Playground Squares V (Round 24 playing)

[Lavidor]

What possible benefit could I gain by lying here?
Games by Raistlin (thanks for the easy-to-work-out hint, by the way)- Empire (and Rockstar, but that was the hint). I or II... I pick II, because of the previous question. Empire II. Happy now?

[Supagoof]

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[Castaras]

The game with Princess Bride I was seer in. I was sending PMs to Raistlin. So it must have been one of the empires.

The rat was Ms E. So that would be number 1, as she wasn't in number 2, iirc. Empire II was star trek.

So therefore, I disagree with your idea of Empire II. It was Empire I.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

DING!! Castaras picks up the square and the win!!!!

Congratulations to both our contestants for their epic and hard fought battle.


Castaras, I gladly present to you the official prize of Playground Squares, the congratulation cake!! It is a sign of your random forum knowledge and skill. Now please give Timmy the Baker the antidote.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2158/congratulationcakexs5.jpg

Faerwain, for your chivalry a nd hard fought battle, I am proud to present to you the consolation cookie. You went through a brutal battle with the lady Drow and it was an epic game to be sure.
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8984/consolationcookiesk0.jpg


I need two new players and 9 new squares. Remember, if you were a square in this game, you need to wait 24 hours before signing up as a square in the next game.

[CurlyKitGirl]

A sheep trots in and up to the podium.
It stares at the Llama in a disconcerting fashion.
"Meeeeeh."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama takes a step back. *You...ummm....wanna be a square??? we have plenty open right now. *he gestures nervously to the open board.*

[Mordokai]

I need two new players and 9 new squares. Remember, if you were a square in this game, you need to wait 24 hours before signing up as a square in the next game.

I believe DivaDe21 said something about wanting to be a contestant this round.

Just saying. As for squares, I'd love to be one again. If after 24 hours there aren't enought people to fill all them squares, sign me up for any of them, except the central one.

[Griever]

The baker slowly walks back into the studio place thingy, holding a plate full of dangerous-looking pastries of various shapes.

SQUARES? The pie are squared, after all, so can I be too?

[Freshmeat]

I believe DivaDe21 said something about wanting to be a contestant this round.

Just saying. As for squares, I'd love to be one again. If after 24 hours there aren't enought people to fill all them squares, sign me up for any of them, except the central one.

Same here, though I have no particular distaste of the central square.

[CurlyKitGirl]

The sheep continues to stare at the Llama, then somehow shrugs and assumes a square.
Any square.

[Uncle Festy]

So can I get a square now? Huh? Huh? Can I?
*signs up for any square*


*little stick-figure-llama on a tv-host-podium, rocking back and forth*
"He's a werewolf, he is supposed to be lying..why isn't he lying..WHY ISN'T HE LYING?!"

Can I get that as a potential Quote of the Week? :smallbiggrin:

[Quinsar]

Ooh! I'm in!
Says a child wearing a fish mask, as he signs up for any square.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Okay. Our board looks like this.

?????? Uncle Festy Quinsar
Griever Freshmeat ?????
Curly's sheep ????? Haruki-kun

One of the ????? will probably be mordokai.

Contestants:
Divade??

[Haruki-kun]

In!

I'll take any square!

[evnafets]

Pick me! Pick me!
Yay! I gets to in be a square again.

[Zeb The Troll]

I'll take a square if there are any left. :smallcool:

[Diva De]

Oh, time to sign up?

Please please please PLEASE make me a player!

[The Bushranger]

I'll toss my hat in the ring as a player!

[Supagoof]

Squares seem to be filled....
Contestants are all filled...

Guess that only leaves one spot for me.

GUEST COMMENTATOR!

Well from up here in the booth we can see the game is shaping up. Looks like we'll have an epic battle as the The Bushranger tries to dominate over DivaDe21, whom everyone knows is clearly the domina[beeep] Were running a public show here buddy. Keep it clean.

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[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Okay. Our board looks like this.


Evnafets
Uncle Festy
Quinsar

Griever
Freshmeat
Mordokai

Curly's sheep
Zeb the Troll
Haruki-kun

Contestants:
DivaDe
Bushranger

Commentator:
Supagoof

As per the rules of the contest, the first contestant to post gets to go first.

Please pick a square and a category.
A) avatar history
b) battling bad Kid Rock songs
C) Maps of the world
D)vending machine vendettas

[faerwain]

:smalleek: "I lost?"
*bows towards Castaras*
"Now, that was an exciting contest, my deepest thanks. So, let me know your wish, and if the muse is with me, this new round might get some entertainment for the next commercial break :smallwink:.

Thank you also to our furry host and all of the squares, it was really fun."

Faerwain proudly takes the both happy- and tasty-looking cookie and returns with Axel to the audience seats to watch the next round.


Can I get that as a potential Quote of the Week? :smallbiggrin:

Sure:smallsmile:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Don't feel bad about the loss, Faerwain. Castaras holds an impressive record of wins in Playground Squares. She snatched a victory away from Tic-Tac-Toe expert Inky once. It was a brutal game.

[Diva De]

Tee hee, OK. Making her debut in the Playground Squares Arena is DivaDe, better known as De. She looks ready to rumble, skin tight jeans, low-cut t-shirt and all. What better way to distract the competition? She steps up to her podium and waves.

Hey Atreyu, Supagoof, everyone. I'll take...Evnafets' square. The category? ...Avatar history!

[Zar Peter]

So, I missed the squares :smallfrown:
Therefore I'll make the squares :smallbiggrin: :


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DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: 0

[Supagoof]

The show has started, but before we continue, I'd like to welcome to the commentators booth - you all know him as the lovable orc/ogre from town - Graklok!

Hewwo Evybody!

Well Graklok, DivaDe21 has shown up and snatched away the first question with an amazing display of speed and agility. She has selected....Avatar History. This subject spans both time and persons, as from the down of the forums, there has been avatars and artist creating them. Let's see how well Evnafets handles the question as we focus the cameras on him.

Cam-ra's? Whatsa Cam-ra?

It's used to take your picture and send to people.

Picsure. Graklok took a picsure once, of a pwetty lady smiling, but some badge guy said "Mon Ami! Ze Mona Lisa. Alto Thief!" den began chasing Graklok with sticks, so Graklok ran from gwass pyr-mid pwace.

I think your talking about the French Police and famous painting of the Mona Lisa by Leonardo DaVinci...but enough about that. Back to the show.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Thank you, Zar Peter!! I'd have made the board myself, but my horoscope said great harm would befall me if I did.

And thank you, Graklok, for that insightful and incriminating commentary.

Hmmmm..you chose avatar history. Lets see, it says you joined in Nov 2005, so you were around for this question and I think Evnafets was, as well, so here we go.

Bookman has had many interesting avatars during his time in the Playground. He has been a switch blade wielding scared guy, a genuis with a low fortitude save, and a Starbuck's employee. For a long time, he had an avatar of a literature obsessed TV star. Who was the TV star that served as Bookman's avatar?

[evnafets]

Oh yes. I remember Bookman. He was one of the first seers to ever announce his role publicly in a werewolf game. For a while it was called the "Bookman maneuver", or "doing a Bookman".

Lets see. Short hair. Glasses. Book in hand. That lets out the Incredible Hulk. He wasn't much of a literature buff anyway. I think it was "Dexter" from "Dexter's Laboratory", but honestly I can't keep track of everyones current avatars, let alone avatars from years ago.

[Uncle Festy]

The cat on Uncle Festy's head looks through the glass wall separating it's square from Quinsar's. "FEEEESH!" it shouts, leaping from Uncle's head... *splat* into the wall.
Eeeeeeeeeeooooooo... *plop*

[Quinsar]

Quinsar jumps when the cat hits the glass. Then the fish mask smiles, and starts making faces at the cat.
Nah nah nah nah! You can't get me!:smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

[Uncle Festy]

Uncle pulls out a scroll of Shatter. "You wanna bet?"

