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Lateral
2015-09-21, 04:21 PM
*kiss* or *kill* the person above you. Or do something else. Which I guess means we should really be calling this game 'Kiss or Kill or Something Else'...

*catches Mecha-Canada, slams it into the ground*

AvatarVecna
2015-09-21, 05:00 PM
*"Rewards" TPAM with a kiss*

Xihirli
2015-09-21, 06:39 PM
AvatarVecna, would you like to be my newest cuddle-buddy?

@Lex: Stop stabbing yourself!

Lex-Kat
2015-09-21, 06:48 PM
*Stabs with your own scimitars*

TheCountAlucard
2015-09-21, 08:40 PM
(bestows the Infinity Smooch)

(strands Xihirli on Mars with only David Spade for company)

Orm-Embar
2015-09-22, 10:16 AM
*casts you in a movie shooting on location - John Carter of Mars II: Back to Mars, Again*

Strategos
2015-09-22, 07:18 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**buries you under a large pile of tulips**

Dire Moose
2015-09-23, 01:00 AM
*polymorphs you into a musk ox*

Lex-Kat
2015-09-24, 01:23 AM
*Takes aim* "Steady.... steady...." BOOM!! *Kills the Dire Moose* "Anyone want Moose burgers?" she calls out to anyone listening.

TheCountAlucard
2015-09-25, 09:40 AM
(gets home from work all grumpy)

(shares woes with)

Insane Trystane
2015-09-25, 11:56 PM
*spreads woes evenly anongst every seat in the living room*

*invites everyone present to the newly-furnished Living Room of Woe*

Zaydos
2015-09-26, 10:54 AM
*has been spread through a living room*

*eats everyone who enters*

@v: Good thing being a dracolich didn't strip away my racial immunity to poison as a peanut dragon (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=13594312&postcount=931). Redundant immunities for the win. And yes I statted out my species so you could kill them, they're ingrates.

AvatarVecna
2015-09-26, 11:32 AM
Joke's on you, I was covered in ingested poison! Even better, it's been enchanted to affect undead, but since I'm just covered with it (and it's not a contact poison, but an ingested poison), you get poisoned while I'm safe and sound.

TheCountAlucard
2015-09-26, 05:43 PM
(pulls the poison out and spreads you over crackers with telekinesis, serves)

Strategos
2015-09-26, 07:20 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**politely declines the crackers**
**slowly moves towards the door before she's forced to eat someone/get's eaten herself**

Orm-Embar
2015-09-26, 08:44 PM
You forgot your door prizes! *gives you a free tee-shirt, a backstage pass to see the band, and a rare baseball card showing the Pope in his rookie year - you know, when he broke into the major leagues with the Padres*

Sorry folks, those were the last ones.

Xihirli
2015-10-01, 12:05 AM
Okay, last time, guys. Serious. But this is just the perfect thread for it.

http://media.makeameme.org/created/chaotic-stupid.jpg

Zaydos
2015-10-01, 12:08 AM
*stabs*

*points out you were ninja'd again in the pony thread*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-01, 01:36 AM
(asks you to read Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie as a bedtime story)

Orm-Embar
2015-10-01, 10:09 AM
*Reads story out loud, doing all the voices*
*Turns out all lights*
*Leaves you in darkness with only monsters under bed for company*

Lex-Kat
2015-10-01, 07:49 PM
*cuddles with Alucard* You'll protect me!

Xihirli
2015-10-01, 09:12 PM
http://media.makeameme.org/created/250/lexkat-cute-now.jpg

Lateral
2015-10-01, 09:38 PM
Sorry, who's killing you? *kill*

Dire Moose
2015-10-02, 12:04 PM
*douses with fire hose*

Lex-Kat
2015-10-02, 11:29 PM
*Comparison test of Dire Moose Burger vs. Dragon Prime*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-03, 02:29 AM
(protects from the monsters)

AvatarVecna
2015-10-03, 08:17 AM
*protects monsters from Alucard*

Strategos
2015-10-03, 10:14 AM
(smooches)

(exits, stage left)

Zaydos
2015-10-03, 10:20 AM
*enters stage left*

*performs The King in Yellow*

Drakeburn
2015-10-03, 10:33 AM
*opens secret trapdoor under Zaydos*

This trapdoor leads down to the lair of a jelly dragon.

