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Blackhawk748
2015-08-22, 01:59 PM
Hey everyone, this will be my first campaign journal so bear with me as i figure out how im gonna do this. :smalltongue:

We are playing a DBZ RPG (this (http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1439737533273.pdf)one if anyone is curious) We are PTO soldiers who work for Cooler, so without further ado, heres the character Bios:


Race: Arcosian (Friezas race)
Specialty: Ki Use
Z Souls: Master and Vassal, Cold Death, Sweet Threats
Starting Power level Form 1: 1,400 Form 3 (preferred form): 140,000
Lady Polarin is our great and fearless leader, and i say that with no trace of irony. She is a cold and capable leader who is always a consummate professional. Her preferred form is Third form for the speed boost.


Race:Saiyan
Nickname: Billy
Specialty: Salesmen
Z Souls: Mayze is here, Odd Saiyan Out, Negotiations have Broken Down
Starting Power Level 1,800
Mayze is a weird Saiyan, in that his usual procedure is to talk first, then yell, then shoot them. Its just odd.


Race: Shin-Jin (to the PTO, Random Alien #5)
Specialty: Mage
Z Souls:Authority of Gods, God of War, My True Masters
Starting Power Level: Actual 1,400. What the Scouter Says 1,000
Unbeknownst to the party Nemo is actually spying for the Kais, mostly making sure we dont do anything to bad. In the party he is the "Mage" as his Ki is undetectable by normal means (ie scouters) so he has a deceptively low power level. Oh and he wants Beerus' job.


Race: Saiyan
Specialty: Rabid Attack Dog
Z Souls: Last of the Saiyans, The Wolf of Ragnarok, Fury Incarnate
Starting Power Level: 1,800
Fen is your fairly typical Saiyan, he is a proud warrior, but unlike others he doesnt let himself get to arrogant, as the destruction of Planet Vegeta proved that even great warriors can die. Fen's primary role in the party is Close Quarters Combat, seeing as hes the physically strongest. He has no problem being called Lady Polarin's attack dog, as attack dogs are weapons, not pets. Just dont call him a pet Monkey if you value your head.

While doing whatever it is we do on a daily basis on our starship, a call comes in. Sadly Fen is the only one on the Bridge to answer. *click* "Ya?" Its Lord Cooler. Fens snaps his fist to heart and bows his head.l "Hey boss whatcha need?" Thankfully Cooler finds Fen amusing and sends him to go get Lady Polarin.

Several seconds later Polarin is on the bridge getting debriefed. Fen stands back while Mayze and Nemo head to the bridge to find out whats happening. Heres the current situation: The planet Bark is 3 months behind on taxes and they wont answer hails. Lord Cooler is concerned, mostly because some small upstart planet called Grain in the area is apparently trying to create an Empire. Fen fails horribly at hiding his amusement, the rest of the party isnt much better. Lord Cooler believes that they have something to do with this, so we are to go to Bark, find out whats going on and deal with it. If we find Grain involvement we have permission to do what we feel is appropriate. Fun.

Lady Polarin orders Buldo (a blue Guldo) to set course for Bark. We are informed it should be about a week. Fen and Mayze head to the Meat Locker to get some food and Nemo goes back to his quarters to meditate. Lady Polarin goes and does CO stuff, oh and trains.

We arrive at Bark right on schedule. Scans show that the planets average power level is 42. What??:smallconfused: Buldo nervously rechecks the scanners and realizes that apparently the birds have an energy signature and were throwing the numbers. He rescans and the average power level is 500. Much better.

Lady Polarin orders a scan of the space around the planet and after several seconds Buldo detects a small spacecraft going in for a landing. A quick power scan reveals an average power level of 1200, so barely above Nemo, with the highest at 1600. Fen and Mayze find this adorable. Lady Polarin orders the ship to land "in proper fashion"

Our ship heads for the landing pad, the same one the other ship was heading for which is cut into the side of an absolutely massive tree. Apparently the entire city is carved into these trees. At about 200 feet above the pad the Arcosian March (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q) plays. It continues until Lady Polarin is standing at the bottom of the boarding ramp with two lights on her. The locals are suitably impressed.

After disembarking we get our first look at the locals. They're Bird People. No one is wearing shoes either, i guess you dont need them when you have Talons. We also get a look at who was in the other ship. They look kinda like short bald Saiyans with pointed ears and brown skin, and they are wearing incredibly shiny armor.

Lady Polarin approaches the group of locals, who are headed by a large muscled Bird-Man who is apparently called Oak and a really old Bird-Man called Sprout. Sprout is apparently their ambassador.

Sprout bows as Lady Polarin approaches, he is suitably afraid."Take us to your King" Before Sprout can respond the other guys interrupt. "Hey! We where here first!" Lady Polarin turns here full gaze onto them, "We are here to deal with a little problem of back-taxes and to find out why this planet has been silent for three months. Our work takes precedence." At this Sprout speaks up, "My Lady we have had trouble with a powerful group of pirates recently. We called for help, but apparently no one recieved our messages." Lady Polarin looks back at Sprout, "I knew there was a reasonable explanation. Speaking of pirates," turns back to other guys "and you are?"

The primary speaker gets even more annoyed "We are the Paladins of Planet Grain, and we have come to help this planet with their pirate problem" Before Lady Polarin can respond, Fen opens his mouth, "Well your presence is no longer required, so just run off home." Several more snide comments come from Mayze, Nemo and Fen, with a few good ones coming from the Paladins. The Paladins get even angrier but Lady Polarin just ignores them and turns back to Sprout. "That meeting?" He bows again and keeps nodding "Of course milady this way" Fen claps him on the shoulder "Good choice" Sprout tries not to faint.


We are showed into the king's chambers, they look pretty nice, if a bit wood themed. The king is another old bird, though he has just about every imaginable color in his plumage. He greets Lady Polarin with the appropriate deference, but as usual she cuts straight to business. She wants to know everything he knows about these pirates.

"Of course milady, for three months we have been at their mercy. Curse that Turles and his Crusher Corps!"

At this Mayze and Fen look at each other, with something that is totally not worry. Lady Polarin taps her chin "Crusher Corps... why does that sound familiar?" Mayze proceeds to explain: Turles is a traitor Saiyan to the PTO, some years ago he stole a ship and started gathering a pirate crew. Hes been a pain in the PTO's side ever since. "Last i heard he was more powerful than Bardock or King Vegeta where" says Fen. "Interesting, and he has been raiding your ships?" The king nods, "He has taken all of our taxes that we have sent to you, the loot his crew has should cover most of what we owe." "Well we'll just have to deal with him wont we. We shall return when it is finished. Oh, and i would like to extend an invitation to Oak to join my squad" The King is taken aback, but he recovers quickly, "I will tell him milady."

On our way to the ship everyone is curious why Lady Polarion wants the Bird. "Because while this planet's average Power Level is only 500 his is over 900, so i am intrigued" We get back to the ship and head into orbit."

curious-puzzle
2015-08-22, 03:04 PM
There is a distinct lack of explosions and screaming so far...I expect that to be remedied in further entries.:smallbiggrin:

Oh, and do you have a bunch of Norse-themed attack names lined up?

Blackhawk748
2015-08-22, 03:22 PM
There is a distinct lack of explosions and screaming so far...I expect that to be remedied in further entries.:smallbiggrin:

Oh, and do you have a bunch of Norse-themed attack names lined up?

Of course i do :smallbiggrin:

Also yes, i had to stop typing as i needed food, im only about a 1/3 through the session, lots of cools stuff happens yet.

Blackhawk748
2015-08-23, 02:34 PM
Ok now that ive stopped being distracted by food, zombie killing and Dragonball, i can finish this entry :smalltongue:

So after heading back in to orbit we went to go check out the nearest moon, as apparently Turles and his gang hide behind one of them (there are three apparently). So, Blue Moon 1. Nothing. Blue Moon 2. Squat. Yellow Moon. We got a ping! So after several jokes about how appropriate the color is and speculation about its original color we have Buldo run a scan.

Apparently the highest power level down there is just over 1000. Thats not right. Turles should be way over that. At this time Nemo informs us that something weird is going on on the planet. We look and notice he's doing his weird Wizard Floating Meditation thing. So Lady Polarin orders a scan of the planet. We are treated to a picture of a tree. A big tree. A really big tree. Like bigger than all the other trees on that planet, which is really saying something.

Since we didnt really care about the local plant life we have no clue if its native or not, nor do we really care. Nemo informs us that there are two Power levels down there, both suppressed So thats where Turles is.

With the fligging energy birds throwing our numbers we have no way to get an accurate reading and Lady Polarin doesnt wanna go down there with bad info, so we start brainstorming. None of us can figure out why Turles would care about a tree until Lady Polarin points out that the birds on Bark have an energy signature, which would mean this planet probably has a crazy high amount of it, which may, in turn, pass into the fruit in trees.

Mayze and Fen both cringe at this as,:smallyuk:, fruit, but it makes some weird form of sense. Still we want to be sure that Turles is down there. This is when Mayze gets the best idea ever. Lets throw a rock at it

Fen is so proud of his cousin, hes being a true Saiyan. Nemo just looks at him weird, and Lady Polarin just seems confused. Mayze then explains that we should blast a chunk of rock off one of the moons and then tractor is at the tree. If Turles is down there he will have to power up to destroy it. If its not him...well, we'll deal with that. A few orders to Buldo later and we are chucking a giant rock at a tree. Those are not tears of pride in Fens eyes, its just space dust.

So the rock is plummeting towards Bark right on target and just before it clears atmosphere it explodes. Well that answered that. Nemo figures that him taking a bunch of soldiers to deal with the pirates is a good plan, and he heads out with his Attack Pod and a bunch of soldiers, while Buldo pilots the ship into the upper atmosphere and we disembark.

We stop several hundred feet above the ground and Turles and a really big pink guy float up about halfway to us. Fen stands in front of Lady Polarin as we begin to talk to Turles. He doesnt take the monologue bait, but several taunts from Fen and Mayze keep him occupied long enough. For what? Why Absolute Zero, one of Lady Polarin's most powerful attacks, which she was charging since we started talking, and with Fen in the way Turles couldnt see.

Surprise Round! Fen drops straight down and Lady Polarin shoots straight over him, Turles somehow manages to deflect it, much to Lady Polarin's annoyance and instead of a Turles icicle, she froze an innocent tree. Mayze opens up with Sucker Punch on an unexpecting Amond (the big pink guy). Both energy bolts nail him square in the chest.

