View Full Version : TPAY/TPBY D&D Vending Machine XXVIII: Output not guaranteed
SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-25, 09:01 AM
You get the pulverized corpse of a green woman.
I insert a can of peaches.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-25, 10:36 AM
You get a cherry cream pie
I insert a bad knock knock joke
jwhouk
2018-10-25, 11:08 AM
You get a lever with a name tag saying "To: Nate".
I insert a blonde joke book.
Crisis21
2018-10-25, 01:03 PM
You get a giant redwood tree.
I insert Scrooge's money bin.
jwhouk
2018-10-25, 02:31 PM
You get a cease-and-desist letter from Disney.
I insert a Hefty-Nosed Penguin with a bowtie and a strangulated orange tabby cat that keeps going ACK!
SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-25, 03:37 PM
You get a faded copy of Alice In Wonderland written in Swedish.
I insert the chopped-up remains of my first born son.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-25, 08:09 PM
You get a dirty short man who demands you guess his name
I insert an Oozy Rat in a Sanitary Zoo
alberozuko
2018-10-26, 06:52 AM
You get deleveled racecar.
I insert a kayak.
Crisis21
2018-10-26, 07:56 AM
You get Batman.
I insert a nickel.
Dire Moose
2018-10-26, 07:57 AM
You get a torn rotator cuff and a broken elbow. You get POST-STEALING NINJAS!
I insert Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-26, 08:24 AM
You get a Rubix Cube.
I insert a copy of every Shrek movie (except for Shrek 3), including the holiday specials.
jwhouk
2018-10-26, 11:16 AM
You get Austin Powers. (YEAH BABY!)
I insert an original DMG, signed by Gary Gygax.
redjinx
2018-10-26, 11:54 AM
You get the pen he used to sign it.
I insert a sensation of confusion.
Crisis21
2018-10-26, 01:53 PM
You get an M.C. Escher painting.
I insert the impossible: An authorized autographed copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial).
Flyingbooks42
2018-10-26, 09:19 PM
You get screams of terror.
I insert a brain in a jar.
jwhouk
2018-10-26, 10:05 PM
You get a signed copy of a page from Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstien* featuring Igor's line, "Abby Normal or something."
I insert a Beatles album.
Dire Moose
2018-10-26, 10:13 PM
You get a swarm of scarabs.
I insert a spooky ghost.
Crisis21
2018-10-26, 10:36 PM
You get a mile of spider webs.
I insert an invitation to the wedding of R. R. Hood and B. B. Wolf.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-27, 04:11 AM
You get a crossdressing animal bent on ruining everything
I insert a bottle of Zzzquil
alberozuko
2018-10-27, 10:10 AM
You get a scroll of Inflict Major Allergy.
I insert a gold coin.
5a Violista
2018-10-27, 04:23 PM
You get a chocolate gold coin (the thing you were buying) and your change of 3 silver coins and 17 bronze coins and 3 iron coins and one monopoly bill.
On the other hand, I insert a pokemon card.
alberozuko
2018-10-27, 05:20 PM
You get a scroll of Summon Monster.
I insert a Masterwork Short Bow.
kgato503
2018-10-27, 06:41 PM
You get a small designer hair bow.
I insert a mint chocolate orange.
Crisis21
2018-10-27, 07:12 PM
You get one silver piece.
I insert :smallwink:
@V: For an emoticon? :smallconfused:
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-27, 08:05 PM
You are quickly arrested for defiling the Vending Machine like that. There has to be mutual consent.
On that note, I insert Crisis21's bail money
@^: specifically a winky face, with no pretext. Wink wink nudge nudge
alberozuko
2018-10-28, 04:32 AM
You get two scrolls of Dimension Door.
I insert a Belt of Healing.
jwhouk
2018-10-28, 08:51 AM
You get a box of band-aids and some bactine.
I insert a handful of charging cables.
Crisis21
2018-10-28, 09:58 AM
You get a selection of rare and valuable spices.
I insert :smallconfused:
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-28, 12:28 PM
You get......you aren't quite sure what you got, but it is wet
I insert a faceless conspiracy theorist
Harrisonvinny
2018-10-28, 01:08 PM
You get a suspiciously blank piece of parchment.