Orm-Embar
2015-10-03, 11:46 AM
*applauds performance* Ia!

*throws switch that opens secret trapdoors beneath all seats in theater*

Xihirli
2015-10-03, 12:06 PM
http://media.makeameme.org/created/250/tricked.jpg

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-03, 08:16 PM
(suspends your ability to post images)

Xihirli
2015-10-03, 10:05 PM
(suspends your ability to post images)

http://media.makeameme.org/created/250/scimitarchucks-yo.jpg

Haruki-kun
2015-10-04, 01:01 AM
*throws snowballs at*

Drakeburn
2015-10-04, 08:44 PM
*throws fireballs at*

Free fireballs for everybody!

*blasts TPBM with fireballs*

Dire Moose
2015-10-04, 09:36 PM
OW! Stop that! *jumps in water to put out flames*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-04, 10:25 PM
(goes with on a search for pixies)

Zaydos
2015-10-04, 10:27 PM
*gives face stealing sprites to*

They can make candy!

Xihirli
2015-10-04, 11:20 PM
http://media.makeameme.org/created/250/ny4vny.jpg

Lex-Kat
2015-10-04, 11:26 PM
*Makes boysenberry pie*

@V *Pushes off to the nearest undead* Go ahead. You can have my share. :smalleek:

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-05, 08:34 AM
(offers Lex a slice of Mystery Pie)

Orm-Embar
2015-10-05, 09:47 AM
*releases superintelligent gorillas on thread to solve mystery*

*and eat pie*

Zaydos
2015-10-05, 10:44 AM
*turns back on the gorillas for one moment as they are all mysteriously murdered*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-05, 08:32 PM
(flaunts avatar for)

Haruki-kun
2015-10-07, 12:33 AM
Neat!

*flaunts own*

Twelvetrees
2015-10-09, 10:02 AM
*Slips on gorilla blood*

What the-- AAAAAAAAHH!

Drakeburn
2015-10-10, 06:20 PM
*mops away the gorilla blood and Twelvetrees*

The messes people leave behind these days. :smallsigh:

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-10, 08:47 PM
(rambles about the Good Old Days)

Orm-Embar
2015-10-11, 04:14 PM
*uploads your personality to orbital computer*

AvatarVecna
2015-10-11, 06:15 PM
Fools!

*begins aiming the orbital mind control lasers*

Drakeburn
2015-10-11, 06:52 PM
*casts Meteor Swarm on your orbital mind control laser*

Xihirli
2015-10-11, 08:33 PM
Huh. You call that a.....

http://media.makeameme.org/created/ey7ph0.jpg

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-12, 01:24 AM
(kicks your teeth out)

AvatarVecna
2015-10-12, 02:09 AM
*kicks them back in*

Zaydos
2015-10-12, 02:50 AM
*bites off both of your feet so you will both learn not to kick teeth*

Orm-Embar
2015-10-12, 07:15 AM
*kicks you out of orbit*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-12, 10:07 AM
(kicks you to the curb, then writes a haiku)

Taking out the trash
Before I get groceries
Tonight, mac 'n' cheese.

D_Lord
2015-10-17, 03:38 PM
Just kills, I'm in a hurry.

