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admerwill

2007-06-12, 01:10 AM

Since there are so many theories flying about, who the blackguard is, and who it will be, Ive decided to take responsibility, its me. now can we move on?

TheAlmightyOne

2007-06-12, 04:28 AM

Your not the blackguard im spartacus.

I mean the blackguard.

BisectedBrioche

2007-06-12, 05:29 AM

And I'm also Sparticus Robot Santa his friend Jesus the blackguard.

Ridureyu

2007-06-12, 05:48 AM

I'm Batman (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050218.html)

JoseB

2007-06-12, 07:03 AM

I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen,
I am the blackguard,
goo goo g'joob

:biggrin: :tongue:

Snake-Aes

2007-06-12, 08:33 AM

Can't you fools see the truth? It's clear now, THE GIANT Is the Blackguard!
His stories of doom will shepherd us all into a proper state of mind so he can sacrifice us in a ritual destroy all that is good and pure!

banjo1985

2007-06-12, 08:41 AM

Sounds good to me, I've always wanted to join a doom cult hehe

Strengfellow

2007-06-12, 08:51 AM

Yup this suits my inner gothiness to a tee.

Think about it.
1) Black leather outfits.
2) Swords.
3) Reigning down destruction on all thats good.
4) Freedom to have string quartets and not have to explain them.
5) All your parties revolve around red wine and nakedness.

Now where did I put that application form.

Snake-Aes

2007-06-12, 08:58 AM

what part of "SACRIFICE" didn't you get? :P
He wouldn't let you wear black leather anyway.

Strengfellow

2007-06-12, 11:24 AM

Sacrifices must be made and goths on the whole have a reputation as having something of a death wish, so that's not in and of itself a problem.
Basically as long as we get the red wine and the mass nakedness were quite happy.

The second point is something of a thornier topic, particularly for the gentlemen. Now whilst some could be persuaded to wear tight black jeans that wont suit all.
Then there is the issue of bustiers, basques and boots, if were not getting them well whats the point in going.

squidthingy

2007-06-12, 11:42 AM

or instead of black leather, everyone could get green leather

:thog: thog get in touch with inner greenness.:thog:

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6861/juliojb6.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)But...you're green on the outside.http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6861/juliojb6.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

:thog: thog get in touch with outer greenness, too.:thog:

Yeril

2007-06-12, 11:44 AM

who what where who what blackguard?

squidthingy

2007-06-12, 01:35 PM

who what where who what blackguard?

Can't you fools see the truth? It's clear now, THE GIANT Is the Blackguard!
His stories of doom will shepherd us all into a proper state of mind so he can sacrifice us in a ritual destroy all that is good and pure!

My work here is done waffles

admerwill

2007-06-12, 01:39 PM

Me, I am the black guard, since everyone seems to be convinced that this is going to be one, without realy in indication there in... IVe decided to take copablity , I am the Blackguard,goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

I'm killing
I'm killing
goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

squidthingy

2007-06-12, 02:41 PM