I insert a standard dagger.
alberozuko
2018-10-28, 01:22 PM
You get a loaf of bread cut exactly in the middle.
I insert a ring of protection.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-28, 07:05 PM
You get 5 shields of varying sizes and materials
I insert a cheap knockoff of a popular item
Crisis21
2018-10-28, 07:20 PM
You get a writer's block.
I insert :smallcool:
jwhouk
2018-10-28, 08:06 PM
You get an old man with large eyebrows asking about "browser history."
I insert a key to this old police box I saw on the corner once.
alberozuko
2018-10-29, 07:29 AM
A box comes out, it has red and blue on its corners and when you touch it, it blares like a police siren.
I insert a tree branch.
Harrisonvinny
2018-10-29, 08:15 AM
You get a very confused gnomish druid.
I insert a really big sword.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-29, 09:19 AM
You get a really small bow and arrow.
I insert an old joke that everyone knows.
Crisis21
2018-10-29, 12:57 PM
You get an orphaned punchline.
I insert :smalleek:
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-29, 07:47 PM
You get an anti-depressant
I insert the last three posts
Harrisonvinny
2018-10-29, 11:38 PM
You get a really big :smalleek:
I insert a glass vial.
kgato503
2018-10-30, 02:46 AM
You get a glass file.
I insert a checkered flag.
Crisis21
2018-10-30, 09:59 AM
You get a pirate ship. Prepare to be boarded!
I insert :smalltongue:
SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-30, 10:36 AM
You get :smallamused:
I insert a lack of emojis
jwhouk
2018-10-30, 12:09 PM
You get :smalltongue::smallannoyed::smallsmile::smallamuse d::smallfurious::smallmad::smallredface::smallsigh ::smallfrown::smalleek::smallcool::smallyuk::small biggrin::smallwink::smallconfused::wink::tongue::s mile::redface::annoyed::mad::biggrin::frown::eek:: sigh::amused::cool::yuk::confused::furious:
I insert a dictionary.
kgato503
2018-10-30, 01:59 PM
You get a thesaurus.
I insert a roll of blue painter's tape.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-10-30, 04:09 PM
You get a masterful sculpture of an alien made exclusively out of said tape and googly eyes.
I insert a paradox.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-30, 04:48 PM
You get a pair of dogs
I insert a parakeet
Crisis21
2018-10-30, 07:37 PM
You get a pair of pants.
I insert a paramedic.
jwhouk
2018-10-30, 07:39 PM
You get two kittens.
I insert my credit card to continue.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-10-31, 08:13 PM
You get your identity stolen
I insert this identity that I just so happened to obtain just now
jwhouk
2018-10-31, 08:17 PM
I'll take that back, thank you.
(Stupid message board games...)
Okay, this time I insert the "Any" key to continue.
Crisis21
2018-10-31, 09:38 PM
You get an extra life.
I insert a jack-o-lantern filled with candy.
kgato503
2018-10-31, 11:24 PM
You get a (fake) Christmas Tree, fully decorated.
I insert Straight No Chaser.
CatKingdom
2018-10-31, 11:37 PM
You get it back but crooked.
I insert a Superb owl.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-01, 04:07 AM
You get a Greater Superb Rooster
I insert some KFC extra crispy
Harrisonvinny
2018-11-01, 08:04 AM
You get a pile of what might be chicken bones.
I insert gift wrap.
Crisis21
2018-11-01, 08:58 AM
You get a pumpkin pie.
I insert a Halloween costume.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-01, 11:09 AM
You hear the words TRICK OR TREAT! before a literal ton of candy is pelted at you
I insert a jack o lantern, a horse, and a skeleton without a skull
alberozuko
2018-11-01, 11:22 AM
You get a donkey with two bas on its sides. The left one has pumpkin seeds. The right one has bone dust.
The donkey has a name tag;it says "Dullahan's little cousin".
I insert a miniature marble tombstone.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-01, 06:22 PM
You get a mausoleum sized for a Storm Giant.
I insert an iPod from the early 2000s.
kgato503
2018-11-01, 07:55 PM
You get an apple with a bite taken out of it.