Drakeburn
2015-10-17, 09:24 PM
*stuffs you into my bag of holding*

*dashes away*

Dire Moose
2015-10-24, 04:44 AM
*stuffs portable hole into Bag of Holding*

Zaydos
2015-10-24, 01:18 PM
*watches as reality is torn asunder and infinite kisses explode from the rift refilling the thread's emptied kisses*

Insane Trystane
2015-10-24, 02:15 PM
Oh, there are kisses to be had now? We're not out anymore? Well, in that case:

*kisses everyone on the forehead in a grandmotherly fashion*

*offers a butterscotch*

Alfa
2015-10-24, 11:16 PM
*Sits on head then leans down to give a kiss on the forehead, laughs, then goes to sleep on said head.*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-25, 10:42 AM
(checks under you for Lex-Kat)

It's rude to sit on pixies! :smallmad:

Drakeburn
2015-10-25, 10:57 AM
*puts a whoopee cushion under TPBM's seat*

Ninjaman
2015-10-26, 08:58 AM
*Makes a mockery of himself as he sits on the cushion.*

Darius Midnite
2015-10-26, 11:32 AM
I shall leave you to your shame. *Walks away*

TheCountAlucard
2015-10-27, 01:50 PM
(offers a copy of the new edition of Exalted)

Xihirli
2015-10-28, 06:45 PM
I shall leave you to your shame. *Walks away*

http://media.makeameme.org/created/250/a7lo11.jpg

Orm-Embar
2015-10-29, 06:28 PM
*covers you in a heap of flowers - like, the entire contents of a floral shop, amount of flowers*

Ninjaman
2015-10-30, 12:42 AM
*Stabs with rose* Blast! These thorns aren't sharp enough.

Drakeburn
2015-10-30, 03:51 PM
*knocks out*

Wow. The stuff in my bag was more than hard enough.

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-04, 07:58 PM
(ties you to a train)

Orm-Embar
2015-11-05, 12:18 AM
*puts you aboard a train headed for Pittsburgh*

Zaydos
2015-11-05, 02:12 AM
*diverts the train through an eerie part of Indiana on its way to some peaks in Washington and finally off a cliff in Oregon*

Ninjaman
2015-11-05, 03:58 AM
*Casts plumet on*

Drynwyn
2015-11-07, 07:28 PM
*surrounds with 50 other ninjas before casting Fireball on the whole group*

Orm-Embar
2015-11-08, 08:09 AM
*carefully places a pumpkin over your head*

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-08, 08:56 AM
(makes you a turkey sausage egg-white omelette with wheat toast)

Dire Moose
2015-11-09, 02:40 AM
I cast Fireball on everyone in the thread.

Ninjaman
2015-11-09, 05:15 AM
*Evades*

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0019.html

Twelvetrees
2015-11-21, 11:03 AM
*Bursts into flames*

AAAAAAAAHHHH!

Amiria
2015-11-22, 04:53 PM
* douses in vegetable broth *

Dire Moose
2015-11-23, 12:06 AM
*gives moosey kisses to*

Ninjaman
2015-11-23, 04:50 AM
*Revenge stabs*

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-23, 04:55 PM
(gets you set up for the Gravity Falls finale)

Amiria
2015-11-24, 03:24 PM
* hug *

Inevitability
2015-11-26, 03:02 PM
*hugs back*

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-26, 06:29 PM
(is thankful for)

(hugs)

Xihirli
2015-11-26, 07:49 PM
I am thankful for scimitars.

Ninjaman
2015-11-27, 01:52 AM
*Outstabs*

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2015-11-27, 11:32 PM
*casually slits throat*

Gentlefolk.

Inevitability
2015-11-28, 12:00 PM
*Drops reassembled Tsar Bomba*

...that escalated quickly.

Zaydos
2015-11-28, 03:29 PM
*launches a planet into at relativistic speeds*

@v: That's deescalation.

Drakeburn
2015-11-28, 03:36 PM
*fires an asteroid at*

Let's see you survive that.

Xihirli
2015-11-28, 04:09 PM
*Dodges*
Make sense of THAT.

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-28, 07:57 PM
(throws cranberry juice in your face)

Ninjaman
2015-11-29, 05:08 AM
*Steals the rest of your cranberry juice* JOINK!

