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ThePhantom
2016-02-04, 12:51 AM
*Remembers a movie with*

Amiria
2016-02-04, 11:19 AM
* makes a movie with * -> "Two Bugbears in Odd Places"

TheCountAlucard
2016-02-04, 07:37 PM
(snuggles with for warmth!)

Twelvetrees
2016-02-04, 08:28 PM
*rummages through closet and pulls out a polka-dotted blanket*

This should help with the snuggling.

whiteflash
2016-02-07, 10:35 PM
*disarms Twelvetrees*

Dudeons
2016-02-08, 01:59 AM
*arms with trees*

Zaydos
2016-02-08, 02:16 AM
*harms with twee*

backwaterj
2016-02-08, 08:07 PM
*charms with tweed*

TheCountAlucard
2016-02-10, 10:24 PM
(teaches Charms)

Strategos
2016-02-11, 07:39 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**pours a bowl of Lucky Charms for**

Ninjaman
2016-02-12, 02:22 AM
*Gives waffles*

Dudeons
2016-02-12, 10:56 AM
*waterboards with syrup*

backwaterj
2016-02-12, 02:52 PM
*flogs with bacon*

Strategos
2016-02-13, 07:44 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**casts you as lead role in a radio play**

TheCountAlucard
2016-02-15, 09:36 PM
(watches a marathon of Bee and Puppycat with)

Laharal
2016-02-16, 04:41 AM
*High fives*

Zaydos
2016-02-16, 05:14 AM
*doesn't see*

*hears though*

Dudeons
2016-02-16, 05:20 AM
*polymorphs into a meat dragon*

Ninjaman
2016-02-16, 05:36 AM
*Stabs with knife made out of frozen soup*

Strategos
2016-02-16, 06:28 AM
**douses with maple syrup**
**puts raspberries in your hair**

Laharal
2016-02-16, 01:03 PM
**Gives whipped cream bowl to indulge the raspberries**

Dudeons
2016-02-16, 01:07 PM
*beats with a carton of milk*

Laughing Dog
2016-02-16, 10:18 PM
*pokes with a stick*
"Hello."
*leaves a grenade for the next poster*

TheCountAlucard
2016-02-17, 08:15 AM
(throws the grenade way, way up)

(is unsurprised when it turns to grenadine on the way down)

Strategos
2016-02-17, 07:16 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a Piña colada to**

Twelvetrees
2016-02-18, 02:48 PM
*group hug*

Dudeons
2016-02-18, 02:59 PM
*flying jump hug*

Drakeburn
2016-02-18, 04:06 PM
*dives in for a hug*

I'm back!!! :smallbiggrin:

backwaterj
2016-02-18, 08:36 PM
*tackle hugs*

Welcome back! Now take 20 points of damage. :smallredface:

Laharal
2016-02-18, 11:05 PM
Flank with for more damage on Drake.

Ninjaman
2016-02-19, 02:52 AM
*Outninjas*

Dudeons
2016-02-19, 04:47 AM
*outnumbers and outguns*

Strategos
2016-02-19, 05:52 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**replaces your d20 with a d21**

TheCountAlucard
2016-02-22, 08:04 AM
(replaces the d21 with a d1)

backwaterj
2016-02-22, 02:19 PM
*replaces your d1 with the letter D and the number 1*
*hums Sesame Street theme song*

Twelvetrees
2016-03-18, 01:34 PM
*covers in apricots*

Ninjaman
2016-03-19, 10:44 AM
*Impales with balista bolt*

Strategos
2016-03-19, 11:57 PM
**implies you shot at a ballista**

backwaterj
2016-03-23, 01:47 PM
*is slightly confused*
*hugs anyway, because doggonnit, you're nice*

D_Lord
2016-03-25, 07:40 PM
Doom to you

Ninjaman
2016-03-26, 03:02 AM
*Gives rainbow icecream*

Dudeons
2016-03-26, 03:35 PM
*judo throws*

backwaterj
2016-03-27, 02:54 PM
*serves grilled lamb to*

Strategos
2016-03-27, 04:58 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a chocolate Lopunny to**

Lateral
2016-03-27, 08:40 PM
*harpoons*

AHABTHULHU RETURNS

Ninjaman
2016-03-28, 02:56 AM
*Sticks pick axe into*

backwaterj
2016-03-30, 02:09 PM
*slaps in the face* A pickaxe is no proper ninja weapon!

