illegal wepons shop.

[Nightwing]

This Innocent looking bakery is known only to criminals for what it is: a shop that sells weaponry to criminals. the police don't know about it. (not unless a PC criminal tells them about it). to them It just looks like a bakery. the NPC at the counter is Otto. He runs the place.


http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/6973/bakerypr4.png

[Nightwing]

*Barracuda walks in*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Samson follows barracuda in "This the place?"

[Nightwing]

yep. As I said he owes me a favorer, so we get three things free.

"what do you want?'' asks Otto.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"You carry *E.P.U.'s?" Samson asks, hands in his coat.


*Electronicly Powered Unit: Suit of armor with your choice of weapon mounted on shoulder, also enhances reflexes and strength.

[Nightwing]

"Yep, we got them. what weapons you want?"

OK. my turn to choose. How about the training and defense robot?


((They will guard us from attackers when we are off recruiting. they are vary durably, and have lots and lots of weapons. They are programed to fight and guard.))

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"Ooo! I've always wanted this since I was a youngling." Samson says, thinking of the days of Spacecraft(cough), "I want four flip-turrets, that are floor on one side, and when they flip, bam! Auto-turrets!" Samson says happily "Thats gunna be so cool!!!"

[Nightwing]

"OK. Believe it or not I think we have one like already made. We like to keep extras so we dont have to keep customers waiting"

*He hand It to Samson, and and hands the robot, that is currently in a box to barracuda*

"what other stuff do you want?"

[Carrion_Humanoid]

((Root?))

"Wait, three between us, or each?"

[Nightwing]

Between us.


((I dont know why but I just wrote root instead of robot.:smalleek: this cold I have is hitting me harder than I thought.:smallbiggrin:))

[Nightwing]

Samson, It is your turn to choose.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"That was three(? why does that look wrong?) then."

[Nightwing]

Well there is one more thing we need. I want a simulate. How much for one?


"500 gp."

*Barracuda points his Uzi at Otto.*

Can you check the Price again.


" free sir "

thats what I thought.

*He takes it*

Come on, lets go.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Samson gets into his E.P.U., which is blue, and walks out, testing the mounted Gattiling gun on the floor.

[Xerillum]

Ealendros walks in, his high-power repeating assault cannon pointed at Otto's head. I am interested in a long range rocket launcher attatchment.

[Nightwing]

*he takes on of the shelf*

"That will be 500 gp. Unless you are a friend of Barracuda, then you get it half price."

[Xerillum]

Ealendros tosses a bag of money on the counter, and connects with the launcher. He leaves.

[Nightwing]

Lots of business recently.

[Nightwing]

*Barracuda walks in*


Three defense robots please.


*He takes them and leaves*

[master ranger]

what you got?
i'll by anything!

[Nightwing]

Well, what do you want?

[master ranger]

got any hand grenads of wiping out all life(except the thrower) in a fifty foot radius? if so i'll give you 500 GP for it.

[Nightwing]

*he hands him a pack with ten in them.*

[master ranger]

thanks.:smile::biggrin:

[fatninjacow]

dalas enters " whats the highest caliber you got?"

[Nightwing]

*He hands him a pistol.*

desert eagle. 50 caliber.

[fatninjacow]

*OOOOO* dalas tosses a bag of dwarf heads with solid gold teeth and some pliers on the counter then leaves

[Nightwing]

*Otto rips teeth out and stars scrubbing them clean*


gold gold gold gold gold gold gold.

[master ranger]

now i want ten standars of no reteat, five books of Infinite spell, 3 talasmans of zagy, and the Moaning Diamond. 2 million gp should cover it.

[Nightwing]

Sorry, don't have Any of thoughts. But,if you come back tomorrow and i will have them all ready for you.

[master ranger]

the next day.

now i want ten standars of no reteat, five books of Infinite spell, 3 talasmans of zagy, and the Moaning Diamond. 2 million gp should cover it.