[Quinsar]

The Quinsar child frowns and receeds into the corner of his square.
Nwuh uh sir...:smallfrown:

[Diva De]

De shakes her head, grinning eagerly. Oh no, I remember this one! It was the avatar Bookboy had when I joined. So I'm going to disagree with Evna - sorry. She puffs her chest out proudly. I also happen to know the answer - it was Wishbone the dog, right?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

DING!! It was indeed Wishbone the doggie. I miss that doggie. Ceika made him 4 different versions of it, at least. If Bookman joined after me, and you joined before me...then how was that the avatar he was using when you joined??

Can someone update the board please? I'd do it, but if I do, the prophecy will be fulfilled and we don't want that to happen.

Bushranger, its time to choose a square and a category.

A) The vain llama has yet another question about himself (werewolf firsts)
b) battling bad Kid Rock songs
C) map of blood
D)vending machine vendettas

[Zar Peter]

No, we don't want the prophecy to be fulfilled...


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DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: 0

[Mordokai]

What is this prophecy we're talking about?

[The Bushranger]

Bushranger, wearing a gray T-shirt and jeans, gives De a smile then returns his attention to our quadruped host.

I'll take Haruki and Vending machine vendettas, please.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The problem with the prophecy, Mordokai, is that its kinda vague. All we know is that it involves either "The Noodle Incident" or "Puddingmageddon" and it is connected to me updating the board.

Okay, Haruki. This one is going to be easy.

Following on the heels of The Feud and the Slight Difference of Opinion was a brutal battle between two Canadians known as The Vendetta. The goal was the shove the other into increasingly deadly and brutal vending machines and the goal was carried out with ruthless efficiency all around the playground. One of these two combatants was an undead rockstar and the other one was of three brothers. Name these two vicious, violent, vindictive, vending machines warriors.

On a different note: do we have a plan if one of our contestants gets eaten by a cat?? That's never happened before.

[faerwain]

I think there are guidelines in the cat-astrophe management brochures.

[Supagoof]

Well. it seems that DivaDe21 has shown knowledge about avatars using, as our host would say, Fuzzy logic. A question from Mordokai about the prophecy of updating the squares has many wondering but few quesstioning what the true propechy is. Would you happen to know Graklok?

Um, ya. Iffin he build it, den they will come.

Never have words so vague truly held so confusing a meaning, but I digress. Next up is Haruki-Kun with vicious vendettas of villianous and vile natures, so we'll venture into that soon. But first, another word from our sponsers....


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[Cristo Meyers]

"Since I started taking Sarcasma, I've noticed a major change in my attitude. And, not as many people flee the break room when I walk in. -Mike K.

That quote was taken completely out of context! Of course not as many people flee, I've already taken out...

err...

*realizes he's just revealed far too much about himself*

...nevermind.

(yes...that is my name)

[Supagoof]

((Lol

Interesting question from Llama, wouldn't you agree Cristo? Though we don't have a clever name for ours....perhaps "Boom"?

He takes sarcasma,
And makes worker run away
From the breakroom,
His name is Mike K,
I love this whole world,
And all it's crazyness....
Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada, Boom De Yada, :smallwink:))

[Cristo Meyers]

(I walked right into that....:smalltongue:)

(Now I've got to get you back before I head out for my vacation...hmm)

(What about "Pass the Boom"?)

[Supagoof]

I like it. Or maybe "lower the boom" since the post must be the one right after it.....

[Cristo Meyers]

Perhaps a vote? We do have a captive audience handy...

Provided they don't mind a sub-game.

*is humming Boom De Yada*

Damn...works fast...

[Mordokai]

I vote for "Pass the Boom"! :smallbiggrin:

[Supagoof]

It appears, Graklok, that we have a game within a game. What say you audience?

Pass the Boom?
or
Lower the Boom?

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[Griever]

The baker eyes Supagoof suspiciously as he speaks with Cristo. Upon hearing the mini-game he begans jumping up and down hysterically for no apparent reason. He then sits down and tosses an exploding croissant at Cristo and a hard, crusty bun (with the words "PASS THE BOOM" burnt on it) at Supagoof.

[Zar Peter]

Although I have no idea what you are talking about I think "Pass the Boom" sounds better.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Don't forget to pick a color!!

[faerwain]

"Well, I would have expected 'Boom me up', as it has the right amount of catchy geekiness for this place...but I concur, Pass the boom it shall be."

*sits back and watches Axel hysterically jumping through the air, trying to catch the croissants[they may explode, but which dog ever cared?]*

[Freshmeat]

Err... pass the boom I guess. :smallconfused:

[Castaras]

Castaras smiles at Faerwain.

"Song subject: Graklok in this (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/comics/WukeiGuestComic08.gif) comic.

Because I can't think of anything.

And Pass the Boom! "

[Exachix]

Pass the Boom!

The fox grins and watches Curly's Sheep.

[Diva De]

Um, Pass the Boom, I guess.

[Quinsar]

ooh Pass the Boom!

[Haruki-kun]

Oh! Oh!

I know! I know this one! I know this one! It's..... It's....

ZombieRockStar and Korith!

Pass the Boom.

[evnafets]

Well done DivaDe.
I've never even heard of Wishbone the Dog. Who is he anyway?

[Diva De]

Hella cute little Jack Russell terrier who acted out classic stories, like The Prince and the Pauper. His little outfits were SO cute!

[The Bushranger]

I do believe Haruki's right, there. It was everyone's favourite zombie and tiefling who were flinging around Explosive Runes and such.

[Castaras]

Vendetta isn't between two canadians...orginally it was Darius and me...

Isn't it something else for ZRS and Korith? I thought it was the War...Or something like that... :smallconfused:

[The Bushranger]

True, that. But while one of my sisters is a Canuck, it isn't you, I'm afraid. Unless you've been holding something out on me?
:smalltongue:

[Castaras]

Nope, I'm british through and through. :smalltongue:

*yay for being in britain*

[Supagoof]

Well, it seems like some debate has been brought about with the question of whether it was War or Vendetta that a fellow zombie forum member had. We think it might be a trick part of the question, as Atreyu never did mention that is was Zombie Rock Star. Perhaps there is another music loving Zombie wandering around the forums? Fello commentator, what are you thoughts?

Wah...huh...yeah. Wha id is gud far? Absowutely nuttin! Give it to me....

Thanks again for the colorful insight. Meanwhile, it seems that the new challenge has been named. Cristo Meyers and I will be continuing our game, now called Pass the Boom. Be certain to keep watch of hidden text in our posts for ways we continue to get discovery channels commercial jingle stuck in each other heads for a day. And before I forget, we need to take another commercial break. Here's a word from our sponsers.


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[faerwain]

Castaras smiles at Faerwain.

"Song subject: Graklok in this (http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/comics/WukeiGuestComic08.gif) comic.


http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/faerwain/Faerwain-1.gifBrrfffffttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
*Faerwain spits his ale as he hears Castaras's wish(not that a man wearing a great helm trying to drink from a drinking-horn was a pleasant view to begin with)*

"I..wha...oh, well. Your wish is my duty, dear Lady.
And here I was, thinking I get something easy, like "pie". I already had a rocking tune for it, also...."

:durkon: Hey, a bet's a bet, lad, no sense grumblin' aboot it afterwards.

"True. So, a ballad about Graklok in lingerie it shall be..mhm, I might already have an idea..may the gods have mercy on us."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Ding! Correct. Hmmmm...maybe ZRS and Korith did have the war, but I thought they were the vendetta? Plah! This hosting thing is hard. Bookman used to be so good at it. So did Alarra.

Can someone update the board, please? I'd do it myself, but I'm dying to go spend , put in the bank, buy cool stuff with, start a savings account with, hmmmm..I can't decide...okay....how about a compromise? I'd do it myself, but I'm really dying to go put some of my economic stimulus check in the bank, set some aside for Dragon-Con, set some aside to purchase a llama mascot costume in a few years, and spend some to increase my horrorclix and card game collection. Honesty is kinda the best policy.

In any case, its time for DivaDe, the god eating monster in Titans, to pick a square and a category.

A) The vain llama has yet another question about himself (werewolf firsts)
b) battling bad Kid Rock songs
C) map of blood
D)Why we shouldn't eat cheezburger gods

[Zar Peter]

I live to serve the Llama...