Twelvetrees
2016-03-31, 10:11 AM
*pulls ballista bolt out of body*

This any better?

TheCountAlucard
2016-04-02, 08:45 PM
(gives you a magic lamp)

Dudeons
2016-04-03, 03:31 AM
*sings the entire soundtrack of Cabaret with*

Ninjaman
2016-04-03, 03:37 AM
*Gives knife, in your spleen*

Laughing Dog
2016-04-04, 07:53 AM
*impales you with a lance*
"Don't worry, no-one stays dead here for long."
*sets you ablazing*

*hands TPBM a bottle of wine*

Strategos
2016-04-04, 07:30 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**shares the wine with you**
**offers up a plate of cheeses**

backwaterj
2016-04-04, 07:57 PM
*serenades you and TPATPAM with violin*

...I probably should learn to play that thing...

Ninjaman
2016-04-05, 11:47 AM
*Interrupts the gathering still impaled*
"One of you killed me, but I have forgotten who"

@V How many ballista bolts are you gonna pull out?

Twelvetrees
2016-04-05, 01:53 PM
*Impales with ballista bolt*

Here, you can have this back.

Strategos
2016-04-07, 08:34 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a box of home made choc-chip cookies to**

Laughing Dog
2016-04-08, 10:02 AM
"Good morning, and thank you for the cheeses."
*gives a quiche*

Ninjaman
2016-04-09, 06:11 AM
*Flails with candy necklaces*

backwaterj
2016-04-10, 02:12 PM
*eats candy necklaces and flails with flails*

Dudeons
2016-04-10, 09:36 PM
*flails towards you*

Laydralae
2016-04-14, 12:32 AM
*Checks out your rear end as you flail about. Ponders rear end without annoying cloth intercepting rear end checking eyes.*

5a Violista
2016-04-14, 02:52 AM
*gives some extra cloth to cover that for you*

Twelvetrees
2016-04-14, 06:05 PM
*tosses wool at*

Here, this should help when you need to cover someone's eyes.

Strategos
2016-04-15, 07:15 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives you a pair of oversized sunglasses**

Mister Tom
2016-04-16, 08:27 AM
What the world needs now
Is love sweet love
It's the only thing
That there's just too little of

So I cause a minute increase in the amount of love per person.

TheCountAlucard
2016-04-16, 12:33 PM
(steals magic lamp from, sneaks into the previous page with it)

Darius Midnite
2016-04-18, 03:46 PM
*Gives atomic wedgie

5a Violista
2016-04-19, 05:14 PM
*gives a hat*

backwaterj
2016-04-19, 06:48 PM
*gives a meal to* You too skinny! You need-a to eat!

Twelvetrees
2016-04-20, 10:48 PM
*gives a seal to*

Eh, close enough.

TheCountAlucard
2016-04-21, 09:49 AM
(steals the Holy Grail from)

(sneaks onto the next page to bury it)

Ninjaman
2016-04-22, 03:24 AM
*Slaps steak against chest*

Hmm, I may have done something wrong.

Drakeburn
2016-04-24, 08:07 PM
*steals the steak*

5a Violista
2016-04-24, 08:45 PM
*drives the getaway car*
Hurry, hurry! Get in!

backwaterj
2016-04-24, 11:59 PM
*jumps in carrying a large bag with a dollar sign on it, which may or may not be stuffed with shredded newspaper*

Floor it, stick-boy!

Ninjaman
2016-04-25, 11:21 AM
*Dumps road spikes in front of car*

TheCountAlucard
2016-04-26, 08:00 AM
(dumps cars in front of spikes)

Drakeburn
2016-04-26, 04:06 PM
*steals one of the cars*

*drives away*

Laughing Dog
2016-04-26, 11:03 PM
*presses a button on a handhel gadget*
*watches as the car Drakeburn is driving explodes*
"All according to plan."

Lateral
2016-04-27, 02:18 PM
*freeze ray*

"That's right, I'm back, and I'm here to KICK SOME ICE!"

Mister Tom
2016-04-27, 02:27 PM
Hi! I'm mister Tom and I like warm hugs!

