[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as NPCs

[Snowbluff]

Sup. This one coming up is a shoutout to TheAltruisticOrc. This was his idea.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disneycreate/images/6/6a/Lucky-star-good-job-o.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131225202215
So, what's an NPC? It's a non-player character. They'll have their own class levels, race, feats, and skills.

For the entries, please use monster entry style, like so:


Size/Type: Medium Animal
Hit Dice: 3d8+9 (22 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares), swim 30 ft.
Armor Class: 15 (+1 Dex, +4 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+6
Attack: Bite +6 melee (1d8+6) or tail slap +6 melee (1d12+6)
Full Attack: Bite +6 melee (1d8+6) or tail slap +6 melee (1d12+6)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Hold breath, low-light vision
Saves: Fort +6, Ref +4, Will +2
Abilities: Str 19, Dex 12, Con 17, Int 1, Wis 12, Cha 2
Skills: Hide +7*, Listen +4, Spot +4, Swim +12
Feats: Alertness, Skill Focus (Hide)
Environment: Warm marshes
Organization: Solitary or colony (6-11)
Challenge Rating: 2
Advancement: 4-5 HD (Medium)
Level Adjustment: —

Description: It's a crocodile. Likes eating level 1 wizards.

Abilities:
IMproved Grab:Does stuff

Also, make sure to post your sources for materials outside of core for 3.5 and PF. You might want to make the abilities section spoilered so that it doesn't eat a whole screen.

Please makes sure to leave permission in a post below! Permission needs to be posted for the entry to be made!

Permission:

NeoPhoenix0 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695098&postcount=2)
Renen (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695112&postcount=3)
Sayt (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695195&postcount=4)
Blackhawk748 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695343&postcount=5)
TheAltruisticOrc (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695463&postcount=6)
Red Fel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695468&postcount=7)
IZ42 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695475&postcount=8)
Atemu1234 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695569&postcount=13)
KrimsonNekros (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695853&postcount=24)
Marlowe (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19696216&postcount=26)
khadgar567 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19696368&postcount=27)
The_Admiral (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19696482&postcount=28)
Extra Anchovies (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19696553&postcount=31)
NightbringerGGZ (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19698703&postcount=36)
LoyalPaladin (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19698732&postcount=37)
Keledrath (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19698882&postcount=38)
Xuldarinar (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19698948&postcount=43)
Socratov (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19699191&postcount=45)
UrashimaJamez (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19699213&postcount=46)
TheYell (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19699317&postcount=47)
Mechangel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700562&postcount=50)
torrasque666 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700619&postcount=52)
Milo v3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700649&postcount=53)
Dusk Eclipse (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700783&postcount=55)
Bad Wolf (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701614&postcount=64)
Sagetim (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701753&postcount=65)
Jormengand (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701896&postcount=68)
ThiefofZ (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19742135&postcount=324)


NPCs:

Keledrath (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700783&postcount=55)
LoyalPaladin (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701445&postcount=59)
Extra Anchovies (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19699389&postcount=48)
Snowbluff (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19731766&postcount=272)
IZ the 42nd (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19773053&postcount=487)
Unsen Mayj (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19769286&postcount=455)
Neoph Oenix (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19771537&postcount=470)
Elsa Socratov (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19767919&postcount=443)
Loy Al Avatar of Torm (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19767919&postcount=443)
The Knight of the Blackhawk (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19777950&postcount=562)
Lug, THE Janitor (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19775564&postcount=512)
Jormundanger, Spreader of the Curse (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19775779&postcount=514)
Tim the Sage (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19775826&postcount=516)
Usoyuki (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19777198&postcount=520)
Khadgar (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19785978&postcount=615)
Draconium (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19785535&postcount=611)
Theif Zof (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19785535&postcount=611)
Marlowe (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19783085&postcount=602)

THanks, IZ42 for help with the permissions.

[NeoPhoenix0]

permission granted

[Renen]

I wanna be an NPC! Permission given

[Sayt]

I volunteer as tribute!

[Blackhawk748]

Oh boy, this is gonna be terrible...or awesome. Im in.

[Thealtruistorc]

Sup. This one coming up is a shoutout to AltruisticOrc. This was his idea.

Why is it that everybody makes that same mistake when writing my name?

Nonetheless I totally grant permission.

[Red Fel]

Challenge accepted. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695468&postcount=7)

[IZ42]

My body is ready. I grant my permission. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695475&postcount=8)

Have I ever mentioned how fun TWF is when you can get Prodigious TWF? I have a Half-Dragon (Template) Half-Giant Warder/Dragon Fury that dual wields Large Bastard Swords. For funziez.

[NeoPhoenix0]

My body is ready. I grant my permission. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695475&postcount=8)

Have I ever mentioned how fun TWF is when you can get Prodigious TWF? I have a Half-Dragon (Template) Half-Giant Warder/Dragon Fury that dual wields Large Bastard Swords. For funziez.

Personally i prefer uzis (adaptable hand crossbows with some means of self-reloading and the lightning maces feat for the uninformed) for twf. Gives you an excuse to wear a black suit.

[Snowbluff]

Why is it that everybody makes that same mistake when writing my name?


If it's "Thealtruisticorc," isn't that a title and not a name? :smallconfused:

:smalltongue:

[IZ42]

Personally i prefer uzis (adaptable hand crossbows with some means of self-reloading and the lightning maces feat for the uninformed) for twf. Gives you an excuse to wear a black suit.

It's doubly fun when you realize how long your weapons are. Large Bastard swords are something like 8 ft. in length.

[Red Fel]

If it's "Thealtruisticorc," isn't that a title and not a name? :smallconfused:

:smalltongue:

Isn't Snowbluff a geographic feature? :smalltongue:

Also, aren't we forgetting why we're here? To exult in my glory.

[atemu1234]

Have fun making me.

[NeoPhoenix0]

It's doubly fun when you realize how long your weapons are. Large Bastard swords are something like 8 ft. in length.

strong arm bracer fullblades are indeed fun. Though if we are talking that route i prefer two scythes or a single huge bastard sword aka large fullblade.

[Snowbluff]

Isn't Snowbluff a geographic feature? :smalltongue:
It is. No one has caught on yet.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Isn't Snowbluff a geographic feature? :smalltongue:

Also, aren't we forgetting why we're here?

Well, you are apparently one of the following but red

-demonic energy
-front end loader
-free-electron laser

also, our true purpose is to figure out which of us actually has a name.

[Snowbluff]

also, our true purpose is to figure out which of us actually has a name.

Probably none of us. The weird thing about being on the internet is that everyone is named after their 13 year old selves.

[Blackhawk748]

Probably none of us. The weird thing about being on the internet is that everyone is named after their 13 year old selves.

Im not, im named after my 16 year old self. :smalltongue:

[NeoPhoenix0]

Probably none of us. The weird thing about being on the internet is that everyone is named after their 13 year old selves.

where's Marlowe, that is definitely a name, and Renen is also probably a name.

edit: note: not saying it is "their" name but "a" name

[Snowbluff]

Im not, im named after my 16 year old self. :smalltongue:
That's... uh... you're a helicopter.

where's Marlowe, that is definitely a name, and Renen is also probably a name.
Well, Marlowe isn't exactly a Marlowe. They're more like an ever-expanding collective consciousness.

EDIT: Ah.

[Blackhawk748]

That's... uh... you're a helicopter.

Yes and its the surname of my first Sorcerer, who was also a Rogue

[IZ42]

I have the initials of my and my brother's first names in my username.

[NeoPhoenix0]

That's... uh... you're a helicopter.

we shouldn't discriminate against helicopters, I mean i am a bird after all birdbrain and all, if they are capable of wanting to be a person then they should be treated like a person.

[KrimsonNekros]

Also, aren't we forgetting why we're here?

Don't we always get sidetracked from creating things in these threads? I mean it's like they're cursed objects of ADo (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitOohShiny)-
SQUIRREL! (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/squirrel)

What was i saying again. I think something along the lines of permission granted (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695853&postcount=24)?

[atemu1234]

Probably none of us. The weird thing about being on the internet is that everyone is named after their 13 year old selves.

Ten year-old self, please.

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/kwRZ0Nv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/saL055u.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Z9IeFjL.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pkbAntf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aKodVno.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/C75Qrhm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/E63yRzK.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/fSkYepM.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/Mw6zWrD.jpg
People in Gundam go by "[rank][Firstname]" for some reason. So, yes. It's "Lieutenant Sophie". Not "Lieutenant Fran".

[khadgar567]

as classic as always I khadgar567 give my permission and re iterate emperors tippty's one from previous treat

[The_Admiral]

I'm kinda curious how I'll be interpreted

[Marlowe]

I'm kinda curious how I'll be interpreted

Pssst. You have to actually say "I give permission".

Sidelong hints like that just make you look insinuating and coy.

If you look insinuating and coy; Haman Karn will drop a colony on you.
http://i.imgur.com/d6lBzDm.jpg

And then SHE'S the bad person.

Don't make her the bad person. It makes her cranky.

[khadgar567]

snow is homebrewed content legal because I might have my self ready as npc( I have a recently brewed class and good old harbinger as prc, only thing I don't have is a core( or supplement) race that represents me as best)

[Extra Anchovies]

Permission granted.


Pssst. You have to actually say "I give permission".

Sidelong hints like that just make you look insinuating and coy.

No, see, he wasn't wondering how he'd be interpreted as an NPC. He was wondering how his post (namely "I'm kinda curious how I'll be interpreted") would be interpreted. You fell into his trap and interpreted his attempt to be interpreted as an attempt to be interpreted as an NPC.

[Marlowe]

O. Icy.

The Collective shall endeavour to be more literally minded in future.

Also, an objection:
http://i.imgur.com/pL0ZqEI.jpg

[Snowbluff]

snow is homebrewed content legal because I might have my self ready as npc( I have a recently brewed class and good old harbinger as prc, only thing I don't have is a core( or supplement) race that represents me as best)

Well, you're not supposed to make entries for yourself. :smalltongue:

[khadgar567]

Well, you're not supposed to make entries for yourself. :smalltongue:

simple yes or no will suffice buddy, but alas poor Snowbluff I knew him as a politician at best utter troll at worst

[Red Fel]

simple yes or no will suffice buddy, but alas poor Snowbluff I knew him as a politician at best utter troll at worst

I don't know about everyone else, but comments like that really don't make me feel inclined towards statting you.

[NightbringerGGZ]

I'm curious to see what y'all will do with Nightbringer. That should be a good starting point. Permission granted.

Also... I'm trying to think of what I can do with "Extra Anchovies".

[LoyalPaladin]

Im not, im named after my 16 year old self. :smalltongue:
To be fair, I'm named after my 21 year old self.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/fa103db0fb96738817d498456cd0213e/tumblr_nb6hcejfbZ1tiz7bvo1_500.gif

The LoyalPaladin (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19698732&postcount=37) grants you permission.

[Vhaidara]

I'm curious if people remember enough of the hints I dropped to actually build me. I think I've provided all the relevant details for Keledrath over the past few months, though I don't think any of you were around during his freeform days.

[Snowbluff]

I'm curious if people remember enough of the hints I dropped to actually build me. I think I've provided all the relevant details for Keledrath over the past few months, though I don't think any of you were around during his freeform days.

Likes:
Psionics
Warforged
Incarnum
Secret Plans
Mysterious Waifs

Dislikes:
Shopping for clothes.

[LoyalPaladin]

Dislikes:
Shopping for clothes.
Don't we all...

[Vhaidara]

Yes. Yes I do.

Hey, you know full well that when I finally do get around to posting we'll get like 10 posts each in an hour and a half.

Also, you're confusing me with Keledrath. The character has been around even longer than I've used the name. Hell, he was around longer than he used it, by a good 2 years, since I couldn't come up with one I liked.

[NeoPhoenix0]

I don't know about everyone else, but comments like that really don't make me feel inclined towards statting you.

I'd have to agree with you on this one, great crimson front end loader.

[Xuldarinar]

Permission: Granted


This should be entertaining, seeing what sort of NPCs inhabit the GitP setting.

[IZ42]

I don't know about everyone else, but comments like that really don't make me feel inclined towards statting you.

Yeah, actively insulting the creator of these threads does not earn you brownie points in anybody's eyes.

[Socratov]

You know, I can kind of see this one coming (judging by my past rewards for entering), but in the words of teenage girls around One Direction: Oh yes do me.

(for those wo want a more conventional answer: permission granted)

[Yael]

Granting Permision (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19699213&postcount=46), thought I doubt that's a thing~

[TheYell]

Permission granted. I retain the movie rights to TheYell.