Fen actually wins initiative and begins charging his Ultimate Technique (which happens to be his only one :smalltongue:), Lady Polarin goes next firing her Hailstorm, a wonderful barrage of small blue energy bolts. Turles is not amused but hes still going. Mayze goes next and hits Amond with another Sucker Punch. Amond now is bleeding from two holes in his armor. Turles sees Fen's fist wrapped in black energy and thinks its a good plan to deal with that, so he flies up and belts him. Fen is not amused. Amond drops down and takes cover by the roots, and judging by the scouter readings is charging an attack.

Fen starts his turn by flipping off of Turles and then promptly screams"RAGNAROK!!" unleashing his attack. The black pulsing ball of energy flies towards Turles trailing red lightning. Halfway to Turles it detonates and rains down a storm of black and red energy bolts. Turles manages to block a bunch but comes out the other side a bit beat up...and completely open. Lady Polarin fires her Spiral Death Beam which neatly removes Turles heart and a few other things he didnt need from his chest, He drops like a stone. Mayze appears behind Amond and blows a neat hole in his head with his Sucker Punch.

Well that was fun. Lady Polarin tasks Fen with fetching Turles' corpse, and Fen obliges. Mayze is also instructed to bring the other body. On the way down Fen radios nemo and asks how its going, he hears screams of agony and cracks of lightning. So well. Nemo says he'll radio later when he isnt busy.

Fen lands by Turles's corpse and promptly crushes his chest cavity. What? I was being thorough :smalltongue: Picking up the corpse Fen notices a belt pouch, being curious he opens it. In it is a weird fruit and three seeds. Turles was weird.

Back on the ship Fen reports what he found and tosses the fruit to Buldo and tells him to "Do science on the thing", he gets like this when hes hungry. Lady Polarin heads to the Science lab while Fen gets some food. Mayze meets Nemo in the launch bay and they head to the science lab, where they head in about the same time as Fen. Lady Polarin is holding 4 slices of the fruit and tells everyone to eat one. Nemo does without hesitation as does Mayze after a second of looking at it. Fen just keeps staring at it, until Lady Polarin orders him to eat it, at which point he wraps it in meat and then eats it. *BOOM* Power boost.

Nemo says some important sounding magicky term, and then goes on to explain that this fruit is the product of some weird kind of Ki use that involves using a planets energy. Huh, i guess fruit is good for something.

After our fruit snack :smallyuk: Nemo goes in to what was on the ships: two months of Bark's taxes, and a bunch of the currency is from Grain. Now this doesnt mean they paid them, but thats what we are choosing to believe. Besides we need a volunteer to test out what one of these seeds do.

So we decide that tomorrow we are going to pretend that we got a distress signal, head to Grain, plant a seed and then "evacuate" the survivors. Lady Polarin goes to inform Lord Cooler that a "unforseen calamity is going to befall Grain and that we are going to help evacuate survivors." He responds that "immigration" will be ready.

Tomorrow comes and the plan goes off without a hitch.

We land our Attack Pods in the middle of no where and plant a seed, then we start playing poker 200 feet in the air in our Attack Pods.

Several hours go by and we are amusing ourselves by listening to their radio transmissions, as a all plant life has been dieing in an ever expanding circle around the tree, so they are convinced that the world is ending. They're probably right.

Exantually an army shows up to try to blow up the tree, except that its like 2 miles across now and is poking out the atmosphere. Way to be late guys. Mayze decides to go ask for their surrender and Fen decides to cover his cousin with Ragnarok. Mayze appears next to the general and asks for their surrender. The general responds by going for his gun. He doesnt get a chance to regret the decision as Mayze uses Sucker Punch to kill him and slag the back half of the tank. Mayze leaves just in time to hear a voice from the depths of hell, RAGNAROK! And then there was a large crater. Lady Polarin has been entertaining herself by shooting down jets, and Nemo went to go intercept a flanking force.

Shortly after the army being destroyed we get a few higher power levels showing up. Its the Paladins, finally an actual fight.

Lets do this! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGy70BxOQwY&list=FLpCbILzPL3SzS0fDSr9oAGw&index=1)

So Captain Pumpernickle and the Bread Brigade show up to stop the horrible evil villains... wait a minute. Sorry wrong perspective.

So Captain Nicklepump and his stooges show up to ruin our day, he starts shouting about how we're monsters and blah blah Initiative! Unlike Last time most of the enemy is going first.

The Captain fires several Ki blasts at Lady Polarin which she dodges. Then Cake and Toast go after her too, she takes some damage but shes fine. Rye starts charging an attack, Mayze uses this as an opening and hits him with Sucker Punch, which that stupid shiny armor of their's seems to reflect. :smallmad: Crepe goes after Fen, who contemptuously bats away his attack and then throws a punch, a bad one.

Beam Struggle music
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERW6ePVI-As)
The Captain then decides to start charging an attack and Lady Polarin decides to counter with one of her own, so they just charge for a bit. Cake and Toast are heading for the Lady when suddenly Nemo shows up and with a shout of "You shall Kneel!" he unleashes a double Smite, killing Cake and seriously hurting Toast. Rye unleashes his attack which is casually deflected by Mayze, and with a spent Fate point deflected right into Pumpernickle just as he was firing his attack. This makes it trivial for Lady Polarin's Spiral Death Beam to punch through the Captains attack, and his arm, and his chest, and then have the resulting shockwave blow him apart. Mayze appears behind Rye and with a "Thanks for the help" blasts him with Sucker Punch killing him.

Now Crepe throws a Ki blast at Fen and gets -2 successes. Ya, Fen isnt having fun anymore, he's insulted and he makes sure that Crepe knows this. He blitzes forward and buries his first into Crepe's gut. The others mop up Toast, with several jokes about how appropriate his name is. Crepe, to his credit wont stop fighting and tries to fire a beam out of his mouth at Fen, Fen just grabs his jaw and forces it closed, detonating the beam inside. Ow. Fen extracts his fist from Crepe's gut and then sledgehammers him into the ground, and then follows up with a rushed Ragnarok. Sadly his anger and the rushed nature of the attack, plus that stupid armor make it far less awesome than it should have been and so Mayze appears behind Crepe and says "You have failed to entertain my cousin, you're fired" and then blows his head off. Lady Polarin then Turns them all into a nice ice sculpture with Absolute Zero.

So the tree has managed to grow 4 fruits for us and we eat them, and get another massive power boost. Oh and the planet is pretty much dead.

We head up in to orbit, set an asteroid on a collision course with the tree and signal the fleet that rendezvoused with us to start the evac.

So in total this first session tripled our XP and doubled Fen's Power Level, hes at 3,400 now, and he developed a new attack, so a good start. Oh and we ate a planet, we're still nicer than Freiza though!
Other Party Members Power Levels:
Nemo: What the Scouter says 1400, actual 2900
Mayze:3400
Lady Polarin Form 1: 2600. Form 3: 260,000

Blackhawk748
2015-08-29, 05:30 PM
Sorry to say that we didnt really have much of a session this week as RL kinda slammed our GM so he didnt really get any time to plan. However we figured out where we are going from here: to a little planet called E`arth. Which loosely translates to Dirt. Oh and we found out that Raditz dies recently, as Frieza sent a message to Lady Polarin (who is sadly related to the psycho) to "watch your monkeys". This obviously went over great with Fen.

After that we had a moment of silence for Raditz. It was exactly one, and then said we need to find out where this place is so we can buy the guy who offed Raditz a drink. Oh and to stop Vegeta from doing something stupid, and so we can see his expression.

So we headed to Dirt in the Northern Galaxy, which should take about 9 months, and are going to spend the time training. Gotta use up all that XP.

While very little actually happened we did wind up spending 2 hours bantering in character, and thats awesome because that has never happened. Also since the game Devs recently updated the Ki cots everyone had to re-cost their attacks, while this did little to impact Fen (as most of the stuff on his attack stayed the same) a lot of the other's attacks got more expensive, so some reconfiguring went on. For example: Mayze's Sucker Punch is now an actual punch instead of a Ki Blast and it only hits once, but for a comparable amount of damage, so thats good. Hopefully they finish their Bad Guy book soon as it would help our GM out.

So hopefully next week will have more explosions and punching, as this week had a distinct lack of both. :smalltongue:

janusmaxwell
2015-08-29, 08:44 PM
Lady Polarin's Spiral Death Beam (Thinking "Arctic Ray" for a real name, thoughts?) went from 42xp to 216xp :smalleek: and everything else jumped up too.

Little blurb on Polarin.
Z-Souls
Master and Vassal: "My underlings are valuable for their varied experiences and knowledge as well as the amusement they bring to me, and occasionally the wider crew. Fen, for example, once pulled an enemies entire nervous system out in one piece. Such an ability is too unique, and hilarious, to risk losing which is why I will not abandon him or anyone else on the crew unnecessarily."

Cold Death: <slightly narrowed eyes, small frown.> "You have angered me...Mayze, start a betting pool on how this one dies first; hypothermia, or the shock of watching his frozen skin shattering into DUST."

Sweet Threats: <smiles widely> (Which in third form, has a "chelsea grin" (literally or almost literally from ear-to-ear) mouth that is full of pointy teeth) "Excuse me? I don't believe I heard you properly, and I would SO like to avoid a...misunderstanding..."

Signature Ki Technique (Subject to change as XP customization presents itself)
Absolute Zero: 4 rounds of charging ki in the palm of right hand, fingers curled. Fully charged, the ki ball is the size of a fist and light-blue in color with a defined shape akin to a crystal (sharp points jutting out at odd angles). On impact, the ball explodes in a flash of light and a sharp crack, leaving a wide area and all within frozen solid. (like throwing a water-balloon containing several swimming pool's worth of liquid Nitrogen)

You left out the bit where we heard a Fundamentalist going "It's the end times, Repent!" on Grain's radiowaves and I went "Excuse me..." before flying off to make sure he was at the front of the line to meet his God.

Blackhawk748
2015-08-29, 09:27 PM
You left out the bit where we heard a Fundamentalist going "It's the end times, Repent!" on Grain's radiowaves and I went "Excuse me..." before flying off to make sure he was at the front of the line to meet his God.

Ya, theres a bunch of other stuff i left out too, id be here for days otherwise :smalltongue:

If it isnt extremely obvious Janus is Lady Polarins Player

janusmaxwell
2015-09-05, 11:54 AM
Teaser for last weeks session: Fen, Mayze and Gohan have become the Saiyan version of 2 and 1/2 men.