Ninjaman
2016-04-27, 03:50 PM
*Sends friendly lava elemental after*

Strategos
2016-04-27, 08:13 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**Sends Quilava after**

Drakeburn
2016-04-28, 12:11 AM
*performs a rain dance to start a flood*

Lateral
2016-04-28, 12:29 AM
"VHAT KILLED DE DINOSAURS?"

*freezes the oncoming flood into a massive glacier that threatens to crush Gotham City and that pesky Caped Crusader of Justice*

"DE ICE AYGE!"

Twelvetrees
2016-04-28, 01:52 PM
*Runs in from the Who's next to post thread*

What's with these cold threads?

TheCountAlucard
2016-04-28, 05:55 PM
(slowly skewers you through the heart with a giant icicle)

Whoops, wasn't expecting you to get hit by lightning. Now you're probably gonna get icicle-themed superpowers or something.

5a Violista
2016-04-29, 12:36 AM
*gives a list of icicle-themed puns*

Lateral
2016-04-29, 12:41 AM
*stabs with an icicle*

"ALLOW ME TO BREAK DE ICE..."

@V: "NOO! I CANNOT SURVIVE IN TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50 DEGREES BELOW ZERO!"

Drakeburn
2016-04-29, 11:16 AM
*turns up the thermostat*

Yeah, it is getting a little too cold in here.

backwaterj
2016-04-29, 01:34 PM
*disconnects the heater and hardwires the AC on max power*

"You need to chill."

TheCountAlucard
2016-04-30, 01:15 PM
(from the rooftop, turns on the PurityIcekiller Signal and shines it onto a convenient mass of cloud)

Lateral
2016-04-30, 01:24 PM
*freezes the mass of cloud, causing it to fall from the sky and destroy several large buildings*

"In this universe... there is only one absolute! EVERYTHING FREEZES!"
"...Except helium!"

Drakeburn
2016-04-30, 02:58 PM
Hm.... Seems like the heater is broken.

*sprinkles salt all over the thread*

5a Violista
2016-05-01, 02:03 AM
*yawns*
*turns on the lights*
*adds sugar, flour, eggs, and milk to the salt*
*turns on the oven*
*makes breakfast for*

Ninjaman
2016-05-02, 03:14 AM
*Takes a small bit of the breakfast*
"Your culinary abilities are only surpassed by your awe inspiring beauty."

Lateral
2016-05-02, 12:49 PM
*grabs, straps to a rocket*

"Do you feel it coming? The icy cold of space? AHHHHH!"

TheCountAlucard
2016-05-02, 02:12 PM
(pushes you off a cliff)

backwaterj
2016-05-02, 08:41 PM
*apologizes to Cliff for the inconvenience*

5a Violista
2016-05-02, 10:53 PM
*challenges to a music-duel*

Lateral
2016-05-02, 11:23 PM
*claws at with giant lobster claws*

I am Homarus americanus hydropyrophorus. Flee before my massive facial antennules! I CAN COOK MY PREY UNDERWATER MUAHAHAHAAA

Ninjaman
2016-05-04, 09:21 AM
*Shoves into freezer*

TheCountAlucard
2016-05-04, 10:30 AM
(uses a nutcracker to break all your li'l' fingies)

Dire Moose
2016-05-04, 11:44 AM
*exposes you to intense sunlight and shoves garlic down your throat*

backwaterj
2016-05-04, 06:28 PM
*charges with a +5 Moose Bane Lance*

...

...

*then hugs*

Ninjaman
2016-05-05, 03:14 AM
*Puts on helmet of guitar resistance*
*Swings fishing rod at*

Drakeburn
2016-05-05, 07:49 PM
*drops a piano on top of you*

You silly ninja. Everybody knows pianos are way more painful than guitars. :smalltongue:

Mister Tom
2016-05-11, 01:56 PM
*thanks you for the gift of piano wire*
Have a hug. And this new necktie.

TheCountAlucard
2016-05-12, 03:57 PM
(goes on magical adventures with)

Ninjaman
2016-05-13, 01:59 AM
*Eats shish kebab*
*Impales*

Drakeburn
2016-05-14, 04:05 PM
*steals the rest of the shish kebabs*

*runs away*

backwaterj
2016-05-17, 04:38 AM
*absconds with the bag over your shoulder*

*thinks a moment*

*comes back with razor and does what needs to be done*

Strategos
2016-05-17, 06:12 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a large bowl of custard to**

TheCountAlucard
2016-05-18, 08:13 AM
Good morning!