[LoyalPaladin]

Permission granted.
Guess I'm going to be the first one to jump in! (I hope I'm doing this right?)

Extra Anchovies
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Cleric 6/Bone Knight 4
Hit Dice: 6d8+4d10+20 (68 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares)
Armor Class: 20 (+1 Dex, +9 Armor), touch 11, flat-footed 19
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/+14
Attack: Greatsword +10 melee (2d6+3)
Full Attack: Greatsword +10/+4
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Darkvision
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +3, Will +11
Abilities: Str 16, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 18, Cha 14
Skills: Concentration +17, Ride +4, Spot +8, Listen +8
Feats: Extra Turning, Divine Metamagic, Extend Spell, Persistent Spell
Environment: Neverwinter
Challenge Rating: 12

[Blackhawk748]

Guess I'm going to be the first one to jump in! (I hope I'm doing this right?)

Extra Anchovies
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Cleric 6/Bone Knight 4
Hit Dice: 6d8+4d10+20 (68 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares)
Armor Class: 20 (+1 Dex, +9 Armor), touch 11, flat-footed 19
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/+14
Attack: Greatsword +10 melee (2d6+3)
Full Attack: Greatsword +10/+4
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Darkvision
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +3, Will +11
Abilities: Str 16, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 18, Cha 14
Skills: Concentration +17, Ride +4, Spot +8, Listen +8
Feats: Extra Turning, Divine Metamagic, Extend Spell, Persistent Spell
Environment: Neverwinter
Challenge Rating: 12

Nice, what spells are usually prepared?

[Mehangel]

If I am considered a Regular, I grant my permission.

[IZ42]

If I am considered a Regular, I grant my permission.

PSA: You may ask for permission regardless of your status on GitP, you don't need to be a 'regular'. It's just easier to build stuff based on you when you have more posts and things attributed to you.

[torrasque666]

I give my permission. Lets see if I get one this time.

[Milo v3]

I give permission as usual.

[NeoPhoenix0]

PSA: You may ask for permission regardless of your status on GitP, you don't need to be a 'regular'. It's just easier to build stuff based on you when you have more posts and things attributed to you.

'nother PSA: Join the foolishness that pops up, it is good for your chances.
Silly people always trying to get us "on track"... seriously

[Dusk Eclipse]

It is a start, and it is heavily inspired on the Psycarnum Warrior, I might comeback later to finish it when I have more time.


Keledrath
Size/Type: Medium Construct (Living Construct)
Class: Psychic Warrior 4/ Totemist 2/Soul Manifester 8/Psychic Warrior +6
Hit Dice: 12d8+8d4+60 (134 HP)
Initiative: +2
Speed:30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class:
Base Attack/Grapple: +13/+16
Attack:
Full Attack
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Composite plating, light fortification, living construct traits.
Saves: Fort +15, Ref +10, Will +15
Essentia Pool 8 Capacity 3 (+4 Totem ) Soulmelds 6 Chakra Binds 3
Abilities: Str 16, Dex 14, Con 16, Int 10, Wis 16, Cha 8
Skills:
Feats: Azure Talent, Psycrystal Affinity, Psycarnum Infusion, Power Attack, Psycrystal Containment, Psychic Meditation, Improved Essentia Capacity, Double Chakra (Totem), Multi Attack, Midnight Augmentation
Environment: Neverwinter
Challenge Rating: 20

Edit: Oh and before I forget, yes I give permission.

[IZ42]

I'll cook one up in the morning when I have a Desktop available.

[atemu1234]

I'm too busy these days between work and school - good luck to those doing it, I guess.

[LoyalPaladin]

Nice, what spells are usually prepared?
I'll get that to you once my I get my desktop back from the Windows 10 install!

[Extra Anchovies]

Also... I'm trying to think of what I can do with "Extra Anchovies".

You can do a lot with extra anchovies. You've got more than you'll need, after all, because if you didn't there wouldn't be extra :smallbiggrin:


Guess I'm going to be the first one to jump in! (I hope I'm doing this right?)

Extra Anchovies
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Cleric 6/Bone Knight 4
Hit Dice: 6d8+4d10+20 (68 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares)
Armor Class: 20 (+1 Dex, +9 Armor), touch 11, flat-footed 19
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/+14
Attack: Greatsword +10 melee (2d6+3)
Full Attack: Greatsword +10/+4
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Darkvision
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +3, Will +11
Abilities: Str 16, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 18, Cha 14
Skills: Concentration +17, Ride +4, Spot +8, Listen +8
Feats: Extra Turning, Divine Metamagic, Extend Spell, Persistent Spell
Environment: Neverwinter
Challenge Rating: 12

eeeeeeeee

I'd have a few more feats available (I'd have a base of five, and the Undeath and Planning domains give me Extra Turning and Extend Spell for free; the three extra feats will be Power Attack, Corpse Crafter, and Extra Turning), and some of the numbers are slightly off, but otherwise this is perfect. Thanks :smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin:

Regarding spells prepared, you can pick pretty much whatever you want, but two of my slots each day will go towards Extended, DMM Persisted Divine Power (Cleric 4), Vigor (Cleric 3), Recitation (Cleric 4), and Negative Energy Aura (Cleric 4). They all last 48 hours, so I'd be casting two each day immediately after I prepare spells.

LoyalPaladin
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Paladin 6/Fist of Raziel 5
Hit Dice: 11d10+22 (87 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 20 ft (4 squares)
Armor Class: 24 (10 base, 9 Light Fortification Full Plate +1, 4 Bashing Spiked Heavy Shield +1, 1 Dex), touch 12, FF 23
Base Attack/Grapple: +11/+16
Attack: +1 Valorous Longsword +16 (1d8+6, double on charge attacks)
Full Attack: +1 Valorous Longsword +14/+9/+4 (1d8+6) and +1 Bashing Spiked Heavy Shield +14 (1d8+6)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Smite Evil 5/day (+3 attack, +11 damage, good-aligned and holy, auto-confirmed threats), Magic Circle, Aura of Good, Detect Evil, Divine Grace, Lay on Hands, Aura of Courage, Divine Health, Turn Undead, Charging Smite, Spells (Rhino's Rush x3, Lesser Restoration x1)
Saves: Fort +12, Ref +7, Will +8
Abilities: Str 20, Dex 12, Con 14, Int 10, Wis 14, Cha 16
Skills: Diplomacy +17, Sense Motive +16, Knowledge (Religion) +14
Feats: Power Attack, Servant of the Heavens, Improved Shield Bash, Shield Specialization (Heavy), Agile Shield Fighter
Environment: Krynn
Challenge Rating: 11

[khadgar567]

I don't know about everyone else, but comments like that really don't make me feel inclined towards statting you.


Yeah, actively insulting the creator of these threads does not earn you brownie points in anybody's eyes.
sorry for backstab instead of classic jab but nearly every one of this treats and up as gitp regulars as company employees plus I don't insult him just used greater sarcastic jab to answer his jab but somehow I manege to get crit even I willingly botch my roll to not hit
for any one want to get better understand me please read this (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ubld0CU4qi9ac31h7MQj9WlBsJZfDfx1od_X5_fUUIU/edit?usp=sharing) then try to jab me

[KrimsonNekros]

sorry for backstab instead of classic jab but nearly every one of this treats and up as gitp regulars as company employees plus I don't insult him just used greater sarcastic jab to answer his jab but somehow I manege to get crit even I willingly botch my roll to not hit
for any one want to get better understand me please read this (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ubld0CU4qi9ac31h7MQj9WlBsJZfDfx1od_X5_fUUIU/edit?usp=sharing) then try to jab me

That's why you take 10, duh.:smalltongue:

[khadgar567]

That's why you take 10, duh.:smalltongue:

I actually try to take 5 so I fail but somehow crit via vanilla punch without proficiency

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/OKDVtVf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6SkECkR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uOrB7Z5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TLVZDmr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lyT3XPn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zzpwlMN.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/tXqBPHP.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/XzirR75.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XqrnIdv.jpg
I have no idea what the Zeon stance on tattoos is. Maybe someone who serves in the real-life Zeon military can laugh at my ignorance.

[Bad Wolf]

I consent and gladly give.

[Sagetim]

'nother PSA: Join the foolishness that pops up, it is good for your chances.
Silly people always trying to get us "on track"... seriously

Oh, right, shouldn't you be statted up as a high level druid, what with all your druiding in the previous thread?

And I grant permission to make an npc in my likeness. Do it. It will amuse me.
https://static.orain.org/allthetropes.orain.org/images/f/fe/Xanatos.jpg

[Xuldarinar]

I feel it worth asking: Who here wouldn't actually be a human commoner or expert if accurately represented as an NPC?


..And now for some reason I want to see a high level Karsite spellcaster.

[Extra Anchovies]

I feel it worth asking: Who here wouldn't actually be a human commoner or expert if accurately represented as an NPC?

This is our GitP-verse forms, actually, where (for example) I'm a Bone Knight, IZ is a Monk, and LP's a Paladin.

Pretty much everyone IRL is at most a second-level character with levels in the mundane NPC classes (commoner, expert, warrior, aristocrat) and the elite array, though. Anything past that and people start having too many hit points (a revolver round averages 9 damage, and how many of us would still be standing after two solid hits with a .45?). It's likely that a number of us (especially the younger folks like me) are still first level.

[Jormengand]

I grant permission. Though I already have stats for me (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?433302-Would-you-play-in-this-game-%28Just-curious%29&p=19659552#post19659552). :smalltongue:

[Xuldarinar]

This is our GitP-verse forms, actually, where (for example) I'm a Bone Knight, IZ is a Monk, and LP's a Paladin.

Pretty much everyone IRL is at most a second-level character with levels in the mundane NPC classes (commoner, expert, warrior, aristocrat) and the elite array, though. Anything past that and people start having too many hit points (two revolver rounds averages 18 damage, and how many of us would still be standing after two solid hits with a .45?).

I know. Just figured it was worth asking.

[Milo v3]

I feel it worth asking: Who here wouldn't actually be a human commoner or expert if accurately represented as an NPC?

My parents "summoned" destruction goddesses nearby when I was a baby, so I might be allowed to be a tiefling or sorcerer..... too bad my charisma is too low to cast anything.

[anti-ninja]

Pretty much everyone IRL is at most a second-level character with levels in the mundane NPC classes (commoner, expert, warrior, aristocrat) and the elite array, though. Anything past that and people start having too many hit points (two revolver rounds averages 18 damage, and how many of us would still be standing after two solid hits with a .45?).two shots probably none ,if its only one on the other hand roughly 1 in 10

[khadgar567]

two shots probably none ,if its only one on the other hand roughly 1 in 10

considering myself worth two bullets is honnor. you know I don't think I worth one

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/q6WIVnD.jpg

[khadgar567]

http://i.imgur.com/q6WIVnD.jpg

well when I saiy I dont worth bullet I mean their is billion more important tatgets need to be gone before my damn turn comes so don't waste the bullet for me a simple wmd or diabolic emmision would be more efficent atleast one attack many kill sense
additionally thanks marlowe for thinking me worthy for bullet if you need officer for one of your dead stars gladly work for free

[noob]

NeoPhoenix0
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid
Civilian 1
con: 8 or 9
dex: 11
cha: 13
str: 11
int: 12
sag: 12
hp: 4
Skill focus: Roleplaying
Skills
One maximized profession
Max cross ranks in role-playing
Max ranks into studies
A bunch of ranks into theoretic optimization
init: 0
will: 0
vig :-1
ref :0
CA :10(for all)
Attacks: one attack with the nearest weapon he can grab
Base speed: 30 feet
Base attack/grapple +0/+0
Environment: Earth
Organization: Civilization
Challenge Rating: 1/4
Level Adjustment: +0
Advancement: Thesis+1 to Thesis+50(Medium)
Hair color: IDK
Eyes color: IDK
Religion: IDK
height: IDK
weight: IDK
Alignment: IDK
Many other things: IDK

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/ZcI2epN.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CAw2mLp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sd7lS36.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lpGMNKM.jpg

[LoyalPaladin]

eeeeeeeee
I'm really glad you liked it!


I'd have a few more feats available (I'd have a base of five, and the Undeath and Planning domains give me Extra Turning and Extend Spell for free; the three extra feats will be Power Attack, Corpse Crafter, and Extra Turning), and some of the numbers are slightly off, but otherwise this is perfect. Thanks :smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin:

Regarding spells prepared, you can pick pretty much whatever you want, but two of my slots each day will go towards Extended, DMM Persisted Divine Power (Cleric 4), Vigor (Cleric 3), Recitation (Cleric 4), and Negative Energy Aura (Cleric 4). They all last 48 hours, so I'd be casting two each day immediately after I prepare spells.
Unfortunately I am limited to mobile till tomorrow, but I'll get to work on this ASAP!


