Jormengand
2015-08-02, 08:58 PM
This is a really stupid trick and requires you to be 16th-level. But it's fun.
Have a gander at this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19424498&postcount=475).
Take a look at the stone plinth grapple trick. Now notice that the plinth isn't actually necessary for it. All you need is some way of putting creatures in your own square and those around it, and you can teleport, which helps this enormously. You have to be able to do this as a free action, or the trick is pointless. What better way to do it than...I think most of us know how the commoner chicken trick works. But, in case you don't...
Dragon Magazine issue 330 contains the "Chicken Infested" flaw, which means that whenever you try to draw anything, you have a 50% chance to draw a live chicken instead. Combine this with your choice of method of drawing infinite items (for example, the spell component pouch can be drawn from as a free action)
Now, all you need to do is fill as many squares around you as possible with the damned things, and then move.It had to involve kobolds, now, didn't it?
Now, Kobolds get to pretend they're true dragons, meaning that they can take epic feats early. Woo. The epic feat we're looking at is Distant Shot. Now, the spot requirement still makes you have to be 17th level (We can get our DEX that high by then by reading about how to be dexterous and also just by leveling up). However, needing to be 17th level is a bit of a drag, so we're going to take the Primary Contact (Heroic) feat from cityscape. Heroic gives us a single rank in Spot, and specifies that it allows us to go over the limit. Which is cool.The truenamer utterance Sensory Focus gives you blindsight with no range limit. The truenamer utterance Archer's Eye allows you to ignore cover and concealment. Both are available by level 14, so you're safe taking commoner 1/truenamer 14/whatever gives you spot and some skill ranks 1Okay, so, what you do is, you drop a chicken. Then another one. And another. And another. And as each one stands up from prone, they're shunted into the next available space. They start off in adjacent spaces, but as you spawn more and more, they start moving further and further afield to find a free space to stand in. Soon, every space in existence which did not already have a creature in it now contains a chicken.
Now, lob a chicken into the space of every creature who remains (this may take a while - we recommend some kind of TWF, only with thrown chickens, and bringing a buttload more kobold truenamer/commoners). Now, every space, creature or no creature, has a chicken in. There are no legal spaces on the entire planet for someone to stand. Whenever someone who can't fly moves, they are immediately shunted into the closest legal space they could occupy, even if it's not on the same planet. They probably end up on the moon or something. Then you cover that with chickens too...
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you put every nonflying creature in existence on Mars. You're welcome.
Have a gander at this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19424498&postcount=475).
Take a look at the stone plinth grapple trick. Now notice that the plinth isn't actually necessary for it. All you need is some way of putting creatures in your own square and those around it, and you can teleport, which helps this enormously. You have to be able to do this as a free action, or the trick is pointless. What better way to do it than...I think most of us know how the commoner chicken trick works. But, in case you don't...
Dragon Magazine issue 330 contains the "Chicken Infested" flaw, which means that whenever you try to draw anything, you have a 50% chance to draw a live chicken instead. Combine this with your choice of method of drawing infinite items (for example, the spell component pouch can be drawn from as a free action)
Now, all you need to do is fill as many squares around you as possible with the damned things, and then move.It had to involve kobolds, now, didn't it?
Now, Kobolds get to pretend they're true dragons, meaning that they can take epic feats early. Woo. The epic feat we're looking at is Distant Shot. Now, the spot requirement still makes you have to be 17th level (We can get our DEX that high by then by reading about how to be dexterous and also just by leveling up). However, needing to be 17th level is a bit of a drag, so we're going to take the Primary Contact (Heroic) feat from cityscape. Heroic gives us a single rank in Spot, and specifies that it allows us to go over the limit. Which is cool.The truenamer utterance Sensory Focus gives you blindsight with no range limit. The truenamer utterance Archer's Eye allows you to ignore cover and concealment. Both are available by level 14, so you're safe taking commoner 1/truenamer 14/whatever gives you spot and some skill ranks 1Okay, so, what you do is, you drop a chicken. Then another one. And another. And another. And as each one stands up from prone, they're shunted into the next available space. They start off in adjacent spaces, but as you spawn more and more, they start moving further and further afield to find a free space to stand in. Soon, every space in existence which did not already have a creature in it now contains a chicken.
Now, lob a chicken into the space of every creature who remains (this may take a while - we recommend some kind of TWF, only with thrown chickens, and bringing a buttload more kobold truenamer/commoners). Now, every space, creature or no creature, has a chicken in. There are no legal spaces on the entire planet for someone to stand. Whenever someone who can't fly moves, they are immediately shunted into the closest legal space they could occupy, even if it's not on the same planet. They probably end up on the moon or something. Then you cover that with chickens too...
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you put every nonflying creature in existence on Mars. You're welcome.