[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as Special Materials (and modifications like wand chambers etc

[Snowbluff]

So now that I finished Date A Live, I can post this.

Seriously, awful ending. Season 2 ends on a cliffhanger and we get like minutes of the best character fixing the plot and then she doesn't explain anything. :smalltongue:

So, what is a special material? It's a material, usually for armor or weapons, that changes the properties of the weapon. You can cut through armor better with adamantine weapons, or wear heavy fullplate on a druid with dragon scale. Of course, there is extra cost involved, which is usually sorted by the kind of equipment you modify. A heavy armor's worth of mithril costs more than to make light armor, for example.

Try and keep the abilities well balanced for their cost. We might want to convince a DM to allow these. :smallwink:

Remember to get the permission of the person who are basing it on! Please leave your permission so people can make some of you.

Permapermission thread. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?445955-3-5-PF-GitP-Regulars-as-Permapermissions).Browse here if you are looking for ideas of people to do. Please give them some love, and make sure to PM them when you post!

Permissions:

Materials:


Blue Snow (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248336&postcount=2) (Snowbluff)
Phoenix Forged Steel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248394&postcount=3) (NeoPhoenix0)
Faux Dragon Scale (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248561&postcount=4) (Draconium)
Silent Hawk Feathers (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248762&postcount=5) (Blackhawk748)
Snowdrenched (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (Snowbluff)
Line-Towing (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (???)
Dragonshaped (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (Draconium)
The Unseen Mage Powder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249195&postcount=14) (Unseenmage)
Inksteel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249265&postcount=17) (VirusInk)
Misterkaw's Hide (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249555&postcount=19) (MisterKaws)
Palladinium (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249894&postcount=21) (LoyalPaladin)
Ghoul Leather (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249932&postcount=23) (Socratov)
Red Ferum (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20253198&postcount=25) (Red Fel)
Bardsteel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20253970&postcount=28) (Illyahr)
Drunken Iron (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20258158&postcount=30) (Socratov)
The Paladin's Loyalty (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20258454&postcount=35) (LoyalPaladin)
Creationite (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259012&postcount=42) (Zaydos)
Soundmetal (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259116&postcount=45) (Illyahr)
Necrotic Ore (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259233&postcount=48) (Extra Anchovies)
Plague Ink (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259262&postcount=51) (VirusInk)
Kobold Quicksteel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20263246&postcount=65) (WeaselGuy)
Cursed Items Mk. I (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20266635&postcount=89) (Playgrounders)
Virus Ink (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20267223&postcount=98) (VirusInk)
Wyrdsilk (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20267286&postcount=103) (Jormengand)
Yandere-Cloth (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20272194&postcount=246) (Snowbluff)
Fistwrap Paper (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20273089&postcount=311) (IZ42)
Fel Ruby (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20273165&postcount=314) (Red Fel)
Demonthread Silk (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20273373&postcount=328) (Desril)
Rudisplorkium (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20274417&postcount=342) (Threadnaught?)
False Snow (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20277014&postcount=410) (Snowbluff)
Extra Anchovies (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20277671&postcount=415) (Extra Anchovies)
Bloodwrought Metal (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20285444&postcount=497) (Illven)
Cursed Items Mk. II (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20286651&postcount=516) (Playgrounders)[/QUOTE]

[NeoPhoenix0]

Here you go sempai.

Blue Snow

Blue Snow is a naturally powdery substance often found in mines near and around polar ice caps, that like blue ice can be melted down and forged like steel. It can be forged with steel to make any armor or weapon that can normally be made of steel, though it does not have any significant effect when used to make weapons. Armor made from blue snow is considered masterwork. When used to make armor, the armor cools the wearer in hot and dry climates, this acts as a none magical endure elements effect for temperatures ranging from 70-160 degrees Fahrenheit. It also gives a +2 to fortitude saves for temperatures above 160 degrees Fahrenheit. The armor also sparkles giving the wearer a competence bonus to bluff checks based on the weight of the armor: +2 for light armor, +4 for medium armor, and +6 for heavy armor.

Druids can also wear armor forged entirely out of blue Snow as it is not metal, such armor takes on an unatural solid white color as the snow loses it's blue tint.

Blue snow has 10 hit points per inch of thickness and hardness 8.

armor cost: Double masterwork cost when forged with steel, triple masterwork cost when made entirely out of blue snow.

[Draconium]

And for NeoPhoenix0...

Phoenix-Forged Steel

Phoenixes are a primal incarnation of fire and chaos. Very rarely, one will allow its flames to be used when a lesser creature is forging steel out of iron. When this happens, the mystical properties of this flame become imprinted into the steel, changing it to its very core. When used to make armor, this material warms the wearer at all times, acting as a non-magical Endure Elements spell when the wearer is subjected to cold climates (see Frostburn for more details).

In addition, anyone with a Chaotic alignment who dons this type of armor receives an additional insight bonus to their AC, a bonus equal to 1/4 of their HD (minimum 1). Conversely, anyone with a Lawful alignment who attempts to don such armor instead receives double the equivalent amount of negative levels, which never result in actual level loss, but cannot be removed as long as the armor is continued to be worn.

Weapons made out of Phoenix-Forged Steel are treated as having the Flaming property if they are wielded by a creature with a Chaotic alignment. If wielded by a Lawful creature, this damage is instead dealt to them whenever they would hit an enemy, and any Fire Resistance/Immunity they possess doesn't apply to that damage.

Phoenix-Forged Steel has 30 hit points per inch of thickness and hardness 10.

Armor/Shield/Other Cost: As Mithral +50%.

Weapon Cost: +2,000 gp, and enchantments cost an extra 25%.

[Snowbluff]

Faux Dragon Scale

Favored by the stingy and the ecologically conscious, this is fake dragon scale. It appear similar, but it is actually constructed out of resin extracted from rare trees. Faux Dragon Hide functions no differently from steel, but it is not metallic. As such, druids may wear it without incurring penalties, and other abilities do not treat it as metal.

Faux Dragon Scale has 15 hit points per inch of thickness and hardness 10.

Armor made from this material costs 100 gp more for light armor, 200 gp for medium armor, and 300 gp for heavy armor.


Here you go sempai.

Blue Snow


Utsukushi.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/6/6b/A694e945a38aa640a8b480eb33a73ae714401423_hq.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150815123845
You made yourself useful, kohai.

[NeoPhoenix0]

this is for the slippery little hawk, or is he an octopus, hard to tell with the gifs.

Silent Hawk Feathers

These feathers are friction-less; they do not make any sound when moving and even light slides right past making them each look like an empty black abyss in the shape of a feather. any medium armor, light armor, or shield normally not made out of metal can be made out of these feathers. These armors and shields are considered masterwork except the armor check penalty is reduced to 0. shields confer a +1 deflection bonus to ac to the wielder. Armor made out of this material grants a +3 competence bonus to hide and move silently checks, and increases base land speed by 5ft.

Silent hawk feathers have 15 hp per inch of thickness and 7 hardness, however any attack made to sunder or destroy an object made of silent hawk feathers suffers a 20% miss chance.

cost: light armor +6000g, medium armor +10000g, shield +3000g

[Blackhawk748]

this is for the slippery little hawk, or is he an octopus, hard to tell with the gifs.

Silent Hawk Feathers

These feathers are friction-less; they do not make any sound when moving and even light slides right past making them each look like an empty black abyss in the shape of a feather. any medium armor, light armor, or shield normally not made out of metal can be made out of these feathers. These armors and shields are considered masterwork except the armor check penalty is reduced to 0. shields confer a +1 deflection bonus to ac to the wielder. Armor made out of this material grants a +3 competence bonus to hide and move silently checks, and increases base land speed by 5ft.

Silent hawk feathers have 15 hp per inch of thickness and 7 hardness, however any attack made to sunder or destroy an object made of silent hawk feathers suffers a 20% miss chance.

cost: light armor +6000g, medium armor +10000g, shield +3000g

Sweet, now i need to think of something.

[atemu1234]

Just reminding people I exist. I may make a couple later in the thread, busy now.

[IZ42]

Are poisons not gonna finish? Several people are still waiting. I should do a few more over there, seeing as I have absolutely no inspiration over here.

[Snowbluff]

this is for the slippery little hawk, or is he an octopus, hard to tell with the gifs.

Silent Hawk Feathers

I see how it is.

The senpai gives the kohai some attention, and she ignores her? Despicable.

Are poisons not gonna finish? Several people are still waiting. I should do a few more over there, seeing as I have absolutely no inspiration over here.

There's no reason you can't do both. :smalltongue:

[unseenmage]

Hmmm, would item templates or whatever they're called be included in this thread? Like that Dwarvencraft thing from Races of Stone I think.
Sorry is late and my memory fails me at present as to what they're exactly called.

[Snowbluff]

Hmmm, would item templates or whatever they're called be included in this thread? Like that Dwarvencraft thing from Races of Stone I think.
Sorry is late and my memory fails me at present as to what they're exactly called.

Oh, modifications? Like Elvencraft? Sure.

[unseenmage]

Oh, modifications? Like Elvencraft? Sure.

Is it weird that my first gut reaction was the Dwarf Fortress player in me balking at Dwarvencraft and Elvencraft being equated?
Oh well, time I contributed.


Snowdrenched
Non-magical items which have been treated with alchemical reagents and buried in magically charged snow or encased in magically charged ice can become Snowdrenched.
Snowdrenched items are icy to the touch and tinged with iridescent green frost crystals or sometimes they drip with snowflakes so cold they sting at the touch.

Only masterwork mundane items or made from special materials can be Snowdrenched. An item must be treated to become Snowdrenched at its creation. Snowdrenched weapons deal 1 point of additional cold damage when wielded while Snowdrenched armors deal 1 point of cold damage to an enemy when they are grappled or when they grapple the wearer of the armor.

Snowdrenched items are brittle and have one quarter the Hardness and hit points and they take double damage from fire and sources of fire damage. When a Snowdrenched item is reduced to zero hit points or otherwise destroyed they burst apart exploding into a torrent of snow and ice fragments, seemingly far more material than could have composed the item. All enemies within a 5 foot radius of a destroyed Snowdrenched item are and are buried in snow (see Frostburn page 90) unless they succeed at a DC 22 Reflex save.

The armor check penalty of a Snowdrenched armor or shield is lessened by 2 compared to an ordinary item of its type. To determine the price of a Snowdrenched item, use the original weight but add 20 gp per pound to the price of a masterwork version of that item.


Line-Towing
Line-Towing items are items drenched in the lawful light of legal deeds. Bound magically to the last will and desire of a dying paladin these items are infused with that paladin's essence in an almost ghostly manner.

The ritual to call forth the dying emotions and drive of a paladin can be performed by chaotic creatures as a perversion or by lawful creatures as an honor. The ritual must be performed at the location where the paladin died but there is no time limit. Anytime after a particular paladin has died will suffice but only so long as the name and title of the paladin is known and called aloud as part of the greater ritual. The ritual requires 2,000gp worth of holy oils and religious relics. Only items made of special materials can become Line-Towing.
A similar ritual exists for anti-paladins as well and the results are almost identical.

When wielded or worn by a lawful character masterwork Line-Towing items provide and additional +1 to attack if they are weapons or have their armor check penalty reduced by 1 if they are armors. When wielded or worn by a chaotic character these bonuses are reversed.

The true purpose of infusing a paladin's dying emotions into a Line-Towing item is to allow it's possessor to force lesser creatures to tow the line and follow the possessor's commands. Once per day the possessor of a Line-Towing item can speak a command word to cause the Line-Towing item to affect a target creature as though with a Command spell with an effective caster level equal to the possessing character's character level. Though the effect is entirely mundane in nature consider it a mind affecting effect.


Dragonshaped
Dragonshaped items are items that have literally been crafted by industrious dragons. Lesser creatures can sometimes create items that are effectively Dragonshaped but those items are obviously of lesser quality being hewn by lesser hands. Dragonshaped items are always encrusted with jewels and wealth and loot from the dragon's hoard causing them to exude an aura of prestige and majesty commensurate with the value of the hoard from which those baubles came.

Any item that is made of a special material can be Dragonshaped so long as gems, wealth, or even art objects valuing five times the item's base price are incorporated into it at creation. These decadent adornments cannot be removed without destroying the Dragonshaped item.

Dragonshaped items are so enthralling that mere mortals dare not look upon them without peril. A non-Dragon creature which looks at a Dragonshaped item is affected as though by a non-magical gaze attack that causes varying degrees of mind-affecting mental paralysis. Gazing on a Dragonshaped item becomes Dazzled. Unless the creature succeeds at a DC 22 Will save it is then Dazed for two rounds.
Dragons in the presence of a Dragonshaped item are distracted by the wealth and cannot act during surprise rounds.



I'll let you folks sort out who these are for. Wish I knew anyone well enough to personalize these more than just by name though.
While typing these I had the idea to wonder what armor crafted from the "hide" ofa destroyed golem would be like and resisted the urge to type up my own material. :smallsmile:

[Xuldarinar]

I seriously took this long to notice this? Well, I look forwards to seeing what comes of this.


Show me what... other people are made of.

[SangoProduction]

The Unseen Mage Powder

Benefit: This item may be used as an optional material component of a spell. If so used, then said mage turns invisible just before the cast happens, negating attacks of opportunity, and remains invisible for the level of the spell in rounds, as the Invisibility spell. Casting while invisible by this spell component does not break invisibility.

[unseenmage]

The Unseen Mage Powder

Benefit: This item may be used as an optional material component of a spell. If so used, then said mage turns invisible just before the cast happens, negating attacks of opportunity, and remains invisible for the level of the spell in rounds, as the Invisibility spell. Casting while invisible by this spell component does not break invisibility.

Interesting.

And thank you.

[SangoProduction]

Interesting.

And thank you.

Yay compliments. I wonder how I shall celebrate.

[khadgar567]

well here is my first creation for regulars and its for VirusInk sama
İnksteel
This strange and unknown metal often used by artists who needed to protected them self but hate using weapons when used in painting or drawing (dc 10) its becomes alive and aids its creator for its best ability. İnk steel has same hardness and attributes as adamantine
Special ability psychoactive colors inksteel turns any color user wants even complex shades or hues

[NeoPhoenix0]

I see how it is.

The senpai gives the kohai some attention, and she ignores her? Despicable.

Nooo, sempai, I swear i was just knocked out by a random bus last night after posting, it just flew out of no where.
https://media.giphy.com/media/OruxMjWAcUuxa/giphy.gif

[SangoProduction]

Mistercaw's Hide (post of reference (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249398&postcount=6))

The hide of this species of beholder has been used for decades as an aphrodisiac, but then again, so was a lot of stuff. It was only recently that a desperate and lonely sorcerer tried to make an enchanted suit out of it, hoping to feel an effect.

Any male wearing Hide (or similar) Armor made of Mistercaw's Hide gains a Tentacle as a primary natural attack like a Sap or Spear (wearer's choice, and can be changed as a swift action) of the appropriate size for the wearer as long as it is worn. Any increase to reach of natural attacks has a doubled effect on this tentacle.

Unfortunately, the sorcerer found out, the tentacle lacks much feeling.



[My god. This is taking so long. I can't stop laughing. Sorry if this is deemed inappropriate, or if you don't appreciate it, Mistercaw (from your posts, I don't think that'd be the case, but just in case). I can take it down if so desired.]

[Snowbluff]

Nooo, sempai, I swear i was just knocked out by a random bus last night after posting, it just flew out of no where.
https://media.giphy.com/media/OruxMjWAcUuxa/giphy.gif

Ara, ara.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/4/4d/Tumblr_n52uo64MFb1rltw58o4_500.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150418152652
You have to watch out when someone throws a bus at you. You could get hurt.

[Socratov]

Are poisons not gonna finish? Several people are still waiting. I should do a few more over there, seeing as I have absolutely no inspiration over here.

I have given up waiting for stuff created inspired by my forum persona a long time ago. Now I just sometimes honour others with creations form my twisted brain.

Speaking of which:

Palladinium (obvious for whomever)

This is a silvery metal that can be molten quite easily to pour into the form of a sieve, or ground into a fine powder. In both cases the metal allows for a quick and efficient filtering of harmful substances into clean ones. If used as a sieve or fashioned in a mask you can use it to negate the effects of an aerosol attack like stinking cloud, cloudkill, fog cloud, et.al. Seeing how the metal is used as a catalyst to break the effects down it can be used indefinitely.

If ground into a fine powder and administrered to someone under effects of a disease, poison, ravage or affliction the effects can be negated. A dose of 1 teaspoon negates the effect of one disease (et. al).

A dose of Palladinium can be bought for 100 gp, the amount needed for a mask for a medium creature can be fashioned from 20 doses and requires a craft wondrous item crafting check of DC 28 and the maker must be in possession of the tools necessary costing 1000 gp.