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DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: 0

[Diva De]

De giggles. Me? Eat someone? Why I'd never...oh wait, I did. Well, what starving orphan is gonna pass up a perfectly good cheezburger? Really? Oh, and I'll take...Battling Bad Kid Rock songs - Curly's square. Come on, girl - let's do this!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Okay, Sheepy! The is something you should know.

Before HALO was formed to battle AMEN, there was another group of brave heroes devoted to battling those evil do-ers. What was the acronym of this team of soon disbanded heroes?

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Meh."*

*"Oh dear. Which one? There've been a few hundred but possibly EVIL is the one you're looking for. Yeah, Maggy kept complaining about that one.
Or maybe it was that one without a name that was around for about half a day.
Or maybe one of the things in the Town.
Or was EVIL the original thread name? No, that was EVIL INC.. I think."

[Diva De]

*crosses fingers*
Come on, Curly! You can do it! Don't let me down, girl!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

agree oe diisagree?

[faerwain]

*Faerwain enters the stage with a lute in his hands*
"Ladies, Gentlemen, quadruplets, sheep, celestials and everyone else in this fine audience.
I believe our great hosts do not mind if try to entertain you a little in this short break. As you might have noticed, Graceful Lady Castaras and myself had a little bet going while we contested each other. Now, as the gods of luck and gambling were on her side, I did owe her a song about a topic of her choice.
She had chosen an incident in the town involving a certain well-known half-ogre and some dessous.

So, a shortened version of a classical tune, here is the ballad of the Ogre in Pink:"

(played to the tune of Lady in Black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Th_lZab7IQ))

He came along one morning, through the town he was storming,
His pink bra flowing in the mid-winter wind.
We don’t know how he found it, but for sure it did not fit
And screams arose around him from the people unprepared

Aaargh Argh Argh Aaaargh Aargh Argh....

We all doubted our senses then, even the most hard-boiled men,
When we saw the half-ogre without coat or shirt or pants
And we prayed to summon trousers, to cover up the lingerie,
To hide in the shadows what men should never see

Aaargh Argh Argh Aaaargh Aargh Argh....


Oh Graklok put the thong aside, whatever you have you shall hide
Come and take my mirror, and look what you have done
For pink is not your colour, you don’t have the hips to pull it off
But if you ask me the mascara was a surely a nice touch

Aaargh Argh Argh Aaaargh Aargh Argh....

[Mordokai]

As sir faerwain finishes his serenade, Mordokai starts clapping to him as his dryad companion throws a rose to knight's feet and flashes him a charming smile and winks to him.

"Bravo Sir faerwain, bravo! This was truly a serenade worth hearing and it shows you as noble in defeat. A shining example you are, to all us young knights!"

[Griever]

Throws a multi-colored croissant at DivaDe and the llama before hiding behind his Baker's Bubbly-Buttered Barrier.

[Diva De]

De nibbles at her croissant as she thinks. I have no idea, myself, so I'll...agree with Curly.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Ding!! Correct! EVIL was started to battle the forces of AMEN. It obviously didn't do so well, but that's okay. Soon after, HALO was formed and .....ummm....well, I'm sure HALO is working hard to save us all from AMEN.

*The llama grabs and nibbles the croissant* YUMMMY!!

Well, its time for Bushranger to pick a square and a category. Oh and I'll need someone to update the board. I'd do it myself, but my grandfather was a Mogwai, so I'm 1/4 Mogwai and as I'm sure you know. Mogwai can't be fed or update boards after midnight.

Bushranger, your categories are
A) Absentee villians
b) D.I.D. induced Saiyans
C) sketchy pirate activity
D) better late than never

[The Bushranger]

Good work De. Now then, Alex - I mean, Llama, I'll take Uncle Festy and "Absentee villians" for $500.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hmmmm.....This may be a little old for Uncle Festy, but I'm not sure. In any case, its an easier one to research.

8 out of 10 actual Werewolf games feature a lycanthropic pack of wolves, but two games have been werewolf free. Which two games of Werewolf saw a lack of lupines in the roles?

Oh and is there more free food?

[Zar Peter]

Ding... New table, thirs!


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evnafets | Uncle Festy | Quinsar
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/Griever__/Chef2.png | http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2725/clinteastwoodix3.gif | http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Mordokai3i.png
Griever | Freshmeat_ | Mordokai

X | http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Alarra/gitp/zebmork.gif |
0
Curly | Zeb the Troll | Haruki-kun[/table]

DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: 0

[CurlyKitGirl]

"Meh."*

*"Hey, what do you know, I was right. And I know this one too. But I have reason to wonder why I can fit so much meaning into a single syllable, and why exactly is there a giant plaque with a cross covering my face?
"Furthermore, I feel driven to state that this game is fixed. Why else would one of the people in those squares give the host some food?
"It's a bribe people! A bribe! An honest to Io bribe! Please join our cause and bring down this dirty Llama!"

[Zeb The Troll]

BANG!

:eek:

PANIC!

:amused:

[Skippy]

BANG!

:eek:

PANIC!

:amused:


Don't Panic! :smalltongue:

[Uncle Festy]

Ooh! I know this one!
WW V was the D&D edition, and WW IX was Hogwarts Havok. Neither had wolves, IIRC.

[The Bushranger]

Hm, I'll have to say I agree, since those were before my time, too...
(And how do you have a Werewolf game without wolves, anyway? Were they just Were games?)

[Griever]

"Furthermore, I feel driven to state that this game is fixed. Why else would one of the people in those squares give the host some food?
"It's a bribe people! A bribe! An honest to Io bribe! Please join our cause and bring down this dirty Llama!"

Well said indeed, ma'am! The baker stands up in his square and throws a cherry pie towards CurlyKitGirl with the intention of her catching it before sitting back down and staring dreamily at his freshly baked rolls.

[Quinsar]

Ooh!
Says the fish kid, looking at the Baker.
Can I have a cookie?

[Griever]

The baker hands quinsar a llama-shaped cookie.

Support the resistance! All for pie and cookies for all!

[Diva De]

To: Supagoof

I'm on vacation
But that won't stop me
Here's one from far away
Boom de Yada Boom de Yada Boom de Yada Boom de Yada

[Supagoof]

Well Graklok. It seems we're both being serenaded today. Though I have to hope for our sake that you don't take it...I see, so that would be a no...*sigh*

Graklok feel so pwetty...oh so pwetty.

Put the lipstick away Graklok. Anyway, back to our game. It seems that DivaDe has won the new square, and tried her best to pass the boom, but alas, the rules of the game stipulate that the post must come after the person, not before. Sadly though, she gets an A for effort.

The Bushranger has decided to see if Uncle Festy is up for the task of helping him maintain some sort of control on this board. We here up in the commentators booth are puzzled by the manuaver, *looks over at Graklok still applying makeup* or perhaps just puzzled, but we wish him some luck anyway.

Graklok bwinging sexy back!

Wonderful. Now, back to the show.

[Diva De]

In that case:



I'm on vacation
But that won't stop me
Here's one from far away
Boom de Yada Boom de Yada Boom de Yada Boom de Yada

[evnafets]

A muffled voice comes from behind the X in the top left hand corner.

Mr Llama? Its boring back here with nothing to do. This big X gets in my way, and I can't even see the moon properly.
Can I help out with the game in some way?

Can I push the big red button? Can I? Can I? I likes pushing the big red button! It makes a cool noise
(evvie reaches for the big red button)

Awwww - he has to get the question wrong first?
But he DID! He DID get it wrong!

There was too a werewolf in Werewolf IX: Hogwarts Havoc. His name was Sirius Black. All Harry Potter fans should know THAT!
(evvie reaches for the big red button again)

What? Sirius Black doesn't count as a werewolf? Try telling HIM that.
Well Uncle Festy still got it wrong. There were SO werewolves in Werewolf V: D&D. The D&D roles were just extra abilities.

So can I push the Big Red Button then Mr Llama? Do I? Do I? Now?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! WRONG!

YAY! That was fun!