I insert a game of Werewolf.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-01, 08:24 PM
You get a sparkly, masochistic vampire boy
I insert an overhyped movie that people don't talk about anymore
Crisis21
2018-11-01, 09:15 PM
You get VIP tickets to the premier of the next Star Wars movie.
Okay, so three witches decided to give me a bunch of stuff and I don't know where else to put it, so... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5vZv9ev4kQ)
I insert:
13 Cauldrons Bubbling
12 Coffins Creaking
11 Bats a flying
10 Goblins glowing
9 Ghosts a haunting
8 Mummies waking
7 Werewolves howling
6 Vampires biting
5 Creepy dolls
4 Headless horseman
3 Giant spiders
2 Zombie eyeballs
And some bones from a haunted graveyard
Harrisonvinny
2018-11-02, 06:49 AM
You get a fruit tree with a bird of some kind in it.
I insert two gnomes in a trench coat.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-02, 08:41 AM
You get a garnet.
I insert a Halfling Diviner with Lucky.
Dire Moose
2018-11-03, 12:47 AM
You get a lot of screaming. Ironically, he had no idea what was going to happen.
I insert {scrubbed}.
Dr.Gunsforhands
2018-11-03, 01:02 AM
You get a restraining order and a £600 fine.
I insert a series of coupon codes for video games.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-03, 04:11 AM
You get seven cheap knockoff versions of popular videogames
I insert a moldy wheel of cheese
Harrisonvinny
2018-11-03, 02:24 PM
You get an angry mouse.
I insert a large horde of cheese wheels.
Crisis21
2018-11-03, 03:43 PM
You get a black cat.
I insert someone's pancreas.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-03, 06:33 PM
You get... your own pancreas?
I insert a notebook full of unsolved trig problems.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-03, 10:05 PM
You get the book back, but with all of the problems solved
I insert a book of brainteasers
jwhouk
2018-11-03, 10:42 PM
You get a jar of Dep.
I insert a comb.
Flyingbooks42
2018-11-04, 01:15 PM
You get freshly combed hair.
I insert a vending machine.
Harrisonvinny
2018-11-04, 01:33 PM
You get a message: Error -- and 1 gold piece.
I insert an electrum piece.
Crisis21
2018-11-04, 02:00 PM
You get a 16 oz. bottle of Spite. No, that's not a typo.
I insert Dr. Wily's obscure cousin: Dr. Wowie.
alberozuko
2018-11-04, 05:02 PM
You get a scroll of Phantasmal Killer, a flying carpet, and 8 miniature robots.
I insert some Boots of Levitation.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-04, 08:26 PM
You get a set of cement boots
I insert a couple of mob hitmen
Dire Moose
2018-11-05, 05:38 PM
You get a film noir detective looking at you suspiciously.
I insert a penguin with a machine gun.
Crisis21
2018-11-05, 09:53 PM
You get an umbrella.
I insert eight themed super robots.
kgato503
2018-11-06, 02:32 AM
You receive eight teens in colorful spandex and masks...WITH ATTITUDE!
I insert Stardew Valley.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-06, 09:37 AM
You get a melon made out of sapphire.
I insert a lack of pants.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-06, 12:36 PM
You receive a ticket for public nudity, redeemable at any courtroom near you.
I insert EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
Dire Moose
2018-11-06, 10:20 PM
You get She Who Must Not Be Toilet Trained.
I insert a moose.
kgato503
2018-11-06, 10:52 PM
You get a trampled tourist.
I insert a Mama Bear.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-07, 09:10 AM
You get Laura Bailey holding a sharp stick.
I insert Matt Mercer's dice.
alberozuko
2018-11-15, 09:00 AM
You get a scroll of Ventriloquism.
I insert a pendant of fireballs.
Dire Moose
2018-11-15, 09:46 AM
You get an explosion.
I insert an angry Dire Badger.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-15, 05:23 PM
You get a pillow, ripped to shreds.
I insert a coffin sized for a baby.
Kneenibble
2018-11-16, 11:01 AM
You receive a container of Chinese takeout.
I insert Stephen Fry's wedding ring.
