BardicLasher
2007-05-08, 12:42 PM
(Inspired by One Skunk Todd. Sung to the tune of Red Rubber Ball)
You should have known I'd bid you farewell
There's a lesson to be learned from this
And you've learned it very well.
Now you know you're not
High enough level to fight me
I don't care to learn your name at all
Even if you're a PC
And I think I'm gonna rule the world,
Yeah, Bluepommel's dead and gone
His head crashed into the ground like a big bowling ball.
You never knew what I want in unlife
It's more than conquering the plane,
I relish in your strife
Always fighting, never thinking,
Doing what you can.
You didn't have defenses up
To stop my evil plan.
And I think I'm gonna rule the world,
Yeah, the Sapphire Guard is dead,
From Symbol of Insanity on a pink super ball.
Your bodies lie around for me to animate.
I've broken your defenses,
And I'm claiming your gate.
I slaughtered all your paladins,
Only left one alive.
But I am in a hurry 'cause
Star Trek's on at five.
And I think I'm gonna rule the world,
Yeah, I did it by myself,
I didn't even have to throw a single fireball.
And I think I'm gonna rule the world.
Yeah, the war is over now,
The morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball...
For those who don't know the song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=iErq90k5ou0
You should have known I'd bid you farewell
There's a lesson to be learned from this
And you've learned it very well.
Now you know you're not
High enough level to fight me
I don't care to learn your name at all
Even if you're a PC
And I think I'm gonna rule the world,
Yeah, Bluepommel's dead and gone
His head crashed into the ground like a big bowling ball.
You never knew what I want in unlife
It's more than conquering the plane,
I relish in your strife
Always fighting, never thinking,
Doing what you can.
You didn't have defenses up
To stop my evil plan.
And I think I'm gonna rule the world,
Yeah, the Sapphire Guard is dead,
From Symbol of Insanity on a pink super ball.
Your bodies lie around for me to animate.
I've broken your defenses,
And I'm claiming your gate.
I slaughtered all your paladins,
Only left one alive.
But I am in a hurry 'cause
Star Trek's on at five.
And I think I'm gonna rule the world,
Yeah, I did it by myself,
I didn't even have to throw a single fireball.
And I think I'm gonna rule the world.
Yeah, the war is over now,
The morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball...
For those who don't know the song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=iErq90k5ou0