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Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2017-06-29, 08:28 PM
*invites on vacation*

I got a great deal from Orbitz. They say Rigel IV is nice this time of year.

Haruki-kun
2017-07-07, 11:33 PM
*tackle-pounce-hug*

Oh Hai.

TheCountAlucard
2017-07-09, 09:31 AM
(throws a football to)

Drakeburn
2017-07-09, 05:54 PM
*catches football*

I got it!

Simetra Irertne
2017-07-13, 01:41 PM
*hands a block of cheese to*

I'm da Rogue!
2017-07-15, 06:41 AM
*kill*
(the old fashioned way)

Recaiden
2017-07-15, 09:03 AM
*kiss*
(the old fashioned way)

GAAD
2017-07-17, 11:34 PM
*i like trains.*

Ninjaman
2017-07-23, 04:44 AM
*Leaps on top of incoming train*

Darius Midnite
2017-07-23, 04:20 PM
I can't kill a fellow Dane. Skål! *Raises Tuborg in solidarity*

TheCountAlucard
2017-07-28, 09:44 PM
(gives you a Klein Bottle)

Twelvetrees
2017-08-04, 11:41 PM
*creates clone of*

ViolentViolet
2017-08-18, 03:58 PM
Pull a Kate Barlow
*sets off dynamite in cliff above*
"Rocks fall, everyone dies, TPK"
*kiss on forehead.

Ezeze
2017-08-22, 09:58 AM
Oh hi! Welcome to the playground!:smallbiggrin:

TheCountAlucard
2017-08-28, 12:10 AM
(bounces a ball to)

Dromedary
2017-08-30, 08:48 PM
*Awkwardly kiss, then smile or run based on reaction.*

Grim ranger
2017-08-31, 05:27 PM
*Recounts former evil deeds to in name of nostalgia*

Always nice to meet new people :smallbiggrin:

ReverseHermit
2017-09-10, 12:08 AM
Wait
With or without tongue?

Dire Moose
2017-09-11, 07:49 PM
*turns you into a frog*

TheCountAlucard
2017-09-12, 02:50 PM
(turns you into a Stephen King novel about a haunted moose)

Extrail
2017-09-12, 03:45 PM
(puts you in a brazen bull and lights fire)

Kneenibble
2017-09-28, 10:40 AM
*flings atop a heap of medical waste and cafeteria rubbish behind the run-down inner city hospital and kisses with the closeness of gauze caked in a crusted wound*


@v Do it... I want it to be you.

Ninjaman
2017-10-02, 02:29 AM
Stares at silently through the scope of a sniper rifle, eyes to teary to make the shot.

Drakeburn
2017-10-04, 10:42 PM
*steals the sniper rifle*

Yoink!

Extrail
2017-10-04, 10:44 PM
Steals everything you have ever owned the second you owned it, in any sense. including the sniper rifle

5a Violista
2017-11-07, 12:27 AM
*Slowly approaches from the darkness, with the intent to confront; however, after much deliberation, decides against it and leaves*

Westhart
2017-11-10, 11:27 AM
"It's nothing personal... Just good business."
The finger on the revolver trigger tightens, "oh life's such a sweet thing, but I'll show you bitter things can be good too."
Kiss
Gun Fires

Drakeburn
2017-11-13, 11:58 PM
"Till we meet again. That is, if we ever meet again."

*Opens a trapdoor under TPAM*

Ieagleroar
2017-11-20, 06:16 AM
*RKO*

Out of nowhere!!!

The_Iron_Lord
2017-12-04, 09:58 PM
*pecks on the cheek*
"What's an RKO, Eagle?"

Kneenibble
2017-12-05, 11:47 AM
"I'll show you."

*lands in hair and cavorts, in the same fashion as that kakapo mated with Mark Carwardine's head*
*flies into the sky squawking in triumph*

Hageshi
2017-12-05, 02:07 PM
*Reach into bag for marbles and can't find them.*

This the third time this week.

Ninjaman
2017-12-06, 05:13 AM
*Shoots with tranquilizer gun*
*Ties feet together*

Bob_McSurly
2017-12-06, 11:46 AM
I tie you up, force you into the belt of gender change, kiss you for a while, and give you a glass of orange juice.

Hageshi
2017-12-08, 01:28 AM
If a race doesn't have a gender and they put on a belt of gender change what to they become?

acheter
2017-12-08, 09:44 AM
*wears like a cheap leather jacket*

Kneenibble
2018-01-17, 01:25 PM
*hangs on the arm of, like the sort of floozy who consorts with rough types in cheap leather jackets*


@v O mi care puer!!! You didn't have to quote that far... you had me at sex mihi.

