Has this ever happened to your party?

[Suzaku]

http://www.giantitp.com/Images/fanart/Veera3.jpg

The answer is yes for me, except an ooze ate everyone's pants except for a the sorceress and we had to climb up. :P

[the_tick_rules]

well once when one our parties women was bathing we were attacked and she had to get out of the river.

[Toliudar]

In my PnP group, we have a strong height differential (a half giant and a minotaur at one extreme, and a gnome and two pixies on the other), so the (female) gnome - behind the front line big'uns - frequently comments on the terrible view. The size of the minotaur's...prairie oysters. And so on.

[SpiderKoopa]

Does my friend's blade singer trying to tumble under a bugbear and getting a faceful of -whistle whistle- count?

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

My friend and I had to nude it up in the Tomb of Horrors when a magical portal stole all our equipment(magical or otherwise).

[ocato]

My friend and I had to nude it up in the Tomb of Horrors when a magical portal stole all our equipment(magical or otherwise).

I believe posts like that are supposed to start with 'Dear Penthouse'. God, can you imagine a D&D version of faux-dirty stories (not actually dirty, because that'd go from being funny to sad/weird) like that? I think that'd be hilarious.

[Telok]

There are times when a druid wildshaping and CoDzilla will fail.

One is in a 5x7 tunnel.
At the corner.
With the gnome ninja behind you.
No you don't get your dex against someone pinned aginst the wall by your hairy butt, and yes he gets his full attack.

Dire bear was not a wise choice.