[khadgar567]

I have given up waiting for stuff created inspired by my forum persona a long time ago. Now I just sometimes honour others with creations form my twisted brain.

Speaking of which:

Palladinium (obvious for whomever)

This is a silvery metal that can be molten quite easily to pour into the form of a sieve, or ground into a fine powder. In both cases the metal allows for a quick and efficient filtering of harmful substances into clean ones. If used as a sieve or fashioned in a mask you can use it to negate the effects of an aerosol attack like stinking cloud, cloudkill, fog cloud, et.al. Seeing how the metal is used as a catalyst to break the effects down it can be used indefinitely.

If ground into a fine powder and administrered to someone under effects of a disease, poison, ravage or affliction the effects can be negated. A dose of 1 teaspoon negates the effect of one disease (et. al).

A dose of Palladinium can be bought for 100 gp, the amount needed for a mask for a medium creature can be fashioned from 20 doses and requires a craft wondrous item crafting check of DC 28 and the maker must be in possession of the tools necessary costing 1000 gp.
can you grind Palladinium golem to make Palladinium dust if you can doit dan welcome to unlimited money works

[Snowbluff]

I have given up waiting for stuff created inspired by my forum persona a long time ago. Now I just sometimes honour others with creations form my twisted brain.


Just as planned.

Ghoul Leather.

This special material (which may or may not be made from actual ghouls) can be used to make non metal armor, such as padded and leather armors. A shiny black leather, it reeks of despair and hopelessness. The wearer of armor made of this armor gets a -1 penalty versus fear, but gains a +2 bonus to intimidate and bluff checks made to seduce.

Armor made of Ghoul Leather is always considered masterwork, and costs an additional 1,500 gp.

[LoyalPaladin]

I have given up waiting for stuff created inspired by my forum persona a long time ago. Now I just sometimes honour others with creations form my twisted brain.

Speaking of which:

Palladinium (obvious for whomever)
That's awesome! I'm mobile right now, but expect a return material sometime in the next day or so! Can't skimp out on my very first Jr. Tormlet!

[illyahr]

Yaaay this sounds fun. :smallbiggrin:

Red Ferum

A dark red metal that, no matter how it is worked, always seems to shine like wet blood due to its strange structure. It seems to have some power to reinforce order in other materials. In most respects, it functions as cold iron. However, it develops additional qualities depending on how it is used.

For starters, red ferum doesn't rust or corrode and is immune to any such effect. When a red ferum weapon or armor is used by a creature of lawful alignment, it deals an extra 1 point of damage to chaotic creatures when made into a weapon or provides DR 1/chaotic when made into armor. When used in chains or other restraints, the break DC increases by 10, the hardness increases by 5, and the Escape Artist DC increases by 5. Only items primarily made of metal can be made of red ferum, things such as spears cannot be made of red ferum.

[Red Fel]

Yaaay this sounds fun. :smallbiggrin:

Red Ferum

A dark red metal that, no matter how it is worked, always seems to shine like wet blood due to its strange structure. It seems to have some power to reinforce order in other materials. In most respects, it functions as cold iron. However, it develops additional qualities depending on how it is used.

Aesthetically pleasing and multifunctional? Do go on.


For starters, red ferum doesn't rust or corrode and is immune to any such effect.

Eat that, rust monsters.


When a red ferum weapon or armor is used by a creature of lawful alignment, it deals an extra 1 point of damage to chaotic creatures or provides DR 1/chaotic.

It might help to separate those out, so you don't get a Red Ferum longsword that gives you DR/Chaotic or a Red Ferum breastplate that deals extra damage, but I like the versatility.


When used in chains or other restraints, the break DC increases by 10, the hardness increases by 5, and the Escape Artist DC increases by 5.

Have you been peeking at my browser history? That's very interesting, although I'm sure I don't know where you got that idea.

[illyahr]

It might help to separate those out, so you don't get a Red Ferum longsword that gives you DR/Chaotic or a Red Ferum breastplate that deals extra damage, but I like the versatility.

Fixed that.

I figured a metal that encourages law and order, even if it meant restraining someone, would get on your good side. :smalltongue:

[IZ42]

Bardsteel

A metal with an almost mirror-like natural finish, bardsteel grants a number of benefits to any instrument constructed with it. While performing with the instrument, the performer gains a +4 untyped bonus to perform checks, as well as the +1 competence bonus from masterwork. In addition, instruments constructed in this manner are strong enough to function as weapons. They deal 1d6 points of bludgeoning damage, count as silver for the purposes of damage reduction, and are treated as masterwork.

The cost of a bardsteel instrument is 500 GP above the regular price of the instrument. This includes the price of masterwork.

[Illven]

I give permission.

[LoyalPaladin]

I have given up waiting for stuff created inspired by my forum persona a long time ago.
Never fear, Paladin's here.

Drunken Iron
This metal was invented by a dwarven smith whose funds had all but run dry. One fateful day, when business was slow and the ale was plentiful, the smith accidentally quenched a sword in his keg of ale instead of oil! Thus, drunken iron was created. This metal has a marbled bronze look, making it a unique and eye catching material.

Effect
Weapons forged from drunken iron deal 1 point of constitution damage when they strike an opponent (dc 12 fortitude negates) and armor forged from drunken iron grants damage reduction 10/-, but it deals 1d4 wisdom damage when donned that can only be overcome by removing the armor.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+60 gp

Light Armor+5,000 gp

Medium Armor+10,000 gp

Heavy Armor+15,000 gp

Shield+2,000 gp

Weapon+3,000 gp

[khadgar567]

Never fear, Paladin's here.

Drunken Iron
This metal was invented by a dwarven smith whose funds had all but run dry. One fateful day, when business was slow and the ale was plentiful, the smith accidentally quenched a sword in his keg of ale instead of oil! Thus, drunken iron was created. This metal has a marbled bronze look, making it a unique and eye catching material.

Effect
Weapons forged from drunken iron deal 1 point of constitution damage when they strike an opponent (dc 12 fortitude negates) and armor forged from drunken iron grants damage reduction 10/-, but it deals 1d4 wisdom damage when donned that can only be overcome by removing the armor.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+60 gp

Light Armor+5,000 gp

Medium Armor+10,000 gp

Heavy Armor+15,000 gp

Shield+2,000 gp

Weapon+3,000 gp

loyal paladin sama can you answer this question is drunken iron quenched in chili beer gets additional fire damage or not?( by the way your sister has a metal in this threat so peach pls)

[LoyalPaladin]

loyal paladin sama can you answer this question is drunken iron quenched in chili beer gets additional fire damage or not?( by the way your sister has a metal in this threat so peach pls)
I'll remind her! We both get carried away on the weekends and tend not to post or use our computers. It's a common theme for me...


İnksteel
Follow this quote link, sis.

[khadgar567]

I'll remind her! We both get carried away on the weekends and tend not to post or use our computers. It's a common theme for me...


Follow this quote link, sis.

my question still stays what happens when you use some other type of beer in the da*n process?

[LoyalPaladin]

my question still stays what happens when you use some other type of beer in the da*n process?
It all turns out the same, there may be a slight color variation. I'm not going to make a variant material for every sort of alcohol haha.

[SangoProduction]

The Paladins' Loyalty
(Warning, Wall of Text)

"This...well, strange... semi-sentient material seems to be magical in nature and of the purest Good, yet one can not find a deific or planar origin of it, and it is known merely that it is stumbled upon by those it deems worthy. Not to mention, of all its properties, the strangest must be that it changes to whatever material is requested by a Good-devoted smith or weaver or woodworker, or any other Good crafter."

This material may be made to emulate any other general material type, such as wood, cloth, leather, metal and so forth. The type of material Paladins' Loyalty is used as makes no difference to the end product. Indeed, the entire item can be made entirely of the same Paladins' Loyalty, even if there are multiple parts and materials, such as a sword, or a metal shield with a leather strap.

The crafter may only be Good. Paladins' Loyalty never allows any other alignment to shape it. This special material does not increase the DC to craft an item, unlike other special materials. If the crafter has telepathy, or has on his person an non-evil intelligent magic item with telepathy, he gains +5 to the craft check to create an item out of The Paladins' Loyalty, as it pushes the crafter to make it just right. The exception is to any one-time use, or expendable item, as the Paladins' Loyalty seeks loyalty from its user(s) too. As such, any attempt to turn it in to such items automatically fail, with the crafter knowing why.

An item made of Paladins' Loyalty never lets an Evil creature hold it, inflicting 1d6 negative levels to any such creature that tries to, and disables all magical and innate properties of the item (making it little better than a stick) in their hands. If it is stuck in Evil territory and doesn't foresee it's previous owner, or a prospective new one, rescuing it, then it will dissipate back to wherever it came from at a rate of 10 pounds per minute. Magic can not stop or repair this damage once this self-destruction has started. Paladins' Loyalty also disables all magical properties, and properties granted by the item being made of this material, if wielded by a neutral character as well, but otherwise doesn't react.

A weapon made of Paladins' Loyalty is considered Good and Lawful for the purpose of damage reduction, when beneficial, and strike creatures with the Evil subtype as though they had no damage reduction, energy resistance or miss chance. Paladins' Loyalty weapons always deal nonlethal damage to Good aligned creatures that it strikes (at no penalty). Both effects can go off on the same target, if the target were both Good and had the Evil subtype.

Any Armor made of Paladins' Loyalty has DR 13/Good, as it simply doesn't know who to support if both the attacker and the wearer are Good. Additionally, Good characters treat this armor as though it were 1 weight class lighter than normal (heavy to medium, for example), and the armor has half its base ACP and Spell Failure chance, with any further reductions/increases working from there. Evil creatures, if they manage to equip it, may only move at 5 ft / round.

And lastly, any Paladins' Loyalty item that finds an owner it accepts can allow the owner to mentally call the item as a swift action. The new owner just "knows" that they can do it. They might not know why, but they know they can. Weapons or similar items instantly teleport in to their owner's hand. If it is armor, it appears around the owner's body, perfectly donned.

Almost no one would sell items of Paladins' Loyalty, even if they could. Typically, if one has an item of Paladins' Loyalty, it's because they found it, and were accepted.

[LoyalPaladin]

The Paladins' Loyalty
(Warning, Wall of Text)
Thanks, Sango! This is pretty cool! I'll go add it to my signature now...

[SangoProduction]

Thanks, Sango! This is pretty cool! I'll go add it to my signature now...

Wow...you have a lot of people making you in to stuff. grats. You've just got such an easy to make-in-to-stuff name. Well, thanks regardless. It's still nice to be appreciated.

[LoyalPaladin]

Wow...you have a lot of people making you in to stuff. grats. You've just got such an easy to make-in-to-stuff name. Well, thanks regardless. It's still nice to hear that.
Yeah, it really helps when you are a frequent contributor to these threads. Of course, by contributor I mean both contributing to the conversational madness and submitting things for other playgrounders.

My name also gives people a good idea of the things I enjoy, namely the LG alignment and paladins. Over time though, people have figured out that I like Oversized Cold Iron Holy weapons (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19155432&postcount=161) and the Fist of Raziel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19701445&postcount=59) prestige class. I also don't put ranks in gather information, so I use diplomacy to get all my information from barmaids (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19364512&postcount=17)...

[illyahr]

Mmm...barmaids...

Speaking of the things on these threads, I actually programmed some of the stuff into my copy of HeroLab, even to the point where I reprogrammed some of the Tome of Battle stuff so that it recognizes the Sandbox Goliath style. :smallbiggrin:

My version of HeroLab now lets me build a Dashing Swasbuckler Bard, take levels of Swordsage so I can use Sandbox Goliath stuff, and be a Paladin of Freedom with some of LP's GitP stuff. This build adds Charsima to almost everything. :smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin:

[LoyalPaladin]

Mmm...barmaids...

Speaking of the things on these threads, I actually programmed some of the stuff into my copy of HeroLab, even to the point where I reprogrammed some of the Tome of Battle stuff so that it recognizes the Sandbox Goliath style. :smallbiggrin:

My version of HeroLab now lets me build a Dashing Swasbuckler Bard, take levels of Swordsage so I can use Sandbox Goliath stuff, and be a Paladin of Freedom with some of LP's GitP stuff. This build adds Charsima to almost everything. :smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin:
That's awesome! How is it working out? It's got to be fun, I'm sure.

[illyahr]

That's awesome! How is it working out? It's got to be fun, I'm sure.

I just need to find a way to add CHA to Attack and I'm set. Even without the CHA to saves from Paladin, I've got the Spellbreaker Song variant that requres a Concentration check for all casters who can hear me when they try to cast a spell with verbal components.

http://pa1.narvii.com/5836/a5b1775378496b2f6116655b334911927df87821_hq.gif

[LoyalPaladin]

I haven't seen him in a while, but this is for Zaydos!

Creationite
Creationite is one of the rarest materials in existence. This material cannot be created and there is a finite amount of it on each plane that is formed upon the plane's creation. Depending on the plane on which the creationite is from will dictate it's overall color, but it always retains a milky semi-opaque hue.

Effect
Weapons forged from creationite gain a natural bonus against creatures that share an alignment with the plane that from which the material is taken. For example, a lawful creature would take extra damage from creationite that hails from Mechanus. This extra damage is 1d6 per enhancement bonus of a weapon.

Armor forged from creationite grants a deflection bonus to AC equal to it's enhancement bonus against creatures that do not share the alignment of the plane from which the material was taken. For example, a balor would have to hit a higher AC than a solar would against armor that was forged from creationite that hails from Celestia.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+120 gp

Light Armor+10,000 gp

Medium Armor+20,000 gp

Heavy Armor+30,000 gp

Shield+4,000 gp

Weapon+6,000 gp

[khadgar567]

http://pa1.narvii.com/5836/a5b1775378496b2f6116655b334911927df87821_hq.gif[/IMG]

you know the bastard in the pic is right know learning creation sphere and he has ridiculous initiative count I mean if he relay wants he has a turn after every pc in the party and sob knows how to dispel any spell with melee attack talk about op

[NeoPhoenix0]

I just need to find a way to add CHA to Attack and I'm set. Even without the CHA to saves from Paladin, I've got the Spellbreaker Song variant that requres a Concentration check for all casters who can hear me when they try to cast a spell with verbal components.

snowflake wardance feat is probably your best bet, its in frostburn.

[LoyalPaladin]

I just need to find a way to add CHA to Attack and I'm set. Even without the CHA to saves from Paladin, I've got the Spellbreaker Song variant that requres a Concentration check for all casters who can hear me when they try to cast a spell with verbal components.
Cha to Attack is hard. If you take levels in Sacred Exorcist, you could take Divine Might? Or you could just use this!

Soundmetal
Soundmetal is a brightly shining silver metal that is completely useless to the average person. However, bards and their ilk are not average people!

Effect
Anyone wielding a soundmetal weapon that has a charisma score above 18 may add their charisma modifier to their attack. In addition, anyone with the bardic music class feature can choose to expend a use of bardic music as a free action in order to gain their charisma modifier to damage for the rest of the round.

Armor forged from soundmetal provides no benefit to defense. It does, however, cause an amplify effect whenever the wearer is performing any kind of music.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+90 gp

Light Armor+7,500 gp

Medium Armor+15,000 gp

Heavy Armor+22,500 gp

Shield+3,500 gp

Weapon+4,500 gp

[VirusInk]

well here is my first creation for regulars and its for VirusInk sama
İnksteel
This strange and unknown metal often used by artists who needed to protected them self but hate using weapons when used in painting or drawing (dc 10) its becomes alive and aids its creator for its best ability. İnk steel has same hardness and attributes as adamantine
Special ability psychoactive colors inksteel turns any color user wants even complex shades or hues

Thank you!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/74/74/93/7474939fce0d74129b08b57593a7dabb.jpg

[SangoProduction]

I just need to find a way to add CHA to Attack and I'm set. Even without the CHA to saves from Paladin, I've got the Spellbreaker Song variant that requres a Concentration check for all casters who can hear me when they try to cast a spell with verbal components.


Killoren (Destroyer Aspect), from races of Wild seems to give Cha to attack

Whirling Blade, a spell, lets you throw your bloody blade through 60 feet of people and have it return to your hand, using your Cha modifier in place of Str.

Slippers of Battledancing....well...technically it does what you asked for....but it's overpriced, requires you to move to apply Cha bonus, so unless you're charging with pounce, it's not very useful. And if you're charging with pounce, you have no use for this, so... yeah.

[LoyalPaladin]

This one is for another person I haven't seen in a while. Oh Anchovy, Anchovy. Wherefore art thou Extra Anchovies?

Necrotic Ore
Necrotic Ore is only found in locations with immense amounts of undead or surrounded by many creatures with taint. This ore is created over many years, where negative energy has condensed in pockets and infected local iron deposits. It shares the appearance of iron, but has a sickly dark energy that swirls over it.

