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mockingbyrd7
2007-06-08, 11:30 AM
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html

Check out some of these strips; they seem frighteningly in-character for a young Belkar... :smalleek:

OH, and they're very funny, too. :smallbiggrin:

Zherog
2007-06-08, 12:05 PM
Nah - Calvin's not evil; he's chaotic neutral with evil tendencies. http://www.majik.be/smilies/evil.gif

truemane
2007-06-08, 12:12 PM
I guess it 's possible, and it could have been his relationship with Hobbes that caused him to seek out Ranger as a class.

I think Calvin's taller than Belkar, though...

Jalor
2007-06-08, 12:13 PM
No, there's no stabbing. Belkar's obsessed with stabbing. Slashing too. He's not really the "evil overlord" type.

truemane
2007-06-08, 12:24 PM
Well, it's obvious that his Evil Overlord phase (Early Belkar) was prompted by the lack of power and control over his life he possessed as a halfling child in a human world.

However, as he grew in strength and cunning, he grew to know and love the feel of blade entering soft yielding flesh, and forsook his empty and shallow pursuits of temporal power (Modern Belkar).

See?

It all fits.

Plus if YOU were Belkar's father, would YOU give him a knife?

Vhaidara
2007-06-08, 12:31 PM
Nah. Belkar's not that original. Also, could you see Belkar inventing any of the things Calvin made? Also, Calvin is more of a rouge type, with maybe a level in druid or ranger.

Zherog
2007-06-08, 12:47 PM
Calvin is more of a rouge type...

http://www.majik.be/smilies/confused.gif

Calvin's not red...

tinsmith1
2007-06-08, 12:53 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html

Check out some of these strips; they seem frighteningly in-character for a young Belkar... :smalleek:

OH, and they're very funny, too. :smallbiggrin:

I beg to disagree.

Belkar was Cartman. Say no more.

Rhyeira
2007-06-08, 01:12 PM
Also, Calvin is more of a rouge type, with maybe a level in druid or ranger.

Now, what on earth does Calvin have to do with a druid?

Green Bean
2007-06-08, 01:14 PM
Now, what on earth does Calvin have to do with a druid?

Think really carefully for a second...

Hint:

Calvin and ______

Kaziel
2007-06-08, 01:21 PM
http://www.majik.be/smilies/confused.gif

Calvin's not red...Darn Rouges. (http://www.darklegacycomics.com/41.html)

Silvermike
2007-06-08, 01:39 PM
Calvin's a bratty little kid, but he's genuinely goodhearted and empathetic most of the time. He resents authority pretty solidly, and indulges his own fantasy-drama of his life. He's also got a bit of a darker, violent side, but seems to have little interest in acting it out.

I'd say Calvin's Elan and Nale's lost triplet.

Reptilius
2007-06-08, 01:47 PM
Calvin is far too intelligent and insightful to be Belkar as a child.

Rhyeira
2007-06-08, 01:59 PM
Think really carefully for a second...

Hint:

Calvin and ______

Yeah, but owning a stuffed animal hardly has anything to do with being a druid... rogue, okay, but druid? No way.

Kjata
2007-06-08, 02:10 PM
Yeah, but owning a stuffed animal hardly has anything to do with being a druid... rogue, okay, but druid? No way.

Hobbes was real, damn you! Real! REAL!

Rhyeira
2007-06-08, 02:14 PM
I knew someone would say this. :smallsmile:

Green Bean
2007-06-08, 03:43 PM
Yeah, but owning a stuffed animal hardly has anything to do with being a druid... rogue, okay, but druid? No way.

Druids get a certain class ability at level one. I'll give you a hint; it rhymes with fanimal dompanion. :smallamused:

And he needs it because Hobbes is real, darn it!

Twilight Jack
2007-06-08, 03:56 PM
You know, it's funny. I saw the subject of this thread and I knew this was going to be about Calvin before I even opened it.

I completely disagree with the assessment, but I still knew.

Rhyeira
2007-06-08, 04:13 PM
Druids get a certain class ability at level one. I'll give you a hint; it rhymes with fanimal dompanion. :smallamused:[/I]

Erm... yes, I knew perfectly well what you meant even before you explained it a second time, the point is that I just don't agree... mainly because I really don't think Calvin is acting like a druid in the slightest way, and because I don't think that owning a tiger (not even a real one) makes any difference as far as that is concerned.

I could also put it like this: Seeing Calvin as a druid doesn't seem to make more sense to me than, for example, seeing him as a wizard (with Hobbes being his familiar) or as a paladin (with Hobbes being his special mount).

Jher'c Kelborn
2007-06-08, 04:23 PM
I beg to disagree.

Belkar was Cartman. Say no more.

Sigged! :smallbiggrin:

Spiryt
2007-06-08, 04:25 PM
I beg to disagree.

Belkar was Cartman. Say no more.

Actualy, he always was the smallest

Igfig
2007-06-08, 05:00 PM
Hah. Calvin didn't grow up to become Belkar, but he did grow up to be another beloved fictional character (http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0).

Vondre
2007-06-08, 09:39 PM
Hah. Calvin didn't grow up to become Belkar, but he did grow up to be another beloved fictional character (http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0).

Holy CARP.

I want to find whoever wrote that and... uh... hug them. Or something. Because they are genius.

slipper
2007-06-08, 10:14 PM
However, as he grew in strength and cunning, he grew to know and love the feel of blade entering soft yielding flesh,

Flesh doesn't yield.

mockingbyrd7
2007-06-08, 11:46 PM
I never said that he was EXACTLY like Belkar... just that the whole Chaotic, semi-demented, insane trait is shared between the two of them. Belkar developed his stabbing fetish and his embrace of evil later in life. (Or so I say.)