Inevitability
2015-11-29, 03:36 PM
*Steals your glasses, so you can't drink cranberry juice from them*

Zaydos
2015-11-29, 03:50 PM
*steals your thieving skills to add them to my own*

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-29, 04:33 PM
(steals your thieving skills to add them to my own)

See that? I stole your idea!

Xihirli
2015-11-29, 06:43 PM
*Kills you to end the chain*

Dudeons
2015-11-30, 01:12 AM
*steals your kill, thus continuing the chain*

Ninjaman
2015-11-30, 08:32 AM
*Steals your chain, thus continuing the kill*

Inevitability
2015-11-30, 04:23 PM
*Chains your stolen chain of kill-steals*

TheCountAlucard
2015-11-30, 10:30 PM
(steals your dinner)

Zaydos
2015-11-30, 10:41 PM
*steals your thieving skills to add them to my own*

I waited for this. What's mine is mine again!

Xihirli
2015-12-01, 12:04 AM
*Kills your skilling thieves to own them to my ad*

Ninjaman
2015-12-01, 03:35 AM
*Steals your thief killing ad*

Dudeons
2015-12-01, 04:06 AM
*steals the word 'steal' from your lexicon*

Inevitability
2015-12-01, 07:37 AM
*robs you*

Xihirli
2015-12-01, 09:41 PM
*Murders your family*

Zaydos
2015-12-01, 10:21 PM
*forces you to raise a family of 3 kids for every person you have ever murdered increasing by 3 each time you murder someone*

Drakeburn
2015-12-02, 12:52 AM
*gives peanut butter and jelly, to end the killing and stealing* *and sets a trap for TPBM*

Ninjaman
2015-12-02, 02:08 AM
*Kills the jelly and steals the peanut butter*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-02, 03:51 AM
("trips," sending a platter of scalding-hot nachos into your face)

Dudeons
2015-12-02, 04:04 AM
*replaces beret with a pile of pancakes*

Inevitability
2015-12-02, 02:37 PM
*eats pancakes*

Ninjaman
2015-12-02, 04:16 PM
*Gives cookies*

Xihirli
2015-12-02, 05:21 PM
*forces you to raise a family of 3 kids for every person you have ever murdered increasing by 3 each time you murder someone*

*Murders kids in an endless sea of bloodshed*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-03, 03:11 AM
(enchants your hands such that any weapon held in them temporarily turns into a flower when you attempt to harm someone with them)

(also replaces all your spells with flowers)

Dudeons
2015-12-03, 07:15 AM
*challenges to a breakdance-off*

Ninjaman
2015-12-03, 08:20 AM
*Drops a sick beat*

Inevitability
2015-12-03, 03:54 PM
*Listens to the sick beat. Considers dancing. Decides not to dance for now.*

Orm-Embar
2015-12-07, 06:40 PM
*pushes you into the dance*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-08, 02:06 AM
(plants five Phat Beets and some Laser Beans)

Amiria
2015-12-08, 05:14 AM
* kiss *

Ninjaman
2015-12-09, 01:51 PM
*Replaces hat with monkey*

RabbitHoleLost
2015-12-09, 09:01 PM
*smooches because I'm a classic like that*

ThePhantom
2015-12-09, 10:15 PM
*flowers as its nice to see you*

Dudeons
2015-12-10, 12:42 AM
*drops a chandelier upon*

Ninjaman
2015-12-10, 05:19 AM
*Gives fake statue of liberty*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-10, 11:21 AM
(uploads every episode of the Animorphs TV series directly into your brain)

@V: Yeah, wasn't particularly good either. The funny thing was that K.A. Applegate originally wrote the Andalites as Rubber Forehead Aliens, just in case the series got a live-action adaptation, but Scholastic turned her down and told her she wasn't being creative enough, so she rewrote them until they were near-impossible to adapt to live-action.