Actually the other werewolf game without werewolves was WW VII: Urban Lycanthropy where Wererats lived in the Sewers, and Ninjas were assassinating people.
DivaDe gets the square, and gets to choose another one too? Pick me! Pick me!.

Awwwwww - what do you mean she can't pick me twice?



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X |
X|http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc102/quinsarny/Buckle.png
evnafets | Uncle Festy | Quinsar
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/Griever__/Chef2.png | http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2725/clinteastwoodix3.gif | http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Mordokai3i.png
Griever | Freshmeat_ | Mordokai

X | http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Alarra/gitp/zebmork.gif |
0
Curly | Zeb the Troll | Haruki-kun[/table]


DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: 0

[Uncle Festy]

:smallfrown:
Sorry, Bushranger. I was sure I was right.
Ah well.

[Zar Peter]

I would suggest to pick Freshmeat, that would make the game really interesting :smallcool:

[Castaras]

*Faerwain enters the stage with a lute in his hands*
"Ladies, Gentlemen, quadruplets, sheep, celestials and everyone else in this fine audience.
I believe our great hosts do not mind if try to entertain you a little in this short break. As you might have noticed, Graceful Lady Castaras and myself had a little bet going while we contested each other. Now, as the gods of luck and gambling were on her side, I did owe her a song about a topic of her choice.
She had chosen an incident in the town involving a certain well-known half-ogre and some dessous.

So, a shortened version of a classical tune, here is the ballad of the Ogre in Pink:"

(played to the tune of Lady in Black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Th_lZab7IQ))

He came along one morning, through the town he was storming,
His pink bra flowing in the mid-winter wind.
We don’t know how he found it, but for sure it did not fit
And screams arose around him from the people unprepared

Aaargh Argh Argh Aaaargh Aargh Argh....

We all doubted our senses then, even the most hard-boiled men,
When we saw the half-ogre without coat or shirt or pants
And we prayed to summon trousers, to cover up the lingerie,
To hide in the shadows what men should never see

Aaargh Argh Argh Aaaargh Aargh Argh....


Oh Graklok put the thong aside, whatever you have you shall hide
Come and take my mirror, and look what you have done
For pink is not your colour, you don’t have the hips to pull it off
But if you ask me the mascara was a surely a nice touch

Aaargh Argh Argh Aaaargh Aargh Argh....

Castaras giggles.

"That was awesome. Congratulations, o Noble Faerwain."

[Skippy]

There was too a werewolf in Werewolf IX: Hogwarts Havoc. His name was Sirius Black. All Harry Potter fans should know THAT!


And you call yourself a fan? Sirius Black was not the werewolf. Remus Lupin, teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts in Harry's third year at Hogwarts, was the werewolf. Black was only an Animagus who could turn himself into a big, black dog, often mistaken with The Grim.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Thanks, Evvie! The little guy was completely right. The two games were the ones he mentioned.

Okay, lets get some categories!

A) Order of the Kubb!
b) account overload
C) Canadians in the Mist
D) Hopping mad

^^ I agree with the piemancer. Made me laugh quite a bit.

[Diva De]

You're right, ZP. I don't wanna beat the freakin' PANTS off BR so quickly, so I will choose Freshmeat's square. De grins and winks at her competition. Now, once I get a category... She notices she's been simu'd by the llama and puts her head in her hands. That's embarrassing... She clears her throat. OK, Kubb I know nothing about, I know a few Canucks, but...I'll take Better Late Than Never. She grins and looks at the board. Changed again?! Come on now! De sighs and brushes back a chunk of hair. Fine, Canadians in the Mist.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

A category, Hmph!! I gave ya four!

[Freshmeat]

I know next to nothing about any Canadians on this board, have little knowledge about Jane Goodall movies, don't know yet whether I want to help Bushranger or DivaDe, have three bars of chocolate to my left and a packet of Cheetos to my right.

Hit it.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I didn't know that DivaDe was actively reading the post that I was editting therefore it seems rude to have changed it on her.

I've talked with the judges and we will allow her to choose between Better Late than Never and Canadians in the Mist. Personally, I think she's better off with those fog shrouded Canucks, but I'm often wrong.

[Supagoof]

Well, it certainly seems the Diva has control of the game. Without moving in for the kill, she has decidedly gone for the option of giving herself four ways to win, because the two she has currently just isn't enough. Truly, she wants to dominate the board. Can The Bushranger rally a comeback, or will his quest come to end soon? Let's watch!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Oooooh, okay. We are going with Canadians in the Mist. I was only going to make it 5 and 1, but since its the center square, I had to make the question harder.

Of these 15 forum-goers, name the 3 non-Canadians.

1) Supagoof
2) Aikifox
3) Ego Slayer
4) B-Man
5) Destro Yersul
6) Eldritch Knight
7) Rare Pink Leech
8) Lucky
9) Phoenixineohp
10) Xylric
11) Andre Fairchild
12) Talya
13) Frojoe21
14) Indurain
15) North

[Diva De]

...Crappit.

[Freshmeat]

Quite interesting indeed. First of all, I'll have to go with Andre Fairchilde, who lives relatively close to the Canadian Border (eh?) but is still a patriotic resident of the US, who has numerous Stars 'n Stripes towels, is known to photoshop the American Eagle in the background of family pictures and eats hamburgers and drinks cola on a daily basis!*
*: These are the facts, which I have of course not altered in any way! The mere idea!

When it comes down to acting like hooligans whenever the Vikings play a hockey/rugby/football/whatever match, Supagoof is Andre's #1 partner in crime! Since they live in the same city, Andre merely has to pay him a quick visit whenever he needs weapons of any kind, because Americans (especially those that are Super and of the Goofy kind) always want weapons! And they also eat hamburgers!
On a daily basis!

The last one can only be Indurain! Even in Canada they would never allow his streaking ways! No sirree! Only in America!

[Supagoof]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/indurain/indurain12a.gif or http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/indurain/indurain12.gif

Ooh, a good question and excellent response. Will the DivaDe agree or disagree?

[Diva De]

De crosses her fingers, then points at her new avy. Check it out - pretty awesome, right? She reads back over Freshmeat's answer and sighs. I thought hockey was mostly a Canada thing, and Andre figures it strongly in his Mafia game, but to be honest, I'm clueless. So, short of PMing and asking, which I think might be against the rules, I'm gonna have to...disagree. Sorry Fresh. No offense.

[evnafets]

And you call yourself a fan? Sirius Black was not the werewolf. Remus Lupin, teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts in Harry's third year at Hogwarts, was the werewolf. Black was only an Animagus who could turn himself into a big, black dog, often mistaken with The Grim.

:smallredface::smalleek: oops :smalleek::smallredface:
Quite right. I dunno why his name got into my head. I know that. Of course I know that. Just like Mars has lots of Mice.

[evnafets]

Can I push the big red button again Mr Llama? Can I? Can I? Its so much fun making the BZZZT sound!

(evvie reaches for the big red button)

Green?!? But the green button is doesn't make such a nice noise. And nasty things don't happen to the people in the square OR the contestant. I like the big red button a lot better.

(evvie reaches for the big red button)

So what if she was right to disagree? I still wanna push the red button.

(evvie reaches for the big red button)

(Sigh.) Ok

DING! - correct.

(Boooooorrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnng. I still think the BZZZZT sound is better)
DivaDe gets the square, and Bushmaster gets to pick which square is he going to gift to her next.




{table]
X |
X|http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc102/quinsarny/Buckle.png
evnafets | Uncle Festy | Quinsar
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/Griever__/Chef2.png |
X | http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Mordokai3i.png
Griever | Freshmeat_ | Mordokai

X | http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Alarra/gitp/zebmork.gif |
0
Curly | Zeb the Troll | Haruki-kun[/table]


DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: 0

[The Bushranger]

Hm, things are not looking good for Team BR here. Not that I especially mind losing to such a lovely lady, but...

I'll take Quinsar.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Thanks again, Evvie. He is sooo much better at that than I am. Anyway, on to the categories.

A) Pirates giving treasure?
b) D.I.D. Saiyans
C) Better late than never.
D) Hopping mad

By the way...the 3rd U.S. citizen was Ego Slayer. Indurain is fueled purely by Smarties and Tim Horton's.

