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Ironsides
2015-07-23, 02:44 PM
I'm reeeeealy weird. nuff said

frogglesmash
2015-07-23, 02:48 PM
...aaaaand?

noob
2015-07-23, 02:52 PM
He thinks he is so weird he does not have to use concepts to prove it.

frogglesmash
2015-07-23, 02:54 PM
It has been my experience that those who openly proclaim there weirdness have vastly overestimated just how far they have strayed from the norm.

noob
2015-07-23, 03:02 PM
Sadly we do not have any way to objectively measure weirdness so we can not know if he is weird but he have shown nothing making him look weird and so there is no possible conclusion except that he did not wrote enough data.

Nibbens
2015-07-23, 03:03 PM
I'm reeeeealy weird. nuff said

So you kill characters by showing them their greatest fear?

...

...

That's respectable.

atemu1234
2015-07-23, 03:05 PM
I vote we now repurpose this thread to create the weirdest character build for this person.

frogglesmash
2015-07-23, 03:07 PM
What should we base it around? I'm putting in my vote for oozemaster, or possibly a bard who chose a truly bizarre perform skill.

atemu1234
2015-07-23, 03:09 PM
What should we base it around? I'm putting in my vote for oozemaster, or possibly a bard who chose a truly bizarre perform skill.

I was thinking a Wizard with some connection to the far realm.

noob
2015-07-23, 03:14 PM
A crazily multi-classed character using representation(bluff(falsespeaking)) and having truenamer levels and not having spent any point in truespeaking and who PAO itself into a boat made of magical light rubber with a prismatic sphere around itself and with a corridor enchanted with a perpetual gust of wind from the guards and wards spell and with helix taking energy from this corridor for making the rubber boat fly and who waits that the GM speaks its true name for coming in the reality by RAW.

frogglesmash
2015-07-23, 03:15 PM
I was thinking a Wizard with some connection to the far realm.

I'm sure that would be weird for us mundane types, but in the world of d&d that's just another day in the life of an adventurer.

frogglesmash
2015-07-23, 03:16 PM
A crazily multi-classed character using representation(bluff(falsespeaking)) and having truenamer levels and not having spent any point in truespeaking and who PAO itself into a boat made of magical light rubber with a prismatic sphere around itself and with a corridor enchanted with a perpetual gust of wind from the guards and wards spell and with helix taking energy from this corridor for making the rubber boat fly and who waits that the GM speaks its true name for coming in the reality by RAW.

Now that's more like it.

atemu1234
2015-07-23, 03:17 PM
A crazily multi-classed character using representation(bluff(falsespeaking)) and having truenamer levels and not having spent any point in truespeaking and who PAO itself into a boat made of magical light rubber with a prismatic sphere around itself and with a corridor enchanted with a perpetual gust of wind from the guards and wards spell and with helix taking energy from this corridor for making the rubber boat fly and who waits that the GM speaks its true name for coming in the reality by RAW.

Whatever you are on, did you bring enough for the class?

A Tad Insane
2015-07-23, 03:19 PM
An optimized, non initiator monk? Or is that the wrong kind of weird?

Xuldarinar
2015-07-23, 03:24 PM
How about a weird build challenge, such as... trying to optimize a karsite spellcaster (archivist, sorcerer, wizard, ect.)?

Xervous
2015-07-23, 03:36 PM
STR wizard, hit the library, lift some books. I think we might need Bastards and Bloodlines for that though.

frogglesmash
2015-07-23, 03:39 PM
STR wizard, hit the library, lift some books. I think we might need Bastards and Bloodlines for that though.

It's been done before, here's (http://ihititwithmyaxe.tumblr.com/post/46007651740/breaking-d-d-3-5-the-muscle-wizard-or-how-to) the long version, but it boils down to Cancer Mage+Illumian+Festering Anger=Muscle Wizard.

Jormengand
2015-07-23, 03:48 PM
An optimized, non initiator monk? Or is that the wrong kind of weird?
having truenamer levels
You're thinking too small... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426560-Optimising-a-Disciple-of-the-Word-%28Abandon-all-hope-ye-who-enter-here%29)

Bad Wolf
2015-07-23, 03:57 PM
Take Obtain Familiar and get a platypus familiar.

LoyalPaladin
2015-07-23, 03:59 PM
You know, you could be infinitely more optimized if you took 20 levels in wizard. That's how we try to solve things here at GitP.

IZ42
2015-07-23, 04:00 PM
Take Obtain Familiar and get a platypus familiar.

Give it a fedora. And Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Revolver). Then name it Terry.

atemu1234
2015-07-23, 04:21 PM
You know, you could be infinitely more optimized if you took 20 levels in wizard. That's how we try to solve things here at GitP.

I tried suggesting a Cerebrant, but no...

Curmudgeon
2015-07-23, 04:24 PM
No character can be truly weird without adequate ranks in Profession (phrenologist (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology)).

Tvtyrant
2015-07-23, 04:26 PM
Hmm. I'm sure we can do better. Psion using a single charge item of Time Regression over and over again until they have never been born, but since nothing about the Psion changes they still exist? The Time Regression item would have to benolser than the Psion though.

atemu1234
2015-07-23, 04:30 PM
Hmm. I'm sure we can do better. Psion using a single charge item of Time Regression over and over again until they have never been born, but since nothing about the Psion changes they still exist? The Time Regression item would have to benolser than the Psion though.

I have a villain idea now.

ShaneMRoth
2015-07-23, 04:31 PM
I'm reeeeealy weird. nuff said

::Casts Detect Weirdness on Ironsides::

::Stunned for 1 round::

Yep, he's weird. With a capital "Wuh"

Ironsides
2015-07-23, 05:36 PM
::Casts Detect Weirdness on Ironsides::

::Stunned for 1 round::

Yep, he's weird. With a capital "Wuh"

This is why you shouldn't trust your Chaotic Evil friend when you are away from your computer and are signed into any sort of social media. Swears vengeance against his Evil friend.

Inevitability
2015-07-24, 04:12 AM
Have we already considered that maybe Ironsides is, in fact, a Living Weird?

Luvia
2015-07-24, 05:46 AM
How about living spell template on the weird spell. then give the new ooze sentience.

daremetoidareyo
2015-07-24, 06:23 AM
How about living spell template on the weird spell. then give the new ooze sentience.

Half Dragon and ooze sentry templates. Not in that order. Just imagine that process for a moment.

Socratov
2015-07-24, 06:35 AM
I vote we now repurpose this thread to create the weirdest character build for this person.

does a bard with MPD (resulting in 2 very distinct character sheets) suffice?

Marlowe
2015-07-24, 06:37 AM
I have an entire thread devoted to demonstrating that I am, in fact, also weird. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?422242-Planetouched-play-D-amp-D)

This has been a shameless plug, because we might as well get whatever use of our time here we can.

Bad Wolf
2015-07-24, 08:29 AM
I have an entire thread devoted to demonstrating that I am, in fact, also weird. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?422242-Planetouched-play-D-amp-D)

This has been a shameless plug, because we might as well get whatever use of our time here we can.

I'm sort of curious how the whole sassy planetouched thing got started.

noob
2015-07-24, 08:39 AM
You're thinking too small... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426560-Optimising-a-Disciple-of-the-Word-%28Abandon-all-hope-ye-who-enter-here%29)
You are trying to quote only small parts and because of that people will not know what it means.
I do not know but I still remember a lot this thread and it is pretty funny to shout the word of fog for being fully hidden.