[Nightwing]

((I guess that works))

here you go!

*He hands him all of them in a box*

[master ranger]

Whoa. i didn't think that would work. :cool:

[Nightwing]

That will be 2 million 5 hundred GP

[master ranger]

now i want 5 wands of cure crical wounds, 2 flame tounges, 1 Holy Avenger, 5 wands of fireballs,1 luckblade, 1 sylven scimitar, 1 trident of fish command, and 1 scroll of meteor swarm. 50 million pp should do it. and 50 pp.

[Nightwing]

*He hands him all but he scroll and the CCW wand*

[master ranger]

hey the CCW and the scroll are a gift for my little brother.:mad:

[Nightwing]

I will give them to you tomorrow. And no speeding up time!

[master ranger]

what time zone are you in?

[master ranger]

it' two A.m. in my time zone now the CCW and the scroll.

[expirement10K14]

Afrid walks in shrouded by his robes and hood and approaches the counter.

"I would like to buy some poison, preferably poison that will incapacitate instead of kill, but either will do."

[metakirb]

((i swear theres a baker shop as a front for this, so i don't think it would be that easy...))

[Nightwing]

*He hands afrid 5 bottles of poison, and he hands master ranger the wands and scrolls.*

[Admiral_Kelly]

A guy with a shaved head walks in.

"Word on the street has it that you see guns here."

[Nightwing]

I do. what guns do you want?

[expirement10K14]

Thank you.

Afrid stuffs the poison into his robes and walks out the door.

((Edit: sorry, forgot to pay in my original post.))

[Nightwing]

*The robots at the door stop Afrid from leaving by standing in front of it*

"You have to pay"

[Admiral_Kelly]

He points a pistol to the man's face. "Not buying, taking. Not only do we want your best guns and explosives but we need this place as a base of operations."

With his free hand, he drops a bag of holdings and five Royal Navy elites fall out who quickly stand up and draw their claymores.

[Nightwing]

*Barracuda and ten robots walk in*

Sorry. this place is under the perfection of the order of anarchy.

*The man at the presses a button and a a bullet Prof glass wall comes out of the desk*

Get out an you will live.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Upon seeing Barracuda and the robots, the bald guy fires a shot at Barracuda's head and the elites charge at and attack the robots with their claymores.

[Nightwing]

*the shot bounces of Barracuda. The sword, unless very very magical, should bounce off. The robots draw the Uzis and fire on the men with the swords. Barr draws his Uzi and fies at the bald guy*

[Admiral_Kelly]

(( Explain how bullets and heavy swords simply bounce off robots. ))

[Nightwing]

((Barracuda is not a Robot, he is a mutant. His skin is so durable that it can withstand bullets. (they still hurt about as much as getting hit with a paint ball). The robots are made of a very very metal that is only breakable if you took a magic sword and hit it with the sword all day.))

[Admiral_Kelly]

(( Yeesh. What is with people and bullet-proof skin? Exposed flesh should not be bulletproof; that's just absurd. ))

All the elites and the bald guy go down suffering from several bullet wounds throughout their bodies. Blood and guts are splattered everywhere and a pool of blood begins to form on the floor. Only one is still alive and he is moaning in pain.

[Nightwing]

*Barracuda fires a few shots at the man that is still alive*

[Admiral_Kelly]

When the gun pointed at him he fires his pistol at Barracuda's eye only before being shot to death.

[Nightwing]

*His eye is shot out*

My eye! *he stumbles out the of the building*

[fatninjacow]

dalas rushes in, seeing blood everywhere, then he spins around and leaves

[expirement10K14]

Afrid drops some coins on the ground and runs out. ((sorry, i didnt see that the thread had more posts, i noticed by nightwings comment about me not paying for poison as he tried to kill me))

[master ranger]

hee-hee i want every major artifact you got. 10 million pp should cover it.

[Nightwing]

YOU ARE NOT BUYING ANY THING ELSE!