I think Fen would be Charlie Sheen in this situation, save he doesn't need ALL DAS DRUGS to go batsh-t loco. (Plus his is berserker-fury rather than having an ego that can blot out the sun.)

SkipSandwich
2015-09-05, 05:21 PM
Teaser for last weeks session: Fen, Mayze and Gohan have become the Saiyan version of 2 and 1/2 men.

I think Fen would be Charlie Sheen in this situation, save he doesn't need ALL DAS DRUGS to go batsh-t loco. (Plus his is berserker-fury rather than having an ego that can blot out the sun.)

Oh, so you guys have elected to fully meddle in the normal plotline of DBZ (well, DBZ with hints of the Abridged Series, if guess correctly), I mean, I guess I should have realized it earlier when you tangled with Turles and the Tree of Might, but didn't want to assume since all the DBZ movies are technically non-canonical.

I'm guessing that somebody jumped Goku due to his and Turle's inexpliciable resemblance?

janusmaxwell
2015-09-05, 08:09 PM
Oh, so you guys have elected to fully meddle in the normal plotline of DBZ (well, DBZ with hints of the Abridged Series, if guess correctly), I mean, I guess I should have realized it earlier when you tangled with Turles and the Tree of Might, but didn't want to assume since all the DBZ movies are technically non-canonical.

I'm guessing that somebody jumped Goku due to his and Turle's inexpliciable resemblance?

Won't kneecap Blackhawk by spoiling too much, unless he says otherwise.

Timeframe wise, our DM has been playing fast and loose with time-frames for the DBZ-verse from the main series and the movies. For instance, we haven't met Goku yet, as we made it to earth around 2 months before Vegeta and Nappa showed up.

And I'm not gonna say more than that until BH does because IT WAS GLORIOUS!

What's better than a villain who monologues? One who will POINT OUT THE SOURCE OF HIS POWERS and say "HA HA! You can't beat me as long as I have THIS!"

What a moron.

Blackhawk748
2015-09-08, 07:47 PM
Ok, i've finally passed my save vs. Procrastination, and let me tell you that save DC is a doozy :smalltongue:

When last we left our heroes, and i use that term loosely, they where headed for planet Dirt (Earth in the local dialect) En route they decided to do some training. Mayze and Fen went at it tooth and claw, as this is really the only way Fen knows how to teach. Mayze got a lot better at punching. Next Fen helped Nemo on his parrying, this took multiple hits to the face to stick. Then Nemo volunteered to teach everyone how to sense energy, Fen skipped that class. In general everyone improved, and in some cases learned new skills.

So roughly 9 months of this go by, until Buldo tells us we made it to Dirt. Finally.

As we are entering the Dirt system (yes we will keep calling it that :smalltongue:) Buldo informs us that a large celestial object is going to pass close to Dirt. He zooms in on it and it appears to be a small planetoid about the size of their moon.

Lady Polarin-Is that natural?
Buldo-Yes Milady. It appears to pass through the system every 500 years or so.
LP-Well keep an eye on it in any case. What is the planets power level.
Buldo- *scanning* Uummmm...... 5?
Fen- Are you scanning the birds again?
Buldo- *runs second scan* No, apparently, the average power level here is 5. there are several over 1,000 though.
Fen- How do they live???
Mayze- Look at all the species. Are they...are they living in peace???
Fen- That is just weird.
Lp- Well it would explain the low power levels

More scans are run and we figure out that the highest concentration of power is on a Floating Rock in the Sky. Both Mayze and Fen look at Nemo who shrugs "Wizard did it". Then his eyes snap wide open and he yells at Buldo

Nemo- Give me a visual on that planet. Now!

Buldo hastily complies. The images show a pink mist slowly creeping over the planet, anyone touched by it is turned into a raging monster that immediately attacks those nearby.

Nemo-Thats Demon magic!!
Fen- And you know that why....
Nemo- Wizard.
Fen- Thats legit


So seeing as there is a pink mist down there that turns people in to crazy rage monsters and triples their power level, we decide to go to the Floating Rock and figure out what is going on. Everyone gets their Re breathers, except Lady Polarin as she doesnt need to breathe. While we are suiting up, Buldo sends us a live feed of the Rock.

Turns out theres a freakin temple or something on top of it and there are 4 big guys standing around a short blue guy. These guys seems to be talking to a freaking Namekian and a short black alien in a turban. Lady Polarin tells us to wait. It doesnt take long as the short blue guy suddenly shrinks the Namekian and Turban Guy and then starts laughing.

LP- Ok thats the bad guy
*rest of us look quizzically at her*
LP- No good guy laughs like that.
*we nod in agreement*
LP- Oak keep an eye out, if you get a signal from us, glass that rock
Oak *from the bridge*-Yes Milady.

With that we crack the hatch and go to have a chat.

We land in between some trees and approach the motley crew standing before us. The short blue one is obviously in charge.

SBG (short blue guy)-Who are you?? Get off my lookout!
LP-We saw that this planet seemed to be having problems, would that be your doing?
SBG- Yes! Soon the Black Water Mist will turn this whole planet into my Daemonic slaves! All shall before Lord Garlic!
*Fen and Mayze try very hard not to laugh, they succeed....mostly*
LP-Really? Well we happened to like this planet the way it was, it made a nice change of pace.
Garlic- Well i dont care kill them Spice Boys *promptly gets shot by Spiral Death Beam*
*Mayze Sucker Punches Spice*
Fen- I put Garlic on my steak! There i said it!


Initiative!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOlQ_0XwXQ&list=PLF0CC0F12901F742A&index=3)

Mayze goes first and Sucker Punches Spice again. Spice reels from the attack clutching his gut. Mustard goes and hits Lady Polarin, Salt rushes Mayze but sucks, Lady Polarin shoots Garlic again, hitting him again. Nemo begins to charge his Smite, while Fen uses his newest attack Howling Inferno on Vinegar, who dodges. Vinegar responds with his own laser, but Fen just bats it away. Garlic gets really pissed and mentally chucks a bunch of rocks at Lady Polarin, which hurts. "You cant beat me as long as the Makyo Star is in orbit"

LP- Oh really... Oak, destroy that planetoid.
*lots of lasers shooting planetoid, planetoid crumbles*
LP- You were saying?

Next Round! Mayze slams into Mustard sending him hurtling through space. Mustard comes flying back and smacks Mayze, Salt continues to suck, but with Eye Beams. Lady Polarin shoots Vinegar, to give Fen a hand, and Nemo decides that Salt doesnt look zapped enough. He hurls his Smite at the little bugger and cooks him with one shot. Way to go Wizard! Fen starts growling and cackling to himself, and decides hes gonna try to punch Spice, Vinegar and Mustard. His eyes are to big for his fist and they dodge, but he is having way too much fun. Vinegar punches Fen, who doesnt seem to care. Garlic starts to power up.

Next round!! Mayze punches Mustard so hard he rips a horn off, Mustard tries to punch him back and fails. Salt continues to suck while dead. Lady Polarin lasers Garlic, he continues to be pissed. Nemo fires at Vinegar, who dodges. Fen tries his last plan again, and manages to get a solid kick on Vinegar, but fails elsewhere. Garlic then flies up and screams Dead Zone!!!!

We were momentarily concerned until we realized that the winds werent doing anything to us. Lady Polarin hits Vinegar with a laser and freeezes him solid. Mayze drop kicks Garlic in to the portal and Fne fineshes off the last two schmucks.

LP- Mayze that was great, but never do anything that reckless again!
Mayze- But Milady, im a Saiyan! If i dont do something stupid at least once every three months i lose my license.
Fen- By the way heres you card *hands him a card that says Official Saiyan*

At this point the old Namekian comes out of the building

Old Namekian- You will be happy to know that i have counteracted the Black Water Mist, now, who are you?

Lady Polarin does the introductions and we find out that the Namekian is named Kami, and Mayze notices that he keeps looking at Nemo. Questions for later. Fen then asks who killed Raditz, while he's chucking bodies from the Lookout.

Kami-Well that would be Piccolo, why? Have you come to pay respects
*Fen and Mayze look at each other and bust out laughing*
LP- *doing a better job hiding her laughter* No Fen wishes to buy Raditz's killer a drink
Mayze-Ya we werent exactly a big fan.

At this point a short Bald Guy and a short person with a tail show up on the lookout. OIbviously Fen and Mayze are shocked and stare intently at the newcomer, who understandably freaks out and stands behind Kami. The Short Bald Guy seems a bit freaked.

Fen- *points at the short one with the tail* Who is that??
Kami- This would be Gohan, son of Goku. Raditz came to get his father.
Mayze- Why would he do that?
Kami- Apparently Raditz was his brother
Fen and Mayze- WHAT???
Kami- Umm yes, apparently Goku was a Saiyan.
Mayze- That means this Goku was Bardock's kid, so thats where all the coolness went.
Fen-That means there is a Saiyan woman here, cuz theres his kid!
Kami- Actually Gohan here is only Half-Saiyan. We arent exactly sure how it works.
Fen- You know what this means??
Mayze- We arent going extinct!!
*High Fives*
Fen- *squatting down by Gohan* Ok kid, you just got yourself two new Uncles to make up for your last lame one. So wheres your dad?
Kami-Goku fell fighting Raditz.
Mayze- Oh come on really??
Gohan-Dont worry my dad is coming back
*everyone looks really sad at this*
Fen-Sure he is kid.
*Mayze passes a perception check to notice Kami tense up again*
Mayze-That wouldnt have anything to do with those Dragonballs we heard about in Raditz's transmission would it?
Kaami- *Sigh* Yes, we are going to use them to bring back Goku when the Saiyans arrive.
LP-Oh, thats fine.
Kami- You arent going to take them?
LP- And do what with them?
Fen-Wish for endless booze?
*Lady Polarin glares*
Fen- It was just an idea.... Hey Gohan lets go hunting, we'll do a quick stop by Piccolo then we can bring some meat home for your mom.
Gohan- Ok
*Fen, Mayze, and Gohan fly off, Fen asks Gohan if he had his first Oozaru transformation*
Lady Polarin- I believe i shall need some clothes to properly blend in, you *points at Baldy* i shall need someone to accompany me.
Baldy- eeep
*They fly off*
Kami- So, what is a Kai doing here?
Nemo-......