Okay, Bushranger. Lets see what you pick!!

[The Bushranger]

I think I'll go with D.I.D. Sayans for $200, Alex - er, Llama.

[Freshmeat]

De crosses her fingers, then points at her new avy. Check it out - pretty awesome, right? She reads back over Freshmeat's answer and sighs. I thought hockey was mostly a Canada thing, and Andre figures it strongly in his Mafia game, but to be honest, I'm clueless. So, short of PMing and asking, which I think might be against the rules, I'm gonna have to...disagree. Sorry Fresh. No offense.

None taken. I didn't know (for sure) who the third non-Canadian was, so apparently you were right in disagreeing with me.

[Zar Peter]

I think that PhoenixineohP lives somewhere near Phoenix... if someone could verify that.

[Zeb The Troll]

DING!

*Zeb buzzes in*

I know this one, Bob.

In fact, the fair Phoenix frequently flaunts her favorite terra firma to faithful forumites. And it is the Greater Toronto Area. Sorry, folks, she is indeed Cannukistani.

:cool:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Super Saiyan Dissociative Identity Disorder is a serious problem for all members of that race. Its a bi-product of being able to switch power levels and hairstyles on a whim. It affected HALO's resident Saiyan by causing him to run around with at least 5 different accounts.

Can you pick the account that wasn't ran by Kyrian?

1) Kyrian
2) Mik
3) Ares
4) Valda
5) Bearchase

That's quite a collection of characters. We have a kender, a lycanthropic pokemon collector, a video game villian, a god of war and pretzels, and a saiyan.

[Uncle Festy]

"Ooh, I know this one! It's... Kyrian, of course!"
...
:smalltongue:

[Quinsar]

Hmm... Thats a tough one... But maybe... Are- No... Valda!
Says Quinsar, nibbling on his cookie.

[The Bushranger]

Hm, I think I'll agree with Q for once in my life and see what's behind door number 4.

[evnafets]

(evvie reaches for the big red button)

C'mon Mr Llama. Can I push the button? Can I? I wanna push the big red button!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Sorry, Evvie, but he got it right. Its the big green button for him. Valda isn't Kyrian. Valda was the leader of the Legion of Fran and the founder of Playground Squares, but he wasn't an alt of Kyrian.

[Shadow]

{table]
X |
X|
O
evnafets | Uncle Festy | Quinsar
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/Griever__/Chef2.png |
X | http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Mordokai3i.png
Griever | Freshmeat_ | Mordokai

X | http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Alarra/gitp/zebmork.gif |
O
Curly | Zeb the Troll | Haruki-kun[/table]


DivaDe: X
The Bushranger: O

[Zar Peter]

Simuer! And hidden text

[Shadow]

I didn't get the Maggie for Ninja ITP for nothing! and more hidden text

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

A) That is one cross penguin!
b) Order of the Kubb
C) Better late than never.
D) Hopping mad

[Diva De]

De puts a finger to her lips as she looks the board over. I'll take Zeb the Troll and...Better Late Than Never! She notes some odd looks and shrugs. What? Gotta give the boy a chance! She winks over at BR.

[The Bushranger]

BR winks back.
And it's much appreciated, milady.

[Supagoof]

The Bushranger hangs on with the correct answer given and the right response. I remember Valda, coming to recruit us into this legion, then taking off to who knows where. Many legionaire's still remain, waiting one day to heed the call if needed.

Graklok think you talky too much about stuff gone past.
Speaking of things gone past, let's get back to the game. DivaDe has once again passed on the killing blow to the Bushranger. It seems that she may need to be forced into one of the winning squares to win. While we wait for the question, let's take another word from our sponsers.


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@V Ah, quite right, that is a fatal blow. Alas the chatting of the contestants had us confused. Perhaps we should pay more attention to the game. Well, this one is for all the marbles.

[Lavidor]

No! Zeb the Troll would be a winning move! :smallamused:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

And we're back from an extended commercial break. Sorry about that that.

Okay, DivaDe has questioned Zeb the Troll about "Better Late than Never." Okay, Zeb, here is your question.

LLama, Llama, Duck brought about many interesting twists, turns, and events, one of which was the appearance of a newcomer to the world of Werewolf games. This rookie was allowed in half-way through the game and suprised many with his work on the secret chalupa sidequest. Who was this "intelligent infant?"

[Uncle Festy]

And we're back from an extended commercial break. Sorry about that that.

Okay, DivaDe has questioned Zeb the Troll about "Better Late than Never." Okay, Zeb, here is your question.

LLama, Llama, Duck brought about many interesting twists, turns, and events, one of which was the appearance of a newcomer to the world of Werewolf games. This rookie was allowed in half-way through the game and suprised many with his work on the secret chalupa sidequest. Who was this "intelligent infant?"

I actually know this one... :smalleek:
Ahh! *flees from flaming Llama*

[Zeb The Troll]

Oh heavens, that was such a hard game to keep up with. But I definitely remember the player you mean. In fact, this player was so good that he'd gotten the answer to you before I could, and I called you with it from the airport. I still think I should have gotten at least some credit for knowing the answer to that particular riddle without any access to the internet to look it up. Anyhow, it was most assuredly PhantomFox that surprised and amazed in this first adventure.

[Skippy]

Hard to keep up with, indeed. Loved that game. Those were the days...

[Cristo Meyers]

Heck, hard to keep up with doesn't even begin to describe that one...I remember following it along with Alchemists 1 and AC 1 way back when I was just a lurker. Also remember wishing I'd joined like I'd thought about doing...

[Skippy]

Heck, hard to keep up with doesn't even begin to describe that one...I remember following it along with Alchemists 1 and AC 1 way back when I was just a lurker. Also remember wishing I'd joined like I'd thought about doing...

Narrated Alchemists 1, played AC1 and LLD... If I recall correctly, it was the time when I joined about five or six games simultaneously... Fun times.

[Cristo Meyers]

And it was Alchemists that unleashed me onto this board finally...even if I was killed on night 1...

I'll leave it up to you to decide if that's a good thing or not.

[Skippy]

I remember that now. I think it was a good thing then...

[Griever]

((The jury is still out, Cristo *hides his join date from Cristo*))

The baker puts on a jacket, throws a cannibal pie onto the floor and begins poking the llama with his new sword as he sings the pi song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7uBUPjTTk&feature=related).

[Supagoof]

A questions, and an answer, so now the crowd awaits patiently as we tentatively look at DivaDe for whether or not she believes in Zeb the Troll.

Could be waitin while.

What do you mean Graklok?

Graklok look at other shows in studio. Graklok see notes that pwetty lady missin fwom others shows as well, sumtin about not audio-winchin her or sumtin.

Ah, I see, so she's currently not with the boards the at the moment.

Yep. Graklok bored too.

Not what I meant.

What you mean?

No, I'm not mean. I'm actually a really nice guy.

Otay. Graklok go mercial break now.

Right. Another word from our sponser....


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[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hmmmm...this is a rather sad development. I've been told that Miss De will be away for an unknown length of time and so after speaking with her opponent, we have decided to pause their game and start a new one. Their game will resume whenever DivaDe returns. Until that time however, we need 9 new squares and two new contestants!!

Since the rules state that posters who were squares must wait 24 hours before becoming squares again after the game ends, anyone may sign up to be a square immediately. After all, the last game didn't end yet. So lets get some squares and contestants.

Oh and if you have a second, say a quick prayer for Miss De. I'm not sure if her situation warrants it, but it never hurts to pray. Thank you.

[Haruki-kun]

I wanna play! How do I sign in?

[Skippy]

I want to be a square again!! Top right corner, please!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I wanna play! How do I sign in?

You're halfway there. Do you wan to be a square or a contestant??

I think we should have Haruki vs I'm Da Rogue for a good sibling rivalry, or Haruki vs Curly, cuz I want the sheep to be humiliated. :smallbiggrin:

[Alarra]

Can I be a square, Mr. Llama? Since clearly I'm not going to be coming back to hosting, especially since you're so much better than me anyway.