Lateral
2018-01-18, 01:22 PM
*flies in on a giant crêpe suzette, reciting elegiacs and weeping tears of raspberry jam*

Sex mihi surgat opus numeris, in quinque residat:
ferrea *** vestris bella valete modis!
Cingere litorea flaventia tempora myrto,
Musa, per undenos emodulanda pedes!

*absconds with your bonnet*

Crisis21
2018-03-01, 11:30 PM
*Throws you into a super bowl.*

LeMooseImperium
2018-03-02, 10:56 AM
*Winks uncomfortably at*

Kneenibble
2018-03-07, 12:13 PM
*drinks a significant quantity of the blood of through a vein in the forearm. and then kisses redly on the mouth*


What would you call this exactly? Sort of like snowballing but very different.


@v It is officially coined, then.

Crisis21
2018-03-07, 03:04 PM
*Declares your action to be 'redballing'.*

CosmicHobbit
2018-03-07, 06:22 PM
I'm CosmicHobbit, so, Crisis, you and I are now on a spaceship.
*Throws into sun*
"Hmmm...why'd he die? Maybe I should have waited until nighttime."

Ninjaman
2018-03-08, 02:47 AM
*Throws shuriken at spaceship*

Kneenibble
2018-03-08, 12:44 PM
"Excellent shot." *kisses like two snails mating, mouth dizzyingly fragrant having eaten a handful of myrrh resin*

Lateral
2018-03-09, 01:51 AM
*taps on shoulder*

Pardon me, sir and/or madam and/or psittaculid, but would you happen to have change for a Winston?

*assaults with a handful of cigarettes and the stuffed corpse of a prime minister*

...oh, excuse me, that's Ted Heath. Terribly sorry about the mixup.

Crisis21
2018-03-09, 03:04 PM
*Gives you a white whale tracking device.*

bc56
2018-03-12, 09:06 PM
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
*Is promptly killed by white whale*

Kneenibble
2018-03-13, 09:20 AM
*tauntingly follows downwards from natural home among the stars, and catches wing against in the descent; and so this bird of heaven, with archangelic shrieks, and imperial beak thrust upwards, whole captive form folded in the flag of bc56, went down with his ship: which, like Satan, would not sink to hell till she had dragged a living part of heaven along with her, and helmeted herself with it*

Crisis21
2018-03-28, 12:46 AM
*Gives you a kiss on each cheek as is the custom between friends in France.*

LeMooseImperium
2018-04-01, 10:41 PM
*throws you in a Sphere of Annhiliation*

Extrail
2018-04-10, 10:58 AM
*Throws you into a garbage chute on the death star*

Kneenibble
2018-04-10, 12:27 PM
*kisses greedily later in a petal-strewn suite in Cloud City* "Get in there, you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell."

Crisis21
2018-04-10, 09:55 PM
*Provides with an escape craft*

Hurry up! The stormtroopers are right behind you!

bc56
2018-04-12, 12:12 PM
*Points you out.*
There they are, blast them!

philipmorgann
2018-04-15, 01:18 PM
LGBTitp....

Extrail
2018-04-15, 01:40 PM
"stabs phillipmorgann repeatedly."

bc56
2018-04-15, 01:45 PM
*Teams up with Extrail and puts his battleaxe to good use.*

Crisis21
2018-04-15, 02:26 PM
*Joins in with my collection of evocations*

CosmicHobbit
2018-04-15, 06:55 PM
*Crashes a spaceship into the battle, kamikaze style*

Extrail
2018-04-15, 07:35 PM
"Continues and uses his more serious weapons."

Amiria
2018-04-16, 04:32 AM
* kill *

Simetra Irertne
2018-04-16, 10:12 AM
*vaporize*

bc56
2018-04-16, 10:22 AM
*Hurls into Sphere of Annihilation*

Crisis21
2018-04-16, 10:24 AM
*vapo-rubs*

Extrail
2018-04-16, 10:35 AM
"Drowns in a lake of lava."

Amiria
2018-04-16, 11:05 AM
* kill2 *

bc56
2018-04-16, 11:57 AM
*Picks skull up*

Alas, poor Almira! I knew them, Horatio, a person of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. They have borne me on their back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. —Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chapfallen? Now get you to my lady’s chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. Make her laugh at that.

*Throws skull away*

Extrail
2018-04-16, 12:01 PM
"Changes history so bc56 had a better life, but Shakespeare was never born.