(hugs)

(gives a large bowl of mustard to)

Ninjaman
2016-05-19, 02:16 AM
*Gives stuffed bat to*

Drakeburn
2016-05-19, 05:59 PM
*stuffs into the bag*

TheCountAlucard
2016-05-19, 09:48 PM
(gives you the benefit of an Obfuscate effect)

backwaterj
2016-05-20, 01:40 AM
*sneaks in and paints some happy clouds while you aren't looking*

5a Violista
2016-05-21, 02:58 AM
* hugs *

Drakeburn
2016-05-22, 11:39 AM
*hugs*______

RabbitHoleLost
2016-05-22, 02:03 PM
*wraps in a scarf and packs a sandwich for*

backwaterj
2016-05-23, 08:35 PM
*intentionally loses in lightsaber duel to because I have no idea how to use one of those things your avatar is so cute*

Ninjaman
2016-05-24, 12:22 PM
*Jams with*

Kneenibble
2016-05-26, 03:10 PM
*slathers in jam, made of Nanking cherries picked before a Greek orgy*


@v Put 'em all in the bag or I shoot. Either way, the janitor's going to be sweeping up crumbs tomorrow morning.

The-lost-Byte
2016-05-26, 03:44 PM
*rise hands*
"please don't shot!"
*give you all my cookies*

backwaterj
2016-05-27, 06:24 PM
*jumps in front of*

NO! You can't shoot...

*looks over shoulder*

Who are you again?

Drakeburn
2016-05-27, 06:42 PM
*ties hands*

*puts a bag over your head*

Now get in the van!

Twelvetrees
2016-05-28, 02:09 AM
*Quietly replaces all the air in the van's tires with lemonade*

Ninjaman
2016-05-28, 04:59 AM
*Throws juice at*

backwaterj
2016-05-29, 02:36 AM
*Throws surprise birthday party for. ESPECIALLY if it's not your birthday!*

(Wouldn't be much of a surprise otherwise, would it?) :smallbiggrin:

RabbitHoleLost
2016-05-31, 12:02 AM
*shares chapstick with*

Drakeburn
2016-06-07, 07:53 PM
*shares a lit stick of dynamite*

Wait a second......

Twelvetrees
2016-06-07, 07:59 PM
*acts as cover for someone to dive behind*

TheCountAlucard
2016-06-08, 12:12 AM
(audits your trees to make sure there's really only twelve)

Xihirli
2016-06-08, 12:14 AM
I stab Xihirli.

Ninjaman
2016-06-08, 03:43 AM
*Pulls out knife*
*Stares at the corpse*
*Stabs*
*Sighs*
It's just not the same

backwaterj
2016-06-09, 03:29 AM
*stabs for half-hearted corpse-stabbing*

@V: I . . . I had no idea the depths of depravity you would sink to, you monster!

TheCountAlucard
2016-06-09, 06:57 AM
(crams you bodily into the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie)

A fate worse than death!

Drakeburn
2016-06-09, 10:37 AM
*traps you inside the Batman and Robin movie*

No, that is a fate worse than death.

Xihirli
2016-06-10, 09:39 AM
*Signs you up to play the Thing in Fant4stic 2*

Mister Tom
2016-06-10, 02:41 PM
Hugs forXihirli!, how thoughtful of you!!!!

(Why not? it's good money, and it's not as if anyone I know will watch it.)

The-lost-Byte
2016-06-11, 07:39 AM
*brings in the tv adds of the fant4stc 2 movie*
"go, my small friends! infect every youtube video that persons knowing mister tom could ever see!"

backwaterj
2016-06-11, 04:03 PM
*does goofy dub of the TV ads, making sure to do Thing in a squeaky cartoon voice*

TheCountAlucard
2016-06-11, 09:26 PM
(makes tomato sauce gush out of your ears)

Xihirli
2016-06-13, 01:01 PM
*Meteor Swarm*

No-Kill Cleric
2016-06-16, 10:29 PM
*gets handed a pixelated dwarf*

Um, what am I supposed to do with this thing? *pokes with a stick*

backwaterj
2016-06-17, 02:44 AM
*grabs pixellated dwarf*

*duct-tapes scimitar to dwarf's hand*

*throws at Xihirli*

TheCountAlucard
2016-06-17, 08:57 PM
(buys an ice cream for)