Because of it's nature, Necrotic Ore can only be effectively wielded by undead and will bestow a temporary negative level on any living creature that touches it. In addition to this, it will also begin to slowly taint it's user at an alarmingly fast rate of two taint points per round.

Effect
Weapons forged from Necrotic Ore function as a tainted creatures natural attacks would. They also half the cost of all evil enhancements, as the material takes to the enhancement much easier.

Armor forged from Necrotic Ore functions similarly to the vampiric weapon enhancement, except that it only works upon receiving damage from a natural attack or unarmed strike.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+100 gp

Light Armor+8,000 gp

Medium Armor+18,000 gp

Heavy Armor+25,000 gp

Shield+5,000 gp

Weapon+7,000 gp

[NeoPhoenix0]

Cha to Attack is hard.

You just said adding Cha to a stat is hard... no it isn't... it is never hard, Actually it is almost easier to get Cha than Dex to attack, it definately is if you don't consider weapon finesse. personally i find thunderlance to be my favorite form of Cha to attack, then again i made a horribly unoptimized gish/theurge using geomancer as the theurge class, but the three AoOs with massive Cha based damage against any melee guy trying to get close to me is so satisfying. It was a sorc4/favored soul 4/geomancer 7.

Cha as the most useless stat in d&d is of course the most powerful stat in d&d, and has by far the most stat x to y bonus options as any other stat. though attack is one of the harder ones but it is harder for other stats.

[illyahr]

Snowflake Wardance is fine if I have a slashing weapon, but what if I want to use a rapier?

Arcane Strike is a staple among my melee builds. It adds +x/+xd4 based on whatever spell/day I drop to activate it. As a swift (or was it free?) action. Since my spells are Charisma-based, I am now literally charming you to death.

And add this little number?


Soundmetal
Effect
Anyone wielding a soundmetal weapon that has a charisma score above 18 may add their charisma modifier to their attack. In addition, anyone with the bardic music class feature can choose to expend a use of bardic music as a free action in order to gain their charisma modifier to damage for the rest of the round.

Armor forged from soundmetal provides no benefit to defense. It does, however, cause an amplify effect whenever the wearer is performing any kind of music.

Oh, yeah. That's the ticket. :smallcool:

[SangoProduction]

For VirusInk

Plague Ink

Anyone who comes in to contact with a piece of parchment written on with this ink must make a fortitude save or contract a rapidly mutating disease that will inexplicably cause Madagascar to close its borders despite having no symptoms. Failure means you die in 2d6 months.



[sorry. It's the first thing I saw when I looked at your name.]

[LoyalPaladin]

Oh, yeah. That's the ticket. :smallcool:
You know I'm always here for your charisma based needs. Us charismatic folk have to stick together!

[VirusInk]

For VirusInk

Plague Ink

Anyone who comes in to contact with a piece of parchment written on with this ink must make a fortitude save or contract a rapidly mutating disease that will inexplicably cause Madagascar to close its borders despite having no symptoms. Failure means you die in 2d6 months.



[sorry. It's the first thing I saw when I looked at your name.]

Well, I can safely say I wasn't expecting the Madagascar part! Bonus points for surprising me.

[IZ42]

You ignored my material for you illyahr ;-;

[illyahr]

You ignored my material for you illyahr ;-;

Woops, must have missed that one. Looks pretty good. Does that mean I can bash people with cymbals? :smallsmile:

[IZ42]

Yup, especially if you take TWF, so you can just sandwich their head.

[LoyalPaladin]

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Submissions
Blue Snow (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248336&postcount=2) (Snowbluff)
Phoenix Forged Steel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248394&postcount=3) (NeoPhoenix0)
Faux Dragon Scale (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248561&postcount=4) (Draconium)
Silent Hawk Feathers (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20248762&postcount=5) (Blackhawk748)
Snowdrenched (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (Snowbluff)
Line-Towing (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (LoyalPaladin)
Dragonshaped (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (Draconium)
The Unseen Mage Powder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249195&postcount=14) (Unseenmage)
Inksteel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249265&postcount=17) (VirusInk)
Misterkaw's Hide (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249555&postcount=19) (MisterKaws)
Palladinium (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249894&postcount=21) (LoyalPaladin)
Ghoul Leather (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249932&postcount=23) (Socratov)
Red Ferum (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20253198&postcount=25) (Red Fel)
Bardsteel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20253970&postcount=28) (Illyahr)
Drunken Iron (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20258158&postcount=30) (Socratov)
The Paladin's Loyalty (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20258454&postcount=35) (LoyalPaladin)
Creationite (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259012&postcount=42) (Zaydos)
Soundmetal (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259116&postcount=45) (Illyahr)
Necrotic Ore (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259233&postcount=48) (Extra Anchovies)
Plague Ink (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259262&postcount=51) (VirusInk)

[khadgar567]

can any one made me some metal that gives cha bonus to attack ( preferred class is warlock by the why but I ask for this sob called illidan style demon hunter (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WMzL-22o4UcjUv-8gLqiwcTYeEtC__N48LfCfh1YHVE/edit?usp=sharing) aka no crossbow slinging bomb throwing murkablo based failure of a class)

side note I would appreciate some help with more talents and maybe choosing the classes skills

[LoyalPaladin]

can any one made me some metal that gives cha bonus to attack ( preferred class is warlock by the why but I ask for this sob called illidan style demon hunter (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WMzL-22o4UcjUv-8gLqiwcTYeEtC__N48LfCfh1YHVE/edit?usp=sharing) aka no crossbow slinging bomb throwing murkablo based failure of a class)
If you're looking for CHA to attack, you can take a look into the Soundmetal (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20259116&postcount=45) material I posted for Illyahr.


side note I would appreciate some help with more talents and maybe choosing the classes skills
You should go post your class in the homebrew forum (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?15-Homebrew-Design). That's where you'll get the most feedback.

[unseenmage]

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Submissions
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Line-Towing (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20249161&postcount=12) (???)
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Line-Towing is Paladin themed for our resident Paladin FYI. Apologies it wasn't more obvious.

[LoyalPaladin]

Line-Towing is Paladin themed for our resident Paladin FYI. Apologies it wasn't more obvious.
Sorry! I've updated it. I was going at a million miles an hour, so I had to speed run. Thanks for the material, though! :smallbiggrin:

[unseenmage]

Sorry! I've updated it. I was going at a million miles an hour, so I had to speed run. Thanks for the material, though! :smallbiggrin:

Is fine and you're welcome. If I had it to redo I'd probably rename it Paladin's Testament instead of my lame attempt at a joke.

[LoyalPaladin]

Is fine and you're welcome. If I had it to redo I'd probably rename it Paladin's Testament instead of my lame attempt at a joke.
I liked it. You're A.O.K. in my book, Unseenmage.

[unseenmage]

I liked it. You're A.O.K. in my book, Unseenmage.

Good to know there aren't impending smites in my future. :smallsmile:

[LoyalPaladin]

Making something for another regular I haven't seen in some time. Where are you at, Weasel Guy?

Kobold Quicksteel
Kobold Quicksteel is a lightweight and durable metal that is perfect for smaller mounts who can't carry a large load.

Effect
Weapons forged from kobold quicksteel function identically to a weapon forged from mithral.

Armor forged from kobold quicksteel provides no benefit to defense. *It functions identically to mithral armor.

*Kobold Quicksteel has a strange interaction with dire weasels. Because of their flexible and long shape, they gain +20 movement speed while wearing Kobold Quicksteel armor due to increased aerodynamics.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+50 gp

Light Armor+1,000 gp

Medium Armor+4,000 gp

Heavy Armor+9,000 gp

Shield+1,000 gp

Weapon+2,000 gp

[IZ42]

Making something for another regular I haven't seen in some time. Where are you at, Weasel Guy?

Kobold Quicksteel
Kobold Quicksteel is a lightweight and durable metal that is perfect for smaller mounts who can't carry a large load.

Effect
Weapons forged from kobold quicksteel function identically to a weapon forged from mithral.

Armor forged from kobold quicksteel provides no benefit to defense. *It functions identically to mithral armor.

*Kobold Quicksteel has a strange interaction with dire weasels. Because of their flexible and long shape, they gain +20 movement speed while wearing Kobold Quicksteel armor due to increased aerodynamics.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+50 gp

Light Armor+1,000 gp

Medium Armor+4,000 gp

Heavy Armor+9,000 gp

Shield+1,000 gp

Weapon+2,000 gp


One quick check later indicates that he has not been faithful to us (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?88358-WeaselGuy). Let us... remind him that fidelity is a virtue.

[illyahr]

Nooooooo! Why, Weaselguy? :smallfrown:

[LoyalPaladin]

One quick check later indicates that he has not been faithful to us (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?88358-WeaselGuy). Let us... remind him that fidelity is a virtue.
How could he!


Nooooooo! Why, Weaselguy? :smallfrown:
Why!?

[WeaselGuy]

OMG?!? What did I do??? I'm sorry guys :smalleek: I must say though, LP, that Kobold Quicksteel is quite amazing!

[khadgar567]

*Kobold Quicksteel has a strange interaction with dire weasels. Because of their flexible and long shape, they gain +20 movement speed while wearing Kobold Quicksteel armor due to increased aerodynamics.



which makes their speed 60 ft movement speed and if you pop horse shoes of speed that makes dire weasels movement 90 ft per round nearest thing with this speed either destruction sphere energy leap or kineticts extended ( or airs reached) range blast

[yellowrocket]

I love weasel guys avatar. Looks like something straight out of Redwall.

[LoyalPaladin]

OMG?!? What did I do??? I'm sorry guys :smalleek: I must say though, LP, that Kobold Quicksteel is quite amazing!
:smallfrown: You've abandoned us forev- oh. Welcome to the thread WeaselGuy. I'm glad you like your material!

[WeaselGuy]

I love weasel guys avatar. Looks like something straight out of Redwall.
Thank you! The wonderful ThePrez1776 did it for me on request a while back. Also, on my extreme far back burner is a Redwall Campaign Setting, that one day I will actually start working on!


:smallfrown: You've abandoned us forev- oh. Welcome to the thread WeaselGuy. I'm glad you like your material!

:smallbiggrin:

[LoyalPaladin]

Also, on my extreme far back burner is a Redwall Campaign Setting, that one day I will actually start working on!
That would be decently fun. Everybody is an awakened animal? I once tried to play an awakened cat, but it was quickly shot down.

[yellowrocket]

Pbp? I'd join that.

[Jormengand]

Of course, now I just need to find a way to make cursed materials. :smalltongue:

[WeaselGuy]

That would be decently fun. Everybody is an awakened animal? I once tried to play an awakened cat, but it was quickly shot down.
Probably something like that, yeah....


Pbp? I'd join that.
Er, I mean, I guess I could...

[illyahr]

Of course, now I just need to find a way to make cursed materials. :smalltongue:

Ooooh, that sounds fun. Kinda like Lyrium and Red Lyrium from Dragon Age. :smallsmile:

[LoyalPaladin]

Er, I mean, I guess I could...
No pressure, WG! But someday when your setting is put together, hit us up if you want a play test!

[Snowbluff]

No pressure, WG! But someday when your setting is put together, hit us up if you want a play test!

I don't know about not pressuring our friend's weasel.
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b630/Snowbluff/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_zpsai9kf4vw.gif
I could use a fun game.

[LoyalPaladin]

I could use a fun game.
We could always throw up a "looking for GM" thread. You and I have a great success rate for those. Keeping a game going, however, is a different story...

[WeaselGuy]

I don't know about not pressuring our friend's weasel.
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b630/Snowbluff/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_zpsai9kf4vw.gif
I could use a fun game.

well that's not creepy at all...

[khadgar567]

We could always throw up a "looking for GM" thread. You and I have a great success rate for those. Keeping a game going, however, is a different story...

well you called it loyal if gitp regular on ( inseart rpg setting) camping treat starts disfunction junction is imminent even with out

I realy like to see the treat( please with our own works as material

[Snowbluff]

We could always throw up a "looking for GM" thread. You and I have a great success rate for those. Keeping a game going, however, is a different story...
Yeah, we need someone who can always keep it going, like me.

well that's not creepy at all...

:smallsmile:

[LoyalPaladin]

Yeah, we need someone who can always keep it going, like me.
I am going to host one eventually. I'm working on an entirely new setting with the base classes (Fighter, Wizard, Paladin, Ranger, etc.) getting entirely reworked. Hoping reign in the tiers and keep everything in 3 tiers over all. Something like this...

Tier 1:
Druid, Wizard, Sorcerer, & Cleric.

Tier 2:
Bard, Paladin, & Rogue.

Tier 3:
Fighter, Monk, Ranger, & Barbarian.

I'll need a heck of a lot of playtesting, though.

[illyahr]

I am going to host one eventually. I'm working on an entirely new setting with the base classes (Fighter, Wizard, Paladin, Ranger, etc.) getting entirely reworked. Hoping reign in the tiers and keep everything in 3 tiers over all. Something like this...

Tier 1:
Druid, Wizard, Sorcerer, & Cleric.

Tier 2:
Bard, Paladin, & Rogue.

Tier 3:
Fighter, Monk, Ranger, & Barbarian.

I'll need a heck of a lot of playtesting, though.

Pathfinder's Unchained Monk is really well put together. I would say it may even break into Tier 4 levels. I also created a fix for the fighter that may have gotten it up to Tier 4, if you want to take a look (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?420122-Fighter-Variant-Vanguard-PEACH&p=19368744#post19368744).

[LoyalPaladin]

Pathfinder's Unchained Monk is really well put together. I would say it may even break into Tier 4 levels. I also created a fix for the fighter that may have gotten it up to Tier 4, if you want to take a look (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?420122-Fighter-Variant-Vanguard-PEACH&p=19368744#post19368744).
That is similar to how I imagined my fighter fix working out. I'd really like to take away 8th and 9th level spells entirely. But I don't want people to come at my setting with torches and pitchforks. I'd like to divide spellcasters a bit as well so that the big boys (Cleric, Druid, & Wizard) aren't so crazy. Buffs and Healing can go to Cleric, Blasting and Utility can go to Wizard, and Druid gets the Summoning/Nature spells.

[Snowbluff]

Tier 3:
Fighter, Monk, Ranger, & Barbarian.

I'll need a heck of a lot of playtesting, though.


Pathfinder's Unchained Monk is really well put together. I would say it may even break into Tier 4 levels. I also created a fix for the fighter that may have gotten it up to Tier 4, if you want to take a look (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?420122-Fighter-Variant-Vanguard-PEACH&p=19368744#post19368744).

Those classes suck, though.

Personally, I say that ToB and Path of War cover it fine. Asking to bring A-Clickers up just promotes lazy character building.

[Jormengand]

My insanity has got the better of me again.


Playgrounder Cursed Materials

Blue Bluff
Blue Bluff is a material that looks like Blue Snow and costs the same amount to acquire, but is actually dangerous in hot temperatures. Instead of the usual effects, the wearer of armour made with Blue Bluff automatically fails fortitude saves against high temperatures, has a vulnerability to fire, and gets -5 penalty on Sense Motive checks.

Boredsteel
This material looks like Bardsteel, and even functions as it when the instrument is used as a weapon. However, any performance the user makes is made at a -10 penalty (but also a +1 bonus for being masterwork).

Destructionite

Destructionite is created when planes die, and is even rarer than Creationite - unlike other cursed materials, it is practically never passed off as the real thing just for monetary purposes. It looks much like Creationite, but is twenty times as expensive. Any creature who is fooled into so much as touching an item made of Destructionite must save against a DC 30 Disintegrate. The DC is increased by 10 for each alignment portion at odds with the destroyed plane and decreased by 10 for each alignment portion equivalent to it.

Dragonscorned
Dragonscorned items are the failed attempts of lesser beings to create dragonshaped items. A dragon who looks at such an abomination immediately flies into a rage as a barbarian of a level equal to its own hit dice and attempts to attack the wielder, even if they drop the item.

Foe Dragon Scale
This dragonscale armour is fake, but the way it's crafted gives it the appearance not only of being real, but of having been harvested cruelly - whether this was the designer's intention or not. While this is not immediately obvious to non-dragons without a DC 10 spot check followed by a DC 20 Knowledge (Arcana) check, it angers dragons, who get a +5 morale bonus to attack and damage rolls against the wearer.

It costs the same amount as Faux Dragon Scale.

Ghast leather

This material looks just like Ghoul Leather, and costs just as much, but a creature who puts it on immediately becomes paralysed for as long as the armour is equipped.

Lineblighting:

Lineblighting items appear like Line-Towing items and cost the same amount, but actually cause the user's alignment to become chaotic when used. Similar materials exist for other alignments.