LoyalPaladin
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Paladin 6/Fist of Raziel 5
This is awesome! It definitely feels like something I'd play/be! Thanks EA, you've really outdone yo-


Environment: Krynn
You... you remembered... *sheds an axiomatic tear our of sheer happiness*

[Extra Anchovies]

considering myself worth two bullets is honnor. you know I don't think I worth one

Hey, just following the rules here. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmA2WYyw-_A)


This is awesome! It definitely feels like something I'd play/be! Thanks EA, you've really outdone yo-

You... you remembered... *sheds an axiomatic tear our of sheer happiness*

:biggrin:

[IZ42]

I was going to do one for Xuldarinar, but I couldn't figure out how to build him. I was thinking using Shadowcaster with the PrC and ACF based on him, but I suck at 3.5 and don't know the shadowcasting subsystem.

EDIT: Permissions List!

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Renen (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695112&postcount=3)
Sayt (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19695195&postcount=4)
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Milo v3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700649&postcount=53)
Dusk Eclipse (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19700783&postcount=55)
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Sagetim (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701753&postcount=65)
Jormengand (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701896&postcount=68)


That should be all of them!

[Eldan]

Permission granted.

I'd stat some of you, but I don't know any of you, I think. Probably because you're all forum newcomers and should get off my lawn.

[atemu1234]

Permission granted.

I'd stat some of you, but I don't know any of you, I think. Probably because you're all forum newcomers and should get off my lawn.

Don't be like that.

[Blackhawk748]

Permission granted.

I'd stat some of you, but I don't know any of you, I think. Probably because you're all forum newcomers and should get off my lawn.

Whelp, now i need to figure out how to make a Vermin-mancer.....

[Dusk Eclipse]

Isn't there a prestige class in the BoVD that is just that? Otherwise there are a couple of feats in Eberron books for Vermin focused druids... though Eldan always struck me as a more scholarly-wizard type.

[Blackhawk748]

Isn't there a prestige class in the BoVD that is just that? Otherwise there are a couple of feats in Eberron books for Vermin focused druids... though Eldan always struck me as a more scholarly-wizard type.

True, but he really loves his rat people, so i figured a caster with an army of rats was appropriate.

[Larkas]

Permission granted!

[NeoPhoenix0]

Edit up front:
Permission granted.

I'd stat some of you, but I don't know any of you, I think. Probably because you're all forum newcomers and should get off my lawn.

what aboutKeledrath?
End edit


Whelp, now i need to figure out how to make a Vermin-mancer.....

Maybe Drow of the Underdark?


NeoPhoenix0
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid
Civilian 1

I spent a long day at work thinking about how I should comment on this, so this is pretty wordy and i don't expect many people to read it.

k, don't this too personal now

First, some congratulations, you are going to be the first person to get me to tell you more than just a passing thought of IRL stuff on this forum and I believe the first person to get me to talk as long as i will seriously without getting distracted/silly/bored/whatever.

Second, I think i might like you... Maybe...

Third, quick statements (do not take too seriously, I can get quite cold in this area at times), I can appreciate a bit of satire as long as it is funny/fun, the only place i see this being funny is maybe a bit of roasting. If it is a caricature I'm not sure it entirely fits me since this is a rather small part of my life. I can appreciate this as trying to be realistic, but at the same time that ends up being a little insulting for reasons laid out in the spoiler. Though in the end it does fit into my thought process as I often imagine my brain as a bunch of caricatures representing various parts of my personality when I think introspectively.

Finally applicability
The intelligence and study comments are Probably deserved, well maybe not the int for strange reasons, I am in college and last time i checked had a pretty high IQ (though honestly the only reason i score so good on tests that test actual knowledge is by piecing together information from the all of the questions on the test with whatever i actually remember and it usually comes out to an A.) I suppose i do know a decent bit about optimization, though not as much as other people. Got a really good resource index though so i can find almost any 3.5 related thing within a half hour.

Personally I think my I am probably a lot less intelligent but make up for it with wisdom and raw logic (, I always did take to my philosophy classes really well. Probably not as smart as a lot of the people around me make me out to be. As for Cha, I have a strong often intimidating and free-spirited force of personallity, even though it can be a bit boring to people who don't meet me in person ( I really don't get why people react so differently when they can actually hear my voice with all the strange inflections, I also don't get why people think i am constantly judging them, I am not. Though i do often analyse situations to see if i want to ignore someone, try to for lack of a better word "teach" or just observe.) Probably about 11 str based on my current capabilities at the Gym (used to be much stronger.) Actually quite dexterous though my constitution is definitely abysmal.

(this humongous paragraph is just me stating how unrealistic these games are at portraying actual people.)
Now for some reason some words about the inequality of life. For all of these situations life has a habit of helping or hurting people's chances quite randomly. d20 is horrible at representing reality. Many people often don't try very hard to make anything of themselves and end up if below average in everything. Some people try very hard and end up with the equivalent of a lv20 capstone power in a one ore a few areas. Then there are some people who try to live a varied life and try many things mostly becoming good at whichever ones they feel inclined towards actually putting effort into (though some people are just practically born good at some things.) There are many different types of people. As for my situation, I try many things. I got to be pretty good at drawing according to many people and was switching places between best and secound best flute in a concert band "think miniature orchestra for people who don't know what i mean". Learned a lot about grappling in scholastic wrestling. Got decent at martial arts, but never had the drive neccasary to go through with the horrifying black belt test. I am a born natural sharpshooter with a rifle (2 times before they let me use the target with 10 different bulls-eyes they only gave me 10/10 bulls-eyes because if it wasn't then it meant i missed entirely which was unlikely; they were scoring the first one while i was shooting the secound one so it is understandable), but pretty average with a pistol. I am passable at archery though I can't claim to be good. Done a little metal working. Do my own car work. Made some pretty good things in a wood-shop such as the desk i use. Dabble in all kinds of sciences and random trivia in my spare time. Play way too many video games. Watch a lot of anime and youtube videos. And of course occasionally play d&d.

I honestly have no idea why I wrote this, but a thorough response was the only thing that felt right. I think my sense of the ironic meaning of irony was kicking in.

[khadgar567]

Edit up front:

what aboutKeledrath?
End edit



Maybe Drow of the Underdark?



I spent a long day at work thinking about how I should comment on this, so this is pretty wordy and i don't expect many people to read it.

k, don't this too personal now

First, some congratulations, you are going to be the first person to get me to tell you more than just a passing thought of IRL stuff on this forum and I believe the first person to get me to talk as long as i will seriously without getting distracted/silly/bored/whatever.

Second, I think i might like you... Maybe...

Third, quick statements (do not take too seriously, I can get quite cold in this area at times), I can appreciate a bit of satire as long as it is funny/fun, the only place i see this being funny is maybe a bit of roasting. If it is a caricature I'm not sure it entirely fits me since this is a rather small part of my life. I can appreciate this as trying to be realistic, but at the same time that ends up being a little insulting for reasons laid out in the spoiler. Though in the end it does fit into my thought process as I often imagine my brain as a bunch of caricatures representing various parts of my personality when I think introspectively.

Finally applicability
The intelligence and study comments are Probably deserved, well maybe not the int for strange reasons, I am in college and last time i checked had a pretty high IQ (though honestly the only reason i score so good on tests that test actual knowledge is by piecing together information from the all of the questions on the test with whatever i actually remember and it usually comes out to an A.) I suppose i do know a decent bit about optimization, though not as much as other people. Got a really good resource index though so i can find almost any 3.5 related thing within a half hour.

Personally I think my I am probably a lot less intelligent but make up for it with wisdom and raw logic (, I always did take to my philosophy classes really well. Probably not as smart as a lot of the people around me make me out to be. As for Cha, I have a strong often intimidating and free-spirited force of personallity, even though it can be a bit boring to people who don't meet me in person ( I really don't get why people react so differently when they can actually hear my voice with all the strange inflections, I also don't get why people think i am constantly judging them, I am not. Though i do often analyse situations to see if i want to ignore someone, try to for lack of a better word "teach" or just observe.) Probably about 11 str based on my current capabilities at the Gym (used to be much stronger.) Actually quite dexterous though my constitution is definitely abysmal.

(this humongous paragraph is just me stating how unrealistic these games are at portraying actual people.)
Now for some reason some words about the inequality of life. For all of these situations life has a habit of helping or hurting people's chances quite randomly. d20 is horrible at representing reality. Many people often don't try very hard to make anything of themselves and end up if below average in everything. Some people try very hard and end up with the equivalent of a lv20 capstone power in a one ore a few areas. Then there are some people who try to live a varied life and try many things mostly becoming good at whichever ones they feel inclined towards actually putting effort into (though some people are just practically born good at some things.) There are many different types of people. As for my situation, I try many things. I got to be pretty good at drawing according to many people and was switching places between best and secound best flute in a concert band "think miniature orchestra for people who don't know what i mean". Learned a lot about grappling in scholastic wrestling. Got decent at martial arts, but never had the drive neccasary to go through with the horrifying black belt test. I am a born natural sharpshooter with a rifle (2 times before they let me use the target with 10 different bulls-eyes they only gave me 10/10 bulls-eyes because if it wasn't then it meant i missed entirely which was unlikely; they were scoring the first one while i was shooting the secound one so it is understandable), but pretty average with a pistol. I am passable at archery though I can't claim to be good. Done a little metal working. Do my own car work. Made some pretty good things in a wood-shop such as the desk i use. Dabble in all kinds of sciences and random trivia in my spare time. Play way too many video games. Watch a lot of anime and youtube videos. And of course occasionally play d&d.

I honestly have no idea why I wrote this, but a thorough response was the only thing that felt right. I think my sense of the ironic meaning of irony was kicking in.

neo please take a deep bread you are like Nora Valkyrie from rwby only even more sugar high and more tended to induce wtf mate ?

[Kymme]

Permission granted. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19706531&postcount=89) Might as well join the madness sooner than later.

[Extra Anchovies]

As an alternative to the 1st-level commoner (really, guys? We're statting out GitP-verse versions of ourselves and you pick commoner?), consider the following:

NeoPhoenix0
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Factotum 5/Chameleon 7
Hit Dice: 12d8 (58 HP)
Initiative: +6
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 18 (10 base, 2 Dex, 6 Feycraft Mithral Thistledown Chain Shirt +2), touch 12, FF 16
Base Attack/Grapple: +8/+12
Attack: Unarmed Strike +10 (1d4)
Full Attack: Unarmed Strike +10/+5 (1d4)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Qualities: Inspiration (4), Cunning Insight, Cunning Knowledge, Trapfinding, Arcane Dilettante (2 spells, maximum level 2), Brains Over Brawn, Cunning Defense, Cunning Strike, Opportunistic Piety, Aptitude Focus 2/day (+4), Floating Bonus Feat, Mimic Class Feature 2/day, Ability Boon +4, Double Aptitude
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +8, Will +6
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 14, Con 10, Int 18, Wis 16, Cha 15
Skills: Spot +18, Perform (Wind) +17, Craft (Painting) +19, Tumble +21, Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering) +19, Intimidate +17, Diplomacy +17, Sense Motive +18, Gather Information +17, Craft (Metalworking) +12, Craft (Woodworking) +12
Feats: Improved Initiative, Able Learner, Weapon Finesse, Improved Unarmed Strike, Improved Grapple, [Floating Bonus Feat]
Environment: Any
Challenge Rating: 12

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/qenP5CC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/s74ORB5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ld1UXUb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fQ87nIY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HAyb4yI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SpV9bUP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OGRmZpY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iTbk7fY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4MeKnYO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TF3pOWT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/J7AMmfZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ugV29Qk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZASxWQz.jpg

[noob]

Edit up front:
Comment on the build suggesting to raise some stats and to lower two stats

Well I re-balanced the stats based on what you said.
Also personally I like a lot the second character(the factotum/chameleon) which have been built for you.

[NeoPhoenix0]

NeoPhoenix0
Size/Type: Medium Human
Class: Factotum 5/Chameleon 7

Oh wow, I was not expecting this, or anyone to actually read that wall of text. You know the entire point of that one paragraph with my many hobbies was to point out how silly it is to try and be realistic in d&d. Though it does give you a chance to use all of those huge number of skill points. I really need to play a factotum sometime, probably not a very optimized one though. I could probably find some interesting interactions between its abilities for a bit of fun.

[Eldan]

Psh. Realistic version of me:

Eldan
Human Expert 3
Str 8, Dex 7, Con 6, Int 15, Wis 12, Cha 10
Feats: Skill Focus: Knowledge (nature), Iron Will, Open minded

Most of us would be similar to that, more or less. Slightly different, but similar stat array, few different feats, but more or less like that. It's not very interesting.