[Haruki-kun]

As a contestant!

Heh... either of them would be pretty fun. :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

I haven't embarrassed myself enough lately.

I'll take a square.

[Mordokai]

Oooh, oooh, can I be the contestant again?

If not, I'm going for another square. Not the middle one, of course.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hmmmm....I'd like to give someone who wasn't a contestant in the past 5 games a shot at it, but if no one signs up within 12 hours, then its Haruki vs Mordokai.

If someone does, then I'll have you as a square. Sound fair?

[Griever]

Pi r squared, as I have said in the past, llama, so shall I be too, if it is alright.

[Mordokai]

You're on fire today Atreyu, how could I say no? :smalltongue: :smallbiggrin: Yeah, sounds more than fair :smallsmile:

[Emperor Demonking]

I feel bad about this but can I be a contestant?

[Diva De]

I'll trust in Zeb.

But unfortunately, I'll be gone after this. My regrets and apologies - I love you guys!

[Griever]

Griever throws an exploding pie at the llama while waving goodbye to De, I hope everything's okay.

[Uncle Festy]

If'n there's still room, I'll take yon square.
Let's say... one of the corners, if possible. If not, the center. If not... just stick me wherever.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Due to a family vacation that I am taking, I'm afraid that I will not be here to kick off the game. The true host of Playground Squares, who's podium I am just borrowing, Bookman, has agreed to fill in for me.

Also, DivaDe was correct to trust Zeb. SHE WINS!!!

She wins the beautiful cake!
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2158/congratulationcakexs5.jpg

Bushranger is awarded this cookie.
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8984/consolationcookiesk0.jpg

It looks like our next contest will be Haruki-Kin vs Mordokai!!!

[Bookman]

So the TRUE host is........FILLING in for the "fake" host......that makes little to no sense! :wink: :tongue:

But yes.....It's guest week here at PS! (well....Guest host)

[Haruki-kun]

It looks like our next contest will be Haruki-Kin vs Mordokai!!!

The Angel vs. The Paladin....

We shall call it Law vs. Chaos, then!

[Zeb The Troll]

Do you have all of your squares filled yet?

[evnafets]

Hmmmm....I'd like to give someone who wasn't a contestant in the past 5 games a shot at it, but if no one signs up within 12 hours, then its Haruki vs Mordokai.

If someone does, then I'll have you as a square. Sound fair?


Yeah, sounds more than fair :smallsmile:


I feel bad about this but can I be a contestant?



It looks like our next contest will be Haruki-Kin vs Mordokai!!!


What about Emporer Demonking?
Should he feel bad for nothing?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Errr..ummmm.....thanks Evvie. Sorry, ED, I was fighting a killer headache last night and thought you said square.

OKay!! A new challenger has entered the contest!!! Emperor Demonking shall compete against Haruki in a battle for the ages!! Angel vs Demon. Good vs Evil! Angelic Slayer vs ......this comic! (http://freefall.purrsia.com/default.htm)

Bookman, this one looks to be rough. Are you ready???

[The Bushranger]

Congrats De!!! (Now hurry back soon as you can!)

[Mordokai]

What about Emporer Demonking?
Should he feel bad for nothing?

My bad, I failed my Spot check. Again :smalltongue: I'm happy with a square too.

You got of easy this time Ruki boy :smallwink:

[Supagoof]

Holy battle of the ages, in a turmultious turn of events, the contestants have been decided. We have his highness in the skyness, Haruki-Kun, and the devilish dictator from down under, Emperor Demonking! In another stunning yet bold move for what we can only guess is sweeps weeks here at the playground squares, the return of the rightious, the boistrious, banterous, you know him and love him long time, BOOKMAN!

*Jubilant applause and cheering is heard*

As the squares settle into their spots and the contestants get ready, we'd like to remind everyone that today's show is sponsered by

Angelic Slayer
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/Haruki-san/AngelicSlayerBanner.png (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77541)
which in no way will help determine the outcome of the game. And now, back to the show.

[Bookman]

I was BORN ready! GRrrrrrrrr *bites steel bar*

*shatters teeth*

Ow.......... my teefs!

Ish she boad 'eady oh oo we need to 'oose new squaes??
(For those unable to understand me pre-dentures Is the board ready or do we need choose new squares?)

[Cristo Meyers]

hmm...lesse

2 contestants: check

9 squares: not so check

radikalskippy
Alarra
myself
Mordokai
Uncle Festy
Greiver

still short three...

[Griever]

hmm...lesse

2 contestants: check

9 squares: not so check

radikalskippy
Alarra
myself
Mordokai
Uncle Festy
Griever

still short three...


:smallfurious: i before e except after c, come on now Cristo...

[Cristo Meyers]

:smallfurious: i before e except after c, come on now Cristo...

:smalltongue:

losin' my eyesight in my old age...

[Freshmeat]

Count me in as a square again.

[Shadow]

Throw me in the bottom row.
I'm afraid of heights....

[Cristo Meyers]

myself
Alarra
radikalskippy
Mordokai
Griever
Uncle Festy
Shadow
Freshmeat_

jus' one more...

[ThePhantom]

Can I be a square

[Mordokai]

Throw me in the bottom row.
I'm afraid of heights....

Buck, buck, buck, buuuck!

Chicken! :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

well, provided Bookman agrees to Phantom being a square, we have a board.

side note: if anyone would like to convey any well-wishes or messages to De while she's away, I'd be happy to convey them the next time I get in touch with her.

we now return you to your originally scheduled silliness, once again brought to you by Angelic Slayer

[Bookman]

I'm supposed to approve?!

Oh well then.......

I APPROVE!

Am I supposed to make a board or do I have a staff for that... :tongue:

(This has gotten so FANCY)

[ThePhantom]

Yea, I'm a square

[Griever]

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Haruki-kun: X
Emperor Demonking: O

Will that do, Mr. Bookman, sir? *waits for the seal of approval*

[evnafets]

Evvie settles back in the audience with a huge bucket of popcorn on one side, and tub of soft drink on the other, accessed through a VERY long straw.

I'm ready for the action! Now I guess we need one of the contestants to pick a square and we can get the round started!

@V You just decided who goes first! Pick a square!

[Haruki-kun]

So.... how do we decide who goes first?

[Griever]

The person that posts first, I think. *dives deep into the pages-not-that-far-back*
Aha! Here it is:




As per the rules of the contest, the first contestant to post gets to go first.



But we still need categories and stuffs... so we'll need to wait for Bookman, Haruki.

And while we're at it, you want X's, then?

[Haruki-kun]

Alright, sure, I'm X's.

I'll pick... Uncle Festy!

[Alarra]

Um...didn't Zeb ask to be a square?

[Freshmeat]

If this is the case, then I'll forfeit my square to him. I've been a square in the past two games anyway, so I don't mind, really.

[Cristo Meyers]

umm...oops, sorry Zeb, that's my bad...

[Griever]

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Haruki-kun: X
Emperor Demonking: O

Sorry about that Zeb. Anything else?

[Uncle Festy]

Woohoo! I have first question!
Ask soon, and you will be answered. Ask later, and you will have to wait another day to receive. So... a question within the next seven or so hours would be much appreciated. :smallbiggrin:


Will that do, Mr. Bookman, sir? *waits for the seal of approval*
I…
I hear it…
I hear it's call…
It calls to me…
Cannot… resist…
…
SEAL OF APPROVAL!
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Snow-Seal-Print-C10054502.jpeg

[Shadow]

I…
I hear it…
I hear it's call…
It calls to me…
Cannot… resist…
…
SEAL OF APPROVAL!Is it just me or does he look more sad than approving?

[Bookman]

*picks up card*
ssorc yrev si selbbilF .rM" taht uoy gninraw gis reh ni egassem a dah yltnecer rednuorgyalp gnivol loow hcihW

*audience looks at Bookman*

*Bookman looks back*

What isn't there to understand about that?!

*glances down*

Oh....... heh *turns over card*

Q: Which wool loving playgrounder recently had a message in her sig warning you that "Mr. Flibbles is very cross.