Loud Hawk Feathers

These feathers look like Silent Hawk Feathers but degrade after being worn for 2d6 minutes and only cost half as much. They still provide the same protection as a steel version of the same equipment after they degrade, but don't provide any special benefit.

Mistercaw's Hide

Trust me, it's practically a cursed material anyway.

Phoenix-Cursed Steel
Phoenix-Forged Steel is expensive, so sometimes untrustworthy salesmen pass off this shoddy equivalent as the real thing. Weapons only cost 100 gp more than a steel weapon of the same type, and other items cost as much as a mithril version of the same item.

Phoenix-Cursed Steel armour works normally until taken into battle, in which case there is a cumulative 5% chance each round (10% on the second round, 15% on the third, etc.) that the wearer Catches On Fire and the armour locks into place due to the heat. To remove the armour short of some kind of magic or actually physically breaking it open, the fire must be extinguished. The wearer will Catch On Fire again next round if the armour isn't removed in the same round, although it can be removed safely underwater.

Phoenix-Cursed Steel weapons instead just cause the wielder to take 1d6 points of fire damage and Catch On Fire whenever they hit with one.

Red Fire
This material appears to be Red Ferum and costs just as much, but if a creature equips Red Fire armour the wearer instantly Catches On Fire and the armour itself burns to nothing. Red Fire weapons burn to cinders when any attempt is made to use them in earnest, and restraints made out of the stuff burn away after 3d6 minutes, dealing a single point of damage to the creature thus restrained.

This special material was some archfiend's idea of a joke, and he's still helpless from fits of laughter.

Paladin's Disloyalty
This material appears to be Paladin's Loyalty, but is actually designed to trick paladins into attempting to use it. When such a weapon is equipped, it immediately attempts to attack the wielder as an animated object of its own size (except that it wields itself, rather than making slam attacks). When such a piece of armour is worn, it immediately plane shifts the wearer to a random chaotic nongood or evil nonlawful plane.

Pandemicite
Pandemicite looks much like Plague Ink, but instead causes you to start in Madagascar, giving you a false sense of hope for 1d6 months before Canada closes its borders instead and you die in another 1d6 months.

Look, the original item didn't make sense either, okay!

Silentmetal

Silentmetal looks much like Soundmetal, and costs the same, but actually causes the wearer or wielder to become mute and any performances made thereby to fail.

Slaughterium
This metal looks like Palladinium, but actually grants a -10 penalty to fortitude save against whatever it is used to treat.

Sober Iron
This material looks like Drunken Iron, but actually allows the wielder - or wearer to see the world as it really is. Needless to say, this is a bad idea. A creature who equips any Sober Iron item benefits from a constant nonmagical True Seeing effect, but takes a single point of intelligence, wisdom and charisma drain every 3d6 minutes (roll once for all three).

Snowblighted
Snowblighted items look like Snowdrenched ones and cost as much to make, but they explode automatically just 1d3 rounds after being equipped.

Unseeing Mage Powder

This powder looks like Unseen Mage Powder, but actually blinds any creature who attempts to use it is blinded for the duration for which they would be invisible.

Virus Steel
Virus Steel looks like Inksteel and costs the same amount - indeed, it even has the same effects - but when stored in a creature's possession for more than a week, that creature contracts blinding sickness.

Vivacious Ore
Vivacious Ore looks like Necrotic Ore, but actually deals 1d6 points of positive energy damage per round to an undead creature in contact with it.

Weaseldeath Steel
Weaseldeath Steel looks just like Kobold Quicksteel, and costs the same amount, but is toxic to weasels. They must take a DC 20 fortitude save or die if they so much as touch it.

[LoyalPaladin]

Those classes suck, though.
I want to make them suck less!


My insanity has got the better of me again.


Playgrounder Cursed Materials
Holy Torm, Jormengand. Thank you for your large contribution. Good show, ol' chap!

[khadgar567]

My insanity has got the better of me again.


Playgrounder Cursed Materials

Blue Bluff
Blue Bluff is a material that looks like Blue Snow and costs the same amount to acquire, but is actually dangerous in hot temperatures. Instead of the usual effects, the wearer of armour made with Blue Bluff automatically fails fortitude saves against high temperatures, has a vulnerability to fire, and gets -5 penalty on Sense Motive checks.

Boredsteel
This material looks like Bardsteel, and even functions as it when the instrument is used as a weapon. However, any performance the user makes is made at a -10 penalty (but also a +1 bonus for being masterwork).

Destructionite

Destructionite is created when planes die, and is even rarer than Creationite - unlike other cursed materials, it is practically never passed off as the real thing just for monetary purposes. It looks much like Creationite, but is twenty times as expensive. Any creature who is fooled into so much as touching an item made of Destructionite must save against a DC 30 Disintegrate. The DC is increased by 10 for each alignment portion at odds with the destroyed plane and decreased by 10 for each alignment portion equivalent to it.

Dragonscorned
Dragonscorned items are the failed attempts of lesser beings to create dragonshaped items. A dragon who looks at such an abomination immediately flies into a rage as a barbarian of a level equal to its own hit dice and attempts to attack the wielder, even if they drop the item.

Foe Dragon Scale
This dragonscale armour is fake, but the way it's crafted gives it the appearance not only of being real, but of having been harvested cruelly - whether this was the designer's intention or not. While this is not immediately obvious to non-dragons without a DC 10 spot check followed by a DC 20 Knowledge (Arcana) check, it angers dragons, who get a +5 morale bonus to attack and damage rolls against the wearer.

It costs the same amount as Faux Dragon Scale.

Ghast leather

This material looks just like Ghoul Leather, and costs just as much, but a creature who puts it on immediately becomes paralysed for as long as the armour is equipped.

Lineblighting:

Lineblighting items appear like Line-Towing items and cost the same amount, but actually cause the user's alignment to become chaotic when used. Similar materials exist for other alignments.

Loud Hawk Feathers

These feathers look like Silent Hawk Feathers but degrade after being worn for 2d6 minutes and only cost half as much. They still provide the same protection as a steel version of the same equipment after they degrade, but don't provide any special benefit.

Mistercaw's Hide

Trust me, it's practically a cursed material anyway.

Phoenix-Cursed Steel
Phoenix-Forged Steel is expensive, so sometimes untrustworthy salesmen pass off this shoddy equivalent as the real thing. Weapons only cost 100 gp more than a steel weapon of the same type, and other items cost as much as a mithril version of the same item.

Phoenix-Cursed Steel armour works normally until taken into battle, in which case there is a cumulative 5% chance each round (10% on the second round, 15% on the third, etc.) that the wearer Catches On Fire and the armour locks into place due to the heat. To remove the armour short of some kind of magic or actually physically breaking it open, the fire must be extinguished. The wearer will Catch On Fire again next round if the armour isn't removed in the same round, although it can be removed safely underwater.

Phoenix-Cursed Steel weapons instead just cause the wielder to take 1d6 points of fire damage and Catch On Fire whenever they hit with one.

Red Fire
This material appears to be Red Ferum and costs just as much, but if a creature equips Red Fire armour the wearer instantly Catches On Fire and the armour itself burns to nothing. Red Fire weapons burn to cinders when any attempt is made to use them in earnest, and restraints made out of the stuff burn away after 3d6 minutes, dealing a single point of damage to the creature thus restrained.

This special material was some archfiend's idea of a joke, and he's still helpless from fits of laughter.

Paladin's Disloyalty
This material appears to be Paladin's Loyalty, but is actually designed to trick paladins into attempting to use it. When such a weapon is equipped, it immediately attempts to attack the wielder as an animated object of its own size (except that it wields itself, rather than making slam attacks). When such a piece of armour is worn, it immediately plane shifts the wearer to a random chaotic nongood or evil nonlawful plane.

Pandemicite
Pandemicite looks much like Plague Ink, but instead causes you to start in Madagascar, giving you a false sense of hope for 1d6 months before Canada closes its borders instead and you die in another 1d6 months.

Look, the original item didn't make sense either, okay!

Silentmetal

Silentmetal looks much like Soundmetal, and costs the same, but actually causes the wearer or wielder to become mute and any performances made thereby to fail.

Slaughterium
This metal looks like Palladinium, but actually grants a -10 penalty to fortitude save against whatever it is used to treat.

Sober Iron
This material looks like Drunken Iron, but actually allows the wielder - or wearer to see the world as it really is. Needless to say, this is a bad idea. A creature who equips any Sober Iron item benefits from a constant nonmagical True Seeing effect, but takes a single point of intelligence, wisdom and charisma drain every 3d6 minutes (roll once for all three).

Snowblighted
Snowblighted items look like Snowdrenched ones and cost as much to make, but they explode automatically just 1d3 rounds after being equipped.

Unseeing Mage Powder

This powder looks like Unseen Mage Powder, but actually blinds any creature who attempts to use it is blinded for the duration for which they would be invisible.

Virus Steel
Virus Steel looks like Inksteel and costs the same amount - indeed, it even has the same effects - but when stored in a creature's possession for more than a week, that creature contracts blinding sickness.

Vivacious Ore
Vivacious Ore looks like Necrotic Ore, but actually deals 1d6 points of positive energy damage per round to an undead creature in contact with it.

Weaseldeath Steel
Weaseldeath Steel looks just like Kobold Quicksteel, and costs the same amount, but is toxic to weasels. They must take a DC 20 fortitude save or die if they so much as touch it.
may the Tzeentch favors you mate this is capital nasty evil

[Jormengand]

Good show, ol' chap!

But, but, am not good. Or old. Or a chap.

[LoyalPaladin]

But, but, am not good. Or old. Or a chap.
That's because I haven't cast my new spell on you! I call it "Victorian Gentleman". It'll make anyone a strapping mustached lad in mere moments!

Also, is chap gender specific? Googling now... well, I guess it is. My apologies, Jormengand.

[illyahr]

Those classes suck, though.

Personally, I say that ToB and Path of War cover it fine. Asking to bring A-Clickers up just promotes lazy character building.

Hence, the fixes. Unchained Monk actually fixes a lot of things that were wrong with the base monk and gives it a lot more versatility. Flurry doesn't put penalties on your attack anymore and it stacks with TWF. The range of abilites that the monk can use ki for now includes flight, better SR, or self-healing.

As for my fighter fix: where the unchained monk gains more versatility, the point of my fighter fix is to make the fighter excel at his area. The chassis was intended to work with light, heavy, or ranged fighters so most of the abilites are not specific to any style (hence why I made Spell Parry rather than use something like Grace). I also gave him Battle Mobility so as to negate some of the slowing/locking abilities that a BFC spellcaster uses to mess with him.

Sure, 1/turn (without Combat Reflexes) a fighter can deflect save-based spells away from him. Save-based spells were never much of a problem as far as game balance goes. Besides, I really hate borrowing from other classes. The point was to make things specifically for the fighter rather than just dipping into other classes.

[yellowrocket]

I was simply saying that if you were to making it a pbp, even if just to test the material I'd love to join it. By no means did I want to imply that you should start the campaign here and now.

Though after the animae discussion in the other thread I'm not sure anyone would notice if you did it in the thread.

[Red Fel]

Red Fire
This material appears to be Red Ferum and costs just as much, but if a creature equips Red Fire armour the wearer instantly Catches On Fire and the armour itself burns to nothing. Red Fire weapons burn to cinders when any attempt is made to use them in earnest, and restraints made out of the stuff burn away after 3d6 minutes, dealing a single point of damage to the creature thus restrained.

This special material was some archfiend's idea of a joke, and he's still helpless from fits of laughter.

That's the last time I invite an archfiend over for poker night!

Good job, Jormengand.

[LoyalPaladin]

The point was to make things specifically for the fighter rather than just dipping into other classes.
Preach it. Mundanes can have nice things too.


Though after the animae discussion in the other thread I'm not sure anyone would notice if you did it in the thread.
We always notice. Always.

[Extra Anchovies]

This one is for another person I haven't seen in a while. Oh Anchovy, Anchovy. Wherefore art thou Extra Anchovies?

You rang?

Nitpick: "wherefore" actually means "for what reason", not "at what location".


Necrotic Ore

I like it. I don't use the taint system much but I'd definitely give a tainted minion some of this stuff if I sent one at my players.


No pressure, WG! But someday when your setting is put together, hit us up if you want a play test!

I'd definitely be down for a Redwall- or Mouse Guard-themed game. For those not familiar with the latter, it's a comic series that's sort of the gritty realistic version of Redwall (well, realistic other than the talking mice with swords). Also in Mouse Guard only the mice have humanlike intelligences and the relative sizes of the animals is taken into account more consistently.

Also, time for a contribution! It's not really a special material in its own right as it is a means of producing a special material, but that's close enough.

Virus Ink

This foul greenish-black liquid is produced by distilling a number of alchemical reagents with ichor drawn from plague victims' sores. Extracting the necessary fluids takes one minute and deals 2 points of Constitution damage to the source creature (which must be a humanoid suffering from any nonmagical disease which damages one or more physical ability scores). In addition, the source creature must immediately make a Fortitude save at the same DC as that of the disease from which they are suffering. If they fail, they are also affected as if they had failed two of the normal Fortitude saves forced by the disease (for example, a victim of filth fever would take an additional 2d3 Dexterity and Constitution damage). A vial of ichor is successfully collected even if the source creature dies in the process, and the rate at which ichor may be extracted is limited only by the source creature's resilience. After the ichor has been collected, it must be mixed with a number of common alchemical materials costing a total of 10 gp per vial of ichor to be processed. Each vial of ichor (and its accompanying reagents and catalysts) produces one dose of Virus Ink.

After the ink has been prepared, it must then be etched into a living creature's skin (or the skin of a corporeal, fleshy undead such as a zombie or vampire) in the form of a tattoo, which takes 10 minutes and requires reusable needles and tools costing 15 gp. This process is extremely painful (http://cdn2.denofgeek.us/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/article_main_half/public/4/66//bane_tom_hardy.jpg); the creature receiving the tattoo takes 1 point of damage every minute while the tattoo is being applied, and if they attempt to take any action other than writhe in agony they must first make a DC 25 Fortitude save. If they succeed, they may take a single move or standard action (usually moving away from or attacking the creature applying the tattoo); if they fail, they are unable to act that round. The tattoo can still be successfully applied if the recipient dies during its application, but Virus Ink tattoos exhibit no special qualities (and fade after only a few days) unless the recipient was alive when the procedure was started.

A creature with a Virus Ink tattoo is immune to the disease possessed by the source creature of the ichor used to produce the Virus Ink, and targets struck by the tattooed creature's unarmed or natural attacks must make a Fortitude save at the disease's normal DC or contract the disease themselves. In addition, a struck creature which already had the disease must make a Fortitude save at the disease's normal DC or suffer the effects of a normal failed save against the disease.

The tattoo retains its properties even after the tattooed creature's death, and armor or clothing crafted from hides marked with Virus Ink tattoos confer the benefits of the tattoos to its wearer.

[illyahr]

Preach it. Mundanes can have nice things too.

Can you imagine a fighter getting Spell Parry and then picking up the Mage Slayer tree? It's suddenly a viable build. I wanted to make the fighter the immediate threat. The BBEG blows his big spells neutralizing him and leave the heavy casters free to throw down with their own spells.

[LoyalPaladin]

You rang?
A few times! :smallfrown:


Nitpick: "wherefore" actually means "for what reason", not "at what location".
It's Shakespeare! (http://nfs.sparknotes.com/romeojuliet/page_80.html)


I like it. I don't use the taint system much but I'd definitely give a tainted minion some of this stuff if I sent one at my players.
A few players in my group currently have an obsession with the taint system. It can be... annoying?


Virus Ink
EA is back and ready to play! Haha.


Can you imagine a fighter getting Spell Parry and then picking up the Mage Slayer tree? It's suddenly a viable build. I wanted to make the fighter the immediate threat. The BBEG blows his big spells neutralizing him and leave the heavy casters free to throw down with their own spells.
A dexterity based fighter with Combat Reflexes would do well to use that build.

[Xuldarinar]

-snip-
Necrotic Ore
-snip-

This is certainly interesting. I'd assume this works off of OA/UA taint. Though it is neither by me nor for me, I may just have to borrow it sometime and convert it to my taint system..

[LoyalPaladin]

This is certainly interesting. I'd assume this works off of OA/UA taint. Though it is neither by me nor for me, I may just have to borrow it sometime and convert it to my taint system..
Oriental Adventures taint is the system we use. You are free to borrow it and taint it with your own system. I got you a present, Red Fel. It was a bad pun. Heh.

[IZ42]

For Jorm:

Wyrdsilk

Favored by Truenamers, Wyrdsilk is crafted from the fibers of magical contracts reinforced with enchanted silk. When worn as a garment (such as a robe), it grants a +5 insight bonus to Truespeak, Spellcraft, and UMD checks. In addition, up to 3 times a day, you may ignore one of the Laws of Resistance and Sequence if it would restrict you from using an utterance (Switching to another garment made of Wyrdsilk does not allow further uses of this ability). The magical nature of the material is also protective, and acts as a mithral chain shirt with no ASF chance.