So Fen and Mayze fly off into the Wastelends to find Piccolo, thankfully thats pretty easy. Fen has spent the flight coaching Gohan on how to control his Oozaru form and teaching him how to properly keep his tail around his waist. They land by another Namekian.

Piccolo- What do you want?
Fen- You killed Raditz?
Piccolo- *visibly tenses* what of it?
Fen- *extends hand* i owe you a beer, but i guess since you're a Nemekian that wont work.
Piccolo- A nameka-what?
Mayze- A species of Plant or Slug people
Piccolo- I thought i was a demon, this is far more ordinary
Fen-*looking at his symbol* Well you're part of Demon Clan if it makes you feel better. Anyway just wanted to say thanks. So out of curiosity why are you guys waiting to bring Goku back?
Piccolo- Because he is training with King Kai in Otherworld.
*Fen and Mayze hear a thud over their Scouters, since Nemo's vitals are fine they assume its his jaw hitting the floor.*
Fen- Hey Nemo......
Nemo- Ya....
Fen-We're gonna go to a bar later? Wanna come?
Nemo-Uh ya, sure.
*Mouths to Mayze* Hes got some splainin to do
Fen-Well thanks again, come on Gohan we gotta go get dinner.

So the New Uncles fly off with their adopted Nephew to go get a dino and meet Chi Chi. This should be interesting.

Im gonna let Janus cover Lady Polarin's "Shopping Trip". So next Session Mayze and Fen are gonna meet Chi Chi. This will be fun.

Blackhawk748
2015-09-09, 07:12 PM
Edited in the last two chapters of session 2

janusmaxwell
2015-09-10, 06:30 PM
Alright, not sure how to go about this, so I'm just gonna throw out stuff I remember:

After about a half-hour of Mayze and Fen blustering about the Earthlings power levels being so low ("HOW ARE THEY FUNCTIONING!?!") Buldo zoomed in on various city-centers and it was realized that the people were, on the whole, unarmed, unarmored and ill-kept. With a lack of definitive weapons and the body types that can only come from a species (or several...) that don't have a care in the world, we realized that this was an overall peaceful world, separate from the wars gripping the greater galaxy.

Which made it even more of a priority to find out where the pink mist which was transforming the citizenry into unholy monsters was coming from, so as to preserve this rather unique place. (granted, tripleling the power levels meant a jump from 5 to 15, but the point remains)

After making sure that everybody had a 2 rebreathers, save for myself, (No sense letting a smart enemy take capitalize on a weak point) we descended onto the strange floating structure. There was a little back-and-forth with Garlic and the Spice boys, (at one point, one hit me in the face and I told him that I would use the chunks of his frozen corpse to chill my victory martini) the blue midget himself called boastfully "Fools! What ill luck you have to attack me on this day of all days! With the Makyo star so close by, my power-"

Recall that we left our ship in the upper atmosphere, with orders to shoot the crap out of the platform in case things went bad and we had to bug the f--k out, but also to keep an eye on the strange asteroid to make sure it didn't veer off course at the wrong moment and obliterate the planet.

"my power-" was as far as Garlic Junior got before I shouted into my scouter. "Oak, destroy the asteroid, NOW!"

In moments, the ships cannons had pummeled the space-rock into dust. Ahh, but it warms my cold-blood to see a minions first destruction of a heavenly body. I managed to catch a glimmer in Fen's eye, but that could have been drifting dust from the disintegrated asteroid rather than tears of pride...or it could have been when Mustard got a lucky shot and popped Fen in the nose. (he did not live to regret that mistake)

Following the battle, the Namekian known as Kami resurfaced along with a human, a half-saiyan and...a species which I am wholly uncertain of, save that it was overweight with elfin ears and skin as black as the void. We talked with him for a few moments, explaining our actions and reasons for being here as benign. Our primary objectives: Investigate Raditz' death, stop Vegeta and Nappa from doing something stupid and a secondary objective to learn more about this "Lizard Scrotums" that drew the attention of Vegeta and Nappa. ("Their called Dragon Balls milady". "Thank you Mayze")

I'll admit that it was somewhat disheartening to hear the young Saiyan speak of his father as though his sire would return from the grave, but who am I to judge how a child behaves regarding the death of a parent. It was far more interesting to speak to a "God" regarding his duties, and I was more than happy to show him due deference on that point. His power levels were as nothing compared to lord Frieza and myself, but death is one of 2 constants in the universe, and why insult somebody who could possibly have a hand in where you will end up when the Reaper comes?

But even better is that I found a new toy in the form of an Earthling named "Krillin"

Honestly, it was adorable the way he shivered in fear of my power-level, (or perhaps my appearance. My third form bears a passing resemblance to a creature called a "Bullete" or so I've been told) and I took great delight in focusing my attention on him. Before long it was determined that we should see this "Other-half" of the Guardian of Earth, another Namekian named Piccolo, and we flew away while ordering our ship to trail behind, as this Piccolo seemed to enjoy deserted wastelands and it seemed prudent not to call attention to the planet's new visitors. (And possible overlords, depending on the circumstances)

As we flew, I spoke with Krillin regarding my appearance and if any native species shared a look similar to mine. His stuttering responses to the negative did not inspire confidence in any attempts to remain incognito, and I resolved to shift to my final form when we met this Piccolo. Shortly after making this decision, Mayze motioned for me to speak to him.

As we flew, Mayze informed me of a deception on the part of the Namekian and the pieces began to come together regarding the magical artifacts of this world, and the young half-saiyan's certainty of his father's return.

Garlic Jr., the son of a previous rival of Kami's, who claimed to be immortal and to that end was able to shrug off most of the attacks from me and my crew, lending credence to an otherwise ludicrous claim...

Earth's moon, while currently absent, had apparently been destroyed at least twice over, with the last instance only a few months prior to our arrival...

The absolute certainty of the boy proclaiming his fathers resurrection, coupled with the most socially-astute saiyan you will ever meet informing me that the elder Namekian clearly knew more than he was letting on regarding a return from the grave...

By the time we had met and spoken with this Piccolo, it was obvious that these Dragon Balls were real and obviously capable of great power. I made sure to tell Piccolo, and by proxy his telepathically connected counter-part that I bore them no ill will for decieving me, as I would have done the same. However, my decision to shift into my Final form did not inspire confidence as Piccolo said "That doesn't exactly back up your claim of being here for peaceful reasons!!!" as I released my complete power. I chose to ignore his statement in favor laughing lightly at the form of Krillin, who had fainted dead away from the surge of my Ki.

Almost as humorous was the statement from Piccolo/Kami that the boy's father, Goku, was training with a higher-ranking god named King-Kai. The reason for this laughter was the sound of Nemo sputtering indignantly over his scouter. (I wonder why the Guardian of Earth wished to speak with our wizard alone...)

Fen: "What's with you Nemo."
Nemo: "Nothing! Nothing! I'm fine, I just have to listen to this BLASPHEMY!!!"
Mayze: "I thought you were a wizard, not a cleric?"
Fen: "He might be both...what are those called again? The Urge or something?"

After a little more conversation, and the awakening of Krillin, it was determined that I should speak with a woman named "Bulma", and I insisted that Krillin accompany me to a nearby city to scout out appropriate clothes for myself and my crew. We left the ship to choose a good parking place, Fen and Mayze went to bond with Gohan, and I enjoyed a look at what might have been the most naively innocent planet I have ever come across.

There's gonna be a shift in perspective here, just FYI.

As Lady Polarin and Krillin walk the streets, drawing a few stares from passersby, the earthling wondered "Is this a date?" When the Arcosian stopped and looked at a pink and white striped sign hanging from a building.

"Ice cream?" The pale-blue and white alien gave the short human a side-look "Your people actually eat the frozen lactation of mammals?"

"Uh, yeah?" Krillin affirmed with a nervous nod "Lot's of people like it."

"Truly..." Polarin smiled and made to walk inside "I don't suppose you'll mind treating me to a little of this ice cream then."

Gulping audibly, Krillin followed, pulling his wallet out as they entered the shop.


---Miles away---

Fen gives a start and looks at his 'partner', Mayze "Did you feel that?"

"Yeah." Mayze nods, looking concerned even as he wipes the blood off of his arm from the T-Rex he'd just decapitated with his Sucker-Punch. "Something...weird is happening."

"You better go get the wizard."

Mayze nods and flies away, leaving Fen and Gohan to field-dress the dinosaur.

Nemo shudders, recieving an urgent message from his masters and gives a somewhat apologetic look to Kami as he runs to the edge of the Lookout "Sorry, got to go old man! I just got a prophecy of something REALLY bad!" As he leaps into the air, he goes full speed towards his 2 teammates, figuring that whatever is happening, his erstwhile commander can handle it herself.


-------

Krillin hands a cone topped with strawberry-flavored ice cream to Lady Polarin. She eyes the pink, clay-like substance for a few moments, a brief flash of concern on her face before clearly deciding that she can handle whatever disgust could be caused by this mysterious Ice Cream, and takes a lick.

Her eyes widen. There's a slight shiver as her face turns stony. Eyeing the food in her grip, she takes a small bite, which only serves to make her eyes widen even more and make Krillin break out into a cold sweat.

Slowly, she makes to hand her cone to Krillin, who obliges as she says "One moment..." and then turns and walks back out of the shop. After a moment to make sure she is clear of the awning, Lady Polarin's feet leave the ground as she slowly rises into the air and draws significantly more stares then before. Krillin watches as she clears some of the shorter buildings, and then flies out of sight. The moment she does...

A 12-year old girl, discovering that her Christmas wish to Santa for a pony has been fulfilled upon seeing a white-palomino standing next to the family tree, wearing a pink bow.

A 11-year old boy, receiving a full-automatic, belt-fed Nerf gun for his birthday with his smiling parents telling him to "Have fun."

Anybody who finds themselves in the presence of a dozen puppies.

This kind of happiness is to be expected from humans or other races across the galaxy, and besides the smiles and laughter of those observing the exuberant joy, these events are otherwise normal.

An Arcosian making laps around a large city at Mach 3, squealing with glee upon tasting ice cream for the first time is NOT a normal event, and the reactions varied from person to person.

"Yep. This is definitely a date." Krillin stated as he watched the pale-comet rocket past again, hearing Lady Polarin's high-pitched "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~~!!!" doppler around him.


-----

Fen yanked his scouter away from his ear, grimacing as he said "Dammit, and Mayze has the damn flask!" while Gohan looked between him and the spiking powerlevel several miles away.