[Uncle Festy]

Hm. Well, I dunno about Flibbles. But a wool loving playgrounder? That's either Atreyu or Curly, and the usage of pronouns there makes it clear that the answer is…
Atreyu!
… wait, that says, "she?" Oh.
In that case, the answer is…
CurlyKitGirl!

[Cristo Meyers]

Shhhhh...not so loud...you'll summon the sheep...we don't want a repeat of the game before last...

[Haruki-kun]

Holy crap, I don't know....<.<

But I'm leaning towards not Curly, so.... I disagree.

[Shadow]

'Ruki-
By the way, I don't think I ever told you how freakin' funny I thought this (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/Haruki-san/AngelicSlayer10-3.png) was.

You Rock dude!

[Cristo Meyers]

I'm glad my square's on the bottom row...

...it's a really long drop should my rolling on the floor laughing take me over th edge. That strip was hilarious!

[Bookman]

BZzzzzzzzz Incorrect! It REALLY was Curly Kit Girl! So the square goes to the other player!


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EMPEROR DEMONKING! CHOOSE! YOUR! SQUARE! EXCLAMATION MARKS!

[Emperor Demonking]

I pick the mod.

Alarra.

[Bookman]

Alarra, What was the name of the playgrounder, who back in 2006, started a thread claiming that he would kill himself at the end of December? This was later revealed to be a sick joke, but the outpouring of concern from the playgrounders was very real and showed just how wonderful many of the people here are.

[Haruki-kun]

Oh noes! I was wrong! :smallfrown:


'Ruki-
By the way, I don't think I ever told you how freakin' funny I thought this (http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll190/Haruki-san/AngelicSlayer10-3.png) was.

You Rock dude!

Oh, thank you, Shadow! :smallbiggrin:

[Shadow]

As a heads-up:
'larra posted in Central that her and Zeb will be gone for the next two days, so you'll probably get an answer Tuesday.

[Alarra]

Alarra, What was the name of the playgrounder, who back in 2006, started a thread claiming that he would kill himself at the end of December? This was later revealed to be a sick joke, but the outpouring of concern from the playgrounders was very real and showed just how wonderful many of the people here are.

Alarra looks sadly at this question. "I remember that very well. I talked to the Ilev many times over the course of those events and eventually we were able to contact authorities and get him help, although it was never really very clear whether he'd meant it or not and then it all got very muddled with talk that he was impersonating someone else and it was all a joke...but it was a difficult mess and we all felt or him in any case."

[Supagoof]

And we're back for another round of Playground squares. It seems that an incorrect response has given Emperor Demonking the advantage. Let's see if he can roll with it as we look at the darker side of the boards. That was an ugly time, but a good reminder of the power of the playground.

Power of the pwaygwound?

Yes Graklok. This community has time in and time out shown how powerful a group of us is together. Whether it be uniting brothers seperated by "the man*" , people just needing advice, or even helping out the world by further supporting a supercomputing project that simply uses your PCs processing power while you don't need it, we have proven what we can do.

PC Pwocessessess power? Graklok dunno much bout dat, but Graklok know Graklok's cwub if weady for when people need help wit Cwubbing.

Right.

And Graklok awways ready to run through forum scweaming when forum get to serious or Graklokg don understan what people upset bout.

Right. You have the power.

I has teh power?

We all do Graklok. We all do. Now, let's get back to our show!

*the man in this case refers to the person who holds time, money, and space at bay making it difficult to travel. Or in other words, gas companies.

[Cristo Meyers]

Indeed. The friendliness of this place never ceases to amaze me. I've never seen a group of people more willing to help in my life.

[Emperor Demonking]

I agree with Allara.

[Mordokai]

Indeed. The friendliness of this place never ceases to amaze me. I've never seen a group of people more willing to help in my life.

Well, we can also make your life miserable in more than one way, you know? :smallbiggrin:

[Cristo Meyers]

Well, we can also make your life miserable in more than one way, you know? :smallbiggrin:

Mi'ir would like a word with you...

[Mordokai]

You don't want to go there buddy... :smallannoyed:

[Cristo Meyers]

*looks innocent*

Moi? Would I do a thing like that?

See? Can't you just feel the love here? :smallbiggrin:

[Supagoof]

I love the whole world
And all it's crazy things
I love the whole world
And all the joy it brings,
I love the whole world
And all the playgrounders
Boom de Yada, Boom de Yada, Boom de Yada, Boom de Yada!

@^ You asked for it. Man, sometimes it's just to easy to pass the boom to you!

[Mordokai]

Never again use word love in the same sentence as Mi'ir when talking to me.

Gives me the creeps! :smalleek:

[Cristo Meyers]

*removes earphones*

Eh? Did ya say somethin'. Couldn't hear ya over P.O.D. 's Boom

Oh, was talking to De the other day, she wanted me to thank everyone for their kind words over the past few days.

Bah! Yadda yadda yadda, I'm talking to much again. Think I'll just go back to tormenting Mordokai...

[Skippy]

*Bumps*

Oops, sorry about that.

*Picks up things that fell to the floor*

[Bookman]

DING! Correct


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CHOOSE! YOUR! SQUARE!

(this is the last time I guest host my own show during hell week >.>)

[Skippy]

Haruki... are you there?? I think it's your turn now...

[Haruki-kun]

I'll take Griever for $300, Alex.

All or nothing!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Okay, Bookie is passing the reins back to me, so lets get this game back to hopping goodness!! Okay, my friendly chef turned swordsman, here is your question.

Q: Who introduced the playground to the dragon egg phenomenon by starting the first Dragon Cave thread in Friendly Banter?

[Griever]

LLAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! The demented dagger-denting daring dastardly delicatessen jumps for joy at the sight of the llama before sitting back down. I am sorry, the baker's outfit was more disguise than other. Although I do like pie... A cream-filled madness enters his eyes for a moment before he realizes that that one contestanty guy was tapping their foot impatiently.

DRAGONS?!?!? Dragon Eggs must be DESTROYED!! The bringer of those dark and evil critters was one, Mz. Jackal. Although I never actually met, spoke to or even knew of this person until about five minutes ago, so I wouldn't trust me. That could be the baker talking, though... Griever then enters a long rant about the unaccountability of bakers in attaining fluffy perfectly in the fluffing of their caps, which has led to a falling standard in society around the world, where children whom once looked upon bakers as the epitamy of respect and rolemodelship have been forced to outsource said rolemodel vacancy to such critters as llamas (nothing more need be said on that subject, speaks for itself *nods*). Unfortunately, this 5-star winning speech succeeded in knocking Griever unconscious, for he both failed his save vs. boring-damn speech and was mysteriously attacked from above by a reinforced cereal box.

[Cristo Meyers]

*climbs down from the top of Griever's square and brushes cereal crumbs off of his hands*

What?

[Haruki-kun]

*sigh* I have no idea! :smalltongue:

Alright, I agree! It sounds right, anyway.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

DING!! Correct!

Griever's awesome and very appreciated message is correct. Oooh, speaking of flattery, even though you're a swordfighter now, will I still get rolls? And, Cristo, stop throwing food at the other squares unless you plan on sharing. I am one hungry king of the world!

I need someone to update the board. I'd do it myself, but I'm sleepy.

EMPEROR DEMONKING! CHOOSE YOUR SQUARE OR FACE THE WRATH OF DARKWING DUCK!!

[Haruki-kun]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-joy-water-elephant.jpg

[Griever]

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X
Cristo Meyers | Shadow | Griever[/table]


Haruki-kun - X

Emperor Demonking - O

Griever throws a buttered roll down at the llama before slumping back down in feigned sleep in case Cristo has more reinforced cereal box boomerangs.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hmmmm. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Emperor Demonking, CHOOSE YOUR SQUARE!!

Oooh, a roll. *munch munch munch* Tasty!

So...while we wait for the Emperor to show up, lets discuss the original Emperor in the Playground?

What is everyone's favorite avatar of Indurain??

[Skippy]

Mine is Induriana Jones. That one is awesome. Or maybe the Ness one.

[Haruki-kun]

I think the Ness one is my favorite, too. :smallbiggrin:

[Emperor Demonking]

Zeb the Troll.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Okay Zeb,

Here is your question.