Inevitability
2015-12-10, 11:53 AM
*Is slightly, but not incredibly, surprised there's a TV-series of that.*

Strategos
2015-12-14, 06:48 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**puts green and red bows on your head**

backwaterj
2015-12-14, 08:07 PM
Yes, bows can even make a Dire Stirge festive. *kisses, after shooting missile into toe*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-15, 11:19 AM
(gruesomely murders with eggnog)

Ninjaman
2015-12-15, 12:31 PM
*Gruesomely murders with two scoops of icecream and some sprinkles*

Strategos
2015-12-16, 06:11 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**gives a Vanillite egg to**

5a Violista
2015-12-16, 10:25 PM
*also gives a hug*
*gives a box of chocolate ice cream to*

lurkmeister
2015-12-17, 12:53 AM
*challenges to a Three Musketeers-style swordfight*

*forgets he's a chimera*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-17, 07:35 AM
(buries you alive under Three Musketeers bars)

backwaterj
2015-12-18, 02:06 AM
*buries in recursive irony. Then hugs*

Ninjaman
2015-12-18, 05:04 AM
*Covers in honey, then hugs*

Inevitability
2015-12-19, 08:00 AM
*Watches a bear charging the honey-covered treat*

Dudeons
2015-12-19, 08:27 AM
*performs a Rider Kick on you*

backwaterj
2015-12-19, 04:28 PM
*performs "Riders in the Sky" for you*

@V Mmm, corpse jerky! I hope you got the teriyaki!

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-19, 09:27 PM
(being out of the canned stuff, tries to feed you the dry food)

Inevitability
2015-12-21, 07:41 AM
*runs away screaming from the canned stuff*

Ninjaman
2015-12-21, 05:26 PM
*Runs with*
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?!"

backwaterj
2015-12-21, 08:14 PM
*Screams in ear: "Stop with the screaming already! They'll hear us!" Then stabs and runs faster.*

Amiria
2015-12-26, 01:00 PM
* holiday hug *

Inevitability
2015-12-28, 04:51 AM
*Observes Amiria's tendency to hug people*

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-28, 06:39 AM
(ruins your observations by hugging at critical moments)

backwaterj
2015-12-28, 02:44 PM
*CRITICAL HUGS!* That's a x4 affection modifier.

Ninjaman
2015-12-29, 05:38 AM
*Tries to hug*
*Rolls a natural 1*
*Punches you in the face*

Twelvetrees
2015-12-30, 01:28 AM
*log rolls into ankles*

Inevitability
2015-12-30, 05:04 AM
*Jumps over log.*

Dudeons
2015-12-30, 10:55 AM
*violently lumberjacks*

backwaterj
2015-12-30, 02:38 PM
*starts a campfire and asks if you want a hot dog or s'more*

Strategos
2015-12-30, 06:07 PM
"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**starts singing campfire songs with**

TheCountAlucard
2015-12-30, 07:16 PM
(offers leftover Christmas chocolate)

Ninjaman
2015-12-31, 07:54 AM
*Steals chocolate and eats it.*

backwaterj
2015-12-31, 04:43 PM
*Hits on nose with rolled-up newspaper* BAD Ninja! That's NO!

Inevitability
2016-01-01, 01:57 PM
*saves the world from the threat of newspaper-smackings*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-02, 02:27 AM
(pours cider on)

Dudeons
2016-01-02, 09:11 AM
*slaps a 'Stake Me!' sign on your back*

Ninjaman
2016-01-02, 09:41 AM
*slaps a 'Disintegrate me' sign on your back*

backwaterj
2016-01-02, 09:53 PM
*slaps a "Slap a sign on my back!" sign on your back*

Inevitability
2016-01-03, 04:36 AM
*Implodes through self-referential overload*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-03, 06:56 PM
(overloads your self-referential imploder)

ThePhantom
2016-01-04, 12:44 AM
*Installs surge protector on*

backwaterj
2016-01-04, 06:38 AM
*Hugs for being safety-conscious with electricity*

@V: Hmm, electrocution. I shall have to try that.