[Milo v3]

Iirc according to the PF alcohol rules, I'd have a con score of at least 20. So the rest of my array is either very very good cause I picked a good array, or abysmal cause it's point buy.

[khadgar567]

Iirc according to the PF alcohol rules, I'd have a con score of at least 20. So the rest of my array is either very very good cause I picked a good array, or abysmal cause it's point buy.
me vanilla average Joe aka standard array for stats
flaw still sane among the insane
class common man

[Jormengand]

Psh. Realistic version of me:

Eldan
Human Expert 3
Str 8, Dex 7, Con 6, Int 15, Wis 12, Cha 10
Feats: Skill Focus: Knowledge (nature), Iron Will, Open minded

Most of us would be similar to that, more or less. Slightly different, but similar stat array, few different feats, but more or less like that. It's not very interesting.

I put myself as:

Human, 2nd-level Expert
Size and Type: Medium humanoid (human)
Hit Dice: 2d6-2 (5 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft (6 squares)
Armour Class: 11 (1 dex)
Space and Reach: +1/+0
Attack: Unarmed Strike +1 melee (1d3-1)
Full Attack: Unarmed Strike +1 melee (1d3-1)
Space and Reach: 5 ft/5 ft
Special Attacks: Harm (Self only) 1/day
Special Qualities: Human traits
Saves: Fort -1 Ref +1 Wil +5
Abilities: Str 8 Dex 12 Con 8 Wis 14 Int 18 Cha 10
Skills: Craft (Alchemy) +9, Heal +10, Hide +6, Knowledge (Engineering) +9, Knowledge (Nature) +9 Knowledge (Religion) +9, Move Silently +6, Perform (Oratory) +5, Sleight of Hand +6, Swim +7, Tumble +6
Feats: Skill focus (Heal), Skill Focus (Swim)
Environment: Cities and towns.
Organisation: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 1
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always True Neutral
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: 0

[IZ42]

If we're doing this, I'm probably something like this:

Human, 3rd-level Warrior (Favored Class: Warrior)
Size and Type: Medium humanoid (human)
Hit Dice: 3d10 (18 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft (6 squares)
Armour Class: 11 (1 dex)
Attack: Unarmed Strike +5 melee (1d3+2), Pocket Knife +5 Melee (1d4+2)
Full Attack: Unarmed Strike +5 melee (1d3+2), Pocket Knife +5 Melee (1d4+2)
Space and Reach: 5 ft/5 ft
Special Attacks: Grapple +7
Saves: Fort +3 Ref +2 Wil +4
Abilities: Str 14 Dex 12 Con 10 Wis 7 Int 16 Cha 8
Skills: Perform (Cello) +9, Swim +7, Knowledge (Nature) +5, Knowledge (History) +5, Intimidate +5, Knowledge (Dungeoneering) +4, Stealth +3, Bluff +2
Feats: Keen Intellect, Improved Unarmed Strike, Skill Focus (Perform [Cello]), Flaw: Inattentive (Feat: Improved Grapple)
Environment: Suburbs.
Organisation: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 2
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always True Neutral
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: 0
Traits: Clever Wordplay (Perform)

[Sagetim]

Oh wow, I was not expecting this, or anyone to actually read that wall of text. You know the entire point of that one paragraph with my many hobbies was to point out how silly it is to try and be realistic in d&d. Though it does give you a chance to use all of those huge number of skill points. I really need to play a factotum sometime, probably not a very optimized one though. I could probably find some interesting interactions between its abilities for a bit of fun.

Psh, I would have statted you up as an arcane heirophant because of your shadow druid tendencies in the previous GITP regulars thread.:P

[LoyalPaladin]

Psh, I would have statted you up as an arcane heirophant because of your shadow druid tendencies in the previous GITP regulars thread.:P
NeoPhoenix strikes me as a Chaotician at times.

[NeoPhoenix0]

NeoPhoenix strikes me as a Chaotician at times.

For some reason looking at the Chaotician made me think of combining the duskblade and shadowcaster in a build. That was right after thinking that the prc would look good on a duskblade then shadowcasters are both int and cha based. Finally who needs the chaotician. I think that is the main problem i have with the prc it makes me think of other things to do besides it.

Unfortunately as the shadowcaster advances his casting, his low level spells become unable to be channeled. Though the channeling is a little bit tenuous in the first place.

Edit: I do love the Theory of the Strange Tropes though

[illyahr]

I grant permission! Let's see what you can make of me. :smallsmile:

Oh, as an aside: I'm named after a silver half-dragon paladin that I've used in game on occasion (that's for you, LP :smalltongue:)

[IZ42]

I like how when any gamers have to stat themselves, they usually have almost genius level IQs. :smallbiggrin:

To be fair, I only gave myself a 16, which is probably closer to a 15 than anything. I used to be smarter, but then kickboxing. I think I might have gotten a concussion and not realized it.

Though the weird thing is my grasp of Math is far more limited than my grasp of History and Science.

[Sagetim]

I like how when any gamers have to stat themselves, they usually have almost genius level IQs. :smallbiggrin:

To be fair, when I take the tests that are online, they tend to rate me at a 16 to 17, sometimes 18 for int. And then there's that one of 'what class are you' that everyone seems to have in their sig, and mine came out as Dungeon Master.

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/6FgOf9f.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hBLKoNg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xojdjeu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0qBQwNU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/I0cm3xn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eu2NYMR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AxbKhvQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5KzFqBv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CGtH3az.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vPbz6Cz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HOyBHTZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zYzKCKM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KZcsv7t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wKbm2rr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ixbNmGv.jpg

[atemu1234]

I like how when any gamers have to stat themselves, they usually have almost genius level IQs. :smallbiggrin:

You haven't seen my tests.

To be fair, D&D is a complex game. I'm fairly certain most of us who play it have above-average IQs. In my experience, at least.

[IZ42]

You haven't seen my tests.

To be fair, D&D is a complex game. I'm fairly certain most of us who play it have above-average IQs. In my experience, at least.

The 'Worst Players' Thread begs to differ.

[atemu1234]

The 'Worst Players' Thread begs to differ.

Most people there do not understand the intricacies of the game or are just jerks, intelligence quotient besides.

[Blackhawk748]

The 'Worst Players' Thread begs to differ.

Thats Charisma :smalltongue:

[IZ42]

Thats Charisma :smalltongue:

Many of those people would have regular or high Charisma. Charisma does not automatically equate to likeability or even social capability. You can have someone who does not understand other people at all and still have a forceful or overbearing personality.

There are also people in there who can't do 6th grade math or remember anything they've been told, despite playing such a game for <X> time and/or being in their 20s, indicative of low intelligence.

[Blackhawk748]

Many of those people would have regular or high Charisma. Charisma does not automatically equate to likeability or even social capability. You can have someone who does not understand other people at all and still have a forceful or overbearing personality.

There are also people in there who can't do 6th grade math or remember anything they've been told, despite playing such a game for <X> time and/or being in their 20s, indicative of low intelligence.

That is valid, mental stats always seemed to have a lot of overlap to me.

[Jormengand]

I like how when any gamers have to stat themselves, they usually have almost genius level IQs. :smallbiggrin:

Technically, I actually do. Which makes me think less of myself as clever and more of everyone else as really stupid. :smalltongue:

[khadgar567]

Technically, I actually do. Which makes me think less of myself as clever and more of everyone else as really stupid. :smalltongue:
I hear you jormengand sometimes I really need to make sanity check by seeing regular people do insane stuff like in d&d terms cast epic fireball in non epic first level while dumping all casting stats to 3( and with out using forgotten tradition feat)

[TheifofZ]

I hereby give permission to NPC the heck out of me.

And yeah. People are batcrap insane, guys. Absolutely out there. It's pretty nuts.

[khadgar567]

I hereby give permission to NPC the heck out of me.

And yeah. People are batcrap insane, guys. Absolutely out there. It's pretty nuts.

sorry bud but what I see is vanilla mortal doing wtf inducing thinks and judge you insane instead of checking with mental institution for their mental healt

[TheifofZ]

sorry bud but what I see is vanilla mortal doing wtf inducing thinks and judge you insane instead of checking with mental institution for their mental healt

Let's try this again. With actual english this time. Did you mean "what I see is a vanilla mortal doing wtf inducing things before judging you insane, instead of checking with a mental help institution to judge their mental health"?
Or... something else?

[Milo v3]

sorry bud but what I see is vanilla mortal doing wtf inducing thinks and judge you insane instead of checking with mental institution for their mental healt

That... didn't really make sense at all with what you replied to. :smallconfused:

[khadgar567]

Let's try this again. With actual english this time. Did you mean "what I see is a vanilla mortal doing wtf inducing things before judging you insane, instead of checking with a mental help institution to judge their mental health"?
Or... something else?

yep that all it try to say

[TheifofZ]

yep that all it try to say

Pulp Fiction references spring readily to mind, but I'll forgo the obvious and let it slide in favor of just asking.
English isn't your first language, is it?

[Marlowe]

sorry bud but what I see is vanilla mortal doing wtf inducing thinks and judge you insane instead of checking with mental institution for their mental healt

"I apologise, my friend. But all I see are normal people doing bizarre things [implied: That such things aren't that bizarre at all] and [I] pronounce you insane [for calling them crazy] before obtaining a report on their condition by a registered mental health professional."

Response: Tech: Dragonslave: I was not aware that professional citations were required before posting off-hand comments on the internet.

[khadgar567]

Pulp Fiction references spring readily to mind, but I'll forgo the obvious and let it slide in favor of just asking.
English isn't your first language, is it?

yes my mother language is Turkish
and that was accident on reference part

[noob]

As a npc I would be something like
Noob
Size/Type: Medium Humanoid
Commoner 1
con: 4
dex: 2
cha: 3
str: 2
int: 3
wis: 3
hp: 0
Flaw:Frail(allows to get 0 from a hd)
Skills
Nothing I never trained any skill
init: -4
will: -4
fort:-3
ref :-4
CA :5(for all)
Attacks: none
Base speed: 0 feet(unconscious)
Base attack/grapple 0/-4
Environment: Earth
Organization: Civilization
Challenge Rating: 0
Level Adjustment: +0
Advancement: None(medium)

[TheifofZ]

[Snip]
sag: 3
hp: 0
Flaw:Frail(allows to get 0 from a hd)
[Snip]
init: -4
will: -4
vig :-4
ref :-4
[Snip]
Oh, man. What Edition are you using, to include stats that start below 3, Sag in place of Wis, Vig in place of Fort, and having permanent 0 HP? I haven't touched the older ones in a long time, after all.

[IZ42]

Oh, man. What Edition are you using, to include stats that start below 3, Sag in place of Wis, Vig in place of Fort, and having permanent 0 HP? I haven't touched the older ones in a long time, after all.

This person also uses 'Planar Shepherd of the Far Realms' for an answer to anything asked on this forum, so I'm not entirely sure they're in their right mind. I suspect they're the reincarnation of a certain drako person, though I haven't seen any shirtless sorcerers from him.

[NeoPhoenix0]

This person also uses 'Planar Shepherd of the Far Realms' for an answer to anything asked on this forum, so I'm not entirely sure they're in their right mind. I suspect they're the reincarnation of a certain drako person, though I haven't seen any shirtless sorcerers from him.

but the far realms are not a plane, they are an existence outside the normal rules used for planes.

[IZ42]

but the far realms are not a plane, they are an existence outside the normal rules used for planes.

I never said it was legal, and your confirmation of that fact further reinforces my suspicions.

Edit: Apparently there's a blank 5e sheet that I have no knowledge of making in my myth weavers sheet library :smalleek:

[NeoPhoenix0]

I like how when any gamers have to stat themselves, they usually have almost genius level IQs. :smallbiggrin:

to be fair a number of people on this forum probably run an IQ in the ball park of the 110s and 120s. That would put their IQ in the 13-15 using normal distribution to estimate a comparison (with 3d6 rolls to get the bell curve for the int score). This kind of comparison doesn't account for people with super genius IQs like Stephen Hawking because they are so rare. Using this I would put my int at about ~17 give or take 1 because I need to have a more reliable IQ test taken before I can narrow mine down... To be honest I was not expecting that.

If you must know you would end up with a chart something kinda like this using normal distributions.



Int
IQ


3
57


4
66


5
72


6
78


7
83


8
88


9
93


10
98


11
102


12
107


13
112


14
117


15
122


16
128


17
134


18
143




Edit: also, add 1 to the int column for each time you get an age bonus... for reasons...