Due to the rare materials used in the construction, a robe for a medium creature costs 5000 GP.

I got one for Zaydos too, as well as a more curse related one for Jorm, will write those up in a bit.

[Red Fel]

I got you a present, Red Fel. It was a bad pun. Heh.

I got you a present, too.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2447563_o.gif

Now hold still. You'll love it.

[Extra Anchovies]

A few times! :smallfrown:

And it worked! You just weren't standing in front of a mirror most of those times, so it took you a while to get to three.


It's Shakespeare! (http://nfs.sparknotes.com/romeojuliet/page_80.html)

Yup! She's not actually wondering where Romeo is; she's lamenting the fact that Romeo carrying the Montague name (and Juliet being a Capulet) makes it hard for the two of them to meet up and make kissy-face. Hence her plea "deny thy father and refuse thy name". That scene's also where she talks about roses by any other name smelling as sweet.


EA is back and ready to play! Haha.

Yeah! The phrase "virus ink" is quite inspiring. I've also got an idea bouncing around for a special sort of ironwood, but I haven't seen Uncle Pine (or anyone else with a name that evokes trees) in this thread.


A few players in my group currently have an obsession with the taint system. It can be... annoying?

Oriental Adventures taint is the system we use. You are free to borrow it and taint it with your own system.

Huh. I'm only familiar with the Heroes of Horror system, which is "an update and revision to" the OA and Unearthed Arcana taint systems. HoH also takes precedence over the other two, but you may not use that book in your games. Might still be worth looking at, because they might've ironed out some of the annoying bits.


For Jorm:

Wyrdsilk

Favored by Truenamers, Wyrdsilk is crafted from the fibers of magical contracts reinforced with enchanted silk. When worn as a garment (such as a robe), it grants a +5 untyped bonus to Truespeak, Spellcraft, and UMD checks. In addition, up to 3 times a day, you may ignore one of the Laws of True if it would restrict you from using an utterance. The magical nature of the material is also protective, and acts as a mithral chain shirt with no ASF chance.

Due to the rare materials used in the construction, a robe for a medium creature costs 5000 GP.

It breaks pretty hard with wearing more than one at a time, and is still kinda crazy if you can switch out an expended robe/shirt/sock/g-string for a fresh one and get three more uses out of it. It might be worth adding a bit that restricts how many extra times the Laws of True can be ignored (maybe one extra time per two garments after the first, maximum of 5/day) and lowers the bonus scaling for multiple garments (maybe 5 for the first garment, +2 per garment after that, maximum of +15).

[IZ42]

It breaks pretty hard with wearing more than one at a time, and is still kinda crazy if you can switch out an expended robe/shirt/sock/g-string for a fresh one and get three more uses out of it. It might be worth adding a bit that restricts how many extra times the Laws of True can be ignored (maybe one extra time per two garments after the first, maximum of 5/day) and lowers the bonus scaling for multiple garments (maybe 5 for the first garment, +2 per garment after that, maximum of +15).

I couldn't decide on what type of bonus, so untyped is a place holder. I also forgot the laws for Truenamers, so that needs to get fixed. This was written on mobile, so it's badly written TBH.

[Draconium]

Dragonscorned
Dragonscorned items are the failed attempts of lesser beings to create dragonshaped items. A dragon who looks at such an abomination immediately flies into a rage as a barbarian of a level equal to its own hit dice and attempts to attack the wielder, even if they drop the item.

:smalleek: That's a good way to screw over the players, and any rate.


Foe Dragon Scale
This dragonscale armour is fake, but the way it's crafted gives it the appearance not only of being real, but of having been harvested cruelly - whether this was the designer's intention or not. While this is not immediately obvious to non-dragons without a DC 10 spot check followed by a DC 20 Knowledge (Arcana) check, it angers dragons, who get a +5 morale bonus to attack and damage rolls against the wearer.

It costs the same amount as Faux Dragon Scale.

... I must resist the temptation to throw this into games I'm DMing. Especially right before the players go and talk to any dragon NPCs I've made for them. And especially before they go and confront any dragon BBEG...

[VirusInk]

Virus Ink


Oooo! I really love this. The tattoo idea is really interesting and basically everything I could ever ask for. And I like that the person receiving the tattoo receives damage- puts a nice twist into it. I literally love everything about this~
Thank you and well done!

[illyahr]

:smalleek: That's a good way to screw over the players, and any rate.



... I must resist the temptation to throw this into games I'm DMing. Especially right before the players go and talk to any dragon NPCs I've made for them. And especially before they go and confront any dragon BBEG...

So a player with a dragonscorn weapon and foe dragon scale armor is:
a) screwed
b) royally screwed
c) unbelievably screwed
d) I hope you have a backup character sheet *said as you hold up a lighter*

[Draconium]

So a player with a dragonscorn weapon and foe dragon scale armor is:
a) screwed
b) royally screwed
c) unbelievably screwed
d) I hope you have a backup character sheet *said as you hold up a lighter*

Or, e) All of the above doesn't even begin to describe it. :smallbiggrin:

[LoyalPaladin]

I got you a present, too.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2447563_o.gif

Now hold still. You'll love it.
Hey wait a second, are you calling me a...


And it worked! You just weren't standing in front of a mirror most of those times, so it took you a while to get to three.
I'm not sure I understand the reference, but I am glad you are here now!


Yup! She's not actually wondering where Romeo is; she's lamenting the fact that Romeo carrying the Montague name (and Juliet being a Capulet) makes it hard for the two of them to meet up and make kissy-face. Hence her plea "deny thy father and refuse thy name". That scene's also where she talks about roses by any other name smelling as sweet.
Huh. I used to be hardcore into Shakespeare (I'm a bit of an English geek...), but I guess I've gotten rusty. Consider me both schooled and ashamed of my wrongdoing.


Oooo! I really love this. The tattoo idea is really interesting and basically everything I could ever ask for. And I like that the person receiving the tattoo receives damage- puts a nice twist into it. I literally love everything about this~
Thank you and well done!
She's being sincere here. She just walked into my office and ranted about it. (Yes, we work together and have not killed each other... yet.)

[Extra Anchovies]

Oooo! I really love this. The tattoo idea is really interesting and basically everything I could ever ask for. And I like that the person receiving the tattoo receives damage- puts a nice twist into it. I literally love everything about this~
Thank you and well done!

You're welcome! I intentionally made the damage low enough that most adventurers could survive it but high enough that the average 1st-level commoner has almost no chance of making it through the ordeal - I definitely had the mental image of a particularly cruel necromancer (maybe a cleric of a god of plagues) kidnapping peasants, tattooing (and in the process killing) them, and animating the bodies for an army of disease-bearing soldiers. Or maybe a flesh golem made entirely from the tattooed body parts!

I'm probably going to have to use that next time I run a game, too. If one of the PCs gets captured, it could lead to a rather tense moment where they get to watch someone die while receiving a tattoo, and then realize that it's time for their turn under the needle... :smallamused:


Huh. I used to be hardcore into Shakespeare (I'm a bit of an English geek...), but I guess I've gotten rusty. Consider me both schooled and ashamed of my wrongdoing.

Yo, sound the bell, school's in! (https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo?t=1m23s)

*tries to Hammer-dance, fails because of plate armor*


She's being sincere here. She just walked into my office and ranted about it. (Yes, we work together and have not killed each other... yet.)

Yay! I'm glad to have produced the sort of thing that people need to go rant to others about, because I know when I have to do that it's usually because of something cool.


I'm not sure I understand the reference, but I am glad you are here now!

There's a number of horror stories/urban legends/whatever about entities that can be summoned by saying their name X times in front of a mirror (Bloody Mary is the most widely known one IIRC). It's kind of like Candlejack, if you're familiar with hi—

[illyahr]

Bardsteel

A metal with an almost mirror-like natural finish, bardsteel grants a number of benefits to any instrument constructed with it. While performing with the instrument, the performer gains a +4 untyped bonus to perform checks, as well as the +1 competence bonus from masterwork. In addition, instruments constructed in this manner are strong enough to function as weapons. They deal 1d6 points of bludgeoning damage, count as silver for the purposes of damage reduction, and are treated as masterwork.

The cost of a bardsteel instrument is 500 GP above the regular price of the instrument. This includes the price of masterwork.

I just had a brilliant idea. Bardsteel castanets. Thrown like shurikens, but do 1d6 instead of 1d2. Awesome!

[Socratov]

Never fear, Paladin's here.

Drunken Iron
This metal was invented by a dwarven smith whose funds had all but run dry. One fateful day, when business was slow and the ale was plentiful, the smith accidentally quenched a sword in his keg of ale instead of oil! Thus, drunken iron was created. This metal has a marbled bronze look, making it a unique and eye catching material.

Effect
Weapons forged from drunken iron deal 1 point of constitution damage when they strike an opponent (dc 12 fortitude negates) and armor forged from drunken iron grants damage reduction 10/-, but it deals 1d4 wisdom damage when donned that can only be overcome by removing the armor.



Type of Item
Item Cost Modifier


[tr]Ammunition+60 gp

Light Armor+5,000 gp

Medium Armor+10,000 gp

Heavy Armor+15,000 gp

Shield+2,000 gp

Weapon+3,000 gp


A shiny! I have a shiny! I must have this now.

[LoyalPaladin]

There's a number of horror stories/urban legends/whatever about entities that can be summoned by saying their name X times in front of a mirror (Bloody Mary is the most widely known one IIRC). It's kind of like Candlejack, if you're familiar with hi—
Oh. Yeah, I shouldn't caught that right away. Even though I've know idea who Candlejack i-


A shiny! I have a shiny! I must have this now.
Next time we Socratov, he'll be totally covered in drunken armor full-plate.

[VirusInk]

You're welcome! I intentionally made the damage low enough that most adventurers could survive it but high enough that the average 1st-level commoner has almost no chance of making it through the ordeal - I definitely had the mental image of a particularly cruel necromancer (maybe a cleric of a god of plagues) kidnapping peasants, tattooing (and in the process killing) them, and animating the bodies for an army of disease-bearing soldiers. Or maybe a flesh golem made entirely from the tattooed body parts!

I'm probably going to have to use that next time I run a game, too. If one of the PCs gets captured, it could lead to a rather tense moment where they get to watch someone die while receiving a tattoo, and then realize that it's time for their turn under the needle... :smallamused:


Smart! It makes it a long, slow, painful process too which is all the more interesting. I could get behind the cruel necromancer idea being as necromancers are some of my favorite. And a flesh golum made entirely from the tattooed body parts would be down right terrifyingly awesome! I approve the undead disease-bearing tattoo army.

Ooooo~ Evil. Poor player won't even see it coming.

[NeoPhoenix0]

It breaks pretty hard with wearing more than one at a time, and is still kinda crazy if you can switch out an expended robe/shirt/sock/g-string for a fresh one and get three more uses out of it. It might be worth adding a bit that restricts how many extra times the Laws of True can be ignored (maybe one extra time per two garments after the first, maximum of 5/day) and lowers the bonus scaling for multiple garments (maybe 5 for the first garment, +2 per garment after that, maximum of +15).

Wouldn't the same source rule apply preventing it from stacking?

[Jormengand]

I couldn't decide on what type of bonus, so untyped is a place holder. I also forgot the laws for Truenamers, so that needs to get fixed. This was written on mobile, so it's badly written TBH.

It doesn't matter that they're untyped because they come from the same source so they don't stack anyway. Though in any case I would wear the hell out of it.


Ooooo~

Also, has anyone ever told you how cute you are?

[VirusInk]

Also, has anyone ever told you how cute you are?

Oh pshhhhh. You flatter me~
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c8/51/28/c851280dfc35207936e407655e2226bb.gif

[Jormengand]

Oh pshhhhh. You flatter me~

Well, they (http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MTG/M14/en/nonfoil/YoungPyromancer.jpg) say that immolation is the sincerest form of flattery...

https://i.imgur.com/u0x2suP.gif

[Draconium]

... I need more GIFs I can use. You guys always seem to have the right one on hand. :smalltongue:

[illyahr]

Wow, your sister is a shy one, LP. Think this might get out of hand? :smallamused:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5methNgdL1ruoktvo1_500.png

[Blackhawk748]

Smart! It makes it a long, slow, painful process too which is all the more interesting. I could get behind the cruel necromancer idea being as necromancers are some of my favorite. And a flesh golum made entirely from the tattooed body parts would be down right terrifyingly awesome! I approve the undead disease-bearing tattoo army.

Ooooo~ Evil. Poor player won't even see it coming.

........ How are you related to LP?? Seriously this is something i would come up with.

[LoyalPaladin]

Wow, your sister is a shy one, LP. Think this might get out of hand? :smallamused:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5methNgdL1ruoktvo1_500.png
Don't let her fool you, she took Iron Will as her level 1 feat and has her brother's lawful personality. She's just not abiding by it yet. She'll probably make a great Paladin, even if it's a Paladin of Freedom.


........ How are you related to LP?? Seriously this is something i would come up with.
She'll come around. She's yet to take her first class level... Thankfully...

[Jormengand]

has her brother's lawful personality...She'll probably make a great... Paladin of Freedom.

Uhm... yeah...

[Blackhawk748]

Wow, your sister is a shy one, LP. Think this might get out of hand? :smallamused:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5methNgdL1ruoktvo1_500.png

http://media1.giphy.com/media/6OWIl75ibpuFO/giphy.gif

*sigh* Bards......


Don't let her fool you, she took Iron Will as her level 1 feat and has her brother's lawful personality. She's just not abiding by it yet. She'll probably make a great Paladin, even if it's a Paladin of Freedom.


She'll come around. She's yet to take her first class level... Thankfully...

Are we talking about the same person? Cuz i think we Necromancers firmly have her in our camp :smallamused:

http://images.rapgenius.com/a6c0f9e3e2ecd4b56fb3d3737830733e.500x280x60.gif

[Snowbluff]

Also, has anyone ever told you how cute you are?


Oh pshhhhh. You flatter me~
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c8/51/28/c851280dfc35207936e407655e2226bb.gif

Nani datte?
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b630/Snowbluff/ezgif-367561329_zps9inbvwev.gif
Immolation is sounding swell. You'll enjoy it, Jormengand. It's so flattering.

[LoyalPaladin]

*sigh* Bards......
It seems I have failed my sense motive check. After Blackhawk has alerted me to the bard's true intentions, I will be taking my little sister back now.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/fd349716bd0b4be3e2d282700bdd6c95/tumblr_mz5yv7RkWN1qkw2uho1_500.gif


Are we talking about the same person? Cuz i think we Necromancers firmly have her in our camp :smallamused:
By camp, do you mean small plot of land that the holy church of Torm has been ignoring until now? I have been contemplating another great crusade.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/02e124462d871900b5d1e09847662191/tumblr_ndcl84EUXi1rwu8gjo1_500.gif
Warning: Attempting to convert a paladin's little sister to the dark ways results in the Assimar Paladin/Fist of Raziel/Hellreaver to bring down some holy fervor.

[Jormengand]

Nani datte?
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b630/Snowbluff/ezgif-367561329_zps9inbvwev.gif
Immolation is sounding swell. You'll enjoy it, Jormengand. It's so flattering.

Greater Energy Negation (Fire), suckah.


Warning: Attempting to convert a paladin's little sister to the dark ways results in the Assimar Paladin/Fist of Raziel/Hellreaver to bring down some holy fervor.

True Neutral, suckah.

[LoyalPaladin]

Greater Energy Negation (Fire), suckah.
Searing spell?


True Neutral, suckah.
True neutral doesn't stop power attack or "Call to Judgement", suckah! Snowbluff and I are in cahoots. I do the smiting, he does other things while I'm not looking!

[Jormengand]

Searing spell?
Automatic Counterspell. Being a deity has some great perks.


True neutral doesn't stop power attack or "Call to Judgement", suckah! Snowbluff and I are in cahoots. I do the smiting, he does other things while I'm not looking!

Okay. AMM: Persisted AMM: Irresistible Reversed Temporal Twist. Enjoy not being able to do anything for the rest of the day. :smallbiggrin:

[Blackhawk748]

By camp, do you mean small plot of land that the holy church of Torm has been ignoring until now? I have been contemplating another great crusade.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/02e124462d871900b5d1e09847662191/tumblr_ndcl84EUXi1rwu8gjo1_500.gif
Warning: Attempting to convert a paladin's little sister to the dark ways results in the Assimar Paladin/Fist of Raziel/Hellreaver to bring down some holy fervor.

I invoke Torm's 2nd Law, as i am True Neutral, and i only use undead created by Blackhawk's The Dead Walk. Which acts almost exactly like animate dead, except that it doesnt have the [Evil] tag and the Skeletons and Zombis made by it are Neutral, as the are animated by pure undiluted Negative Energy.