5a Violista
2016-06-18, 08:02 AM
*yawns*
*gives a hug*
*asks how you are doing*

Twelvetrees
2016-06-22, 04:15 PM
*releases a Gelatinous Cube*

Ninjaman
2016-06-23, 08:08 AM
*Kills cube and serves at Christmas feast*

TheCountAlucard
2016-06-23, 05:26 PM
(complains about folks doing Christmas stuff earlier and earlier)

5a Violista
2016-06-24, 05:58 AM
*gives a chocolate kiss for Not-Christmas*

backwaterj
2016-06-25, 11:17 AM
*shares Christmas Cracker* with*

*Christmas Cracker may or may not be loaded with highly volatile explosives and rusty nails. Children should only use Christmas Cracker under adult supervision. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not use Christmas Cracker. See store for details.

I'm da Rogue!
2016-06-27, 05:56 AM
*stabs* then hides in the shadows

TheCountAlucard
2016-06-27, 09:59 AM
(smooches, bids you a fond hello)

Lateral
2016-06-28, 12:07 AM
*slaps, bids a fond hello*

backwaterj
2016-06-29, 05:25 PM
*rips out your tongue, bids you a fond hello*

Kneenibble
2016-07-07, 01:18 PM
*takes the tongue and serves it that evening, braised with ramsons in Bordeaux and sliced parchment-thin* Only the best will do for any part of Lateral. I would answer the insult to his person, if I did not know it would grow back twice as long and ululating.

Darius Midnite
2016-07-07, 06:16 PM
My eloquence will not suffice, nor will I ever be this wise, but all i can say in the end, is here is a kiss for you my friend.

TheCountAlucard
2016-07-07, 07:22 PM
(gives you an awesome pair of bouncy shoes)

There's a not-insignificant chance that they might propel you into the chilling void of space itself. You might want to wear a helmet.

Mister Tom
2016-07-08, 01:37 PM
I guess kill here isn't really an option. Have som blood orange and Campari sorbet

Ninjaman
2016-07-09, 09:13 AM
*Sets on fire and roasts marshmallows on*

Lateral
2016-07-10, 12:00 AM
Umm, excuse you?!

*sticks in a marshmallow, roasts on self*

TheCountAlucard
2016-07-12, 12:50 AM
(hits your music perfectly on cue)

5a Violista
2016-07-13, 01:32 AM
*shyly waves at*

Kneenibble
2016-07-13, 10:32 AM
*nibbles about the hollow of the wrist, as a gentleman might nibble the pale, glistening privacy of a peeled lychee*


@v Bless you, sir: bless you.

Ninjaman
2016-07-13, 05:20 PM
*Pries gun from claws*
"I am sorry."
*Presses gun against head and ***** it.*
"I am so sorry."
*Pulls trigger and cries a tear.*
"I am sorry."
*Presses gun against own head and pulls the trigger.*

smuchmuch
2016-07-22, 07:06 PM
*Gives a gentle fluttering kiss to make it all better*

TheCountAlucard
2016-07-22, 11:59 PM
(muches your smuches)

5a Violista
2016-07-23, 02:54 AM
*counts your...alucards?*
Edit:
One. There is one. There, I've counted.

Ninjaman
2016-07-24, 02:59 PM
*I too confused by the amount of Kneenibbles to do anything*

Dudeons
2016-08-07, 02:00 PM
*puts in an arena full of pirates*

Dire Moose
2016-08-09, 02:11 PM
*puts on hockey mask, grabs chainsaw, and saws into 15 pieces*

Kneenibble
2016-08-09, 04:16 PM
*strokes and coos into a lull*

*slices throat gently with a dagger of bronze, and spills blood together with the sap of atrabilious herbs across an altar of ancient basalt*

*mutters words rumoured to summon smuchmuch*


@v There's plenty more of both where those came from, mon oisillon.

smuchmuch
2016-08-09, 09:52 PM
*Appears as coil of light pink mist coiling affectuously around the summonner body and coalesce slowly while fluttering eyelashes*

Flattery and blood sacrifices will get you everywhere, you mellifluous tempter.