[atemu1234]

Technically, I actually do. Which makes me think less of myself as clever and more of everyone else as really stupid. :smalltongue:

Same.


yes my mother language is Turkish
and that was accident on reference part

My mother language is english. My father language is latin.

[TheifofZ]

to be fair a number of people on this forum probably run an IQ in the ball park of the 110s and 120s. That would put their IQ in the 13-15 using normal distribution to estimate a comparison (with 3d6 rolls to get the bell curve for the int score). This kind of comparison doesn't account for people with super genius IQs like Stephen Hawking because they are so rare. Using this I would put my int at about ~17 give or take 1 because I need to have a more reliable IQ test taken before I can narrow mine down... To be honest I was not expecting that.

If you must know you would end up with a chart something kinda like this using normal distributions.



Int
IQ


3
57


4
66


5
72


6
78


7
83


8
88


9
93


10
98


11
102


12
107


13
112


14
117


15
122


16
128


17
134


18
143




Edit: also, add 1 to the int column for each time you get an age bonus... for reasons...
However, f we're using Int-to-IQ, this means that a person's Int Score fluctuates on a day to day basis, just as a normal person's IQ does.
Which would change the rules for D&D completely, so maybe it's best they don't hew too closely, after all.
As an aside, this chart would put me somewhere between 14 and 18, based on the time of day and what I've been doing lately...

Although I wonder how my friend's Player persuaded the GM to let him start with an Int ballparking closer to 22... Wish I could be that persuasive.

[NeoPhoenix0]

However, f we're using Int-to-IQ, this means that a person's Int Score fluctuates on a day to day basis, just as a normal person's IQ does.
Which would change the rules for D&D completely, so maybe it's best they don't hew too closely, after all.
As an aside, this chart would put me somewhere between 14 and 18, based on the time of day and what I've been doing lately...

Although I wonder how my friend's Player persuaded the GM to let him start with an Int ballparking closer to 22... Wish I could be that persuasive.

Hm, I would be very interesting in the research that says IQ changes like that, especially given what an IQ score means.

[TheifofZ]

Hm, I would be very interesting in the research that says IQ changes like that, especially given what an IQ score means.

Actually, applying a little logic here works wonders; people change as they are exposed to new things, and the way they approach problems can change too. Depending on health, stress, and other 'environmental' factors, how clearly and quickly you can think things through changes fairly regularly as well.
I wouldn't expect someone's IQ to jump a dozen points from monday to friday, but standard testing might see a drift of a couple points depending on if you got 5 to 6 hours of sleep instead of 8, or if you're really distracted by debt, or if you're all stuffed up because of 'seasonal allergies' or so on.

This is also because IQ tests aren't absolute, and as much as we'd like to claim otherwise, there's a lot that goes on in the human mind that people just plain don't understand enough to generate an absolute accurate measurement of how intelligent someone is, such that we can perfectly pinpoint an exact number that permanently describes a person.

[Sagetim]

Actually, applying a little logic here works wonders; people change as they are exposed to new things, and the way they approach problems can change too. Depending on health, stress, and other 'environmental' factors, how clearly and quickly you can think things through changes fairly regularly as well.
I wouldn't expect someone's IQ to jump a dozen points from monday to friday, but standard testing might see a drift of a couple points depending on if you got 5 to 6 hours of sleep instead of 8, or if you're really distracted by debt, or if you're all stuffed up because of 'seasonal allergies' or so on.

This is also because IQ tests aren't absolute, and as much as we'd like to claim otherwise, there's a lot that goes on in the human mind that people just plain don't understand enough to generate an absolute accurate measurement of how intelligent someone is, such that we can perfectly pinpoint an exact number that permanently describes a person.

Some people are also much better test takers than others. And no IQ test that I'm aware of is administered in a perfect set of conditions. Every one that I was put through as a kid involved an adult administering the test during the IQ test, so there are additional potential anxiety factors there.

And even then, IQ isn't the end all be all for measuring intelligence (and it's not the best measure for success in life). So, while I find the 'IQ to Int score' interesting, I'm pretty sure that Int score for dnd is supposed to include more than just IQ.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Actually, applying a little logic here works wonders; people change as they are exposed to new things, and the way they approach problems can change too. Depending on health, stress, and other 'environmental' factors, how clearly and quickly you can think things through changes fairly regularly as well.
I wouldn't expect someone's IQ to jump a dozen points from monday to friday, but standard testing might see a drift of a couple points depending on if you got 5 to 6 hours of sleep instead of 8, or if you're really distracted by debt, or if you're all stuffed up because of 'seasonal allergies' or so on.

This is also because IQ tests aren't absolute, and as much as we'd like to claim otherwise, there's a lot that goes on in the human mind that people just plain don't understand enough to generate an absolute accurate measurement of how intelligent someone is, such that we can perfectly pinpoint an exact number that permanently describes a person.

That is fine and all but an IQ score is an estimate of your relative intelligence to other people in your age category. Not some level of brain function.

[noob]

"Oh, man. What Edition are you using, to include stats that start below 3, Sag in place of Wis, Vig in place of Fort, and having permanent 0 HP? I haven't touched the older ones in a long time, after all. "
Fixed the confusions I did about the names
Real life allows you to start as a vegetable and npcs does not have all the player made restriction and you probably read "Re: [3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as NPCs" which means that you have far less restrictions than with players.
Also there is no problem having a 2 in any stat except for intelligence when you read the monstrous player rules and I do not remember non monstrous rules who forbid to start with 2 int(half orc + 4 initial int can do that if I remember well)
And for the planar shepherd of the far realms I never said it was the solution to everything for example for destroying huge things you need years of real life playing(so for example you want to destroy a city is is going to take tons of time compared to 10^15 better builds around there) and I never said it was the best build and also it is a 100% non spontaneous caster and with the way of playing I did you are going to need thousand of years of saying "I sleep" "I cast spell 1 then spell 2 then spell 3 then it is the end of my workday and I eat food and I sleep again"(the humans in real life sadly lives only one and a half century at most and also they get bored fast with something like this build) also if you are in a world where builds of an equivalent cheese level exists 1: you are going to be wrecked by an ice assassin who lives in the far realms itself and is permanently under the effect of time stop(and who in addition use greater celerity and initially can cast an unlimited number of quickened spells per round) and who rain destruction with portals and trans-dimensional spells.
The planar shepherd only interest is that it is fairly simple but even for that there is probably builds infinitely better in simplicity and power and number of words per action simultaneously(Like maybe chain wishes with properly formulated wishes making all the work to be done by the gm now you can go away and do other things until the gm said he did not wanted to manage an infinite chain of wishes).
So in fact the planar shepherd is a solution only if you want to beat regulars encounter(base manuals monsters played in an unoptimal way) and for having multiple weaknesses even against those encounter like "You encounter a dire tortoise and it charges at you" since not only your planar bubble might include opponents(if they get near enough) but you also need to win the initiative for casting your plannar bubble before the opponents acts so for example this build is not going to protect you from rogues.
I proposed it as a villain because one person wanted for TO gish builds to fight his players but it was mostly because it was a little TO but beatable.(and I still thinks there is many better builds in this niche)
Then I forgot where is the other threads where I posted this and also the reasons.
For having permanently 0 hp it is doable in 3.5 with the frail flaw
Description in 3.5
Frail
You are thin and weak of frame.
Effect
Subtract 1 from the number of hit points you gain at each level. This flaw can reduce the number of hit points you gain to 0 (but not below).
Special
You must have a Constitution of 4 or higher to take this flaw.
So with 4 con and this flaw I have -4 hp per level and it can be 0 allowing my commoner to have 0 hp at level 1(in addition he is never going to gain hp)(again I changed the constitution for being able to take this flaw)
Else for the far realms here is a description of what it can be from the manual of planes:
FAR REALM
Also called Outside, the Far Realm is a plane—or perhaps
a space beyond the planes
So yes it also means that the planar shepherd of the far realms not only need for the campaign to include the far realms but also for it to consider it as a plane so it is incredibly hard to find a campaign allowing this build because not only it must be cheese permissive but also to have an extremely precise sight of the far realms and to allow a planar shepherd of the far realms knowing it paralyses the game for then real life years but then in that campaign you get blasted by khepri.

[Snowbluff]

So, uh... what's going on? :smallconfused:

[atemu1234]

to be fair a number of people on this forum probably run an IQ in the ball park of the 110s and 120s. That would put their IQ in the 13-15 using normal distribution to estimate a comparison (with 3d6 rolls to get the bell curve for the int score). This kind of comparison doesn't account for people with super genius IQs like Stephen Hawking because they are so rare. Using this I would put my int at about ~17 give or take 1 because I need to have a more reliable IQ test taken before I can narrow mine down... To be honest I was not expecting that.

If you must know you would end up with a chart something kinda like this using normal distributions.



Int
IQ


3
57


4
66


5
72


6
78


7
83


8
88


9
93


10
98


11
102


12
107


13
112


14
117


15
122


16
128


17
134


18
143




Edit: also, add 1 to the int column for each time you get an age bonus... for reasons...

Uh.... then where would an IQ that places consistently between 180 and 160 go?

[Eldan]

Well, if we assume that the IQ-bellcurve follows the 3d6 bellcurve in that way, all IQs of 143 and up are Int 18. Of course, there are Ints over 18, so that doesn't quite hold up.

[Sagetim]

So, uh... what's going on? :smallconfused:

*hides behind Snowbluff* some kind of debate about IQ and Int scores and other such things. I'm just going to stay where it's safe...behind a paladin.

[Snowbluff]

*hides behind Snowbluff* some kind of debate about IQ and Int scores and other such things. I'm just going to stay where it's safe...behind a paladin.

behind a paladin.

paladin
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/974/456/36c.gif
Do you think I'm a paladin? That's flattering.
TV tropes link to trap people, and I'm done. Excellent.
But seriously, what? I thought you all already statted your actual selves. You need other people to stat your fictional selves. For a bunch of guys claiming to be really smart, you are really missing the point. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint?from=Main.CompletelyMissi ngThePoint) :smalltongue:

[IZ42]

*hides behind Snowbluff* some kind of debate about IQ and Int scores and other such things. I'm just going to stay where it's safe...behind a paladin.

You'll want LP then. Snowbluff is anything but a paladin.

I'll put you through to him. LP, distressed person on line 2, distressed person on line 2. Asking for a paladin to cower behind.

EDIT: LP, we've got a situation involving snowbluff. Please report, STAT.

[TheifofZ]

I believe I have refrained from stating myself for that very reason, yes.

So now I sit here and wait and idly debate the exact state of the IQ to Int rate.
And would you believe, I didn't even mean for that to rhyme? Quirky.

[Jormengand]

You need other people to stat your fictional selves.

Yeah, well, that's their fault, not mine!

[Zaydos]

I'll give permission, eh why not.

This isn't homebrew, though, so don't expect much from me this thread... unless I decide to stat someone out as a god/Jack/Final Fantasy character for my own amusement.

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/amBmXKZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bGyW4K3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mxHVh6X.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/suxcEQF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/muQNtm1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9o3aZel.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vU7rSpz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kPbmv3g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IXq1tf4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JHQUnzl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/auZ5q3n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UXtHfQL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EkUMuaQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/betrybk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/G6r4Wpe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AkqdrDJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ANTNeTw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bSG6zT0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QXtmrHV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FDa9LoH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IbTSPWo.jpg

[Socratov]

http://i.imgur.com/amBmXKZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bGyW4K3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mxHVh6X.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/suxcEQF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/muQNtm1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9o3aZel.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vU7rSpz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kPbmv3g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IXq1tf4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JHQUnzl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/auZ5q3n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UXtHfQL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EkUMuaQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/betrybk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/G6r4Wpe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nzruJcF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ANTNeTw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bSG6zT0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QXtmrHV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FDa9LoH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IbTSPWo.jpg
ehm, Marlowe, did you leave any part of the 4th wall intact there? I mean, I'm reading deadpool levels of breaking here...

[khadgar567]

ehm, Marlowe, did you leave any part of the 4th wall intact there? I mean, I'm reading deadpool levels of breaking here...

socratov you might want to roll craft check for your 4th wall counter mine gives still intact message

[KrimsonNekros]

OH GOD! Someone give me hand holding this shoring up quick!

[Socratov]

socratov you might want to roll craft check for your 4th wall counter mine gives still intact message

Khadgar, you might want to recheck the 4th wall and roll for it because it's broken alright...

[Marlowe]

If I don't have characters that are aware of their own status as fictional characters and have some knowledge of others from outside their own franchise , then I'll be stuck with spending the entire strip having them explain the rules of various universes to each other as though that somehow advances the plot or is funny in and of itself.