Q: Which former titan is credited with introducing Kubb to the playground?

[Zeb The Troll]

Ahh, t'were a fond summer day, the first time I was introduced to that wonderful game. Almost exactly a year ago now. Good times. Fond memories. I recall on that day that there was much discussion about the origins of the game.

As I recall it was invented by vikings on their way across the Atlantic and how hard it was for them to play during the squalls. The vikings, however loved the game and continued to keep it on board wherever they went. Centuries went by and ships got better and then pirates started romancing the seas with their lives of adventure and intrigue on the seven seas. It would be no time at all before one of these pirates spied a viking ship on a calm day playing their beloved Kubb and became quite curious as to what it was. The pirates sailed close to the vikings and fired on their ship until its health bar was well below half, but not so much as to actually sink it. The pirates boarded the viking ship and there was an odd two dimensional sword fight (remember, 3D hadn't been invented yet). It was close, with much back and forth, parrying and attacking, but eventually the pirate pushed the balance meter far enough that the viking offered to teach him Kubb if the pirate promised to leave him alive. The pirate captain agreed and was taught the game. Then he killed the viking captain anyway, just because that's what pirates do.

Sometime later there were enough pirates who only sailed the seas to play Kubb and were not, otherwise, very good pirates at all, having no interest in looting and plundering, that there was established an Order of the Kubb. It marked those who were dedicated enough to give up their livelihoods in safer climes in order to participate in this legendary sport.

From there the game was modified in little bits over the centuries and at some point the pirate gamers began, in their old age, to retire to Sweden where they figured out how to play it on grass. This was a very controversial turn of events. The die hard players wanted to keep the game pure and in its truest form, on the seas with the ever present danger of a sea monster interrupting your game. The Reformists, however, were delighted that they were able to play the game without having to constantly jump overboard to retrieve sticks or bricks that had taken an unfortunate bounce and leapt the railings. Since the game is now erroneously referred to as a "Swedish lawn game" it's clear that the Reformists eventually won out, giving us the Kubb we all know and love today.

So, who brought the game of Kubb to the Playground? Why, none other than the King of Pirates himself, El Jaspero, of course.

Big props out to ya, brudda!

[Emperor Demonking]

I agree with Zeb.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

DING!! Correct!! El Jaspero, is indeed credited with founding the order of the Kubb. You've got quite the positioning going here. Lets see how Haruki plays this out.

Haruki-kun, choose your square!!

Oh and can someone update the board, I'd do it myself, but I have to go help the Fantastic Four fight Galactus. Apparently, only someone of my bloodline has the finger dexterity to reach the ticklish spot on his left foot, in order to distract him.

Sadly, I'm too hopped up from the cleaning agents I used in the bathroom, so I'm too out of it to think of categories.

[Cristo Meyers]

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Haruki-kun - X

Emperor Demonking - O

[Haruki-kun]

Darn it! :smallfrown:

OK, I'll pick Cristo Meyers.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Don't Despair, Haruki. Its not like losing the game will be the Death of you. Tides turn as quickly as milk after its expiration date in these parts.

Cristo Meyers, while in Town, Indurain ran around under an alternate account. He mostly, successfully, pulled off a great shenanigan and almost managed to challenge himself to a game of Playground Squares, but it didn't come to pass. Don't worry, this isn't gonna be some weird obscure question like name the alternate account.

The alternate account that Indurain Dreamed up, played the characters of Des and Barnabas, his talking dog companion, while in Town. These characters are actually from a comic book series published under the Vertigo label. Which comic book series were these characters taken from?

P.S. Don't drink milk after the expiration date. It can cause nasty Delirium.

[Griever]

P.S. Don't drink milk after the expiration date. It can cause nasty Delirium.


I must agree indeed, only do it if you want to feel good and look cool, like us cool ki- *Griever falls off his square, singing Blackadder's song about the goblin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3SKM5vvVc4&feature=related)

[Cristo Meyers]

Ahhh...Vertigo...so many good comics...

Hmm...Des and Barnabas....Des and Barnabas...

Hellblazer.

Yes, Hellblazer is the one.

[Haruki-kun]

I disagree with Cristo Meyers.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

DING!! Correct! Not sure if the semi-subtle hints tilted the scales or not, but Haruki was correct to disagree. They were in fact, taken from Sandman and personally, I'm glad that Indy used Des and Barnabas because Dream himself really really bored me.

Emperor Demonking, choose your square!!!!

P.S. If someone could update the board, I'd really appreciate it. I'd do it my self, but I'm trying to cram 2 years worth of apt cleaning into 2 days for the meet-up. Hey, cool! My bathtub is white! I always thought off-tan seemed an odd color for a tub.

[Griever]

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Uncle Festy | Mordokai | radikalskippy

O |
O | http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5077/phantomuu0.png
Zeb the Troll | Alarra | ThePhantom

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X
Cristo Meyers | Shadow | Griever[/table]


Haruki-kun - X

Emperor Demonking - O

There you are llama, and good luck on the cleaning!! I never have tried the stuff personally. Hard work may never have killed anyone, but why take the chance?

[Indurain]

You know it's not everyday that you get a text message from a Llama telling you "Check Playground Squares". But I tell you, if that day ever comes, listen to his words. Thanks Atreyu, for both the excellent question, and the text message.

(How does he type with those hooves?)

[Cristo Meyers]

Good call...I wouldn't know a Vertigo comic if it bit me on the rear...

*is attacked by a rabid copy of V for Vendetta*

Holy crap! What is that?!

...see?

[Supagoof]

It's what you get.

What I get for what?

It's what you get when you mess with the BOOM DE YADA!

And now, the game long overdue from it's color purple commentary, would like to bring you this alarming news.



The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.


Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Alternatively, Prescription Employer People Stress Insulator (PEPSI) may be substituted. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
And now back to your regularly scheduled floggings.

[Cristo Meyers]

*twitch*

I'll get you yet...it shall come like a...err...really quiet thing that you don't expect...

...

Bloody WORK...

[Griever]

Atreyu the Masked Llama...

A Maltreated Male Husky?

A Hallmarked Meaty Suet?

A Teammate Raked Lushly?

A Malamute Lathered Sky?

A Hallmarks Mutated Eye?

A Llama Heated Musketry?

A Aerated Yam Melts Hulk?

A Alarmed Male Tyke Tush?

A Llama Shattered Me Yuk?

A Llama Marketed Ye Tush?

A Llama Remade Tyke Tush?

A Llama Made The Turkeys?

A Llama Harem Duke Testy?

Cristo Meyers...

Mossy Reciter?

Misery Escort?

Rosiest Mercy?

Crime Oysters?

[Cristo Meyers]

Man...he wasn't kidding about the spoiled milk causing delirium...Griever's stuck in anagram mode!

[Mordokai]

And now he made me twitch...

Move along meatbag! Else you're getting smiten too. Again. And whipped. Again.

...

Just get out of the way!

*advances upon Griever, sword in one hand, whip in another*

[Cristo Meyers]

Meatbag? You're the paladin, remember?

[Mordokai]

That constitutes me as meatshield, right? You're the one that's getting his ass(and many other parts) smiten. Now, what does that make you?

[Griever]

Cristo Meyers...

Smites yer orc?

[Cristo Meyers]

Oh smite...err, bite me, paladin boy :smalltongue:

*gets bitten by the still raving copy of V for Vendetta*

Ow! Not you! Bloody book...

[Mordokai]

*sics certain dragon on Cristo*

Now, why would I smite you when he can do the job far better? :smallamused:

*smites anyway, just for the heck of it*

You were askiiiiing for it! :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

*blinks*

*shadow jumps*

Gotta love that 50% miss chance...

Now then, who's next...before we end up tearing apart the set

[Mordokai]

You got lucky this time. We'll settle this more privately.... :smallamused:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

awwwww.... we haven't had ratings this good since Indurain tried to kill Chase!!

Loved the anagrams, Griever!!

[Indurain]

awwwww.... we haven't had ratings this good since Indurain tried to kill Chase!!

And I would have gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.