*cackles maniacally for thirty seconds or so before asthma kicks in*

The poster below me will not type their response on any machine he/she/it/they owns.

2016-01-29, 07:08 PM
It sure is a good thing I am at work when I located this game. ^_^ ((sshhh, don't tell the boss))

TPBM will not type unless it is in chat speak.

2016-01-29, 08:22 PM
I use proper grammar when in s chat do normal speech fits the criteria for me.
The poster below me will not use the letter 'E'

2016-01-29, 08:32 PM
I'll usa tha 'A' kay instaad!

Tha postar balow ma must typa thair post in a languaga that is not Anglish.

2016-01-29, 08:47 PM
Ay carumba!

La proxima persona debe recordar que el nombre del hilo es "El Escritor Abajo No Sera!"

Prince Zahn
2016-01-31, 12:25 AM
... Ejecuta traducir Google*...
I remember that very well. Enough to notice you didn't do it either.
There was a Game called Truth Or Dare, I think, which forced it's players to do all kinds of wacky things back in the day. Do consider bringing that back if you want to force shenanigans on people.

The Person below me will not include every 4th word of the post below mine.

2016-01-31, 04:03 AM
The poster below will read this out loud, then not fail to in their response reactions of other around them.

Huh, came out surprisingly .

2016-01-31, 08:52 PM
It is a shame I am posting this while everyone is out. Only my dog heard me and she just looked up, hopeful for a treat.

The poster below me will not post with lower case letters.

2016-02-01, 02:06 AM
That's okay! Shouting is fun!

The poster below me will not look at their post while typing it, nor edit it afterward.

Edit: This seems to autocorrect caps to lowercase, but i abided by the rules. Scout's honor.

2016-02-01, 03:02 AM
Sure thing. However, I am an elite typist, so I hope you aren't expecting anything.

TPBM will type their post with their fists.

2016-02-01, 03:30 AM
rnjhiksa wwkillk. nmbotry ndx weewsl,kk,l. '

nio sadpoasscxerw

Prince Zahn
2016-02-01, 08:35 AM
I don't know what most of that means, but I see "no sad" in there, and I am rather happy right now, because my headache is going away.

PBM, the title of your post must not include any of it's default words, you are to come up with one of your own.

P.S. Also, there is a homemade chocolate Internet brownie on this shelf, you may NOT eat it unless the person below you likes your original title. Good luck!

2016-02-01, 10:40 AM
Tpbm will not reply with any correctly spelled words.

2016-02-01, 11:08 AM
Uk. Dis hurtz mah puraiduh uh hole lat.

TPUM mast tern der kayboard uraound b4 taiping der responzzz

2016-02-01, 12:14 PM
Uk. Dis hurtz mah puraiduh uh hole lat.

TPUM mast tern der kayboard uraound b4 taiping der responzzz

Is because laptop but does so anyway.

Poster below me not exclude any letter of the english a;habet.

2016-02-01, 08:19 PM
Zounds! Quantify my use of characters, will you?! Friend, you underestimate my verbosity.

Gentleperson below me, kindly do not neglect to juxtapose your sentence structure.

Prince Zahn
2016-02-03, 02:16 AM
T Definitely an interesting challenge.
P is it okay if I interpreted that however I please?
B I will impose a restriction on the poster
M One that goes beyond this post.

W this limitation lasts the entire 24 hour long
I day from the moment you post.
L you see, by posting below me, you obligate yourself
L in writing to avoid cleansing your body.

N for the duration. The only parts you may wash
O are your hands and face, unless you get
T hurt, in which case sterilization of wounds is okay.

B other than the exceptions above, you are not
A to shower, bathe, or wash up for the day
T you are to inform us whether you succeeded
H or failed once you have completed the task.
E by editing your post below me, Prince Zahn.

T We will be settling this using the honor system.
O because don't take it personally
D but once this whole thing is over
A you will stink
Y and I am sorry but I do NOT require proof of it. :smalltongue:

2016-02-10, 10:23 AM
Wasn't going to anyway.

The person below me will not use verbs.

2016-02-10, 10:25 AM

TPBM! Nom-noms! Quick!

2016-02-10, 04:14 PM
*runs in* Guacamole!