Mayze, having already been in flight, managed to successfully grab the ankle of the undercover demi-God before he took a header into Dirt. The wizards wrap-around scouter was nearly his downfall as it could not be removed so easily as his teammates, causing him to tailspin and shriek in pain at almost as high a frequency as Lady Polarin while falling to Earth.

Pulling the device from his teammates head, Mayze said "You okay?"

"WHAT?" Nemo shouted, suffering from a case of mild deafness.

Mayze simply rolled his eyes, handed back the scouter before reaching into a pocket of his armor and pulling out a hip flask with [If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget] inscribed on it. Mayze simply says "We can tell no one of this." before taking a long pull of hard liqour and passing it to his teammate.

On the ship, most of the crew had been knocked unconscious by the surge of Lady Polarin's Ki. Buldo, being made of sterner stuff, was still at his station and looking like he wished to be anywhere else at that moment. Oak however, rolled across the floor of the bridge nearby, cackling madly at his new boss' reaction to Earth's food.


-------

Lady Polarin lands once more, a corner of her mouth twisting up in a half-smile that threatens to break her cold, stony facade. "Tell me Krillin, this Bulma is rich? Does she have enough money to buy the ice-cream?"

"Which ice cream?" The human asked nervously.

Fixing the bald martial artist with a look that can be described as 'half-insane from sheer joy', Lady Polarin replies.

ALL OF IT.

Blackhawk748
2015-09-13, 08:27 AM
There was no session this week as our GM had to work

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janusmaxwell
2015-09-25, 04:01 PM
Very late, due to various issues with family, but it's time for notes on the last session.

Lady Polarin, Fen, Mayze, Nemo and various unnamed members of the PTO have reached Planet Dirt, which was a world of dichotomies. While it was a planet that was cut off from the greater wars and battles plaguing the galaxy and thus very peaceful, it was also in crisis as the Blackwater Mist was spreading and turning the people into rampaging monsters. Our...protaganists were successful in ending the threat of the Blackwater Mist after destroying the Makio Star and banishing the immortal Garlic into the Dead Zone. Afterwards, they decided to explore this quaint little world and see it's wonders.

Then an Arcosian ate some strawberry ice cream and joygasmed so hard she decided to buy the entire planet.

Fen and Mayze escorted Gohan back to his house with a field-dressed T-Rex they'd acquired enroute to meeting the woman who had married Goku, a temporarily dead Saiyan who happened to be Raditz brother, and possibly the 3rd Saiyan of their entire race who wasn't a complete douche.

Finding that Chichi wasn't home, the group didn't have the chance to go searching for the missing woman before Gohan recieved a phone-call from Master Roshi warning that his mother was returning home and she was not happy. Heroic little boy that he is, Gohan insisted his new 'replacement uncles' leave for a few hours until his mother had calmed down. Taking the boy's words to heart, the salesman and the hound flew away.

Heading to Lady Polarin's last known location, East City, Fen and Mayze decided to see how things worked on a world that was so peaceful the average inhabitant had a power level of 5, and yet retained basic sapience. A little more brainstorming between the two brought the idea that if they were going to blend in (despite their scouters and armor) they would need some of the native currency, which is why the overseer of a building that was to be demolished suddenly had 2 large men with tails land nearby and offer to destroy it for him at a fraction of the cost he would end up paying his regular employees.

5 minutes and a dozen punched support beams later, Fen and Mayze flew away from the ruined building to a local bank with a check for 4000 Zeni and discovered the only thing that can draw more attention than a heavily armored man looking to cash a check while another waits outside is 1 man in a ski-mask with an assault rifle screaming for everybody to get down. The robber's brilliant plan goes awry when he is ordered to open fire by the smiling Mayze standing directly in front of him, who proceeds to catch the assault rifles entire clip in one hand when the unluckiest criminal alive opens fire. The bandit's next plan for a brilliant escape is likewise thwarted when he runs headlong into Fen and almost knocks himself out. A harsh word from Mayze convinces the robber to surrender many things, including control over his bladder though that was not asked for or appreciated, and the pair leave with their money and a teller's phone number.

Fen and Mayze's first purchase with their honestly earned money is lunch, where Fen discovers that there are multiple kinds of meat, and Mayze achieves enlightenment via tacos. Becoming more and more amazed by the sheer variety of food available (Especially Fen, who discovers that vegetables combined with meat are several steps above 'merely tolerable'.), they almost miss Nemo contacting them on their scouters. The wizard is inebriated and trying to upgrade his status to blind-drunk, which is when Fen and Mayze decide to pay him a visit, both to see to their distressed comrade and if this planet's variety regarding food also applies to it's liquor.

The latter proves to be true, and Fen needed 5 minutes to be convinced that he was not actually dead and despite all odds, in some sort of paradise. Eventually the duo (now trio) decide that this planet had taken it's entire budget for weapons and armor research and sunk it into food preparation, which ended up being the far superior option as they somehow managed to create a drink with a fruit in it that a Saiyan not only enjoyed, but order 3 more of.

Now, Nemo had always been a little on the odd side, but that was to be expected from a wizard. Since arriving on Dirt, he'd been acting even stranger, at one point saying the idea of a Saiyan training with somebody called King Kai was "BLASPHEMY!", which is why Fen and Mayze encouraged their cohort to alleviate his burden through confession. Nemo, via several bottles of Jack Daniels and a half of a bottle of Vodka, was over the event horizon of blotto and after only slight hesitation revealed that he had applied for training with King Kai centuries ago and had been turned down. Their interest peaked, it doesn't take much more for Nemo to reveal that he was in fact a Kai of War and Lightning, who was working for the PTO in order to keep an eye on Lady Polarin. With how badly Frieza's destruction of entire planets was screwing up the schedule of the universe, to such a degree that 'Bureaucratic Magic' had to be created simply to deal with the paperwork, the Kai's needed to keep tabs on any Arcosian to make sure they didn't become the next Frieza.

Fen and Mayze's mood, upon hearing Vegeta was one such planet destroyed by Frieza, was NOT happy.

Their mood's brightened considerably when the drunkenly giggling demigod revealed the punishment that awaited Frieza when he goes to hell, and perked up even more when they were informed that killing Frieza would knock at least "a couple hundred years" off of their own sentences in Hell.

After calling Lady Polarin to see what she has been up to, Fen and Mayze are asked to come to Capsule Corp, which they do after taking Nemo back to the ship. After informing the crew of the wonderful booze and food on this planet, with Fen giving a bottle of Jack Daniels to the poor squaddie who would be on 'bucket duty' next to Nemo's bed, and Mayze passing out tacos to all within reach. (Thankfully having the presence of mind to not give the avian Oak, our newest recruit, a chicken taco despite the hilarity that would have ensued)

Having been a few hours since leaving Gohan, Fen call's Goku's home while he and Mayze fly to Capsule Corp, and the Saiyan equivalent of a viking berserker finds himself cowed with the first 2 words uttered by the Dirtling female who married a Saiyan. "Oh...you."

After assuring her that he and his partner are nothing like the last Saiyan she met, aside from her husband, Fen and Mayze are cordially invited to dinner. With the image in his mind of an 8-foot tall musclebound Amazon, Fen decides that he would rather tell Frieza that he is an insignificant worm compared to Lord Cooler, than face the wrath of an angry Chichi.

Fen may not be the smartest Saiyan in the universe, but wisdom is a completely separate animal.

Landing at Capsule Corp, and wondering as to the various oddities of the structure and it's inhabitants (A woman who never opens her eyes and an old man with a cigarette not even blinking upon meeting two aliens and very large indoor terrarium), Fen and Mayze find Lady Polarin discussing her plans for this world as well as the Dragon Balls with Bulma Briefs. Their boss makes it clear that she has no intention of revealing this worlds existence to the PTO as a whole and will instead be purchasing this world from Lord Cooler to be used as a "Quaint little backwoods summer home she can use to get away from the hustle-and-bustle of the more civilized galaxy". The reasons for the deception, as well as Lady Polarin's hesitation in simply asking to become an 'Baroness' of this miserable little mudball, are all for as few as they are monumental to the PTO. In order of importance:

1.THE ICE CREAM
2.The Dragon Balls
3.The capsule tech
4.The booze
5.The food
6.Frieza

Frieza, upon discovery of this world and what it holds, will use the Dragon Balls to give himself eternal life. At that point the entirety of the universe will need to take a .45 retirement plan rather than endure the suffering he would bring about. If the existence of the Dragon Balls was kept from him, reasons 3 through 5 would be enough cause for him to determine how such things were accomplished and release it into the greater PTO as his own design/creation, after silencing all witnesses who could say otherwise. While declaring Dirt as a barony under Lady Polarin would protect the little world (in theory), the fact that it would be a place NOT under his direct control would rankle the narcissitic tyrant and while he would never dare challenge his brother directly, making sure an underling of Lord Cooler suffered a tragic accident would be childs play.

In the end, Lady Polarin's plan is to cover up the existence of Dirt until their species advances far enough to reach pan-galactic travel on their own, at which point they will be officially inducted into the PTO. Hopefully the despotic Cold family will no longer be in power by then, or at least Lord Frieza will be dead as Fen and Mayze insist that he be made to pay for the extinction of their race, with the pair suggesting using the Dragon Balls to transform enough Dirtlings into Saiyans so their species might still survive.

They are delighted when Lady Polarin informs them that despite several limitations on wishes made with the Dragon Balls, she intends to use them after the Saiyan known as Goku is resurrected to make sure they have assistance in destroying Frieza. By wishing for the recreation of Planet Vegeta in a galaxy far away from it's previous location, and the resurrection of the entire Saiyan race.

Amazing how stress and worry can lead to, and be eased by, being needlessly verbose.:smallbiggrin:

That was last weeks session, and I'll be throwing up "Out of Context" quotes in the appropriate thread later.

Svata
2015-09-30, 11:35 PM
This is beautiful.

janusmaxwell
2015-10-11, 12:57 AM
We're back! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP75aZvWVdw)

Fen and Mayze tore down a building (With permission) and foiled a bank robbery (without killing the hapless bandit) and then discovered their comrade Nemo is a demi-god. (and that Frieza's personal hell is being stuck on the set of a Disney movie for all eternity)

After dropping the minor Kai of War and Lightning at the ship to sleep off his drunken stupor, the pair made plans to have dinner with Chichi and Gohan after meeting their boss, who they found out intends to protect this world and it's secrets as well as undo Frieza's genocide of the Saiyan race.