There are comics that are like that. I don't tend to pay much attention to them.

[IZ42]

http://i.imgur.com/amBmXKZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bGyW4K3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mxHVh6X.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/suxcEQF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/muQNtm1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9o3aZel.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vU7rSpz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kPbmv3g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IXq1tf4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JHQUnzl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/auZ5q3n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UXtHfQL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EkUMuaQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/betrybk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/G6r4Wpe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AkqdrDJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ANTNeTw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bSG6zT0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QXtmrHV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FDa9LoH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IbTSPWo.jpg

*Exhales sharply through noise*

[Marlowe]

On an unrelated note:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/0/0b/Adrastea-class.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20130504103448

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/0/09/A-gedlav.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101230085023
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7617624/images/1263683738682.jpg
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/5/52/Zanscare.png/revision/latest?cb=20141103123558
ZANSCARE

If it had any sense or dignity to it, it wasn't us.

[Ashtagon]

someone make me please

[Socratov]

If I don't have characters that are aware of their own status as fictional characters and have some knowledge of others from outside their own franchise , then I'll be stuck with spending the entire strip having them explain the rules of various universes to each other as though that somehow advances the plot or is funny in and of itself.

There are comics that are like that. I don't tend to pay much attention to them.

Yet concepts like XP and metagaming are commonpalce among them. Not only that, but comments on posture beucase they were drawn that way and the fact that they comment on your actions like moving their picutres to or from certain folders indicates a very weak or at the least fractured 4th wall.

[Marlowe]

And? I'm not writing Naturalism here. Just because Ibsen and Chekov were great writers doesn't mean everyone has to keep to their conventions. And the 4th wall is a convention of a certain style, not a benchmark of quality.

[LoyalPaladin]

Oh, as an aside: I'm named after a silver half-dragon paladin that I've used in game on occasion (that's for you, LP :smalltongue:)
That's my boy. *heartily pats illyahr on the shoulder*


I like how when any gamers have to stat themselves, they usually have almost genius level IQs. :smallbiggrin:
I am feeling stereotyped!

This is interesting. I'll build this out. I'd probably either be a Paladin or Knight. I play Paladin since it jives with me best.

Paladin 2
Str: 12
Dex: 10
Con: 15
Int: 8
Wis: 14
Cha: 16
Custom Flaw: Headstrong (Must pursue goal, no matter the cost)
Feats: Endurance, Die Hard, Iron Will
Ranks in Diplomacy & Sense Motive.

From a different thread.


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Do you think I'm a paladin? That's flattering.
You done goofed, Sagetim. You picked the wrong "paladin".

[Socratov]

And? I'm not writing Naturalism here. Just because Ibsen and Chekov were great writers doesn't mean everyone has to keep to their conventions. And the 4th wall is a convention of a certain style, not a benchmark of quality.

I'm not saying breaking the 4th wall is bad, I mean the Deadpool comics are highly enjoyable. Just observing hte glaring cracks in the 4th wall... :smallwink:

[Jormengand]

Size/Type:
Hit Dice:
Initiative:
Speed:
Armor Class:
Base Attack/Grapple:
Attack:
Full Attack:
Space/Reach:
Special Attacks:
Special Qualities:
Saves: Fort +, Ref +, Will +
Abilities: Str , Dex , Con , Int , Wis , Cha
Skills:
Feats:
Environment:
Organization:
Challenge Rating:
Treasure:
Alignment:
Advancement:
Level Adjustment:

Let's get one of our permapermissions done:

The Immortal Emperor, Wizard 30
Size/Type: Medium Outsider (Human, Deity)
Hit Dice: 30d4+750 (870 hp)
Initiative: +27
Speed: Infinite, fly infinite (Perfect), swim infinite, burrow infinite, climb infinite.
Armor Class: 134 (Dex 27 Divine 30 Natural 43 Deflection 24)
Base Attack/Grapple: +15/+39
Attack: Awesome +69 melee (2d8+24) or Win +72 ranged (2d8+24)
Full Attack: Awesome +69/+64/+59/+54 melee (2d8+24) or Win +72/+67/+62/+57 ranged (2d8+24)
Space/Reach: 5 ft/5 ft
Special Attacks:
Special Qualities: Salient Divine Abilities, Divine Qualities (Rank 30)
Saves: Fort +66, Ref +68, Will +71
Abilities: Str 59, Dex 64, Con 60, Int 77, Wis 59, Cha 59
Skills: Enough
Feats: All of them
Environment: The Tippyverse
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: Don't even think about it, sunshine.
Treasure: The Legendary Regalia of the Immortal Emperor
Alignment: ???
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: -

The Immortal Emperor wears his own legendary regalia. To summarise, alongside the effects given above, he gets a +20 bonus on epic skill checks, can create automatically-resetting traps without increasing their price, has total concealment, may choose for each spell, power, spell-like or psi-like ability whether or not to be affected by it if he normally would be, can see everything exactly as it really is, and can also see through any barrier short of 3 feet of lead, 12 yards of common metal, a mile of stone or an honestly obscene amount of paper or wood. The same is true of the wearer's senses of hearing and smell, and their touch and taste can't be fooled either. Further, anyone who would in any way perceive the wearer instead perceives something else of the wearer's choice. He can move anywhere he likes as a free action, can cast ice assassin, teleportation circle and gate at will, along with all 3rd-level or lower spells, and can only be affected by mind-affecting abilities with his consent. He can communicate anything to any creature as a free action, and may choose to force that creature to believe him, or to follow his orders so long as they sound at all reasonable in any way.

The Belt of the Immortal Emperor contains an infinite storage space, and also a copy of every non-unique mundane item ever to come to be. The same is true of every non-unique magic item with a market price below 10,000 GP. The items created from the Belt of the Immortal Emperor are tainted with Win and are unsuitable for sale, however. Those which were placed in the infinite storage space are not tainted with Win. Further, no item weighs anything while in the belt.

Items can be drawn from or returned to the belt as a free action.

Finally, anyone else who touches the Immortal Emperor's tummy is slain.

Divine Stuff
The Immortal Emperor is a divine rank 30 god, and has all salient divine abilities. Including all of the different automatic metamagics. Yup. He also has all feats, and is treated as having fully trained all skills, to the effect of getting +96 on intelligence-based skill checks, +90 on dexterity-based skill checks, +89 on constitution-based skill checks, and +87 on other skill checks (Of course, as an overdeity, he automatically rolls a 20 on all skill checks anyway).

[illyahr]

Tippy is the deity that Pun Pun prays to. :smallbiggrin:

[Threadnaught]

Probably none of us. The weird thing about being on the internet is that everyone is named after their 13 year old selves.

Mine is a title I stole from internet message board culture.


Ten year-old self, please.

That explains why you have the number "10" in your name.


Snowbluff, why I missing from permissions? I got perma-permission (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19720359&postcount=161) for this kind of occasion, me being late.
Would you like to sig my permission?
Also you're missing Emperor Win.


Edit: By Midgard, BigSnake, how could you give Emperor Win d4HD instead of d12HD?

[Jormengand]

Edit: By Midgard, BigSnake, how could you give Emperor Win d4HD instead of d12HD?

Because they're wizard hit dice. They are, however, maximised for being a deity.

[noob]

You said he had all the feats then you forgot the extra ranged attacks feat people systematically use(you should add the right number of ranged attacks).

[Jormengand]

If you're referring to rapid shot, because this incurs an attack penalty it is an option. Tippy is under no obligation to use the effects of the feat, do its effects are not listed in his attacks.

[Deadline]

Huh, this sounds interesting. Permission granted.

Edit - Assuming this is still a thing and hasn't yet devolved into the usual random anime image/gif posting thread. :smalltongue:

[Red Fel]

Huh, this sounds interesting. Permission granted.

Edit - Assuming this is still a thing and hasn't yet devolved into the usual random anime image/gif posting thread. :smalltongue:

On the one hand, it hasn't devolved into a gif parade.

On the other, it's on the sixth page and we've had, what, two or three NPCs statted? (Not counting self-stats. Come on, kids, at least pretend there are rules.)

[IZ42]

On the one hand, it hasn't devolved into a gif parade.

On the other, it's on the sixth page and we've had, what, two or three NPCs statted? (Not counting self-stats. Come on, kids, at least pretend there are rules.)

Let's see, EA, LP, Neo (x2), Tippy, and some joking real life self stats that don't count.

[Vhaidara]

And me as a psycarnum warrior. Which I find odd, since the only psionic class I've ever actually played is Soulknife. I feel people don't realize that the insignias on my avatar are the Dragonmark of Making, sign of House D'Cannith

[Snowbluff]

Well, it's good to know that people are taking the naming thing to heart.

I was going to be Snowblind, but I figured it would be taken (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photokeratitis). Cuz I'm so fine, you just can't get away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkk7Qez05bs)

But seriously it's just a cool name.



You done goofed, Sagetim. You picked the wrong "paladin".

Oh, you don't think I can do it, huh? I'll show you!
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b630/Snowbluff/ezgif-367561329_zps9inbvwev.gif
Just stick with me, Sagetim. We're going to have so much fun together.

[Zaydos]

Sagetim I would run and hide now, maybe Snow will forget about you.

*grabs IZ42 and uses him as a human shield/veil*

[NeoPhoenix0]

Sagetim I would run and hide now, maybe Snow will forget about you.

*grabs IZ42 and uses him as a human shield/veil*

You just don't want Sagetim to experience the fun times. Stick with Snowbluff. It will be fun.

[IZ42]

Sagetim I would run and hide now, maybe Snow will forget about you.

*grabs IZ42 and uses him as a human shield/veil*

Wait, this is forced compliance. Halp. The monk is being oppressed. Halp.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Wait, this is forced compliance. Halp. The monk is being oppressed. Halp.

But he is using you, So he must consider you useful. Most people consider the monk useless. So, he must be paying you a compliment not oppressing you.

[Milo v3]

But he is using you, So he must consider you useful. Most people consider the monk useless. So, he must be paying you a compliment not oppressing you.

That's a Very optimistic mindset.

[Blackhawk748]

Wait, this is forced compliance. Halp. The monk is being oppressed. Halp.

Hey you have Improved Grapple, use it!

[NeoPhoenix0]

Hey you have Improved Grapple, use it!

We are talking about grappling a dragon, also IZ might have a peanut allergy.

[noob]

With the good stacking of feats and a spell called freedom of movement you can escape a great part of the grapple attempts(or if you use escape artist or some kind of skill with a similar name)

[Marlowe]

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Mucked up the text a bit on Panel 13. Should be better now.

[Sagetim]

Well, it's good to know that people are taking the naming thing to heart.

I was going to be Snowblind, but I figured it would be taken (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photokeratitis). Cuz I'm so fine, you just can't get away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkk7Qez05bs)

But seriously it's just a cool name.


Oh, you don't think I can do it, huh? I'll show you!
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b630/Snowbluff/ezgif-367561329_zps9inbvwev.gif
Just stick with me, Sagetim. We're going to have so much fun together.

Hmmmm....
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Batman-Chin-Rub.gif

I suppose.
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1388525891ra/7859746.gif

After all, if worse comes to worse, I can always take cover behind Red Fel's impenetrable walls of logic.

[Socratov]

That's a Very optimistic mindset.

No, this is the kind of ruleslawering skill that allows us to make the pure raw things like pun-pun and the wish and the word and so on...

[NeoPhoenix0]

No, this is the kind of ruleslawering skill that allows us to make the pure raw things like pun-pun and the wish and the word and so on...

It's not necessary ruleslawering, so much as logic. Philosophical math is so much fun.

[Red Fel]

After all, if worse comes to worse, I can always take cover behind Red Fel's impenetrable walls of logic.

No, no, no, no, no.

... no.

You can't do that.

You see, I don't have impenetrable walls of logic. Impenetrable walls are a bad idea. You see, if they're impenetrable, nothing gets in or out, and sometimes you need that to happen.

I have selectively permeable walls of logic. Much neater. More functional. Super classy.

Also you're not invited. See the sign on the fort? No Sagetims allowed. Sorry (not sorry).

Don't feel bad. You can sit in the waiting area with LP. Every other day he drops by on his horse, shouting about smiting and justice and destroying Evil, and every other day he gets to sit in the waiting area while I point out, "Don't you see the sign? No LPs allowed! Take ranks in Language (Infernal)!"

There's coffee in the waiting area. You'll like it. We also have cream, non-dairy creamer, and reduced-soul creamer.

[LoyalPaladin]

Don't feel bad. You can sit in the waiting area with LP. Every other day he drops by on his horse, shouting about smiting and justice and destroying Evil, and every other day he gets to sit in the waiting area while I point out, "Don't you see the sign? No LPs allowed!
It's true. I am always really disappointed that Red never wants to go out smiting with me. So then I just use his free WiFi and coffee to work from "home".

