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Revanrx7
2015-08-15, 10:00 PM
Dennis the farmer needs a name for his pitchfork. :)

Coventry
2015-08-15, 10:56 PM
Dennis the farmer needs a name for his pitchfork. :)

Chuck (or Chuckie).

Prong. James Prong.

Neptune (okay, so Nepture uses a trident, rather than a pitchfork).

Earthshaker (Poseidon's trident could cause earthquakes).

Byron McKeeby (the model used in the painting American Gothic)

Quadshula (mangled Sanskrit for pitchfork).

The Monster's Bane.

TheCountAlucard
2015-08-15, 10:59 PM
What about it is magical? Is it just a +1 Pitchfork of Genericness?

TristenC
2015-08-16, 12:08 AM
Pokey the three-hole-punch

Alent
2015-08-16, 12:10 AM
Is it a standard 4 prong pitchfork? If so, go with a Rusty and Co reference and call it a +1 Trident.

BWR
2015-08-16, 01:45 AM
Tine (TEE-neh) - a girl's name in Scandinavia. Just another spelling/pronunciation of 'Tina'.

DaedalusMkV
2015-08-16, 01:54 AM
The Haymaker. :smalltongue:

Studoku
2015-08-16, 07:46 AM
This 'ere don't need no name. It's just my pitchfork. Yeah, they say t'wer forged by them dwarves o'er by that mountain and it's sharper than damn near anything else round 'ere but that's no reason to go around callin' it Prongbane the Orc Gouger or one of them fancy names. It's my pitchfork.

TheThan
2015-08-16, 10:02 AM
Prong. James Prong.



I think we have a winner here guys.

Reltzik
2015-08-16, 06:10 PM
Tiny Tuner. (Tiny because, well, tines. Tuner as in tuning fork, because it's a "pitch" fork.)

mikeejimbo
2015-08-16, 09:47 PM
Tiny Tuner. (Tiny because, well, tines. Tuner as in tuning fork, because it's a "pitch" fork.)

Torn between this and Chuck.

RagingBluMunky
2015-08-16, 11:04 PM
Peasant's Best Friend
Ol' Pokey
Ol' Stabby
The Pitchfork

Ralanr
2015-08-17, 06:59 AM
The Haymaker. :smalltongue:

This. I vote this.

I also suggest, "The Noble's Nightmare"

FlumphPaladin
2015-08-17, 07:29 AM
The Haymaker
This. I vote this.

Seconded, (also because I thought of the exact same name) but then I saw this...


This 'ere don't need no name. It's just my pitchfork. Yeah, they say t'wer forged by them dwarves o'er by that mountain and it's sharper than damn near anything else round 'ere but that's no reason to go around callin' it Prongbane the Orc Gouger or one of them fancy names. It's my pitchfork.
This right here. THIS is character.

Cealocanth
2015-08-17, 08:27 PM
Horace usually makes for a good farm-equipment name, if you want to go simplistic.

If you're going totally overboard I would suggest something like "Morthok the Legendary, Destroyer of Fields"

Coidzor
2015-08-18, 12:08 AM
Not-Dennis.

Joe the Rat
2015-08-18, 08:29 AM
+1 for The Haymaker.

Hawkstar
2015-08-18, 09:16 AM
I'm tossing my vote toward the Haymaker as well. Bonus points if it's able to be thrown.

FabulousFizban
2015-08-18, 09:21 AM
IMPORTANT QUESTION: two prongs or three?

Hawkstar
2015-08-19, 08:40 AM
IMPORTANT QUESTION: two prongs or three?
Most likely four.

Reltzik
2015-08-19, 06:30 PM
Maybe just call it Morton (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MortonsFork)?

Berenger
2015-08-19, 06:42 PM
+1 for The Haymaker.

FabulousFizban
2015-08-19, 11:29 PM
Most likely four.

Name it (however many prong) two prong don. now say that ten times fast.

Corey
2015-08-20, 08:05 PM
Greyhawkian Gothic?

http://www.artic.edu/aic/collections/citi/images/standard/WebLarge/WebImg_000256/190741_3056034.jpg

Corey
2015-08-20, 08:06 PM
I'm tossing my vote toward the Haymaker as well. Bonus points if it's able to be thrown.

LOL.

I tend to agree, with Chuck for the other pun being runner-up.

Jay R
2015-08-20, 09:50 PM
Haybane.extrawords

JellyPooga
2015-08-21, 01:31 AM
Another +1 for "The Haymaker" from me...inspired DaedalusMkV, inspired! :smallwink:

chrisstpeter
2015-08-23, 08:12 PM
Johnathan P Higglemeyer, Esq.

Lvl 2 Expert
2015-08-25, 07:19 AM
Dave. Or Jones, or Hank, or Bert. Something simple.

But the Haymaker and James Prong did make me laugh.

Mutazoia
2015-08-26, 05:25 AM
....he could name it after his wife...because, like her, it's old, well used, missing a tooth (or two), but he's had it for ever and just doesn't have the heart to get rid of it.

Thialfi
2015-08-26, 08:52 AM
Tine (TEE-neh) - a girl's name in Scandinavia. Just another spelling/pronunciation of 'Tina'.

This is a pretty international crowd, so I'm not sure if you were going for this or not, but a tine (with a long I) is a prong on a fork. If that's what you were going for, then good job for the non-sexual double entendre.