Crisis21
2018-11-16, 12:10 PM
You get a diamond encrusted onion ring.
I insert Monty Python.
jwhouk
2018-11-16, 12:13 PM
You get back a shrubbery.
I insert a high holy hand grenade.
alberozuko
2018-11-16, 02:54 PM
You get a scroll of Holy Word, and a low voice that says "boom".
I insert a throwing knife.
Korith
2018-11-16, 04:36 PM
You get a bowling pin.
I insert 101 Smurfs and an Adult Red Dragon.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-19, 06:03 AM
You get an Adult Blue Dragon that suspiciously looks like the Adult Red Dragon you inserted.
I insert Boogie Storm
Crisis21
2018-11-19, 11:04 AM
You get the Boogie Fever. You got to boogie down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHKCHvpYq_8
I insert the Boogie Man.
Dire Moose
2018-11-19, 12:12 PM
You get a vegan child who is completely unharmed.
I insert a donkey.
Korith
2018-11-19, 01:26 PM
You get a spunky hanky panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey, he-haw!
I insert a +5 Vorpal toy rattle
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-19, 11:25 PM
You get a +5 Keen Thundering Binky
I insert the power cosmic
alberozuko
2018-11-20, 09:40 AM
You get a wand that casts Meteor Swarm when used, but has a chance of casting it on your location.
I insert a cloak of invisibility.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-11-20, 10:13 AM
You get a Cerberus named Fluffy and the Philosopher's Stone.
I insert a galleon (not the ship, the coin).
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-20, 01:44 PM
You get a pocket sized galleon (not the coin, the ship)
I insert Drawn Together: the Movie
Crisis21
2018-11-20, 01:48 PM
You get an invitation to a costume ball.
I insert Jumanji.
alberozuko
2018-11-21, 03:30 AM
You get a miniature jungle with miniature (But real) animals running around and stuff.
I insert a ring of counterspell.
kgato503
2018-11-21, 05:43 AM
You get a ring made of spell counters.
I insert a news channel station.
jwhouk
2018-11-21, 12:42 PM
You get Ron Burgundy (Stay Classy, San Diego!)
I insert a Fez.
Crisis21
2018-11-21, 02:15 PM
You get a Pez dispenser.
I insert a dozen Pokeballs.
alberozuko
2018-11-21, 02:54 PM
You get a wand of enslavement, it has 13 charges. It has an engraving that says "Catch 'em all".
I insert a metamagic rod: Quicken.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-11-21, 03:01 PM
You get a Rod of Lordly Might
I insert a Ranger/Barbarian Halfing with homicidal tendencies.
Korith
2018-11-29, 03:57 PM
You get a perpetually lost Gray Elf Wizard with pacifistic tendencies and a propensity to make random objects explode when left unattended.
I insert five shiny buttons, a needle, and some thread.
Crisis21
2018-11-29, 05:28 PM
https://www.cnyhistory.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/T.R.-Bear.jpg
I insert the world's biggest plush toy.
Dire Moose
2018-11-30, 10:42 AM
You get the World’s Largest Ball of Twine.
I insert the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).
kgato503
2018-11-30, 05:47 PM
You get Tactical Cube 138
I insert a juvenile elephant.
alberozuko
2018-11-30, 07:09 PM
You get a jovial gray haired dwarf playing a trumpet.
I insert an oil lamp.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-12-02, 09:11 AM
You get Robin Williams wearing blue face paint
I insert a Fighter/Sorcerer/Rogue and his evil henchmen
Crisis21
2018-12-02, 10:47 AM
You get a needlessly complicated serving plan for a restaurant.
I insert someone's wicked stepmother.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-12-02, 12:46 PM
You get the mangled remains of a pirate... looks to be chewed up by a crocodile? And is that... a hook?
I insert a sprinkle of fairy dust.
Korith
2018-12-04, 10:23 AM
You get a flying armada of vending machine gnomes who await your command, then realize that they're still enslaved and lose the power of flight as their happy thoughts cease.
I insert a scroll of geas/quest and a vial of liquid fire.
redjinx
2018-12-04, 02:17 PM
You get flaming geese and a vile scroll.