[Snowbluff]

Greater Energy Negation (Fire), suckah.

My scorn is wasted on regular fire.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/e/ee/Twilight_narrowing_her_eyes_S1E04.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140309191155
I've been doing a little research.

Searing spell?
Too mundane!


True neutral doesn't stop power attack or "Call to Judgement", suckah! Snowbluff and I are in cahoots. I do the smiting, he does other things while I'm not looking!

Keep not looking, I need to take a trip "down South."
https://49.media.tumblr.com/467351ac405c91a2c4092bd5f8ba25c5/tumblr_n45beiRUI21tran5xo1_500.gif

Hotter than the hottest flames of any world, hellfire burns with a white-hot glow and is capable of burning through even the hardest of substances.
And not in the fun way this time.

[VirusInk]

........ How are you related to LP?? Seriously this is something i would come up with.
Y'know... I think the only way to explain it is LP and I are two sides of the same coin. He's the shiny good-doing Paladin side and I'm the... well, I'm the other side.



Well, they (http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MTG/M14/en/nonfoil/YoungPyromancer.jpg) say that immolation is the sincerest form of flattery...

Immolation is sincere... but I'd settle for some fruit at the moment! Much more cost effective and I'm hungry anyway.



Nani datte?
Immolation is sounding swell. You'll enjoy it, Jormengand. It's so flattering.

Now now, don't explode, Snaughbleuff. But if you do make it entertaining!
http://data.whicdn.com/images/144724225/large.gif


It seems I have failed my sense motive check. After Blackhawk has alerted me to the bard's true intentions, I will be taking my little sister back now.

Oh cool, where are we going?

[Blackhawk748]

Oh cool, where are we going?

Quit being adorably anime!!

[LoyalPaladin]

Automatic Counterspell. Being a deity has some great perks.



Okay. AMM: Persisted AMM: Irresistible Reversed Temporal Twist. Enjoy not being able to do anything for the rest of the day. :smallbiggrin:
https://57.media.tumblr.com/807f19740537f06621e749afeedd21c8/tumblr_n3dzgwis5o1qfbz1so1_500.gif
You've just activated my contingent spell! "Armor of 1st Party Content", all spells, powers and cheesed mechanics that don't belong to WotC are suppressed for the duration of this spell.


I invoke Torm's 2nd Law, as i am True Neutral, and i only use undead created by Blackhawk's The Dead Walk. Which acts almost exactly like animate dead, except that it doesnt have the [Evil] tag and the Skeletons and Zombis made by it are Neutral, as the are animated by pure undiluted Negative Energy.
I mean, you could have had the peaceful ending by choosing to deal with me... but now you're in Snowbluff's realm...


And not in the fun way this time.
This is the day my reputation is ruined.


Y'know... I think the only way to explain it is LP and I are two sides of the same coin. He's the shiny good-doing Paladin side and I'm the... well, I'm the other side.
The equally well shined, government issued side?


Oh cool, where are we going?
One day you'll put more ranks into sense motive than your brother did. Seriously, I'm running off my wisdom bonus alone.

[Jormengand]

Immolation is sincere... but I'd settle for some fruit at the moment! Much more cost effective and I'm hungry anyway.

Hang on, I grant the creation domain. Create food and water!

You can dump the water if you like. Or swim in it, I guess. Or pour it on Icelie's head. Whatever works.


You've just activated my contingent spell! "Armor of 1st Party Content", all spells, powers and cheesed mechanics that don't belong to WotC are suppressed for the duration of this spell.

That's neat.

Uhm...

It didn't do anything. Oh, wait, because all this is legal in 3.5. :smallbiggrin:

[Blackhawk748]

I mean, you could have had the peaceful ending by choosing to deal with me... but now you're in Snowbluff's realm...

This is why i have a demiplane.....


Warning: Attempting to convert a paladin's little sister to the dark ways results in the Assimar Paladin/Fist of Raziel/Hellreaver to bring down some holy fervor.

Also what do you have against Metal???

[VirusInk]

Quit being adorably anime!!
This is just who I am!! D': I blame LP, he raised me this way.



Hang on, I grant the creation domain. Create food and water!
You can dump the water if you like. Or swim in it, I guess. Or pour it on Icelie's head. Whatever works.
I believe swimming is the best option. I may save some to dump on someone's head later though~

[Jormengand]

I believe swimming is the best option. I may save some to dump on someone's head later though~

AMM Maximised Time Stop, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water.

There you go, have another 100 gallons of it to swim in. : 3

[unseenmage]

Y'know I really should get blueprints for all of you so when one of you inevitably destroys the another I can have a backup replacement copy ready. Sure it's personality won't be up to caliber but it'll act as a placeholder until the resurrection magic paperwork is put in order.

[LoyalPaladin]

It didn't do anything. Oh, wait, because all this is legal in 3.5. :smallbiggrin:
Well, that's unfortunate. You've managed to disable me. But what about the (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19275599&postcount=55) rest (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19051786&postcount=19) of (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19056207&postcount=122) us (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19275687&postcount=57)?


This is why i have a demiplane.....
It's going to be hard to stop Snowbluff's epic chainsaw of IZnnihilation.


Also what do you have against Metal???
A +3 circumstance bonus? Oh, you mean in general? I prefer classic rock.


This is just who I am!! D': I blame LP, he raised me this way.
She gives me a +24 untyped bonus to diplomacy.


Y'know I really should get blueprints for all of you so when one of you inevitably destroys the another I can have a backup replacement copy ready. Sure it's personality won't be up to caliber but it'll act as a placeholder until the resurrection magic paperwork is put in order.
This sounds more sinister than it does well meaning.

[Jormengand]

the (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19275599&postcount=55)
True Neutral, suckah~


rest (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19051786&postcount=19) of (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19056207&postcount=122)

Bah. I'm the better god.


us (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19275687&postcount=57)?
DC 12? Wow.

[illyahr]

It seems I have failed my sense motive check. After Blackhawk has alerted me to the bard's true intentions, I will be taking my little sister back now.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/fd349716bd0b4be3e2d282700bdd6c95/tumblr_mz5yv7RkWN1qkw2uho1_500.gif

What? It's in my nature to be courteous.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/07/ee/f7/07eef7bd877291e4dfae7cd346151f35.gif

[WeaselGuy]

oh
my
god.

my in-laws think i'm crazy, laughing over here at my computer. you guys rock, and i love you all, regardless of alignment and spell-source.

[Blackhawk748]

Well, that's unfortunate. You've managed to disable me. But what about the (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19275599&postcount=55) rest (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19051786&postcount=19) of (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19056207&postcount=122) us (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19275687&postcount=57)?


It's going to be hard to stop Snowbluff's epic chainsaw of IZnnihilation.

Kurotaka (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19297534&postcount=376) says hi.

And thankfully im not IZ, and i happen to be immune to chainsaws. Ive seen far to many Slasher films to not be.


Y'know I really should get blueprints for all of you so when one of you inevitably destroys the another I can have a backup replacement copy ready. Sure it's personality won't be up to caliber but it'll act as a placeholder until the resurrection magic paperwork is put in order.

Im good, i have my own....methods.

[LoyalPaladin]

DC 12? Wow.
With a minimum of 12 hit dice (which I'm fairly certain all archons have more than) and 18 charisma, that's a save of 18. If Paladin doesn't get you, Absolute Judgement will.


oh
my
god.

my in-laws think i'm crazy, laughing over here at my computer. you guys rock, and i love you all, regardless of alignment and spell-source.
Glad we can make your Wednesday night a little more enjoyable!


What? It's in my nature to be courteous.
Blackhawk told me all about your crazy diplomancy ways!


Kurotaka (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19297534&postcount=376) says hi.
I'd love to watch our elder evils duke it out.

[unseenmage]

...


This sounds more sinister than it does well meaning.

Hmm. One supposes it could. Guess that's what I get for dumping Cha.

Nothing sinister involved. Just come down to the cogworks and pose for the sketching of the initial blueprint then its off to the examination laboratory and finally a deeper examination of those of you with special powers.


When all's done a convenient clockworks copy of any one of you can be mass produced at a moment's notice. Nope, nothing sinister here.

[Extra Anchovies]

Since I'm Lawful Neutral, do I get to opt out of being purged in the holy fires of the upcoming anti-necromantic crusade?


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/07/ee/f7/07eef7bd877291e4dfae7cd346151f35.gif

I was going to ask which of the two you were, but then I realized that I already knew the answer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q).

[Snowbluff]

Now now, don't explode, Snaughbleuff. But if you do make it entertaining!
http://data.whicdn.com/images/144724225/large.gif
Don't worry, my little pathogen. I'll have a gift you as well.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/9d7c74a0c5b9cecd00bbaea5431d9492/tumblr_n74hv6IZ2W1qe1p2zo3_500.gif
Au revoir, mon ami special!

[Jormengand]

*Time stops, true creates a bucket, creates water in the bucket, pours the bucket over Snowbluff's head, chucks the bucket away and leaves the time stop.*

[Blackhawk748]

I'd love to watch our elder evils duke it out.

I have a feeling it would look kinda like this....

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3118607/ichigo-s-hollow-vs-byakuya-o.gif


*Time stops, true creates a bucket, creates water in the bucket, pours the bucket over Snowbluff's head, chucks the bucket away and leaves the time stop.*

Best use of high level magic.

[unseenmage]

I have a feeling it would look kinda like this....

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3118607/ichigo-s-hollow-vs-byakuya-o.gif

With about a billion tons more Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. But yeah. Just about like that.

[Extra Anchovies]

*Time stops, true creates a bucket, creates water in the bucket, pours the bucket over Snowbluff's head, chucks the bucket away and leaves the time stop.*

Couldn't help but think of this (https://youtu.be/gP3EaLdLIts?t=44s).


Don't worry, my little pathogen. I'll have a gift you as well.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/9d7c74a0c5b9cecd00bbaea5431d9492/tumblr_n74hv6IZ2W1qe1p2zo3_500.gif
Au revoir, mon ami special!

Oooh, where's that gif from? It's pretty.

[VirusInk]

AMM Maximised Time Stop, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water.

There you go, have another 100 gallons of it to swim in. : 3
https://ircimg.net/tumblr_m6ily9rUgK1qknhfso1_500.gif


Don't worry, my little pathogen. I'll have a gift you as well.

Au revoir, mon ami special!
Don't be long! I'll just wait here and infect people while you're gone.



I was going to ask which of the two you were, but then I realized that I already knew the answer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q).
Valid answer.

[Blackhawk748]

Couldn't help but think of this (https://youtu.be/gP3EaLdLIts?t=44s).

Love Xiaolin Showdown


Don't be long! I'll just wait here and infect people while you're gone.


So glad im immune to disease

[Jormengand]

Best use of high level magic.

I get them as at-will SLAs because I grant the domains. It's fine.


Don't be long! I'll just wait here and infect people while you're gone.

Ah, crud. I knew I should have got a domain with remove disease... uhm, *Gates in a solar angel to do it for me.*

:smallbiggrin:

Have a nice swim.


So glad im immune to disease

Yeah, me too, but we gotta protect the other... ah, whoammah kidding. *Dismisses solar*.

[Snowbluff]

*Time stops, true creates a bucket, creates water in the bucket, pours the bucket over Snowbluff's head, chucks the bucket away and leaves the time stop.*



Don't be long! I'll just wait here and infect people while you're gone.

And I'm ba-
http://25.media.tumblr.com/58b1c9f5c6b5d63cc54f279e40e895fd/tumblr_mnp75lnqEm1qa94xto2_250.gif
What, water? Why would that do anything to me? As was recently and very slowly explained to me, Snow is made out of water.

Now the slippers I got for that delicious little phage are ruined! Ugh, I'm so upset I don't even want to burn you with the hellfire that burns hotter than the sun.



Oooh, where's that gif from? It's pretty.

Date A Live. (http://www.hulu.com/date-a-live)That's Kurumi.

[Blackhawk748]

Now the slippers I got for that delicious little phage are ruined! Ugh, I'm so upset I don't even want to burn you with the hellfire that burns hotter than the sun.

*casts prestidigitation* There dried and re fluffed.

[Jormengand]

Ugh, I'm so upset I don't even want to burn you with the hellfire that burns hotter than the sun.

I'm gonna take that as a win.

[illyahr]

I was going to ask which of the two you were, but then I realized that I already knew the answer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q).

What? I'm Miguel and LP is Tulio. How is that difficult?


AMM Maximised Time Stop, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water, Create Water.

There you go, have another 100 gallons of it to swim in. : 3

Well, that was unexpected.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/53/8b/29/538b297e6db8066e1e38e5404ba00bb0.gif

[IZ42]

http://45.media.tumblr.com/925add0f17e9a7b588f26338c4289c09/tumblr_njk408y4n91rbrys3o1_500.gif

Ya'll are weird. I go away to choke people out for an hour, and all this happens.

[NeoPhoenix0]

geez, you guys don't know anything about water, one of your first choice should be this:
*freezes water, conjures ice skates, begins skating*

[Red Fel]

Hey wait a second, are you calling me a...

Yes. Mine.

Also Snowbluff's.

Oh. Yeah, I shouldn't caught that right away. Even though I've know idea who Candlejack i-

Oh, please. That's just a myth. Anybody can say Candlejack and nothing will happen.

See? Nothing.


Smart! It makes it a long, slow, painful process too which is all the more interesting. I could get behind the cruel necromancer idea being as necromancers are some of my favorite. And a flesh golum made entirely from the tattooed body parts would be down right terrifyingly awesome! I approve the undead disease-bearing tattoo army.

Ooooo~ Evil. Poor player won't even see it coming.

... I think we're going to be such good friends.


It seems I have failed my sense motive check. After Blackhawk has alerted me to the bard's true intentions, I will be taking my little sister back now.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/fd349716bd0b4be3e2d282700bdd6c95/tumblr_mz5yv7RkWN1qkw2uho1_500.gif

Don't worry, LP. I'll watch out for her.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BYF1FD_JpkE/VJcwv7fh8dI/AAAAAAABZtg/5ofMFvY5UFg/w800-h800/tumblr_lzzhpzrvau1qegbwao1_r2_500.gif


Y'know... I think the only way to explain it is LP and I are two sides of the same coin. He's the shiny good-doing Paladin side and I'm the... well, I'm the other side.

Such good friends.


You've just activated my contingent spell!

What have I told you about Yu-Gi-Oh references?!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/97684a9a40d03908c20021fcbfd9b951/tumblr_inline_np0fv8RKOA1s7caab_500.gif


What? I'm Miguel and LP is Tulio. How is that difficult?

Does that make me Cortés? I mean, I'd rather be Xibalba, but that's a place, not a person, so...

The point is, we all had a few laughs, and everything will be al-

[Snowbluff]

*casts prestidigitation* There dried and re fluffed.
Ugh, now they're you gift! Fine! YOU CAN HAVE 'EM
http://media3.giphy.com/media/tlKTIYel9FlTO/giphy.gif

I'm gonna take that as a win.
And your little dog, too!


Ya'll are weird. I go away to choke people out for an hour, and all this happens.

Choke me, please.

[IZ42]

Choke me, please.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JUYPeHahqTU/VUE98I7jwbI/AAAAAAAB1eY/dzaBq4u1zO0/s253-p/tumblr_ne47tlqkic1td5qjgo1_500.gif

Gladly. I hope you don't mind if I'm a bit... rough...

[Snowbluff]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JUYPeHahqTU/VUE98I7jwbI/AAAAAAAB1eY/dzaBq4u1zO0/s253-p/tumblr_ne47tlqkic1td5qjgo1_500.gif

Gladly. I hope you don't mind if I'm a bit... rough...

Don't need rough, just efficient.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/3/3e/Kurumi_tokisaki-gif.date_a_live-F0D.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150610070420
I know you have no chance at succeeding, and if you fail I will probably find new ways to punish you for your impotence.

[IZ42]

Don't need rough, just efficient.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/3/3e/Kurumi_tokisaki-gif.date_a_live-F0D.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150610070420
I know you have no chance at succeeding, and if you fail I will probably find new ways to punish you for your impotence.

Mhmm...

You think so? Let's do this then.

https://45.media.tumblr.com/edf106402237d3df4c4602c9341f9d14/tumblr_nkywvh72ir1tga1sco1_500.gif

[Snowbluff]

Mhmm...

You think so? Let's do this then.

https://45.media.tumblr.com/edf106402237d3df4c4602c9341f9d14/tumblr_nkywvh72ir1tga1sco1_500.gif

Wow, that was atrocious.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/10219516/large.gif
Well, I guess the only way to handle this is the hellfire I collected. If you could do me a favor and run into Jormengand while you're ablaze, I'd love it.

