Undead Roy!

[Charles Phipps]

So, who wants to see Roy as a shambling and undead horror? I think it'd be funny if he was one and somehow maintained his intelligence. He might be rasied as a creature of the undead by our cute Necromancer girl or perhaps by Xykon fleeing. Even the magical energies of the gate being destroyed could turn him into a creature of the Negative Material Plane.

Come on...

Roy "Brainnnnsssssss!"

Elan "At least I know I'm safe."

[Setra]

This isn't the first time this has been mentioned.

Personaly, my favorite Roy-Theory is Reincarnation, preferably into a Dwarf.

Roy would make a great dwarf.

[Snake-Aes]

Durkon wouldn't accept Undead Roy, he hates them so much (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0016.html).

[squidthingy]

Roy would make a great dwarf.

actually roy would make a bad dwarf considering his weapon would be taller than he is

[LordVader]

I vote Raise Dead, or maybe Reincarnation. Undead Roy would be useless, as zombie HD is capped, is it not?

[Baalzebub]

That reminded me of Undead Liu Kang from the Mortal Kombat series. The main hero turned undead. :smallsigh:

[TheNovak]

I think Zombie Roy would sound something like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM)

[Basalock]

You sir, get a cookie.:smallbiggrin:

[Lòkki Gallansbayne]

Thread over, TheNovak wins.

[RobbyPants]

I vote Raise Dead, or maybe Reincarnation. Undead Roy would be useless, as zombie HD is capped, is it not?
It only goes off of racial HD, not level-based HD. So humans always count as 1 HD (making a 2 HD zombie). It doesn't matter if your a level one commoner or a level 40 wizard.

[TheNovak]

Thread over, TheNovak wins.

Thank you, thank you. But credit goes to the almighty Jonathan Coulton...I have merely spread his gospel.