The person below me may not write in prose.

2016-02-10, 05:32 PM
Alternatives to prose?
What do you propose?
He who posts below me
must then proceed to show me
a post writ with nothing but toes.

2016-02-11, 05:18 PM
Fortunately my ped-ual dexterity is up to par.

You there! Don't use any nouns!

2016-02-12, 02:11 AM

Don't spellcheck.

2016-02-12, 03:52 AM
Fine. I caN even type this without looking at the screen, to make sure I can resist the temptation.

TPBM will not leave this thread without replying.

Disc Lorde
2016-02-12, 04:37 AM
Oh, require me to stick around a little if I choose to participate will you? Very well. :)

The person below me will not use the letter 'e'. (And I would consider the use of acronyms mild cheating.)

Prince Zahn
2016-02-12, 06:31 AM
Hmmm... How Odd.

Acronyms? unfair? Kinda silly. :P

Oi! You! No itching until you post! ;)

2016-02-12, 08:02 AM
No problem.

No posting while sober.

2016-02-12, 02:58 PM
Residual effects of whiskey plus coffee counts, I think (I love you man!!).

Hey! Poster below me! Don't you dare wear pants while posting!

2016-02-12, 04:41 PM
What a coincidence. I am not wearing pants while I am reading this. Also, I waxed my legs about a week ago for a YouTube video, so that's fun!

TPBM will type their comment with their right hand on the left half of the keyboard and their left hand on the right half of the keyboard.

2016-02-12, 05:42 PM
I sometimes play piano with my hands like this, but I don't make them do different things.

The person below me will not breathe until they hit reply.

Prince Zahn
2016-02-13, 07:11 AM
Don't preview post!

2016-02-13, 12:48 PM
I rarely do that anyways, but you telling me I can't do it makes me want to. Damn it!

The person bellow me will not use Pronouns.

@V Pronouns in second line.

Disc Lorde
2016-02-15, 02:14 PM
Disc Lorde will not use pronouns then. Disc Lorde will refer to Disc Lorde in the third person instead.

The person below me will not have eyes open while typing the post below me.

2016-02-16, 08:28 PM
i guess thus osn't that bad, huh? I guess I'm just that good a typuing

Rhe person below me will not use text fott their response, only ppictures, smily faces, and the occasional acronym,

Prince Zahn
2016-02-17, 01:20 AM


2016-02-17, 03:49 AM
I think I'm going to ass - u - me I'm only disallowed the use of that specific word?

The poster below me must refrain from giving in to the urge to restrict the rights of the poster below them, even if it breaks the logic of this thread's premise.

2016-02-17, 04:26 AM
Very well then.

PBM, might I suggest, and by no means feel obligated to, avoid using black text. You know, artistic expression? The exact opposite of restriction? Now, if you're colorblind or something, don't feel obligated, but I'd highly suggest it, if you don't mind.

2016-02-17, 12:45 PM
I am indeed colorblind. In fact, my username indicates this to any Korean speakers on the forum.

The person below me will not use any acronym.

2016-02-17, 08:20 PM
The poster below me will not use a restriction that has already been used on this thread.

2016-02-17, 11:07 PM
The poster below me will not conjure the prince of darkness to type his/her reply.

2016-02-18, 02:12 AM
*Conjures prince of fire instead*

The foolish mortal behind me must type only with his thumbs.

2016-02-18, 03:22 AM
This is so slow!

TPBM must use their face to write their response. Make of that what you will.

Prince Zahn
2016-02-18, 09:22 AM
The prince of fire came 1d4 posts once first conjured. And he is typing with his nose again... At least backspace is a an option now.

TPBM will not blink more than 3 times before posting. And must start over if he or she does.

2016-02-18, 01:04 PM
TPAM My eyes hate you so much right now ;)

TPBM will NOT (remember the game guys) forget to use a proper, formal, polite form of writing.

2016-02-19, 12:13 PM

2016-02-19, 03:10 PM

2016-02-21, 02:07 AM
This is a simple code most people
have seen before. It is very
easy to figure out. Children
play with it trying to be clever.