[IZ42]

Wow, that was atrocious.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/10219516/large.gif
Well, I guess the only way to handle this is the hellfire I collected. If you could do me a favor and run into Jormengand while you're ablaze, I'd love it.

Ow... I guess...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e9/cd/bd/e9cdbda3475eeb305497b052d00e6a35.gif

You're losing your touch.

[unseenmage]

Wow, that was atrocious.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/10219516/large.gif
Well, I guess the only way to handle this is the hellfire I collected. If you could do me a favor and run into Jormengand while you're ablaze, I'd love it.

See now this is why you all should let me model some nice things after your essences; so we can have them.

[Snowbluff]

Ow... I guess...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e9/cd/bd/e9cdbda3475eeb305497b052d00e6a35.gif

You're losing your touch.
Maybe it would have worked if you were the target. That was hand forged to give Jorm a blister on his big toe. It would have been agonizing. :smallannoyed:

See now this is why you all should let me model some nice things after your essences; so we can have them.

You're free to.

You can even have one of the duplicates, for any exigent materials.

[unseenmage]

...


You're free to.

You can even have one of the duplicates, for any exigent materials.

Oh excellent. I'll get to work right away. Expect results after some 3.x mundane crafting times.

[NeoPhoenix0]

See now this is why you all should let me model some nice things after your essences; so we can have them.

I have a condition. It must be able to endlessly replicate, even if it takes a few steps.

[Draconium]

See now this is why you all should let me model some nice things after your essences; so we can have them.

You can model some after me, if you want. All I ask is that you give me a few of your "finished products." There have been some adventurers sniffing around here recently, and I may need a distraction.

[unseenmage]

I have a condition. It must be able to endlessly replicate, even if it takes a few steps.
Do you have room for circles of 20 or so Spellclocks? (I know magic traps are better. I just like Spellclocks more) Or did you mean you want the replicant itself to be able to self perpetuate?

Either can be accomplished. Built in Simulacrum okay?


You can model some after me, if you want. All I ask is that you give me a few of your "finished products." There have been some adventurers sniffing around here recently, and I may need a distraction.

Not a problem. Would you like the bulk rate or would a premium model fitted with retaliatory weaponry suit your needs?

[Draconium]

Not a problem. Would you like the bulk rate or would a premium model fitted with retaliatory weaponry suit your needs?

Ooh, tough one... The premium model could be really fun, so I think I'll go with that. :smallamused:

[NeoPhoenix0]

Do you have room for circles of 20 or so Spellclocks? (I know magic traps are better. I just like Spellclocks more) Or did you mean you want the replicant itself to be able to self perpetuate?

Either can be accomplished. Built in Simulacrum okay?

The replicants must be able to self replicate. Where do you think all the phoenixes in the world came from? One day a the first phoenix learned spellcasting and of course learned how to come back from death. Then every time it died and came back a new phoenix was born.

[unseenmage]

Fantastic.

For NeoPhoenix0 an Advanced Bestiary Clockwork Mirror Mephit Amalgam (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/amalgam-creature-cr-special) Phoenix set to be infinitely replicated via a golem craftsman at a Wondrous Architecture version of a Golem Manual.
(Or a magic trap set to wish for the construct via Constructs are Magic Items rules interpretation.)

For Draconium a similar Amalgam (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/amalgam-creature-cr-special) combining an Effigy of said dragon with the PF kaiju Mogaru or a mobile weapons platform wizard. Whichever power level is preferable.

[khadgar567]

I have a feeling it would look kinda like this....

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3118607/ichigo-s-hollow-vs-byakuya-o.gif



Best use of high level magic.


Fantastic.

For NeoPhoenix0 an Advanced Bestiary Clockwork Mirror Mephit Amalgam (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/amalgam-creature-cr-special) Phoenix set to be infinitely replicated via a golem craftsman at a Wondrous Architecture version of a Golem Manual.
(Or a magic trap set to wish for the construct via Constructs are Magic Items rules interpretation.)

For Draconium a similar Amalgam (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/amalgam-creature-cr-special) combining an Effigy of said dragon with the PF kaiju Mogaru or a mobile weapons platform wizard. Whichever power level is preferable.
if you have time mage can you modify one of my succubus simulcaras with some more power( dont wory about their destruction I have tons of them

[Marlowe]

http://i.imgur.com/nkERdxS.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZHP2vKO.png
http://i.imgur.com/ccnKvSe.png
http://i.imgur.com/18Jvg3G.png
http://i.imgur.com/LhQTyI6.png
http://i.imgur.com/ymjH8Go.png
http://i.imgur.com/rmx2Qpa.png
http://i.imgur.com/lhnPKol.png
http://i.imgur.com/6sL2xqh.png
http://i.imgur.com/uEgSLbc.png
http://i.imgur.com/7888TYe.png
http://i.imgur.com/Iq990Gx.png

[khadgar567]

http://i.imgur.com/nkERdxS.png
http://i.imgur.com/ZHP2vKO.png
http://i.imgur.com/ccnKvSe.png
http://i.imgur.com/18Jvg3G.png
http://i.imgur.com/LhQTyI6.png
http://i.imgur.com/ymjH8Go.png
http://i.imgur.com/rmx2Qpa.png
http://i.imgur.com/lhnPKol.png
http://i.imgur.com/6sL2xqh.png
http://i.imgur.com/uEgSLbc.png
http://i.imgur.com/7888TYe.png
http://i.imgur.com/Iq990Gx.png

VirusInk meet the resident gif master she uses gifs way older dan any of the remaining community

[Blackhawk748]

Ugh, now they're you gift! Fine! YOU CAN HAVE 'EM
http://media3.giphy.com/media/tlKTIYel9FlTO/giphy.gif

Me cleaning them does not make them my gift! All i did was perform magical dry cleaning.

[Jormengand]

Well, I guess the only way to handle this is the hellfire I collected. If you could do me a favor and run into Jormengand while you're ablaze, I'd love it.

Mm, nice and warm. :smallbiggrin:

[VirusInk]

... I think we're going to be such good friends.

Ah yes, I'm good with that. Little did I know that my slight tinge of evil would find me friends.


Ugh, now they're you gift! Fine! YOU CAN HAVE 'EM
http://media3.giphy.com/media/tlKTIYel9FlTO/giphy.gif

It's okay, Snaughbleuff.
http://i.imgur.com/xnio2pF.gif

[Jormengand]

Ah yes, I'm good with that. Little did I know that my slight tinge of evil would find me friends.

You're gonna get smitten by your brother, ya know.

[illyahr]

You're gonna get smitten by your brother, ya know.

Whoa, there. I think you mean smote. Smitten is something entirely different. :smalleek:

[Snowbluff]

Me cleaning them does not make them my gift! All i did was perform magical dry cleaning.
But now they reek of mortal magic. :smallfrown:

Mm, nice and warm. :smallbiggrin:
Stop using those plames for work! THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE FIRES OF HELL!


It's okay, Snaughbleuff.
http://i.imgur.com/xnio2pF.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/GcJN2Dz5XMDeM/giphy.gif

[Jormengand]

Whoa, there. I think you mean smote. Smitten is something entirely different. :smalleek:

No. Today, Loya decided to Smite an archfiend. He Smote the archfiend. The archfiend Was Smitten By Loya. A nearby damsel in distress Was Smitten With Loya.

Being the Lord of Words, it's my duty to correct anyone who tries to correct my language skills.


THOSE ARE LITERALLY THE FIRES OF HELL!

Oh yeah, we use those all the time. Plus, one of my best buddies grants the fire domain, so it's cool.

[VirusInk]

You're gonna get smitten by your brother, ya know.
Eh, I'm alright. I've got a slight tinge of everything so I balance out pretty well I think. Or rather, I just lean towards whatever I feel like at the moment.
Plus, he'd be pretty bummed if I wasn't around for video game nights. So I've got that goin' for me.


Whoa, there. I think you mean smote. Smitten is something entirely different. :smalleek:
Yeeeeeeah. Good correction.

[Jormengand]

Eh, I'm alright. I've got a slight tinge of everything so I balance out pretty well I think. Or rather, I just lean towards whatever I feel like at the moment.
Plus, he'd be pretty bummed if I wasn't around for video game nights. So I've got that goin' for me.

That, and you're too adorable to die.

Yeeeeeeah. Good correction.

Rage... intensifying...

[illyahr]

No. Today, Loya decided to Smite an archfiend. He Smote the archfiend. The archfiend Was Smitten By Loya. A nearby damsel in distress Was Smitten With Loya.

Being the Lord of Words, it's my duty to correct anyone who tries to correct my language skills.

Extremely archaic past participle. Very unusual. Thank you for the correction, though.

I would still be careful how you use it though. Most people don't know that particular use of the word.

[VirusInk]

No. Today, Loya decided to Smite an archfiend. He Smote the archfiend. The archfiend Was Smitten By Loya. A nearby damsel in distress Was Smitten With Loya.

Gotchaaa, alrighty alrighty. Fair enough! Thanks for the language lesson.

[Snowbluff]

Oh Virus, you're silly.


Oh yeah, we use those all the time. Plus, one of my best buddies grants the fire domain, so it's cool.

Uh... hate to break it to you, but it burns right anything fire related. It's like if some fire started roiding up and then decided it hated fire.

[Jormengand]

Gotchaaa, alrighty alrighty. Fair enough! Thanks for the language lesson.

You're welcome. :smallbiggrin:

If it helps, I'm smitten with you. Cutie. :smallwink:


Uh... hate to break it to you, but it burns right anything fire related. It's like if some fire started roiding up and then decided it hated fire.

Oh, yeah, it burns him, but he's immune. It's like he's got some kinda crazy epic-level deity version of Controlled Immolation going on... honestly, I'm a bit scared to ask.

[VirusInk]

Oh Virus, you're silly.

I do my best!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/d0/58/3ad058c82b8264a3dce85c085617a2da.gif

*cough*since I literally don't know what I'm doing half the time anyway *cough*


You're welcome. :smallbiggrin:

If it helps, I'm smitten with you. Cutie. :smallwink:

The flattery is starting again!

[Jormengand]

The flattery is starting again!

It's because you're so cute and cuddly and lovely~

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/329/5d0.gif

[Snowbluff]

Oh, yeah, it burns him, but he's immune. It's like he's got some kinda crazy epic-level deity version of Controlled Immolation going on... honestly, I'm a bit scared to ask.
Wow, are you sure he isn't actually ORCUS? I mean, I'd be worried if my friend was actually ORCUS out of nowhere just because I became a god. That would be a little random... and dangerous.

I do my best!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/d0/58/3ad058c82b8264a3dce85c085617a2da.gif

*cough*since I literally don't know what I'm doing half the time anyway *cough*

The flattery is starting again!
Ignore 'em.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/2/26/Date-a-live_II-gif.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150831053349
If you let them make you think like them, you take negative levels.

[Jormengand]

If you let them make you think like them, you take negative levels.

I can fix that. I have essence of lifespark.

[VirusInk]

It's because you're so cute and cuddly and lovely~

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/329/5d0.gif
Please don't immolate me.
http://i.imgur.com/ev86lio.gif




Ignore 'em.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/2/26/Date-a-live_II-gif.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150831053349
If you let them make you think like them, you take negative levels.

Oh there's no worry about that. I purely think like me. That's why I dabble in whatever alignment I feel like at the moment!

[Jormengand]

Please don't immolate me.

Okay.

*Pours water on you instead.* :smalltongue:

Cutie.

[IZ42]

I think if GitP Regulars was made into an anime or something, we might actually have a complete cast. We've got the psycho, the know-it-all, the "big brother", the punching bag, the cutie, and various other background characters.

Forgot the attempted Ladies' Man and the handyman. Everyone else I can't decide on the trope they embody.

[Blackhawk748]

But now they reek of mortal magic. :smallfrown:

Mor.....mortal.....

I AM A GOD!!!!

https://45.media.tumblr.com/bdce8e067a64f319f4403bec1112a260/tumblr_njk3z0Qvab1tvoryfo1_500.gif


I think if GitP Regulars was made into an anime or something, we might actually have a complete cast. We've got the psycho, the know-it-all, the "big brother", the punching bag, the cutie, and various other background characters.

Forgot the attempted Ladies' Man and the handyman. Everyone else I can't decide on the trope they embody.

This is true, hell we'd have a pretty large cast actually.

[VirusInk]

Okay.

*Pours water on you instead.* :smalltongue:

Cutie.
...Well. I guess that is a better alternative.


I think if GitP Regulars was made into an anime or something, we might actually have a complete cast. We've got the psycho, the know-it-all, the "big brother", the punching bag, the cutie, and various other background characters.
I feel that that would be a very, very destructive anime.

[IZ42]

Mor.....mortal.....

I AM A GOD!!!!

https://45.media.tumblr.com/bdce8e067a64f319f4403bec1112a260/tumblr_njk3z0Qvab1tvoryfo1_500.gif



This is true, hell we'd have a pretty large cast actually.

God? That's cute. Hush.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/edf106402237d3df4c4602c9341f9d14/tumblr_nkywvh72ir1tga1sco1_500.gif

[unseenmage]

I think if GitP Regulars was made into an anime or something, we might actually have a complete cast. We've got the psycho, the know-it-all, the "big brother", the punching bag, the cutie, and various other background characters.

Forgot the attempted Ladies' Man and the handyman. Everyone else I can't decide on the trope they embody.

I for one am working on being the shut in tinkerer with little to no moral compunction and a penchant for automatons.

[Jormengand]

This is true, hell we'd have a pretty large cast actually.

Somebody do this. I'll settle for a manga if anime is beyond your ability.

[Draconium]

I think if GitP Regulars was made into an anime or something, we might actually have a complete cast. We've got the psycho, the know-it-all, the "big brother", the punching bag, the cutie, and various other background characters.

Forgot the attempted Ladies' Man and the handyman. Everyone else I can't decide on the trope they embody.


This is true, hell we'd have a pretty large cast actually.


I feel that that would be a very, very destructive anime.

... I would watch it.

[IZ42]

Of course, I would get chainsawed by Snow at least once every episode.

[LoyalPaladin]

http://i.imgur.com/ev86lio.gif
Must... resist... must... re-
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/742/431/fd3.gif


I think if GitP Regulars was made into an anime or something, we might actually have a complete cast. We've got the psycho, the know-it-all, the "big brother", the punching bag, the cutie, and various other background characters.

Forgot the attempted Ladies' Man and the handyman. Everyone else I can't decide on the trope they embody.
That'd be a really amusing, but really scattered anime haha. The plot would be something like Virus running from Jormen's strange advances while the rest of the playground caused crazy mayhem. Meanwhile, my brother sense begins to tingle while I'm sitting down for tea with Red Fel.


https://45.media.tumblr.com/bdce8e067a64f319f4403bec1112a260/tumblr_njk3z0Qvab1tvoryfo1_500.gif
That gif fills me with happiness.

[Snowbluff]

Oh there's no worry about that. I purely think like me. That's why I dabble in whatever alignment I feel like at the moment!
Hm..
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/1/1d/Kurumi-_(Date_a_live).gif/revision/latest?cb=20150330074335
We'll see about that.

Somebody do this. I'll settle for a manga if anime is beyond your ability.

I coooould, but I find the exercise masturbatory.

[Blackhawk748]

God? That's cute. Hush.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/edf106402237d3df4c4602c9341f9d14/tumblr_nkywvh72ir1tga1sco1_500.gif

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-b2xs3q5N6to/VSB41lvG7rI/AAAAAAABw0w/Pf3SjPv5u0c/w500-h280/King.gif

Dont make me awaken Kurotaka.....

[illyahr]

Oooh, sounds fun! I could definately get into something like that! :smallbiggrin:

https://media.giphy.com/media/3EAKxi0AzhEEqURfxK/giphy.gif

[Marlowe]

Is there an anime character type for "person who really, really wishes he was in a different genre of anime?"

I mean, aside from the people who just think they're in a different genre from the one they're actually in. Those turn up all the time.

[Jormengand]

The plot would be something like Virus running from Jormen's strange advances while the rest of the playground caused crazy mayhem.

Strange advances?

But Loya-kun, you're not allowed to stand between me and Virus-senpai...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnuQnJt_W3Hg5lGYTvReKu2lbmq26Rh zFflu0xZIS4OLvlpUZA

Bad things might happen...

[Blackhawk748]

Strange advances?

But Loya-kun, you're not allowed to stand between me and Virus-senpai...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnuQnJt_W3Hg5lGYTvReKu2lbmq26Rh zFflu0xZIS4OLvlpUZA

Bad things might happen...

Huh...so Jormengand is a Yandere. Im less surprised than i thought i would be.

Still summoning the army.

http://i.giphy.com/doYdmUoy6cL28.gif

[Snowbluff]

Strange advances?