Kneenibble
2018-04-17, 03:46 PM
*caresses, as the high tide caresses the unlit nooks of a secret coastal grotto, or as theatrical petticoats caress the poised legs of an Elizabethan boy player*

Amiria
2018-04-17, 03:56 PM
* hug *

caw
2018-04-17, 04:11 PM
* smooch *

Extrail
2018-04-17, 04:27 PM
*cries a river for*

bc56
2018-04-17, 04:32 PM
*Builds a bridge over*

Crisis21
2018-04-17, 07:36 PM
*Gets over it*

Extrail
2018-04-17, 07:51 PM
*stops him*

Cristo Meyers
2018-04-18, 02:08 PM
*bludgeons with a stop sign*

Amiria
2018-04-18, 02:25 PM
* prods with Vhroom of Flying *

CosmicHobbit
2018-04-18, 04:41 PM
*Gives a ticking time bomb*

bc56
2018-04-18, 04:59 PM
*Returns bomb via air mail.*

Extrail
2018-04-18, 07:45 PM
*sends a bomb defusal kit, and an active bomb about to explode*

Crisis21
2018-04-18, 08:21 PM
*Sends you a flask of nitroglycerin labeled 'shake well'*

Kneenibble
2018-04-18, 11:04 PM
*caresses, as an alpine railroad caresses the hard flanks of the mountain through which it winds, or as the rapacious tongues of nytroglycerine flame caress an impassible crevice of rock*

Extrail
2018-04-19, 09:06 AM
*smothers*

bc56
2018-04-22, 01:56 PM
*Bakes into a pie*

CosmicHobbit
2018-04-23, 06:34 AM
*Puts in a homemade oven set to 1500o F*

Crisis21
2018-04-23, 11:54 AM
*sets timer for 90 minutes*

Extrail
2018-04-23, 12:57 PM
*takes out when timer beeps*

RabbitHoleLost
2018-04-25, 08:06 PM
*dunks face into too-hot pie*

Crisis21
2018-04-25, 08:09 PM
*scolds for wasting good pie*

CosmicHobbit
2018-04-25, 08:43 PM
*Scolds for scolding somebody who's been on the forum for ten years. Respect yer elders!*

Kneenibble
2018-04-27, 12:42 AM
*kisses, as the roots of a juniper shrub kiss ancient pink granite after years gnarling through a shallow pockmark of humus in its rocky face, or as a fragrant spring breeze mustered up from a distant lake kisses the tenderly quivering cotyledons of a fresh Jack pine sprout protruding from the last snow*

RabbitHoleLost
2018-04-27, 02:10 PM
*strokes the little birdie beak before giving the most friendly of smooches upon the feathered head*

Crisis21
2018-04-27, 08:12 PM
*Buys your hat*

*Puts it on*

Amiria
2018-04-28, 05:04 PM
* kiss *

NontheistCleric
2018-04-30, 06:59 AM
A chair cannot kiss, but it can impale someone very slowly and painfully on a leg if enough force is applied.

*impales slowly and painfully*

CosmicHobbit
2018-04-30, 05:27 PM
*sits in.*
I am a simple man. I see a chair, I sit.

Crisis21
2018-04-30, 09:53 PM
*Gets you a newspaper, some tea, the TV remote, and an ottoman to put your feet up on*

Will that be all, master CosmicHobbit?

Kneenibble
2018-05-01, 10:00 AM
*kisses, as bellowing Ottoman cannons kiss the fortifications of Constantinople, or as the corkscrew of an elegant butler kisses the depths of a French cork*

Extrail
2018-05-01, 11:21 AM
*sings a lullaby to*

Amiria
2018-05-02, 05:47 PM
* kill3 *

bc56
2018-05-02, 07:18 PM
*Kill, because the trigger on my flechette gun is malfunctioning*

"Sorry about that"

Crisis21
2018-05-02, 09:44 PM
Here, let me see that.

*Tries to fix your flechette gun and accidentally shoots you with it.*

Er... oops?

CosmicHobbit
2018-05-03, 06:30 AM
Bah. Flechette guns. I have a much better one!

*Gets up from chair and gives a shotgun*

There. That's definitely better.

Extrail
2018-05-03, 11:19 AM
*shoots with an ak-47*

bc56
2018-05-04, 01:39 PM
*Loads a blunderbuss with flechettes and blasts you from behind*

Kneenibble
2018-05-09, 08:57 AM
*caresses, as an oiled rag caresses the dully gleaming metal of a disassembled pistol, or as rifling caresses the hot smoothness of a bullet beginning its flight*

Crisis21
2018-05-09, 09:18 AM
*Gives you a kindly peck on the cheek and ruffles your head like an old friend*

Extrail
2018-05-09, 12:39 PM
*pecks eye out*

Amiria
2020-02-24, 05:53 PM
* baleful polymorphs into a gecko *

Samba Mentality
2020-02-26, 12:00 PM
*throws into the void*