Dudeons
2016-01-05, 01:21 AM
*overloads your guitar, thus allowing the most epic guitar solo EVAR*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-05, 08:11 AM
(delivers a swift kick in the d20's)

Ninjaman
2016-01-05, 09:28 AM
*Drinks blood in front of*

backwaterj
2016-01-05, 07:09 PM
*hands a beer to you, and suggests you might want to try that instead*

Inevitability
2016-01-07, 03:25 PM
*asserts teetotalism*

Twelvetrees
2016-01-07, 10:06 PM
*asserts unassertiveness*

Emperordaniel
2016-01-08, 12:43 AM
*asserts desire to return to the-*

backwaterj
2016-01-08, 01:49 AM
*asserts desire for you to finish your-*

Dudeons
2016-01-08, 02:04 AM
".-- .... -.-- / .. ... / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . / . -. -.. .. -. --. / - .... . .. .-. / ... . -. - . -. -.-. . ... / .-- .. - .... / .- / -.. .- ... .... ..--.."

Ninjaman
2016-01-08, 02:59 AM
*Shoves off a cliff*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-08, 03:27 AM
(throat-punches)

backwaterj
2016-01-08, 04:40 AM
*throws punch on*

Emperordaniel
2016-01-08, 04:50 AM
*pours punch on*

Ninjaman
2016-01-08, 08:53 AM
*Punches with spiked brass knuckles*

Dudeons
2016-01-08, 10:43 AM
*adds cumin for a little extra punch*

backwaterj
2016-01-08, 05:27 PM
*adds cayenne pepper. All the cayenne pepper.*

Emperordaniel
2016-01-08, 11:29 PM
*slips a whole Carolina Reaper pepper into the sleeping mouth of TPBM*

Inevitability
2016-01-09, 05:25 AM
*breathes fire at TPAM*

Ninjaman
2016-01-09, 10:03 AM
*Hands jug of milk*
This helps.

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-09, 11:18 AM
(offers a biscuit)

Dudeons
2016-01-09, 11:19 AM
*offers gravy*

Twelvetrees
2016-01-09, 02:11 PM
*offers a train*

Inevitability
2016-01-09, 02:29 PM
*eats/drinks most of the above*

backwaterj
2016-01-09, 10:21 PM
*hypocritically calls a fatty*

Ninjaman
2016-01-11, 12:20 AM
*Puts in fat-suit*

Dudeons
2016-01-11, 12:43 AM
*sends you to join the Serkis Folk*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-11, 02:08 AM
(borrows some pixie-bait for the traps)

backwaterj
2016-01-11, 02:31 AM
*stages a Pixies concert for*

Ninjaman
2016-01-11, 07:14 AM
*Takes to concert but leaves early*

Dudeons
2016-01-11, 07:20 AM
*invites to a solitaire tournament*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-11, 09:17 AM
(drops you into a Yahtzee cup)

backwaterj
2016-01-11, 10:38 PM
*sinks your battleship*

Xihirli
2016-01-11, 10:59 PM
*Challenges you to Hnefatafl*

http://www.lutanho.net/play/hnefatafl.html

Twelvetrees
2016-01-12, 01:34 AM
*tosses magnets towards*

Let's see just how many scimitars you have...

Ninjaman
2016-01-12, 02:26 AM
*Sets on fire and shoves off a cliff... into water*

backwaterj
2016-01-12, 02:28 AM
*Sets on water and shoves off fire, into a cliff*

Dudeons
2016-01-12, 06:25 AM
*sets on cliff and shoves off water, into fire*

Emperordaniel
2016-01-12, 11:15 AM
*sets on fire and shoves off water... into cliff*

backwaterj
2016-01-12, 08:37 PM
*explodes from endless feedback loop, splattering entrails on*

Ninjaman
2016-01-13, 12:42 AM
*Shoves cliff into entrails*

Dudeons
2016-01-13, 12:50 AM
*pelts you with Clif bars*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-13, 01:16 AM
(wraps you in colorful sweaters until you are mistaken for Cliff Huxtable)

backwaterj
2016-01-13, 01:17 AM
*wraps you in red sweaters until you're mistaken for Fat Albert*

Ninjaman
2016-01-13, 05:43 AM
*Bakes a pie*
*Bakes into a pie*

Emperordaniel
2016-01-13, 06:12 AM
*serves pie to TPBM*

Dudeons
2016-01-13, 11:11 AM
*slams pie into face of TPBM*

Comedy!

backwaterj
2016-01-14, 11:28 AM
*pokes in eyes*

Oh, a wise guy!