I insert a clacks tower.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-12-04, 10:09 PM
You get a clicking clock
I insert my sanity
Crisis21
2018-12-04, 10:15 PM
You get a tiny fairy screaming "HEY, LISTEN!"
I insert a dozen adorable bunnies.
kgato503
2018-12-05, 03:09 AM
You get about 12,000 Killer Rabbits.
I insert a Bullymong.
Dire Moose
2018-12-08, 09:37 PM
You get a humongous bullfrog.
I insert Santa Claus.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-12-08, 10:49 PM
You get a crab made of sand. (Sandy Claws? Get it? *wheezing laughter*)
I insert a dancing skeleton.
Crisis21
2018-12-09, 12:21 AM
You get fifteen barrels of AB+ blood wine.
I insert a certified dead tarrasque.
You get a paradox.
I insert the Millennium Falcon.
kgato503
2018-12-10, 08:13 PM
You get the Ebon Hawk.
I insert plot recycling.
jwhouk
2018-12-10, 10:33 PM
You get a copy of The Seven Samurai.
I insert a copy of the Slimarillion.
SunderedWorldDM
2018-12-10, 11:33 PM
You get a slip of paper with "eh, who cares" written on it in Elvish.
I insert what shreds of sanity I have left.
alberozuko
2018-12-11, 06:58 AM
You get a bottle of Dwarven Whiskey with a tag that says "Liquid Courage, drink in moderation".
I insert an apple.
ChaoticHarmony
2018-12-11, 01:20 PM
You get a restraining order from Doctor Who. You aren't allowed to be within 100 years of him at any point.
I insert a Tresnii
Crisis21
2019-01-07, 01:06 PM
You get a bathtub full of tapioca pudding.
I insert some hot chocolate, a couple marshmallows, and a candy cane.
Korith
2019-01-07, 01:17 PM
You get a bathtub full of tapioca pudding.
I insert some hot chocolate, a couple marshmallows, and a candy cane.
You get an animated snowman, screaming in agony as he rapidly melts away no thanks to your offering of hot chocolate. In a matter of minutes, he's reduced to an animated puddle, which is only able to say the word "gurgle".
I insert an mp3 player containing the selected works of Johannes Brahms as performed by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra and some speakers to listen through.
@v I shall treasure this always
SunderedWorldDM
2019-01-07, 02:03 PM
You get the severed head of Bela Bartok.
I insert a clusterchord.
redjinx
2019-01-09, 09:28 AM
You get autocorrected.
I insert half a pound of powdered staplers.
Dire Moose
2019-01-10, 08:27 AM
You get a heaping bowl of staple sauce.
I insert my annoying brother-in-law and a one-way plane ticket to the South Pole research station.
Korith
2019-01-10, 04:17 PM
You get an annoying gnome who's somebody's sister-in-law complete with all sorts of baggage - emotional and physical.
I insert the severed head of Bela Bartok.
SunderedWorldDM
2019-01-11, 10:23 AM
You get a broken cello.
I insert the detached body of Bela Bartok.
jwhouk
2019-01-13, 11:24 AM
You get a 1,000 forint note.
I insert a Yugo.
Crisis21
2019-01-13, 02:25 PM
You get a piece of paper detailing the final resting place of Jimmy Hoffa.
I insert a mile of gummie worms.
Korith
2019-01-14, 03:36 PM
The vending machine releases a procession of gnome monks, each carrying a single worm, that continues for a mile where they bury the worms in a quiet park space. They return through the vending machine as they came, but one of them drops a scroll on the way back. The scroll details the fundamentals of their beliefs, one such belief being that every worm was somebody's mother in a past life.
I insert a lit cherry bomb.
GuesssWho
2019-01-19, 08:51 PM
You get an atom bomb painted cherry red.
I insert a man named Adam.
jwhouk
2019-01-19, 10:03 PM
You get a palindrome.
I insert a baseball.
Crisis21
2019-01-19, 10:24 PM
You get a curling stone.
I insert an ice rink.
Dire Moose
2019-01-20, 11:13 PM
You get a Zamboni.
I insert a Tasmanian Devil.
jwhouk
2019-01-21, 10:47 AM
You get a bucket of slobber and a carrot.