[Jormengand]

It's true. I am always really disappointed that Red never wants to go out smiting with me. So then I just use his free WiFi and coffee to work from "home".

I would go smiting with you, but I don't have a smite!

I can go out Strike of Mighting with you, instead. :smalltongue:

Disclaimer: Strike of Might is actually a really terrible utterance. But whatever.

[LoyalPaladin]

I would go smiting with you, but I don't have a smite!

I can go out Strike of Mighting with you, instead. :smalltongue:

Disclaimer: Strike of Might is actually a really terrible utterance. But whatever.
Hmmm... that sounds like a reasonable plan. To the battle field Jormengand! We have many a foe to slay!

[Red Fel]

It's true. I am always really disappointed that Red never wants to go out smiting with me. So then I just use his free WiFi and coffee to work from "home".

Someone has to file all the paperwork at this company. Head of HR, remember?

Seriously. You have no idea how many forms you have to fill out, notarized and in triplicate, to disembowel employees nowadays. The whole process has just been needlessly bogged down with endless bureaucratic white tape.

[Socratov]

Someone has to file all the paperwork at this company. Head of HR, remember?

Seriously. You have no idea how many forms you have to fill out, notarized and in triplicate, to disembowel employees nowadays. The whole process has just been needlessly bogged down with endless bureaucratic white tape.

Really!?

Haven't you had the memo I sent to the American offices where we, the European branch (and I as the Head of European strategy and tactics) have found a workaround to the whole Geneva business. In two words: self defence and plausible deniability. You should be able to work out the rest...

[LoyalPaladin]

Seriously. You have no idea how many forms you have to fill out, notarized and in triplicate, to disembowel employees nowadays. The whole process has just been needlessly bogged down with endless bureaucratic white tape.
It's Snowbluff's fault. Back in the good old days, I was able to smite an evil employee with no repercussions. But Snowbluff decided that everyday was "bring your chainsaw to work" day. We lost the entire billing department in one day...


In two words: self defence and plausible deniability. You should be able to work out the rest...
They'd never believe that. "Sir, you're telling me that he attacked you, and out of self defense you smote him with your Large +5 Holy Avenger Greatsword? Not to mention Red Fel demanded all our security officer's max Sense Motive and pack Discern Lies wands. Still mostly Snowbluff's fault.

[khadgar567]

Really!?

Haven't you had the memo I sent to the American offices where we, the European branch (and I as the Head of European strategy and tactics) have found a workaround to the whole Geneva business. In two words: self defense and plausible deniability. You should be able to work out the rest...

and welcome back to gitp regulars as cooperate employees mark what ever

[LoyalPaladin]

and welcome back to gitp regulars as cooperate employees mark what ever
This week on GitP Regulars A.S., Red Fel, Socratov and LoyalPaladin learn that it really is socially unacceptable to obliterate employees.

[Zaydos]

They'd never believe that. "Sir, you're telling me that he attacked you, and out of self defense you smote him with your Large +5 Holy Avenger Greatsword? Not to mention Red Fel demanded all our security officer's max Sense Motive and pack Discern Lies wands. Still mostly Snowbluff's fault.

This is what wands of glibness are for, and legendary treasure hoards. Between the two you can convince anyone that yes the person attacked you on the misguided belief that if they slew you they were legally entitled to your treasure and look at me I'm decaying and decrepit old bones, I can't be that hard to kill, well obviously they were foolish enough to think that way. And then you go on about the trauma and get paid leave due to the psychological stress of having someone try and murder you again, when you've already had to die once.

Helps if you're a monster instead of a PC so you can have all those HD far beyond your CR for unreasonably high Bluff ranks :nale:

[LoyalPaladin]

Helps if you're a monster instead of a PC so you can have all those HD far beyond your CR for unreasonably high Bluff ranks :nale:
Is this why you're never in the office any more?

[Zaydos]

Is this why you're never in the office any more?

I was busy moonlighting as a Final Fantasy boss. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?427253-Base-Class-Contest-XXIX-Games-Games-Everywhere) Now you want psychological trauma imagine having to deal with one of their protags going on and on with the angst, the never ending self-pity and angst :smalleek:

[Extra Anchovies]

Hmmm... that sounds like a reasonable plan. To the battle field Jormengand! We have many a foe to slay!

Oooh! Can I come along? I'm LN, so you're technically allowed to associate with me, and Death Strike (Bone Knight 9) kind of works like a smite.

[LoyalPaladin]

Now you want psychological trauma imagine having to deal with one of their protags going on and on with the angst, the never ending self-pity and angst :smalleek:
Point taken...


Oooh! Can I come along? I'm LN, so you're technically allowed to associate with me, and Death Strike (Bone Knight 9) kind of works like a smite.
Extra Anchovies, you are always welcome to come along.

[Threadnaught]

This week on GitP Regulars A.S., Red Fel, Socratov and LoyalPaladin learn that it really is socially unacceptable to obliterate employees.

Oh it's perfectly fine, their bowels are removed and used to rebuild them as a more cooperative version of themselves, isn't that right Red Fell? Yes Red Fell and not Red Fel, that's the joke.


I prefer working as a puppet of Threadnaught over autonomy any day.

Now I just need to go figure out how to... Yo Red Fel! I need you to carry around this immovable rod.
I'll tell Loyal Paladin that you have his Class Feature later.

[Red Fel]

Oh it's perfectly fine, their bowels are removed and used to rebuild them as a more cooperative version of themselves, isn't that right Red Fell? Yes Red Fell and not Red Fel, that's the joke.



Now I just need to go figure out how to... Yo Red Fel! I need you to carry around this immovable rod.
I'll tell Loyal Paladin that you have his Class Feature later.

First, there is only one L in "Red Fel." Joke or no joke... There is no joke.

Second, how is your Will save again? *makes a few rolls behind DM screen*

[Threadnaught]

First, there is only one L in "Red Fel." Joke or no joke... There is no joke.

I really don't know how you got Red Fell removed from HR Red Fel, but mark my words, Red Fell will be reinstated as head of HR.
And if I see that Redd Fel one more time, I will take disproportionate retribution on Loyal Paladin's mount.


Second, how is your Will save again? *makes a few rolls behind DM screen*

Will Save? Are you trying to use that pointless Mind Affecting crap on me? Sure, I'll play along, lemme just find a dummy that looks like me and make it dance to your tune.


Redd Fell, me dahling, watcher doin' me ol' chum? Ah'll 'elp yer oot if'n tha's wha' yer wan'.

These puppets are the most useless and unconvincing things ever.

[NeoPhoenix0]

This paperwork problem is easily solved with my patented incinerating file cabinets. They look like ordinary file cabinets but burn things inside when locked. Most people find having them relaxing. Though some up tight people can go into a stress induced catatonic state.

[Ruethgar]

I give permission if anyone wants to have a go.

[Socratov]

-snip about things that are Snowbluff's fault-

They'd never believe that. "Sir, you're telling me that he attacked you, and out of self defense you smote him with your Large +5 Holy Avenger Greatsword? Not to mention Red Fel demanded all our security officer's max Sense Motive and pack Discern Lies wands. Still mostly Snowbluff's fault.
I never said I hadn't made them attack me and I always take are to spend some hitpoints on a wound they made. That way I never have to lie about retributive smites... Like I said plausible deniability and self-defense (yes, even with that +5 holy vorpal avenging greasword)

and welcome back to gitp regulars as cooperate employees mark what ever


This week on GitP Regulars A.S., Red Fel, Socratov and LoyalPaladin learn that it really is socially unacceptable to obliterate employees.

It is?:smallconfused:

[Snowbluff]

I might do one for LP.


I have selectively permeable walls of logic. Much neater. More functional. Super classy.

The fun part is making substances to penetrate it an still cause harm. It's like making a new virus... or cancer!

It's Snowbluff's fault. Back in the good old days, I was able to smite an evil employee with no repercussions. But Snowbluff decided that everyday was "bring your chainsaw to work" day. We lost the entire billing department in one day...


Hey, that billing department had it coming!

[illyahr]

I could DFI and Snowflake Wardance with you, LP. Does that work? I call it the Snowflame Dance. :smallbiggrin:

[LoyalPaladin]

I could DFI and Snowflake Wardance with you, LP. Does that work? I call it the Snowflame Dance. :smallbiggrin:
That works! I'm finally learning how Snowflake Wardance works, since my little sis is having me help her build a bard.

[illyahr]

That works! I'm finally learning how Snowflake Wardance works, since my little sis is having me help her build a bard.

I once used a bard with IUS, Superior Unarmed Strike, and Versatile Unarmed Strike (so my punches dealt slashing damage) and then took Snowflake Wardance in a PvP one-off. My opponent was so confused. :smallbiggrin:

[Snowbluff]

I could DFI and Snowflake Wardance with you, LP. Does that work? I call it the Snowflame Dance. :smallbiggrin:

SNOWFLAME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r-SpfX2n_E&feature=iv&src_vid=djQX-_1sq4Y&annotation_id=annotation_147396

[Zaydos]

I'm sure I can find a way to cast Holy Smite does that count?

[illyahr]

SNOWFLAME!

Too long, attention span drifti...

Hey look, Zaydos posted!

[Sagetim]

SNOWFLAME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r-SpfX2n_E&feature=iv&src_vid=djQX-_1sq4Y&annotation_id=annotation_147396

"Life is hard, and then you die." Wait...That Snowflame? >.>
<.<

*hides his list of psychic powers*

[Socratov]

SNOWFLAME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r-SpfX2n_E&feature=iv&src_vid=djQX-_1sq4Y&annotation_id=annotation_147396

I have yet to decide wether Snowflame is awesome or incredibly lame...

[IZ42]

Does absorbing people's souls by touching them count as smiting?

[atemu1234]

Mine is a title I stole from internet message board culture.



That explains why you have the number "10" in your name.


Snowbluff, why I missing from permissions? I got perma-permission (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19720359&postcount=161) for this kind of occasion, me being late.
Would you like to sig my permission?
Also you're missing Emperor Win.


Edit: By Midgard, BigSnake, how could you give Emperor Win d4HD instead of d12HD?

But I don't have a ten in my name...

[IZ42]

But I don't have a ten in my name...

1+2+3+4=10. Pay attention now.

[atemu1234]

1+2+3+4=10. Pay attention now.

...Huh. That's on par with illuminatiesque symbol games.

[NeoPhoenix0]

...Huh. That's on par with illuminatiesque symbol games.

But wait there's more...
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac150/NeoPhoenix0/Atenu1234_zpsmj3s6kuv.png

[IZ42]

...Huh. That's on par with illuminatiesque symbol games.

Oh, I could've gone much more in depth than simple addition.

[Blackhawk748]

It's true. I am always really disappointed that Red never wants to go out smiting with me. So then I just use his free WiFi and coffee to work from "home".

I have the Destruction Domain Power, which is Smite "whatever the frell i want" that qualify?

Also i cant use Disintegrate anymore, i dont wanna go into it but its Snowbluff's fault. :smallannoyed:

[NeoPhoenix0]

It's true. I am always really disappointed that Red never wants to go out smiting with me. So then I just use his free WiFi and coffee to work from "home".

I just remembered something. In one of my histories, I was trained to be a machine for entropy by the doomguard. I think they taught me how to use entropic blow. Can I join?

[illyahr]

We're like a BBEG Hit Squad. :smallbiggrin:

[noob]

Do "Smite yourself" counts(I do not know which class gives this)?

[Snowbluff]

Threadnaught, I totally spaced on ALL permapermissions. Sorry, but like I said those last as long as I remember to write them in.

"Life is hard, and then you die." Wait...That Snowflame? >.>
<.<

*hides his list of psychic powers*
Yes, that Snowflame. He doesn't know it yet, but he's my dad. I just want to get coked out impressive enough so I can meet him and make him proud.

I have yet to decide wether Snowflame is awesome or incredibly lame...
He's awesome! T.T

[Zaydos]

Well he does seem to have two functioning legs so I'd say he's not lame.

On complete tangents...

Having finished Zeta I am highly confused. Gundam shows Char getting crazier. Zeta Gundam shows him actually being relatively sane and reasonable for a character in a Gundam show. Char's Counterattack shows him back to crazier than ever before. Then Unicorn has his clone be less crazy than Char has been in anything but Zeta/the beginning of Gundam. I could see how Char getting crazier and crazier after Gundam became Char of Char's Counterattack, but in Zeta he feels like a completely different character than in either of those.