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-15, 12:43 AM
(saws on your head)

Ninjaman
2016-01-15, 01:01 AM
*Sits on your head*

Dudeons
2016-01-15, 01:09 AM
*headbangs*

@V: YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *headbanging intensifies*

backwaterj
2016-01-15, 01:11 AM
*starts a moshpit with*

Zaydos
2016-01-16, 02:30 AM
*swaps stories of antediluvian horror with*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-16, 10:33 PM
Did you say "Antediluvian?" :smallsmile:

(conspires with)

@V: It's still handy to take in air to use for later conversing. :smalltongue:

Twelvetrees
2016-01-18, 11:14 AM
*respires wi--

Oh, right. You don't need to breathe.

backwaterj
2016-01-19, 12:45 AM
*reminds you how difficult it is to load a crossbow with a sword in your other hand*

@V: One per tentacle and one in the mouth. How is that a mystery? :smallbiggrin:

Dudeons
2016-01-19, 12:50 AM
*pistol-whips you with five pistols*

*leaves you to figure out how I did it*

Ninjaman
2016-01-19, 12:59 AM
*Cuts off your extra hands*

Inevitability
2016-01-21, 03:47 AM
*Makes hand-necklace of cut-off hands: a fun way for kids to learn counting!*
Bonus points if you get the reference.

backwaterj
2016-01-22, 08:27 PM
*steals and devours hand-necklace*

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-24, 04:49 PM
(pours hot wax into your ears)

Ninjaman
2016-01-25, 04:33 AM
*Pours hot chocolate into your ears*

Dudeons
2016-01-25, 09:51 AM
*pours cold chocolate in your ears*

backwaterj
2016-01-25, 01:32 PM
*pours liquid nitrogen into your ears*

Darius Midnite
2016-01-25, 05:21 PM
*Makes into sushi*

Twelvetrees
2016-01-25, 10:22 PM
*runs in carrying a massive trampoline*

*runs out*

Dudeons
2016-01-25, 10:28 PM
*tramples*

backwaterj
2016-01-26, 05:02 AM
*Throws pizza party for and invites TPBM*

Ninjaman
2016-01-26, 04:10 PM
*Arrives at party wearing clothes made of pizza* Oh.. that wasn't what you meant.

Kneenibble
2016-01-26, 05:19 PM
*accosts at the party's entrance and jabs in the chest with a finger made callused by bumblepuppy and whirligigs*

You can't come in here dressed like that, sir. There are vets from the Battle of Margherita in here with serious PTSD*.

*strips of pizza and pats on the bum through the door*



*pizza-traumatic stress disorder

TheCountAlucard
2016-01-27, 01:00 AM
(gives you a fancy bolo tie)

backwaterj
2016-01-27, 05:07 PM
*gives you a propeller beanie*

@V: You fiend!!! Capers, my only weakness!

Trog
2016-02-02, 10:13 AM
*pan-fries with olive oil, capers and lemon juice* P:

caw
2016-02-03, 12:57 PM
* peck *

Amiria
2016-02-03, 05:07 PM
* hug *

Zaydos
2016-02-03, 05:08 PM
*hugs*


https://media.giphy.com/media/KNW8GbvFELRJu/giphy.gif

Dudeons
2016-02-03, 06:39 PM
That's no hug. It's a .gif! TAKE 'IM DOWN, BOYS!

*hits with banhammer*