Even television shows use it. I
remember an episode of The
Simpsons had it when Homer
originally found his mother.
Naturally she went away again,
but she left him a message
exactly the same way when she

One may think this is the first
way they think of when trying to give a coded
message. However, I don't think I'm being
elegant doing it this
way. Still, I hope
I'm at least given a
little credit trying to follow the thread,
let alone what I'm saying the person below me will
not be doing.

On the other hand maybe this is
too simple an idea.
Hmm. I guess I'm stuck with it now
and have to just see what happens
very soon I hope. My condition isn't that
easy unless I suppose it is
some child who isn't old
enough to have done it anyway.

Eh, I may have been too clever and
not realize how hard this is to
determine what to write for an
extremely long posting,
and the lameness just might
detract from the humor intended.
Perhaps I should have done a cryptogram
or a simple number substitution.
Oh well, too late now.

Let's see I'm almost done,
but before I am I have
eleven, no twelve, lines to go to
finish. This has been fun, if not
original. It has been two weeks
running now, so practically
everyone just might have been disqualified to
post below me even though I
only saw it just yesterday.
Some people could have waited, but is it
too late? How many children are here
I wonder. Here's to hoping someone was
not interested in seeing it and can
give a proper response.

2016-02-24, 11:11 AM
Never thought that the code would be too hard. I have yet to see Deadpool, but I'm
going to at my earliest opportunity.
To keep the thread alive, I'm breaking the three post rule.
Give me a break.
You will need to post without following any grammatical rule;
up to you how to interpret that.

Prince Zahn
2016-02-24, 11:40 AM
QQQQ doesn't quotinged!!! gots or doesn't it?

bleedn off outside eyeballs just me did this cuz y'know?

2016-03-24, 01:55 PM
Pbm no use T

2016-03-24, 04:29 PM
Person Below Me shall use no words having L in.

2016-03-24, 09:57 PM
The person making post #217, next to my post #216, must not use any noun.

Prince Zahn
2016-03-25, 02:58 AM
Don't eat before posting!

2016-03-25, 09:22 AM
First thing in the morning, and the poster below me shall not be wearing shoes when they post

2016-03-25, 10:11 AM
Points to sig below Oh, and I've been barefooted for the past 8 hours at least.

The person below me will not breathe while typing up their post.

2016-03-25, 12:49 PM
I used to be on swim team. What do you think you're trying to pull here?

TPBM shall write their post using movie quotes only.

2016-03-25, 07:38 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

...I'll be back. :smallcool:

@V: Curse you, technicality I've often gotten off on myself!!!!

Prince Zahn
2016-03-26, 01:04 PM
I will not accept this mission, because that's the whole point of the game!

The person below me may not scratch his or her nose before successfully posting. (start over if you do!)

@v it wasn't strictly hard, I was just trying something.:smalltongue:

2016-03-26, 09:46 PM
How is this supposed to be difficult?

*scratch* *scratch*

It doesn't count if it's your knee, OK?!

The person below me shall only use words that contain an apostrophe in it.

Mister Tom
2016-04-04, 06:06 AM
Shan't. Won't.

Tom's: You'll o'ercome Tourette's :-)

2016-05-10, 07:50 PM
*Scratches Nose*
*Scratches Nose*
I had to google tourettes to do this.
*Scratches Nose*
You can google it too to make sure I'm not cheating.
*Scratches Nose*
The person below me cannot use uppercase letters,
*Scratches Nose*
and may not use any font
*Scratches Nose*
other than comic sans.
*Scratches Nose*
Am I done now?
*Scratches Nose*

Prince Zahn
2016-05-11, 08:52 AM
tpbm, you may not type a post from where the sun can shine. (i don't see it, but i wrote it under comic sans as per request.)

2016-05-11, 12:27 PM

The poster below me cannot give a restriction to the person below them.

2016-05-11, 01:08 PM
Done and done.

The poster below me is heavily advised to follow the above instruction to the spirit, not the letter.

2016-05-11, 05:34 PM
Indeed, the spirit of the game is to avoid doing things, not having to do ridiculous things!

Which is why the poster below me will not use words with any alphabetical pairs like the ''de's'' in decide, or the reverse like the ''ba'' in back.