[Admiral_Kelly]

A man walks in to check out this new bakery. He notices the six dead men in a pool of blood on the floor and gasps.

"What in the gods' names happened here?"

(( You should really clean up after these fights get messy. Never know when someone's going to drop by ;) ))

[Nightwing]

"I dont know! some guys tried to rob me! I DONT KNOW WHY! then THESE OTHER GUYS CAME IN AND KILLED THEM ALL!

[fatninjacow]

Kamal walks in a spider on his shouldder and others following him, he mutters to the spider then says something in undercommom ( go feaast my friends)

the spiders begin to feed on the bodies ...with kamal!!!

[Admiral_Kelly]

The man is shocked by this and rushes to report the murders at the police station.

[Nightwing]

*Venom, th giant spider, walks on.*

a bakery! I love pastry's!

*He begins eating the body's*

And there free too!

[fatninjacow]

kamal hisses at venom then mutates into a huge spider it goes to swallow venom

[Nightwing]

*Venom turns into a spider half the size of the room*

[fatninjacow]

Kamal grows to be bigger then the building ripping off the roof he thenheads over to trogs ripping open the ceiling

a citizen yells *kazilla!!!*

[master ranger]

yes i am now i want every major artifact you've got 100 million PP should cover it.

[fatninjacow]

Dalas and Mal'kamar enter

i'll take a shotgun 12.guage pump says Dalas

I'll take 2 desert eagles says Mal'

[Nightwing]

*He hand them there requested weapons*

[fatninjacow]

here
they toss the money on the counter then leave

[Emperor Ing]

Tre walks in
Hm?

[Nightwing]

What do you want?

[Emperor Ing]

Hello, could I have som
Pik runs in
Hey idiot, this isnt trogs
Random NPC: awkward!
((deadtime))

[master ranger]

hello I want every major artifact you've got and 100 million PP should cover it.

[master ranger]

yo nightwing
I want every major artifact you've got and 100 million PP should cover it.

[Emperor Ing]

What? Well frankly i dont give a crap! im not leaving until I get an alcoholic beverage!
Wow, you are dumb!
turns
what is this place anyway?

[Narmoth]

Kelanar enters:
What do you have of weapons for sale?

[Nightwing]

What Weapons do you want?

[Narmoth]

I need something to kill a vampire. Permanently

[Emperor Ing]

...weapons?
wheresmadrink?

[Narmoth]

No, I'm here to buy a muffin I can stab the vampire to death with!

[Emperor Ing]

Look i have no clue what the hell this place is, but its not trogs
wheresmaBLEEPindrink?!?

[Narmoth]

Well, with such great service, I think I'll rather go to Throg's and buy a muffin
He turns to leave

[Emperor Ing]

Meh, what am I doin here? Ill just tell Aier his brothers a retard
Turns to leave

[Narmoth]

Do you know of any good weapons stores?
He looks soem time on Pik-Pik (OOC: right character?)
Nah, you wouldn't be standing here the, would you?

[Emperor Ing]

((yes right char))
well, this retard says he was going to trogs, only trogs is on the other side of town! I came here to tell him that this isnt trogs, now, this retard wont leave until he gets a drink!

Amen brother! WHERES MY DRINK!!!

[Narmoth]

I have a bottle he can have. Here... he reaches him a little black bottle sealed with a wax seal.

[Emperor Ing]

Cool, im still telling Aier his brothers bantha fodder
Pik grabs the bottle, Tre pulls out a pistol and aims at Pik
ok, give me the beverage!
:smallconfused: okkayyy...
Gives the bottle to Tre
Finally!
that was only 5 minutes!

[Narmoth]

The bottle hold a very strong sleeping potion mixed with alcohol so it tastes like booze.
I hope you don't mind carryin gyour friend for a while?