5a Violista
2016-08-10, 02:26 AM
*examines closely, trying to disprove my suspicions that the "Not a shapeshifting imposter" sign is lying*
*realizes that signs can never lie*
*gives an animal cracker*

Ninjaman
2016-08-11, 11:05 AM
*Shows up carrying sign saying 'most awesome and interesting person in the universe'*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2016-08-23, 08:03 PM
*bursts out of Ninjaman's chest, screeching*

The sign was right! He just happened to be occupying the same space as its subject. Tragic.

@V: I am well. I just haven't formed much in quite a while. Part of it was taking some time to get comfortable with this darn fool mobile device keyboard.

Lateral
2016-08-24, 12:28 AM
*springs, fully formed, from Fullbladder's head*

Oh, hey, how's it going? Haven't seen you around much, lately.

Kneenibble
2016-08-24, 11:36 AM
All the best people are coming around. I know not where to turn!

*enters through the navel, rarefied into a feathery vapour*
*congeals near the liver and nibbles daintily about the caudate lobe, as a gentleman might nibble a finely embellished canapé*

Darius Midnite
2016-08-28, 04:56 PM
We can't keep meeting like this, what would the people think? *Kiss*

5a Violista
2016-08-30, 11:36 PM
*takes a photo from the shadows*
And the paparazzi strikes again! The papers'll love this.

TheCountAlucard
2016-08-31, 09:23 AM
Actually, the pepperoni strikes again!

(Cuts you into paper-thin slices with which to top TPBM's pizza)

Amiria
2016-09-07, 01:44 PM
* calls the chef de cuisine and complains about the strangely pale pepperoni *

smuchmuch
2016-09-07, 11:04 PM
*Flirt outrageously*

I've been told it goes well with the cheese

Twelvetrees
2016-09-11, 04:57 PM
*Provides shade from the sun*

Dallas-Dakota
2016-09-13, 05:14 PM
*decapitates and presents as a gourmet dish to Kneenibble, my love*

Let's see you compete with that, Amiria.

Strategos
2016-09-14, 07:30 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**places a pink rose in your pocket**

TheCountAlucard
2016-09-23, 09:11 AM
Is that a rose in y-

Y'know what, never mind. :smalltongue:

(steals your clothes while you're swimming)

smuchmuch
2016-09-23, 03:38 PM
*Steal your skin while you're sleeping*

Look at me, I'm Alucard, weeeee !

Dire Moose
2016-09-24, 02:16 AM
*feeds you to my pet Tyrannosaurus rex*

Strategos
2016-09-25, 07:46 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**affixes pretty yellow ribbons to both you and your Tyrannosaurus Rex**

Kneenibble
2016-09-29, 09:36 AM
"Good evening!"
*kisses like a golden lab with a spoonful of peanut butter*
*ties hair back with a twist of cherry silk from a debutante's garter*

Chunklets
2016-10-11, 10:47 PM
scaly orange hug!!

caw
2016-10-12, 02:46 PM
* peck *

Lateral
2016-10-13, 01:56 PM
Kind of a parade of oldtimers lately, huh.

...

*harpoons*

ThePhantom
2016-10-17, 11:30 PM
*Drops a bucket of water on*

Xieko
2016-11-01, 07:55 PM
Kisses :smallredface:

Ninjaman
2016-11-07, 06:20 AM
*Ties shoelaces together*

TheCountAlucard
2016-11-27, 09:22 AM
(pushes you down the stairs)

Markozeta
2016-11-27, 06:07 PM
*Blasts you with freeze ray*

Darius Midnite
2016-12-01, 04:09 PM
I can show you the world.. *Takes flight with Markozeta hold firmly in my arms, then drops him into the Grand Canyon."

Lateral
2016-12-03, 04:01 AM
*wears like a cheap leather jacket*

Ninjaman
2016-12-05, 06:55 AM
*Hits with metal pipe*

Twelvetrees
2016-12-10, 05:32 PM
*Flings peppermint at*

DracoknightZero
2016-12-14, 06:15 AM
*Takes you out on a lovely dinner for two and then watches a romantic comedy that is actually funny before i take you home. At the door step i lean in and stab you through the heart while whispering "Hail Hydra"*

Nozza
2016-12-14, 06:34 AM
*Decides to do nothing to Dracoknight, but rather get the hell out of here before they go full psycho on me.*

The_Iron_Lord
2016-12-15, 11:24 PM
Stabs everybody like Belkar, then licks the knife.