But Loya-kun, you're not allowed to stand between me and Virus-senpai...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnuQnJt_W3Hg5lGYTvReKu2lbmq26Rh zFflu0xZIS4OLvlpUZA

Bad things might happen...

Hey that's my gimmick!
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/4/4d/Tumblr_n52uo64MFb1rltw58o4_500.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150418152652
You're the curse guy. Here's a gif you can use.

https://media.giphy.com/media/S2owXM7oTLG2A/giphy.gif

[NeoPhoenix0]

Is there an anime character type for "person who really, really wishes he was in a different genre of anime?"

I mean, aside from the people who just think they're in a different genre from the one they're actually in. Those turn up all the time.

It's some kind of genre savy snarker.

[Jormengand]

Hey that's my gimmick!

No-one else is allowed to have gimmicks... I mean, feelings, for Senpai!

Also, I thought I already did this, but fricking UNNAME already!

[Blackhawk748]

No-one else is allowed to have gimmicks... I mean, feelings, for Senpai!

Also, I thought I already did this, but fricking UNNAME already!

You did, Snowbluff has access to Ritual of Renaming.

[Jormengand]

You did, Snowbluff has access to Ritual of Renaming.

What in the nine are even Icelie's class levels?

[Snowbluff]

You did, Snowbluff has access to Ritual of Renaming.


What in the nine are even Icelie's class levels?

What, indeed! Sherlock and Occam would be very proud. People said I was mad when I took Truename ranks! MAD!
https://49.media.tumblr.com/3a6187fc355bbf2d814c45736964e74e/tumblr_mqt7oinxv51r7ib92o1_500.gif
Unfortunately, the impossible and unsimple are rational and doable for me. Another one of the "simple" reasons is that the first GitP Regulars thread was done by me from the future. Your decision to unname me is predicated on an action you would prevent, just making a beautiful cognitive paradox for me to exploit!

[VirusInk]

Hm..
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/1/1d/Kurumi-_(Date_a_live).gif/revision/latest?cb=20150330074335
We'll see about that.

Oh?



Strange advances?

But Loya-kun, you're not allowed to stand between me and Virus-senpai...
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnuQnJt_W3Hg5lGYTvReKu2lbmq26Rh zFflu0xZIS4OLvlpUZA

Bad things might happen...
This is the vibe I'm getting.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/41b5f915a3f3d919db98934de1e92ab6/tumblr_ns7t0kjCGo1rqiyiyo1_500.gif

[Blackhawk748]

What in the nine are even Icelie's class levels?

No idea, i stopped trying to figure it out as I was making to many Will saves for comfort.


This is the vibe I'm getting.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/41b5f915a3f3d919db98934de1e92ab6/tumblr_ns7t0kjCGo1rqiyiyo1_500.gif

Good, your Yandere-dar is functioning.

[Jormengand]

People said I was mad when I took Truename ranks!

You were, just not because of the truespeak ranks. Truespeak. They're called truespeak.


This is the vibe I'm getting.

Persisted reversed inertia surge!

Someone's not moving out of her 5 foot square for the next 24 hours. Hope it's a comfy 5 foot square. <3

[LoyalPaladin]

What in the nine are even Icelie's class levels?
You know how I'm the dependable paladin that people can read and trust? Well, Snowbluff is the weird optimized one that got 30ish levels to play with.


Strange advances?

But Loya-kun, you're not allowed to stand between me and Virus-senpai...
Oh, she is perfectly capable of self advocating.


What, indeed! Sherlock and Occam would be very proud. People said I was mad when I took Truename ranks! MAD!
That was a general statement, not directed at your build choices.


This is the vibe I'm getting.
https://45.media.tumblr.com/41b5f915a3f3d919db98934de1e92ab6/tumblr_ns7t0kjCGo1rqiyiyo1_500.gif
Smart choice!


Yandere-dar
This made me snort. Thanks for that.


Someone's not moving out of her 5 foot square for the next 24 hours. Hope it's a comfy 5 foot square. <3
Every 5 feet closer provokes an attack of opportunity from the colossal lance, thanks to thicket of blades.

[Snowbluff]

Oh?
Hark! Allow me to demonstrate.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/29e9a8fb91eec589d928f3d880597718/tumblr_mpg3bfBCmV1qbvovho1_250.gif
Take a look at Jorm. He's becoming me. Everything is going according to plan.

You were, just not because of the truespeak ranks.
Pfft, I got Truespeak levels and Truename ranks. It's all written in crayon.



Persisted reversed inertia surge!

Someone's not moving out of her 5 foot square for the next 24 hours. Hope it's a comfy 5 foot square. <3

>>> True,False = False,True
>>> id(True)
9071696
>>> id(False)
9071664
>>> 1==1
True
>>> id(1==1)
9071664
>>> (1==1)==True
False

I hate numbers. (http://hforsten.com/redefining-the-number-2-in-python.html)

[Jormengand]

Every 5 feet closer provokes an attack of opportunity from the colossal lance, thanks to thicket of blades.

Pfft. Colossal Lance in a Thicket of Blades. Pfft.

[Blackhawk748]

Pfft. Colossal Lance in a Thicket of Blades. Pfft.

Pffft.... Ah innuendo.

[Jormengand]

Pffft.... Ah innuendo.

Yup~

Anyway, *Drops Loya into a Conjunctive Gate* Heh. Dropping a colossal lance into a gate.

*Cuddles VirusInk mercilessly* <3

[NeoPhoenix0]

I get the idea that it is time to start using the sorcerer only hadoken combo... For safety. For those that don't know that's where one spell slot turns into infinite force damage on a single target. So back away I have infinite damage loops.

[Jormengand]

I get the idea that it is time to start using the sorcerer only hadoken combo... For safety. For those that don't know that's where one spell slot turns into infinite force damage on a single target. So back away I have infinite damage loops.

I'm wearing a bracer of the blast barrier and can change shape into a garbler. Back away, I have infinite damage loops too. :smallbiggrin:

[Snowbluff]

I get the idea that it is time to start using the sorcerer only hadoken combo... For safety. For those that don't know that's where one spell slot turns into infinite force damage on a single target. So back away I have infinite damage loops.

Neo! Not that I destroyed causality, and will move onto entropy, did you finish Date A Live?

[Blackhawk748]

Yup~

Anyway, *Drops Loya into a Conjunctive Gate* Heh. Dropping a colossal lance into a gate.

*Cuddles VirusInk mercilessly* <3

*Casts magic circle against yandere on Virus*

[Jormengand]

*Casts magic circle against yandere on Virus*

Sorry, already persisted Inertia Surge on myself, so that doesn't affect me. :smallbiggrin:

*Cuddles her more.*

[Blackhawk748]

Sorry, already persisted Inertia Surge on myself, so that doesn't affect me. :smallbiggrin:

*Cuddles her more.*

*Cast teleport on Virus*

[WeaselGuy]

That gif fills me with happiness.

*cough* (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19315278&postcount=44)

From a little PrC I made a while back for Snowbluff...

[Jormengand]

*Cast teleport on Virus*

Sorry, she can't leave that square. And just as well for you, because if the teleport suffered a mishap...

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMmcq41gykrQBwtXe0rDH2YnXRJDVGP nZfPeiGRF7ycj-B_2Ep_Q

There'd be hell to pay.

[VirusInk]

Hark! Allow me to demonstrate.
Take a look at Jorm. He's becoming me. Everything is going according to plan.
You always reference this "plan", Snow. But I'm curious... what's your end goal?



Someone's not moving out of her 5 foot square for the next 24 hours. Hope it's a comfy 5 foot square. <3
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4e459231029e1c5bea7c0fc3b1dd55b2ba2c9b3337a119cdd0 285397a808ec7c_1.gif What if I wanted a different 5 foot square?



*Cuddles VirusInk mercilessly* <3
Stay strong, Virus. Stay strong.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f050b27349cb1dd7b9ecc3b368cf03cc/tumblr_n0tc880aTe1trc27io3_500.gif

[Jormengand]

What if I wanted a different 5 foot square?

I have reversed spell rebirth and another shot of reversed inertia surge (because it's usable practically at will). Which 5 foot square would Virus-Senpai like~?

[Snowbluff]

*cough* (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=19315278&postcount=44)

From a little PrC I made a while back for Snowbluff...
Because it's wonderful.

You always reference this "plan", Snow. But I'm curious... what's your end goal?
Goal? Do I look like someone who has a goal?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JGJ7kEJhq84/Va0ShEfIJ8I/AAAAAAAAAPM/K4zyh2jH-7g/s1600/Kurumi_tokisaki-date_a_live-gif.509.gif
Well, I admit it. Maybe. Anywho, when I'm done I'm sure someone will be delighted.


http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4e459231029e1c5bea7c0fc3b1dd55b2ba2c9b3337a119cdd0 285397a808ec7c_1.gif What if I wanted a different 5 foot square?
I changed the value of "true" earlier. It's up to you if you want to believe if your trapped or not.

[Blackhawk748]

Sorry, she can't leave that square. And just as well for you, because if the teleport suffered a mishap...

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMmcq41gykrQBwtXe0rDH2YnXRJDVGP nZfPeiGRF7ycj-B_2Ep_Q

There'd be hell to pay.

I did some research, and that is one badly written reverse (surprise surprise). I mean it doesnt mention anything about inter planar travel or how freedom of movement interacts with it.



http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4e459231029e1c5bea7c0fc3b1dd55b2ba2c9b3337a119cdd0 285397a808ec7c_1.gif What if I wanted a different 5 foot square?


Stay strong, Virus. Stay strong.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f050b27349cb1dd7b9ecc3b368cf03cc/tumblr_n0tc880aTe1trc27io3_500.gif

Important info here, you can still take actions normally, you just cant move from that square. *hands +1 Merciful Yandere-Bane Tetsubo* Have fun with that.

[Jormengand]

I did some research, and that is one badly written reverse (surprise surprise). I mean it doesnt mention anything about inter planar travel or how freedom of movement interacts with it.
Mhm. My own little dimensional lock. :smallbiggrin:



Important info here, you can still take actions normally, you just cant move from that square. *hands +1 Merciful Yandere-Bane Tetsubo* Have fun with that.

Transmute weapon.

Oh, what's that, your weapon is now made of water? That's a pity. Create water.

*Kisses Inky~*

[Extra Anchovies]

No. Today, Loya decided to Smite an archfiend. He Smote the archfiend. The archfiend Was Smitten By Loya. A nearby damsel in distress Was Smitten With Loya.

Huh. That's pretty neat. Wasn't even aware that smitten could be used to refer to anything other than affection.


That, and you're too adorable to die.

And that's why I'll be including her in the stitched-flesh abomination that I'm building!

What? It's still going to be technically alive.

By the way VI, would you mind holding still for a bit? I've got this really cool idea for a tattoo...


I do my best!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3a/d0/58/3ad058c82b8264a3dce85c085617a2da.gif

Well, if what you're trying to do is put a finger-frame around your wink, then I'd say you're doing a pretty good job of it!


Good, your Yandere-dar is functioning.

I'd suggest we shorten it to Yandar, but a quick search turns up a Colombian music group (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1rKBod-iw) that I don't know if I want to be associated with.


What if I wanted a different 5 foot square?

The trick is to animate the 5-foot square you're in, imbue it with a soul, and politely convince it to move somewhere else, taking you along. It's just bending the fabric of reality to your whims, shouldn't be too difficult.


I get the idea that it is time to start using the sorcerer only hadoken combo... For safety. For those that don't know that's where one spell slot turns into infinite force damage on a single target. So back away I have infinite damage loops.

You don't even need infinite damage to win. You're a sorcerer (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0a/84/1b/0a841b88ab40d3aa012070633857cfba.jpg), after all. Those silly int-based magic users (http://www.mensagenscomamor.com/images/interna/new/frases_louco.jpg) have nothing on you.

http://i.imgur.com/ZAr3IL0.png
No, Google. I know what I meant.

[Jormengand]

By the way VI, would you mind holding still for a bit? I've got this really cool idea for a tattoo...

It's not as though she has a choice. Oh, and Deny Passage. Nobody goes near my girl but me~

[Draconium]

So... Much... Yandere...

Yandere Cloth

This material looks like normal cloth, and it can be used to create regular clothing, but it actually carries a powerful magical curse on it. Anyone who dons clothing made out of this cursed material must make a Will save (DC 15+the victim's HD), as well as an additional one every hour thereafter until the cloth is removed, or fall madly in love with the next person they see (treat their attitude towards that person as Fanatic). The victim also gains one negative level every time they succeed on their saving throw. These negative levels cannot be removed by any means until the clothing is removed, unless the victim fails one of the later Will saves, in which case, all negative levels caused by the cloth are immediately removed.

Cost: Why would you want to buy this? Well, if you do, it's the same as a normal set of clothing (or whatever other cloth item you want).

[NeoPhoenix0]

Neo! Not that I destroyed causality, and will move onto entropy, did you finish Date A Live?

Dearest snowie, I liked it better when you called me phoe, neo makes me think you are foolish enough to think will try to save people.

An anvil fell on my head last night, or is it tomorrow night now? But I am getting through it fastly with the help of genocide. No seriously, I am committing genocide in a game to help focus my mind.


Sorry, she can't leave that square. And just as well for you, because if the teleport suffered a mishap...

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMmcq41gykrQBwtXe0rDH2YnXRJDVGP nZfPeiGRF7ycj-B_2Ep_Q

There'd be hell to pay.

This is what continuously shifting and random mile radius teleport mazes that i somehow am magically given correct insight into going the right way are for. Plus they never mishap, can't remember if this one lets you fall off a cliff though.


You always reference this "plan", Snow. But I'm curious... what's your end goal?


http://img.ifcdn.com/images/4e459231029e1c5bea7c0fc3b1dd55b2ba2c9b3337a119cdd0 285397a808ec7c_1.gif What if I wanted a different 5 foot square?


Stay strong, Virus. Stay strong.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f050b27349cb1dd7b9ecc3b368cf03cc/tumblr_n0tc880aTe1trc27io3_500.gif

Don't worry teir 0 sorcery and minor shadow magic, snowbluff, and truenamaocity will probably cause the universe to collapse and shift around a few times. Though the sorcery and shadow magic can stay out of it if people back away out of the teleport maze.

[Jormengand]

So... Much... Yandere...

Yandere Cloth

This material looks like normal cloth, and it can be used to create regular clothing, but it actually carries a powerful magical curse on it. Anyone who dons clothing made out of this cursed material must make a Will save (DC 15+the victim's HD), as well as an additional one every hour thereafter until the cloth is removed, or fall madly in love with the next person they see (treat their attitude towards that person as Fanatic). The victim also gains one negative level every time they succeed on their saving throw. These negative levels cannot be removed by any means until the clothing is removed, unless the victim fails one of the later Will saves, in which case, all negative levels caused by the cloth are immediately removed.

Cost: Why would you want to buy this? Well, if you do, it's the same as a normal set of clothing (or whatever other cloth item you want).

Inky, honey, just look me in the eye a second, I just want to put this cute dress on you...

[VirusInk]

Because it's wonderful.
Goal? Do I look like someone who has a goal?

Well, I admit it. Maybe. Anywho, when I'm done I'm sure someone will be delighted.
I changed the value of "true" earlier. It's up to you if you want to believe if your trapped or not.
...Good point.
Well, if that's the case I choose to stand right here. By you. The yandere who doesn't cuddle me. And least that's the plan till LP gets back.



Important info here, you can still take actions normally, you just cant move from that square. *hands +1 Merciful Yandere-Bane Tetsubo* Have fun with that.
...I... I shall keep this close and use it in my time of need. Thank yo-


Mhm. My own little dimensional lock. :smallbiggrin:

Transmute weapon.

Oh, what's that, your weapon is now made of water? That's a pity. Create water.

*Kisses Inky~*
UUUUUGH.



I have reversed spell rebirth and another shot of reversed inertia surge (because it's usable practically at will). Which 5 foot square would Virus-Senpai like~?
Whatever 5 foot square means no cuddles....Which I've decided is right by Snow.



Huh. That's pretty neat. Wasn't even aware that smitten could be used to refer to anything other than affection.



And that's why I'll be including her in the stitched-flesh abomination that I'm building!

What? It's still going to be technically alive.

By the way VI, would you mind holding still for a bit? I've got this really cool idea for a tattoo...

As much as I would love that I much more enjoy watching other people die from painful poison tattoos!

[NeoPhoenix0]

You don't even need infinite damage to win. You're a sorcerer (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0a/84/1b/0a841b88ab40d3aa012070633857cfba.jpg), after all. Those silly int-based magic users (http://www.mensagenscomamor.com/images/interna/new/frases_louco.jpg) have nothing on you.

http://i.imgur.com/ZAr3IL0.png
No, Google. I know what I meant.

But I'm not trying to win.