SarcastooOOvius
2015-09-11, 11:49 PM
I like Anarion's comment that Durkula is an entity, not just an evil extension of Hel. Inhabiting a dwarf body for any reason just doesn't seem like something any goddess would do. However, I can't get out out my head the comments Durkula said in #991 and #992 that the mustache itches and the blood gets stuck in the whiskers. Actually, that sounds more like an entity who is used to a sleek, smooth coat of scales. Even though Malak was declared good and gone, I'm not sure it would be hard for Hel to reach into the good and gone realm and make Malak an offer he couldn't refuse. Help Hel destroy the world? One scoop of irony. Coming back as Durkon? That's the topping on the double scoop. The general snottiness of Durkula's tone also reminds me of Malak. But then, maybe I just miss him.(Tee-Hee! So.Snotty.)
Also, to add to the “impaling vampires with a stick” argument, I want to use the contributions of all those who say Durkon will find a way to distract Durkula from the “inside.” Then, after Belkar uses up all the available curtain rods and umbrella handles impaling Twilight Stoners on the way into the temple, maybe Belkar will arrive in the Great Nave in time to be the Great Knave who, in one leap, dislodges and pitches up to Roy the only stick he sees available. He will also have to make a donation to Odin. :)!
Don't tell me about levels and saves. I don't play DD. I just like the story-telling here. I can't wait for the next panel, even though, like Foobar 1969 said, Mr. Burlew is probably going to cut away to someplace else for the next 4 or so panels.
Probably with a week between each of them. Ha, ha!
Also, to add to the “impaling vampires with a stick” argument, I want to use the contributions of all those who say Durkon will find a way to distract Durkula from the “inside.” Then, after Belkar uses up all the available curtain rods and umbrella handles impaling Twilight Stoners on the way into the temple, maybe Belkar will arrive in the Great Nave in time to be the Great Knave who, in one leap, dislodges and pitches up to Roy the only stick he sees available. He will also have to make a donation to Odin. :)!
Don't tell me about levels and saves. I don't play DD. I just like the story-telling here. I can't wait for the next panel, even though, like Foobar 1969 said, Mr. Burlew is probably going to cut away to someplace else for the next 4 or so panels.
Probably with a week between each of them. Ha, ha!