Ninjaman
2016-12-24, 07:30 AM
*Stuffs into paper shredder*

TheCountAlucard
2017-01-10, 05:44 AM
(wraps in strings)

Twelvetrees
2017-02-05, 02:00 AM
*Tosses confetti on*

5a Violista
2017-02-05, 03:13 AM
*gives a cake with candles*

Blue Ghost
2017-02-05, 03:21 AM
*gives a card*

TheCountAlucard
2017-02-05, 12:18 PM
(turns you into TPBM)

Laughing Dog
2017-02-05, 06:44 PM
*blinks owlishily at the other me*
"Did somebody clone me?"

flappeercraft
2017-02-05, 10:08 PM
*Stabbity stabbity stabbity

5a Violista
2017-02-07, 04:00 AM
*gives an unstabbing sword*

TheCountAlucard
2017-02-07, 09:21 AM
(bestows an array of nacho-cheese-based superpowers)

Twelvetrees
2017-02-12, 12:19 AM
*Drapes ornaments on*

flappeercraft
2017-02-12, 03:01 AM
*Drapes ornaments on*

*Backhand slaps with both hands

5a Violista
2017-02-17, 08:34 PM
*steals borrows your cloak*

Mercenary Pen
2017-02-23, 07:27 PM
*covers in silly string, then buries you up to your chest in treacle*

TheCountAlucard
2017-03-12, 06:06 PM
(waves hello to, then freezes you solid)

Simetra Irertne
2017-03-30, 10:31 AM
*lowers into hole, slowly fills hole with melted chocolate*

5a Violista
2017-03-30, 10:31 PM
*stealthily sneaks up upon*

...

*quickly pushes into the hole*

Mercenary Pen
2017-04-02, 03:01 AM
*congratulates- then covers you in fire ants*

TheCountAlucard
2017-04-02, 10:09 AM
(pushes you into the ocean)

Simetra Irertne
2017-04-02, 10:58 AM
*stuffs into bag of holding*
*stuffs bag of holding into a portable hole*

Twelvetrees
2017-04-06, 11:50 PM
*spills ice cream on*

Drakeburn
2017-04-07, 12:09 AM
*covers face with whipped cream*

ThePhantom
2017-04-07, 05:05 PM
*Applies washclothe*

Simetra Irertne
2017-04-07, 07:07 PM
*steals washcloth, then eats it*
*refuses to refund washcloth*

5a Violista
2017-04-08, 05:08 PM
*gives a bowl of fruit, which taste a lot better than washcloths*

Mercenary Pen
2017-04-14, 04:41 AM
*sets on fire- then douses with lemon juice*

Simetra Irertne
2017-04-14, 10:58 AM
*throws glass of water into face*

Drakeburn
2017-04-14, 03:17 PM
*gives a glass of apple juice to TPBM*

Ninjaman
2017-04-19, 03:50 AM
*Enjoys apple juice*

Thanks.

Twelvetrees
2017-05-21, 09:30 PM
*scribbles on with charcoal*

Simetra Irertne
2017-05-22, 07:20 AM
*grills over charcoal fire*

TheCountAlucard
2017-05-22, 01:03 PM
(banishes to the space between stars)

Iceseer
2017-05-31, 09:12 PM
(creates and gathers a harem of TheCountAlucard to pursue him wherever he goes)

Strategos
2017-06-05, 08:01 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a piece of NeverMeltIce to**

5a Violista
2017-06-16, 10:04 PM
*trades a Rapidash to*

Peebles
2017-06-23, 08:44 AM
*clouts with a haddock*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2017-06-27, 04:33 PM
*bombards from orbit*

Sorry, sorry. I was cleaning the control panel. I hope there was no one under there.

TheCountAlucard
2017-06-28, 02:22 AM
(bombards you with Orbit, then books your vacation with Orbitz)

Twelvetrees
2017-06-28, 09:29 PM
*hands a flaming pitchfork and a sharpened torch*

Peebles
2017-06-29, 03:58 AM
*provides a Banana Guard retinue to*