[Emperor Ing]

I made a save...against something...another save...whats in this...oh! low roll..eeee...
Tre falls asleep
made another save!
falls asleep again
Whats in that? Saves vs what?
((deadtime))

[Narmoth]

Well, it's a sleeping potion. I'll be going now. Shall I send soemone to help you carry him?

(OOC: deadtime)

[master ranger]

yo nightwing i want every major artifact you've got.

[Emperor Ing]

((undeadtime))
That wont be necessary, the force is strong with me.

[Nightwing]

*He hand Master ranger all the powerful Artifacts*

[master ranger]

thanks and now i want two robots. 1 combat bot with 2 atomatic masiean guns and 1 transport robot. 100 million PP should do it.

[Nightwing]

*He give him the Robots. Both packed in boxes*

[master ranger]

are those large sized?

[wojonatior]

"do you have any gravity guns that pick up people?" he pulls out katana and starts cursing it as his black eagle caws

[Nightwing]

Yes they are large.

*he hand the man a gravity gun*

[master ranger]

orger sized?

[wojonatior]

do you have anything smaller like concealable?"

[Nightwing]

((I was talking master ranger. Yours is hand gun sized))


Yes! ogre sized!

[wojonatior]

turns to leave but first picks up shopkeper with new gravity gun and sets him back down then leaves.

[wojonatior]

here is your money says yarrick as he tosses 500 gold pieces on the counter keep the change for the inconvience yarrick then walks out the door.

[Emperor Ing]

pik undeadtimes, and uses the force to carry the...sleeping tre outside

[Clar Lovsky]

*Clar enters through the door*

Hello, two pieces of bread please.

[Nightwing]

*He hands him the bread*

10 CP.

[Clar Lovsky]

*Gives him 10 cp*

Here, good bye

*Takes the bread and leaves*

[joe kickass]

Richard pops out of the cournor with a teleport spell
Can i get a job here

[Nightwing]

Sure. I could use some help at my bakery.

[joe kickass]

ok hows the pay?

[Nightwing]

300 gp a week.

[joe kickass]

hows the pay at your bakery

[Nightwing]

I just told you. 300 GP

[joe kickass]

what 300 a week[

[Nightwing]

Yes, 300 GP for working at the Bakery.

[joe kickass]

k then im off

[Nightwing]

Do you take the job?

[joe kickass]

wheres the bakery?

[joe kickass]

i dont want the job anymore

richard teleports away

[Martini1992]

martini walks in

anyone in?

[Martini1992]

oh forget it...

martini leaves

[master ranger]

hi.
:biggrin:

[master ranger]

like the A.V.?

[master ranger]

hi i'm back and i want 1000 hand grenads of wiping out all life(except the thrower) in a fifty foot radius and here's 50000 pp for them.
ten minutes later "thanks."

[Xerillum]

Cyber-X walks into the shop. Noticing nobody around, he steals a chaingun, and ten of the grenades

[Szilard]

Captain Bobby comes off the street. Can I get, a pistol with one shot, no, two pistols with one shot each and two bottles of Rum to go. And some string? Thanks, paper bags please.

((Nightwing has left so I'll just not wait for a response.))

Capotain Bobby goes outside onto the street with two paper Bags.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion enters the bakery, "So. . . My cousin is still doing this? He told me he went clean, Tsk Tsk." Carrion says, rubbing his chin "Do you actually sell pastries though?"

[master ranger]

hey i'm back and i want one trophy gun
thanks. FIRE!!!
looting time. ooohh choas emeralds

[Lerky]

a young attractive woman walks in. She has a red bikini like top and a long, red, loincloth at her fron and back. She has slightly tanned skin and raven black hair.
I'm looking for a certain type of dagger. A Dagger of Stealth, very necromatic. You got it?
(( i realise that it's been a year since the guy that runs this place has been on so I'll just say she claims her Dagger and leaves ))

[master ranger]

hey it's empty (take a chainsword) looting time!!!!!!!!
takes every thing in the store!!!!
oooohh power suit and a blue iron man suit!!!