Following the discussion with Bulma Briefs, Mayze decides that given Son-Goku's wife has had very bad experiences with Saiyans so far, another peace offering should be made aside from the field dressed T-Rex. A brief discussion with Dr. and Mrs. Briefs leads he and Mayze to make a detour to Sweden for some really Good chocolate. Lady Polarin hands Mayze a capsule containing several gallons of chocolate Haagen-Dasz ice cream (just in case) and then flies back to the ship to coordinate the crews initiation and exploration of this 'quaint little summer home' they'd found.

After connecting to the locals internet for coordinates to Sweden (and sorting through a myriad of images of buxom blond-haired females) Fen and Mayze arrive and pick up a box of chocolates for Chichi. (and Fen is pleased to find that the apparent stereotype regarding Swedish women is very true.) They go to dinner and have a very pleasant time hearing about Goku from his wife, with Fen becoming more and more certain that Son-Goku is a bonafide Saiyan and has more than earned an 'Official Saiyan' License, and that ChiChi is a Saiyan who just happened to have been born a human. When the conversation topic turns to Fen and Mayze's job, with comments about how they aren't getting 'shot at' on this world leading Chichi to assume they are part of some kind of Galactic peace-keeping force, the pair decide not to correct her.

Lady Polarin, wheels spinning regarding the logistics of restoring an endangered species, makes an appointment to meet with King Furry in the morning. After getting directions from Bulma Briefs, the Arcosian restrains her impulses regarding her flair for drama and showy entrances upon arriving at the palace and simply amuses herself by considering King Furry's employment standards, what with the guards that draw their weapons at the sight of her and the secretary who did not even bother to look up from her computer screen when she gave the alien directions to her employer's offices.

The meeting with Furry went very well, as she and the very intelligent dog-man discussed her non-interference with Earth society beyond making sure the PTO and it's ruling family never discover it's existence as well as the possibility of restoring the Saiyan race. It was determined that Planet Vegeta will be recreated in orbit around Dir-Earth's Sun, in a mirrored position of whatever happens to be the closest celestial body. Rather than attempting to bring back the deceased Saiyans, the Dragon Balls will be used to transform an assortment of human volunteers into Saiyans, with King Furry setting up government funded programs to assist and train the volunteers in their new lives. This will be aided by Fen and Mayze, and possibly Nappa and Vegeta, provided they have SOME semblance of common sense...or at least get a transfusion of such before we talk them down from their own idiotic plans for the Dragon Balls) and we have inferred that Son-Goku will be a wonderful help in helping the New Saiyans adjust to the change, being something of a Saiyan immigrant to Earth.

Following the meeting, Lady Polarin contacted Bulma about several of the higher power leveled humans on Earth, and was given directions to Kame House where the adorably easily terrified Krillin lived with a Master Roshi. A quick call to the ship turned up that Nemo was hungover and Fen had gone on a walkabout across Earth, and was in a place called "New" Orleans. This left (Billy) Mayze, the Saiyan Salesman to accompany Lady Polarin to see Krillin and Master Roshi, where they discussed meeting the so-called "Z-Fighters" for the sake of curiosity, as well as possible assistance in preventing Nappa and Vegeta from doing something stupid.

Like the show, 15 minutes of fighting for every hour spent talking.

Axinian
2015-10-12, 02:08 AM
This seems like a hilarious campaign! Especially since I just went on a Tam Four Star kick and am in the mood for that sort of thing.

I'm curious about the system you're using, since the link in the OP doesn't lead to anything anymore?

Blackhawk748
2015-10-12, 05:06 PM
This seems like a hilarious campaign! Especially since I just went on a Tam Four Star kick and am in the mood for that sort of thing.

I'm curious about the system you're using, since the link in the OP doesn't lead to anything anymore?

Bugger!! The game we are using was made by The Cream Games, but for whatever reason they dont have v 0.51 on their site and i cant find it on the internet. Its a d10 system similar to WoD that is in Alpha Stage. The only big change we made was to Oozaru (to make it not suck) and to give everyone unlimited reactions (because the fights end like the one with Turles otherwise)

Ill keep searching, but i dont have high hopes.

bigstipidfighte
2015-10-12, 06:43 PM
Thats a shame about the system being missing, I was curious too.

Really enjoyed reading through this, it sounds like you have a great gruop with a very appropriate sense f humour for the gme. Everytime you say smething long the lines of "oh yeah, we make lots IC snide comments," I can very much picture the types of conversations going on.

Also amusing to see you've kept Akira Toriyama's food fetish as an important part of the setting.

Blackhawk748
2015-10-12, 07:20 PM
Also amusing to see you've kept Akira Toriyama's food fetish as an important part of the setting.

Actually it was one of our DMs "Rules". There are naming conventions and by god we will follow them!

janusmaxwell
2015-10-16, 08:25 PM
Our DM has been sucked into the Dead Zone and cannot escape until the Makio Star re-enters Earth's orbit.

College has sucked away his free time for awhile, possibly until Christmas.

Toric
2015-12-16, 06:35 PM
Great read, I'm gonna stay tuned for more!

If Lady Polarin's Spiral Death Beam still lacks a proper name, I would like to suggest "Polar Vortex."

LibraryOgre
2017-04-24, 05:13 PM
Revived under consent.

Blackhawk748
2017-04-24, 05:16 PM
WE HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF TIME AND SPACE!!! We are also using an updated version (0.52) so there have been some slight rules tweaks, nothing overly important right now, but we did rebuild our characters. They are still generally the same but a few skills may have different values and what not. Also, thank you Mark.


So with three months until the (other) Saiyans arrive the team decides to faff about for a bit. Fen heads off to wander around the world, Mayze is going to help Gohan control his Oozaru form, Lady Polarin faffed around with Krillin and Roshi, and Nemo hung out with Kami.



This post is written by Janusmaxwell

Lady Polarin traveled to Kame house to get some information on the Z-fighters, and ask for advice from the Turtle Hermit on ways to develop her skills and develop new techniques. After a month of chatting with Master Roshi about her intentions for the planet and the manipulation of Ki, he advised Polarin to see Krilin, as the warrior had developed several imaginative Ki techiniques, including a buzzsaw that can slice through anything.

Interested, Polarin followed Krillins trail with her still-being-developed Ki sensing abilities and found him swimming laps across a large lake being chased by a gigantic shark.

She then landed on one shore just in time to scare Krillin and the shark, one of whom almost drowned and the other swam away yipping like a frightened dog. I will leave it to you to figure out who did what.

Krillin recovered, and they discussed a trade. Polarin's "Hailstorm" Technique is relatively weak, but completely autonomous of her movements, and if she shared her insight in how to do that with Krillin, he would show her the cutting power of his Destructo Disc.
(Sudden mental image. Spell from one of the Demon's/Dark Souls games has orbs that float over your head and then shoot at any enemy that flies to close. Hailstorm is similar, in that I don't need to stick my hands out to Dakka-Dakka)

By the time 3 months were up, Lady Polarin has a fairly weak piercing icicle called Hel's Dagger, and Krillin can create a mini-swarm of Destructo Discs.




Mayze decided, that since Gohan is a Studious Saiyan, that he would take it upon himself to teach him how to control his Oozaru form. He called up Fen and Piccolo to help run security for his first transform and we were off.

It went about as well as you would expect. Gohan tried to blast everyone to kingdom come, but with a bit of work Mayze got him to at least stop targeting us. Fen got a bit more practice at "riding the wave" at this point as well.

In between full moons he met Tien who became his sparring partner, helping him work on Parrying, Punching, and Sensing Ki. It was a good time.



Fen picked a direction and just sorta...wandered off, of course stopping at every bar on the way and periodically doing demolition jobs for cash to keep going into bars. He did do some Oozaru training when the full moon showed up. Mostly just working on a project he had been fiddling with for years.

When wandering out of a mead hall in some far northern country whose name he hadn't bothered to remember, Fen nearly got run over by a hot blonde on a moped firing rockets over her shoulder at the cops chasing her. He gave about a quarter of a thought to stopping her, but she looked like she was having so much fun he just couldnt bring himself to stop her. Plus he was kinda fascinated about where she kept pulling those rockets out of.

A few days later and a few towns over Fen wandered into a bar and ran into said hot blonde. Figuring he had nothing to lose he started hitting on her. This went over great, until she sneezed and suddenly she turned into a different person. Fen just sorta stared for a bit, and then, figuring this was just a weird human thing, kept hitting on her, though he kinda had to start from scratch. Then she sneezed again.

HB (Hot blonde)"Were you hitting on other me?"
Fen "Uh....yes, i think?"
HB *glares*" Well did she like you?"
Fen *very confused at this point* "I think so?"
HB "Hmmm. Gimme a bit."

She then proceeded to jot down a note, and then tickled her nose with a feather and then sneezed. She looked a bit confused until Fen pointed down to the note, then she wrote something again and sneezed. This continued for a few minutes until Blue (Fen's new nickname for her) turned to him.

Blue "Ok. You've got both of our approvals, but you gotta last for both of us."

https://5writers.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/challenge-accepted-barney-5619.jpeg


*Achievement get "Two person Threeway"*

So Fen then spent the rest of his time with his girlfriends girlfriend screw it, with Launch.



The three months were up and Buldo sent out a call to let everyone know that the Saiyans had been detected at the edge of the Solar System and that we had 6 hours till they showed up. Since Fen didn't answer Lady Polarin actually called him with a phone

LP "Fen, the Saiyans are showing up. Get your pants on and get over here."
Fen "I got pants on."
LP "Good"
Fen "I don't have a shirt."
LP *Fen can hear the nose bridge pinching* "Then get a shirt on and get to the Lookout"
Fen *turning towards Launch on the bed* "I gotta go"
Blondie "Kick their ass"
Fen "Thats why i love you"
Blondie "Save the mushy crap for Blue"

Just over an hour later Fen showed up on the Lookout where the war council was assembled. Many ideas where tossed around, but it was Fen (rather surprisingly) who came up with the best strategy.

Fen "So Im bad at suppressing my Ki..."
Everyone "Ya""Thats true""Thats what you get for skipping class"
Fen "Wow, thanks guys. Anyway. I figure that i'll go stand in Badlands 7 and just be a giant Lighthouse while the rest of you hide. That way, when they show up Vegeta will be less likely to just nuke everything."
LP "Thats...a very intelligent idea."
Fen "Im going to ignore the surprised tone"
LP "Buldo, hide the ship on the far side of the moon and follow strict radio silence. So, i believe we are now going to wish back Goku?"

