RelentlessImp
2007-05-20, 03:33 AM
(Okay, so my friends keep linking me lolcats and I got to thinking...)
Exotic Weapon: Cats
1- or 2-Handed
Small
Damage: Special
Range: Sight
Hand-drawn portraits of felines in differing positions. Whenever shown a portrait, depending on its type, all humanoid creatures must make a Will save to avoid falling under the effect.
Cute Cat:
The picture of an undeniably cute kitten. DC Will 15+Cuteness Factor to avoid being struck dumb, as by a "Feeblemind" spell. Drooling may or may not occur.
Sad Cat:
The picture of a heartbreakingly sad kitten. DC Will 16 + Sadness Fator to avoid being struck by a "Crushing Despair" effect. Weeping uncontrollably and muttering "poor kitty" may occur.
Angry Cat:
A picture of a cat that is pissed right the hell off. DC Will 17 + Anger Factor to avoid being struck by a "Fear" effect. Screaming "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!" may occur.
Funny Cat:
A cat doing something insanely funny. DC Will 16 + Funny Factor to avoid being struck by a "Hideous Laughter" effect. Killing oneself to make the laughter stop may occur.
Exotic Weapon: Cats
1- or 2-Handed
Small
Damage: Special
Range: Sight
Hand-drawn portraits of felines in differing positions. Whenever shown a portrait, depending on its type, all humanoid creatures must make a Will save to avoid falling under the effect.
Cute Cat:
The picture of an undeniably cute kitten. DC Will 15+Cuteness Factor to avoid being struck dumb, as by a "Feeblemind" spell. Drooling may or may not occur.
Sad Cat:
The picture of a heartbreakingly sad kitten. DC Will 16 + Sadness Fator to avoid being struck by a "Crushing Despair" effect. Weeping uncontrollably and muttering "poor kitty" may occur.
Angry Cat:
A picture of a cat that is pissed right the hell off. DC Will 17 + Anger Factor to avoid being struck by a "Fear" effect. Screaming "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!" may occur.
Funny Cat:
A cat doing something insanely funny. DC Will 16 + Funny Factor to avoid being struck by a "Hideous Laughter" effect. Killing oneself to make the laughter stop may occur.