I insert the carrot.
Flyingbooks42
2019-01-21, 04:05 PM
You get a snowman that is glad to have his nose back after that Tasmanian Devil took it from him.
I insert the snowman to keep it from melting.
SCPTropes
2019-01-21, 04:40 PM
You get a copy of The Iceman.
I insert a temporal anomaly.
Crisis21
2019-01-21, 06:54 PM
You get a wedgie.
After an epic struggle involving the fate of humanity, I insert Godzilla.
SunderedWorldDM
2019-01-23, 02:15 PM
You get the key to the city.
I insert a chunk of well-mixed Tokyo.
Korith
2019-01-24, 04:40 PM
You get an upside-down Japanese flag.
I insert a migrating goose.
jwhouk
2019-01-24, 08:11 PM
You get a pickup truck with Manitoba plates with its horn stuck.
I insert a slice of New York-Style pizza.
Crisis21
2019-01-24, 10:23 PM
You get a big jar of applesauce.
I insert Carmen Sandiego's travel itinerary.
Dire Moose
2019-01-24, 10:45 PM
You get a “find my iPhone” signal from Waldo.
I insert Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
SunderedWorldDM
2019-01-25, 09:47 AM
You get a piece of paper that reads "Star Wars is moar mainstream and therefore bettr".
I insert a red felt-tip pen.
You get a limitless supply of redshirts.
I insert ensign Red Shirt.
Korith
2019-02-11, 04:49 PM
You get 753 pieces of the former Ensign Red Shirt in varying sizes, the largest being roughly the size of a tennis ball. The vending machine burps.
I insert:
Fillet of a Fenny Snake
Eye of Newt
Toe of Frog
Wool of Bat
Tongue of Dog
Adder's Fork
Blind-worm's Sting
Lizard's Leg
Howlet's Wing
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Crisis21
2019-02-11, 06:45 PM
You get Love Potion #12: Holiday Edition.
I insert Eleven (Bag)Pipers Piping.
Ironsmith
2019-02-13, 01:39 AM
You're pelted with peartrages.
I insert a freshly-minted quarter.
Korith
2019-02-13, 02:23 PM
You get a quarterstaff of Minty Freshness (it's a +1 Quarterstaff that deals an additional 1 cold damage against anything it hits, and gives a +5 enchantment bonus to saves against Breath Weapons)
I insert a Yoda puppet, and an Album of William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy singing.
Nicklance
2019-03-03, 07:59 PM
You get kermit the frog
I insert the whole deck of many things
Ironsmith
2019-03-03, 10:33 PM
And you get a cloud of black smoke.
And a broken machine.
I insert a healing potion.
Crisis21
2019-03-03, 11:33 PM
You get a potion of epic mustache growth.
I insert someone's mustache.
Korith
2019-03-04, 11:16 AM
You get Tom Selleck.
I insert a Tricycle without wheels.
jwhouk
2019-03-04, 10:15 PM
You get a crying child and an angry parent.
I insert a recumbent bicycle.
Dire Moose
2019-03-09, 04:06 PM
You get a motorcycle with flat tires and an angry biker.
I insert a grizzly bear.
Crisis21
2019-03-09, 08:39 PM
You get Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders.
I insert the entire Calvin & Hobbes collection.
Drakeburn
2019-03-09, 10:54 PM
You get one Life of Pi book.
I insert a duergar.
Korith
2019-03-10, 11:06 AM
You get a dual-scimitar wielding drow.
I insert:
6 Lilly Petals
5 Stinging Nettles
4 Daffodils
3 Porcupine Quills
2 Conch Horns
A single Rose Thorn
Dire Moose
2019-03-10, 04:41 PM
You get a very bizarre stew.
I insert a swarm of angry bees.
Crisis21
2019-03-10, 07:23 PM
You get a stormy sea.
I insert Predaking (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Predaking_(G1)).
Ironsmith
2019-03-11, 01:57 PM
And you get Predaking. He needs nothing else. :smalltongue:
I put in the documentation for SCP-914.
Korith
2019-03-11, 03:59 PM
You get an egg timer marked "Rough" "Course" 1-to-1" "Fine" and "Very Fine", but the dial is stuck.