Also why does Char think space creates newtypes? Half the newtypes in Zeta are earthers (approximate, I am uncertain whether Haman was born on Earth or not, Kamille gets listed as the first newtype actually born in space but again it isn't specified), Char was born on Earth, Amuro was born on Earth, and Lalah the only fully awakened Newtype he knew before now fully awakened without leaving Earth? The evidence actually points to it having nothing to do with space? The further in the timeline it is the more this changes, but as most of the population is in space anyway if a new species was developing out of humanity and the demographic it was in isn't the extremely wealthy then it'd end up in space because of that. This in turn makes Unicorn make no sense.

[Threadnaught]

We're like a BBEG Hit Squad. :smallbiggrin:

That's... You can't... Stop it right now! :smallfurious:

Tell them they're fired, head of HR.


Your oil fried.

ERROR: Your Tippy Assassin of Red Fel has attempted to perform an illegal operation, please reset to try again.
Send an error report to Emperor Win?

Ah crap, well at least I can definitely own all of Sharn for a decade before they realize what I did.

[Red Fel]

That's... You can't... Stop it right now! :smallfurious:

Tell them they're fired, head of HR.



Ah crap, well at least I can definitely own all of Sharn for a decade before they realize what I did.

Oil fried?

*makes adjustments to company policy on identity theft*

What an excellent idea. Let's test it, shall we?

[Snowbluff]

Also i cant use Disintegrate anymore, i dont wanna go into it but its Snowbluff's fault. :smallannoyed:

Woah, wait, did I upset the balance of the world again?

[NeoPhoenix0]

Oil fried?

*makes adjustments to company policy on identity theft*

What an excellent idea. Let's test it, shall we?

Oil fried? Identity theft? What all counts as identity theft according to company policy?

Also couldn't we install ice detectors? Sure Snowbluff might have a hard time, but it would be worth it.

[Snowbluff]

Well he does seem to have two functioning legs so I'd say he's not lame.

On complete tangents...

Having finished Zeta I am highly confused. Gundam shows Char getting crazier. Zeta Gundam shows him actually being relatively sane and reasonable for a character in a Gundam show. Char's Counterattack shows him back to crazier than ever before. Then Unicorn has his clone be less crazy than Char has been in anything but Zeta/the beginning of Gundam. I could see how Char getting crazier and crazier after Gundam became Char of Char's Counterattack, but in Zeta he feels like a completely different character than in either of those.

Also why does Char think space creates newtypes? Half the newtypes in Zeta are earthers (approximate, I am uncertain whether Haman was born on Earth or not, Kamille gets listed as the first newtype actually born in space but again it isn't specified), Char was born on Earth, Amuro was born on Earth, and Lalah the only fully awakened Newtype he knew before now fully awakened without leaving Earth? The evidence actually points to it having nothing to do with space? The further in the timeline it is the more this changes, but as most of the population is in space anyway if a new species was developing out of humanity and the demographic it was in isn't the extremely wealthy then it'd end up in space because of that. This in turn makes Unicorn make no sense.
Was Char born on Earth? I thought he was from side 3. Amuro is listed as being a Side 7 citizen, so I'm not sure if he was born an Grounder, either. I mean, some people say he was Canadian.

I don't think that space was a necessary component to newtypes. It's probably random stuff leftover from some philosophy involving Zeon Deikun that coincidentally was right to an extend, so people embraced it.


Oil fried? Identity theft? What all counts as identity theft according to company policy?

Also couldn't we install ice detectors? Sure Snowbluff might have a hard time, but it would be worth it.
Gonna have to veto that. A good portion of the staff are simulacra, and most of those were put there on purpose to do a job.

[Zaydos]

Was Char born on Earth? I thought he was from side 3. Amuro is listed as being a Side 7 citizen, so I'm not sure if he was born an Grounder, either. I mean, some people say he was Canadian.

I don't think that space was a necessary component to newtypes. It's probably random stuff leftover from some philosophy involving Zeon Deikun that coincidentally was right to an extend, so people embraced it.

He goes to the town he was born in in one episode to meet his mom. I am not 100% sure about Char since sometimes I've seen him listed as being born on Earth and sometimes not... then Unicorn confused things further by talking about max exodus in 0 UC before Char's dad was born, but in the original show they talked about it more as a staged affair which was still going on.

And yeah it really is something traceable to Char's dad, but the fact that everyone spouts it with the evidence not supporting it and Char of all people knows this and still tries to drop an asteroid on the Earth to render it inhospitable... just makes me think Char is really crazy and his actions in Zeta where he is a voice of reason at time have me confused.

And my ice detector is just keeping the temperature in my lair at a cozy temperature. Though the warm gold does bend easily and sometimes it gets kind of liquid-y.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Gonna have to veto that. A good portion of the staff are simulacra, and most of those were put there on purpose to do a job.

Now open: Counseling for all occasions. Remember you are only mostly real. Right in the Landscapers office next to the volcano with a diving board and unmarked graveyard.


And my ice detector is just keeping the temperature in my lair at a cozy temperature. Though the warm gold does bend easily and sometimes it gets kind of liquid-y.

... You need it sensitive enough to detect ice related concepts.

[IZ42]

I decided to start drawing a little one panel based on the GitP Regulars Staff. I've got Zaydos, me, LP, Neo, Fel, Socratov, and Snow so far.

[Marlowe]

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Zeon Zum Deikun was an Earth-Federation bigwig before arriving on Side Three and basically taking over the place-It's one of those things that puts the rivalry with the Space-born Zabis in quite a different light than what we're told.

So, yes, Char was probably born on Earth.

Char was never, ever sane. He is capable of putting up a front of sanity when he has someone to impress or has something to lose by not appearing so, and makes a thing of trying to acquire young, impressionable Newtype cohorts as a replacement goldfish for Lalah Sune. It didn't really take with Haman, but worked on Camille, so he keeps it together for Camille's sake. Or, more correctly, for the sake what he can get Camille to do for the cause of Char Aznable. Whatever that is.

Camille getting [redacted] and Haman revoking his Zeon privileges at almost the same time hit him hard, even though he'd created the situation in the first place.

[khadgar567]

Zeon Zum Deikun was an Earth-Federation bigwig before arriving on Side Three and basically taking over the place-It's one of those things that puts the rivalry with the Space-born Zabis in quite a different light than what we're told.

So, yes, Char was probably born on Earth.

Char was never, ever sane. He is capable of putting up a front of sanity when he has someone to impress or has something to lose by not appearing so, and makes a thing of trying to acquire young, impressionable Newtype cohorts as a replacement goldfish for Lalah Sune. It didn't really take with Haman, but worked on Camille, so he keeps it together for Camille's sake. Or, more correctly, for the sake what he can get Camille to do for the cause of Char Aznable. Whatever that is.

Camille getting [redacted] and Haman revoking his Zeon privileges at almost the same time hit him hard, even though he'd created the situation in the first place.
marlowe would you mind also explain Setsuna F. Sei's innovation and whole age era innovation thing
my question is how vanilla mortal setsuna gains hidden major talent feat during his innovation?
secondly how age are innovation done since the main character just briefly contacts with innovator( new type) opponent and voila he is perfect gundam pilot?

[Marlowe]

marlowe would you mind also explain Setsuna F. Sei's innovation and whole age era innovation thing
my question is how vanilla mortal setsuna gains hidden major talent feat during his innovation?
secondly how age are innovation done since the main character just briefly contacts with innovator( new type) opponent and voila he is perfect gundam pilot?
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[Marlowe]

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[Milo v3]

I decided to start drawing a little one panel based on the GitP Regulars Staff. I've got Zaydos, me, LP, Neo, Fel, Socratov, and Snow so far.

Will Zaydos be to 1:1 scale and only be visible by his peanut dragon feet?

[LoyalPaladin]

I decided to start drawing a little one panel based on the GitP Regulars Staff. I've got Zaydos, me, LP, Neo, Fel, Socratov, and Snow so far.
I'm excited to see them... us!

[NeoPhoenix0]

I decided to start drawing a little one panel based on the GitP Regulars Staff. I've got Zaydos, me, LP, Neo, Fel, Socratov, and Snow so far.

I admit I am curious to see what you used for me.

[Threadnaught]

Oil fried?

*makes adjustments to company policy on identity theft*

What an excellent idea. Let's test it, shall we?

It was meant to say "You're all fired!" But the controller doesn't work for me, I should probably go back to using Ice Assassins, but Emperor Win's Tippy Assassins are so much cooler and more powerful.
Even if they can only be truly controlled by Emperor Win.

[Red Fel]

Oil fried? Identity theft? What all counts as identity theft according to company policy?

Well, I write company policy, so let's see... What have you been doing lately?


It was meant to say "You're all fired!" But the controller doesn't work for me, I should probably go back to using Ice Assassins, but Emperor Win's Tippy Assassins are so much cooler and more powerful.

Oh, no, don't sell yourself short. Accidental or otherwise, I think you've stumbled on something wonderful. And since I've already called ahead to the kitchens to make preparations, this seems like a rare opportunity, and a pity to waste.

Now come along, or I'll also have to dock your pay.

[Sagetim]

I decided to start drawing a little one panel based on the GitP Regulars Staff. I've got Zaydos, me, LP, Neo, Fel, Socratov, and Snow so far.

Awww, it's not my fault that LP didn't respond to my application to be on staff...

[Threadnaught]

Well, I write company policy, so let's see... What have you been doing lately?

You, you sure do, but as your secretary, everything must go through me. I'm running the company right under your nose.


Oh, no, don't sell yourself short. Accidental or otherwise, I think you've stumbled on something wonderful.

Nah, I just stole the recipe from Emperor Win.


And since I've already called ahead to the kitchens to make preparations, this seems like a rare opportunity, and a pity to waste.

I couldn't miss the opportunity to see you cook up your own Tippy/Win Assassin.
All you need is to make a representation of the being you are cloning out of dough and touch it's tummy. Make a Fortitude Save or it's gonna getcha, it's not a Death Effect or Energy damage, you just die and your body is destroyed. It functions like the original, but with bonus abilities based on Caster Level, what over Spells the Caster has access to and can be upgraded as a Magic Item. It has no compulsion either way, but the Caster must be able to defeat the Tippy Assassin's Ego score when commanding it, or the Tippy Assassin is completely useless. Telepathic control has an unlimited range.


Now come along, or I'll also have to dock your pay.

I've been the victim of unfair dismissal so many times, you would think the establishment had something against me. All the dozen law firms that the company hires? They'd find a way to legally sanction you if you tried, remember, they work for me.

Now try casting the Spell, unless you want to be buried under a mountain of paperwork.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Well, I write company policy, so let's see... What have you been doing lately?

Anything I do officially can be found on record. Anything off record you can't prove.

[Red Fel]

Anything I do officially can be found on record. Anything off record you can't prove.

... Let's talk promotions, shall we? It sounds like Threadnaught has been busy assembling a resignation letter.

[NeoPhoenix0]

... Let's talk promotions, shall we? It sounds like Threadnaught has been busy assembling a resignation letter.

I can file his resignation letter right now if you want.

Edit: also, special screenings for all employees in the immediate area.

[Zaydos]

Awww, it's not my fault that LP didn't respond to my application to be on staff...

Don't worry you still have to pay company taxes.

[illyahr]

Hey, LP! Some of us want (more) eternal glory as NPC's! Can we get a sweep at least?

[IZ42]

Nah Sagetim, you're the one Snow is terrorizing. Haven't figured out how to do Thread and a couple others.

[Dusk Eclipse]

I can file his resignation letter right now if you want.

Edit: also, special screenings for all employees in the immediate area.


Wait... that means there is a position open? Seriously guys I sent my resume like a week ago, and I haven't received anything back.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Wait... that means there is a position open? Seriously guys I sent my resume like a week ago, and I haven't received anything back.

You should send a resume once a day to make sure it gets through the fires and the bureaucracy.

[IZ42]

You know, I could use some help. Hey Fel, old chap, could you hire this guy on as Sub-Regional Manager?

[NeoPhoenix0]

You know, I could use some help. Hey Fel, old chap, could you hire this guy on as Sub-Regional Manager?

Do not do it. An assistant is acceptable but flatter organizations are better so middle men are completely unacceptable. Besides, you don't want someone ready and waiting to replace you.

[illyahr]

Do not do it. An assistant is acceptable but flatter organizations are better so middle men are completely unacceptable. Besides, you don't want someone ready and waiting to replace you.

The beautiful thing is that the only one to replace IZ would be IZ, with another IZ after that, ad infinitum.

[NeoPhoenix0]

The beautiful thing is that the only one to replace IZ would be IZ, with another IZ after that, ad infinitum.

We could easily switch the IZs over to another job if we like the new guy.