We then used the gathered Dragon Balls to summon the Dragon. Shenron of course looks as epic as usual.

Fen *slow clap*

The wish went off fine and Shenron disappeared. After a few seconds of no Goku Polarin turned to Kami.

LP "So, where is he?"
Kami *turning rather pale* "Oh no. I forgot that he went to Otherworld in his body, so he's alive.... on King Kai's Planet. It will take him hours to get here yet."
LP "Well, that is unfortunate."

With no other option we flew off to the Badlands and hung out until the Attack Pods landed. Fen was enjoying sitting on a rock with a cooler filled with booze at his feet as the Prince of Saiyans and his General showed up.

Vegeta "Fen! What the hell are you doing here!"
Fen "Before we talk, take the batteries out of your Scouters. As you can see, i don't have mine."
Vegeta "Why should i do that"
Fen "Think about who you work for."
*Nappa and Vegeta remove the batteries from their Scouters*
Fen "To answer your question, I heard Raditz got wasted and i came to meet his killer."
Nappa "Well i'll bet he's dead."
Fen "Nah, i came to buy him a drink, but since he's a Namekian thats a bit of an issue."
Vegeta "He was one of us! How could you buy a drink for the bastard that killed him??"
Fen "Cuz Raditz was an idiot and he brought down the average. Besides, his brother kinda replaces him and hes much better."
Vegeta "Were is Kakarot?"
Fen *ignoring Vegeta* "Hey Nappa, want a beer?"
Nappa *reaches into the cooler* "Woah, how many planets did you stop at before you got here? This thing is loaded."
Fen "Those are all from here, and its not even a great selection."
Nappa "....you're s******g me."
Fen "Nope"
Vegeta "WHERE IS KAKAROT?"
Fen "Recently Not-Dead."
Vegeta "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN????"
Fen "It means that we brought him back to life with the Dragon Balls"
Vegeta "You used a wish, to bring back ONE PERSON?!? YOU COULD HAVE REVIVED OUR ENTIRE RACE"
*Nappa quietly enjoys his beer*
Fen "Two problems there. One, the Saiyans would be brought back where they died, meaning in space. Where they would die. Again. Second, it can't do a mass resurrection of people who died more than a year ago."
Vegeta "Fine, where are these Dragon Balls"
Fen "You arent wishing for immortality."
Vegeta *growls*
Fen "We have a better plan, we are going to wish to create a duplicate of Planet Vegeta in a linked orbit with Earth on the opposite side of the Sun."
*Vegeta's eyes bug out and Nappa spits out half of his third beer*
Fen "Then we are going to get a bunch of human volunteers and shift them into Saiayans using a second wish."
Nappa "Then lets get on this!!"
Fen "One issue, theres a one year cooldown on wishes, so we gotta wait a year to get the planet, and another to convert humans. As a plus, we are apparently compatible with Earth women, as Kakarot has a half Saiyan kid."
*Nappa does a victory lap, while Vegeta is deep in thought*
Vegeta "I need to speak with Lady Polarin, who i assume is here"
*Fen turns* "HEY BOSS!!"

The others all come out of hiding and land near Vegeta and Nappa

Vegeta "What are you plans?"
LP "Simple, we keep this place quite. We can't risk Frieza finding out."
Vegeta "So i could return to ruling the Saiyans?"
LP "You could...."
*Fen, Nappa and Mayze roll their eyes*
Vegeta "In return for the use of Earth's Dragon Balls the Saiyan's will enter in a Mutual Defense Pact, is this agreeable."
LP "Yes."

Some more talking is done, hashing out the particulars. Also upon Vegeta mentioning that he wishes they could speed this process along to prevent Frieza from figuring out whats going on, Mayze and Fen notice Nemo flinch.We drag him off to the side and offer him a beer and have him spill the beans. Turns out that Namek has a set of Dragon Balls and that they may be willing to let us use a wish. We decide to inform the boss later, right now Fen has to show Nappa a Mead Hall.

Fen "Hey Vegeta, im gonna take Nappa to go get drunk, that ok?"
Vegeta "What no its-"
Fen and Nappa "Kthanksbye!"
*they fly off while Vegeta screams obscenities*



Dr Gero bangs his fist on a console. He continues his journal entry.

"Damn, i was hoping to see an actual display of these aliens combat prowess so i could properly calibrate Android 11. This is so frustrating. I will need to find some way to get her onto that mission to the planet they call Namek....."

Svata
2017-04-24, 07:29 PM
Oh, my kaioshin, its back. Its finally back. I've missed this so much

Blackhawk748
2017-04-24, 07:47 PM
Oh, my kaioshin, its back. Its finally back. I've missed this so much

Im glad we made an impression

Blackhawk748
2017-04-30, 11:35 AM
When we left off last time, Fen and Nappa had fly off to a mead hall, where they proceeded to drink all of the booze. Yes. All of it. Instead of getting pissed the Viking people in the hall stood around them chanting "Drink Drink Drink!" trying to see who would pass out first. While all of this was going on, Nemo was in a corner, drinking like an overworked Japanese businessman. In the midst of the third barrel of mead for Nappa and Fen, Nemo stood up and screamed: "I figured it out!!" He then ran out cackling.

Fen then pulled out a small booklet from his back pocket entiteld "101 things your Wizard isn't allowed to do" and saw that "Running out of places cackling madly" was number 1. So he did the responsible thing, he called Mayze.

Fen "So, Nemo just ran out of the Hall cackling and screaming about how he 'figured it all out'"
Mayze "Oh geez. I'll go check on him"
*heads to Nemo's quarters. The sign outfront says 'The Wizard is: In'*
Mayze "Nemo? You ok?"
Nemo " GO AWAY! IM PLOTTING MY RISE TO POWER!!"

Mayze is 99.99% sure that that is a bad thing, and so he checks his copy of "101 things your Wizard isn't allowed to do", and finds out that that is number 12. He calls Fen.

Mayze "He says hes plotting his rise to power"
Fen "Oh god, i'll be right there"
*to Nappa* "I'll be back, i gotta go on Wizard duty"
*Nappa continues to drink*

Fen arrives at the ship and joins Mayze on the bridge with Buldo, who are both viewing Nemo's quarters through a security camera

*Fen flipping through his book* "Ok, has he grown a goatee, started wearing a turban, or begun wielding a Snake Shaped Staff or 10 rings?"
Buldo "Uh, not that we have seen sir."
Mayze "Can you override the lock on his door?"
Buldo "Of course sir"

The Saiyans head down the hall to the Wizard's Lair quarters

Mayze "Nemo..."
Nemo "I'M BUSY!!"
Fen "Do you have a Snake Headed Staff?"
*Silence, then they hear a closet door shut*
Fen "Thats it, we're coming in"

Nemo opens the door before they can do anything else and drags them in. He then stares at the camera and makes it fall of the wall. Fen looks up from the messy search of the room he started immediately.

Fen "You're replacing that"
Nemo *rolls his eyes* "What do you want?"
Mayze "Nemo, when a friend, who's been a tad depressed recently, runs out of a bar screaming 'I've figured it all out' and then locks himself in his room claiming to be 'Plotting his rise to power' his friends get concerned"
Nemo "Ok, valid. And i suppose you won't leave until i tell- GET OUT OF THERE FEN!"

Fen has gotten into the closet, and he has found 5 turbans and several staves. One of which has a snake head.

Fen *gesturing with staff* "What the hell are these"
Nemo *grabs the staff* "Give that back! I need this! I used it to overthrow a country several thousand years ago!"
Fen *still holding staff* "And thats why you can't have it! And it doesnt explain the turbans!!"
Nemo "IT WAS A PHASE!!"
Fen *glares at Nemo and brandishes the book* "This book is very clear on what Wizards arent allowed to do"
Nemo "IM A GOD!"
Mayze "Number 86!"
Nemo "Im an actual god, not a wizard! AND YOU KNOW THAT!"
Mayze "Im pretty sure you still arent supposed to say it out loud."
Fen *relinquishes the staff* "Fine, but no goatees"
Nemo "Anyway, i figured out how to help my career. Basically Lady Polarin's plans will mean that we have to kill Frieza eventually, and i can take credit for it!"
Fen "It took you that long to figure this out?"
Mayze "To be fair, he's been perpetually drunk pretty much the whole time we've been here."
Fen "True, anyway im gonna go find Nappa."

Fen flies off to go find the Saiyan, what he finds is an empty mead hall. Upon questioning the terrified bartender, he discovers that Nappa has gone, with every woman in the bar, out back. Fen slowly peeks around the door jam, fearing what he will find. In the backyard there is a small cottage, the door is blown off and there are several people lying outside. Before Fen can go find out if they are dead or not, a goat walks by with a pair of panties on its horns. Fen slowly closes the door and figures that he'll go hang out with Launch.



A few hours later a fairly large energy source shows up on Earth. Goku has returned, the crew heads over to go say hi. Fen gets there first.

Fen "Hi there"
Goku "Uh, who are you?"
Fen "I'm Fen, and you killed Raditz right?"
Goku "Uh, kinda"
Fen "Wonderful, i can buy you a beer!" *Goku looks bewildered but Fen keeps plowing on* "I mean, i woulda bought Piccolo one, but hes a Namekian, so thats a no go."

Thankfully Goku is saved from more bafflement as Mayze shows up with Gohan on his shoulder. There is a wonderful father son reunion.

Gohan "Uncle Mayze and Uncle Fen have been great dad"
Goku "ChiChi has brothers??"
Mayze "No, we are Saiyans"
Goku "I have more brothers??"
Fen "Its an honorary thing, since Raditz was so lame, we decided that Gohan needed two cool uncles"
Goku "Oh, ok. So why are you guys still here if i could still ask?"

Mayze explains the basic plan.

Fen "And because there's tacos"
Goku "I know right! Ill be honest, im a bit bummed theres no fight. I mean, i went a did this huge training montage and i don't even get to use it. But i am happy Earth is safe."
Fen "You could fight me, Badlands 5 and 7 are open"
Goku "Great, but how about we do it tomorrow? Id like to be fresh and i gotta go see ChiChi."
Fen "And get yelled at"
Goku "Is she mad?"
Mayze "Just a bit"
Goku "Oh boy"
Fen "But we gave her a T Rex"
Goku "Steps 4-10!"
Mayze "Heres a capsule with some chocolate"
Goku "Good ole step 3"

So the father and son duo fly off, Fen heads back to Launch's place and Mayze goes back to the ship to tell the others about the fight.