I insert every Disney character ever. Even the ones that Disney bought indirectly.
Dire Moose
2019-03-11, 04:40 PM
You get a stampede of corporate lawyers who issue a never-ending stream of intellectual property lawsuits.
I insert all of the animals from my local zoo.
jwhouk
2019-03-11, 10:27 PM
You get slashed by the local jaguar.
I insert a Jaguar (the car, not the animal).
Crisis21
2019-03-12, 10:48 AM
You get a tiger in a tank.
I insert 50 gallons of gasoline.
jwhouk
2019-03-12, 11:10 AM
You get a receipt for US$129.95.
I insert a box of LEGO's.
Recherché
2019-03-15, 03:01 AM
You receive an injured foot.
I insert my upcoming final exams.
Dire Moose
2019-03-15, 07:45 AM
You get a big red “F” and a note asking if you ever even attended class.
I insert a barrel of radioactive waste.
Crisis21
2019-03-15, 08:37 AM
You get a bouquet of sweet-smelling roses.
I insert a box of cheerios.
Korith
2019-03-15, 11:27 AM
You get the Cookie Monster. And he's hungry for cookies!
I insert a gallon of liquid nitrogen.
SpeedWitch
2019-03-23, 10:17 PM
You get a high school science teacher equipped with safety gloves.
I insert a bag of autumn leaves.
Dire Moose
2019-04-06, 07:39 AM
You get a bouquet of spring flowers.
I insert a swarm of angry bees.
Tube Wizard
2019-04-06, 08:25 PM
You get stung repeatedly.
I insert a bag of copper coins, drenched in sea salt.
Crisis21
2019-04-07, 09:50 AM
You get a giant desert riding scorpion, complete with saddle.
I insert the Kraken.
Dire Moose
2019-04-07, 02:42 PM
You get a giant heaping plate of calamari.
I insert a pirate ship.
Korith
2019-04-09, 11:44 AM
You get a troupe of 6 award-winning tap-dancing skeletons.
I insert a golden sculpture of a magpie.
jwhouk
2019-04-09, 07:57 PM
You get a fedora and an overcoat, with a copy of the sheet music from "As Time Goes By" written for piano.
I insert nothing.
Eternis
2019-04-13, 10:27 PM
You receive an invoice for services rendered; the total comes out to three days of happiness and half an existential crisis.
I insert a druid of questionable morals.
Simetra Irertne
2019-04-15, 10:51 AM
You receive a fable concerning suspicious, forest-themed magic users.
I insert clever wordplay.
Crisis21
2019-04-15, 06:05 PM
You get Thor. It hurts.
I insert pain medication.
Dire Moose
2019-04-15, 11:56 PM
You get crystal meth.
I insert myself.
Eternis
2019-04-16, 12:19 AM
You receive a statue of a moose, carved from diamond.
I insert three oscilloscopes.
Silent_Interim
2019-04-19, 11:10 AM
You get a confused graph of a tsunami.
I insert Aquaman.
Crisis21
2019-04-19, 12:58 PM
You get Aqua Man:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/1/1e/Aquamanbq.png
I insert Top Man.
Korith
2019-04-22, 09:19 AM
You get three mice wearing top hats.
I insert a confetti gun, seven sparklers, and a fog horn.
Book Wombat
2019-04-24, 02:47 PM
You get a little pop und sparkle.
I insert a die.
Silent_Interim
2019-04-24, 04:33 PM
You get a lengthy dissertation on prescriptivism and descriptivism and how the word "dice" as a singular should be accepted.
I insert a cheese grater.
Eternis
2019-04-25, 10:37 AM
You receive a scroll of Greater Cheese.
I insert a walnut.
Crisis21
2019-04-25, 12:17 PM
You receive a scroll for Wall of Nuts.
I insert a picture of a root beer float.
Korith
2019-04-25, 03:22 PM
You get a riot of floating bears. They want to party with you.
I insert humanity's last, best hope.
Silent_Interim
2019-04-25, 05:59 PM
You get a giant mech warrior.
I insert sapphire bullets of pure love.
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