2016-05-12, 02:45 AM
I ... can manage that, actvally. With a tiny bit of cheating, of covr5e. Ain't pretty tho.

TPBM will resi5t temptation to p0int ovt any mi5takes I or anyone else has mad3 in th1s thread.

2016-05-12, 06:15 AM
Gotcha! Pikachu was caught!Temptation resisted!

The person below me will use neither non-English words nor two consonants in a row.

Prince Zahn
2016-05-12, 06:29 AM
I hate it.

Dude or dudet afeter I - no bein' original, arite?

Professor Gnoll
2016-05-12, 06:34 AM
I hate it.

The person below me shall only use words that contain an apostrophe in it.

2016-05-13, 07:58 PM
Ach'do. That's t'german.

TPB'M Shan't speak'n anythin' oth'r th'n bi'nry.

2016-05-14, 10:26 AM
01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 00100000 00101000 01011000 01000100 00101001 00001101 00001010 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01000101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00101110

2016-05-14, 11:39 AM
Ok, i can do this... points at my 01101110011000010110110101100101

TPBM must draw a bunny whit colors!

2016-05-17, 04:58 AM
0 0
^ ^

As per request, a bunny in all white colors. Thankfully you didn't request a good one.

See, I don't always take the easy out and say "okay I did not do that"! :smallbiggrin:

TPBM must not make a challenge to the following poster that he/she/they/it (TPBM) came up with his/her/its/theirself.

Mister Tom
2016-05-17, 01:17 PM
TPBM must not make a challenge to the following poster that he/she/they/it (TPBM) came up with his/her/its/theirself.

Nah, too obvious.

In the manner of La Disparition, TPBM must not use the letter e.

2016-05-17, 01:27 PM
For lots of hard, TPBM will also do that but also not contain an additional not consonant.

Black Socks
2016-05-17, 03:51 PM
Alright... for additional not-consonant, I pick y.
TPBM will not own optimism.

2016-05-18, 09:31 AM
Nah... you used a single y! Aber das interessiert eh keinen...
We will all die, so please give me a beer, user below me. Ist sicher eh kein gutes, deutsches Bier.

2016-05-18, 01:21 PM
You didn't phrase your answer in the form of a do-not-do-something. Have a beer anyway.

TPBM must not point out TPAM's alcoholic tendencies. Or mine. -hic-

Prince Zahn
2016-05-19, 06:00 AM
Okay.... *tries to ignore the obvious*

TPBM, you will not move your tongue at all while you post. (if you do, even in the slightest, start over.) if you can't do it after half an hour, you may post, but you may not hide your incredible failure. If you succeed, however, you can not be modest about it.

Professor Gnoll
2016-05-20, 01:36 AM
Looks like I have control over my body the likes of which has never been seen before, and will never be paralleled again.

TPBM may not use English words.

2016-05-20, 08:59 AM
Aber gerne doch!

DNUM (Der Nutzer unter mir) muss beim schreiben einen Keks essen! Guten Appetiet! *Zwinker*

2016-05-20, 12:42 PM

TBPM will not use any font other than comic sans.

2016-05-20, 12:50 PM
wingding translator here (http://grompe.org.ru/static/wingdings_gaster.html)

2016-05-20, 02:35 PM
👎✌✡ ✍✍
❄☜💧❄ 🏱☜☼💧⚐☠ ⚐☠☜ ☹⚐⚐😐💧 💣⚐☼☜ 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ❄☟✌☠ ☠⚐☼💣✌☹📬

❄☜💧❄ 🏱☜☼💧⚐☠ ❄🕈⚐ ☎❄🕆👌💣✆ 💧☟⚐🕆☹👎 ☝✋✞☜ ☟✋💣 ✌ 🏱🕆☪☪☹☜✏
❄☟✌❄ ☺⚐😐☜ ✋☠ ❄☟☜ 💧✋☝☠✌❄🕆☼☜✏ 👍🖳

2016-05-20, 05:10 PM
Just popping in to give a translation.

DAY ??


2016-06-30, 08:08 PM
I'm assuming TPAM got confused by the wingdings and forgot to type the word "not" required by the game. In keeping with their true wishes, I will thus not be giving TPBM a puzzle.

TPBM will not mention how thoughtful that is of me.