It was a beautiful day in Badlands 5 and Goku and Fen were squaring off while everyone else stood a safe distance away. A tumbleweed rolled between them, they eyed each other up, took their stances and, at some unseen signal, they charged!

FIGHT!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA)

Fen got the first attack in, which was neatly parried by Goku. Goku responded in kind, with the same result. The two went at it hammer and nails trying to wail on each other, but neither gaining any real ground. Then Fen got a really good hit in and Goku started getting fancy.

Goku began moving rapidly and started to make Afterimages. Fen, being terrible at sensing Ki, was unable to figure out where Goku was. Well until he heard that dreaded sound.

"Kaioken!"
"Oh Shi-"

Goku, wrapped in a red light, came charging towards Fen's back. Fen pivoted on his heel, swept both of his arms up to parry Goku's charge and redirected the attack over his head as he bent backward, winding up with one leg in the air and his head nearly touching the ground. Goku skid to a stop a couple of dozen yards away.

Fen "Well thats neat, wanna see my special technique"
Goku "OF COURSE!"

Fen starts drawing in Ki and lets out a howl straight from the depths of hell. His Ki takes on a reddish tint as he starts to change. Fur covers his forearms and his face begins the transformation into an Oozaru.

Vegeta "Theres no moon, how is he doing that?!?"
*Nappa slowly lowers his drink and just stares in open mouthed awe"

Fen bulks up more, and he gains the large teeth of the Oozaru, with the increased mouth size to compensate, and his eyes are now pure red. The transformation stops.

Vegeta "What is going on??"
Mayze "Fen has been working on this for years. Its a partial Oozaru transformation. The goal was to be able to do it without the Moon or Blutzwaves and the deal with how slow the Oozaru form makes you. This will be its first combat test."

With a roar Fen charges Goku nailing him with a double hammer fist and sending him flying. Goku comes hurtling back with a Kaioken powered fist and nails Fen in the face. He barely feels it.

Fen decides that this battle isn't flashy enough, so he flies up a bit and forms Ragnarok, Goku starts charging his Kamehameha. Both release their attacks at the same time and they slam into each other causing a small hurricane of wind. It looks even, until the giant black and red energy blast starts to push the blue beam back.

"Kaioken.....TIMES FOUR!!!"
*indistinct roar*

The Ragnarok keeps plowing through the Kamehameha and slams right into Goku, sending him through a mesa and a mile or so of badlands.



Krillin "Goku, you ok?"
Goku "Oooow....."
Krillin "Im on it"

Krillin returns with an alive, but rather crispy, Goku. He pulls out a small bag from his belt and gives Goku a bean. The formerly crispy Saiyan bounces up good as new.

Fen "You, bald one, explain!"
Krillin "uh, these are senzu beans and uh...theyhealpeopleandkoringrowsthemunderKami'spla ce and pleasedon'tkillme!!!"
Fen "Why would i do that? You are the Bald Magic Bean Man"

While Krillin is working that one out, and Goku is stretching, Nappa angrily hurls his cup.

Mayze "Whats wrong my dude?"
Nappa "Freiza screwed us again!"
*eyebrows are raised*
Vegeta "Frieza has had Nappa and myself running around doing menial and frankly insultingly easy missions for years. Clearly to stop us from gaining anymore real power."
Fen "That sucks"
Nappa "Ya, and we dont have time for Training Montages either, its insulting."
Krillin *to Goku* "Its like you've been embracing your Saiyan heritage your entire life."
Goku *to Fen* "Could you teach me that?"
Fen "Sorry man, you dont have a tail, so its a no go."
Goku "I need my tail, why?"
Fen "Because the transformation requires two things. 1) That you can become an Oozaru 2)That you can control your Oozaru form"
Gohan "I can do that!"
Goku "Whut"
Mayze "Ya, we took him over to Badlands 6 and we taught him how to not destroy absolutely everything."
Goku "Oh, good job son! Don't tell your mother."




Fen's transform is something i homebrewed for a different DBZ campaign im running, and since it fit Fen i asked my GM if it was cool to use. Clearly he said yes. Heres the mechanics for the curious:

NEO OOZARU
TIER 2 TRANSFORMATION
ADDITIONAL BONUSES:
+1 bonus dice to Strength and Toughness
Ki Drain: 0
ADDITIONAL PENALTIES:
Takes 1 turn to transform
Description
This form is only obtainable by a Saiyan that retains their tail and can control themselves while in Oozaru form. To unlock this form for the first time a Saiyan must spend a Fate point while in Oozaru form as they willingly shrink their Oozaru form. Once they have done this they can use this form without first transforming into an Oozaru.

Oh and for the curious, Fen's new cap Power Level is 49,000. In normal Oozaru is 53,000, but he never really counted that.


Next time, on We're the Good Guys, I swear!: A dark shadow on the horizon.

GrayDeath
2017-05-01, 10:09 AM
Amazingly fun read.

Wished I had such a campaign, but all my players/GM`s either hate DBZ or would do it all far to serious/plotfollowing, sigh....:(

Blackhawk748
2017-08-06, 11:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/O1PZJnw.gif

And we return from the depths of time and space (its all works fault why we didnt play sooner)


So, while we had all kinds of fun on Earth we have to leave like a week after the fight with Goku, cuz we actually have jobs. However, before that happened, Vegeta hammered out some negotiations with King Furry and we picked up a new teammate, Agent 11 (shes actually a robot, but we don't know that), cuz King Furry wants a human representative onboard.

So, why did we head off? Cuz Cooler wanted us to investigate a certain pirate who has suddenly disappeared, Lord Slug. No, seriously.

The mission is simple, go to Lord Slugs Superultramega Asteroid Fortress of Doom and figure out where the bugger went. Simple. Except its on the border of Frieza's territory and he sent Zarbon to investigate. Swell.



No, it seriously looked like this as per our GM.

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/tbtzyDz2pJptUz0ajXp7TjJPKC_V1f9QnhBMMX0VsSA/%3Fcb%3D20090729111240/https/vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/heman/images/3/33/Grayskull.jpg/revision/latest?width=553&height=443

So we get there and Zarbon already has his ship parked inside of the hanger (ie the skulls mouth). We decide to be civil and call him, cuz he's not Dodoria and he understands how words work. A quick call later and we fly inside and are greeted by Zarbon himself, who is very civil and respectful of Lady Polarin (as it should be). He tells us that they havent been here long, but that haven't found much, though his Techs are hopeful. The oddest thing is that they found multiple Egg shells in a room nearby.

LP: Are they Namekian eggs?
Z: 20 appear to be, the rest are similar but sufficiently different that we believe otherwise.
LP: *looking at our last pic of Slug* surprising that creating this many eggs hasn't killed him

At this point we get to the central computer room and Polarin sets Agent 11 loose to start hacking stuff.



Agent 11 gets right to it and after a bit stumbles across a video of Slug in a room with 20 young-ish looking Namekians. Suddenly theres a flash of light and theres only 10. Another flash of light and theres 5. One of them steps forward and Slug touches him. Light, and then theres just the young Namekian standing there, with a wide grin on his face.

11 quickly sends the video to the ship and then deletes it all the while do some quick thinking. She knows that Namekians (previously incorrectly called demons) produced asexually, this was recorded with King Piccolo, that they are capable of temporarily growing to massive sizes and that they apparently can make Dragon Balls. Now they can fuse, which presumably makes them stronger.

This is not good.

Her thoughts are interrupted when Zarbon's tech, who was working behind her yells.

Tech: I've done it! I think i know where they went!
11 *walks over to look at his screen* Are you sure?
Tech: Yes, going off of their last known trajectory i can issolate their most likely jump points. Once you isolate the ones with planets on them theres only one, Namek!
11 *snaps Tech's neck, then taps her scouter* Lady Polarin, i'll be making my report in a few minutes.

She then proceeds to delete the files, take the panneling off of the large computer bank, and then stashes the corpse inside, resealing it. Afterwards she heads to the hanger.



Zarbon and Fen have been making very strained and very dull, small talk while Lady Polarin has been back on the ship with Mayze going over their options. Fen doesnt like Zarbon, but at least he's not a douche about his racism, so Fen can deal. Plus Zarbon may be making that disgusted look because Fen smells like a bar with all the whiskey he's been drinking.

11 heads in and Zarbon asks if she found anything. She says no, that the inhabitants where quite thorough on their deletions, so theres very little to go through. He seems disappointed, but not surprised and 11 and Fen bail.

Back on the ship 11 fills everyone in and they watch the videos.

Fen *turning to Nemo*: So can Slug just grab other Namekians and freaking eat them??
Nemo: No it has to be willing, so thats a plus at least.
Lady Polarin: On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being that scamp Yamcha and a 10 being Frieza, where would you put them?
Nemo:I don't think thats the best way to measure them, if Fen is a 10-
Fen: WOOHOO!
Nemo:-I'd say the Demons he spat up with those Namekians would be about a 6-7. Once fused i'd say the young ones would be a 12 or 13, and im honestly not sure about Slug. The plus side is, is that those kids will be running off of raw aptitude with very little real skill.
Fen: So raw strength?
Nemo: Not really, Namekians can give their young some of their skills, but nothing crazy.
Fen: So why don't Namekians just spit out kids and fuse with them? Wouldnt that make them invicible pretty quick?
Nemo: Don't know, maybe theres some sort of side effect fusing with your own progeny, maybe its just a cultural thing.
*Buldo walks in*
Buldo: M'lady! We have plotted a course for Namek, by our calculations we should be able to get their shortly after Slug makes planetfall as he is much slower than us.
Fen: Should we warn Earth? I mean, they arnet that far from Namek?
Mayze: We should also call Vegeta and Nappa, more help is always good.
LP: We shall. Bulma was working on a ship based off of the Saiyan pods, and so they should be able to beat us there and warn the locals. How will we tell Nappa and Vegeta without Freiza knowing?
Fen: I'll send Nappa a message saying i found some Dragonball Whiskey at a bar on *insert coordinates of Namek* and that he needs to get his rear end there, Vegeta will get what i mean even if Nappa doesnt.


And that ended this session, as we ran out of time. So yes, we have officially taken the canon timeline out back and blown its head off. :smalltongue: